#APOTHY MENTIONED

[officeobject]

"Sex is natual"

Yeah, and so is my DEATH.

[leafatlaw]

see the real reason I want to run a bitb event is so that there will be new art, cause currently I have like all the bitb art saved

[ryanyflags]

Hi! May I please request a alternative look for the apothigender flag? Can It be similar to your apothiace/apothiaro/apothiaroace flags? I just love how you do the X thing on those flags! :3

alt apothigender flag :)

[pt: apothigender]

Since you mentioned the alt apothi- (aspec) flags I made and the X symbol, I just remade the apothigender flag in that style.

The colours and general design are the same, but the style of the symbol is different. It has outlines, a different shape and size. I also made the stripes equally sized.

[slenderofthewildcard]

UPDATED INTRO THINGY MA JIGGER!!!! Ace is helping with making it not look like shit like my last one! I'm simply here to keep things organized so Wildcard doesn't get distracted, apologies for the intrusion.

=General information=

Aliases: Wildcard, idiot, dumbass, Wc, ne m'oublie pas fleur (BY ACE!), eldest sib. I don't think the insults need to be included. THEY'RE ENDEARMENTS ACE!

NEVER USE: Joker, don't use that name anymore f!@#ers! Slurs should also be avoided please. (OOC Mod will be a bit more strict with asking the name Joker to not be used please /lh it is for Mod's comfort.)

Pronouns: She/he/they, card/cards, dice/dice's, luck/luck's, chaotic/chaotic's. Whatever the f!@# else no preference any and all these are just the main shit.

A 9ft tall (MINUS HEELS) land shark based slenderbeing with a cool as shit fashion sense! Please get more clothes dear....you can not just wear that one outfit. Watch me! I have a f#$%ing dozen of em!

Trans masc, pangender, aroace (maybe cupio f@#$ if I know and apothi) demi-queerplatonic and grayplatonic. Platonic partners with Ace! (I am generally referred to as Pink, but hello.) and eldest sibling to the suits!

I F@#$ING LOVE GIFTS AND TRINKETS GIVE EM HERE!!! Cards and dice and shiny shit! I will take anything you f!@#ers give me!

Hey f!@#ers! I'm the f!@#ing WILDCARD!!

Mess with the sibs or those I give a shit about, you mess with me.

Dealer at THE suits casino, I like to shake it up every now and again, everything in life's a f@#$ing gamble, all in the cards.

So....what d'ya say?

Wanna make a bet with a Wildcard Doll?

OOC Mod status: Slow but answering when I have the energy ^_^

OOC under cut.

This blog is a slendlr roleplay blog.

General rules and info:

Mod is not a minor but would appreciate asks be nothing more then suggestive, flirting is allowed with Wildcard but luck is as dense as a rock.

Mod uses pink/pinks/pinkself and xe/xem/xyr pronouns.

Magic anons are allowed. General rule of thumb, be nice, don't be bigoted and any hate will be deleted

(You are allowed to be mean to Wildcard and to bother them within reason as long as it's clear its for in character and not just to be a jerk to people like Mod or others. It is in fact encouraged you snark Wildcard its amusing.)

Shipping is also allowed.

Additional note for shipping/self shipping :3

If something is said or done in character that makes you uncomfortable or is too much during an interaction PLEASE let me know.

Blog may sometimes cover topics such as violence, death, cannibalism, threats, biting, and censored swearing (and probably other things...). Things will be tagged as needed.

Fun stuff and mentioned Characters above outside this blog:

100 faces meme list (For doodles, Wildcard and Pink are both options for this)

Slendlr writing asks (For writing prompts with Wildcard)

A03 where mod sometimes puts slendlr oneshots and lore snippets

Wc's Voice (Attempt) (OLD)

Wc's voice claim (updated)

Together with you Animatic (Wildcard, Pink and Icelandic animatic :3)

Post with Wc's ref

Ace/Pink - @/pinkslenderfolk

THE SUITS

Hearts - (who is not available anymore I believe) @/slenderofhearts

Diamond - @/slenderofdiamonds

Spade - @/slenderofspades

Club - @/slenderofclubs

Tags list:

slendlr - general fandom tag

the wildcard - general tag

friend of the wildcard (used for an interlude when Pink was a messenger for Wildcard and anytime ey post on here) - general tag

make a bet - ask tag

ooc post/mod post - out of character posting by mod

mod answers - out of character ask answered by mod

(Additional tags for when Mod remembers to use them....will be edited in later for older posts.....mostly forgotten))

ace - tag for asks/start of interactions with Pink in chara (friend of the wildcard is used more instead)

the suits - tags for asks/start of interactions with wildcards sibs in chara

kingsley - Wildcard's cat

Lore events are sometimes also tagged with set tags but i do not remember them all (usually under the influence of magic anons ex. cheesed wildcard, etc)

Wildcard's text will always be red.

Non red text that's not listed as being Mod/ooc is for Kingsley, Wildcard's cat.

[officeobject]

Me who doesn't even enjoy sex: 🤔

If someone says 'just enjoy normal sex like the rest of us' that person is deeply confused

Like what is normal sex anyway

[iworshipsappho]

hullooo welcome to the dumpster fire that is my blog!!!!! 💥💥💥

other mes poetry and aesthetic rbs -> @booksandtoadstools mutuals only blog :3 -> @bigtittyagcd (go follow that bc rn thats the closest ill get to being in a gc with yall :'3 )

the art in the header is made by my amazing and equally pathetic bestest fucking friend @elblorbo , get mentioned idiot <3

OK SO HI *CLAPS* this is me!!!! *insert little flourish with jazz hands* fan fics -> #my writings. fanart -> #my art. ask tags -> #asks. ; #ask game original posts -> #methinks mesays. i'm realllyyy into and totally normal about red white and royal blue (agcd my beloved <3) dsmp (c!tommy, c!crime, c!clingy and the likes) young royals (i might seem normal about this at times but i never am) dungeon meshi (farcille my blood yuri freaks ehehhe) cricket (i play it and watch it) pjo (i get weirdly obsessed with percabeth every 2 months. i try not to make a big deal of it but whatever) house md

my part time obsessions 911 ls 911 kinnporsche heartstopper jrwi (i've watched bits of apothy and the suckening, but know a bit of riptide thru osmois :3) atla

my babies <3 ceres -> #ceres stuff. yazhini -> yazh au.

pleasepleeasplesplase feel free whenever to ask about them bc i assure you i really fucking want to all the damn time. yes.

other fun facts bc im fucking amazing and yall need to know i love oranges and lemons garlic!!!!! obsessed with vampires from the young age of 4👍 greek fucking mythology babeyy occasional astronomy shit crows!!! i write a lot (my wips are ever growing) and draw on occasion im south indian yes, if you're new to my blog (hiii send me an ask if u're tamil!!!) im really into english literature and linguistics btw i spam rb posts like its no one's business >:3

more blinkies and screenshots under the cut :33 (tw : flash warning)

💜

[officeobject]

I might be hyperplatonic but that depends on the definition.

I have figured it out! It was not in fact sexual attraction! I am aroace ::D People are pretty but so are like. Birds. I dont wanna bang the birds, I wanna hug the birds

Aroace hyperplatonic go BRRRRRR

[bah-protocol]

Hello! If it’s okay , we’d like to request an alter pack !! ^^

Name(s) : Up to you! but anything nonhuman / noun names and/or party, candy, happiness, and piñatas !

Age : Ageless ? or some variant of Chronosian

Gender(s) : Xenogenders related to blood, gore, violence, being a living weapon, candy, parties, piñatas, and smiles / smiley faces ^^

Pronouns : it/its or any neopronouns related to anything previously mentioned ^^

Sexuality : some variant of aroace ? maybe apothi ?

Species : SCP-956

Source : SCP Foundation

Role : Unsure.. some sort of masking and autism holding but in a very weird way

Descriptors : Cute but deadly =^.^=

Emoji(s) : 🌈🍬🍭🎨🩸🎉⚠️🎈

A New Hire; SCP-956

>Name/s: Ülo, Happi, Balloon, Confetti, Sweetie, Marshmallow, Gummie, Piñata, Festa, Taffee

>Nickname/s: Bloons, Fetti, Sweets, Mallow

>Age: Ageless

>Gender/s: Cutedimgoric, Blooddrainic, Sourcandyblastic, Smilegender, ^_^gender, Fleshthing, Weirdcreaturething

>Pronouns: It/Its - Maim/Maims - Gore/Gores - Rip/Rips - Tear/Tears - We/Weap/Weapon - Sug/Sugar - Party/Partys - Cae/Cake/Cakes - Play/Plays - Smi/Smile/Smiley - Fun/Funs - X3/X3s - 🎉/🎉s - ⚠️/⚠️s - 🩸/🩸s - 🌈/🌈s

>Sexuality: Apothisexual, Aromantic

>Species: SCP-956

>Source: SCP Foundation

>Role/s: Autism holder, Spin holder, Stim holder, potential Masker or Unmasker

>Descriptors: Seemingly-innocuous, Wolf in sheep's clothing, Cute but deadly

>Emoji/s: 🌈,🍬,🍭,🎨,🩸,🎉,⚠️,🎈

Yayayaya! Hope this does it for ya!!

[officeobject]

Not to be someone who gets mad at jokes, but I hate when people make jokes that exclude apothis - like, I'd rather not drink than be called "thirsty" and stuff, and I can't mention examples without mentioning the exact posts, but also there's polls about if you wanna make out someone, and the only "no" answer is one saying you're stupid or something, and I KNOW they're just jokes (in SOME cases), but I still hate them, as an apothiaroace - even got into a fight with someone because they made a joke implying that virginity is bad or something, after I vented (IN A REBLOG), about how it's jokes like these that made me hate being myself and that make me pressure myself into things, because what am I supposed to do, shut up and vomit?

[mellowcaty]

INTRO POSTING! (Will contain alter intros)

⭐DNI and Boundaries⭐

Interact 🌄- Doubles, Source Mates (Not c/arg! Wilbur or the Green Fucker™️), LGBTQIAA+, Therians/FictionKin/Otherhearted People/Otherkin, SFW agere/petre or agedre/petdre, Disabled/Neurodivergent people, Systems, Small Content Creators, SFW Objectum, POSIC+, andddd anyone who doesn't fall into the DNI list!

Do Not Interact 🚩- Any kind of Dream introjects please bug off, C!/ARG!Wilbur Soot Introjects, MAP/Pedo, Zoos, Transids, Trans-Racial folks, Trans Age people, Fake-Claimers, Anti Therian/Furry/Otherkin, Anti Agere/Petre, NSFW blogs/k1nk accounts, Anti introject/Fictive/Factive, anti-xenogender, proshippers (and any variants), Poppy TWT people, fetishizers, "your source memories aren't real" mfs (gtfo of here 💀)

Alright, if you fall under DNI criteria, FUCK OFF PAST THIS POINT.

If you don't fall under DNI criteria, it's free real estate, fellas./nf

Alright, now that we've weeded out the *weirdos*, leut's get moving!

🩹Intros🩹

📀🍄 - C!Tommy/Sparrow

Age: 16-19

Labels: Transmasculine, Apothisexual/Sex Repulsed, MLM/MLNBM, Devilgender, Poglexic, Buggender

Pronouns: (He/Pog/It/Red/Cat/Disc/Xir/Devil)

Roles: Symptom Holder, Trauma Holder, Co-Host

Facts/Interests: BIRDS/Ornithology, Loves Music, Learning to Crochet(poorly), Always making things, Dating C!Tubbo/Nuke and C!Ranboo, photography

Boundaries - SFW INTERACTION ONLY, use tone tags, don't baby vent posts, don't treat me like I'm your "favourite character/Comfort character come to life", I'm a real person just like you, no source dating, don't mention or talk about Dream at all, ask before you souce talk

☀️🐞 - CC!Tommy/Tom/Tom-Toms

Age: 16-20

Labels: Transmasculine, Bisexual

Pronouns: (He/It/Record/Leaf/Racoon/Pup)

Roles: Idiot ™️/Pos, Emotional - Processor, symptom holder

Facts/Interests: Dating CC!Ran and CC!Tubbo, wants a person chicken, Enjoys music (duh), constantly doing a bit/hsrs, photography

Boundaries: Don't ask about irl content creator discourse, Dream supporters dni, swf only, ask me about my source; I love talking about it! Poppy twt bitches *points to a cliff* there's the door/srs

🌼📍- Cc!Winnona (MtF cc!Tommy)

Age: 19

Labels: Big ol lesbian, Transfemme

Pronouns: (She/Bug/Fae)

Roles: Caretaker, Boundary-Protector

Facts/Interests: wants to learn the drums, wants to also learn another language, actually can cook (kinda), Dating Molly (duhh), flowers are really cool

Boundaries: Sfw interaction only, don't be a creepy weirdo, dont bring up irl content creator discourseee

🦷💿- Theseus/Exile!Tommy

Age: 13-16

Lables: Rotboy, deadboy, transmasc, apothi-aroace

Pronouns: (It/he/rot/disc/dead/corpse/xir)

Roles: Trauma holder, symptom holder, urge holder, source negative, pain hooder

Facts/Interests: very fragile, amputee (left arm at shoulder and right leg at ankle), missing his left eye

Boundaries: do not mention Dream or the smiley face in any way, do not feed his intrusive thoughts, do not bring up anything about his source, trigger things like s3lf h4rm/eating disorders/ s/a (at best, don't mention it), be gentle with him, no nsfw interaction (you will be blocked), use tone tags

🌊🌀 - ARG!Innit/Ocean

Age: 16

Labels: Corpseic, deadbolt, rotic, aro-ace, unlabeled

Pronouns: (Rot/Dig/Drop/It/They/Snow)

Roles: Symptom holder, trauma holder

Fun Facts/Interests: Always dirty, cold, or slightly wet, hates taking baths, dislikes phone-calls/ringing sounds, mostly nonverbal

Boundaries: don't mention the Halloween cricket crew stream or ARG!Bur, don't ask about source, don't be a creep, sfw only

Alright fellas, that's about the end! I wish you all a lovely day 🌹

C!Tommy/Sparrow [🍄📀]

[officeobject]

OH MY GOD, SOMEONE ACTUALLY MENTIONED APOTHIS FOR ONCE!

(Also, I seriously have trouble with knowing/deciding if I should tag things only relevant to the original post, only relevant to my post, only things relevant to me as a person, a combination, etc).

happy ace week to all:

• asexuals

• graysexuals

• demisexuals

• fraysexuals

• lithsexuals

• aegosexuals

• acefluxs

• acespikes

• acejumps

• belussexuals

• cupiosexuals

• fictosexuals

• myrsexuals

• apothisexuals

• all other acespec identities not mentioned before

i hope y'all have a nice time eating garlic bread and trying to invade denmark :)

bye my dear humans! 💜

[zombifiedenthusiast]

im zeph, z for short.

i dont have an age.

cistrans girlboy. pronouns are she/it/he.

our shared body has multiple disabilities/mental illnesses that im affected by when im near front (mostly the ptsd and psychosis) but i dont identify with any of them.

i am bodily an object (the schizophrenia rabbit plush ; plushie dreadful) and im highly interested in liberation of objects, i think object independence and respect of our autonomy is very important.

im also a host, more specifically an innerworld manager. i manage internal issues and problems in headspace/subconscious space. im in front when i feel like it 👍

identities: lesbian > bi > gay, apothi-aroallo. zero tertiary attraction or interest. dont call me atertiary. tertiary-neutral.

boundaries: dont flirt or mention romance at all. this includes in fiction. do not try to start any tertiary relationships with me. including friendships. i have a temper and will block if you even slightly annoy me.

divider credit: cafekitsune

userbox credit: houseofemojis

[acespec-ed]

Tag List

Here’s a list of all the tags I use, and what they mean.

Asks- Any ask I answer will be tagged this.

Acespec- Anything relating to the asexual spectrum.

Arospec- Anything relating to the aromantic spectrum

Allonormativity- Any posts relating to allonormativity.

Amatonormativity- Any posts relating to amatonormativity.

Aplatonic- Any posts relating to aplatonicism.

Aromantic- Any posts related to aromanticism.

Asexual- Any posts related to no-sexual-attraction-ever asexuals. Or, used in all my original posts for obvious reasons.

Aroace- Any posts relating to aroaces in specific.

Art- Any art 

Attraction- Any posts about attraction. Including aesthetic attraction, alterous attraction, platonic attraction, romantic attraction, sexual attraction, sensual attraction, and tertiary attraction.

Education- Educational posts about aspecs.

Experiences- Shit aces deal with/can relate to.

Flags- Stuff involving flags of various labels.

Funny- Funny stuff

History- The history of aspecs. Also proof we’re not just some “internet fad.”

Memes- Memes

Issues- Posts about issues aspecs deal with. Or issues within the community. Or issues in general.

Just me rambling- Just me rambling on about whatever is on my mind.

LGBTQIA- Posts that include the other letters of the acronym.

Not aspec- Posts that have nothing to do with asexuality, aromanticism, or aplatonicism. (It’s extremely rare I post/reblog stuff that’s off-topic.)

Original posts- All posts written by yours truly.

Positivity- Anything positive and feel-good stuff. Good for viewing when you’re feeling like shit for being aspec.

SAM- Anything relating to the split attraction model.

Sex repulsed, sex averse, sex indifferent, sex favorable, sex ambivalent - All self-explanatory. 

Sex positive, Sex negative - Also self-explanatory.

tw sex- Posts involving sex talk.

tw aphobia- Posts containing aphobia/diskourse.

I generally tag common triggers, though it’s rare I post triggering content.

Labels- For all posts relating to labels. Any definition posts of a term will be tagged this, along with any posts that mention labels.

Below are the most commonly used labels, though you can do a search for the prefix of any label to find posts about it. The prefix includes both sexual and romantic variants. (Ex: Demi would be posts relating to demisexual and/or demiromantic.)

Abro

Aceflux

Aroflux

Acespike

Acejump

Aego

Apothi

Apres

Bellus

Cupio

Demi

Fray

Gray

Iamvano

Idem

Inact

Lith

Nebula

Non-SAM

Orchid

Oriented Aroace

Placio

Quoi

Recipro

Requies

Sequencesexual

[dakotac0le]

points at rumi jrwi. u like the prideful genderweird grizzlyplays pc whos story is abt repression and finding themself and also has a Thing tm with gods ? ?? zeph is this but w more sass. not to mention THE WORLD of apothy is the closest thing to sow in jrwi. dnd 5e. gods and pantheons. graphic discriptions of violence do apply. there is a bird npc. go watch sow now.

i do actually think it should be mandatory for all rumi jrwi apothieosis enjoyers to watch shadows over welde but maybe thats just the curse talking

[gray-ace-space]

tag system

for some reason tumblr won't let me add new links to this, so the tags added recently are not clickable, sorry.

general categories

og post - posts posted by this blog or my main

positivity

information

community

history

txt

art

aes (aesthetic)

boards (moodboards and stimboards)

merch

humor

insp (inspiration)

terms

flags

aphobia - aphobia is discussed or argued with, but not directly present

internalized aphobia

grayphobia - same principle

anti exclus

amatonormativity

relationships

video

psa

signal boost

asks

submissions

poll

icons

heart to heart - a specific series of posts i make exploring my own feelings about my gray asexuality and experiences with it (heads up for possible negativity)

this acespec thinks x is hot

glitter text

acespec identities

gray ace

ace

acespec - blanket tag for all acespec identities minus gray ace

demi ace

aceflux

aego

aspec

ace men

ace women

alloace

aroace

non sam

acemid

oriented aroace

angled aroace

caed

lith / akoi 

fray 

cupio 

recipro 

quoi 

spike 

orchid

ena

bellus

ficto

myr

volo

apres

idem

sequence

auto

placio

nebula

haze

icula (see also: sex favorable / sex indifferent)

demiaego

graydemi / demigray

aegoaceflux / aegoflux

graycupio / cupiogray

sex favorable

sex repulsed / apothi

sex averse

sex indifferent

sex ambivalent

other lgbtq identities

sexuality

gay

lesbian

bi

pan

ply (polysexual)

omni (omnisexual)

mspec

abro (considered aspec also)

wlw / sapphic

mlm

nblw / wlnb

nblm / mlnb

nblnb

mspec lesbian + bi lesbian + pan lesbian

mspec gay + bi gay

bambi lesbian

gender

trans

nonbinary

genderqueer

agender

multigender

genderfluid

genderfae

genderfaun

genderflux

girlflux

boyflux

bigender

trigender

polygender

pangender

demigirl

demiboy

demigender

maverique

neutrois

androgyne

arospec

aro

gray aro

demiro

aroflux

arospec

alloaro

aromid

other

queer

questioning

intersex

polyam

queerplatonic

two spirit

lesboy

turigirl

varioriented

stone

butch

femme

gnc

intersectionality

poc

black 

indigenous

latine

asian

jewish

desi

muslim

disability

neurodivergent

autistic

bpd

ocd

adhd

trauma

kink

consent

sex work

body positivity

health

sex ed

dates and events

pride month (june)

disability pride month (july)

aro week (week after VD)

international women's day (march 8)

trans visibility day (march 31)

lesbian visibility week (april 26 and surrounding week)

agender pride day (may 19)

pan visibility day (may 24)

mspec lesbian week (may 26 and surrounding week)

nonbinary day (july 14)

bi month (september)

international lesbian day (oct 8)

interesex awareness day (oct 26)

trans awareness week (week before nov 20)

trans day of remembrance / tdor (nov 20)

world aids day (dec 1)

pan week (december 6-12)

(no separate tags for acespec events bc it is ace day every day here)

fandom things

characters

alastor (from hazbin hotel)

good omens

steven universe

ddlc (doki doki literature club)

barbie

mlp (my little pony)

todd chavez (from bojack horseman)

jessica rabbit

lilith clawthorne (from the owl house)

arcane

content warnings - blacklist as needed

tw aphobia - aphobia directly present and sometimes quite intense

tw grayphobia - same principle

tw transphobia

tw nbphobia

tw terfs

tw homophobia

tw biphobia

tw intersexism / tw perisexism

tw misogyny

tw racism

tw fatphobia

tw abuse

tw conversion therapy

tw sexual harassment

tw sexual assault

tw medical abuse

tw child abuse

tw violence

tw guns

tw drugs

tw suicide mention

tw self harm

tw mutilation

tw religion

tw christianity

tw periods

tw discourse

tw negativity

tw insects

tw body horror

tw blood

tw periods

tw nazis

tw genocide

tw cults

tw surgery

long post

gifs

flashing

eyestrain

nsfw

languages

spanish

russian

french

[certainempatheticturkeymuffin]

LGBTQ Headcanons

Hi, I’m jumping on the bandwagon, I have solid headcanons for a few of the group, but finally mapping them all out will be great.

Sky: Cassgender, Demiromantic/Gynesexual, He/Him This is mostly because I don’t see him putting much thought into gender, and he just goes with the flow, he’s used to He/Him, but won’t complain if other pronouns are used. He’s only attracted to women, but it does take him a long time to actually fall in love, it’s why Sun is really the only one who’s ever captured his heart.

Four: Aro/Ace, They/Them Because Four is a literal mess of genders and romantic orientations they default to AroAce, because anything else is just weird when they’re all shoved into the same body and they’re all ace anyway. They/them pronouns mostly work for everyone, so they’re a somewhat stable person when fused. Here are the headcanons for each color:

Green: Male, Hetero/Apothi, He/Him Green is your standard straight cis male, but he’s also apothisexual, which is just an extreme version of asexuality that means he is actually repulsed by sex, not just lacking sexual attraction. He’s usually the white bread of my headcanons, but he’s got a crush on Dot so I usually run with that. He doesn’t like they/them pronouns, but he’s gotten used to them so he can make his siblings more comfortable when they’re stuck as Four.

Red: Demiboy, Bellus/Ace, He/Him, They/Them Red is, as usual, a cinnamon roll. He’s just standard asexual, feeling no sexual attraction, and he does enjoy traditionally romantic things like cuddling and kissing, but not in the context of a romantic relationship (hence Bellusromantic). He uses he/him and they/them, but some days he will have a preference and he won’t be shy about correcting you.

Blue: MtF, Aro/Ace, She/Her And you wonder why Blue is always angry. She can live with They/Them pronouns, but absolutely prefers she/her. I tend to flip flop between making her a demigirl or full on female in the context of my stories, but in headcanon form, she’s always a trans-woman. Poor Blue is always suffering since she can’t yell at people to use she/her when she’s stuck inside Four’s body.

Vio: Demigirl, Demi/Apothi, They/Them, She/Her Vio prefers they/them pronouns, but won’t object to she/her. They don’t necessarily take a long time to fall for someone, but you need to have a really deep friendship with them, no matter how long it takes. Unfortunately for Vio, they fell for Shadow and still haven’t really gotten over the heartbreak even though they knew it wouldn’t end well the moment they realized what was happening.

All in all, Four is just a mess. Especially Blue, because oops i made her suffer.

Time: Male, Demi, He/Him Hey, a cis guy. I make him full on Demi because why not, and also him and Malon don’t have children yet which could be considered odd depending on the time period. Normally you’re supposed to have kids like immediately, and both Time and Malon look to be in their mid twenties, which isn’t old by modern means, but definitely was in ye olden days.

Legend: Genderfluid, Bi, He/Him, She/Her, They/Them Pronouns change from moment to moment. They’re solidly bi, and despite leaning more towards women, Ravio managed to capture his heart and they have already gotten married-for tax purposes, of course ;)

Hyrule: Agender, Aro/Ace, He/Him Poor Hyrule didn’t even know what gender was until it was explained to him. He’s too used to He/Him pronouns for anything else to feel normal, so he just goes with it. He also didn’t understand the whole romance thing until he saw Time and Malon. To be honest, he still doesn’t understand the whole romance thing. The woes of being aroace.

Twilight: Male, Demi/Hetero, He/Him Look, another cis! He was good friends with Midna, and it wasn’t until near the end of the journey that he actually fell in love with her. He’s dealing with it rather well, but he’s still salty that his heart would betray him like that.

Wind: FtM, Pan/Ace, He/Him He hasn’t told any of the group that he’s trans, mostly because he doesn’t want them to think of him any differently, even if logically he knows Four is kind of going through the same thing. Tetra’s Crew all know and vehemently defend him when others try to misgender him. Aryll loves her big brother and will also jump to his defense, and Wind is just happy he has such a supportive grandmother, because puberty hit him like a truck and he hated it because it was all wrong. The moment he had a breakdown because of his period was the moment his grandmother knew that she needed to do something because she wasn’t going to allow her grandson to suffer because of her inaction.

Warriors: Male, Bi, He/Him He keeps it on the downlow, mostly because he has horrible taste in men: namely, they’re usually the bad guys, like Girahim, or super fucking weird, like Girahim. He was very conflicted over it and has never brought it up, even if he’s sure Fi has told Sky because it was Girahim. Not to mention he found Volga hot and he’s had a crisis to this day, because which villain will he fall for next, Zant!?

Wild: Bigender, Aro/Apothi, He/Him, She/Her Wild didn’t think anything of it when he actually enjoyed parading around Gerudo Town as a woman. He didn’t think anything of it when he felt only mild disgust when he was told that Mipha loved him. And he felt bad but also a little grossed out when he had to reject Zelda. He genuinely didn’t think anything of it until Teba explained that it wasn’t exactly normal to not ever want a mate. And he was a little embarrassed when Riju explained that no, men usually didn’t take active joy in parading around as a woman. Still, he has a free pass into Gerudo Town now, so he’s good!

And there we have it: Sky’s apathetic about gender and also really in love with Sun, Four’s a mess, Time loves Malon, Legend is pure bi energy, Hyrule is a confused bean, Twilight is salty, Wind is happy now, Warriors has terrible taste in men, and Wild is also another mildly confused bean. 

And yes, I shoved as much ace representation in there because Asexuals Need Good Representation and Asexuals Are Part Of The LGBTQ Community.

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Linkle: MtF, Lesbian, She/Her We need a lesbian on the team, and trans representation while we’re at it? Awesome! And also, her grandmother telling her that she’s the legendary hero when all the heroes are known to be men makes a lot more sense if her grandmother mistook her for a boy when she was younger.