#Ambrose Price

[yourdailyqueer]

Ambrose Price

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Gay

DOB: 8 February 1984  

Ethnicity: White - Canadian

Occupation: Designer, presenter

[s-darling-art]

COMING SOON

These are just place holder images but all Robins (Duke included) will be available as stickers AND keychains with two designs each!!!!

More info on pricing and whatnot to come soon too!

[rathouseart]

I'm collecting old men like pokemon cards. I pick them up and collar them, bringing them home to meet the other old men. They become my babygirls.

[ambrose-d]

thhats why chip doesnt like to kill??? bro my fucking HEART i cant take this today

[justana0kguy]

2023 AUGUST 14 Monday

"Individual propitiation or redemption, therefore, is not to seek, because the price of all is the blood of Christ, by which the Lord Jesus redeemed us, who alone reconciled the Father. He labored to the end, since he took upon himself our labors, as he says: “Come to me, all you who labor, and I will refresh you” (Mt 11,28)... We give nothing in return for our salvation because we have been washed, once for all, through the blood of Christ. But that does not mean we are dispensed from working hard to keep the precepts of life or can throw aside the Lord's commands. So long as we live we are striving and persevering so as to live eternally lest we die of death although already redeemed from death."

~ Saint Ambrose, Commentary on Psalm 48[49], 14-15 ; CSEL 64, 368 

[gayestcowboy]

fantasy dildo recs please? im trying to find one that isnt like $100 but is still good and reputable and wont fill my body with microplastics. ive been looking at neotori and they look great but;; the price;;; anyway yeah recs please?

hi! i have a lot of information for you.

first off, my specific recommendations of fantasy toy shops i’ve bought from or know to be reputable: uberrime, wandering bard, twilight meadow creations, strange bedfellas, pleasure forge, pp sculptors, batbites, xenocat artifacts. all of these shops have toys under 100 usd. uberrime especially has a huge selection including non-fantasy, realistic, and dual density. my top 3 fantasy toys right now are TMC’s ambrose (mini), wandering bard’s shadow demon (x small), and uberrime’s ardor dragon (small). highly recommend ambrose to transmascs with bottom growth. also it looks cool as fuck. mine is bright green and yellow.

second, this google doc is a masterpost of fantasy and fantasy-adjacent sex toy companies (created as a list of alternatives to bad dragon) and is organized quite well, and includes some shops to be wary of. it was last updated in 2022 so it’s outdated, but it’s massive and still quite useful. safe fantasy toys dot com also lists body safe toy companies, although you should still check reputability of the company before you buy (some of the companies listed on the site should still be avoided for various reasons— try cross checking with the google doc, browsing reddit, etc). all of the specific companies i recommend in this post use platinum silicone only, but if you go searching for other toys make sure to avoid jelly and other porous materials because they cannot be sanitized properly and will store bacteria. just like with piercing and body jewelry (another one of my special interests lol), it’s always better to pay more for safety when it’s something going inside your body. reputable stores will always list the material, and tend to have pages on their sites with even more specific information on their silicone. shipping also affects the price, especially international shipping.

also, when youre shopping for fantasy toys, make sure you check the sizing. smaller toys are frequently under 100 usd. many fantasy toys tend to be quite large anyways, especially knotted toys (many small knotted toys still have diameters of 2”+ which is too large for me personally. for reference i think the average human penis is somewhere around 1.5” diameter and my personal maximum for toys right now is ~1.75). there’s so much diversity in fantasy toys that you will probably be able to find toys that fit your desired length/girth and are still classified as small and therefore less expensive. if you’re new to fantasy toys or have trouble with insertion (or even just have an average sized vagina/rectum), small fantasy toys can be cost efficient and accessible and more fun than more standard toys. many stores will also sell b-grade toys at a discount for minor cosmetic flaws that don’t affect usage. also, there’s a pretty big market for secondhand toys/dong sales on twitter, reddit, etc so if you’re willing to buy secondhand, that can be more cost efficient. quality silicone toys can be properly sanitized by boiling and other methods. for more cheap options— good glass toys can frequently be under 50 usd, and are easy to sanitize. also, tantus isn’t quite a fantasy brand, but it’s very high quality and has some great toys on the cheaper side (i love the tantus magma). and if you want a really good cheap vibrator, the romp hype is amazing and only 35 usd.

i am by no means an expert, just incredibly autistic, but i hope this helps! i’m always happy to try answering questions about sex toys!

[warden-commander-of-ferelden]

“Normally, there’s no judgment—only a contract. But for you, Ambrose, I made an exception.”

The Wigmaker raised a brow. “Oh? What makes me so special?”

“You upset my delicate sensibilities.”

It was Ambrose’s turn to laugh. “I thought a Crow could stomach anything—for the right price.”

Lucanis leveled the Wigmaker with a pointed look. “Not red lyrium.”

“Morality is not static. Right and wrong are a matter of perspective.” Ambrose’s words were practiced and tired as if he had given the same reasoning a hundred times.

Lucanis continued his advance, refusing to engage in the Wigmaker’s rhetoric. Nothing irritated him more than self-righteous excuses. If you’re going to do something terrible, just own it.

THE WIGMAKER JOB, COURTNEY WOODS

[lostxndbroken]

@pyramultimuse (closed starter for Tozen)

“Aaah, you are just the one I’ve been looking for.” The mage got up from his seat to greet the man who just walked into his study. Ambrose had walls of books, shelves of potions and ingredients. Some where harmless, some were not so harmless. Bones and other things were neatly stored and perfectly organized for him to find anything whatever he needed at whenever moment.

“You have a great reputation among��� well, people like me. Not so great for those who’d suffer your strength. And I…” He paused and stepped closer to the other. “Need someone who doesn’t mind to get their hands a little dirty and bring terror upon those who owe me…”

His dark eyes took in the man who stood now in his study. A handsome man, strong, probably more a brute with the stories he have heard about Tozen Sylyra and an absolute grump, broody. “Name a price and we shall see how far we can get before finalizing the deal.” Ambrose was intended on getting what he wanted and right now, he wanted this man to work with him.

[charleslee-valentine]

I’ve spent a long time now sorting through screenshots, behind the scenes footage, designers portfolios, and I think I’ve deciphered the map of Ambrose.

Starting on the left side of the street, there’s a hardware/outdoor store, noted by the wheelbarrow outside and assorted parts on the shelves.

Connected to that is a small plaza with a Dentist’s office (the window stickers mention denture prices), a diner with outside seating, and what appears to be a bar judging from the bar stools in the window. It may be connected to the diner.

Finally for the end section of the strip, this shop is less clear, but based on the sign that ends in “-ium” and the button tufted display, I’m guessing this is a premium/high end store or some kind of emporium.

Directly across the street from that is a club. The window faces the street, and around back is the entrance. Also in this plaza is the pet store Carly walks to, a drug store, the grocery store (Flannery’s) that Nick goes to, and a barber shop.

Crossing the street again, there’s a large bowling alley.

Surrounding the bowling alley are residential homes as it transitions into neighborhood territory. You can tell from the fences around these homes that they aren’t public property. The one directly next to bowling lanes is the green house that the wax woman looks through the window of.

Crossing the street again, this part was already labeled by the lighting plot, but that’s the garden (really just some dead shrubs and a gazebo,) the cemetery, and the church. There’s also a second building on the church property that shares the same sidewalk. Although it looks completely nondescript, buildings like this connected to church property would usually be used for non-worship activities like Sunday school, community events like meetings, or funeral services (though Trudy’s viewing is right in the main church, so that’s less likely.)

With the church as a reference point, going back down the opposite side of the street, there’s what looks to be some kind of fashion or accessories store. In the window, I see wig heads wearing hats, and maybe some shoes. I found a sketch of a storefront that also reminds me of perfume bottles and shoes, so the idea was at least considered.

Obviously as the two buildings have back to back doors, next to this is the Guns & Ammo store that Nick and Carly break into. This also connects directly to the movie theater.

The theater is also connected to a small electronics store on the other side.

Directly across from that would be Bo’s gas station. There’s a huge advertisement right next to the station for financing loans, but the front of the building it’s painted on shows its a media video/music store. (ps the yellow truck Vincent drives is the “company” tow truck for the station.)

Connected in a plaza with the video store is a dry cleaner and, based on context clues, a furniture store. In the possibly furniture store window, there appears to be rolled up rugs or carpets, and a large wooden shelf. The strange point of view of the shot where these shops are visible seems to imply that the businesses once had apartments over top, or at least that things are being hoarded in the upper floors.

Across the alley street from that is a fire station, connected with city hall. This is where the Miss Ambrose posters were displayed. On each side, there are blue garage doors, possibly with more emergency vehicles for the town.

The House of Wax and the Sinclair house are placed at higher reliefs than the other businesses and homes, symbolizing their importance and once, their wealth and celebrity status.

[ranticore]

So if I'm putting it together right, monsters can touch the crawling beasts but humans can't, but also the beasts aren't sapient. What does Flicker do for Ambrose if the beasts don't respond to riddles?

Sphinxes will engage with any creature capable of answering a riddle, giving them a chance (even if it's kinda rigged...) to solve it, and they are bound not to attack if the riddle is solved.

To everything else, they have the qualities of a bored housecat in a mouse den. The winged type like Flicker can be found in dense forested areas and deep valleys, where they use their limited gliding ability to become turbo apex predators on anything passing by below, including crawling beasts who - of course - can only crawl. So yeah basically Flicker is just a really efficient pest control cat who understands and follows directions. This hunting style is very convergent with the falconry harpies, but with the added bonus of working better alone and without any hangups about standing on the ground. The killing method is usually decapitation by brute force. Then the body of the crawler is dragged onto the furnace or fire that is usually set up on the perimeter of a crawling beast hunting ground.

Harpies and sphinxes will never work together so Ambrose usually finds employment in towns and settlements which don't have a resident flock. His rates are very cheap compared to the price of keeping harpies around 24/7.

[richie-shitlips]

okay, so i'm going as kevin price for halloween this year, but i've been advised to not wear that costume to school (could hypothetically get in trouble for mocking religion) SO

[echo-goes-mmm]

Ambrose and Elliot #15

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Warnings: torture, explicit non-con, light starvation, slight death wish

Once upon a time, a few years ago or more, there was a slave. His name was [REDACTED] and he served his Master faithfully. Because anything less than perfection was punished. But [REDACTED] couldn’t remember if he was being punished or not. It was hard to remember much of anything when his back was on fire.

He cried out as Master brought down the cane again. And Again. And Again.

“Please, I'm sorry, Please-” Master scoffed. His head and back hurt so much and the room was spinning and he just wanted it to stop.

“Get up.” [REDACTED] sobbed in relief. It was over.

But his arms were too weak to push himself up off the stone floor, and his legs refused to move at all. 

“I said. Get. Up.”

“I- I’m trying Master, please, I-”

Master’s boot slammed into his back, grinding the heel into the fresh wounds and welts. He wailed, the pain turning his vision to white.

“Get up,” said Master, but it was impossible. [REDACTED] didn’t move, too confused to react, and Master twisted his heel again. Now he understood. This wasn’t a punishment or even for Master’s amusement. This was a lesson. 

___________________

Master’s hips slammed into him. Breathe he reminded himself, but then Master grabbed his hair, and the air escaped him. Master moaned behind him, and his legs throbbed. His lungs struggled to keep up, but Master enjoyed this position and that was all that mattered. 

Soon enough Master let go in favor of a bruising grip on his hips. [REDACTED]’s arms gave out, and he heard Master groan again. They’d been at it for a while, and blood dripped from between his legs and stained the bed sheets. It hurt so much. He tried to relax, tried to make his thoughts drift somewhere else, but his brain wasn’t working today.

Finally, Master finished, and the warmth of his cum was indistinguishable from his own blood. 

Master shoved him away, and left to clean himself up in the bathroom. [REDACTED] sat on the floor for a moment, catching his breath. He had precious few minutes to change the sheets before Master wanted to sleep, and he planned to use them all. His cock was still hard, unfortunately, and that had its own awfulness. Why couldn’t his body hate it as much as the rest of him? The best he could do was ignore it. 

He changed the sheets, careful to keep his own disgusting mess away from the soft fabric. Thankfully he’d stopped bleeding by the time he got to wiping the floor. Once, he hadn’t managed it, and Master mocked him for trying to clean while still dripping.

Master was nicer, after sex. Or maybe he was too sated and tired to do much more than yell at him. Either way, it was a break. Even if it came with a high price.

___________________

He hated winter. Master’s stone floors were unforgiving. [REDACTED] wasn’t allowed more than what Master gave him, and Master seemed to forget his slave felt cold too. His only allowance for winter was a threadbare pair of socks in addition to his usual shirt and boxers. 

Lighting the fires was the warmest he'd get for months.

His teeth chattered all the time, and occasionally Master gagged him to stop the sound. Of course, he wasn’t allowed to take it out, so sometimes he missed his meal of the day. 

Master was lazy during the cold months, and his punishments were lighter. [REDACTED]’s favorite punishment was more of a reward, so he tried really hard to hate it enough that Master wouldn’t catch on. 

It was a tiny closet Master would lock him in, sometimes for days. But the small room heated quickly from his meager body heat, and it was nearly pleasant. If he curled up really small, he could sit and enjoy the warmth.

Spring would always come eventually, but some years he wondered if he would die before the snow melted. Sometimes he even wished he would.

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[greatlydelirious]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐎𝐧

I always tell you guys I’m working on stuff, but I wanted to share the specific fics I’m currently working on.

All is Fair - Aemond Targaryen x F!Reader

summary: Arranged marriages are commonplace to keep peace in times of approaching war, but what happens when the people meant to be wed have a sorted history?

warnings: rough smut, fluffy aftercare, minor injury

Immortal She - Tommy Shelby x F!Reader

summary: Tommy Shelby becomes infatuated with the Solomons sister who has more lives than a cat and sharper wit than a whip.

warnings: smut, slow-burn, angst, injury, violence, fluff

Forever Jealous - Bo Sinclair x F!Reader

summary: When a new group stumbles into town you catch the eye of one of the men with your tight outfit and sweet smile. Bo doesn’t like it. Not one bit.

warnings: rough smut, PDA, possessive behavior, angst, fluff

Crucible of Desire (VI) - Karl Heisenberg x F!Reader

summary: There is only one thing to do with a witch.

warnings: heavy angst, violence, injury, fluff, smut, possessive behavior

Etched in Blood - Simon “Ghost” Riley x F!Reader

summary: Love is more than skin-deep.

warnings: angst, mentions of past trauma, soft smut, fluff

When I’m Gone - Captain John Price x F!Reader

summary: “No strings attached” doesn’t work when you’re madly in love.

warnings: major injury, slight gore, angst, possessive behavior, fluff, heavy petting, implied smut, happy ending

Old Habits - Kratos x F!Reader

summary: Kratos worked hard to change himself from the impulsive, angry man he once ones. However, old habits come to the surface when another man tries to take what's his.

warnings: smut, possessive behavior, manhandling, jealous Kratos, fluff

Of Gods and Men - Kratos x F!Reader

summary: The duality of love and grief is something not only men, but Gods struggle to come to terms with. Fate is tested when this concept gets in the way of a destined pair.

warnings: slow-burn, angst, mentions of violence, injuries, fluff, heavy petting, love confessions, love triangles, smut, lore heavy

Friend or Foe - Heimdall x F!Reader

summary: Heimdall will always prove a point.

warnings: smut, established relationship, sparring, power imbalance, Heimdall being his smug self

Late Night Confessions - Lester Sinclair x F!Reader

summary: The youngest Sinclair was star-struck by you since the day you stumbled into Ambrose. Little does he know that you’ve fallen for him as well.

warnings: heavy petting, over clothes smut, fluff, Bo being a dick

I’m going to go dark again so I can get most of these finished because I get very easily distracted. I’ll probably only reappear to post a finished fic and dip right after to finish another one and repeat that cycle until I get these done.

[ashen-crest]

A Rival Most Vial is out!!

It’s here! It’s here it’s here it’s here!!

[ID: meme of Daisy Ridley pointing at the screen with a paper in her other hand. the text reads “you want to read about gay potion rivals.” end ID]

great yeah me too buddy that’s why I wrote this whole-ass book for you:

[ID: a purple and gold book cover. the text reads: “A Rival Most Vial: Potioneering for Love and Profit by RK Ashwick.” The artwork includes silhouettes of two men with little hearts over their heads, along with filigree and icons of potion bottles, cauldrons, swords, wands, and gems. end ID]

Two potion shops, one heated rivalry…until hate bubbles over into something else.

Any adventurer worth their sword knows about Ambrose Beake. The proud, quiet half-elf sells the best, and only, potions in the city—until a handsome new shopkeeper named Eli opens another potion shop across the street, throwing Ambrose’s peace and ledgers far off balance. 

Within weeks, they’re locked in a war of price tags and products—Ambrose’s expertise against Eli’s effortless charm. Toil leads to trouble, the safety gloves come off, and right as their rivalry reaches a boiling point…

The mayor commissions them to brew a potion together.

The task is as complex as it is lucrative, pushing both men to the limits of their abilities and patience. Yet as the fires burn and cauldrons bubble…they find a different sort of chemistry brewing.

🌟 You can buy it in ebook or paperback here! 🌟

Thanks for all your support over the past few years!! This book wouldn’t be here without you!

[mostlydaydreaming]

Famous dancer Grover Dale talks working with Gene Kelly on “The Young Girls from Rochefort” (1967)

I’d like to ask the about Gene Kelly, whom you have also mentioned as an idol. This is one of his great last dancing roles, a big and good role. How much did you interact with him?

Definitely, he was a major idol of mine. Hey, we both discovered tap dancing in the hills of Pennsylvania. That doesn’t happen in every neck of the woods.

One day early in the shooting of Rochefort, we were filming in the town square and George noticed that Gene was watching us dance. What?! THE Gene Kelly has his eyes on us? I couldn’t believe it. But there he was, standing next to the camera, talking to Demy. As it turned out, Gene was telling Demy he wanted to stage a dancing scene with George and me.

Oh my god! In less than an hour, we were strutting next to a legend. The magic moment was interrupted by Demy, though, when he realized the three of us dancing together wouldn’t work with the storyline and would ruin the ending, which was already shot. But he managed to keep the new sequence in the movie by replacing George and me with two unnamed dancers.

George and I were crushed. But as I told George – who accused me of being a hopeless romantic – no one can ever take away from us the twenty minutes of dancing with Gene Kelly. And I stand by that.

Gene was everything you’d hope your idol to be: laid back, likeable, sweet, ambitious, and smart as a whip. I was too shy to tell him I hailed from Pittsburgh, as he did. On set, he was a class act. He spoke multiple languages and had an easygoing swagger about him. But he wasn’t showy or flirtatious. Unfortunately, though, his time in Rochefort was limited due to his upcoming project, Hello Dolly, which he was about to direct with Barbra Streisand for Twentieth Century-Fox.

My heart soared when he offered me a part in Hello, Dolly! But even that invitation was rushed! He asked me to play the role of Ambrose in the film [eventually to be played by Tommy Tune]. Wow! What a dream! But I had to say no. Eric Shepard, my agent, couldn’t get me out of a contract with Paramount Pictures for Half a Sixpence. Gene offered to advise Eric how to deal with Paramount, but I knew it was useless. Eric was afraid of Paramount. Gene’s response to that was that I should “get another agent.” In the end, I sacrificed Ambrose for my loyalty to Eric, which was a very high price to pay.

[lostxndbroken]

@pyramultimuse Diaval to Ambrose: "My first instinct is to protect you, no matter the cost."

He sat at the edge of the bed, taking care of Diaval’s wounds as he made true to that instinct. Ambrose wasn’t angry, but he was really worried and those two emotions could get mixed a little. When his familiar told him why he took that blast, his temper softened. “Diaval… You’re my raven… My companion…” When Ambrose cleaned the wound, he applied some healing magic to and took away most of it. Though, Ambrose wasn’t a healer and him using such magic came with a price. The mage took some of the pain, wounds and bruises from his familiar and took it over to himself.

Ambrose was fully dressed, so most, if not all would be hidden from Diaval. But the raven was a smart one, he knew what Ambrose could and couldn’t do. He was mostly someone working with dark magic, not healing magic. “I don’t know what to do without you… I don’t want you to get hurt because of me.”