#AdorkableGaybies

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Me: *stretching*

My back: *snap. crackle. pop.*

Me: I'm a Kellogg's rice krispie.

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Today feels like the first part of that one Limp Bizkit song from the 90s... minus the threats of violence.

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Something I thought of last night that I really want to bring into reality.

A stuffed cat toy that is weighted/ filled with those microwaveable beads so you can warm it up. Made of super soft material that is pleasant to touch/ squeeze. And with a pocket in the stomach you can slip a small Bluetooth speaker into so you can play those cat purring videos/ mp3s for the best experience.

The perfect alternative for those of us who love cats but can't have one for whatever reason. Should come in 3 sizes... (Smol bean that's the size of a kitten and weighs maybe 3lbs. Standard Squish roughly the size of a standard cat and weighs maybe 5lbs. And Big Fluff the size of a larger cat and about 7lbs.) And multiple patterns so they could be different.

I'm not sure if the sizes/weights are feasible with material you can warm up but it definitely needs to have the pocket for a speaker no matter what and have some heft.

I can't sew anything bigger than the occasional tear in my clothes, so if someone else sees this and thinks they can make it with autism friendly materials, PLEASE DM ME! I WOULD LITERALLY PAY FOR THIS TO BE A REAL THING!

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This Time I drew Garnet! This is my first Fan art for her! Once again there are two versions. Next I’m planning on doing Ruby and Sapphire, I’ve never drawn them before but there’s a first time for everything right?

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3rd in my “Through the Ages” Fan art series. (I guess it’s a series since I plan on doing Amethyst, Steven, Peridot, and Lapis at least. Maybe Pink/Rose too...)

This time it’s Ruby and Sapphire! Companion Piece to My Garnet Fan art HERE.

You can find my Pearl Piece HERE.

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Another Steven Universe Fan art. I call this one “Pearl through the Ages”. There are two versions because I couldn’t decide which one I liked Better.

Edited: Uploaded the wrong Pics...

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My dog is a gross idiot...

I bought him a rabbit rawhide chew and he took it outside with him, only to pee on it. He then proceeded to pick it back up and start chewing on it. I laughed so much I couldn't help my mother get it from him.

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What is with the consistent need for people to directly hand me things while we are still in a global pandemic? It's been two years people. Stop handing me your germs and place it somewhere I can spray it with disinfectant first. Like any sane being should.

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My new letter opener! My boss gave it to me, said he thought I'd like it. He was right! This thing is awesome!

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God bless the insanity that is the internet.

Me after getting sucked into YouTube and watching things like the Ronald McDonald Insanity video.

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Irony

Realizing that you somehow managed to park RIGHT next to the woman who's son you accidentally hit in the face with a bag of party sized tortilla chips, not even 10 minutes earlier while you are out grocery shopping.

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Daughter: give me a hug!

Mother: I gave you life.

Daughter: and I gave you French fries.

Mother: which is more important?

Daughter: fries. Hug please!

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So i bought these shoes for my new job six months ago. (1147+ work hours and approx 715 miles walked). Today i noticed the heel was poking me and took a good look at the insides only to find this. So i cut up a paper cup to help keep my sock safe until i can buy a new pair of work shoes (3 days from now).

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Some of my favorite T-shirts to wear...

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Tara Chambler is Adorkable

I actually created this account because my sister asked me to and because all of the best Tara Chambler (The Walking Dead) stuff can be found here. She happens to be my Number One Adorkable Gaybie atm. (Tara, NOT my sister.)

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Adorkable Gaybies

My blog name meaning Adorably Dorky Gay Babies. Not literal babies of course since that’s kinda weird and hard to tell. But in any case this is my first post here on tumblr and I dedicate this page to all my Adorable Dorky Gay Characters out there, whether Real or Fictional.