#And I'm not even exaggerating
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I'm not normal about this I don't think y'all understand
@niteskysx @motherismotheringggg @iamsebastiansstan @blackynsupremacy @nicholaslut you NEED to see those
#speechless is an understatement#i need him in my bed rn#i've been sitting there salivating over those for the past 15 mins#and i'm not even exaggerating#god fucking help me#i can't explain it properly but *she's* spelling his name#pulsing#i can't anymore#he's gonna js kill me#he's not real until i touch him tbh#nick if u see this just come & get that#bfreveal˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆。☆#nicholas alexander chavez#nicholas chavez#nicholas chavez x reader#nicholas chavez smut#nicholas alexander chavez x reader
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"i've been a lab rat, i know when i see one" hey so this is actually insane??? he just casually admitted to that?? hello???? Erik?????? Erik this is something you should talk to a therapist about i'm not qualified to deal with it-
#x men#xmen#erik lehnsherr#magneto#my gods he's so traumatized#if erik lehnsherr went to therapy 99% of the world's problems would be solved#and i'm not even exaggerating#erik i love you but you belong in a mental hospital#please take your time to heal before you try to take over the world again
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the feeling when you come up with a plotline that requires a lot of strategic thinking and technical knowledge from a field you only have cursory knowledge of, and the whole resolution bit of the story hinges on it.
yay, writing this last segment of the first draft is going to be fun.
though not as much fun as the developmental round of edits.
#i am going to be kicking myself for this for months#and i'm not even exaggerating#writing woes#writing
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i know my job situation has finally got to the completely unmanageable stage because i'm going to apply to a position that would have me commuting to edinburgh every morning for 1 hr and a half.....and that's from being totally remote for the past 2.5 years....and even then i would probably sob with relief if i got it
#and that's a lesson for everyone who reads this to look for another job BEFORE your current job has you considering suicide daily#and i'm not even exaggerating
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-sees objectively really nice art for an obscure show I love
-Its for a ship I *really* dont ship and especially so wildly out of character
#And I wouldnt even care so much if it wasnt so blatantly out of character#I'll certainly side eye it because it once again sidelines female characters that they are canonically in love with for a yaoi ship#But it wouldnt drive me so crazy except with how out of character it is#You can have your yaoi ship thats fine#But those two assholes would not call eachother Honey and Sweetie#They would not be domestic#Those assholes would be hate fucking with a knife to the throat and choking eachother out#And I'm not even exaggerating#One of them literally wants to murder the other bc he likes to kill people who think they're immortal#And the other thinks dying is skill issue#Read the fucking source material again or make your own ocs to project your domestic bliss on
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a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.
#also this post is not an exaggeration bc i literally saw this in a post today#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#<<< i'm not kidding what the HELL is happening in that show. how are they even still on air what season are they on#macdennis#I think that's the ship name idk. anyway i don't go here but y'all seem a little unhinged and i can't even blame you#theo.txt#100#500#1k#2k#5k#10k
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cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling
#ramble#i'm 90% sure i still have it in a folder in my desk somewhere#to clarify NONE of these things are cringe but i was embarrassed bc doing anything when you're 17 is embarrassing#i'm not even exaggerating that i've become so much happier just doing whatever i want and not apologising for it#i hate that it took me 20 years to realise that people are going to think i'm weird no matter what so there's no point masking anymore#and also that i didn't read a dnd novel until this year bc i was missing out#anyway i hate tiktok for bringing back bullying in a different more terrible way#go larping nobody cares#tl;dr you will BLOSSOM the moment you stop caring
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she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh
#one piece#trans!sanji#sanji#kiku#yamato#ワンピース#I'm practicing my japanese shhhhhh#(日本語のペラペラ人:俺は文法とか書く方とか間違ったら教えてください😅ありがとうございます)#translation:#Yamato: I'll be able to get as strong as Oden?#Sanji: Probably... 🤔#[meanwhile Kiku is remembering the time in the hot spring]#(Sanji: Nami-chan!!!)#(Nami: Shut up!! The women's bath is supposed to be a peaceful place!)#Kiku: I am also ⚧️ ... o.o#(y'all english speakers had me all to yourselves for a decade it's about time I start to also sometimes make stuff in my next language lol#notably for media *from* that language#same as it made sense to make fan content in english for [american superhero franchise we don't talk abt anymore] back in the day#(happy seasonal reminder that Ren Is Not A Native English Speaker and This Is My 5th Language hi 😅))#while looking up reference for this I learnt that the straps to tie back the kimono sleeves are called tasuki#also I decided yamato get big muscles cause he got them kaido genes in im (I also gave him his dad's young-man-facial hair)#the more I do transition projections for one piece characters while tryna adhere to the style the more I learn that sometimes stylisation#uses bones less as literal determinants for where things go and just kinda exaggerates shapes based on vibes alone instead#meaning trans characters' bones wouldn't literally stay looking the same in that stylisation in the way they do irl#they'd get exaggerated differently based on what the surrounding stuff is doing#I still think oda's transition demonstration when we first met iva was unreasonable even with that in mind tho
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getting adopted by anne hathaway ✅
#hwang hyunjin#hyunjin#anne hathaway#stray kids#bystay#createskz#staysource#a9gifs#*gif#*ccarly#*hyunjin#*carly:hyunjin#i'm late but i've been busy etc etc#this almost made me cry i'm not even exaggerating#look at how she's holding his hand :(((( i'm so sad#*hits
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C'mon heart, beat loudly again! 💓
#One Piece#opgraphics#Monkey D. Luffy#Joy Boy#*mine#HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOY SO BEAUTIFUL YOU STARTED CRYING 😭😭😭#i'm not even exaggerating when i say i actually teared up from how beautiful the animation was in this scene#like i swear this is one of the most if not THE most beautiful i've ever seen Luffy animated!!!#and ngl tho the animation for the first half of this ep was kinda disappointing...#but they def made up for it during the second half!#also spent an embarrassing amount of time making the 4th gif because of the INSANE amount of colors involved#aaaaand it still looks like crap sorry 💀
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"People only ship Sasuke and Naruto because they kissed once and it was just a comedy gag."
Meanwhile the entire series:
#Sasunaru#Narusasu#I'm not even exaggerating when I say that the kiss is the least gayest thing Sasuke and Naruto have done#Try again dudebros
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The Ryoko Kui interview's reception is such a disaster over a pretty normal (yet still flawed) interview between a non-Japanese fan and Japanese artistic. This is discourse for discourse's sake, and it's no surprise that almost every Twitter user I've looked at who's using this interview to parade Kui around as a goated mangaka standing strong against Western ideology is anti-trans.
Like, I do think the interview was kinda wonky with its focus on fandom culture, which Kui clearly didn't have much interest in. But sometimes that happens. Sometimes interactions between two people, especially a fan and a creator, two people who view and interact with a piece of media in completely opposite perspectives, don't click. Does this really need to get blown up into a "West vs. East culture war" issue.
Anyways, Kui saying "I don't consider my audience's interpretations when writing. I leave it to their imaginations, but I have my own read on things too" is the healthiest, most normal thing an artist/writer who wants a non-parasocial audience could say. Artists and writers use this line all the time. If Kui didn't enjoy autistic Laius or Farcille headcanons, she would have probably voiced/signalled her discomfort, like she did on the topic of Senshi fanservice. Overall, Kui handled the interview really well. Props to her to sticking to her guns and keeping a healthy disconnect from the fandom. While I think the interviewer could've/should've been more tactful and restrained, the flaws in their questions is not a symptom of the woke mind virus trying to wriggle its way into the pure Japanese psyche. It's the sign of an over-eager fan who sees a piece of fiction differently than its creator.
#personal#delete later#this isn't even worth talking about in depth#but it's crazy that we're rehashing the “artist intent vs fan interpretation” crap again.#read stuart hall's encoding/decoding.#is it so terrible that laius reads to nd people as autistic even though the writer wasn't thinking about it#is that really something to criticize#also you may think the last sentence is me exaggerating but that's literally what the twt discourse is about#anyways i feel bad for the interviewer who's getting harassed over this#i'm seeing every side of discourse be super uncharitable toward them because it's funnier to make them sound outta touch and confrontationa#like. i'm seeing posts from cool people making the interviewer look like they asked “why did you make laius autistic??”#when the actual text of the interview goes “a lot of nd people interpreted laius as autistic. did you have that in mind when writing him?”#and obviously i think a lot of fandom people upset about this are weird too. joking that kui. a real person. is probably autistic is weird#but who am i more willing to criticize. the overeager parasocial fans taking things a too far and making things kinda weird#or the “kill the woke mind virus” weeabo/otaku terfs who still use the r-slur against queer/nd teen anime fans
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Beautiful princess with golden eyes and a pimp coat I love you <3
#mcr#my chemical romance#shitpost#gerard way#gee way#my chemical fucking romance#my chem#I'm head over heels for him#i'm not even exaggerating#fell in luv
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y'know, in reference to Antoine's reply to that one Lords of Fortune dialogue at Lavendel ("The Wardens throw parties. Sometimes. Sometimes they're even fun."), entirely possible that the last time the Wardens threw a party and it was even fun was Evka and Antoine's wedding
#entirely possible the last time the Wardens had a party that wasn't in honor of someone who died or was going to a Calling was their wedding#a rare Grey Warden wedding#them being married is so important and I'm not even exaggerating#what if we had love and hope and believed in futures and commitments and longevity and stability#what if this didn't have to be grimness and despair and resignation all the time#he even had to convince her of these things first before she agreed to marry him (read Won't Know When bls they're so cute)#DATV things#Antoine Ivo#Antoine Dragon Age#Evka Ivo#Antoine and Evka#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: The Veilguard#Dragon Age The Veilguard
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I wonder who he's waiting for...
I am obssessed with @neytui's fairy au that's been living rent free in my head and for this year I wanted to do something different. So I drew Jack as a winter fairy on the bridge that connects the seasons, like the one in secret of the wings.
#my art#art#fanart#jack frost#rise of the guardians#rotg#rotg jack frost#tinker bell#pixie hollow au#fairy au#hijack#if you squint and read between the lines#digital art#digital painting#illustration#digital illustration#artist on tumblr#This took so long to draw#I redid the background like 10 times and I'm not even exaggerating#colors are a bitch I don't know why I was hellbent on doing a background#I got so stuck so many times#i don't know if this looks good but i am proud of it and that's enough
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So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.
I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)
Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.
Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.
The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.
Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.
Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.
Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.
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#imagine if Vaschete but CATS and REVERSED -> Butter knife ;_; and Flamengo <3#this ask is from last year and I'm sorry I've allowed it sit in my inbox for so long ´m`#but I've been thinking about it intermittedly#the context was that someone said that somewhere out there existed my mortal enemy (felis atra = black/dark cat)#and they had frenzied cat ocs instead of melancholic dogs#first of all they both look so darling I'm getting radiation poisoning just from looking at them aaaaaa#and the fact you put so much thought and effort into this concept is making me go absolutely rabid#extremely strange seeing Machete with big pupils and Vasco with tiny pinpoints#Butter knife purring like a fluffy jackhammer is instant serotonin I love him#and yes if you turned Machete to a cat he'd probably be something resembling an oriental shorthair#especially one of those really exaggerated ones with giant bat ears and roman nose#and I keep visualizing Vasco as a scottish fold as well but it's kind of giving me sad bad feels personally#I can't look past their painful and debilitating health issues#the same mutation that causes the floppy ears also destroys the cartilage in their joints#it's such a shame because they're a terribly cute and charming breed#and in this case they really do have those similar rounded friendly shapes that Vasco does#if I ever draw them as cats myself I'll probably have to think of some other breed for him even though it would be such a perfect fit#also I think it's funny how you can swap everything else but Machete's heels have to stay :'> don't separate the crinkle and his boots#thank you so much! this was such a cool ask to receive I love how you designed their cat forms#gift art#dingergum#Machete#Vasco#own characters#Vaschete scenarios
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