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Lloyd asks his parents what his name would be if he were a girl. Or if he had a brother and a sister. What followed was something he did not expect at all.
Request from ao3!
"Mom, Dad?" Lloyd was trying to find his parents as he entered the monastery.
"Lloyd?" Sensei Garmadon called him from the hallway." You’re already here?"
"Yes, Sensei Wu let us go a bit early." Lloyd smiled. "Where’s Mom?"
"I don't know, let's go find her."Sensei Garmadon waved.
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"What was it, Lloyd?" Misako asked as they sat on the couch.
"Mom, Dad." Lloyd officially stated, though he barely managed to hold back a smile. "I would like to ask you something."
"Go ahead." Sensei Garmadon also smiled a little.
He wouldn’t have laughed if he had known what was coming.
"What would my name be if I were a girl or if I had another brother and sister? What would they be called?"
Misako and Sensei Garmadon exchanged bewildered glances.
"If you were a girl..." Sensei Garmadon chuckled.
"No, no, no!" Misako interrupted him. "I never agreed to that!"
"To what?" Lloyd asked curiously.
"Well, if I had a daughter, I would name her Vulgaria¹."
Lloyd brought his hand to his mouth and started laughing. Misako was left speechless.
"Too good." Lloyd said as he and Sensei Garmadon doubled over with laughter.
"Would it be too good for you to be named that?" Misako asked Lloyd.
Lloyd paused for a second and thought.
"Not really..." he said, scratching the back of his ear.
"Oh come on..." Sensei Garmadon sighed. "You guys just have no taste."
"Vulgaria, Vulgaria?!" Misako shot a stern glance at Garmadon. "It sounds like you're mocking a child."
"Alright, alright, calm down." Lloyd tried to placate his parents. "Mom, how would you name a daughter? What names do you find beautiful?"
"Uff, your names are even worse." Sensei Garmadon emphasized.
"I can differentiate between names I like and names I would call my child." Misako said.
"You see." Sensei Garmadon looked at Lloyd then back at Misako. "That's why she chooses only the most ordinary names. Because of her childhood issues..."
"What issues?" Lloyd asked curiously, looking at Misako.
"When I was very little, I played with children who had the most ordinary names. Like John and so on. And they always laughed at me because I 'supposedly' had a 'weird' name. At least to them." Misako sighed.
"Wow." Lloyd said in realization.
"That's why you were sentenced to a boring name." Sensei Garmadon added. "You should see all the ideas I had."
"Garmadon, you can't name a child dragon." Misako said sharply.
"Hey, I had other ideas too." Sensei Garmadon complained.
"But how did you come up with Lloyd?" Lloyd was confused by his parents.
"Simple." Misako stopped looking at Garmadon and turned to Lloyd. "I wanted Luke."
"I didn't want anything so, let's call it ordinary." Sensei Garmadon pointed out.
"Now I know why Mom chooses 'ordinary' names. What do you have against them?"
"Yeah, it's enough that children last name would be Garmadon." Misako pointed out.
"Montgomery Garmadon." Sensei Garmadon corrected her.
"That's right." Misako nodded.
"I’m Garmadon, my brother is Wu." Sensei Garmadon emphasized. "I want to honorably continue the lineage."
"How then Lloyd?" Lloyd looked bewilderingly at his parents.
"I realized that your mother would not budge, so I took that into consideration." Sensei Garmadon carefully glanced at Misako. "It’s similar to Luke and..."
"Come on, Garm, I understand why you chose that." Misako smiled. "I figured it out from the start. But I was pretending I didn’t know."
Lloyd watch his parents intensely.
"Because Lloyd Garmadon is similar to Lord Garmadon." Sensei Garmadon said and burst into laughter.
"Of course!" Lloyd exclaimed, putting his hands on his head. "Ha ha."
"Don’t tell me you don’t think that’s too good." Sensei Garmadon looked at Misako.
"A little." Misako chuckled.
"But you can't name a child like that." Sensei Garmadon teasingly provoked her, wrapping his arms around her neck.
"Anything is better than your other suggestions." Misako smiled.
"Then I won’t ask you for names anymore." Lloyd glanced at his parents.
"No, better not." Misako replied after exchanging looks with Sensei Garmadon.
"Well, I think I came out pretty well." Lloyd said and hugged his parents.
"You did." Misako laughed and kissed him on the forehead.
"Just keep teasing." Sensei Garmadon mockingly exhaled. "You have no idea what good names you've overlooked..."
"Dad, we agreed no more about names." Lloyd looked at him. "I don’t want to pit you and mom against each other."
"Alright, son." Sensei Garmadon looked at the two of them.
He didn’t want to waste time on an argument. They had already lost enough time.
"What would you name your children?" Misako asked teasingly.
"I'm not thinking about that, Mom!" Lloyd said sheepishly while his parents laughed.
¹That's Mark Oliver's idea that he said on his lifestream.
#ninjago#lord garmadon#sensei garmadom#lloyd montgomery garmadon#misako montgomery garmadon#Garmafam#Oneshots#Requests#Garmasako#Garsako#They don't like same names#Amd that can be a problem#But it wouldn't
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Crying, screaming, throwing up
Shaking, sobbing, pulling my hair
Scratching at the walls, foaming at the mouth
All over Vashwood, these men have me POSSESSED
#trigun#trigun stampede#trigun 98#trigun maximum#trigun manga#trimax#tristamp#vashwood#vash the stampede#wolfwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#i'm not even mad about it i never want it to end#i am heartbroken over it tho let's be clear about that#i can't think about anything else#it's going to become a problem#i'm a real adult with responsibilities#and all i can do is scream amd sob about fictional men#what is wrong with me
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Parenting tip: if your kid seems absolutely miserable around you, yet you know they are not so around others, it might be time to look inward rather than blame them
#abuse#abuse tw#just in case#like... i just read this thing where the parent was saying their kid was sooo happy around everybody but them and the kid...#...avoids their parent like the plague and it's like... oh i could absolutely understand why they feel that way#i dunno i'm hesitant to believe the parents de facto when i have experienced and heard about the *worst* shit#and i'm tired of the idea that kids are like... demons that the parent suffers and the child can Do No Right#and that anything the kid does is because of *their* failing rather than *maybe* some Shit Is Happening#like i don't think the average kid will wake up amd decide 'well time to be the Worst Kid Ever'#i used to shut myself in my room because of abuse and yet *i* was the problem so i hope you see why i feel this way
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The weirdest gripe I have with Mr Small enjoyers part of the fanbase is as to why he was unanimously agreed to be Canadian
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Is it some sort of American thing I don't understand or?????????
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#random.dusty#dusty.art#tawog#tawog mr small#steve small#meme#i seriously do not understand. can someone explain#just so that you'd know: i do not have a problem with this headcanon (or i guess by this point it's fanon)#it just??? confuses me??????? like why specifically canadian is there a large auditory of hippies/vegetarians in canada#????????????????????#at least with the cloud headcanon (yes i'm still just. a bit not over it) it can be easily disproved. he canonically has flesh and bones#that face has traumatized some people; my ex-pal used to use the screenshot as a meme to torment me (as a friend) 😭😭😭😭#you do you. just. idk not my thing#but the canadian headcanon - i can't even say anything about it cuz?????? you can't prove it. and neither disprove it#the only flag he's had in the show is an lgbt flag and honestly thank you#again#maybe i don't know something. i am not american. neither am i canadian. i've never been to either of these countries#amd do not know the relationship between them#the amazing world of gumball#fursona#plushsona
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also fun fact abt my brother is that he turns into a bird when he is under extreme sudden stress or gets startled. He sounds like a crow he's very odd . What's his problem.
#tetotalk#Kinda ironic that my brother sounds like a crow and sometimes reminds me of one with his vibes and behavior. U wouldn't get it.#But then there's me who mimics sounds I hear . Something corvids can do#Amd we both have funny problem solving skills. And are creative#My brother can and will fashion sticks into primitive tools you can't stop him#The cherry on top is that my mom really likes corvids and desperately wants to befriend the crows that hang around near our house#I guess my sister would probably be a magpie#Idk what im yapping abt rlly. Watch me forget later.#The corvid siblings.....what the freak
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The Trans/Bi Saw Trap of Meeting The Parents
> I bring home a seemingly cis guy. I'm Cured. I'm finally "on the right path". Don't you see? All it took was a Nice Young Man to Fix you. The Perfect Man. I told you he was out there and I was right. See? He loves you, Despite... [broadly gestering to all of me]. Just like we do! 😇 I'm just so happy it all worked out. That somehow, by the Divine Right of our Holy Penis and Vagina Sex (ONLY. AFTER HOLY MATRIMONY. MIND YOU. Even though I had both you and your brother out of wedlock, as I always say, do as I say not as I do hehe 😇) You are free from Sin. In all of your atrocities and affronts to God. I'm just so happy for you, so proud of you 😌
> I bring home a seemingly cis woman. I am deemed to be in a Lesbian 😰😰😰 "Relationship". 😒😒 Okaaayyyyyyy. Well. I would love to meet her 😊🤗 We'd even love to have her stay with us! Just NO SEX. APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR. NO overly sexual kissing. You can hold hands. The same rules apply to your brother and Heterosexual Jessica, of course. What do you mean I'm not this overtly weird about it with them? Are you mad at me. Do you hate me. Do you Hate your Mother 🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
(ps this is Me talking now. OP. You may even know him as Milo. I love you lesbians. However, I, myself, am not a lesbian -- on account of My Gender Identity and what it means to me.)
And dear god. Dear fucking god. If I bring home anyone who is visibly trans or exists Outside of the binary. It's so over. Endless fucking Hell World. I'm So Sorry. Never should have come here
#HELP...... I KNEW BOOK 3 WOULD STIR UP THESE FEELINGS IN ME LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#okay to rb btw if you want. this is my Message to the world. please for the love of god save me.#divorce is a beautiful amd magical thing though. bc you can just live w your dad 👍#trading problems for different lesser problems. that's how i roll baybeyyyyy 🫡#moe lore#i'm. tagging it. bc i think moe has the same problems just slightly different flavor.#and this is. VERY MUCH. why it's Like That.
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#OURGH SUNDAY NIGHT..... WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THIS#i feel like deleting all my socials and dropping off the face of the internet#like realistically im aware that its whatever is wrong with my brain talking#but good lord it's not like i would be missed#problem being that going down that path can only leads me to the one logical conclusion#(being that i could just die and no one would care for long)#amd no one wants that#ANYWAY im logging off now before i do something stupid#perso
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Sometimes I remember sense8 made a white police main character and have him help a black kid who was shot and his partner (who was racially ambitious) were against it. And then he brought kid to hospital and a black nurse said she can't help him in a rude way because idk kid was injured in gang fight and she doesn't care. And white police somehow helped kid to take help and then kid helped him to do police shit against some black group.
Then white trans girl got insulted by a terf who is also black. And her girlfriend who is also black was nothing but her extremely supportive girlfriend no other personality.
Or characters having some shared visions and see some slurs again their own community written on the wall and police characters slur was pig. And German one was nazi. While gay one was faggot and Kenyan one was n-word.
Or one Indian main character having her main storyline her being in love with German guy instead of her fiancé and it was also very tasteless to me.
Or Korean one is good at martial arts and her brother and father is evil and stole her carrier and brother made her go to jail and it's so misogynistic there in Korea.
Like American characters get very detailed and many faced storylines while poc ones get the most basic Stories based on stereotypes and 2d written side characters. .
Anyways and then I became angry out of no reason. It can be such a good show except it wasn't. It was weirdly full of copaganda and racism. And like I see no race style writing.
And then it weirdly became fantasy racism story like X-Men.
#and this is like what i remember#there was shit with kenyan character and his girlfriend who were a reporter and treated like some silly activist#because she tryed to talk how his main role model was a white man or something amd tried to bring some intersectionality to conversation#no silly all people are equal we see no race#look this is a rant i dont wrote it very carefully i can be wrong in some ways but im general it was so#written by white queers who doesn't understand racial problems style show#like trans girls storyline was mostly good even tho it had problems they were not like transmisogynistic problems
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*has a mental breakdown because my keyboard leds wont turn on and i am unable to see the letters on my keyboard* i am so chill and normal 🥰
#typing this with my face 0.5 inches away from the keyboard caUSE I CANT FUCKING SEE#also before anyone says anything i did take typing classes is school#but my hand eye coordinating is worse than a goldfishes and my hands are so small i can barely reach half the keys#and also i googled and pressed every button on my keyboard amd unplugged it and reset my computer#and the leds WORK! because they briefly turned on when i unplugged it and replugged it#idk whats its fucking problem is#i can barely type while i am looking at the keys this is fucking awful
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guys why do i need caffeine to be productive this is so fucking brutal
#drank half a redbull (the strawberry apricot if you even care)#and then i did my laundry cleaned the entire kitchen including dishes and counter deep clean and cut up my strawberries#then deem cleaned the bathroom sink/counter and shower rack and sink#and made my bed and put all my clothes away#oh amd took out the garbages and recycling#unrelated complaint why is the recycling can that you take out to the street so small#like we fill that up in a week and have maybe ome garbage bag???#like i live in ome of the few places that accepts all 7 types of recyclables so youd think theyd make them bigger than the garbage can???#idk personal problem ig#anyway but why did i rot in bed for 4 hours before that#like. it doesmt even make me hyper it just makes me Get Shit Done#which okay. but also is it a minor caffeine addiction bc i always feel tired otherwise?? perhaps!! but who knows whats wrong w me atp#anyway#personal
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I started Starbrew Cafe like maybe a week and a bit ago and already… the bullshit Starla has to go through…
So many people around her are keeping VITAL INFORMATION TO THEMSELVES FOR LITTLE TO NO REASON and Starla has no choice but to TAKE IT AND COPE. Everyone around her keeps dumping their problems on her and treating her as a magical therapist and apparently that’s her responsibility because this cafe is literally INTEGRAL to upholding an ENTIRE TOWN.
Starla did NOT sign up for this oh my god. The only good eggs around her are her empath friend and Otis who are ACTUALLY HELPING HER OUT. Fuck the werewolf for being too pussy to deal with his own hang ups and manipulating her when she’s busy trying not to close down. Fuck the inspector for venting on her when she knows she just got here and has little to nothing to do with her beef. Fuck her aunt for withholding cafe secrets and fucking off; I don’t care if you got a sad past. Fuck the cat, he’s annoying.
When Starla was at one point like “YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE, KEEP YOUR SECRETS. I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!” in regards to her Aunt. And then she was influenced to be like “you know what? Yeah, I’m running from my problems.” NO YOU AREN’T. You are disengaging from a situation that is way above your emotional paygrade where you had to do all heavy lifting. Pissed me the hell off.
And now I have an emo vampire and her annoying wannabe emotionally-constipated fake familiar-but-actually-human friend who is also shoving her issues into my face and refuses to address them when Starla calls her out. CAN EVERYONE JUST FUCK OFF FOR ONE SECOND?
#starbrew cafe#these merge games like to just torture the main characters#which i get is how a story moves#but man there is only so much bullshit i can take without break#starla hasn;t had a break since she got here#poor girl has more patience than I#oh the siren and ghost couple were alright#except the ghost girl sort of accidentally influencing starla into think she’s running away from her aunt problems#THE VAMPIRE AND FRIEND ARE THE WORST#CAN THEY FUCK OFF AMD GET BANNED#ALONG WITH THAT DEMON FROM THE BEACH DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT HIM
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The urge to use major assists on this level vs the desire to overcome without,,
#im only in greed amd struggling so so bad. get me outta here#reminding myself that im currently trying to get the Best scores in All levels and its OK to be having a hard time#because its perfect rank For A Reason#its not working. i need to be the best without struggle#i cant even use cool strats based on other players experiences. i just have to be good at not dying and killing fast#i know you can usr assists and it has a visual indicator so you can go back later when more powerful to p rank w/o#but this is not a matter of opening the doorr. its a matter of me feeling pride of being cool and awesome at ultrakilling it#i really need to learn strats#like all those weird fast dashs n jumps. and shotgun swapping. and railcoining#i dont have very good reaction time is some of the problem with not learnimg those tho
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Thinking about going to World Most Boring Bible Study Ever. Idk yall. Idk. Idek.
#the number of times i have faked a call yo leave early. the number of times ive played solitaire on my phone. i got to the potty to kill tim#like! just answer questions its not that hard!!!!!!#you dont even need to be right just throw some spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks!#also group leaders stop reading questions from a script from your phone#ALSO PLEASE CAN WE STOP GOING THROUGH THE SAME VERSES WE GO THROUVH ON SUNDAYS#this is why we have a split in our life group/church crowdm just sayin#i just. i just miss doing bible studys with people who were way smarter than me#being a church kid in a college church is just 👁👄👁#i shpuldnt be dreading going to bible study!!!!!!#so its probably a me problem right?!#and also the group leaders have had to tell me to stfu more than once (politely. which was really annoying. dont pussyfoot around!!)#also our only bible study is also our ~only space for new comers~ so i get in trouble if i get too meaty in my excitements and theology#EHICH SHOJLDNT BE MY FAULT!!!!!!!#and YEAH it IS my fault that its my only spot where im spiritually feeding. but also there is a secret eomens group people mention that..#i guess im just excluded from? but also i know most of the women dont like me bc I have interminable Doesnt Shut Up Disease l#like i understand fhat yes it is a little my fault rhat me talking about deep theology makes them feel inadequate but also THAT SHOULDNT BE#guh. i also forgot my meds today so im a little bit more mulish and hard hearted#and i KNOW its a teachable moment amd God is usimg this to temper me or something else but im feelimg grumblr#and ill probably delete this later.#and i have to got to work ok bye
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Not to sound emotionally damagee, but my first ex did literally cheat on me 4 times to get back at me for trying to have a conversation with him in order to set up boundaries with our polyamory. N later left me for a guy he was seeing on the side (but the guy didn't want him lol)
#it has actually made my self esteem and trust tank so much#idk if i can handle another relationship#i tried to be so patient with him. to try to meet him where I was amd rather than talk to me#hed just text the guy he was cheating on me with n tell them.#n then that guy woul text me n tell me to kill myself for treating my bf that way#.... ways my bf refused to tell me#he'd literally lie to my face that it was okay#every time i checked on him#every time I tried to just trust n believe him hed be hiding something from me#n get mad that the things he never mentioned were problems kept happening#n of course if i mentioned this was bullshit n we need some level of trust n communication#hed run out on me. drive away. n cheat again#he was my first boyfriend#i dated him all through college bc I thought he was the one#n he dumped me 3 weeks after my dad died n the day after he met the person who raped me when i was a kid :-(#i just#I thought i could make it work#i just wish i knew what went wrong#he keeps saying he'll talk to me soon about it#but then he keeps blocking me or telling me how he now has a new boyfriend#want enough closure so i can trust myself again#or at least so i dont keep hating myself#but i guess thats just hopeless to want
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once again saved by elden ring 🙏
#didnt go to bed early in the end i got too absorbed in it. past midnight now lol whatever#ill get up when i feel like it tmr#altho i do have to go to ikea for work. ugh#but thats a tomorrow problem#having a checklist of videogame shit to get w some annoying ass platforming sections can distract me from anything#the platforming in elden ring is frankly quite terrible in places. its usually fine but when they make stuff hard to reach its HARD#but ive got half the talismans now. amd all dragon smithing stones n great gloveworts. even the ones i had to go back to heros graves for#also jesus fucking christ how many caves are in thjs game every time i look smth up on the wiki its in a cave i havent touched#mustve been to dozens by this point. one cave isnt that different from another its kind of excessive#theres a rune bear fight that made me laugh tho bc apparently its base health is higher than malenias??????#which is wild cuz its in an early-mid game area and malenia is a near-endgame boss#i guess they wanted to encourage players to play stealth instead of kill it or smth#ofc i killed it tho lmao#got all larval tears too. ill prolly do celestial dew after talismans n then hmm. maybe spirit ashes#*half the talismans i was missjng i mean. ive got way more than half of the total number#anyway so tired.my face hurts. gonna brush my teeth qnd then collapse i hope i dont get woken up by random noises again please#thank u for joining me on this latest episode of me grappling with what is probably a personality disorder by this point 🫡#goodnight guys#.diaries
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Yaoi has poisoned all of your fucking brains !!
#Yakuza HATEblog#i dont want to hear about the new yakuza trailer where kiryu proposed to soemone he wouldnnever do that thats so scary#also they refered to sayama as the cop lady like please show some respect to her she didnt be annoying for you to forget her#ive become homophobic now because i hated seeing a particular post so much like that will never happen you are crazy#like no this isnt how kzmj can win they have never even once considered a future together because kiryus foreplanning ended when he lost#his brother and majima has spent half her life waiting for saejima to come back like they have more important things to worry about#and kiryu is not able to share his kids with anybody he cant simultaneously raise haruka with someone he has to either be a single dad or an#absent dad no in between and sometimes haruka is left parentless in the middle of that mess but its not kiryus problem hes driving cars amd#beating people up .... well he does care sorry for insinuating he doesnt ... he thinks about his kids every day#but i guarantee you he does not think about majima every day i swear it to you he does not care about her that much !!! i have to forever#stress this doesnt mean that he hates majima but it simply means that shes not his priority AND SHE WILL NEVER BE !!! kiryu will never#risk it all just for a suckle on that majiwilly like he doesnt like her that much ... if kiryu didnt even give majima so much as a phonecall#when he was ignoring her the entirety of y3 AFTER tossing her back to the wolves just so he can play house at okinawa.. hes not going to#suddenly realise that he wants to spend the rest of his life with majima hes going to be pondering how miserable he is while beating the#fuck out of people because sorry i didnt actually pay attention to the gaiden stuff is kiryu a hitman now or some sort of mercenary either#way its so hot that hes paralleled by y0 majima because hes so depressed and wants to kill himself and forced to wear a nice suit and do#things he doesnt want to while being kept on a tight leash like hohooho ... have sex with me ...!!!#im going to kill him myself to put him out of his misery if i have to ... just let kiryu run off to america and join the cia im kidding but#wait i just thought of him actually running off and sayama pulling some strings in the force to keep people from looking for him because#shes like a bigshot cop now ... i think she should be able to cradle him gently and keep him like a show cat#a shivering wet penis in the rain and she takes him in and gives him a loving home ... i feel a little embarrassed talking about hetships#but the concept of kiryu just being in her house and living with her is making me laugh like wow ... hes straight now.... like obviously hes#still not going to be like lets get married 🥰 but sayama would want to... i believe that she could forge their documents so kiryu isnt an#illegal immigrant anymore and she gives him an american name so john yakuza can become real ... its like a fake dating au but they really#arent dating theyre just having sex and acting out scenes from a kdrama but eventually kiryu will have to go back because hes so sad#without his kids and he needs to see them one last time to pass away peacefully. sorry i just remembered how much older kiryu was than#sayama like thats a bit funny ... like i still think kiryu should be into older guys or girls but like we cant always have that happen#like how majimas options for getting fucked by creepy old guys are getting lesser year by year because those old geezers keep dying and hes#old now too ... like theyre so old thats fucked. i know ive been saying how kzmj can never win but i do think majima should breastfeed kiryu
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