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firefly-creepy · 10 months
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“Flowers in a Glass Vase” by Adam Lister
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guy60660 · 1 year
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Adam Lister | Inspiration Grid
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catboylister · 6 months
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@ osemanverse artists can one of you PLEASE draw lister bird in one of shorter wongs silly shirts. i propose these two since their my favourites i cant pick between hes so fucking silly like omg.
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Little Nicky (2000)
This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.
Little Nicky has several scenes that use brief strobe lights in the background. These scenes all take place in Hell, where a considerable amount of runtime is spent, and the strobes are moderate to strong, and unpredictable. This happens throughout the climactic sequence as well. A press conference scene has cameras flashing from all directions, and a movie clip from Scarface shows a close-up of machine gun fire.
Two shots involve the camera rolling sideways, which may be disorienting. A few brief scenes take place at extreme heights.
Flashing Lights: 8/10. Motion Sickness: 2/10.
TRIGGER WARNING: There are several instances of demonic possession, but they are used for comedic effect. A child vomits on-screen just after walking out of an establishment with two other children. In a later scene where two demons leave the bodies they are possessing, the second one happens with a vomit-type effect.
Image ID: A promotional poster for Little Nicky
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rugessnome · 2 years
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... you know, I think both Lee's Dracula and Bela Lugosi's Dracula are attractive enough in the brief clips I've seen but as a kid I imprinted on Al Lewis's Grandpa Munster, not as someone hugely attractive, but as someone funny.
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chocobijou · 2 years
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David O Russell is an angry, violent, abuser and all the celebrities who jumped on the chance to be in Amsterdam should be ashamed. A flop well deserved.
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washeduphazbin · 6 months
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Omg, okay— my brain is spiralling. Adam, a washed up punk who plays in a small shitty local band, meets a successful elegant reader. She’s out of his league, that much is obvious.
Adam, desperate for cash to pay for his crappy studio apartment, finds a babysitting ad. The lister is a single mom who needs someone to look after her kid after school. The kid’s six, needs to be picked up after school at 3:45, and mom normally gets home at 10:00. Fuck, seems simple enough.
He calls the number, and sets up a meeting, and damn, he decides he NEEDS this job because this woman is a MILF. (Mom bod included. Adam’s a sucker for curves.)
Adam, by some miracle lands the job, but he’s shit at it. He’s never really liked crotch goblins, they’re sticky and annoying. He just has to make sure the kid doesn’t die, he doesn’t need to treat this rich kid like royalty. He’s picking the kid up in his shitty van, Dewy Finn style, the kid doesn’t need a limo.
“Can you read me a bedtime story?”
“Go read it yourself.” Says Adam, taking advantage of the big screen in the home theatre, his voice muffled with food.
“If you don’t read me a story, I’m telling my mom. Mom says if you’re mean to me I should tell her.” The kid is actually threatening him, and she looks confident that she can get him fired. She probably can.
Adam stares the kid down. He wants to win this battle, but if he’s gonna fuck that MILF, he’s gotta make sacrifices. “Fucking— Jesus, what do you wanna read?”
The kid looks satisfied, a smug smile on her face “Through the looking glass.” A fucking chapter book?! God, rich kids are annoying.
Adam slowly rises to his feet, grunting, unhappy that he has to give up his comfort. “One chapter, brat. Then lights out.”
Suffice to say, he may slowly begin to care for the kid and the weeks roll on. Not that he’d admit that.
(Job ideas include a fashion designer, or CEO of an ambiguous company that I have no ideas for. I’m up for other ideas for jobs.)
Let me write this full blown fan fiction with you PLEASE
I would write and read the shit out of this, because milf reader would laugh at Adam’s stupid jokes, and absolutely fight the dead beat bio dad to the kid.
And at first he only wants a lay and then he’s falling in love with her and tripping over his words and suddenly finds himself in love with reader and her daughter. SCREAMING
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eternal-love · 7 months
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Austin and Me
“Wife to the ‘king’. Icon to the world. Destined for more.”
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Summary: At 18 years old, she fell in love with Austin, at 20 years old, she became his wife, by 22, she was his doll. In which Cynthia’s life changed drastically after falling head over heels with a man that promised her the moon and the stars. She takes us down the memory lane of what could’ve been— the perfect marriage.
Inspired by the book: Elvis and Me by Priscilla Presley.
I do not condemn any of the portrayals I decide to do about certain people, it’s just fanfiction. And it would be divided in parts.
English isn’t my first language so I’m trying my best!
All my life I’ve been going back and forth between México and L.A, it’s been my two homes since I can remember. I was born to a new formed family, my mother met my dad when she already had a baby which was my sister, and since then my parents had two more kids.
I’ve always dreamt of being an actress, ever since my father forced me to watch ‘Viva Las Vegas!’ and ‘King Creole’ with him. For two years, my innocent little me actually believed Elvis was still alive and somehow young, so my dream was to act besides him. I cried hours when my older sister told me Elvis had died decades ago.
My parents always told me that acting was a waste of time and that I wouldn’t make it, not because I wasn’t talented but because out there, there were people that were the same or even more talented than me.
But somehow, I was making it, I had my debut when I was 14 years old and since then I was constantly booked— I adored doing any sort of horror movies, I was a scream queen if you know what I mean.
Once I turned 18 years old, my career was stable, I wasn’t no A-Lister but people at least recognized me, that’s when I was invited to a party, which obviously— my parents didn’t want me to go, they were very strict when it came to permissions, specially when those permissions involved other actors.
“You want us to let you go to a party with other actors?” My mom asked rhetorically as we were setting the table for dinner.
“Absolutely not.” My father interrupted firmly, he was quite strict.
“It’s the weekend, why can’t I go? I’ll be with Elle and her sister.” Hollywood was separated from my family life, my parents didn’t like hearing about actors or nothing, just me and my movies.
“Who are those people, we don’t know them. So no.” My mother was harsh whenever she wanted to, and I get now their distress of being adamant to not let me go to that party, I wish I had listened to them.
I was a girl that was sheltered all her life, so with a sigh and pout I walked to my room, mumbling some cuss words as I knew it would be difficult to convince them.
Surprisingly, Elle and Dakota convinced them, Dakota was older, she had been an adult for quite some time and she knew how Hollywood worked. Freaking out I waited for the day and picked up something from my closet, which now seemed to be all wrong in the eyes of an excited me.
Vintage clothing, go-go boots, Mary Jane heels. I chose something I could work with. I chose a 60s baby blue dress, it only reached mid my thighs so I knew it was good, I grabbed some blue heels too and for my hair I went all out as always, I liked the 60s, my fashion icons were women from that era so I teased my hair to the high heavens, creating a bouffant, my makeup was also heavy around the eyes, black eyeliner and two pairs of falsies, I liked it. I smiled once I saw myself in the mirror, this was me.
The party was surprisingly chill, nothing like the parties I heard about so I was comfortable but I stuck out like a sore thumb, I started to regret going all in on my own style until I saw him. Long blond hair, tall, blue eyes, perfect nose and he was wearing black pants and a white tee. I recognized him immediately, not only was he Hudgens’ ex but he was also the guy that was on one of my favorite movies: Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure.
We stared at each other for some long minutes, until he finally got closer to me.
“Hey— I know ya. You’re the girl from that movie about the psychotic grandparents.” He said playfully, he pushed his hair back.
“I am. Cynthia.” I extended my hand shyly and he accepted it, shaking it and squeezing it a little bit. I was not a fan of the long hair but he looked handsome enough.
Austin knew my age but there’s no problem on asking, once he knew I was legal enough, he hit it off right away. Austin couldn’t help but eye my whole look which made me think he was judging me.
“I like your dress.” Austin laughed. Feeling embarrassed, I snapped at him.
“I don’t even even know why I decided to wear this stupid dress and stupid hair today!” I snapped harshly, which only made him laugh.
“Little girl has some spunk.” He joked which made me feel even more embarrassed after snapping at him.
“Thanks.” I rolled my eyes playfully. He was 7 years older, for some reason he acted as if he was 20 years my senior.
Since that night, we both started seeing each other. He was my first real boyfriend— I think he liked that, he liked the idea of teaching me what love was, he felt that responsibility.
My parents weren’t at all okay with my relationship, for some reason they said that no relationship with an actor could ever turn right. Once again I wish I had listened to them. He trusted me enough to talk about his late mom with me, when we were in his room after an hour of being intimate or whatever we were doing.
“I wish my mom could’ve met you. She would’ve really liked you.” Austin whispered to me in full confidence, he felt like I was the kind of gal his mother always wanted for him, not someone like Vanessa.
“I wish I could’ve met her too.” I whispered back to him softly, I hated seeing him with tears in his eyes while he talked about his mom because I didn’t know how to comfort him.
“She was my whole world… my mama.” Austin rubbed his eyes and sniffed some tears, I tried cuddling closer to him.
Take my advice here: never date a mama’s boy.
“Why you? Why can’t he go back to dating women older than him? You’re only 18.” My mom nagged me, sometimes I felt bad because not only did she have to worry about me but also for my younger sibling, who were barely even teenagers.
“He’s not like you imagine, mami.” I tried excuses for my relationship, they didn’t even know him that well to judge him.
“Oh really? He’s just another damn white actor. Tu crees que tu papá va a dejar que te cases con alguien cómo Austin? (Do you think your father will allow you to marry someone like Austin?)”
I stayed silent, marriage had not been discussed by Austin and I, we were still in the honeymoon phase of the relationship. I was happy— we were happy. Out first Valentine Day’s was amazing and it made things finally official to everyone. Austin gave me this beautiful locket with his picture inside, great gift.
I think he also liked that things were pretty much private between us, I barely posted him on my Instagram since he barely posted me on his, he liked that I wasn’t loud, bitching and moaning about our relationship.
“Should I marry her?” Austin asked his older sister, Ashley, who was engaged herself.
“I don’t know, Aus. She’s not your type.” Ashley never really liked me, she was weirdly a Trump supporter and well— it’s not like Trump was the most inclusive person.
“She’s exactly my type, she’s not bossy or loud. She’s a brunette— well I would rather her being more natural and drop the jet black hair. But she’s exactly what I want.” Austin said.
“You do whatever you want, just remember that marriage ties you down. Don’t let her cut your wings.”
I was 19 years old— marriage was the last thing on my mind. I was happy with my career and surely acting in more stuff gave me more fame and people started to recognize me more. But every action has its consequences and not wrapping it before tapping it caught up to us.
Have you guys heard of shotgun weddings? Well us was in some way. But the wedding should be another part of this.
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So, this is the beginning. Austin will be kind of an asshole just cause his behavior is kinda inspired by Elvis.
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invisibleicewands · 7 months
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Michael Sheen: Prince Andrew, Port Talbot and why I quit Hollywood
When Michael Sheen had an idea for a dystopian TV series based in his home town of Port Talbot, in which riots erupt when the steel works close, he had no idea said works would actually close — a month before the show came to air. “Devastating,” he says, simply, of last month’s decision by Tata Steel to shut the plant’s two blast furnaces and put 2,800 jobs at risk.
“Those furnaces are part of our psyche,” he says. “When the Queen died we talked about how psychologically massive it was for the country because people couldn’t imagine life without her. The steel works are like that for Port Talbot.”
Sheen’s show — The Way — was never meant to be this serious. The BBC1 three-parter is directed by Sheen, was written by James Graham and has the montage king Adam Curtis on board as an executive producer. The plot revolves around a family who, when the steel works are closed by foreign investors, galvanise the town into a revolt that leads to the Welsh border being shut. Polemical, yes, but it has a lightness of touch. “A mix of sitcom and war film,” Sheen says, beaming.
But that was then. Now it has become the most febrile TV show since, well, Mr Bates vs the Post Office. “We wanted to get this out quickly,” Sheen says. With heavy surveillance, police clamping down on protesters and nods to Westminster abandoning parts of the country, the series could be thought of as a tad political. “The concern was if it was too close to an election the BBC would get nervous.”
I meet Sheen in London, where he is ensconced in the National Theatre rehearsing for his forthcoming starring role in Nye, a “fantasia” play based on the life of the NHS founder, Labour’s Aneurin “Nye” Bevan. He is dressed down, with stubble and messy hair, and is a terrific raconteur, with a lot to discuss. As well as The Way and Nye, this year the actor will also transform himself into Prince Andrew for a BBC adaptation of the Emily Maitlis Newsnight interview.
Sheen has played a rum bunch, from David Frost to Tony Blair and Chris Tarrant. And we will get to Bevan and Andrew, but first Wales, where Sheen, 55, was born in 1969 and, after a stint in Los Angeles, returned to a few years ago. He has settled outside Port Talbot with his partner, Anna Lundberg, a 30-year-old actress, and their two children. Sheen’s parents still live in the area, so the move was partly for family, but mostly to be a figurehead. The actor has been investing in local arts, charities and more, putting his money where his mouth is to such an extent that there is a mural of his face up on Forge Road.
“It’s home,” Sheen says, shrugging, when I ask why he abandoned his A-list life for southwest Wales. “I feel a deep connection to it.” The seed was sown in 2011 when he played Jesus in Port Talbot in an epic three-day staging of the Passion, starring many locals who were struggling with job cuts and the rising cost of living in their town. “Once you become aware of difficulties in the area you come from you don’t have to do anything,” he says, with a wry smile. “You can live somewhere else, visit family at Christmas and turn a blind eye to injustice. It doesn’t make you a bad person, but I’d seen something I couldn’t unsee. I had to apply myself, and I might not have the impact I’d like, but the one thing that I can say is that I’m doing stuff. I know I am — I’m paying for it!”
The Way is his latest idea to boost the area. The show, which was shot in Port Talbot last year, employed residents in front of and behind the camera. The extras in a scene in which fictional steel workers discuss possible strike action came from the works themselves. How strange they will feel watching it now. The director shakes his head. “It felt very present and crackling.”
One line in the show feels especially crucial: “The British don’t revolt, they grumble.” How revolutionary does Sheen think Britain is? “It happens in flare-ups,” he reasons. “You could say Brexit was a form of it and there is something in us that is frustrated and wants to vent. But these flare-ups get cracked down, so the idea of properly organised revolution is hard to imagine. Yet the more anger there is, the more fear about the cost of living crisis. Well, something’s got to give.”
I mention the Brecon Beacons. “Ah, yes, Bannau Brycheiniog,” Sheen says with a flourish. Last year he spearheaded the celebration of the renaming of the national park to Welsh, which led some to ponder whether Sheen might go further in the name of Welsh nationalism. Owen Williams, a member of the independence campaigners YesCymru, described him to me as “Nye Bevan via Che Guevara” and added that the actor might one day be head of state in an independent Wales.
Sheen bursts out laughing. “Right!” he booms. “Well, for a long time [the head of state] was either me or Huw Edwards, so I suppose that’s changed.” He laughs again. “Gosh. I don’t know what to say.” Has he, though, become a sort of icon for an independent Wales? “I’ve never actually spoken about independence,” he says. “The only thing I’ve said is that it’s worth a conversation. Talking about independence is a catalyst for other issues that need to be talked about. Shutting that conversation down is of no value at all. People say Wales couldn’t survive economically. Well, why not? And is that good? Is that a good reason to stay in the union?”
On a roll, he talks about how you can’t travel from north to south Wales by train without going into England because the rail network was set up to move stuff out of Wales, not round it. He mentions the collapse of local journalism and funding cuts to National Theatre Wales, and says these are the conversations he wants to have — but where in Wales are they taking place?
So, for Sheen, the discussion is about thinking of Wales as independent in identity, not necessarily as an independent state? “As a living entity,” he says, is how he wants people to think about his country. “It’s much more, for me, about exploring what that cultural identity of now is, rather than it being all about the past,” he says. “We had a great rugby team in the 1970s, but it’s not the 1970s anymore and, yes, male-voice choirs make us cry, but there are few left. Mines aren’t there either. All the things that are part of the cultural identity of Wales are to do with the past and, for me, it’s much more about exploring what is alive about Welsh identity now.”
You could easily forget that Sheen is an actor. He calls himself a “not for profit” thesp, meaning he funds social projects, from addiction to disability sports. “I juggle things more,” he says. “Also I have young kids again and I don’t want to be away much.”
Sheen has an empathetic face, a knack of making the difficult feel personable. And there are two big roles incoming — a relief to fans.
Which leads us to Prince Andrew. “Of course it does.” This year he plays the troubled duke in A Very Royal Scandal — a retelling of the Emily Maitlis fiasco with Ruth Wilson as the interviewer. Does the show go to Pizza Express in Woking? “No,” Sheen says, grinning. Why play the prince? He thinks about this a lot. “Inevitably you bring humanity to a character — that’s certainly what I try to do.” He pauses. “I don’t want people to say, ‘It was Sheen who got everybody behind Andrew again.’ But I also don’t want to do a hatchet job.”
So what is he trying to do? “Well, it is a story about privilege really,” he says. “And how easy it is for privilege to exploit. We’ve found a way of keeping the ambiguity, because, legally, you can’t show stuff that you cannot prove, but whether guilty or not, his privilege is a major factor in whatever exploitation was going on. Beyond the specifics of Andrew and Epstein, no matter who you are, privilege has the potential to exploit someone. For Andrew, it’s: ‘This girl is being brought to me and I don’t really care where she comes from, or how old she is, this is just what happens for people like me.’”
It must have been odd having the prince and Bevan — the worst and best of our ruling classes — in his head at the same time. What, if anything, links the men? “What is power and what can you do with it?” Sheen muses, which seems to speak to his position in Port Talbot too. Nye at the National portrays the Welsh politician on his deathbed, in an NHS hospital, moving through his memories while doped up on meds. Sheen wants the audience to think: “Is there a Bevan in politics now and, if not, why not?”
Which takes us back to The Way. At the start one rioter yells about wanting to “change everything” — he means politically, sociologically. However, assuming that changing everything is not possible, what is the one thing Sheen would change? “Something practical? Not ‘I want world peace’. I would create a people’s chamber as another branch of government — like the Lords, there’d be a House of People, representing their community. Our political system has become restrictive and nonrepresentational, so something to open that up would be good.”
The actor is a thousand miles from his old Hollywood life. “It’d take a lot for me to work in America again — my life is elsewhere.” It is in Port Talbot instead. “The last man on the battlefield” is how one MP describes the steel works in The Way, and Sheen is unsure what happens when that last man goes. “Some people say it’s to do with net zero aims,” he says about the closure. “Others blame Brexit. But, ultimately, the people of Port Talbot have been let down — and there is no easy answer about what comes next.”
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we know that holograms take up a MASSIVE portion of reddwarfs energy, a whole city's worth of energy in fact. we know that The Cat has never been fond of rimmer right from the get go. that he's disgusted by this holographic simulation of some dead guy. I propose that part of the reason for this is because rimmer to him is and has always been a flashing, lagging, uncanny valley mess.
sure he can't see in the dark, but his senses are better than humans, he can smell things lister can't. he can see the projector floating around inside rimmer. what's worse is the hologram is programed to be a self serving whiney bitch (we love him as a character of course but in person, how he treats others including cat is oof) later with hard light he can probably see everything that Rimmer picks up as slightly vibrating. this flickering is only worsened when rimmer goes into energy saving mode. the only solace he gets from this anthropomorphic uncanny, seizure risk manifested is that everyone else seems to finally see it and understand a little better when rimmer is in low battery mode. that is why he gets so adamant about calling rimmer out on not being real, rimmer to him is a literal headache inducing eyesore and a rude patronizing one at that. yet lister insists on sharing a bunk with rimmer and acts like nothing's wrong, that would feel infuriating- from his perspective maybe even like gaslighting even though he knows everyone is being honest.
to put it another way, imagine two guys are puppeting a dead guy. weekend at Bernie's style. you know he's dead, you know it's just an act but everyone else is fooled, no one can see what you see, infuriatin, right? now imagine the two guys are seemingly invisible to everyone but you, this dead man is also a strobe light and this act is emotionally abusive to your only bleeding non mechanical friend after your family abandoned you for not being cool enough and the other half died and this flickering automated corps is a dick to you because of these invisible guys who could choose to not be a dick.
i genuinely don't think Cat was in the wrong for feeling this way, maybe he was a dick but it's understandable. id be grumpy too.
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libraryfag · 3 months
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all that I'm saying is that if iwbft was a 2000s Broadway musical, Lister would be played by Adam Pascal
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balkanradfem · 2 years
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Favourite Fictional Women poll: FINAL LIST nominations + RULES (nominations closed)
Books:
Elphaba (Wicked)
Hermione (Harry Potter)
Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
Luna (Harry Potter)
Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)
Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)
Bella Swan (Twilight)
Lucy (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Susan (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
Jo (Little Women)
Alanna (The Song of the Lioness)
Ichigo (Kamikaze Girls)
Momoko (Kamikaze Girls)
Phryne Fisher (Phryne Fisher Detective Novels)
Clarice Starling (Silence of the Lambs)
Robin Ellacott (Cormoran Strike)
Baru Cormorant (The Masquerade Series)
Gideon (The Locked Tomb)
Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)
Tattersail (Malazan Book of the Fallen)
Lyra (His Dark Materials)
Lisbeth Salander (The Millenium Trilogy)
Daja Kisubo (Circle of Magic)
Éowyn (Lord of the Rings)
Honor Harrington (Honor Harrington)
Zahrah (Zahrah the Windseeker)
Clair (Outlander)
Margo (The Magicians)
Camille Preaker (Sharp Objects)
Brienne of Tarth (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Cersei (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Daenerys Targaryen (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Arya (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Sansa ( A Song of Ice and Fire)
Rhaenyra Targaryen (Fire and Blood)
Eileen Dunlop (Eileen)
Romy Silvers (The Loneliest Girl in the Universe)
Lúthien (Sillmarilion)
Lady Sotofa (Echo series)
Esme Weatherwax (Discworld)
Angua von Überwald (Discworld)
Susan Sto Helit (Discworld)
Tiffany Aching (Discworld)
Nina Hill (The Bookish Life of Nina Hill)
Keladry (Protector of the Small series)
Shay (Uglies)
Cassie (Animorphs)
The Groke (the Moomins)
Tooticky (the Moomins)
Maximum Ride (Maximum Ride)
Auri (Kingkiller Chronicles)
Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)
Emily Starr (Emily of New Moon)
Penelope (Circe by Madeline Miller)
Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy)
Katsa (Graceling)
Yennefer of Vengerberg (Witchier)
Dr. Scarlet Clarke (They Never Learn)
Inej Ghafa (Six of Crows)
Ronja (Ronja)
Violet (Asoue)
Medea (Greek Mythology)
Medusa (Greek Mythology)
Jude (Folk of the Air)
Agatha (Girl Genius)
Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
Carrie (Carrie)
Movies
Miss Honey (Matilda)
Matilda (Matilda)
Barbie (Barbie's universe)
Ellen Louise Ripley (Alien)
Evelyn O'Connell (The Mummy)
Peggy Carter (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Sarah Conner (Terminator)
Cruella de Vil (Cruella)
Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)
Dr. Ellie Sattler (Jurrasic Park)
Harley Quinn (DC universe)
Amy Dunne (Gone Girl)
Jennifer (Jennifer's Body)
Maude Lebowski (Big Lebowski)
Eurodia Holmes (Enola)
Amy Adam (Arrival)
Ginger Fitzgerald (Ginger Snaps)
Mary Mason (American Mary)
Elsa (Frozen)
Mulan (Mulan 1998)
Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill)
O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill)
Trinity (Matrix)
Sidney Prescott (Scream movies)
Dani Ardor (Midsommar)
M3gan (M3gan)
Aila (Rhymes for Young Ghouls)
Princess Kida (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)
Mother Aughra (Dark crystal)
Elizabeth Swan (Pirates of the Carribean)
Marla Grayson (I care a lot)
Heloise (Portrait of a Lady on Fire)
Diana (Wonder Woman)
San (Princess Mononoke)
Zeniba (Spirited Away)
Chihiro (Spirited Away)
Wlle Woods (Legally Blonde)
Rey (Star Wars)
Princess Leia (Star Wars)
Haley Graham (Stick it)
Cruella (101 Dalmatian)
Kiki (Kiki's Delivery Service)
TV Shows
Xena (Xena the Warrior Princess)
Gabrielle (Xena the Warrior Princess)
Callisto (Xena the Warrior Princess)
Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Sabrina (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)
Morgana Pendragon (Merlin)
Catharine Cawood (Happy Valley)
Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
Martha Jones (Doctor Who)
Female Doctor Who (Doctor Who)
Kaya (Supernatural)
Charlie Bradbury (Supernatural)
Claire (Supernatural)
Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)
Anna Clare (Being Human)
Poussey Washington (Orange is the New Black)
Sister Michael (Derry Girls)
Orla (Derry Girls)
Hayley (Hard Candy)
Vilanelle (Killing Eve)
Eve (Killing Eve)
Anne Lister (Gentleman Jack)
Ann Walker (Gentleman Jack)
Kim (Kim Possible)
Daria Morgendorffer (Daria)
Temperance Brennan (Bones)
Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul)
Katara (Avatar The Last Airbender)
Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)
Toph (Avatar The Last Airbender)
Krosh (Kid Cosmic)
Guinan (Star Trek New Generations)
Bo-Katan Kryze (Star Wars)
Dong Eun (The Glory)
Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation)
April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation)
Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn 99)
Dana Scully (X Files)
Kathryn Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager)
Calamity Jane (Deadwood)
Flea (Fleabag)
Michonne (The Walking Dead)
Trixie (Call the Midwife)
Sister Monica Joan (Call the Midwife)
Regina Mills (Once Upon a Time)
Emma Swan (Once Upon a Time)
Ruby Lucas (Once Upon a Time)
Mulan (Once Upon a Time)
Samatha/Sam Carter (Stargate SG-1)
Kira Nerys (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
Jadzia Dax(Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
Eleanor (The Good Place)
Annalise Keating (How to Get Away with Murder)
Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale)
Miranda Bailey (Grey’s Anatomy)
Lizzie McGuire (Lizzie McGuire)
Catherine the Great (The Great)
Dolores Abernathy (Westworld)
Maeve Millay (Westworld)
Lorelai (Gilmore Girls)
Paris (Gilmore Girls)
Morticia Addams (Addams Family)
Elisa Maza (Gargoyles)
Vera Bennett (Wentworth (2013)
Joan Ferguson (Wentworth (2013)
Constance Hardbroom (The Worst Witch (1998)
Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time)
Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time)
Monica (Friends)
Phoebe (Friends)
Maisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)
Shiv Roy (Succession)
Hannah (Please Like Me)
Lupe (A League of Their Own)
Jess (A League of Their Own)
Shahrzad (One Thousand and One Nights)
Michael Burnham (Star Trek Discovery)
 Emperor Phillipa Georgiou (Star Trek Discovery)
Dee Reynold (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Kara Thrace (Battlestar Galactica)
Donna (Twin Peaks)
Laura palmer (Twin Peaks)
Audrey(Twin Peaks)
Marwa (What we do in the Shadows)
Nadja (What we do in the Shadows)
Love Quinn (You)
Allison (Orphan Black)
Cosima (Orphan Black)
Nyota Uhura (Star Trek: The Original Series)
Lisa Cuddy (House MD)
Leela (Futurama)
Bean (Disenchantment)
Pam (Archer)
Grace (Grace and Frankie)
Frankie (Grace and Frankie)
Helga Pataki (Hey Arnold)
Anime/Manga
Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)
Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon)
Hotaru - Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)
Michiru – Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)
Haruka – Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)
Rei – Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)
Homura (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
Sakura Kinomoto (CardCaptor Sakura)
Tomoyo Daidouji (CardCaptor Sakura)
Onpu (Ojamajo Doremi)
Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell)
Striga (Castlevania)
Carmilla (Castlevania)
Misa Amane (Death Note)
Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Shinobu Kocho (Demon Slayer)
Utena (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
Nana Osaki (Nana)
Hachi (Nana)
Jean (Claymore)
Clare (Claymore)
Theresa (Claymore)
Helen (Claymore)
Deneve (Claymore)
Casca (Berserk)
Haruno Sakura (Naruto)
Yosano (Bungo Stray Dogs)
Tome Kurata (Mob Psycho 100)
Nikaido (Dorohedoro)
Nia (Dorohedoro)
Maki Zen'in (Jujutsu Kaisen 0)
Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki)
Ichigo Momomiya (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Zakuro Fujiwara (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Historia Reiss (Attack on Titan)
Mikasa Ackermann (Attack on Titan)
Games
Nancy Drew (Nancy Drew)
April Ryan (The Longest Journey)
Kate Walker (Syberia)
Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
Impa (Legend of Zelda)
Urdosa (Legend of Zelda)
Evie Frye (Assassin's Creed)
Senua (Senua's Sacrifice)
Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Elisabet Sobeck (Horizon Zero Dawn)
Serena (Skyrim)
Frea (Skyrim)
Morrigan (Dragon Age Origins)
Kreia (Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II)
Kassandra of Sparta (Assassin's Creed Odyssey)
Heather Mason (Silent Hill 3)
Reika (Fatal Frame)
Rei (Fatal Frame:The Tormented)
An Shiraishi (Project SEKAI)
Nene Kusanagi (Project SEKAI)
Ena Shinonome (Project SEKAI)
Jesse Faden (Control)
Almalexia (The Elder Scrolls)
Billie Lurk (Dishonored)
Emily Kaldwin (Dishonored)
Cecelia (Dishonored)
Lizzy Stride (Dishonored)
Delilah Copperspoon (Dishonored)
Lohse (Divinity: Original Sin II)
Sebille Kaleran (Divinity: Original Sin II)
Siva (Divinity: Original Sin II)
Malady (Divinity: Original Sin II)
Dallis the Hammer (Divinity: Original Sin II)
Toriel (Undertale)
Undyne (Undertale)
Alphys (Undertale)
Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya (Mass Effect)
Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect)
Aria T'Loak (Mass Effect)
Nyreen Kandros (Mass Effect)
Shala'Raan vas Tonba (Mass Effect)
Matriarch Aethyta (Mass Effect)
Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
Abby (The Last of Us)
Ellie (The Last of Us)
GLaDOS (Portal)
Chell (Portal)
Dr. Suvi Anwar (Mass Effect Andromeda)
Leliana (Dragon Age)
Parvati Holcomb (The Outer Worlds)
Chloe Price (Life is Strange)
2B (Nier Automata)
Comics
Stephanie Brown (DC comics)
Cassandra Cain (DC comics)
Zatanna Zatara (DC comics)
Elektra Natchios (Marvel comics)
Fanfiction
Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way
Web comics
Vriska Serket (Homestuck)
Jaden (Leasebound)
Antimony Carver (Gunnerkrigg Court)
Fictional Movies
Katya (Goncharov)
Podcasts
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home from (Welcome to Nightvale)
Plays
Lady Mabeth (Macbeth)
Clytemnestra (Oresteia)
Miscellanous
Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)
RULES:
All fictional women from a category will be randomized, and put into polls
Whoever gets 50 votes automatically proceeds into the next round. There won't be only one winner for each poll!
We will do one category at the time. We'll start with books.
We'll decide on a winner of each category, and then whoever had the most votes, will proceed into the Final 10.
I'll calculate how many votes each woman got, so that at the end of the voting, you can see how many other women also adored your favourite ones :)
This also means that once you vote, if there's someone else you also want to see in the finals, you can reblog and let your followers know who already has enough votes, and who needs more in order to proceed. I'll also sometimes reblog polls announcing that a certain character has made the cut, and now others need your attention. We're trying to see which ones are loved and adored enough to actually get a lot of votes, even with competition. The voting starts at the end of nominations!
(POLLS ARE COMING SHORTLY)
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misandrygalore · 8 months
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like there’s no reason walker scobell should be more Percy in adam project & secret headquarters than he’s allowed to be in the actual Percy Show. there’s no reason leah jeffries acting should be 10x better in beast than in the show. it’s the writing it’s the script it’s the dialogue it’s the directing they don’t have time to just be the Characters these kids are good enough they’re working w a-listers in their first projects and u give them this show and just. dim their shine when this show should skyrocket their careers give them infamy showcase all their talents & range etc u gave them Nothing !
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iventshitsorrylmao · 4 months
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if dave lister is compared to god,
arnold rimmer is compared to judith,
cat, a member of the species dave created had the "todays fish is creme a la trout" "FISH""todays fish is creme a la trout" "FISH""todays fish is creme a la trout" "FISH""todays fish is creme a la trout" "FISH"- scene, refrencing jesus multiplying the fish, (i know that's not the intention, this is just a fun hypothetical)
then who is cryten? is he like the complete oposite of mary magdalene?
is holly both adam and eve?
a stretch absolutely but shhhhhh unless there are better options here
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slicedblackolives · 11 months
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List of celebrities that have signed letters in “solidarity” with Israel’s genocide of Palestinians
and the list of celebrities that have signed a letter supporting a ceasefire in Gaza:
Adam McKay
Alfonso Cuarón
Alia Shawkat
Alyssa Milano
Amanda Gorman
Amanda Seales
Amber Tamblyn
America Ferrera
Andrew Garfield
Ani DiFranco
Aminé
Anoushka Shankar
Aria Mia Loberti
ASAP Nast
Ayo Edebiri
Bassam Tariq
Bassem Youssef
Belly
Bonnie Wright
Boots Riley
Caroline Polachek
Cate Blanchett
Channing Tatum
Charm La’Donna
Cherien Dabis
Darius Marder
David Cross
David Oyelowo
Deb Never
Dev Hynes
Dina Shihabi
Diplo
Dominic Cooper
Dominique Fishback
Dominique Thorne
Dua Lipa
El-P
Elvira Lind
Elyanna
Farah Bsaiso
Farida Khelfa
Fatima Farheen Mirza
Florence Pugh
Hasan Minhaj
Hend Sabry
Ilana Glazer
Indya Moore
James Schamus
Jay Shetty
Jai Courtney
Jeremy Strong
Jessica Chastain
Jessie Buckley
Jessie Williams
Joaquin Phoenix
John Cusack
Jon Stewart
Kathryn Grody
Kaytranada
Kehlani
Killer Mike
Kristen Stewart
Lauren Jauregui
Lena Waithe
Macklemore
Mandy Patinkin
Mahershala Ali
Margaret Cho
Mark Ruffalo
May Calamawy
Megan Boone
Michael Malarkey
Michael Moore
Michael Shannon
Michael Stipe
Michelle Wolf
Miguel
Mo Amer
Mousa Kraish
Natalia Cordova
Natalie Merchant
Oscar Isaac
Quinta Brunson
Rachel McAdams
Rachel Sennott
Ramy Youssef
Raveena Aurora
Riz Ahmed
Rooney Mara
Rosario Dawson
Rosie O’Donnell
Rowan Blanchard
Ryan Coogler
Sandra Oh
Sebastian Silva
Shailene Woodley
Shaka King
SimiHaze
Simon Helberg
Stephanie Suganami
Susan Sarandon
Taylour Paige
Tommy Genesis
Tony Kushner
V (formerly Eve Ensler)
Vic Mensa
Victoria Monét
Wallace Shawn
Wanda Sykes
Yara Shahidi
Zoe Lister Jones
I wanted to include them both but there were hundreds of celebrities who came out in support of Israel.
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somethin-human · 1 year
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I saw someone say their first video was Adam, and a lot of other people say it was one of the wolf boys… and then there’s mine 💀
Mine was the frickin’ noncanon Lasko video where he’s at the movie theaters and the lister is about to do some unholy shit.
The video wouldn’t stop getting recommended to me and there were like what 1 million views???
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