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pjharvey-moved · 9 months ago

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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

#or like that japanese guy on a group chat pretending to be an american and ending every sentence with ‘am i right fellas’

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frappegoddess · 2 months ago

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Damian dyed Tim's hair Joker green and spray painted his suit because he called Jeremy the Turkey annoying, so as revenge Tim threatened to cook Jeremy, and left a pile of feathers and a perfectly golden brown Turkey on the counter in the kitchen. Because there's no other way to get back at your lil brother than emotionally manipulating him into thinking you tried to eat his pet.

Safe to say, Alfred and Bruce were not impressed, and the only way they got Tim to apologise to Damian was through Jason saying "Crazy you have beef with a twelve year old."

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subterra-rose · 10 months ago

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Honestly pokemon is the ideal universe not just because there’s cute animals that are your life companions, but because they have walkable cities and adequate biking infrastructure

#texting my patience #pokemon #edit: I’m not American sorry guys #<just bc people have mentioned the healthcare 😔 (not meant in a condescending way)#I have all of these in my area I just like thinking if everywhere was like this

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peach-moths · 10 months ago

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did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid

#illustration #jackalope #jackalopes #digital illustration #original illustration #orignal art #art #cryptid #cryptid art #american cryptids #i have mirrored jackalope tattoos on my collar bones!!#i love jackalopes!!!#if you guys wanna see the jackalope tattoos lemme know id be happy to share!!#non fandom art #non fandom #peachmoths art tag #hidden veil

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anthonysperkins · 1 month ago

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Joseph Gonzalez in Brain Damage (1988) dir. Frank Henenlotter Christian Bale in American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

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tylerposey · 24 days ago

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Jake Cannavale & Josh Andrés Rivera “Herald Street” — American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez

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tizeline · 15 days ago

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Sorry, he's an only child, he never learned how to share </3

#also it's very possible that they do trick or treating in the hidden city #but im projecting my own jealousy of american trick or treating traditions onto leo so whatever #okay so we DO have trick or treating in my country #but like it looks way more fun in the us you guys know how to celebrate halloween lemme tell ya #it WOULD be funny if yokai did trick or treating but they dressed up as humans instead of monsters haha #if that were the case leo still wouldn't be able to go trick or treating bc draxum would forbid it #lmaoooo draxum would be the equivalent of those christians who hate on halloween for being “demonic”#tizel art #my art #digital art #tiz sep au #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt au #tmnt #rottmnt #leo #donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rise leo #rise donnie #disaster twins #rottmnt disaster twins

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diziy · 1 year ago

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#American #Americana #USA #Men #Gentlemen #Guys #American guys #Red white and blue #Art

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soundtracksforthebrian · 5 months ago

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bedforddanes75 · 4 months ago

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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD #vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK #“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face #fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE #genuinely its not hard #“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP #would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy #YOURE FUCKING STUPID #like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ #mate do you want rights or not #do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote #blah blah!#not 75 stuff #smart posting wow #should i tag #you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID #i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord #idk how to tag wait #kamala harris #joe biden #idk man #just fucking vote #us politics #election 2024 #us elections #american politics

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botanyshitposts · 8 months ago

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incredibly obvious statement but it MUST be said. ah to be a lichen or shrub on a mountaintop

#lichens #I’m just sayin. on a mountain rn and just sayin #not many mountains in the American Midwest so I gotta get my lichen time in when I can #love seeing guys I know from Iowa and also guys I haven’t seen since my college’s herbarium!!

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anthonysperkins · 25 days ago

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Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

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tylerposey · 21 days ago

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Jake Cannavale & Josh Andrés Rivera "Dirty Pain” — American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez

#jake cannavale #josh andres rivera #josh andrés rivera #american sports story #gayedit #lgbtedit #gay #lgbt #guys #men #menedit #homoinitiative #holesrus #userpedro #tvedit #american story #gif #mine #*

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lizzygrant17 · 5 months ago

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p0th · 2 months ago

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ffcrazy15 · 9 months ago

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Someone needs to do an analysis on the way the Kung Fu Panda movies use old-fashioned vs. modern language ("Panda we meet at last"/"Hey how's it going") and old-fashioned vs. modern settings (forbidden-city-esque palaces/modern-ish Chinese restaurant) to indicate class differences in their characters, and how those class differences create underlying tensions and misunderstandings.

#This is neither a criticism nor a compliment of that artistic choice #I just think it's really interesting #Like even looking at the Five:#Tigress talks in an older style than the others because she was mainly raised at the Jade Palace #While Mantis talks like Joe-schmo off the street because he *was* a streetfighter and an ordinary guy #Shifu and even Tai Lung talk like they're from an old-fashioned novel or kung fu movie #Po talks like a modern guy you'd meet working in a twenty-first century family restaurant #Part of Tigress's initial disdain for him in the first movie is clearly because she considers him to be low-class/a commoner #(And therefore an intruder into the world of the Jade Palace and the rest of the Kung Fu masters which appears to be semi-noble).#Shen looks genuinely off-put and disgusted when he has to respond to Po's greeting with a “...hey.”#And when Po wants to appear more legitimate as a warrior he adopts a more “legendary”/old-fashioned way of speaking.#In the aesthetic language of KFP old fashioned=noble/upper class and modern=common/lower class.#This translates entirely naturally—I think especially to an American audience—but it is wild once you notice it #Because you realize: “Hang on—shouldn't *all* these characters be talking like they're living in the medieval era?”#“And what does it mean that they're not? What is the movie attempting to convey with this—probably entirely subconscious—artistic choice?”#kung fu panda

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