#Am I funny yet
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cosmic-seer · 2 years ago
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Im pretty sure this is how it’s gonna go
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leeyztb · 5 months ago
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b!tches be like, "can't stand her fake ass"
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10 minutes later, "me and the bestie!"
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arkiwii · 6 months ago
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i have the cognitive capacity of a goldfish
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keikeichi123456 · 1 month ago
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zosan streamer au except theyre both faceless and both unknowing fans of each other’s online personas, kinda like a miraculous ladybug situation
zoro and sanji know each other irl and they HATE each other even though luffy is their mutual friend, they had terrible first impressions of each other and well, let’s just say some nasty things were said from both sides
meanwhile, sanji is a huge fan of zoro’s stream persona and zoros a huge fan of sanji’s stream persona
their fans want them both to collab, so they set up a collab using their online personalities and when they collab, their popularity skyrockets because of the shippers (of course)
sanji finds zoro’s online personality really fun to talk to and vice versa so they start getting closer and closer, eventually delving into just pure flirting
zoro eventually brings up the prospect of meeting irl cuz its obvious that theyre both into each other
sanji has a conundrum cuz he doesn’t known this man irl or what he even looks like
he knows that the man is kind, patient, and unassumingly funny. for some reason, behind the wall of online anonymity, sanjis able to open up about his past, his trauma, his inner turmoil, and his family. the stranger listens intently and somehow always find the right things to say. he finds himself falling in love with this stranger, this faceless man
he knows that falling in love shouldnt be this easy, this painless, but sanjis life had been nothing but pain and grit, maybe, just maybe, he can have something easy for once, something he doesnt need to claw, scream, and beg for
then, sanji and zoro finally arrange a meeting (more like a date) and see each other for the first time
they both freeze, zoro stares in shock and sanji stares in horror
of course things would never be that easy, he was a fool to ever think that things would go his way for once. of course the man that he fell in love with was the man that also hated him all along
it was fun while it lasted.
zoro wasnt even able to open his mouth before sanji ran, so fast that zoro had no way to follow him (no, it wasn’t cuz he got lost, sanji was just fast okay?!)
he tries his best to contact sanji but sanji is radio silent: absolutely no word from him, not even luffy knows where he is
zoro stops and thinks for the first time in a probably a decade, he talks to luffy, he talks to usopp and they all agree that the next best thing to do is to make a public video basically asking sanji to please text him back (it was luffys idea that usopp encouraged and zoro reluctantly follows along cuz well, luffy said it would work so it must)
they film a low-budget, low-quality video where zoro is just on his knees saying please please please over and over again, the description says “please call me curly lets talk 🥺👉🏼👈🏼”
(usopp wrote the description, luffy directed the video, if it was anyone else, zoro might have thought they were setting him up but he trusts them wholeheartedly)
it gets posted on his main channel and it goes viral cuz its so primally stupid and relatable, zoro basically exposes himself as the really popular faceless streamer but fans are NOT disappointed cuz the man is FINE AS HELL
it ends up on sanjis feed while hes in the middle of doomscrolling and crying to nami and robin and they all just see sanjis crush begging him for attention, they look at each other and look at the video again
nami, ever the voice of reason, basically forces sanji to text him at least. zoro made sanji happy and it would be a disservice to sanji if he just let that slip away without a fight
they talk it out, end up actually meeting face to face and they find that their chemistry is electric and sanji begins to hope again
in the end, they make a video together showing their faces and reveal their relationship to their fans and the shippers go wild
tldr
zosan: im falling in love with oomf???
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sheep-turtles-and-pizza · 1 year ago
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A case of missing glasses
I plead guilty ✋ 😔
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fr4nc1sss · 7 months ago
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in the belly of am. straight up "jorking it" . and by "it" , haha , well. let's justr say. man made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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dragons-of-ara · 1 year ago
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This is basically the plot of TotK, right?
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supernovaniamh · 2 months ago
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Me fr fr
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sixdollarsrimp · 5 months ago
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"gen-z is trying to cancel eminem!!!" bro he's literally dead fym
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irodethecyclone · 5 months ago
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mysticallilac · 1 year ago
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harrowhark 'but i don't even remember about you most of the time' nonagesimus to harrowhark 'i cannot conceive of a universe without you in it' nonagesimus is the prime example of what happens after you start simping for girlies with bad rizz (gideon)
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GUYS. I TRIED TO POST THIS HERE BUT I POSTED THIS TO MY MAIN ACCOUNT BY ACCIDENT I THINK I MIGHT BE COOKED. I CANNOT LET GANG KNOW I AM ACTUALLY A DOG.
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highdefinitions · 13 days ago
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hockey players i relate to and why:
1. quinn hughes (haunted by ghosts that i can see but i’m not allowed to talk about)
2. dylan strome (suffers more than jesus)
3. travis konecny (does not shut the fuck up when people are trying to beat my ass)
4. nico hischier (says fuck in inappropriate situations)
5. cole caufield (short)
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tampon-eater · 1 year ago
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Genres of Will Wood songs:
- I’m Just A Silly Little Guy. Just A Funky Lil Dude. Just Some Boogie Woogie
- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Anguished)
- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Delighted)
- Society™️
- Villain Pyschology
- God Damn I Do A Lot Of Drugs
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niko-mesu-the-dragon-dog · 9 months ago
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have silly meme while i take fucking ages to finish one(1) sketch
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lilcathsmith · 5 months ago
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Love watching CSI because no matter how bad my day is going, Sara Sidle and Nick Stokes are always having a worse one
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