#APH Egypt

[mac-ann-cheese]

The funny thing is that I really like Egypt in Hetalia (and completely baffled that there is so little of him in manga....)

[o0-darkness-0o]

Since a long time I didn't post anything here so here some Hetalia Stuff what I made for Rol or just for fun

[peonycats]

I love how your version of Egypt gives "The Egyptians think that the most significant thing you can do in your life is die" vibes lmao

it sure is... egypt_family_guy_death_pose.jpg

[cawe-sama]

Flirting in the library of alexandria... damn boys

@hetalia-rarepairweek day 1!! Mandatory historical EgyPrus <3

[fertaine]

hws gangsta but its uh mediterranean trio ig

i wanna draw cyprus too but im so tired right n💔💔💔

[iamsebo]

[trainedsubway]

mochidex cards be upon ye.

the tags are going to be a hell hole but alas

[shtibididopdopyesyes]

Hetalia characters I HC that can do belly dance

• Egypt: He literally invented it. He's a pro • Turkey: Also a pro. Can do both the traditional belly dance and the Turkish köçek/göbek • Greece: A master of tsiftiteli • Bulgaria: Pretends that he hates Turkish culture yet he still shakes his hips and a$$ to Oriental rhythms at parties. Learned kyuchek from Turkey during the Ottoman rule • Romania: Same as Bulgaria, but he's more confident and open about it. He's really good at it, and is very flexible and seductive, which makes both Bulgaria and Turkey interested • Poland: He's more into the contemporary version of it you can see on TikTok

[mytale0]

[denshi-streetart]

時々描きたくなる埃さん

[forsoobado137]

as for your au, do you hc any nations as being queer? which ones? how does this play into politics and homophobia? would they stay closeted because of it? I've always thought relationships between nations would be seen as extremely problematic under the public eye, hence the hundreds of years of pining and denial. Not only for national relations but also because the relationship would most likely be a queer one considering the ratio of male/female nations.

It would be kind of hard to justify being homophobic if it's known that the literal personification of your own country has a long history of queerness. It's not like anyone has the right to tell them to not be, when the only other immortal beings are probably of the same gender, and being two immortal beings who have been through literal war and death together they have a bond that no human could possibly hope to understand.

Obviously I don't know your stance on shipping so you don't have to answer this, but the subject and implications of homophobia and relationships have always been so interesting to me in a public au and I need to hear someone else's thoughts. Thank you!!

Some of my queer headcanons kind of align with what is already canon/popular in fanon. I'm just going to do a quick bullet list. It's okay if you don't agree with them.

Italy: Bisexual. He mostly likes women though. He’s kind of half closeted because of biphobia and homophobia, but also everyone lowkey kind of knows.

Germany: a gay. A homo. I cannot see him with a woman. The only one who doesn’t know he’s gay is himself.

America: I see him as aromantic. He has sexual attraction, but he doesn’t vibe with romance.

France: very openly pansexual. Also kind of gnc. He mostly dresses in suits, but he loves expressing his French fashion regardless of gender norms.

Poland: Genderfluid and gay, but he's very closeted because of queerphobia.

China: Undecided level of queer. But he doesn’t really care about labeling it.

Greece: pan, but he doesn’t even acknowledge it.

Sweden: Canonically gay.

Spain: Bisexual because of his marriage with Austria.

Austria: Denies being queer because the marriage was political. Forever unlabeled.

Wales: Aroace. I cannot see him as anything else. His only love is for dragons or something.

Vietnam: Lesbian. She does not care for men.

Egypt: Non-binary. When someone asks if he's a boy or a girl, he'll reply "I'm Egypt."

It can get very messy with politics. Nations being in public relationships with each other is always going to be seen as a political statement. It's only something that is allowed if they're legally married. If they do enter relationships, especially if their governments are enemies, they keep it on the dl. A lot of nations, such as Poland, are closeted because of A: being forced by their bosses to do so, and B: the queerphobia they would face should they come out.

It doesn't matter if a country is openly queer, there will always be homophobes and shit. The most common form of Olympic-level mental gymnastics is claiming "my nation has been brainwashed by the queer community, which is why these anti-queer laws are necessary to keep them safe!" Sometimes, they'll protest in the streets/harrass the nation (though nobody likes the people who do this). Sometimes, they just denounce their citizenships and move somewhere else (good riddance).

[hetaliastuf]

meanwhile in egygre

Egypt: you seem hard to kill

Greece: thanks

Greece: i haven't been killed in a while

Egypt: to your knowledge

Greece:

Greece: huh

[peonycats]

never give countries access to twitter, pt 2

[pepsiloverswarehouse]

I'm not sure how Tumblr is with censorship, so just in case I covered Ancient Greece

Ancient Egypt and Greece were caring mothers of their sons.

[inconsistent-doodler]

My little sister knows nothing about Hetalia and so I made her guess characters’ human names, she got two right because she was joking. She thought Poland was Sweden so jokingly used pewdiepies name and she only got China because I said he has the same name as a Mulan character and she thought Yao was funny, couldn’t for all, she thought Seychelles name was Jolie.

All in all I think she did a decent job and some of these nss as mes I actually prefer.

[karabin4ik]

I love our RP game.

A little clarification: our RP takes place in a certain hotel that has the ability to somehow magically move around the world. He's currently in Finland, so I decided to dress Ancient Egypt in a fur coat to keep her from freezing. (They also found Egypt in a sarcophagus, which was given to the hotel owner) ✌️