#Adam hh

[kurinhimenezu]

90 Day Baby Daddy - Adam - HH

Author's Note: As promised, since my good buddy @sniigura posted her college au chapter xD I'll be dipping my hand in the Adam honeypot. This is just a teaser for chapter 1 since this will be a multichapter fic...soooo leave notes, kudos, comments anything! I love reading ya'lls reactions (especially to my angst)

No warnings as of yet -- Enjoy!

“So yeah, I just HAD to get rid of my old phone…lots of crazed fans wanting a piece of the dickmaster, constant calls and texts just cause I gave a little bit of attention, it’s kinda weird to be honest”

The audience laughed in the background just as the host is wrapping up the interview. “Well of course! A big rockstar like you? It’s no wonder some people seem entitled to your time and you were so nice to give your time to your fans isn't that right ladies?”

Some female fans started screaming, Adam giving them a wink and wave. “I just like giving back to the people you know?" He shrugged, almost noncommittal. "Some cuck losers think I'm too crude but it's not my fault the panties start to drop when I play" Said lady fans laughed, agreeing with him.

"Anyway, if it weren't for my adoring fans I wouldn’t be here today and speaking of! Come to my concert this Wednesday! Tickets are limited so be there or be a limpdicked loser!”

The host smiled, nodded his head laughing at Adam's crude language, almost used to it already, “Well you heard it here folks! Listen to Adam and his band perform live at Halo Plaza tickets are avai—”

“That fucker!”

(Y/n) turned off the tv in frustration, cellphone in hand with the dial tone still annoyingly ringing in her ears.  

The bastard cut his line off!

She groaned, tossing the phone and dropping heavily on the couch, burying her face in her hands.

This cannot be happening, it was a mistake, just one innocent mistake, how could she let this happen??

(Y/n) glared at the three positive pregnancy sticks lying innocently on the coffee table, as if it was their fault she went ahead and got drunk to the ONLY concert she agreed to get dragged to.  

The number she got from him  doesn’t even exist anymore!

This is what she gets…this is punishment from the divine she just knows it…who gets blackout drunk and wakes up in a stranger’s bed??

She couldn’t even remember how she got there..

(Y/n) sighs, placing a hand on her still flat stomach. There’s nothing she could do now…besides who would believe that Adam from The Exorcists fucked her into motherhood??

Fuck!

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it! Keep the Adam love coming

[vinnellamadz]

Random Adam Headcanons

Some of these are dating headcanons some of them are just stupid LMAO, my bff helped me with these

once you and Adam get together you start to wonder how in the world he was still alive.

Adams the type of guy to not be able to use a washing machine by himself,

'Is this enough detergent babe?' It's half the entire bottle like save him from himself

If you’re a vegetarian he definitely mixes it up with vegan,

“What the fuck babe, you know you’re a vegetable! You can’t eat cheese!”

Adam can’t handle spice, he calls ketchup spicy.

Adam has a phone he just never uses it unless it’s to look at stupid memes (YouTube shorts) otherwise he doesn’t know how to use one.

Every time he finds something funny (which is almost all the time) he shoves his phone in your face hoping you’d find it funny too.

Adams the type of guy who has to use a calculator to find out what 10 times 0 is.

He’d probably eat food that supposed to be eaten with a fork with his hands,

Like spaghetti

Sometimes he’ll seem desperate to ask you something, acting as though it was urgent before asking you “what’s for dinner”

Honestly I can see him whipping out the theatrics to ask that, 🙄 full on spotlight and on his knees.

He has night terrors but we’re not going to talk about that.

He goes INSANE when another man approaches you, but this barely happens because Adam is glued to you almost 24/7.

During movie nights he either talks throughout the entire movie or falls asleep 10 minutes in there’s no other alternative.

Unless it’s frozen his eyes are glued to the tv.

@lunasong84 helped me with most of these,I could not have done this without her🥺

[liquefiedsmokes]

He's not here. He's gone...

[rowiewritesstuff]

Yandere Adam X Seer/Psychic Reader

I will more than likely edit this bc I'm supppper tired rn while writing this. Also oops super long

MIGHT Make a Demon or Angel version bc uhhh yes?

Thisss will obvs have a little misogyny in it. It’s Adam. Also this has SPOILERS so don’t read if you haven’t finished the show pookies QwQ

This also has some semi-offensive words so as always, if you can't handle it don't read it.

Yandere Adam X Seer/Psychic GN Reader

You were a friend of Charlie and Vaggie’s. You don’t know how exactly you got to hell as a human, but the two women were more than happy to take you in. They protected you from a lot. You’re incredibly sweet, friendly, and shy so you were an easy target for the residents of hell. 

When Charlie and Vaggie decided to go to heaven to make an appeal to the court you went along. You thought maybe the Seraphim could help you out and get you home to your universe. 

For your privacy, you wore a hood to hide your humanity. Everyone believed you were a demon.

When Emily was showing the three of you around Heaven you accidentally bumped into Adam. The others didn’t notice you left behind. You saw a flash of visions- Exterminators were destroying sinners left and right, and Adam was above them all, laughing. Then you saw something else- Adam’s death. He was beaten by Lucifer and then finished off by Nifty, a small resident of the Hazbin Hotel. 

You fell to your knees to take a breath after seeing such a vivid vision. You didn’t notice Lute’s confused face or Adam’s confused anger. Adam couldn’t comprehend what he saw for a moment, but the pieces slowly clicked- he was dying. What was this? Was this a stupid demon trick to throw him off of his plans?

Adam grabbed you by your arm, bringing you right next to his face. “The fuck was that?”

You were frozen- what did he mean?

“I’m fucking talking to you, bitch!” Adam snarled. He threw you against the wall, and Lute was horrified at the stares they were getting. She quickly whispered something you couldn’t hear to Adam. Adam looked around and growled in irritation before looking at you. “I’m not finished with you.” Adam and Lute then flew off.

“There you are!” Charlie grabbed your arm. “Isn’t this place just great?” She paused as she saw the tears in your eyes. You hadn’t even realized you started crying. “What’s wrong?”

“N…nothing, Charlie. I’m okay.” You smiled. “Just overwhelmed by Heaven.” You weren’t sure why you had lied. You were normally so honest all the time.

Hours passed and you were in your temporary room the Angels gave you. It was down the hall from where Charlie and Vaggie were staying. 

You were reading when you heard someone barge in. You whipped around to see Adam with a cool glare on his face. Lute was standing behind him. She clearly didn’t understand what was happening, but she was loyal to Adam. Whatever he did, she’d support it.

“What do you want?” Your words trembled as you spoke them. You stood from the bed quickly. 

Adam stalked over to you and got so close to you that his breath hit your face. “I want to know what the fuck you did to me.” 

“I…what are you talking about?”

Adam punched the wall next to your head. A hole was left in the wall. “Don’t fuck with me! I could kill your pathetic demon ass!” He was getting more angry and it showed. He hated that he couldn’t see your face under your hood. 

“I told you, I don’t know!” A small sniffle came from you. Adam growled and ripped your hood down. He and Lute were shocked. A human? In Heaven?

“The fuck? What kind of bullshit are you pulling?” He pulled on your cheeks to see if it was a disguise. Eventually, after about thirty seconds of pinching and pulling on your skin he realized you WERE a human. Adam was conflicted- he hated sinners, yes, but not necessarily humans. “Why the fuck were you in hell in the first place?”

“I-I don’t know.” You fought the tears building. “I..there was a portal thing. It sucked me in and I landed in Charlie’s hotel.” 

Adam frowned. He, in his long time being an Angel, had never heard of something like this happening. “Look, just tell me what you did to me.” Adam insisted.

“I…I really don’t understand what you mean.” 

“When you bumped into me earlier - fuck you by the way- I saw myself. I was… dying. To a fucking demon.” 

You paused. He couldn’t have seen it…could he? Maybe it was because he was an Angel… you didn’t understand. “I think… you saw my vision.”

“Your what?” Lute chimed in, irritated she didn’t understand anything. 

Charlie told you to keep it a secret���but they were angels. You could trust them, right? They couldn’t be bad. So you naively explained everything- when you touch someone or something, you can (not always) get visions of important things that happened with it. While you explained Adam had to hide his shit eating grin threatening to grow on his face. 

You were perfect- you could help him destroy those demon bastards permanently. Now…he just had to find a way to keep you here.

Adam pretended to be your friend. He told you about how nice it is in Heaven. It was much safer up here than in Hell. “You’d fit right in, doll- you’re super cute.” He teased you. You had no clue that he was manipulating you. You normally didn’t get compliments like that so it made your cheeks flush a deep color. 

Later on during the trial Adam had one of his Exterminators keep you busy. That didn’t work forever though, and eventually you got to the court. Adam and Lute were saying cruel things about Angel Dust, Charlie, and Vaggie. You watched, unsure of what to do. Adam hadn’t noticed you when he pushed your friends back into hell. You ran to the portal to join them when Lute stopped you. Her Exterminator mask had a cruel grin on it. 

“What is the meaning of this, Adam?” Sera asked. She was more curious than angry. 

“This one here… is a human.” Adam ripped off your hood. A collective of shocked gasps rang out through the room. Everyone wondered how you got to heaven. “They came up from Hell with those demon bitches. We can’t just let her go back to hell- she doesn’t belong there.” Adam grinned viciously. 

“What? You can’t decide that for me!” You try to get out of Lute’s hold. Emily went to defend you but Sera interjected first. 

“We cannot make them stay here if they want to go, Adam.” The other Angels in the chamber muttered in various degrees of opinions.

“They’ll get fucking stabbed down there or some shit. Humans don’t belong in hell, and this human is probably so confused for the mix up it’ll go batshit if we don’t help them out. It’s the right thing to do.” Adam grinned. You could almost see the slime coming from his words. 

“Look, just send me back to my friends!” You struggled frantically. You did seem confused and upset to the other Angels, so they were inclined to agree with Adam. 

After Adam so graciously offered to look after you, Sera hesitantly agreed. After all, Adam was the first human- he would know what one needs. 

You were locked away in Adam’s penthouse, constantly guarded by at least one Exterminator. 

Adam forced you to give him information in exchange for your friend’s lives. If you disobeyed, well, he could send an Exterminator early to kill one of your little hotel friends.

“Now,  be a good little human and tell me all about this Carmilla whore. Otherwise, I’m thinking that crackwhore would be a good first kill this year.”

You gave him everything he wanted to know, having no clue that the hotel and all of your friends were already long dead. You’d helped Adam evade death, and he wouldn’t waste it.

[raginggrenade]

You’d never guess which of them I prefer drawing (this is rlly half assed I’m sorry)

[voiarc-draws]

that’s what we call them’s natural predator

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Charlie: You have no idea what I'm capable of. Adam: I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

[temporaltourguide]

thats it for the first episode, for adam anyway ill do the rest of his episodes later maybe... use with credit.

[part 1]

[dafirstman69]

*Drops these low-quality shitposts here and runs away*

[blackdragon-selfships]

This was something I started a while ago, and it was specifically made for this Adam x Reader story by @starbright349. I loved the concept so much, of Reader being a Seraph and her role in Heaven being the caretaker of the souls of children that end up there. Plus the romantic background with Adam was super cute. lol

The story itself, though, is mainly the courtroom scene from the show. Turns out Reader didn’t know what her husband did on that one day a year he was gone. When she found out, she felt the same way about it that Emily did. It has a part two as well that briefly shows what her workplace and job look like, but mostly focus on the aftermath of the courtroom scene…and more, but I won’t spoil it.

So I made a version of Meg (my s/i) as that Seraph character. For my work, her official title is she is the Seraph of Patience, a virtue that helps a lot in a job like hers. These were my first drawings of her, and I was going to leave it at this…

But a couple friends of mine talked about this AU and I drew more for it…so my next posts are also related to this AU. Because I have come to really like this design.

[goated33]

Cult of the lamb au where Lucifer is chained and the overlords (who answer to the other bishops) take over his cult. Charlie borrows her father’s powers in order to save their former people- and eventually, Lucifer himself.

[moonbloom226]

Okay sooo using a screenshot of the show, a height referencing website and Charlie's height of around 6'5 from what I could search up,

Charlie reaches up to just under Adams shoulders.

Referencing this in a website I can determine adam is probably around 7'10 or 7'11.

Maybe he could be around 8ft, though, as he doesn't have straight posture and his neck is long as fuck-

[hellaversity]

People latch onto the ending of Murder Family to call Blitzø a rapist for saying he'd "fuck" Moxxie and Millie if they screw up again even though it was vague enough for him to not even be talking about raping them. He could've meant firing them or even kicking their asses for all we know. And notice how Blitzø never actually does any of those things, even when Moxxie does screw up the job horribly in Unhappy Campers. If the fandom can easily understand that Lucifer saying "I'm gonna fuck you" to Adam in Hazbin Hotel didn't really mean what it sounded like, (and therefore doesn't make Lucifer an actual rapist) why can't they do the same with Blitzø?

[princes-and-problems-au]

Adam and Azrael’s relationship in a nutshell:

Azrael does know about the exterminations, since it’s kinda hard to hide thousands of souls dying from the literal incarnation of Death, and they utterly despise the idea of it. They believe full heartedly in the idea that anyone can change, for better or for worse. (Example: Adam, he wasn’t always like this.)

Adam on the other hand is…. Adam, head exterminator. Couple in the internalized homophobia and you get wonderful interactions such as the one depicted above! Truly, the wonders of miscommunication. No seriously, half of heaven’s problems could be solved if everyone was forced into a room to talk it out, but that’s a rant I’m saving for a later date!

[vexinghearts]

Found this the other day on TikTok 💀

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

Adam