#Although now that I think about it

[sussex-sweetheart]

So the British press has gone from "Harry looked miserable at the Beyonce concert" to "Harry shouldn't be having a good time at the Beyonce concert because it was too close to the anniversary of his mum's death".

Like, imagine strangers, who never met your mother, telling you that you can't go to a concert because she died 26 years and 3 days ago... 😳

Apparently Meghan "twerking", which is so not what she was doing, is not "royal". Maybe they should inform their future King that dancing in clubs with his arms around women who aren't his wife isn't very royal. 🤣

[zenithofstories]

I love Decked Out for so many reasons; the build itself is beautiful, the gameplay is fun and engaging, Tango deserves it, the competition is thrilling and the deck-building strategy is intriguing. But by far my favourite aspect of the game is how it has brought the Hermits together.

There are almost always Hermits hanging out in the Citadel, and they gather in numbers for the phase rankings reveal and shard distribution. Tango watches as many runs as he can. It is ridiculous fun to see them all interacting and talking and laughing together.

[millenianthemums]

sorry, i just immediately thought of cylox when i saw this tweet

[bookwormstarwarsfan]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

My ex-best friend decided to organize the primary school class reunion after 1.5 that I relaxed that won't be such a thing.

[greyias]

Sunday morning erf boy

[strangeswift]

Did anyone else watch those Littlest Pet Shop videos on YouTube as a kid where they would like use their fingers to make them move their heads and talk, and like do voices for them. Just saw a tiktok comment about it and it unlocked memories. LPS Popular is a cinematic masterpiece actually.

[deathcupcake]

Worthless rant below

The fact that the USPS is still going to hell in a handbasket is so depressing. We have not received mail for two days because "the location is accessible".

Uh, I don't think so. FedEx has no problem. Nor does UPS (well, for now).

This is not a unique situation, unfortunately. This has been happening more frequently over the last few years, with all sorts of bogus "reasons" why they can't deliver. I would rather them just be up front about it. It's probably a labor shortage issue, compounded by lack of funding. I feel bad for them because they used to be quite reliable, but one can no longer rely on the mail. Greedy/corrupt people have made this happen, by design.

Sorry, rant over. I'm just sad that people who rely on the mail for medicine or small businesses that can't afford other delivery services are stuck with subpar service.

[thewolfisawake]

Eriskyne's (False) Revel Fit

Feels weird being the one to get these out before Kristen but we must soldier on. Eriskyne will be wearing a lot of hats during the entirety of the revel. But one that actually warrants a fit is for their identity under 'Cairbre.' As far as anyone is concerned, Cairbre is just one of the gentry of the court. They do not look like Eriskyne (I actually have a fc in mind) but that is the point. A lot of their look is muted in comparison to other gentry...because that's also the point. Cairbre isn't really for sticking out so much as having a technical in nobility wise without using their family name. So as such it's a lot simpler. Only edits are that the shoes are closed toes and and that the heel is very chunky. Pearls are also lined within their hair, which is dark.

[loadsofcats]

I’m reading Crime and Punishment. Much thoughts in me

[betty-bourgeoisie]

Is that a PNW saying lol? I’ve never heard of that before

I don't think so? Peoria is a town in Illinois so if anything I think it would be a Midwesterner term lamo

If something 'Plays in Peoria' it just means it's easily accepted by a mainstream U.S audience (which is why it wouldn't make sense for what I'm writing, I need a phrase that indicates being easily accepted by a mainstream Russian audience).

[wolfsummoner]

He's making money off this movie? /gen

I was under the impression that he had stepped down from the series.

😐

[qualitychaoslover]

You know, I dont know much about horror movies seeing as I dont watch them, but I feel like every dude who goes "i could definitely beat chucky in a fight" is overconfident

Yeah its a doll, but I'm like 85% sure its immortal, and also has a knife and the strength and speed of an adult man. Sure you can punt him like a football, but all you're going to achieve is having an immortal creepy doll with a knife come back, this time with a grudge.

Only solution i see is leaving the country and hope it doesn't follow. I assume it will, but that's the only idea I've got tbh.

[aceofstars121]

I made the guys in the style of the cursed etho skizz built

Bonuses!

Cursed skizz (my first attempt)

Etho but if I built him the same way I built the other guys if that makes sense

Me for fun (:

[cor-lapis]

"If we must fight, Sethos... I shall defeat you with the power of my friend group of employed adults who miraculously have regularly scheduled meet-ups, and also my daughter!"

[redesigns]

[maelstrom007]

Is now a good time to mention that ‘mon petit chou’ (ie: my little cabbage) is a term of endearment in French? I know that Simon isn’t French but by god someone in this universe has to refer to that little cutie by that plEASE

I can’t get over the thought of Fae!Ghost carrying the baby and calling her cabbage as a term of affection🥺🥺🥺

The way I think Ghost generally is such a girl dad, like he just has the vibe. I can't explain it. He would love a daughter so much and I can't believe that I'm going along with this dubiously Canon garden baby.

She has the tiniest little fingers Simon's ever seen. The sweetest little pink lips, and scrunchy nose when she yawns and cuddles close against his chest. He could stare at her for ages and never get tired of it.

"She has your nose," he says, soft and low, fingers tracing the lines of the baby's cheek, the folds of its ear, "clingy like you too."

"You can spare her a compliment," you smile, resting your head against his shoulder to look down at where your little seedling is nestled in the crook of his arm.

"Those are compliments," Simon huffs. He likes you clingy, loves every piece of you including this tiny big surprise. You reach to adjust the makeshift onesie, fingers delicate as you take her little hand between your fingers. He's never seen you so gentle with anything.

"She's really ours," its half a question, you almost sound like you don't believe it. Simon understands the sentiment. Nothing this delicate, nothing this needy and perfect, should ever have come from anything he did. "God she's really ours." You choke, your absolute and overwhelming joy lighting up gold in his chest. Simon turns his head to kiss your temple, feeling the wetness of your tears through the fabric of his shirt. The feeling is mutual.

"You hold her," he coaxes gently, you sob around a smile and nod as he transfers the newborn to your arms. You look so sweetly down at her, eyes still brimming with unshed tears, Simon can't help pulling you into his lap. His big arms wrapping around you to hold you close against his chest, chin resting on your shoulder to keep an eye on the slumbering infant. "Little cabbage needs a name," he smiles feeling your shoulders shake with repressed laughter.

"The cabbage needs a lot of stuff, let's start with diapers and formula before we get to the big shit."

"Lets watch the fucking language in front of the baby." That gets an actual laugh from you, water and pure.

"We're going to be such awful parents." You tell him, cuddling closer, and Simon thinks his heart might squeeze just a bit too tight. Something about the way you sigh and relax against him, the way you hold his child, his child. Both of you safe and his in his arms.

He doesn't stop purring for hours.

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.