#Also he's hot so sue me
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Was in the car with a few of my brothers when I (oldest, riding shotgun) told one (upper middle, driving) that our mutual brother (youngest, back seat) had Damian Wayne vibes.
This started an excellent conversation about the virtues of various Robins that abruptly ended when I admitted Jason Todd was my favourite, upon which my brother (the one driving) groaned loud enough to alarm truckers in the other lane
#And like I'm not sure what he was expecting#But being the bookworm only child of a dickhead dad#in a broke ass home#skating by on a cultivated tough-guy persona#only to end up in a suddenly massive family#that eventually leads to a career in handling crime#(not a cop)#has. Admittedly.#Lent itself a bias#Also he's hot so sue me
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wait i feel like i Need to say something re: the kantbison bondage scene in ep3 part 4
i've been seeing a Lot of people be like "yeah no that scene was really off-putting idk ://"... i think that was the point?
neither of them are actually in the moment. kant is very clearly not enjoying himself At All, and bison is inebriated (and drugged???) past the point of real comprehension.
but that's the thing – that scene isn't about the two of them having sex. it's about them trying to desperately get their hands on what they really want.
the show's established that kant isn't into this stuff in the least (as seen post-fadel's confrontation at the tattoo parlor), but he's willing to suffer through it, to grit his teeth and bear through the quite literal pain. he's willing to do anything, as long as he'll finally be able to get the evidence he needs to be free of these things forever.
on the other hand, we've seen bison state over and over how much he's wanted to do all of this, how he's never been able to find someone to actually hold power over. and now bison – younger brother, "never allowed to make a real decision of his own for even a day in his life" bison – is finally, finally able to take control over someone's life; something that's meaningful, something that matters.
that's exactly why i'd argue that the entire scene isn't meant to be "hot" or "appealing," but rather unsettling and weird (especially with the constant cuts to fadel digging(?) mysteriously in a field, but that's a whole other thing).
TLDR; kantbison's first time may have been passion and lust incarnate, but this one is so far removed from that. because, this time, neither of them actually care about the sex more than about what it means – a means to an end for kant, and a first glimpse at unadulterated power for bison.
#errorkey.exe#the heart killers#kantbison#this is just a mess of words and thoughts but i NEEDED to get it out there#it also became way longer than i meant it to be... i had a lot to say! sue me!#there's so much to discuss and to uncover with this episode#the entire series really#but here's one last thing: i think both of them are fucked up and very much using each other#not that they don't like each other! there's real interest and attraction there but it's just not as strong as they're playing it up to be#kant is far worse ofc considering the drugging and the lying and the blatant ignoring of his own boundaries and the DRUGGING#but – hot take! – bison is also clearly using kant as this stand-in for his ideal life#i don't think really he has feelings for kant as much as he just enjoys the amount of affection he's being showered with bc it's new to him#but yes . they're both just placeholders for one another's real goals i guess?
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i like TFP wheeljack but i cant deny i did laugh a little at the decision of making him specifically a cool edgy lone wolf samurai, at first i wasnt super familiar with g1 wheeljack so technically TFP was my first full impression and i thought he was interesting (i had only seen very little of g1 and finished TFA and bayverse at that point) but then i got more familiarized with the original version and i was like ?????
like. who saw this guy and thought "fuck it. lets give him two katanas"
#they also made him hot as fuck for some goddamn reason but thats probably james horan's voice making me act unwise#i mean What-#im convinced they wanted to use drift but maybe he wasnt as popular back then#so they decided to use the idea of the character on someone else#i mean drift debuted back in 2009 so....they could've used him#idk im just assuming shit as a newbie dont mind me#im not complaining btw#all im saying is IDW drift should sue TFP wheeljack for stealing his gimmick. and his ambulance waifu#i really should continue MTMTE i keep making jokes about those two being gay but i havent really gotten to the juicy parts lol#im a huge OPR fan but hey. im not gonna judge drift. maybe i'll like him with ratchet.#(i hope i do or else i'll be mildly annoyed every time i'll try to search fanart of IDW ratchet lmao)#samael.txt#transformers#mucho texto perdón
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Once again thinking about Curt and Owen going to the chippy. It's the middle of winter. It's the early evening and the sun has set. It hasn't snowed, but the next morning there will be enough frost that you would think it had. They buy their food and speed-walk to the nearest park, so that when they perch on the cold wood of a bench in the corner, the chips are piping hot and golden, and the batter on the fish is crisp. Owen's food has enough vinegar on it that Curt wonders if he's trying to corrode his tongue (which would be terrible news). They bicker over Curt calling the chips "fries". It's warmth and nourishment and love in the middle of the biting cold. Can anyone hear me
#you opened the box#hi guys no prizes for guessing what i ate today#anyway just. they can do a stereotypically british activity as a treat. enough fancy galas i am sending them to the chippy#fried food just hits different in winter too i think. sue me#someone who is a less picky eater than me should elaborate their order probably.#i also don't know what's popular at london chippies so feel free to chip in if you do#oh. chip in. that was accidental i swear#anyway hot comfort food on a cold day already tastes like love so i think sharing that with the person you are in love with would be great#i just like thinking abt them doing everyday activities together. i want them to be happy.#why does owen drown his food in vinegar btw? because i said so. it just seems like sth he would do idk
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‘do you think emet-selch is ugly’ i cannot answer this poll without being allowed 2000 words minimum to explain myself further
#eloise talks#eloise plays ffxiv#he is an ugly raccoon man but somehow has the most compelling design in the entire game#possibly due to the contrast with all the generically hot final fantasy young guys around#also you can’t just post a still image of him because so much of the appeal is in his movements#the exhausation the wave the finger snaps#ALSO. maybe i just like a man with an earring. sue me
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“Easy there, sunshine.”
#tags contain spoilers proceed with care and dont sue me#oh my GOD#THATS SO CUTE#LIKE CMON SLATE BBG YOU CAME TO GET YOUR GIRL AFTER ALL 😍 I WAS WAITING FOR YOU AND CURSING DUMB BRADY THE ENTIRE TIME#also wow that ending was gold#he KIDNAPS her? hot. immediate smash.#am i justifying the act of abduction because of the nickname sunshine? yes.#anyway thats it guys it wasnt that big of a spoiler#see you in my next mindblowing video bye
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can you believe it took me until now to learn that angmar is in the far north of middle-earth. like well north of rivendell. i swear i really did read the appendices as a kid but clearly i did not retain from them a damn thing
#barely grasped the relative positions of rohan and gondor really. what are you going to do. i was busy memorizing songs#i'm not actually incredibly clear on what happened to it later. did the witch king try to like. reestablish the kingdom? between stabbing#frodo and running horse raids?#are there still off-brand rohirrim up there being blond and hearty?#extremely unclear to me. presumably somebody's there. doing something.#box opener#rbox#only moderately related but glorfindel is so funny to me i'm afraid#most of the other truly extra special mary sues have some kind of like. origins. extensive lineage from some also-special house founder#glorfindel like. pops up having not done anything except presumably be born in valinor and follow turgon places and be sexy#dies very sexily and dramatically of a balrog#gets to GO BACK TO MIDDLE EARTH. ALONE OF ALL ELVES#and then spends a bunch of time being so hot and special that even the nazgul are terrified of him. beats the witch-king in fights#is judged 'too beautiful and special to go with the fellowship in case his mary sue aura alerts the guards'#and then presumably just. fucks off again over the ocean.#why did tolkien put this guy in here. what was he for#peter jackson was so right to give arwen all his lines i can't even tell you.
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very very rough sketch of a design I plan on fleshing out :3
It's Leo Escobar but in fallout,,,
#egg's art#fanart!!#egg's wips#leo escobar#sketch#anyways excuse me while I rant in tags teehee#I added the band head thingy instead of tbe usual bandana or whatev cuz I think they'd be harder to find in the wasteland#and also imbladee has worn it on stream before teehee#I like to think the shirt was a black turtleneck sweater before leo cut the neck off since the wasteland was too hot#one earring bcuz I would expect it to fall out at some point#hehe fall-out#scar on face references the two-face arc leo had before and the kissy mark he has currently :3#sunglasses broken cuz wasteland. I dont think i need to explain it any more#backpack bcuz he has one on the nopixel gta rp server i think#and also it's for carrying stuff duh#anyways no pipboys cuz I like the lore better that way sue me#it's very rare for wastelanders to get their hands on one idc im not giving my fallout designs pipboys unless they were a vault dweller#jacket around waist bcuz I think it's swag and I've drawn leo escobar w/ a jacket around his waist before :3#so basically just for funsies#+ pockets cuz the more the merrier#anyways imbladee has played fallout before so maybe i should check if there's any vods or smth so I can get more inspo#ofc i most likely just wont do it teehee#guhhh thanks if u've read this far... I am just so hyperfixated on leo/gta rp/i dont even know what to call all of this
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Ok has anybody else here watched chance after watching house… because why does the show end the way so many hilson fics end almost to a t…
#the ironic similarities between these two shows given how different they are is just so funny#dr chance#dr Eldon chance#also sue me but hugh laurie is hot in this show idc if he’s old#eldon chance#Hugh Laurie#dr house#house md#hilson#gregory house
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when will we grow up and admit the fact that ringo starr was actually attractive
#i dont care about him that much but whe he had a beard….. um im sorry hes hot okay#69-72ish was a very attractive era so sue me#coincidentally my favourite paul era also#the beatles
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AAAAAARGHH!!!!!!!!! OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i guess i do like dirk now. whatever
#had another dream we were buddies it was cool actually#so. whatever. i cave#i think its just cause he reminds me so fucking much of my friend like it is fucking uncanny how alike they are#so whenever i read his dialogue im just like. hehe thats my friend#also. his first interaction with dave (thing i was crying about last night) is so. funny and messed up and well written and weird#its just. so sad. he was really really looiking forward to meeting him#like......... for his whole LIFE he was looking forward to it#and he finally gets to meet his hero and hes so nervous and trying to stay cool and all#hes just. starstruck. and he was really really REALLY looking forward to that conversation#and his personal hero just. makes it a point to let him know how much he fucking hates being there#hes like god i cant wait to go fight that bad guy and dirk has 2 sit there like#ah........ so hed rather risk his life to a maniac with lord english poweres covered in blood than talk to me............. ahhh...........#its just. YOU KNOWWWWW#its endearing. they managed to make it so painfully awkward#they made it SO AWKWARD!!!!!!!!! even worse than roxy and dave straight up called her hot multiple times#and she in return kept prying for information about his love life#and also even when dave said normal things he was awkward as fuck. he asked a question then just Didnt work with it#like........ isnt the point of getting to know people that you ask a question they answer it and then you talk about that topic awhile?#isnt it like.......... more of a pointer on what you can talk about to keep the other persons interest rather than. a genuine question#urgh anyway i fucking give up. i like dirk So what fucking sue me#hey btw i totally forgot about this when you said it but jade when you told me you wanted to fuck dirk what was that about#hes also gay. thats like a whole Thing even though it isnt#care to elaborate on that by any chance. cause id like some clarification on what you meant by that#mainly...................... what part of that man is fuckable....................................#AHH!!!!!!!! EVIL SPIDER!!!!!!!!
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i think the one thing i hate about with characters like snow, is that people think that just because like them it negates them being able to see their negative trates. i’ll never understand why people get in such a tiff about people loving villains when it’s perfectly okay to enjoy well written characters even if they’re “bad”.
we all know snow becomes an evil person who literally sex traffics children and sets them up to murder each other for his own amusement, we watched/read the trilogy. but that doesn’t take away from what suzanne wrote in the prequel either.
coryo is a good character because he was perfectly set up to not choose the path of evil but he still opted on the road of self service and selfishness. he betrayed the closest thing he had to a friend and basically killed him in hopes it would lead him one step closer to returning to the capitol where he felt he belonged. he had a million and one opportunities to be a good person but he chose not to and that’s what makes him interesting. everyone believed in him and was willing to look past his failures and shortcomings but he still screwed them over to put himself first.
and in regard to lucy gray, i think he probably did love her, but he had never been around many examples of love and he was also 18 so how much can you expect lol. it was definitely not a great love, and probably stemmed from a level of obsession and was certainly not healthy but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t love nonetheless
#vic chats#coriolanus snow#tbosas#he’ll always be my favorite villain and suzanne deserves her flowers for making him because he’s so well written she can do no wrong to me#there’s probably more to say but i just saw something that inspired this so yea#and also tom blyth is hot sue me if that inspires me liking coryo!#*hops off soapbox*#thg#snowbaird#everlark
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the obnoxious voice in my head whenever I acquire a new fictional crush: you just like him because he's traumatized!
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Josh Sawyer being a post-post apocalypse enjoyer, hating how in Fallout 4 you can get Minigun and power armor like 5 minutes into the game even on shitty conditions, hating Courier's Stash, and also hating Fallout 4's weapon upgrade system.... Now that's Father right there
#Also the ED-E bug is just sooo fucking funny#Ok no. Naked Orion Moreno corpse falling from the sky still takes the cake#This guy is so based.... also a great poster.... also he's hot SUE ME
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The Vampire Diaries (2009 - 2017) 3x11 // 4x13
#klaroline#klaus x caroline#klaus mikaelson#caroline forbes#i weirdly love this parallel#i know he put her life in danger twice#but he also saved it twice#i just love them so much#sue me#the scenes were hot#i would feed from klaus#who wouldn't#look how sexy he is#hot damn#the vampire diaries#tvd#joseph morgan#my gifs#gif set
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“babe,” rafe called from the kitchen, his voice already laced with suspicion. “why are you so quiet? you make me nervous when you’re that quiet.” you popped your head around the corner, a smile plastered on your face. “nothing. definitely not sniffing your hoodie.”
“you were… sniffing my hoodie?”
“…no,” you replied, entirely unconvincing. “i was deeply analysing its scent profile.” his eyes narrowed as he caught sight of you holding his hoodie up to your nose like some sort of deranged fabric sommelier.
“you’re so weird.”
“you smell nice. sue me.” you shot back, tossing the hoodie onto the couch before wandering into the kitchen.
“dork.”
you climbed onto a stool, propping your chin in your hands as you watched him. “rafey. are you making me dinner? huh. is this husband behavior?” he gave you a sidelong glance. “you’re literally just getting pasta. from a box.”
“you’re right. definitely husband material,” you chirped, hopping off the stool to sneak up behind him. you slipped your hands under his shirt to poke at his stomach. he rolled his eyes but didn’t pull away, turning back to the cutting board where he was slicing carrots. your hands settled on his waist, and he sighed, his shoulders tensing.
“don’t—”
“don’t what?” you asked innocently as you slid your hands higher, brushing against his abs. “don’t do this?”
“don’t—” his words trailed off as you traced your fingers over his firm stomach, genuinely impressed by how solid it was under your touch. “huh. you might actually be working out for something other than thirst traps.”
“woman,” he groaned, dropping the knife onto the counter and twisting to glare at you. “why are you like this?”
“because i’m hot,” you said, grinning up at him with zero shame, “and also hilarious.”
“you’re exhausting, that’s what you are.” he deadpanned, trying (and failing) to sound annoyed. “that’s not what you said last night,” you quipped, pressing a loud, obnoxious kiss to his bicep. rafe sighed again, picking up the knife to finish chopping. “do you ever stop talking?”
“nope,” you said, stealing a slice of carrot and dodging his half-hearted attempt to grab it back.
“if you keep this up, you’re not getting any pasta,” he threatened, pointing the knife at you. you grinned, popping the carrot into your mouth. “oooh, threaten me more. it’s kinda sexy when you’re holding a weapon, cameron.”
he groaned, shaking his head as you cackled.
#queue#outer banks#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron fluff#bf!rafe#rafe cameron x y/n#rafe imagine#rafe cameron blurb#rafe cameron x you#rafe x reader#obx#rafe obx#rafe x you#rafe outer banks#rafe cameron thoughts#outer banks blurb
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