#AUGH IT DELETED AGAIN FUCK-

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya pauses for a second, swallowing harshly as he tries to get his breathing under control. Finally, he looks up, and after a second hesitation, reaches out quickly and begins to braid a part of dazais hair. As he does this, he murmurs hurridly] Arbor vitae, ambrosia, yellow acacia, pine apple, hemlock, cedar leaf

Pourquoi esque jai besion de vivre ici- dans cette vie qui est tout plein des chose mal et unjusté, mais ci j'alle ja passe le chance, le plus petit que c'ai mainterna, du vue mon amour, mon coeur, ma raison de vivre, encode just une fois.

[grand-line-shenanigans]

Looks at Wolfwood with my onepiece eyes. Heh. 'D'

[aromanticasterisms]

kaeya and kokomi on the art for this next version. they are. friends <3

[artificer-real]

so i played doki doki literature club finally

i knew it was dark. i knew these girls had ISSUES. i knew monika knows more than she lets on.

i didnt know the ending would make me cry for 30 minutes straight

[yikes-ajax]

Was stimming so hard I genuinely worried I managed to break my own neck for a second

[harrowharkwife]

swear to god if i open a fanfic ONE MORE TIME only to be greeted with an author's note saying "i asked chatgpt to tell me a story about-" i am going to go fucking NUCLEAR

[last-answer]

awesome 👍

[velvet-n-lace]

Can You Suck Yourself Off? 💖

Series: Obey Me!

Genre: Smut/Headcanon

Word Count: 1.4k words

Pairing(s): The Brothers x Gender Neutral MC

Tags and Warnings: autofellatio, masturbation, humiliation, blowjob, fucking you so hard you lose your memory [NOT CLICKBAIT]

A/N: This has been a long time coming; I was initially gonna wait until 666 followers on my OM blog to start posting my writing, but with the recent developments of the games and people being afraid that OM fanfics will be deleted because of it, I decided to just post them now. I'm posting my AO3 stuff here, so if you can't wait for what I'm gonna post, you can just go read them on there; thanks ^^

rea the AO3 version here -> 🎀

Lucifer 💙

When you suggested it to him, it looked like he wanted to push you off the bed. To have you watch him suck his own cock is the last thing he wanted you to do. He covered your mouth and continued fucking you for the rest of the night, hoping you would forget that you even asked such a question.

After that steamy night, your lewd request was all he could think of.

“Ridiculous, I would never do such a thing...”

He stared down at his half-flaccid cock and made sure his door was locked. After stroking it hard again, he bent his head down and sucked down on it slowly.

“Ridiculous… ridiculous… ridiculous…”

Surprisingly, it made him realize the difficulty you have to deal with when you give him a blowjob; Luci is hard to impress, and even his self-sucking felt like it wasn’t enough; he wanted more and more of it.

After trying for a few minutes, he gave up and jacked himself off to take his mind off his half-assed attempt.

Asking him to do it in front of you would be like asking for a death wish, so he expects you never to bring it up again.

But he would certainly try again behind closed doors until he is ready to let you watch him do it~

Mammon 💛

“Are ya crazy!? I ain’t doin’ something that humiliating!”

Exactly what you’d expect, you pouted and asked him again.

“If you do, I’ll get Goldie back to you by tomorrow night.”

Mammon’s face went completely blank, and he immediately followed that up by stroking his cock to get it hard again. Lucifer took away his credit card again, and he was willing to do anything to win his precious Goldie back. He lowered his face to his cock and began sucking it viciously.

He really wanted Goldie back. Damn.

You watched in awe as he sucked his cock. He bobbed his head quickly, almost trying to get it over with, but he began enjoying this new method of self-pleasure. He glanced at you but only shut his eyes tightly before he sucked harder, making his whole body convulse. It turned him on even more as you touched yourself in front of him. He let his cum drip down his dick before it spurted on his face and into his mouth.

“Augh!! Y-You better… get my precious credit card back…” he panted as he lifted his head from his crotch.

He totally didn’t enjoy that… 

Leviathan 🧡

“Eh? S-Self-suck?”

“Do it, do it, do it!” You tell him.

Levi didn’t know what he was getting into, but whatever it was, he wanted to please you however he could. He leaned himself upside down against the bathtub bed, bent his legs down, and started sucking down on one of his cocks slowly.

His other cock began twitching as you stared at him hungrily; you took his other cock in your mouth and sucked alongside him.

His body convulsed, his moaning was loud, and his face was red as a beet. “This is so lewd omg omg. I can’t believe I'm doing this,” He thinks.

You can feel his heartbeat surging through his cocks; he almost begged you to do more to his body.

He writhed in ecstasy as you teased him some more. He shut his eyes as he got close to climaxing.

“Mmmmh… mmmmhh… mmmh… mmgh!!”

By the end, you could only hear his gasping and moaning as he came huge loads on his face. He looks up at you as he’s drowned in gratitude and arousal.

Satan 💚

He stared down at you with a confused look, maybe a bit disappointed that you asked him something he would immediately refuse to do.

“You’re very bold to assume I would do that…”

As soon as you left the room, he began thinking about it. He looked down at the bulge in his pants and sighed. “Tch…”

After unzipping them, his erection sprung free. It twitched in his hand, but he hesitated to bend down to lick the tip.

He felt a rush of heat flow through him; he had never felt such a strange sensation as his own member entered his mouth, and you also felt a surge of arousal the moment you walked in on him trying it.

“AH! Ugh… fine, watch.”

Satan worked his tongue down his own shaft, and you could feel his moaning getting louder the more flustered he got.

He looked up at you with a mixture of anger and desire; he was cumming soon, and he knew that the moment he finished, he would have his way with you.

He was trying so hard to hold back his release, knowing he had let his guard down for a moment. He took a deep breath, and his seed spurted across his face before he panted heavily. Later that night, he made sure to fuck that memory out of you.

Asmodeus 🩷

“Like I don’t do that anyway!” Asmo winks at you as he bends his legs over his head with ease, his demon cock dangling over his pretty mouth, “Enjoy the show. ♡”

He licks his lips before wrapping them around his sensitive cock-head. He keeps glancing at your face, in awe of his flexibility and self-pleasure, like you're craving his existence.

His eyes locked onto yours, and you could feel his intense heat emanating through his core; he pulled you in so you could help him out.

“Aaah... that’s right, lick the rest of it, suck on my balls while I suck myself off.”

He moaned in delight when you joined; his body was writhing in ecstasy as his thighs trembled and his moaning got louder.

He was on the verge of climaxing but acted as if it was only the beginning. His balls tightened in your mouth the more he laced his tongue down his shaft.

He let out a guttural groan as a wave of cum spilled all over his face.

His sweet seed filled his mouth, and as he caught his breath, he was ready for you to have a taste of him next~

Beelzebub ❤️

“Hmm…” He stared down at his cock, wondering if his mouth could reach a sliver of it, “I think so… I’ll try…”

He took a deep breath and bent toward his massive member; his tongue flicked out eagerly as he wondered what he tasted like.

He was fixated on his cock; he knew it was huge, but he never considered this method before you brought it up. Beel wanted it to feel as good as your own lips.

His eyes glaze over at you; bending down to take it was easy enough, but it was challenging to bring it all down to his throat.

“MC, can you lick the rest of it, please?”

You lick up what he couldn’t reach; his body tensed up, and his sucking got harder, desperate to taste his own cum.

“Mmmmh… mmmmhh… mmmh…”

Beel began to grunt and moan, your hands gripping his cock as he went down on his throbbing member.

You felt the heat of his saliva on your fingers; the remaining grunts filled your ears as he swallowed his load.

Belphegor 💜

“Mh? I’d rather you do it for me…”

“C’mon, please, just once,” you begged, “I’ll do it after you try,” the more you begged, the more he couldn’t resist your sweet, pleading face.

“Mmh… fine, “ Belphie grumbled, “but you need to help me…” He pulled down his pants and cupped his member already glistening with precum. He closed his eyes and leaned down to lick the tip before coughing up his salty taste.

It felt nice; his breathing became erratic the more he pressed his cock into his mouth.

“Suck on me too, please!” He begged.

You eagerly obliged and ran your tongue down his balls and shaft, making him tremble. His satisfied groan only made his cock swell in his mouth, but he was still unsatisfied with his half-assed attempt.

Your tongue helped him out immensely; he kept moaning harder as he begged you for more. He was really enjoying your pretty mouth teasing his shaft.

He pulled back so suddenly, and as he laid down panting, it didn’t stop you from finishing the job. You took his cock in your mouth and sucked down on it violently.

Your tongue swirled around the head, tasting his bittersweet essence. His moans grew louder and more intense, and as he let out a final cry, he came and realized it was all worth it in the end.

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya watches dazai as he talks, hesitating a little before batting away the hand picking st his bandages. As dazai asks his question, chuuya pauses a bit. Then he swallows] Gravity shit.

[Chuuya waves his hand around for a second turning away., A fair amount of all of the glass, mirror, and bullets on the floor get a red outline to them, as does chuuya. They shoot up a bit, and twist around midair, around chuuyas waist height. Then, after a few seconds, chuuya let's them all drop at once. More than one glass and mirror shard shatters further upon impact, and the crash is loud, but chuuya doesn't react. He continues to look at the floor to the side.] Momentum, mass, weight. That type of shit. When it boils down to it, it's gravity.

[Chuuya hums a bit, still mostly focused on trying to breath. He nods though, absently agreeing. He tilted his head a bit, seeming to be silently wondering if dazai had gotten it all or not, before sighing a bit. His grip around Dazais wrist is iron strong, if a bit loose.]

[@long-death-dazai contining the other one here!]

[lexicorp]

soooooooooo

I have a very old gravity falls au that has changed ten billion times throughout the years and I am YET AGAIN fucking with it-

first and foremost I wanna /actually/ make Bill more cannon coded instead of a vessel to project on and instead using my actual OC for dat which is Zander ofc

I wanna change the story to be more current but also not completely rewrite totally everything

augh my lawd tho these shapes are rotating in my brain and there is so much I'd wanna figure out

tbh might simplify it a helluva lot more from old times, which would delete some characters buuuut I can have them more jus as side/pop up Bois instead!

gonna be brainstorming for sure

for these two then the shortened explanation is gonna be that they were twins and Zander has a bit of Bill's abilities but not nearly as much, and was hella on board to showing the people of their world more than their flat perception of shit. but things go really bad and their world gets wrekt

they are the only two to survive, and are still attached at the hip for years, especially after that. Bill is immediately in denial and "it's fine mode after being just spaced tf out for a looooong while (which scared Zander). while Zander is mainly feeling guilty as absolute shit and worried for Bill. but as they meet the henchmaniacs, and start again at doing sus activities, Zander is less sure this time around. when Zander questions Bill usually he brushed him aside and tells zan that he's just a sidekick and to let Bill handle the thinking.

in short, bill and Zander have a big spat over the illegal/dangerous junk and zan leaves. Bill is all "who needs ya" (even tho he totally does and tries to follow zan). Zander talks with Axolotl and makes a deal with time baby to take refuge on earth with the promise to reign in anomalies and not cause trouble. he wanted a do over so is reincarnated as a human. Bill isn't a fan of dat since he thinks they should be above that buuut yeah

I've already ranted enough XD

[cannedbabs]

what would it take for jack to genuinely be romantically interested in someone/what is he like in said relationship?

Really getting me out of my comfort zone with this one!! Jack strikes me as very anti.. romance. No lovey dovey!! But if I were to write romantic Jack.. 👀

•It would definitely be a LONG process. It would take so excruciatingly long that it would be more beneficial to just give up. Though, if you didn’t? He’s sort of a tough cookie and a dismissive lovey. He’ll always make it seem like he doesn’t want to do soft gestures (“Augh, since you’re insisting!” When You didn’t say anything) but he’ll do it anyways.

•Its small gestures with him. No fancy kisses up your arm sort of deal, but its always walking behind you instead of overcompensating and leading the way like the macho man he is. He keeps a hand on the small of your back, even in public, and holds open doors for you and allows you in first.

•One other major/minor thing is that he leans down when talking to you or listening. He towers over everyone, and always makes himself as big as can be, but he takes that small moment to make himself “little” again.

•Not to mention, he shares! He considers you often, and even if that is only a few times daily. He takes a bite of a pastry, and gives You the rest. That, or he cuts a piece of a pie and gives you the first slice.

•He takes time to fix your ties, bows, straightens your jackets, smooths out wrinkles in your shirts, fixes your buttons… Its ALL small acts. He even puts up your hair if you ask!

•As a major thing, he will protect you. This man can take a grenade and be fine, so much like the bears at goldi, he will bear hug you and tuck you against his chest as his back got the onslaught of whatever-the-fuck-fits-this-scenario

EDIT: I had smth At the end here but it deleted RAHH! BASICALLY IT WAS JUST SUPER CHALLENGING!! Putting soft romantic ideas into him is very difficult </3 but it pays off and is actually rly cute to think about 🥺

[kitcatttt]

Serious post.

Hi guys. I know you guys are probably surprised to hear from me considering my last post, and no, I’m not back permanently, but there is something I feel I need to make a post about.

Disclaimer: Do not harass the user mentioned in this post, I do not wish any harm onto them.

If you have been in the TPC community since January of this year, you know about the drama involving the user Cintagonisupset. If you’ve been keeping up with his blog (only reason I have is because I do 100% expect him to make another post about me and/or my friends) you would have seen one, or both of these posts.

Now, you might be wondering, why am I bringing these up? Both of these situations are extremely unfortunate, and they would be, if he wasn’t lying.

I know that it’s a bold claim to make, but it isn’t inaccurate. I may not have concrete confirmation of him lying, but I have more than enough evidence.

For the first image, he legit just- didn’t leave tumblr. He just pinned that post and kept on tumblr like normal. For the ENTIRE time he was supposedly gone, he was still reblogging posts, just putting in tags that he was “still gone”. After about,, maybe a week or so his pinned post was back to the usual one and he was posting like normal. Not to mention, a little ways through that whole leaving tumblr bs he had changed the pinned post to this. “I hope y’all bitches burn in hell” (actual picture to be added once I fucking find it AUGH)

(UPDATE I GOT IT) And the second image? He claimed. To have to be sent to a mental hospital because of a mental breakdown. That is EXTREMELY serious. Do you know how in need of help you need to be to be admitted to a mental hospital? Do you know how horrid that would be to fake? Now, I haven’t been to a mental hospital myself, but I have several friends who have. Hell, I even have a IRL friend who has been to one AND has written a 10 page research paper on them. They have all stated to me that they wouldn’t let a patient keep their phone, and my IRL has stated that the wait times there would most likely keep them in the hospital for longer than they supposedly were in there.

All of this alone isn’t enough for me to claim that he faked it, seeing as he is in Canada and I’m in the US, and they most likely operate different than here. But you know what is? The fact that he has deleted EVERY SINGLE POST HE HAS MADE ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE HOSPITAL. Sure, he could’ve gotten out early, but why delete all of the posts about it, and not at the very least make an update post on his condition? I know for a fact that there are still people that care about him, and not making a post about his condition when he CLEARLY has the ability to be on tumblr seeing as he deleted all his posts mentioning the hospital is extremely suspicious, and basically proves that he has ulterior motives for making these posts.

What do I think these motives are? Well, I believe that he is trying to make anyone who checks his blog that was involved in the drama against him think that he’s gone, so that they stop checking his blog for good. Then he gets rid of or hides/buries the posts and goes on with life like nothing happened. I honestly don’t blame him for trying this, as trying to get out of drama with desperate tactics isn’t that surprising and is not that odd of a response. BUT LYING ABOUT GETTING SENT TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL??? YOU REALLY COULDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER??? Honestly, it makes me sick. Seeing someone fake something as SERIOUS as that. Makes me sick.

I do not wish harm on him. I wish for him to heal. I wish for him to get the help that he needs. From his repeated behavior, there appears to be something wrong with him mentally. While I do not enjoy claiming this, it’s the most logical explanation seeing as he’s been doing shit like this FOR OVER 4 YEARS. He genuinely needs professional help, and I pray that he gets it. But for now, all we can do is defend ourselves if he decides he wants to attack us yet again.

And a personal message to Cintagonisupset, if he just so happens to be reading this. Your actions severely upset me. This post has not been made to wish ill will onto you, but to bring to light something that you have done wrong, that is genuinely disgusting in my opinion. You have made callout posts for way less. Again, I do not wish any harm onto you, so do not wish any harm onto me. Or do. It’s just more evidence against you.

If anyone has read this far, thank you. Once again, do not harass Cintagonisupset, that is not the purpose of this post. Thank you, and have a wonderful rest of your day.

[aromanticasterisms]

"this event is cute but it has nothing to do with natlan" TO YOU. i understand the themes and messages

[subzeroiceskater]

Content Warning: Unsanitary, Hospital, Suicide Warning

Me: I’m feeling a lot better now!

Mom: we’re going to the hospital

Me:

But, SubzeroIceSkater, you, the hypothetical reader might be asking, if you’ve been sick all this time, why haven’t you gone to the hospital already? The short of it: because fucking money. The longer answer is I’ve been to the doctor! Multiple times! And after discussing the specifics of what’s wrong with me, I always get hit with: eat more vegetables, get more vitamins, get this over the counter medicine, lose weight. Guess what’s the diagnosis I got after having to spend all weekend sniping with my mother because I just wanted to rest and I’ll go weekend because she doesn’t trust to me go the doctor by myself, who complained to my father, who went to me and told me, “oh you won’t fucking go? Then I hope you die then”--the same father who have watched me multiple times throw up in the bathroom, never showed any concern at any time, except to order me afterwards to “clean it up so it doesn’t smell”. It’s not the fact that I’m sick and I had to go the hospital, no, it’s because I only being made to go because it’s inconveniencing my mom because the smell of my sickness bothered her. I didn’t get to clean properly ONE TIME and it feels I’m being punished for it. I’ve asked for help in the past and got nothing. And she’s making me go this weekend and not next because it was convenient TO HER. I was feeling better today! I just wanted some more bedrest and to be left alone.

Anyway, after all that fucking drama, of waiting hours in the waiting room, being made to feel worse mentally and physically because–HOSPITAL with a woman who’s upset and feel like she’s doing you the world’s favor–guess what’s the final diagnosis! “Just do what you’ve been doing (eat more vegetables, get more over the counter medicine), etc.” Yes, I fucking screamed.

Actually, the doctor and staff was lovely, despite the Sunday emergency–I finally saw them at night, where they must have been worn out, but they were nothing but nice, even though, I couldn’t quite keep from being snappish and stressed (I tried, I really fucking tried). Or maybe they were new to the shift. IDK. Still, it was pretty busy. There was one nurse that was exasperated but not at me, but at my mom, who has no patience for any machine or procedure introduced after the 2000s (except the smartphone, she’s crazy for Facebook, unfortunately)

I actually hoped they’d magically find something wrong that could explain everything–yes, stuff like cancer is bad but it would be SOMETHING. I could finally tell the world, this is what’s wrong with me! Please give me a break!  To be told and proven right that, “yeah, you’re just as normal as always, just try to mitigate it”. Like at the end, my mother is almost desperate to be given a prescription to make this all go away, but no. (Unfortunately, my mother doesn’t believe in mentally illness so whatever my obvious brain problems remains ignored and untreated)

Anyway, I’ve crawled back home and hope I don’t feel as shitty after like a powernap or something. They’ve prodded me a bunch and I feel sore and raw over that, like in my body but also mind, because I WAS WILLING to go through all this! Next week! When I don’t feel so shitty about everything. But no! My wishes don’t matter. I hope the family will leave me alone and have some space for love and understanding just kidding, I’ll be put back to work and told to fucking die again because I just wanted to fucking sleep instead of being made to jump through fucking hoops for FUCKING nothing.

I’ll delete this later because I don’t want to this become some personal bitching blog. I just feel so horrible after this and I just wanted to rant SOMEwhere instead of screaming and punching literal walls or myself (yes there’s something wrong with me augh)

Uh, the suicide warning is there because I feel like being told to die feels pretty close. I’ve been living with sucide ideation pretty much my whole life but I didn’t go the hospital because I was suicidal. Maybe the suicidal feelings from depression, no, it probably did contribute to poor mental health and then physical health, but it’s not like I attempted anything. No, joke, my mom told me we were going because having the bathroom smell bothered her. That's it! How fucking humiliating is that! Not because the parents who are supposed to care about you are worried (thanks for nothing, dad) because it was bothering THEM.

I just really, fucking, I just really wanted to sleep some more and get better.

[hana-no-seiiki]

PC anon here with bad news... ALL OF MY DOLP SAVES ARE GONE I worked so hard to there, even got kidnapped by Kylar a few times 😔

Anyway, good news is before my main was deleted, I actually did get kidnapped by Great Hawk. It was actually frustrating for me because I spent days trying to escape but I always passed out. But Great Hawk is a big sweetheart and somewhere along the line you might turn into a harpy? I know if you get kidnapped by that one person they turn you into a cow.

OH OH OH one time I was sleeping over at Eden's house (I'm pretty sure it was a blood moon night) and something was trying to lure me to the lake a drown me and the text was as glowy and it was super creepy and cool hehehehehe

Okay, holup? We can get turned into cow??? See this is why I never explore in DOL I’m scared as shit as to what would happen out there. (—kid who has never romanced Eden in fear of the forest)(soph you are an absolute god to me idk how you do it)

I hope they give more canon pregnancy options. I want the LIs to react to my shenanigans of never using a condom more!!! Or hecc even Kylar kidnapping the children as hostage, Robin taking care of your bastard, Whitney calling the PC a dedicated (man)wh*re etc etc.

But yeah I heard and experienced that Blood Moon. It was fucking scary as hell and it took me a lot of saves to make sure my PC was alive and well.

SPEAKING OF SAVES AAAAAAA (I HOPE YOU’RE THE TYPE TO LIKE REPLAYING THE GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN CAUSE I SURE AINT THAT). I still have them but I play on mobile and can never update unless I somehow port this impossibly long save code to my computer. I’m stuck with no great hawk until i gain the balls to replay everything ive experienced for the sake of an all kylar virginities run.

augh plus the grind for the farm is too much.

one day, one day ill export my save. (pray i dont lose everything)

[timidtresleches]

Yall ever watch the stupidest fucking GMOD animation EVER as a teen. The stupidest thing ever. And you KNOW the title of the video, you REMEMBER. but the video was so little viewed and the original creator probably deleted it so you can NEVER see it again.

Rest in piss Scout "who wants to see me! Without my Pants" TF2 and Medic "ein, zwei, drei.... CENTIMETRES" TF2, you'll be missed only because I can never show my friends why the fuck I just randomly spout the entire script of that stupid fucking video in call.

Anyway I have autism here's the fucking script of this stupid video.

Scoot: YE YE YE IMMA frikkin Sex C? HO HO HO, HOHO kiwi. WHO WANTS TO SEE ME! without my pants

Heavy: MEEEEE

scoot: LOOKIT THIS *unzips pants* YOU SEE THAT??

Heavy: wot. PFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA ITS SO TINY

scoot: AUGH

Heavy: HAHAHAHAHSHA

Scoot: FAT BALD BASTARD

Heavy: MEEEEHHHHHH IM CRYING!

medic falling from ceiling: *snorts* WHAT IS DAS

Heavy: SCOUT IS A MAD, look at his dick! It's just so tiny! LOOK

Medic with a magnifying glass: ein.. zwei.. drei...... CENTIMETRES

medic AND heavy: *straight up chipmunk laughing*

Scoot: D.d..d.DUITSCHE BAG

Medic: GASP scout is STUPID

Scoot: NO! I AM sex c?

Medic: NO!

Fuck I can't remember this part

Scoot: I AM. TOO SEXY FOR MY bonk. TOO SEXY FOR MY boink! TOO, SEXY *immediately dies*

Medic: RRRRRR

Heavy: SCOUT IS A DEAD

Soldier: *appears and does a badumtsss with a missile penis*

Spy: **appears behind medic and heavy** he died a virgin.

Heavy + Medic: NO

Spy: What??

Heavy + Medic: heheheheheh.... *disappears*

Spy: OH... MON... DIEUUUUUUUUUU *video ends*

There's my brainworm guys enjoy I guess. Mondieu