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calilili ¡ 1 year ago
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celtrist ¡ 4 months ago
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I really want to see a more fucked up version of Charlie in canon. Like, okay, I am a die-hard for sweet bubbly girls in media. But I always see how some people make Charlie actually, oh I dunno... demonic? And it's so refreshing for her type of character. I could honestly see her having low empathy (and we kinda see this with how she handled Angel's situation or even Vaggie's nervousness about taking control on an activity). An exploration of that trait (if it was intended) would be interesting to see for a protagonist, especially when her main goal is about helping others. I would love to see her actually have a level of difficulty in understanding others' feelings from the other residents, sinners, and even her father.
But give her a fucked up side. Not a "she gets more power when she's angey uwu", but a "oh, she's a little fucked in the head". It would give so much to her character that she just doesn't have.
@/murmurmurena (don't wanna bother them so slash there we go) has some fun ideas with Charlie. I highly encourage people to check their stuff out! So many fun dark ideas with her character while also still keeping to her canon personality pretty well! Personally, I think Charlie being a bit more naive to her own messed up traits would work best but her also being aware of these traits can make for some interesting character for her.
THIS FIC, "A Game Between You and I". RIGHT HERE WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER. A bit of spoil for the fic here: but I love how they handled Charlie’s absolute ignorance as to why the idea of Russian roulette is horrifying to Angel Dust. It doesn't feel like her being intentionally malicious or aware that she's the odd man out here. This is also a pretty old fic going by only the pilot, but the point still stands that it was such a fun take for her character!
Charlie is one of my favorite characters in the show in part of the POTENTIAL she could have as being the most bubbly sweetheart character while also being the most messed up character in the show. I can't say I have strong confidence with the show's writing and fully expect them to stick with Charlie being the "nice girl but oh no, don't get her angry or she gets scarwy". Which isn't bad for a character mind you, there's just so much more potential to Charlie outside of that trope, especially when you get into the theories of her either being a doll, Roo's biological daughter, or what have you. And for the MAIN CHARACTER of the show, it would be not only interesting but also bring the spotlight back to her.
There's really no question that the side characters steal the show, particularly all the male characters. If I'm honest, Charlie does not feel like she gets a lot of love from the show itself when she's supposed to be the main character. She feels far more flat compared to the rest of the characters (again, the male cast in this "female-lead" show has more depth than most of the female cast currently. I wouldn't be pointing this tidbit concerning the genders of characters if it weren't for the fact Viv defended Helluva's lack of development with their female cast by saying "Hazbin is a female-lead show and Helluva is a male-lead" and Hazbin ended up with it not feeling female lead (to me) and the male cast just completely stealing the show. I don't normally care about gender stuff, especially since I do personally lean interest towards male characters. But using one show as a defense for poor development of the female characters, and then that show not really holding up with no very interesting well-developed feeling female characters irritates me. It's just very clear that these shows don't seem to care much about the female cast :/)
If you like how Charlie is written that's totally fine. PERSONALLY, I just think they're missing so much opportunity with her character by just making her the standard female character type. I honestly don't have a lot of faith they'll actually do something with Charlie's character though. She's a pretty static character in S1 being the same from start to end. Not changing or learning anything to create any development. What does the end of season Charlie do that start of season Charlie wouldn't do? Fight back? Because we see with the pilot (which is the “first episode”) that Charlie does fight people if pushed like with Katie Killjoy and even Valentino. Static characters can work in media depending on the show or their role. But Charlie is the MC of a show about “bettering one's self”. So to have her as a static with not a lot of strong dilemmas for herself (like we see with Angel Husk Al and even Vox) seems silly. Plus, considering Hazbin is telling a whole story and it's not a fun episodic thing, characters are expected to grow on some level. Or else, what was the point of their hero's journey?
#I honestly have a lot of problems with Hazbin's storytelling#That the limited time of doing plot doesn't even help it and shouldn't be used to shield the show from criticisms#Especially when you can find the same issues in Helluva Boss that has no excuse with the writing (though it's getting a bit better)#I love this show but goodness gracious it makes me have a tangent about it#Charlie's unimpactful character writing just being one of MANY issues#Hopefully the crew take all the criticisms into account for S3#S2 if possible would be nice but they probably had it all scripted by the time S1 was airing.#No shame on the female cast either they're fine. But when you compare them to the given depth of characters like Angel Husk Alastor and Vox#They're pretty lackluster. Vaggie's probably the closest to a female character with a lot of layers we've seen in the show#And she wasn't done very well with being essentially just “Charlie's GF” with not much identity outside of that explored much#Some of this may be more personal takes but it's frustrating. Again I don't normally care about gender stuff in media#It was just the excuse to Millie and Loona lacking development that bothers me#Like Hazbin is supposed to make up Helluva's poor writing of their main female leads#Loona got a bit of love with the Bee ep and Verosika and Octavia are pretty good. Particularly V with her relationship with Blitz#Whenever I start talking about aspects of Hazbin's writing I always end up ranting a bit (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄#Celtrist#cel rambles#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie morningstar#hazbin critique#hazbin criticism#hazbin critical#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel critique#hazbin hotel rant#You can really love something and still be critical with it#I do it out of love I swear#You're not in the Sonic fandom for like 22 yrs and don't learn to be critical of the media you enjoy lol
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deancasforcutie ¡ 4 months ago
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Dean posturing to Sam: I'm Mulder, you're a red-headed woman
Dean when he's in his own epic slowburn will-they-or-won't-they scifi tv romance (same energy):
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titanofthedepths ¡ 6 months ago
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I was talking about this on a call the other day but one of my favorite things about Sea of Thieves is that the characters are allowed to be ugly and so wildly diverse. Even the skeletons are diverse and have compelling and fun designs.
Note that when I say ugly I don’t mean that as a bad thing - I’m a firm believer that ugly doesn’t have to be a bad word, just the same as fat doesn’t have to be. Nobody’s perfect and that’s beautiful etc etc, when I say ugly I mean “not conventionally attractive” and it’s something I wholeheartedly appreciate
Like. Player pirates are randomly generated, which can be frustrating but at the end of the day it’s refreshing to not be able to sit and put together the perfect pirate. There will always be little scars or nicks or features you didn’t choose to place there, but they’re your pirates’ features. Just a couple days ago I realized my pirate has a snake bite on her cheek, and I LOVE that it’s there, though I never would have considered it for her had I been given the option to build her from scratch.
The NPCs, too, are diverse, and allowed to be flawed, and ugly. With their crooked or missing teeth and imperfect proportions and scars and asymmetrical faces - Rare could have very easily chosen to make every last NPC a perfectly pretty face fit for a magazine, and they chose not to. It makes the characters feel a little more real, more like they’re people - I can’t tell you how often I sit and examine the models of NPCs to look at every little detail and just appreciate how imperfect they are.
And like previously stated - and perhaps the thing I appreciate the most - even the skeleton characters are widely varied. Rathbone moves with a hunched posture that hides the fact his frame is fairly small, Grimm is tall and wide in that way that Sea of Thieves builds their fat characters, one of Chi’s horns is growing from her eye socket and she’s lankier than Ruth’s sturdy frame, Horatio has arms that are just a little too long, so on and so forth.
Just… Sure, I don’t by any means love Rare as a company, but the character design we see in Sea of Thieves is some of the best I’ve ever seen. I have a lot of love for this pirate game and the amount of love the design team put into every single character they offer us
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turtlepwr ¡ 7 months ago
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Raph I’m sorry you’re going through it rn and I really hope you get a hospital soon but also
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thecoffeelorian ¡ 7 days ago
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Sit Down, Jod! (Anomaly Asides, #1)
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SUMMARY: As part of an amnesty deal between Captain Silvo and the New Republic, Master Luke Skywalker offers him a new ship and lucrative pay reclaiming lost Jedi artifacts. As the Captain isn’t about to give up his independence so easily, he makes the counteroffer of working for the New Republic only if Skywalker bests him in a fist fight.
However, even if he’s been alive a lot longer, there’s something that this Captain is about to learn the hard way—never pick a fight with a son of Tatooine!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I got the idea for this series from a random post weeks ago about Jod's possible (debunked) future reclaiming lost Jedi artifacts, along with a suggestion that he could help Luke Skywalker rebuild on Ossus. If anybody still has that post on hand, please link me to it so that I can give it credit if necessary.
Also, I would like to credit @sol-insidious for making that great fanart piece where Luke Skywalker lays some discipline on Jod, as I kinda used that as inspiration as well.
Otherwise, I'm taking all of that lost potential and turning it into fanfic canon, so here goes nothing, folks. Hope you like it as much as I do!
SPECIAL NOTES: Yes, this is not the rotten apple canon version we all saw in the episodes. Also, no, you don't get to use that as an excuse to dunk on the version I created from half the canon and half my own headcanons...so if that's the only reason you might be reading this at all, please do not. Thank you.
WARNINGS: I'm still debating the idea in my head, but in this piece, there might be allusions to the female reader's pregnancy.
MAIN STORY: Click Here!
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It’s been a solid ten minutes now, and if you really want to be honest with yourself, they’ve been the most stressful ten minutes you’ve ever faced in your life. Not only are you a little bit sure that something truly horrible is going down in the room before you, but even with its doors having been locked from the inside, you’ve got a small, yet persistent, feeling that the man you’ve fallen for hasn’t thought twice about letting his violent side finally run free.
And so—as far as you’re able to tell, with or without the muffled sounds to indicate anything—the room beyond those doors must look like an earthquake just took place. Already you’ve counted the sounds of twelve shattered tables; seven broken chairs; six instances of “Do you yield” and just as many of “Go float yourself”; two instances (and counting) of SOMEONE screaming in pain…and if all of that wasn’t bizarre enough, one of those combatants must have been trying (and failing) to knock out the other with a summoned object for about three of the last five minutes of this backroom brawl.
In fact, if any of the looks on the faces of the people around you are something to go by…you’re almost one hundred percent sure that this “Master Luke”, as cocky as he might have been at the very beginning, may have lost this battle entirely.
“Mom…is Mister Skywalker gonna die?!”
Neel blurts out this question after pacing almost the entire time, his words finally giving a voice to the heightened emotions felt by all.
“I don’t know, baby…”
As bizarre and nerve-wracking as all of this feels, though, Nooma’s still one of the few willing enough to stay positive. In fact, word around the office is, she’s put five credits into the workplace betting pool for the hopes of a Skywalker victory, or so your neighbors have told you. In the meantime—
“No, you don’t…”
—It’s almost impossible to tell which of these two men has the upper hand, which of them laughs out loud as they’re knocked to the floor—
“…I’ll say it one more time. Do. You. Yield?”
—And yet, once the curse-laden round of someone thrashing about finally gives way to a fit of angry sobbing—
“I YIELD!”
—Only then does the first sound of fighting cease, the second sound of doors unlocking from the inside take over…and literally nothing prepares you for all that happens next.
“You can put your tools away now. It’s over.”
“What—?!”
That old door swings open with a creak, a small gust of wind brushes at your skin—and then, who should come strolling out of there than Master Luke himself, his blond head held high and barely any wounds upon him.
“Ahhh! He’s alive!”
“Oh. My. Gods…”
“What went on in there…?”
“See for yourself.”
As for the state of his opponent, Luke merely has to move away from the open doorframe for the rest of you to assess the damage. There, in a pile of rubble that used to be furniture, Jod lies on one side like he’s doubled over in pain, very nearly curling in on himself as he chokes back his own tears. Whether it’s from injury or his own frustration, there’s no way for you to tell. All that you do know, though, is that you’re rushing to his side in a heartbeat, hoping to yourself that he’s not about to push you away a second time.
“Jod! Jod, are you—are you okay? Can you stand up?”
“What do you think, woman.”
Oh, but there he goes again. Still trying to play the tough guy and acting like the last few rotations haven’t torn himself up from the inside out. Like he wasn’t begging on his knees to go anywhere in the galaxy rather than get discovered by another Force-sensitive.
You, on the other hand, know much better than to fall for this silly act.
“I think…that you’re probably in a lot of pain, you're feeling a little disappointed in yourself, you'd really love a hot breakfast, and oh yes, some peace and quiet on the side."
“Oh? What do you know about peace?”
“Hm, let’s see—how about you uncurl your fist, flatten your hand, and hold it up to me?”
“Shut it,” he snaps back, though not without spitting out a bloody tooth. “I’ve never lost a fight before.”
“Except to a skinny farm boy, right…?”
It’s Luke’s turn to lay on the teasing now, for the opportunity alone is way too good to pass up. Since you didn't exactly hear anyone else around you, he must have easily snuck in behind you a moment after you entered this room. As for the other wary spectators who had no idea who might walk out once the dust finally settled—well, they don't make it past the open doors.
"Wait 'til I've healed up, boy. Maybe I'll ask you for a duel next."
"Seeing as how you already swore an oath, Captain, you'll just have to wait on that."
There’s a slight yelp from Neel as these two men lock eyes for the second time, a slow rush of breath inward from you as you brace yourself for yet another spat of violence, a slight change in Skywalker's posture as he readies himself for battle all over again—and then, just when everything seems doomed to fall apart, Jod goes and surprises everyone.
He laughs.
It’s a low, dry chuckle, probably the sound of someone holding back on purpose so that they don’t hurt themselves even more—yet it’s a laugh just the same.
“Kriff…I needed that, didn’t I?”
“Sorry, but yeah, I think that you did. It’s easier to talk to a person when he’s not out of control.”
“Says you, Skywalker. I haven’t fought like that since my twenty-first.”
"And we don't want you fighting like that again," you answer calmly, just in case he ever started thinking of you as part of the problem.
"Please, Jod. Just this once, stop thinking that everyone you meet is somehow your enemy."
"Hey. Hey." He's looking over at you now, a somewhat difficult thing considering his right eye is swelling itself shut.
"I'm still alive, aren't I? What more do you need?"
Do you dare to spit out your little secret...? Is now really the time to reveal to this little group of people that you've already missed one period, and if things continue the same as they have before, you're going to miss a second as well?
Is today the day that you push everyone around you to start thinking about the future, because you’ve already got a piece of it growing inside you?
“How about no longer having to watch you do anything stupid…? Do you think you can do that?”
There's a small grimace on his face after being called stupid, but he already knows that he's in no position to argue the matter. There are no more places to run to, no more attempts to hide, and he's certainly not going to risk getting hauled back by 33 again...so, for all of that, he's stuck raising a hand in surrender.
“Thank you. It’s better like this anyway, I mean--well, one of us won’t have to wake up in the morning, and wonder to themselves how you’re gonna mess yourself up this time.”
“You wondered about me?”
“As much as I could, given the circumstances.”
You move one of the untouched chairs a bit closer to him now, a gesture meant to indicate that you’d like it very much if he attempted to stand up again.
“All that’s missing is for you to start doing the same in return.”
“Hm…”
Another awkward moment of silence passes between you, another possibility of the both of you saying or doing something you might end up regretting for the rest of your life--and then he makes the decision to pull himself up.
"Good. Now let's get the doctor in here."
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marzipanandminutiae ¡ 2 years ago
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god I hope the new 0MFD, G**d Omens, and WWD1TS seasons don't come out all at once (censoring to avoid the tags)
I'll not see a single female character on my dash for a month straight
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starfish-comics ¡ 1 year ago
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Fane sure did sit there for days and days struggling and failing to get that dead guy's face off while I left him hanging about joining the party though.
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petrichorium ¡ 9 months ago
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Me when I have been the only woman on a crew of pirates living on a submarine and then all the boys get turned into girls temporarily
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swordmaid ¡ 11 days ago
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i love serious businesswoman pirate marina she's so real to me, love that for her !
yeah like she doesn't fuck around when it comes to her business!! she's a professional pirate - and merc on the side - she has a reputation to uphold!!!
like to me, the ~whole saving the world from the elven gods business~ is another gig she signed up for so she's treating it like one. she's very practical and pragmatic, and she does whatever she can to succeed in this particular endeavor. like she hardly banters with people when she's in business mode lmfao the only time she jokes around is when she's out of her office hours.
one thing that i wish for though is for the dialogues to be much more mean/stricter. i've gone past the weisshaupt quest and i wish you can be more mean on lucanis for flopping LMFAO like sorry king but to me marina would be sm harder on him since she hired him for that job but he didn't do it right, so what is he good for? if he can't do the one thing she asks for then she has no need for him, and she'd just get someone else. likewise i don't see her being sad about the prospect of davrin sacrificing himself when he's going to kill the archdemon bc that's like. why he's in here in the first place LMFAO like to me, marina would be like well this is what you signed up for 🤷 like she detaches her personal feelings from business. like in a personal level ofc she would be sad if davrin did die but in the end that comes with the job u know.... like she's so serious business woman to me she'd thrive in succession
#like to her she sees them as a crew. yes they can joke around and make friends and be close with each other but in the end of the day#you people are hired to do your own jobs so she expects them to do it. and if they can't then she has no need of them#i also think she's a pretty hardened woman which isn't much of a surprise considering the lore drop of her#being a tevinter galley slave before. and she's like a female elven mage at that so she probably went through sm shit#and i hc she's dalish but she got taken/or her clan got raided before she ever got her vallaslin so that was when she was fairly young too#so it's not a surprise to me that she's hardened and she comes off as a hard ass. i also think she doesn't think much of the heroic types#since to her they're all talk but most can't match their words. and it was the pirates who saved her from her slaver anyway so she#has more respect towards people who actually does shit instead of people who claim to be this one thing but they're not.#i consider marina as the hawkebela daughter too hehe and i think she would've been more cynical but hawke rubbed off on her when she was#traveling with bela's crew lol. like my hawke is blue hawke so she's insanely nice and very the hero type and i think marina would get her#more heroic streak from her too. nice person inspiring you to do good as well etc etc.#anyway i do think marina is nice though. though i think she can get a bit selfish and self preservation is like. one of the big things with#her i feel. but im still finding more abt her character as i go but thats like ^ concepts i hav for her so far#i do like the idea of a serious business pirate woman LMFAO like she'd thrive if she was in an office#but her 9 to 5 is like. stealing and raiding shit. and i think she's a proper pirate too not just an archeologist#bellara showing her the elven artifact vault like why are you showing her that 😭😭😭 dont ask surprised when these go missing later#oc: marina.
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calilili ¡ 1 year ago
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"Making #HERstory ; She wasn’t kicked out of Eden, She WALKED out”©️ Cali Lili #eVe #Lilith #ComingOut #SustainableMovies ™️ #mybodymychoice #AllFemaleCrew #BLM #LGBTQ #Climate eVe N’ god this female is not yet rated ™☯️ #innovator #ChickLit #ChickFlicks
2023 / 2024 Update : Cali’s innovative work is included in upcoming documentaries and Cali Lili Indies is preparing Cali’s next movie & album (TBA) Movie Review 2022 Times Square Chronicles Cali Lili’s : Eve N God This Female Is Not Yet Rated (with original soundtrack)  Movie Review 2022 Times Square Chronicles Cali Lili ‘s Oscars 2020 ContendereVe N’god this female is not yet rated ” dream…
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seastarlily ¡ 2 years ago
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My pride headcanons for the Seaworthy Six!! They all say bi/ace rights!!💗💜💙🖤🤍💜
#🌟#SBSP#Icons#LGBT#SpongeBob SquarePants#Patrick Star#Squidward Tentacles#Sandy Cheeks#Eugene Krabs#Sheldon Plankton#These are all mostly based on canonical interactions these characters have had with members of the same and opposite sex...#... throughout the show’s run as well as things stated by the crew.#SpongeBob is canonically asexual as stated by Stephen Hillenberg himself. He has also outright shown tender affection...#... to both male and female characters - making him either bi or panromantic.#Patrick feels like a bisexual man with a preference for women - especially mermaids.#Squidward SCREAMS bisexual energy based on the fact he’s fawned over men and women alike on the show.#Sandy in my opinion comes off as a woman who loves her scientific work more than anything. It is implied sometimes...#... that she is crushing on SpongeBob and did once call Karen beautiful so that most likely makes her bi or panromantic.#Mr. Krabs has canonically swooned in the presence of male AND female characters on the show. Plus him being a navy man...#... should speak for itself on that front LOL.#Plankton is very much into women but it’s also implied he wouldn’t say no to men...#... especially “muscular tough guys who will do whatever he says”.#Plus I headcanon his wife Karen to be non-binary so that makes him bi or pan by default LOL.#Anyways those are just my thoughts on how I got to these conclusions. You are allowed to disagree - but don’t start any arguments...#... or hate. Anything accusatory/argumentative will not be tolerated. I come here for fun and merriment and expect it to stay that way.#And before any of you ask - yes you are absolutely free to use them. Forgive the size inconsistency - I don’t know what happened there.
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licorishh ¡ 1 year ago
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Genshin characters age headcanons masterlist (updated)
Yeah. I could give you many reasons why I believe some of the more debatable/"controversial" ones are very sensible and Good based on just freaking paying attention to context given in the game but for now I'll just compile a basic list. If you'd like to hear my reasoning for some of these you're welcome to ask as long as you're polite about it.
List under the cut.
Aether/Lumine: 19
Amber: 18
Kaeya: 22
Lisa: 33
Barbara: 17
Razor: 16
Xiangling: 16
Beidou: 29
Xingqiu: 15
Fischl: 19
Ningguang: 31
Bennett: 18
Noelle: 18
Chongyun: 16
Sucrose: 20
Jean: 21
Diluc: 22
Qiqi: 6-8 (Hard to tell given she's a zombie and talks and acts differently from normal)
Mona: 20
Keqing: 21
Venti: 20 (biologically)
Klee: 7-ish?
Diona: She's so hard because she literally runs a business and acts like an adult but she's super short. I have no idea.
Tartaglia: 21
Xinyan: 19
Zhongli: 37
Albedo: 21
Ganyu: 23
Xiao: 20
Hu Tao: 18
Rosaria: 23
Yanfei: 21
Eula: 24
Kazuha: 20
Ayaka: 18
Sayu: 9- or 10-ish maybe?
Yoimiya: 18
Kujou Sara: 24
Raiden: 28 (biologically)
Kokomi: 18
Thoma: 20
Gorou: 18
Itto: 26
Yun Jin: 19
Shenhe: 23
Yae Miko: 30
Ayato: 26
Yelan: 24
Shinobu: 20
Heizou: 21
Collei: 16
Tighnari: 22
Dori: Super hard to tell, because again, she lives alone and runs a business by herself despite using the short girl model.
Candace: 24
Cyno: 23
Nilou: 21
Nahida: 7-9
Layla: 18-19 (she seems to maybe be in her first year of college - definitely in college, I'm just guessing the year here)
Faruzan: 24 (I know she's like a hundred years older but she was stuck and didn't age and I'm talking biologically still)
Scaramouche: 21 (biologically)
Yaoyao: 7-ish?
Alhaitham: 26
Dehya: 25
Mika: 17
Kaveh: 27
Baizhu: 34
Kirara: 20
Lynette: 20
Lyney: 20
Freminet: 17 (Don't know how much younger he is than his siblings, just guessing based on context and the way he talks and acts)
Furina: 21 (biologically)
Neuvillette: 36 (biologically)
Wriothesley: 32
Navia: 26
Clorinde: 27
Sigewinne: Basically impossible to know as she's a Melusine and not a human
Charlotte: 21
Signora: 29
Dottore: 33
Arlecchino: 31
Dainsleif: 22 (biologically)
#genshin#genshin impact#genshin impact headcanons#this is largely aimed at people who are under the mistaken impression that any characters have a CANON age particularly the travelers#sarah miller-crews saying she was under the impression the travelers were 15 and then correcting#and saying “actually i don't know for sure that's just what i thought” has left the fandom with the mistaken idea that that is solid canon#and it most definitely is not#i find it much easier to believe the traveler is biologically 18 at the very least#largely because of that part in one of the mondstadt quests where kaeya is openly flirting with the traveler (obviously as a joke but still#he's clearly a young adult and would not at all be flirting with a teenager as a joke or otherwise#this is also why the way lisa flirts with the traveler makes me extremely uncomfortable (and i think it's intended to)#because even though i headcanon them as 19 she seems like she's in her late 20s and that's a bit much of an age gap#this is also largely aimed at one particular artist who keeps drawing neuvillette and wriothesley and making them both look like old men#it weirds me out because there's literally a line in the fontaine archon quest where paimon says wrio's younger than she expected him to be#and neuv is pretty nimble and uses the young male adult model so idk where that person got the idea that they're in like their mid 50s#calling them both “wrio” and “neuv” feels very cursed but there is unfortunately a character limit in the tags#it annoys me that the fandom is completely blind to context and just goes “medium height model equals teenager#and tall height model equals adult" because if the medium height female characters in liyue are any clue that is definitely not the case#ganyu and keqing literally work IN THE GOVERNMENT#hu tao RUNS A FUNERAL HOME#yanfei is a freaking lawyer#they would not be letting teenagers do that#heck this is the case in every nation almost#tighnari runs the whole dang forest ranger thing out in gandharva ville#cyno also literally works for the government and is like their frickin chief of police for the entire frickin country#faruzan is a licensed professor at arguably the most prestigious university in all of teyvat#layla is literally in college and as far as we know is normal college age and isn't doing advanced classes as a teenager#in inazuma ayaka runs their clan's GOVERNMENT WORK along with her brother#kokomi and gorou are literal generals in the army#heizou is a licensed detective
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my-thoughts-and-junk ¡ 2 years ago
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'Gideon's mom is carla mccorkle' was always a dumb theory because there's no way the gravity falls writers would put that much focus on a female character
#random thoughts#gravity falls#literally every narrative surrounding a female character revolved around romance except mabel who was based on hirsch's sister#and pacifica who was explicitly designed to be mabel's antithesis#and even then there's hints that pacifica and dipper will end up together#and mabel's primary characterization - literally the thing they introduce her with - is her boy crazy phase#'we tried to do a wendy episode but it never worked out' yeah it's because she's literally just cool that's her entire characterization#there is ONE explicitly female demon in bill's crew and she's pink and voluptuous when her inspo was bill's BLUE flames#giffany was programmed to pursue love at all costs and was murdered for it (only retconned in the books)#literally how many of the monsters of the week were female huh? HUH? FUCKING THREE#TWO OF WHICH WERE MOTIVATED BY ROMANCE#darlene is literally a black widow#literally the only reoccuring background character whose name we know and is a woman is lazy susan#candy and grenda were NERFED in the finale to make mabel's arc about abandonment make more sense#WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ABUELITA'S NAME BUT WE KNOW SOOS'S COUSIN'S NAME??? FUCKING REGGIE GETS A NAME BUT NOT ABUELITA#how does wendy feel about her mom? does she have any hobbies? what are her plans for after high school? does she HAVE any plans?#why does no one have any sisters besides dipper. i am including mermando in this. why does literally everyone have brothers and no sisters#fuck i forgot about the unicorn. that makes four i guess? and shandra jiminez
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theskoomacat ¡ 4 months ago
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M*uthwashing was good, the only things i didn't enjoy lie in the area of writing (but so do some things i enjoyed the most!) - but I expected more from it? kinda?
#putting this into tags because spoilers ->#like ok let me get this out of the way. the only woman on the crew is the doctor and has problems related to pregnancy. groundbreaking.#but i have no problems with the rest of the cast. swansea's monologue was top notch#and you can see that everyone loved the cast because 90% of posts in the tags is JIMMY MUST DIE#so whatever.#my biggest gripe is that one delusional asshole is basically the root of all evil in the story#it makes the story not about how people deal with a horrific situation but about one man ruining everyone's lives. that seems flatter to me#so up until The Reveal the game is stellar to me#it would be so much tastier to me if it was curly after all. life sucks so much for everyone that the captain#decides to commit murder suicide - and then doesn't even die and condemns them all to a slow painful death#but instead it's ''a violent man with inferiority issues cracks under pressure and betrays everyone'' which. okay now that i've typed it out#doesn't sound too boring but still#my commentary#also since i'm here#watched another small sci-fi game about an au soviet 70s? space station manned by an AI and it reminded me how much i love sci fi#it's a 2001 a space odyssey-inspired game where you are woken up from cryogenic sleep on a space station#but it turns out that the station ai used alien mold to clone you and your coworker and thus circumvent the 3d(?) law of robotics#because neither of you is strictly speaking human anymore#the point was that the ai was like a child (and the mc who is a female psychologist in charge of working with the ai who had developed this#kinda mother-daughter relationship with the ai OF COURSE#anyway aside from the visuals and vibes/design the game is mid#but it made me crave a story where the ai is a child simply because it is easier to make a simpler ai and then to teach it instead of making#a full grown human-like intelligence#but then it does behave like a child. make a mess on accident and does its best to hide it. a staff member dies and it clones them to fix it#a chain of unfortunate events that happen only because this god child put in charge of the station wants its caretakers to not be upset#that would be mwah#i will need to check this wall fo text for spelling when i get home!
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teafiend ¡ 4 months ago
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Snippets of episodes 1 and 2 ✨
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