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[koraichalcum]

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“ … I think Im going to need a sample first.”

GRABS YOU BY THE LEG AND THROWS YOU AROUND LIKE A CHEW TOY-!!!

“ HEY! Durable AND my favorite flavor…MEAT!”

Could be better without the capitalism after taste though-

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[square-opossums]

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[many-sparrows]

I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[feefal]

I had this vivid mental image of a moldy Miku and I could've sworn you drew it! Imagine my surprise when all I found was Miku mitosis. I thought for sure you drew her with mold spores all over :(

I haven't but now I think I have to... Miku must be hit with the Mold beam™

[koraichalcum]

@pr0tur0 asked:

❝ do γou səri₀usly th!nk thαt i am afraıd of y₀u? ❞

' machina. '

Gutteral hisses rumbling loud from his throat and the Apex started a slow prowl. He did not go to rush it however. Not yet.

' Effigy of warmbloods but made in hides of cold steel. A Mimic that runs on reaking black blood made from the remains of my venerated kind and homelands of a long era. False Idol crafted of hubris against Mother Nature -- you do not belong here.

I pity you. '

Though the sharp eyes and snapping teeth did not read amity. Everything lifeless in this den of blinking lights could understand and speak. Surely this husk could too.

' You did not ask to be produced just as I have not asked to be stolen away and be made a novelty by your human gods. Damned they be and damned they are beneath the claws of Nature's Judge. ' Him. The Apex predator. ' Deservedly so. Heretics are slain early and bow to the Earth they pray against once again to remind them their true Mother. Divine and poetic justice. But you? '

A puff of smoke from his nostrils.

' Lifeless. Soulless. Made so you may see the world return to Maker in peace...but not find rest in the righteous rotting eons. A permanent portrait of your cruel god who made you in spite .. and not consider the cruelty of existence. This is the shortcoming of humans, BAAL. They have lived only less then a few hundred centuries while I am the peak of evolution made in the millions. '

' I do not know why I deliver you my sermon. I might as well be preaching to the cavern walls but even they have souls of deep earth. Hollow you are; emptier then the largest cavern here. What you say is an echo of a long gone voice. '

' I do not set my holy fury on a thing that can only mirror pain and not feel it's own. ' How sad. The Apex stops finally with head raised and bright plumage resting on his body calm. He's cast his judgement...or lack of one. ' Your existence angers me, but you are not my golem to judge. '

[castercassette]

You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o

pringles

[bethfuller]

limited perception.

find me on instagram!

[saint-soap]

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