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halteinfachmaldeinefresse · 2 years ago

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I have so many question Peter & Jeffrey are not officially a thing??? are you fucking kidding? die drei fragezeichen is just a whole bunch of queer people thrown together solving & doing crimes.

anyway here a conversation out of - der letzte song -

Justus: Peter du gehst nach Malibu eine runde surfen...

Peter: wie jetzt? ich soll basis arbeit machen

Justus: obvi

Peter: nah schön, vllt treffe ich ja jeffrey am Strand

Bob: *chuckel* weißt du was peter, das ist das erste mal das ich dich heute lächeln sehe

Peter: wie jetzt?

Justus & Bob: *laughing*

Peter is so obviously that the more i listen to it the funnier it gets - *puts hand on his shoulder* peter my dude have you thought about liking Jeffrey more than a surf friend??

#die drei fragezeichen #peter×jeffrey #are a thing #also kelly deserves a girlfriend bc frankly she is not treatet well by peter #justus & bob fucking know #jeffrey probably too #hes just to polite & chill to say smt #ahh a new ship just sailed welcome on board

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to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky · 2 years ago

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ARE YOU SHITTING KIDDING ME THERE ARE FISH THAT CAN FLY !??!?!!?!? WHERE HAS THIS INFORMATION BEEN ALL MY LIFE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I ONLY JUST LEARNING THIS NOW HOLY FUCK WHAAAATTTTT

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#IM FUCKING SCREAMING #SALSKJHDG #FLYING FISH #ARE A THING #OH MY GOD #Youtube

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1-800-roflmao · 2 years ago

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✨Titty Sprinkles✨

#are a thing #and it is so fucking silly and fun to say #was in a pharmacy and it was amongst the many products they sold #apparently they taste really good #and are really convenient #like their smaller for easier handling #and got this real nice effect #if you read this far #i'm talking about weed #as much i wish it was actually sprinkles for tiddies #cannabis #dirty humor #dirty jokes

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adestrellas · 2 years ago

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Ever just think of something so obscure you have to double-check if it ever existed? Because let me tell you, the fact that there are sand mafias (plural! multiple sand mafias!) is absolutely wild

#sand mafias #are a thing #I have sources even #they exist I swear

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lee-blogs · 3 months ago

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@magnus-opus It be us!!!! :3

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

#badley #*points at u* british #i still think it's so silly that my favorite frozen drink confused the hell outta you hehehe #(Frozen hot chocolate) I think it's funny!! Also if you ever come to the states i will buy you one so you can try it :3 #But i've never had curry before so we could do a trade-off thing!#also it still fucks me up that you're 5 hours ahead of me #Like i'll be up at 4am and see you reblogged something and i'll think 'damn they should be sleeping right now' but then i remember timezones #are a thing

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talisidekick · 2 months ago

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

#trans #transgender #transgender positivity #lgbt+#lgbtq+#lgbtqia+#2slgbtqia+#mtf #talisidekick #talisidekick things

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grntaire · 1 month ago

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HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

#likely hindemith thing to happen #music things #thoughts

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willgrahamscock · 8 months ago

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) click away because I’d rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

#alex says things #doesn't it suck?

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calocera · 8 months ago

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my pet mold spore

#this thing is so funny

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angelofdumpsterfires · 2 months ago

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presented without comment

#this is perhaps the worst thing i’ve ever made #so now it gets to terrorise people outside of my private discord server #enjoy #gravity falls #billford #gideon gleeful #dipper pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #the book of bill

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macdenlover · 5 months ago

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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telebeast · 2 months ago

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unoriginal joke

#Gravity Falls #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Stan Pines #shitpost #I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah #This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.

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cunning-and-cool · 2 months ago

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

#one day stan corrects one of fords equations and both of them have to stop. and stare in horror #the same thing happens when ford starts talking about all the times he broke out of prison #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stanford pines

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puppyeared · 2 months ago

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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

#THIS TOOK ME FOREVER RAAHHHH #i had help from my mom with stuff like the parts of the traje de mestiza which is the outfit shes wearing #this trend looks so much fun and i wanted to join in.. im first gen canadian though so ive never been to the philippines and only #know thru stories of my parents growing up. im proud of my heritage but there are some things i didnt grow up with that #make me feel disconnected from my culture. so it was nice to talk to my mom abt it and ask for her help with this :3 #the pleated tapis is meant to resemble her skirt.. i had no way of adding her stockings but i noticed the piano key design #so i used that for the saya. the bandana is meant to resemble her hairties and shes wearing bakya wooden slippers with embroidery #i kinda wanted to add the panuelo to resemble her tie as a finishing touch but i forgor ;w; just imagine it i guess #my mom really likes this. shes a little confused abt the blue hair and i had to explain her hair is like that but she thinks shes pretty #originally i wanted her holding the woven pamaypay and fanning herself because ITS HOT ITS 25 FUCKING DEGREES TODAY #but i couldnt get the pose right so i settled for this. i wanna draw her and brazilian miku high fiving ill do that tmrw #my art #myart #hatsune miku #miku worldwide #philippines #vocaloid #miku

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koobiie · 6 months ago

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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