#APEX PREDATORS

[starterpak]

𝗘𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗦 "𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡" 𝗞𝗜𝗗 𝘃𝘀 𝗦𝗘𝗔 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥 "𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗥" 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦 ☠️

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[indeedgoodman]

[dev1rus]

Bro thinks he's in top gun 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏

[ytcomments-archive]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Great White Sharks are not technically apex predators since they are preyed upon by Orcas (x)

[psyrapmafia]

just some chicken soup for my sadistic soul

(all sapient adult NPCs in this sketch)

[smallfry15005]

Kane: Did I tell you the one time I got babysat by an iguana?

Viper: Everything I learn about you is against my will.

[heavenlyhoundoom]

As a snapping turtle, Tito is an apex predator, so here a list of animals that Tito hunts and eats. (He eats more types of animals than real life snapping turtles.)

Ducks, geese, swans, fish, mice, rats, squirrels, snakes, rabbits, seagulls, raccoons, otters, and groundhogs are his usual prey. He has occasionally hunted lager prey like wolves, deer,large species of snakes like boas and pythons, and even bears, but that's only when he's in a feral hunger state and can't think straight.

There are a few animals Tito won't eat.

Turtles: He's not a cannibal.

Bugs: They're too small to satisfy his hunger.

Alligators: He's friends with an alligator.

Weasels: His best friend/boss is a weasel.

Foxes: He doesn't like the taste of foxes.

Porcupines/hedgehogs: They're covered in quils.

Skunks: He doesn't want to get sprayed.

Beavers: His brother is a beaver.

And Frogs: His sister in-law is a frog.

[djwaglmuffin]

Hey @rifftrax , you ever watch one of these movies and wonder if any of the actors tried to stop dumb from coming out of their mouths?

"Shark ESP? That's what you want me to say? ... You're sure? SHARK ESP?"

I still don't know who the main character is, lol

[brokenspring]

Funny story

Funny story: Proper disposal of clockwork devices is essential. On Saturn, the writhing tangle of scuttled airships, junked barnacle mining equipment, failed experimental widgets, and lost automaton pets called the Hunter has become a severe menace to shipping.

[mordeiswrld]

APEX MASTERLIST

Wraith

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Valkyrie

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Vantage

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Lifeline

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Catalyst

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Ash

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Horizon

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Loba

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Mad Maggie

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Bangalore

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Wattson

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NewCastle

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Pathfinder

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Crypto

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Rampart

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Octane

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Seer

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Fuse

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Revenant

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Gibraltar

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Mirage

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Bloodhound

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Caustic

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[dev1rus]

2am doodles follow me I'm delicious

[mediocrephd]

Most sharks are just big ocean puppies! I've always thought it was a little unfair how other apex predators like lions, wolves, and eagles are viewed as noble, powerful, beautiful, and majestic. But sharks are still far too often considered thoughtless killers (dead shark eyes), targeted man eaters (jaws did a lot for this continued misconception), and just largely scary.

Realistically sharks are just filling in the same ecological niche as those apex predators, except they're in the ocean. They're really no more dangerous than those other idolised predators, and they deserve the same grave and wonderment.

Just as we've seen people treat wolves, lions, ect with love and care in sanctuaries, there are people who lead dives to interact with friendly, habituated sharks. They've really been helping too de-villainise sharks, but it would be great to see more softness for them in the media.

[princessmontereywhalewatching]

[smallfry15005]

Blisk, to Slone: I'm out of backup plans, so we're just going to take him with us and improvise.

Jack Cooper, severly concussed and handcuffed to a pipe: Am I being kidnapped?

Blisk: No, of course not.

Jack Cooper: ...Then can I leave?

Blisk: Mm, no.