#Alastor: but I do now

[allastoredeer]

Alastor, lying through his teeth: Look at us, Charlie! We're your found family! :D

Lucifer: Psssh! Who needs found family when you have a perfectly good BIOLOGICAL family, ammirite?

Alastor and his family issues: ....

Alastor: LOOK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

I was listening to Hell's Greatest Dad on repeat in the car and I realized that at least during the song, Alastor manages to mostly regain his cool and be deeply annoying pretty much right up until the lines:

A: They say the family you choose is better— L: What a bunch of losers!

...At which point Lucifer's words get to him and he finally breaks the aloof, superior act he put on for the song and just snaps at Lucifer's face again.

Alastor, you are telling on yourself.

[greykolla-art]

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[dirtgrubber]

“I recall a certain somebody asking to see my tail. Or do you no longer wish to see it?”

Part 1/3 from Ch. 34 of “Of Saints and Sinners” by our lord and savior @morningstarwrites

[aislinceivun]

Day 7: Protecting the other entry for radiostaticweek over on twt bonus art here loose follow-up comic here

[nouverx]

Day 5 and Day 6 of Radiostatic Week

Free day (Picture) and one sided attraction. Seems like purple doesn't suit Alastor...

[celtrist]

I wanted a better grasp on the anatomy for the comm piece I'm doing, doo-daa, doo-daa (not a fan of the muddy shading but wanted to experiment with the shading and colors)

Also once again, thank you for your service Niffty

[xexedraws]

ok so, nobody warned me about how therapeutic drawing happy radiostatic was gonna be 🥹

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

[cringefailvox]

something that i've been really enjoying about writing radiostatic recently is that they're both monsters in opposite directions. alastor is scary like a nightmare, like a bogeyman, grand and eldritch in scale in a way that alarms the animal hindbrain. but on a personal level, when he's in a good mood, he... seems kind of toothless, actually. what makes him really threatening is his mythos, not his human personality, which can be as meanspirited and cruel and manipulative as any other regualar person, but for the most part is just disarmingly eccentric. you're wary of what he can do but you're still willing to approach him.

on the other hand, though, vox is scary in ways that are viscerally human—he's your shitty boss, your abusive ex, your neglectful parents. he manipulates and gaslights and warps reality for his own gain and he does it with a smile and an insistence that it's for your own good, and you'll believe it. he doesn't have a terrifying reputation because he doesn't want one; it would honestly just impede what already works for him. the contrast is hilarious to me personally because i've found that my readers tend to be less on edge about alastor's serial killing and more alarmed about vox being a classic lying piece of shit and i find that delightfully funny

[morningstarwrites]

two old men who don't know how do the heart gesture

[asdeadasasquirrel]

📻Radiorose Week 2024🌹: old habits

I picked absent minded ear scratches. If she moves his ear in different directions just enough she will change radio stations.

@radioroseweek

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

[velvet-games]

this sucks ass but I had to get it out of my system cause I've hallucinated it like 50 billion times

[blackburningrose]

I’m late yeah but consider it’s been haunting me this ENTIRE TIME

Nanny AU by @notherpuppet

[aislinceivun]

*dusts off account* *coughs*

My tumblr is pretty much defunct but I'm crossposting this one per request~

Art for part #6 of my absolute favorite StaticRadio fic series, 666: Live On Air! written by the amazing @prince-liest

Every new installment keeps destroying AND energizing me, but the hurt/comfort of this latest update fed me ESPECIALLY well😩💞

If you aren't doing it yet and you love the ship, GO READ 666!! It's droolworthy! It's emotional! It's kinky! It'll make you laugh one sec, rip your heart out the next! No excuses, you must give it a try at least!!

PS: If you're interested in more StaticRadio (or StaticDust) (or StaticRadioDust, perchance? >:3) art & threads from me, find me on twitter here!♥ (adults only) PPS: This one is not a 666 fanart but I might as well plug it: I actually had the same galaxy brain idea as Prince and drew Vox manually keeping Al's heart beating post-Adam😈 (The way I gasped when this happened in 666 too!😩👏) Mild gore cw, but if you're curious, it's here.