#Admin Z

[bowofbalance]

[ja-pujdu-na-candrbal]

často myslím na osobu (či osoby) co píše ty vymyšlený zprávy na prostírání v bageterii. v těch je prostě všechno - siligůfi jména jako ze slovních úloh, satira a zábavné novotvary, za které by se nemusel stydět ani shakespeare. nekecám, že ten člověk je v mojí top desítce autorů.

[shiftythrifting]

Are you ever going to bring back the "I refuse to tolerate gluten" shirts? I recently discovered something about myself and now I need one.

Just added it back to the store! Here is my favorite gf bread recipe.

[lucedilunax]

not the sabrina carpenter reference😭

[melonthesprigatito]

Pokémon Legends: Z-A is really out there making me dive back into certain character hyperfixations from my earliest Pokémon fandom days. I haven't thought about these people in nearly a decade

The vintage blorbos are resurfacing

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Gallus: (holding a phone) I’m ordering pizza, what do we want?

Silverstream: Ooh, ooh! I want one with pepperoni! And, uuuh, one with sausage, and one with ham!

Ocellus: Meat Lovers. You want a Meat Lovers.

Silverstream: Nah, I actually like to keep the meats separate. I wanna savor each animal.

Ocellus: Wait, but they all have pig-?

Silverstream: Ooh, and for the ham, make it Haywaiian!

Swift Foot: Haywaiian? I’m unfamiliar with that variety of pizza?

Silverstream: Oooh, it’s super good. It’s ham and pineapple.

Swift Foot: …….. Excuse you and your entire race?

Silverstream: Ham and pineapple.

Swift Foot: That’s disgusting. Why would you ruin perfectly good pizza with pineapple?

Silverstream: What? Nah, it’s the best! It just plays so well with the ham and the tomato-

Swift Foot: It’s an abomination! And I now believe the Storm King did nothing wrong!

[zeb-z]

ok but the thought of the code actually glitching to break Etoiles armor hits hard though. these monsters are literally made up of code, they can glitch appearances, glitch items - of course they glitched his armor.

besides that, it's an ultimate blow to his character.

he's upheld his expectations as the islands greatest warrior, their defender. with this comes not just that responsibility, but a sort of respect for who/what he's been fighting off. the codes he's grown so used to. if he were to ever lose, he'd expect it to be from exhaustion. from being physically unable to lift himself up and fight anymore, because there would be no other way he would not stand and fight - but he loses without being given a chance to win. the code messes with Etoiles’ own player coding to unnaturally break his armor, giving a dirty death to someone who fights with duty and honor.

it wasn't fair, and that's the entire point, it was never going to be fair. like how they psychologically fucked with him using fake Pomme before, and almost won - this was never a fight to see who could win. it was a fight to ensure that he would lose. he’s reminded of something important - that he can bleed, and he can die.

this island doesn't play fair, and he can't shoulder the weight of the world on his own. a single shield will never be enough to protect a whole village. and now he's lost the actual shield, the one thing he could use to protect them all.

the loss leaves him without protection, both feeling guilty failing as the guardian of the island, and unsatisfied, because how can he say he truly got a chance to beat the challenge? there is no satisfaction in this loss, no way to come to terms with his failure, because it wasn’t done on an even playing field.

it’s hardly a consolation, knowing his loss was unnatural, unfair, because it’s a loss he could not afford. not only did he lose the shield, but he learned that there are moves that are unfair and unnatural that he can’t fight against. how’s he meant to fight something that can influence his own coding, especially without the shield that gave him the chance to fight in the first place? how’s he meant to protect the island, when he can’t protect himself?

15-1, G fuckin G

[nugget-timez]

an infectious groove...

[bubblespalace]

Do you wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous people have any idea how happy you have made me? I love you all, genuinely so much. Thank you for being here and helping me grow. Please stay with me, I promise to keep going at my best. 💕

[hoyotunes]

okay with some exceptions* i believe we've completely caught up with the hoyo-mix discography!! let me rest

[pinacoladamatata]

ooooh I need to be a hater.....

youtube "I'm a True Origin Fan" gamerbros out here saying shit like "so they dropped solas as the main villain and dropped in 2 elven gods instead fml"

you fucking weak low effort bitch. The "2 blighted gods left could be elven" thing has been hinted at since 2009. Yeah it's been a breadcrumb trail, but some of us have been stalking this shit since the beginning. And given trespasser, this should not be surprising. If you had spent any time in the fandom reddit/forums/etc over the past 14 years, you would've seen these theories. The more recent trailers from 2020 onward had all but confirmed this as well.

"origins was turn based combat"

No. It was Real Time with Pause. (like your precious BG1 and 2, smeagol)

"DAI and DA4 aren't even made using the same engine as DAO and DA2"

Correct, the current year is 2024, they are using the frostbite engine. Are you still running Windows 7? Windows Me?

"Solas was set up as the main villain in Trespasser! We were supposed to kill him!"

Barring the obvious choice you're ignoring at the ACTUAL end of Trespasser; He literally tells the inquisitor flat out the other evanuris are still here, waiting, and are sadistic slavers who would destroy the world for power if ever freed. If you are having this much of a problem with a complicated antagonist becoming a (likely temporary) ally due to unforeseen circumstances, maybe go watch a shallow anime or something.

"DA didn't have bi/pan companion romances"

Yes it did. Leliana and Zevran in DAO. and Every companion in DA2. Iron Bull and Josephine in DAI.

there's more, like the whole grown men wishing for more SA content in DA games bit, but i'm getting really pissy the longer i write. If the only thing you like about Origins is the RTwP combat and you don't even care about the story/characters that much, you need to at some point realize you just don't like these games. Go play something else.

Meanwhile, I will be over here, being right and reveling in how much of the lore pieces I've obsessed over for 14 years are finally coming together.

[frostbeees]

cbj picture day 2023

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Mercedes nooooo

insta

[lucedilunax]

utah admin needs a raise, like right now

[concernedfriend]

I love discourse that's like "wow we really need to do better education on [basic shit], these utter fucking retards don't know how to [extreme niche and specific task that is only common in a small industry that most do not work in], which is really common sense and shows how zoomers are doomed"

I legitimately want to know what they think should be common knowledge to a general population that has literally no reason to perform that function ever

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

(After the Gang busts Swift Foot out of her father’s prison…)

Diomedes: Damn it to Tartarus, they’re gone! And they took the traitor with them!

Terri Belle: Father, they left a note!

Diomedes: Let me see… It just says ‘Dear Diomedes’ and it’s a picture of a butt.

Terri Belle: …. Can I see it?

Diomedes: SWIFT FOOT!! ELEMENTS!! NOW!!