#ANNOYING COWORKERS

[commentgoblin]

I need them to stop making superhero movies so I can stop hearing men with no media literacy talk about them at work.

[iamrubyjanerabaca]

2023.10.26 Giving up

I don’t normally give up on things that are hard for I am me. I don’t pretend to be like everyone else. I am who I am, not who people think I am. I don’t have time for drama (but somehow is always caught by drama). If you don’t like who I am, then that’s alright. I am not living for people (anymore). I am living for myself and for God who has his arms around me all the time.

I’ve built walls around to ensure I never get hurt again, but now I know I should trust the right people. I shouldn’t put my energy into meaningless relationships and toxic people. I know my worth and won’t settle for less than I deserve.

Today, I have witnessed how God has his hands around me from sparing me of trouble for the activities I have set out for my kids to enjoy Halloween which didn’t sit right with everyone at work. But God had me protected.

Then, I am supposed to have breakfast with co-workers tomorrow which won’t happen anymore because my boss cancelled the plan today. Which I am grateful because I don’t want to be around people whom I can feel ingenuity.

God humbled me today that regardless how fierce I look getting through the day, I am still but a weak creation made by God. He is my strength and he my deliverer. My only hope and salvation. Thank you Lord Jesus for another day that you have allowed me to see your goodness.

[thelonelyrainbowguy]

So my Mexican coworker today was talking about food and she was like “oh you know what I love? When white people make ambrosia. That stuff’s the shit!” and my white coworker pipes up all confident like “now why is THAT okay? If I said I love when Hispanic people make tacos, would THAT be okay??” clearly thinking she was doing something, fighting reverse racism or whatever 🙄 and me and my Mexican coworker were like “…yes? more authentic that way? probably tastier?” lmao 🤦🏻‍♂️ I despise 99% of the people I work with. Like Shut UP Karen YOU ARE NOT OPPRESSED it was LITERALLY A COMPLIMENT about A FOOD THAT WHITE PEOPLE MOSTLY MAKE. CALM D O W N

[n0xxiie]

i have no idea how to use tumblr but

do we all have that one annoying coworker that constantly makes passive aggressive comments but starts victimizing themselves when they get the same treatment? because i have been at three jobs, and i met this type of coworker, just different people. idk how to deal with them, tbh 🤷

[redheadosity]

Lucifer: Dude, I wasn’t procrastinating!

God: It sure looks like you were procrastinating.

Lucifer: No way! I had the space and the general idea of things. But SOMEOME didn’t bother to pass on the final details. Like how to I torture someone without knowing who it is. Or know when to have something done if I’m not told when their coming. You can’t hand out an assignment without providing the rubric and deadline!

God: I’m pretty sure I can do whatever I want. That’s like, my whole thing. I’m all powerful.

Lucifer: You know, this is why I left. You are so annoying. Trying to talk to you is the worst. Seriously, it’s hell.

God: Well, yeah. You are literally calling me from hell.

Lucifer: Holy Hades…

God: Are you good? Should I be concerned? It seems like maybe your having some memory issues.

Lucifer: You know what, screw you, man. Just give me a bit more time and I’ll have things up and running. I’m too busy to deal with this shit…

God: [hears phone line go dead] I don’t know why he’s always so hotheaded…

[keepittightsisters]

Do You Work with These 7 Annoying Coworkers? Find Out Now!

We’ve all been there—stuck in an office with annoying coworkers. Whether it’s the Overachiever who questions your work ethic or the Social Butterfly who knows everyone’s life story, these personalities can test your patience. You might roll your eyes during another long meeting led by the Office Comedian. Or you could wonder where the Ghost has been hiding since last year’s holiday party. But…

[somerandomboysblog]

"If I leave, it's gonna be on good terms.", "If I leave, it's gonna be on good terms," "If I leave, it's gonna be on good ter-" I repeat in my head as I'm try not ragequit my customer service job.

[dixonsgirl93]

Incoming: bit of a work rant.

I… so my boss made a new (separate to our normal one) WhatsApp group excluding this one coworker some of us (I especially) don’t get on well with and she’s called it “happy workers 😂”

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

I can’t 😂

It’s so funny cause this one co-worker is such a suck-up and she talks down to the rest of us. Acts like she’s gonna get a promotion/favouritism if she works the hardest or fastest etc. like, bitch, you’re on min wage, calm tf down.

Anyway, just thought it was funny. Still no idea what it means. She’s (my boss) just sent a thumbs up in the new chat.

(I may update on this post if anyone cares so turn on notifs 😂)

[tarkulich]

The Good Stuff - 8/8/23

www.sixthfloorcomic.com

[scarefox]

ugh today is actually quiet shit

[uberjon]

Have you ever imagined a coworker’s head exploding like a rotten watermelon? No? It’s just me then? Okay…

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Post-identity reveal galas that Bruce and Clark both attend become a game of cat and mouse as Bruce tries to subtly corner Clark to "accidentally" spill his champagne all over him so they have an excuse to go talk in private about superhero stuff (clark does not find this nearly as funny as bruce does)

[morganbritton132]

Eddie: Terrible news, everybody. Steve’s growing a mustache

Steve: Growing? I’ve already grown it

Eddie: You look like a pornstar

Steve, snorting: Like you’re not into that

Eddie, rolling his eyes:…I am into it. I don’t like the way it feels on my face when we kiss

Steve: How about the way it feels on your-

Robin: Could you not?

Gareth: We’re in the middle of a live-stream.

Steve, did not know that: Eddie!

Eddie: I didn’t know that’s where you were going with this conversation!

[sonyushka-bonjour]

if you hc both gwen and alice as trans, it makes the "its a bad name" "so is gwendolyn" joke 10x better

[uncanny-tranny]

Hey, if you have speech impediments, you are so amazing.

If you stutter or have a lisp or misspeak easily or you have a flat affect or a limited verbal vocabulary or if your voice is AAC or if you just have a difference in your vocality, you are so incredibly important and amazing.

Just know that your voice is yours. Nobody will ever be able to truly take it away. Your voice is part of you, and you deserve to make it as true to you as you deem fit. I hope you have the space to grow with your voice and whatever about it makes it unique.

[toxycodone]

yall. Jimmy isn’t a total monster. And that’s what makes mouthwashing so much scarier, right?

because the way we see Jimmy joke around and have actual meaningful conversations (pre and post incident) with the crew members (including Anya).

I really do think him assaulting her was a surprise to Curly and even her. Like he at least got along w everyone decently enough. So his actions are just that much scarier and unprecedented. And also more realistic…he’s not some evil ass monster. He’s just some guy. There’s the horror in that situation, really.

Assaulted and abusers aren’t always some boogeyman. Sometimes they’re the people you know and even trust.