#but thats a tomorrow problem

[toastsnaffler]

once again saved by elden ring 🙏

[traxxya-official]

I finished it :]

His name is Rehuo :]

This image was my reference

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

[hakusins]

cw // tattoos, slight nudity

timeskip! whitney x eri (pc)

i need to make whitney a dad ;;w;;;

reference used for the art under the cut!

(unfortunately i've lost the source for the ref pic, so if anyone can be so kind as to link i'll add the link to the post!)

[simmyfrobby]

we're at 105 poems if anyones wondering

[ibrithir-was-here]

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[dangerousgoateetragedy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AO3 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[cpyclopse]

I'm drawing the criminaly underrated Barbie ship: Mariposa x Henna from Barbie Mariposa (and her butterfly fairy friends)

I recently rewatched it for the first time since I was a little kid and I was like wait a minute... this is actually kinda gay. Not that I should've even been surprised basically every Barbie movie is gay as hell

[z-shalltear]

chat im ngl its very possible i will be late to celebrating primmy's bday oopsie 😋😋 i have art planned but idk if ill finish it on time.....

[kcamberart]

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work in progress school exterior

[play the demo here!]

[drowningincaffiene]

once you start skipping school just coz you "dont feel like going" there's NO coming back its like a drug

[unopenablebox]

evilly convinced my girlfriend to massage my ankles (by asking them to) and i have to tell you. that was an outrageously relaxing and pleasant experience. frankly my ankles have no business being tense or sore in the first place unless it's like referred family death tension somehow but god. really recommend having someone who likes you a great deal gently manipulate your ankles for a while

[seariii]

Bringing back out the Boing de Mango, as I look at my notifications

[sankttealeaf]

the fruits of my labour (intense 5 days of relearning blender, digging through virtualtexture hell and finally getting to pose them like barbie dolls)

cannot wait to pose them around more. this also might help with drawing references too so the urge to build the companions up to use as refs is very strong... but for now? ruetash 👉👈

[weirdraccoon]

Hey, hey! Your little fanfics are so cute, especially the MC and Fig ones. I love them! So, I wonder if you still take requests (of these two or more characters). I'm thinking of a situation where Mc, after being away for a long time fighting Rookswood's followers, returns to Hogwarts and maybe Fig's office and passes out from exhaustion. Or something similar. I would be grateful <33

idk why y'all liked the parent!figxmc so much but it helps practice at least lol I was gonna draw this but I'm having some sad days so writing it is:

Fig *sipping tea while grading some essays*

MC *stumbles into the office*: Hey, Professor!

Fig *frowns*: MC. It's like three in the morning. Were you out again?

MC *cleaning some blood off her cheek*: Nooo.

Fig *jumps up*: Is that blood!? Are you ok?

MC *nodding*: I'm fine~ It's fine. It's not my blood...

MC *faints and falls face first on the carpet*

Fig *purses his lips*

Fig *sitting back down and taking his cup of tea*: I hope you don't stain it, MC. Miriam gave it to me for our 50th anniversary.

Fig *flicks his wand to cover MC with a blanket*

[stxend]

this is so embarrassing but i need to get some weed and a snack and put on a tv show before posting my art because the idea makes me so nervous. im going to throw my laptop into the ocean and watch derry girls for a bit c u l8r