#Also he's hot so sue me
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teaboot · 7 months ago
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Was in the car with a few of my brothers when I (oldest, riding shotgun) told one (upper middle, driving) that our mutual brother (youngest, back seat) had Damian Wayne vibes.
This started an excellent conversation about the virtues of various Robins that abruptly ended when I admitted Jason Todd was my favourite, upon which my brother (the one driving) groaned loud enough to alarm truckers in the other lane
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errorkey · 27 days ago
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wait i feel like i Need to say something re: the kantbison bondage scene in ep3 part 4
i've been seeing a Lot of people be like "yeah no that scene was really off-putting idk ://"... i think that was the point?
neither of them are actually in the moment. kant is very clearly not enjoying himself At All, and bison is inebriated (and drugged???) past the point of real comprehension.
but that's the thing – that scene isn't about the two of them having sex. it's about them trying to desperately get their hands on what they really want.
the show's established that kant isn't into this stuff in the least (as seen post-fadel's confrontation at the tattoo parlor), but he's willing to suffer through it, to grit his teeth and bear through the quite literal pain. he's willing to do anything, as long as he'll finally be able to get the evidence he needs to be free of these things forever.
on the other hand, we've seen bison state over and over how much he's wanted to do all of this, how he's never been able to find someone to actually hold power over. and now bison – younger brother, "never allowed to make a real decision of his own for even a day in his life" bison – is finally, finally able to take control over someone's life; something that's meaningful, something that matters.
that's exactly why i'd argue that the entire scene isn't meant to be "hot" or "appealing," but rather unsettling and weird (especially with the constant cuts to fadel digging(?) mysteriously in a field, but that's a whole other thing).
TLDR; kantbison's first time may have been passion and lust incarnate, but this one is so far removed from that. because, this time, neither of them actually care about the sex more than about what it means – a means to an end for kant, and a first glimpse at unadulterated power for bison.
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kuzunoha-xiv · 4 months ago
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i like TFP wheeljack but i cant deny i did laugh a little at the decision of making him specifically a cool edgy lone wolf samurai, at first i wasnt super familiar with g1 wheeljack so technically TFP was my first full impression and i thought he was interesting (i had only seen very little of g1 and finished TFA and bayverse at that point) but then i got more familiarized with the original version and i was like ?????
like. who saw this guy and thought "fuck it. lets give him two katanas"
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ghostieblotts · 18 days ago
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Once again thinking about Curt and Owen going to the chippy. It's the middle of winter. It's the early evening and the sun has set. It hasn't snowed, but the next morning there will be enough frost that you would think it had. They buy their food and speed-walk to the nearest park, so that when they perch on the cold wood of a bench in the corner, the chips are piping hot and golden, and the batter on the fish is crisp. Owen's food has enough vinegar on it that Curt wonders if he's trying to corrode his tongue (which would be terrible news). They bicker over Curt calling the chips "fries". It's warmth and nourishment and love in the middle of the biting cold. Can anyone hear me
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sexybritishllama · 4 months ago
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‘do you think emet-selch is ugly’ i cannot answer this poll without being allowed 2000 words minimum to explain myself further
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bookish-phile · 4 months ago
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“Easy there, sunshine.”
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unopenablebox · 8 months ago
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can you believe it took me until now to learn that angmar is in the far north of middle-earth. like well north of rivendell. i swear i really did read the appendices as a kid but clearly i did not retain from them a damn thing
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eggsrblue · 2 months ago
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very very rough sketch of a design I plan on fleshing out :3
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It's Leo Escobar but in fallout,,,
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kinda-ok · 9 months ago
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Ok has anybody else here watched chance after watching house… because why does the show end the way so many hilson fics end almost to a t…
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muirneach · 1 year ago
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when will we grow up and admit the fact that ringo starr was actually attractive
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skenpiel · 2 years ago
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AAAAAARGHH!!!!!!!!! OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i guess i do like dirk now. whatever
#had another dream we were buddies it was cool actually#so. whatever. i cave#i think its just cause he reminds me so fucking much of my friend like it is fucking uncanny how alike they are#so whenever i read his dialogue im just like. hehe thats my friend#also. his first interaction with dave (thing i was crying about last night) is so. funny and messed up and well written and weird#its just. so sad. he was really really looiking forward to meeting him#like......... for his whole LIFE he was looking forward to it#and he finally gets to meet his hero and hes so nervous and trying to stay cool and all#hes just. starstruck. and he was really really REALLY looking forward to that conversation#and his personal hero just. makes it a point to let him know how much he fucking hates being there#hes like god i cant wait to go fight that bad guy and dirk has 2 sit there like#ah........ so hed rather risk his life to a maniac with lord english poweres covered in blood than talk to me............. ahhh...........#its just. YOU KNOWWWWW#its endearing. they managed to make it so painfully awkward#they made it SO AWKWARD!!!!!!!!! even worse than roxy and dave straight up called her hot multiple times#and she in return kept prying for information about his love life#and also even when dave said normal things he was awkward as fuck. he asked a question then just Didnt work with it#like........ isnt the point of getting to know people that you ask a question they answer it and then you talk about that topic awhile?#isnt it like.......... more of a pointer on what you can talk about to keep the other persons interest rather than. a genuine question#urgh anyway i fucking give up. i like dirk So what fucking sue me#hey btw i totally forgot about this when you said it but jade when you told me you wanted to fuck dirk what was that about#hes also gay. thats like a whole Thing even though it isnt#care to elaborate on that by any chance. cause id like some clarification on what you meant by that#mainly...................... what part of that man is fuckable....................................#AHH!!!!!!!! EVIL SPIDER!!!!!!!!
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likesunsetorange · 1 year ago
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i think the one thing i hate about with characters like snow, is that people think that just because like them it negates them being able to see their negative trates. i’ll never understand why people get in such a tiff about people loving villains when it’s perfectly okay to enjoy well written characters even if they’re “bad”.
we all know snow becomes an evil person who literally sex traffics children and sets them up to murder each other for his own amusement, we watched/read the trilogy. but that doesn’t take away from what suzanne wrote in the prequel either.
coryo is a good character because he was perfectly set up to not choose the path of evil but he still opted on the road of self service and selfishness. he betrayed the closest thing he had to a friend and basically killed him in hopes it would lead him one step closer to returning to the capitol where he felt he belonged. he had a million and one opportunities to be a good person but he chose not to and that’s what makes him interesting. everyone believed in him and was willing to look past his failures and shortcomings but he still screwed them over to put himself first.
and in regard to lucy gray, i think he probably did love her, but he had never been around many examples of love and he was also 18 so how much can you expect lol. it was definitely not a great love, and probably stemmed from a level of obsession and was certainly not healthy but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t love nonetheless
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singswan-springswan · 20 days ago
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the obnoxious voice in my head whenever I acquire a new fictional crush: you just like him because he's traumatized!
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ikeameatballspoisonedme · 1 month ago
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Josh Sawyer being a post-post apocalypse enjoyer, hating how in Fallout 4 you can get Minigun and power armor like 5 minutes into the game even on shitty conditions, hating Courier's Stash, and also hating Fallout 4's weapon upgrade system.... Now that's Father right there
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sabrinasprincess · 1 year ago
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The Vampire Diaries (2009 - 2017) 3x11 // 4x13
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fear-is-truth · 11 days ago
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“babe,” rafe called from the kitchen, his voice already laced with suspicion. “why are you so quiet? you make me nervous when you’re that quiet.” you popped your head around the corner, a smile plastered on your face. “nothing. definitely not sniffing your hoodie.”
“you were… sniffing my hoodie?”
“…no,” you replied, entirely unconvincing. “i was deeply analysing its scent profile.” his eyes narrowed as he caught sight of you holding his hoodie up to your nose like some sort of deranged fabric sommelier.
“you’re so weird.”
“you smell nice. sue me.” you shot back, tossing the hoodie onto the couch before wandering into the kitchen.
“dork.”
you climbed onto a stool, propping your chin in your hands as you watched him. “rafey. are you making me dinner? huh. is this husband behavior?” he gave you a sidelong glance. “you’re literally just getting pasta. from a box.”
“you’re right. definitely husband material,” you chirped, hopping off the stool to sneak up behind him. you slipped your hands under his shirt to poke at his stomach. he rolled his eyes but didn’t pull away, turning back to the cutting board where he was slicing carrots. your hands settled on his waist, and he sighed, his shoulders tensing.
“don’t—”
“don’t what?” you asked innocently as you slid your hands higher, brushing against his abs. “don’t do this?”
“don’t—” his words trailed off as you traced your fingers over his firm stomach, genuinely impressed by how solid it was under your touch. “huh. you might actually be working out for something other than thirst traps.”
“woman,” he groaned, dropping the knife onto the counter and twisting to glare at you. “why are you like this?”
“because i’m hot,” you said, grinning up at him with zero shame, “and also hilarious.”
“you’re exhausting, that’s what you are.” he deadpanned, trying (and failing) to sound annoyed. “that’s not what you said last night,” you quipped, pressing a loud, obnoxious kiss to his bicep. rafe sighed again, picking up the knife to finish chopping. “do you ever stop talking?”
“nope,” you said, stealing a slice of carrot and dodging his half-hearted attempt to grab it back.
“if you keep this up, you’re not getting any pasta,” he threatened, pointing the knife at you. you grinned, popping the carrot into your mouth. “oooh, threaten me more. it’s kinda sexy when you’re holding a weapon, cameron.”
he groaned, shaking his head as you cackled.
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