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The Polyjuice Ploy - Ominis x FemReader
Well... this got out of hand. This was a request made by this lovely person -> @mentosanu and here is the original post/request
Hopefully I have not gone too crazy and this is somewhat what you wanted lol. if not... my b.
Shoutout again to @isolight for reading this over <3 you da best
Music to enjoy -> Flight of Dragons
Summary: Sebastian and Ominis, after reading through an old textbook, get the idea of Ominis drinking a Polyjuice Potion to enjoy a day of sight and surprise a certain special someone ;)
Word Count: ~7,8-, (checks word count again... omfg) ~7,800 words
Warnings: angst/hurt, slightly heated kissing, comfort/fluff
Credit to the Harry Potter website and JK where I basically stole *cough* rewrote the description of what a polyjuice potion does and the affects of the polyjuice when ominis transforms
Read my other Ominis Fics Here
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Ominis rests his head into his palm with a sigh. His quill writes out the last sentences he needs for his essay and he couldn’t be happier to be nearly done. Footsteps echoing on stone catch his attention, followed by the gate of the Undercroft rattling open.
“Ah, was hoping to find you here.” Sebastian greets.
“Looking for me, were you?” Ominis spares Sebastian a grin in greeting. “I’m busy at the moment, but if you don’t mind waiting-,”
Something heavy drops onto the table Ominis is using, sloshing his pot of ink. Ominis frowns as he feels over the object in front of him.
“Why… what is this?” Ominis questions, tracing over the worn cover of a leather tome. He runs his other hand along the spine. The bindings of the book are exposed and he can feel the bumps of worn cords holding the loose pages together. Even the leather is peeling on the corners and edges. Whatever the title of the tome was, it’s long since faded as his wand can’t find a legible letter to decipher.
“Some light reading I need help with.” Sebastian states while he takes a seat next to Ominis.
Ominis sighs, “I don’t have time for this, Sebastian. I must finish this report for Profess-,”
“That can wait. This is far more pressing.” Sebastian shoves away all of Ominis’ writing utensils.
“Sebastian!”
“Ominis, you were the one saying I needed to find other ways to cure Anne. Well, this could be it. Now, are you going to help me, or sit there and complain?”
Ominis lets out a deep breath while he flips the book open, “Fine. But only for a little bit. Then I must finish my report.” Ominis stresses with a glare aimed towards Sebastian.
“Thank you, my friend. I won’t soon forget this.”
Ominis skims through the pages. Seems Sebastian procured an archaic textbook dated back to the first few years of Hogwarts - detailing the more illicit potions you could make. Elixirs ranging from the mundane boil remover to the far more deadly Eternal Sleep Draughts. Ominis doesn’t find much in the book to help Anne, not even a remedy to help with the pain. He flips to another page when he pauses.
It enables the consumer to assume the physical appearance of another person, as long as they have first procured part of that individual’s body to add to the brew. The effects of the potion are only temporary, and, depending on how well it has been brewed, may last anywhere from ten minutes to twelve hours. You are able to change age, sex, and race by taking the Polyjuice Potion, but not species.
The more he reads, the more his thoughts stray from searching for a cure for Anne. To take on the physical appearance of someone else and to change…
“Find something?” Sebastian questions, glancing over Ominis’ still wand digging into the page.
“No.” Ominis states and tries to turn to another section of the book, but Sebastian snatches the tome from Ominis’ grasp. He examines what has caught Ominis’ attention and Sebastian’s brows furrow at what he finds.
“Polyjuice Potion?” Sebastian looks over to Ominis.
“I’m sorry. I got distracted. Can we please move on and go back to the task at hand?” Ominis reaches for the book, but Sebastian keeps it just out of his reach and chuckles.
“Why’re you so interested in a Polyjuice Potion, Ominis?”
Ominis huffs with a shake of his head, “I’m not.”
Sebastian rolls his eyes, “You most definitely are.”
Ominis crosses his arms with a snarl, “And if I am? What of it?”
Sebastian reads over the passage again, a smile forming on his lips, “I can see why you would be. If I’m thinking the same thing you are.”
“It’s silly. I shouldn’t even entertain the thought.” Ominis dismisses.
“Why not? Wouldn’t you want to spend the day being able to see?”
Ominis frowns, “But, it wouldn’t be through my own eyes. It would have to be through someone else's. And I doubt anybody would be willing to give me a lock of hair for such a thing.”
Sebastian puts his hand on Ominis’ shoulder with a slight grin, “It’s a good thing I am that somebody.”
“What?”
“You heard me. I think we should make this potion and once it’s done, you can use my hair. It’ll be perfect!” Sebastian shakes Ominis in his excitement.
“Brewing a Polyjuice Potion takes time. And, far more importantly, skill. A skill I doubt either of us possesses.”
Sebastian leans back in his chair with a hum, “That could pose a problem. Unless, we found someone to make us the potion.”
Ominis cranes his head, “Who would be willing to-,” the words die in his mouth. His lips thin as he nods, “I know of someone. I’ll have to reach out to them though.”
Sebastian claps his hands together with a grin, “Excellent. This may be one of your better ideas, Ominis.”
Ominis snatches the book from Sebastain and goes back to researching, “We shall see, won’t we?”
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Two weeks pass before Ominis receives word back from his contact. The letter is brief and Ominis is filled with excited trepidation as he heads to the Hog’s Head for the meeting. Ominis is relieved the transaction is quick, with few words exchanged. Ominis keeps the potion close to his chest as he heads to the Undercroft to stash it away until the right moment.
Three days later, Sebastian finds Ominis pacing in the Undercroft.
“Sorry I’m late.” Sebastian greets. “Ready for this?”
Ominis shakes his head, “I don’t know. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.”
“What’s the problem? You seemed sure yesterday.”
Ominis stops, letting out a sigh, “Are you sure you’re okay with this? If you’re have any doubts, I-,”
“I want to do this, Ominis.” Sebastian interjects. “Now, where is that potion before you change your mind.”
Ominis reaches into his pocket and hands the potion over to Sebastian. Sebastain holds the palm-sized phial up to the fire’s light. He plucks out a few strands of his hair then he places them into the potion. A faint sizzling sound can be heard as Sebastian swirls the muddy liquid. Sebastian hands the potion back to Ominis.
“Drink up.” Sebastian grins.
Ominis holds the potion in his hand - willing away his nerves. He raises the potion up with a slight smile, “Cheers.”
He downs the thick liquid, refusing to allow himself to gag at the taste and consistency.
Immediately, his insides start writhing and twisting. He doubles over, wondering if he’s going to throw up the concoction. A burning sensation spreads rapidly from his stomach to the tips of his fingers and toes. It’s enough to bring him gasping to all fours, whimpering and moaning as a horrible melting feeling begins to overtake him. His skin feels like it’s bubbling. His fingers stretch out, growing larger and longer. He hears the popping of his joints as they shift into their new positions over the rushing of blood in his ears. His shoulders stretch and he’s constricted in his own clothes. He rips off his robe, flinging it away, and his legs and feet are in agony. His shoes are now two sizes too small and he could feel his hair resting along his forehead instead of being neatly styled back.
“Ominis! Ominis, are you alright? Answer me!” Sebastian demands, flipping Ominis over to his back.
Ominis spares him a nod, finding his tongue to be too heavy and thick in his mouth to speak. He no longer feels like he’s ripping apart and the nausea he felt has all but evaporated.
Sebastian chuckles, “Wow. I… this is absolutely dotty.”
Ominis’ brows pinch and Sebastian’s hands assist him into a sitting position.
“Ominis. Open your eyes.” Sebastian urges.
Ominis sucks in a sharp breath then slowly opens his eyes. A bright face grinning back at him is the first thing he sees. Ominis stares at the boy, taking in the sight.
“Sebastian?” His voice is not his own and Sebastian’s eyes widen.
“Whoa! Oh, wow, Ominis. You can see.” Sebastian’s grin is contagious and Ominis matches his excitement.
“I can see. I see you.” Ominis reaches up and touches Sebastian’s face, his eyes blurring with sharp tears burning his eyes and throat. Sebastian lets Ominis trace over his smiling face. It’s all so familiar. The bridge of Sebastian’s nose all the way down to the curve of his brows. Ominis didn’t expect his friend to have such dark eyes and dots all over his face. Sebastian’s hair is about how he pictured though - a thick mess on top of his head.
“Well? Am I what you envisioned, or have I disappointed?” Sebastian teases.
Ominis shakes his head, “You’re nothing like I envisioned. Yet, it makes sense. I-,” he turns his attention to around them. He gets to his shaky legs and laughs as he looks around.
The room is far less inviting than he imagined with the stone being a dull, dreary hue. The lights of the brazers and candles lures him closer. The warmth of their light takes his breath away and his hand reaches out to hover just over the flames. He turns his gaze to all the crates, boxes, and other items stored away down here. Some are covered in a fine layer of dust, while others are draped over with light colored sheets.
“This is the Undercroft.” Ominis mumbles to himself.
“Indeed it is.” Sebastian grabs each of Ominis’ shoulders and drags him over to a cracked mirror. “And here you are.”
Ominis stares at the two identical boys in the mirror. Ominis’ eyes widen and the boy across from him does the same. He tilts his head and so does the reflection. He touches over his cheek and drags his fingers down over the tanned, freckled skin.
He looks over to Sebastian, “How odd indeed.”
“I must say, this is probably the best you’ve ever looked, Ominis.” Sebastian smirks.
Ominis laughs, “I’m sure.”
Ominis stares at Sebastian, finding it unbelievable he can actually see his friend looking back at him with a devilish smile. He could always hear Sebastian’s smirks when he spoke, but to see how it affects his face, especially his eyes - illuminating them in a way Ominis doesn’t quite understand - makes him wonder if all people are this animated.
“Well, as exciting as being here is, there’s a whole bunch of things you ought to see before that potion wears off.” Sebastian states.
Ominis nods, “Yes. Of course. Where should we begin?”
Sebastian smirks while guiding Ominis towards the exit gate, “Sorry, my friend, but I’m afraid I can’t go with you.”
“What?! Why not? This was practically your idea.” Ominis scowls.
Sebastian raises a brow, “Oh? And tell me how good of an idea will it be for the both of us to be seen together right now? They know I’m a twin, but I doubt they’ll believe this.” He gestures over Ominis.
“Besides,” Sebastian slips off his robe and tosses it to Ominis, “you already have plans today.”
“I do?” Ominis shrugs on the robe, adjusting the sleeves and rolling his shoulders.
“Yep! You’re supposed to be meeting up with a certain special someone right about now.” Sebastian grins.
“What? You made plans with her?” Ominis crosses his arms with a frown.
Sebastian rolls his eyes, “By I, I mean, you, Ominis.”
Ominis’ brows furrow, “You mean to say you didn’t tell her what we’re doing.”
“No. It’s better this way - trust me.” Sebastian opens the gate and motions for Ominis to go through, “Now, go to the North Exit. And have fun today. I’ll be here waiting until you come back.”
Ominis wants to protest, but Sebastian slams the gate closed in his face and starts walking away. Ominis sighs, making his way out of the Undercroft.
He’s met with a near blinding light once he emerges from the clock. His eyes roam all over, taking in the sights of students passing by. He grips his wand and follows the familiar vibrations towards the North Exit, but his stride is slow. The sounds he’s heard all start to merge together. The paintings, the statues, the students, the smells of certain plants - all of it forms the full picture before him. He stops several times in front of vibrant paintings of faraway places, suits of armor shining in the light, and when he takes a bridge outside, he’s completely entranced.
The sky above is a color he finds the most pleasing. Blue. That must be the color blue, he realizes. With gentle clouds rolling by, he’s starting to understand how people can gaze up at the heavens for hours on end. Students zip by on their brooms and he laughs at how wonderful the sight is. The sun peeks out over the towering castle. He can’t believe how small the sun is - he always imagined it taking up half the sky considering how much the light reaches. He has to look away when his eyes begin to burn and dark spots blot his vision. He continues his journey to the North Exit, but as he gets closer and closer the more his nerves start to show themselves.
Seeing Sebastian for the first time was surprising, so he can only imagine how he’ll react to seeing her. His heart won’t slow down - it keeps getting faster and faster with every step closer he gets. His hands clench and unclench themselves and he’s practically grinding his teeth into dust. He’s tempted to turn around, hide in the Undercroft until the potion wears off, just to cease this torture. He’s at the stairway gripping the cool railing as he descends. Just before he reaches the last step, the vibrations of his wand pick up a familiar aura of someone. His stomach twists. He looks over to find a girl standing by the door.
She cranes her head and smiles with a light wave, “Sebastian! What’re you doing here?”
Ominis freezes in place - his mind barely able to shove his wand into his robe’s pockets. His heart hammers in his chest and he can’t breathe. She walks towards him with confusion lacing her eyes. Her eyes. He can’t stop staring at them. They’re a beautiful color he’s not familiar with. They almost seem to sparkle. And how she moves is enchanting. It’s like she’s floating right over to him. Her perfume reaches his nose and a smile stretches across his face at the familiarity.
“Sebastian? Everything alright? Do I have something on my face?” She laughs, but her brows pinch together with slight worry at the thought.
“What? Um, no. I-, You look great. I-I mean, you’re-, It’s fine.” Ominis curses himself and decides shutting his mouth would be best for now until he regains control of his rattled mind.
She nods with her eyes slightly narrowed, “Well, um, have you seen Ominis?”
“Ominis?”
She laughs, “Yes, Ominis. You know, our friend? You said he’d be meeting me here to go to Hogsmeade. But, it looks like he’s running late.”
Damn Sebastian for telling her that. He probably thinks he’s so clever, Ominis seethes to himself.
“Well, actually…,” Ominis takes in her awaiting features, noting how much her face speaks for her - much like Sebastian’s. If only he could recognize what emotion she’s currently conveying with her pinched brows and slight frown. Perhaps Sebastian had a point about not telling her. He turns his gaze to the ground, “He said he wouldn’t be able to make it.”
“Oh.” Her frown fully forms and she looks away, “D-Did he say why?”
He curses himself at lying, but he can’t back down now, “He said he wasn’t feeling like himself.”
She nods, slow and disappointed, “I see. I should probably go check on him if he’s not feeling well.”
“No!” Ominis exclaims, making her eyes widen. “I mean, we could go to Hogsmeade together instead.”
She cranes her head, her eyes scanning over him as her mouth parts and closes several times.
“Ominis said I should take you.” He blurts out. “You know, as to not disappoint. He feels terrible about all of this.”
She spares him a small smile, “Ever the gentleman. Alright, if you don’t mind, I suppose it’d be nice to get away from the castle for the afternoon.”
He can’t stop his grin from forming and he holds out his arm for her, “Shall we?”
She raises a brow at him and he realizes all too late how odd this gesture is for ‘Sebastian’ to be making. He quickly lowers his arm and takes the lead with a hurried gait. She doesn’t follow immediately and it takes her a few long strides to catch back up. He opens the door and he’s taken back by the sight which greets him.
The lawn is a vivid pigment in contrast to the stone which cuts through it. The grass is lush and inviting. He kneels down and rests his hand on it. The grass ripples from the wind and he’s beguiled by how peaceful the motion is. He’s felt it a hundred times, but to see it actually happen as it moves in waves across the field makes his smile widen. He remembers Sebastian saying that grass is normally green. He takes in the color of green and how it paints the trees as well in a different shade - a more richer, green.
“Everything alright?”
He whips his head over to her, who watches him with a worrying gaze. He quickly stands back up.
“Fine. I apologize - I thought I saw something.” He walks ahead and she keeps up with him.
Ominis tries to keep himself from staring too long at the fountain as they pass. The water trickles and rings in his ears in a pleasant way, and he wouldn’t mind staring at the rippling water, but he forces himself to keep walking. They continue along the path and when they reach the bridge, he practically slams his chest against the railing to look at the river below.
The water rushes over the different colored rocks, taking various debris of leaves and twigs down stream. He follows the river until he sees the lake shimmering in the distance. He’s aware of her standing by him and her eyes are trained at where he was staring.
“Something caught your eye again?” She wonders.
“Yes, but it was nothing.” He dismisses.
She nods with a slight grin, “Are you sure you haven’t caught what currently plagues Ominis? You’re being quite odd today.”
“I’m fine.” Ominis smiles at her and she nods, but the way her gaze seems to be piercing right through him makes him feel exposed.
Despite doing his best to keep his eyes straight ahead instead of looking around, he can’t help himself. He can’t believe how beautiful the world is. He looks above them at the tree limbs overhanging the path. The sunlight filters through the canopy and he’s in awe at how such a simple thing could be so magnificent. He could actually see the rays of sunlight - he even reaches out to grab it. Little flying creatures flutter past them towards the bright flowers growing beside the path and he can’t quell his smile as he watches. The sound of the trumpet flowers makes him pause. While the flowers themselves were dazzling, their obnoxious noise masks any notes of admiration within him.
“You’re quiet today.” She says, bringing his attention to her. The sun illuminates her skin and hair, making her glow. He’s taken back by how captivating she is. His heart picks back up again and his stomach flutters and twists. He likes watching how her voice and lips work in tandem to speak. Then he realizes she’s said something else.
“I’m sorry, what did you say?” He mumbles.
She stops walking, making him do the same, “Are you sure you’re feeling okay?”
“Yes. I’m fine, I assure you.”
She opens her mouth, but promptly shuts it. She scans over him again then resumes walking. There’s an emotion written upon her face, but he’s not sure what it is. He’s finding great difficulty in discerning anything she says, too. A task he had no trouble with before, but now his mind can’t piece together her face with what’s being said.
The path winds up the hill and as they reach the top, his breath escapes him at the sight of Hogwarts in the distance. He all but sprints towards the overlook and he lets out a slight laugh at the castle. It was grand. Truly, and utterly, grand. The lake surrounds the school - which seemingly emerged with the jagged rocks which encompasses it. The towering trees seem almost insignificant compared to the striking, massive castle.
“Quite a sight.” She says with a sigh while she joins him at the railing. “It never fails to give me goosebumps.”
A flock of birds fly in front of Hogwarts and Ominis nods, “Magnificent.”
She watches him and her lips try tugging into a smile, but she refuses to let it form. She pats the railing then turns towards the path.
“Come along. We’re nearly there.”
Ominis takes in Hogwarts for a moment longer before following after her.
He’s looking up at a tree with leaves that were not green, but a light, almost soft color. He’s perplexed by the idea of trees being more than just green when his eyes widen at the entrance to the town. Hogsmeade is bustling with students and patrons alike - some rushing to get to where they need to be while others stroll about with not a care in the world.
She turns to him with a slight grin, “How about checking out Gladrags first? I’m in need of a new pair of gloves.”
He nods, his eyes darting everywhere. So much is happening, it’s enough to spin his head. Hogsmeade has always been a bit overwhelming to his senses - so many smells, sounds, and people. It makes it hard for him to know what’s happening, or where he was at times. Now, he sees the chaos before him is just as he imagined. Cauldrons bubble over crackling fires, lively music plays in the distance, several conversations all happening at once - it makes him grin with how mad this whole place is.
A hand takes his and he doesn’t think twice about grasping it back, letting it tug him along as he looks around. His mind catches up to him after a few steps and he looks down to find her leading him. He’s about to take his hand back and come up with some excuse to his bewilderment, but she glances towards him with a soft smile. This smile is far different from the others she’s had. It reaches all the way to her eyes. For some reason, it makes his chest warm and his breathing choppy - he can’t possibly remove his hand now. Not if it means extinguishing this feeling.
Her pace is far easier than it was on the way here. It gives him plenty of time to take in the sights of the different shops as they pass by. He recognizes the scents of some, like Honeydukes and The Three Broomsticks, and others surprise him by their appearance, like Spintwitches. Birds fly overhead - which he figures out are owls due to the parcels they carry - and watering cans zip past to the different rows of blooming flowers. He notices the hanging lights overhead and he wonders what nighttime must look like.
Honeydukes’ display of assorted, bright candy is what brings him to a full stop. The candy is vibrant and comes in so many designs and shapes.
“Do you want to go inside?” She questions.
He slowly nods and she giggles - leading him into the candy shop.
He can’t contain his smile at the vast array of colors before him. There’s more than he could ever imagine and he feels somewhat annoyed by how little everyone has told him - giving him only basic colors and denying him the plethora of shades they come in. It makes what he saw at Hogwarts seem almost muted in tone by comparison.
They browse the vast selection of succulent candies, chocolates, and cakes until he finds his favorite - Peppermint Toad. He picks up the box with a grin. He’s always enjoyed the sharp mint taste and how the toad hops around in his stomach after. He finds the whole experience amusing - much to Anne and Sebastian’s confusion.
“Is there anything you would like?” He asks, glancing towards her.
She laughs, “You want to get me something?”
He nods, ���Of course. Why wouldn’t I?”
She bites her lip with a slight shake of her head, “I wouldn’t mind a Chocolate Frog then. Since you’re offering.”
He pays for their sweets and they head back out - making their way towards Gladrags. He stares at the toad-shaped treat, noting how the pattern swirls with two different colors which possess a slight shine, before he pops it into his mouth. He frowns for a moment at the peppermint taste not being nearly as predominant as he remembers. While the toad hops in his stomach, she’s already eaten her chocolate and is examining her card.
“Merlin’s Beard. I got Almeric Sawbridge. Again.” She huffs.
He laughs at her sour expression. Her frown melts away into a warm grin and she looks away.
“I didn’t know you liked Peppermint Toads.” She comments. “Thought only Ominis did.”
Ominis curses himself for not thinking about such an oversight.
“I… normally don’t. I only wanted to see why Ominis enjoys them so.” He says.
“And?” She smiles. “What’s your verdict?”
“They’re adequate.”
She giggles with a slight shake of her head.
They arrive at Gladrags and the smell of pigment and fabric greet them as they walk in. She wanders over to a dress on display. She skims over the fabric with a slight smile then looks over to him.
“What do you think of this orange?” She wonders.
The dark, rich color is almost regal in appearance. He touches the dress, following the seam down the bodice and enjoying the stiff material.
“It looks beautiful.” He says.
Her eyes are aflame and a wide smile comes over her. She bites her lip then turns away towards the scarves. She looks over them until she finds one. She holds it out to inspect it before turning back to him.
“Do you think Ominis would like this?” She asks.
The monotonous tone of the scarf doesn’t evoke anything in him until he feels the article of clothing. It’s soft and brings a smile to his face.
“I like it.” He comments then shakes his head. “So, I’m sure Ominis would as well.”
She laughs, wrapping the scarf around his neck, “I’m glad you think so. Mind holding on to it for me then?”
“I-, of course.” He can feel his cheeks heating up as she smooths down the scarf on his chest. When her eyes meet his, a gasp escapes him. He feels encapsulated in a warmth he’s never experienced before. All from one single look. He’s slightly thankful he can’t see her all the time for he’s sure he would never be able to speak a coherent sentence to her otherwise.
She pays for the scarf then grabs his hand again, leading him outside. She turns to him with a grin.
“What would you like to do today?”
The question takes him by surprise and he can’t form a single thought to reply back to her.
“Well, if you have nothing in mind, then I may have something we can do.”
He smiles, “Lead the way.”
She squeezes his hand and his heart soars at the twinkle in her eyes. She’s up to something, but he can’t find it in himself to care. She leads him through Hogsmeade until they’re at the park. He’s heard the dragon’s rumbles from the topiary before, but he finds great amusement in seeing it. It’s far more animated than he imagined. And the dragon itself, while somewhat cute, gives him a slight shiver at how powerful of a beast they are. The colorful, flowered trees rain down their petals and he reaches out to grab one, but it slips right through his fingers. She takes them to the overlook and he can see the train station below them. Over in the distance, Hogwarts stands noblely.
“Well,” he faces her, “what did you have in mind?”
She has a sly smile as she gazes out over the scenery before them. The wind ruffles through her hair and he’s momentarily dizzy due to his lack of breathing. He needs to cease his staring, lest he die from self-induced asphyxiation, yet he's drawn to her and he’s unable to break away.
“It’s a fine day for some sightseeing.” She reaches into her robes and pulls out a worn, leather duffle bag. She glances around to ensure they’re still alone before she opens the bag.
A whooshing noise, followed by a light, emits from the bag. Before his eyes, a giant beast emerges, followed by another similar beast with different colorings. The creatures chirp and scratch their sharp claws on the stone ground. His eyes widen and he’s quick to step away from them and be closer to her.
“Hippogriffs.” She states.
“What do we need them for?” He questions - not bothering to mask his apprehension.
She grins as she goes to one of the Hippogriffs that’s similar in coloring as the scarf she gave him.
“This is Highwing. She’s quite spectacular, isn’t she?” She holds out her hand and Highwing bumps her beak against her palm. “And the other one is her mate. Dashmane.”
“Dashmane?”
She giggles, “Yes, because he’s so dashing.”
The darker shade of the beast’s plumage shimmers in the sunlight. Ominis appreciates how stunning both of the creatures are.
“First things first, you must introduce yourself to him - by giving a low bow.” She informs him.
Ominis glances between her and Dashmane before he does as she instructed. He bows, his back low and his head even lower. His eyes dart up to the creature as Dashmane bows back to him.
“Excellent.” She grins as she goes to Highwing’s side then mounts the awaiting beast. She looks over to him expectantly.
“But, I-I don’t know how to fly.” He protests.
“You’ll be fine O-,” She pauses with a slight cough, “Sebastian. You’ll pick it right up.”
He gulps as he follows her movements and manages to jump then swing his leg over Dashmane. Ominis situates himself on the beast’s back. He looks over to her and she has a pleased smile. She appears relaxed - like this is natural for her to be on the back of a Hippogriff.
“Ready?” She wonders.
He examines Dashmane, “Where do I hold on to?”
She shrugs, “Anywhere you can.”
He frowns, settling on grabbing a hold of a few tufts of feathers near the nape of Dashmane’s neck. Dashmane lets out a startled squawk, rearing up and nearly sending Ominis sliding off. Dashmane gallops forward and his wings unfurl as he vaults over the stone banister. With a few mighty flaps of his wings, Dashmane is soaring over the train tracks and towards the train station. Ominis’ heart is pounding in his chest and his eyes are blurring through the tears streaming past his temple. He feels like he’s close to falling off Dashmane’s back at any moment - or at the slightest movement.
A screech gets his attention as she flies in front of him. She looks over at Ominis with a wide smile. She’s truly a natural flier with how at ease she appears to be. Her and Highwing take the lead. Dashmane lets out a chirp of his own as he tries to catch up. Bystanders below, waiting for the Hogwarts Express, all stare up as they pass overhead. She curves off to the left towards a waterfall before banking back towards the arched bridge, diving below. Ominis clutches onto Dashmane as he follows, his stomach flipping and his breathing erratic.
She turns Highwing away from the lake and over the tree line - following the lake’s shore. She spares him glances to ensure he’s still following as she takes them over the treetops. The tips shudder and move as they fly by they’re so close. She dives below the trees, with Dashmane doing the same, and they zip along the path until she takes them high above once more. His head turns every which way as he takes in the sight of the valley from above. The rivers cut through the growth of trees similar to the veins on his hands. He spots clusters of homes tucked away in the forest.
They head towards an old castle or keep of some kind, with a blooming tree of the same vibrant, soft color from Hogsmeade, where they fly over as they turn back towards Hogwarts. He stares at the ruined estate in wonder at what it could’ve been. He turns his attention back to her and he adjusts himself on Dashmane. He lowers himself and, as if reading his thoughts, Dashmane flaps his wings harder than before.
Dashmane finally catches up to her and Highwing. She looks over to them and she laughs.
“You’re getting the hang of it!” She shouts. “Now, try to keep up!”
Ominis’ eyes widen as she careens towards the river below. He tightens his grip then does the same. They soar across a river until they’re back over the Black Lake. He can’t stop his heart from beating wildly, but he’s finding the rush to be too thrilling to suppress. He leans himself over enough to catch his rippled reflection in the lake. He frowns at Sebastian being the face looking back at him. He focuses back on their flight.
She’s taking them towards Hogwarts, flying higher and higher as they near. Ominis can place what some of these areas are - like the boathouse where he arrived his very first year. Feels like only yesterday when he made the climb up all those steps and entered the Great Hall for the first time.
She takes them over the ramp and heads straight for the courtyard leading to the Great Hall. Ominis can make out the students below with some of them pointing up at them as they near. Highwing angles upwards before taking a dive right past the courtyard. Ominis’ eyes widen as Dashmane follows the route and dives after them. His heart is in his throat and his stomach drops. They’re heading right into a stone bridge and his whole body tenses up. Dashmane closes up his wings and zips through the archway.
Ominis lets out a breath as Dashmane follows along the river, keeping his wingspan small enough to navigate the narrow crevice. Highwing zips through then banks sharply to the left at the divide. He emerges from the river just as she turns back towards a waterfall underneath the castle. As they turn out to trail along the embankment of the lake, she leads them towards another cascading river towards the old wooden long bridge.
She flies them underneath and leads them up the waterfall, flying higher and higher over a stone bridge, until she turns to the left towards a plateau. She lands at a clearing with various rocks set up in a large circle around the area. He manages to bring Dashmane into a gentle landing, prancing up to be next to Highwing.
“See. I knew you could fly.” She grins at him, her hair windblown and her face radiating.
“I think you were trying to get us killed.” He retorts with a smile.
She laughs, dismounting from Highwing then him dismounting as well. She brings out the strange leather bag again and opens it. The bag sucks both Highwing and Dashmane inside. She puts the bag away then motions with her head towards the edge of the plateau. She takes a seat on the rock, her legs draping over the edge. He sits next to her and he takes in the sight before them.
The sun is beginning to set behind them, casting a pale, but brilliant, glow upon Hogwarts. Birds fly around a tower, which he realizes is the Owlery.
“I’m glad we got here in time.” She whispers, her eyes set towards the sunset. “I wanted your first sunset to be special.”
“It already is-,” the words die in his mouth as he pieces together what she just said.
“I-I mean-, what do you mean my first sunset?” He tries to play off.
Her eyes roll over to him with an amused grin playing on her lips.
“Do not play coy with me now, Ominis. I know it’s you.”
His eyes widen and he can feel a burning heat overtake his face. She giggles, placing a warm hand on his.
“While I was irritated you did not tell me of your ploy at first, I figured you must have your reasons to keep me in the dark on this.”
His head falls with a sigh, “No. Not a good reason by any sort of means.”
She laughs again, “I assume Sebastian must be involved.”
“This was his idea, if that’s what you’re implying.” He looks over to her, “When did you figure it out?”
She hums, “I had a feeling something was wrong when you looked at the grass like you’ve never seen it before. Then again, when we got to Hogsmeade, you were completely taken away. And Sebastian most certainly doesn’t look at me the way you did today. But, what finally confirmed my suspicions, was when I asked what you thought of that orange dress. Which was very clearly purple, by the by.”
He closes his eyes with a soft groan, “You are far too clever of a witch at times.” He looks over to her with raised brows. “Does that mean that harrowing flight was to get back at me?”
She bites her bottom lip, “A bit. But, to also show you as much as possible before that Polyjuice Potion wears off.” She sighs, “I wish you would’ve told me. I could’ve made today special for you.”
“It has been special.” He takes her hand in his with a smile.
The look upon her face sends him spiraling once more. He’s not sure what it is, but he knows how it makes him feel. She’s the first to look away and she’s back to gazing at the sunset.
“You don’t want to miss this.” She says in a quiet voice.
He looks off towards where the sun is setting behind the rolling mountains. The hills in the distance are draped in a fog and the colors begin to bloom across the landscape.
“What colors are these?” He wonders.
“Well, do you see there?” She points towards a large patch of a bright pigment which echoes across the sky. “That’s actually orange.”
“Orange.” He laughs. “I see my mistake now.”
She smiles as she points to another section of a softer color similar to some of the vibrant trees he saw, “That there, is pink.”
His lips stretch into a smile, “Pink. I think I do like pink.”
“And over there,” she points toward a darker color, far richer than the rest, “is purple. And there, where the sun is, is yellow, or actually, more accurately, gold.”
He sucks in a deep breath, taking in this new knowledge. He wants to engrain this picture before him into his mind. The clouds hold a vast array of pigments like a field of flowers. And he can see so far - miles upon miles with no end in sight. It all evokes a well of emotion within him. And when he looks down at her, the sunset reflecting upon her soft features and in her eyes, he all but breaks.
“I wish I could see this everyday.” His voice wavers.
She looks over to him - her lips parted in concern and her smile fading. She wants to say something, the anguish is clear. His hand cups her cheek and her eyes close at the contact.
“I don’t mean to cause you distress, love. I only mean to say - I envy Sebastian, and everyone else, that’s able to gaze upon you. I would love to do nothing more than to sing you ballads about your beauty.” He strokes her cheek, her eyes remaining close as she places her hand over his to press him closer to her face.
“You don’t need to serenade me, Ominis.”
“I know.” He smiles. “Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to.”
His other hand joins in and he feels over her face - an action he has done several times. But, to see what he’s felt, elates him. It’s almost terrifying how strong the notion is. Her eyes remain close as he traces over her cheeks and down her nose then all the way to her jawline and lips.
“I hope I’m what you were expecting.” She whispers, her brows knitting together as she slowly opens her eyes.
He smiles as he tucks away the wild hairs framing her face, “More than I could’ve ever imagined.”
The light begins to fade away and they’re soon swathed in a darkness he’s all too familiar with. He’s amazed he’s still able to somewhat see. Hogwarts illuminates in a soft glow and a sense of coziness strikes him. She leans closer to him, resting her hand on his chest.
“Lay with me.” She whispers while she pushes him back towards the ground.
He lets her push him, falling back onto the cold stone beneath them. He watches her as she tucks herself next to him and she faces up towards the sky. Her eyes shift towards him and she laughs.
“Look up.”
She stares at him as he obeys her command. The sky is no longer a bright blue, but a darker, far richer shade. But what catches his eyes are the shimmering dots which twinkle in various prismatic colors. A gasp leaves him and she giggles.
“Those are the stars. And over there is the moon.” She points in front of them and he follows her finger towards the most breathtaking thing. The moon, once described to him as silver, seems almost unreal as it hovers in the night sky. Its light is cold compared to the sun and he finds himself in awe at its majesty.
“It’s all so beautiful.” He whispers while he hugs her closer to him.
Something shifts within him. He lets out a gasp then looks at his hand. His fingers and knuckles are shifting before his very eyes.
“No. No, not yet.” He curses.
She’s about to question what’s wrong when her eyes widen, “Ominis. Your hair. It’s… the potion.”
He sits up - her doing the same- and he looks around. He doesn’t want this to end, but already the darkness is beginning to cloud his vision. He looks to her, pulling her close to him. He cups both sides of her cheeks and she holds him closer.
She smiles as she says, “I love you, Ominis.”
Seeing her lips move, the genuineness in her expression, and the softness in her gaze sends him careening. He stares at her, taking in every little piece of her, while the darkness consumes more and more.
Then, she’s gone.
He lets out a shaky breath and a coldness seeps into him. He’s still - unable to move.
When she presses her forehead to his, he can no longer contain himself. Tears stream down his cheeks and she’s quick to embrace him, holding his head into the crook of her neck as he sobs. She strokes down his back while her other hand soothes his hair. There’s a whirlwind of emotion raging through him and he doesn’t know how to calm himself down. He’s thankful she’s not chastising him for acting this way - so pathetic and broken. Her gentle movements ground him from fully sinking into the numbing coldness which threatens to drag him deeper into an endless abyss.
She whispers soft words, but he’s so lost he doesn’t understand what she’s saying. All he can notice is how warm she is and how tightly she holds him. Never once letting him go.
The chaos slowly quells and he’s exhausted himself.
“I’m sorry.” His voice is hoarse and quiet. “I-I should have better control over myself. I-I didn’t anticipate how-, how much I-,”
“It’s okay, Ominis.” She kisses his temple. “It’s okay.”
She kisses his tear-stained cheek then the corner of his lips. He’s practically ravenous as he hooks his fingers into her hair to guide her into a searing kiss. A whimper escapes him at the rawness of her lips against his. When she parts, he opens his eyes in hopes he would catch just a faint glimpse of her.
But no… all he has left is the memory of today. The vibrancy of the world and the breathtaking beauty she possesses.
He sighs, “There’s a part of me that wishes I could do this everyday.” He pauses, brushing the tip of his nose against hers and tangling his fingers further into her hair. “But, another part is glad to be back in my own skin.”
She lets out a soft hum of agreement, “I very much like you being back. It was quite odd having to hold Sebastian’s hand today.”
He laughs, “I can imagine.”
“I do love you, Ominis. All parts of you.” She says.
His throat tightens, but he’s done shedding tears. He brings her into a much softer kiss this time then he whispers, “I love you, too.”
The words feel lacking. They aren’t enough to convey the strong feelings he has for her. But, how else could he describe the way she makes him feel. How else could he even come close to explaining that she is so very precious and dear to him. So, he settles with what he can for now.
“We should head back. We’ll have to sneak into the kitchens if we’re to get any sort of dinner tonight.”
“We should get Sebastian as well. I’m sure he’s dying to leave the confines of the Undercroft by now. Although, maybe it’s good for him to be locked away for a while.” Ominis muses with a slight smirk.
She giggles, “Certainly keeps him out of trouble.”
They head back to the castle with her practically glued to his side as she explains all the questions he has about the things he saw today. His fingers occasionally twisting the soft fabric of the scarf draped across his neck. He smiles as he knows exactly what color it is.
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It’s not until the next day when the rumors around the school finally reach Sebastian that he corners Ominis just before Charms class.
“What’s this about ‘me’ flying a bloody Hippogriff over the school yesterday?”
Ominis can only smirk in response.
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AN: Bruh i just can't help myself but add some flying INTO EVERYTHING!! I HAVE A PROBLEM! Like, when I saw the scene of Dany and Jon in GoT doing their dragon flight when i was searching for music, i just knew i had to do it here. LOL i even went flying around the world in game trying to find the best route as well.
You can find the plateau where this takes place below by the Merlin Trail:
and here's my horrible, low quality, sunset pic via the pic i took of my tv from my phone lollll.
Anyways, I really wanted to capture the thought of Ominis not having a clue what the heck colors are and most def not being able to understand certain more obscure facial expressions (like suspicion). And I really liked the idea of leaving the Fifth Year in the dark about the Polyjuice Potion... idk why. i just thought it was fun LOL.
Hopefully it wasn't too weird about her holding his hand as 'Sebastian' but I was going for the 'yeah she's figured out it's ominis' type vibe. idk hopefully that's conveyed
Thanks again for reading! Feedback always appreciated <3
#ominis gaunt#ominis x reader#hogwarts legacy#fanfic#fanfiction#hogwarts legacy fanfic#fluff#ominis gaunt x mc#ominis gaunt x reader#creative writing#ominis x mc#ominis x you#ominis x oc#comfort#ominis gaunt x you#drama#slight angst#sebastian sallow#hippogriff#highwing#highwing is best girl#polyjuice potion#sebastian is best wingman#sebastian is a good friend#nay... a great friend
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the ones who live - ep. 5 SPOILERS!!!
hehehe it’s that time again for me to spill my emotions about this new episode :)
oh fuck me here we go
WHAT THE FUCK GABRIEL????? HOLY SHIT OMG OMG????? HELLO YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THAT
richonne supply runs always give me life omfg. and their little dinners by the fire… UGH I CANNOT
rick is so sexy jesus christ…
THE WAY HE LET HER GO FIRST THROUGH THE DOOR AAHHHH CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD WHEN IT COMES TO RICK
OMFGGG HE SNUCK A NECKLACE FOR HER HELP
stop it. THE BAKING SODA SPEARMINT CALLBACK
“I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY SONS BEST FRIEND”. i can’t take this fluff. this is literally fanfiction writing I LOVE IT
the views are absolutely gorgeous omg???
EW WTF ARE THOSE LAST OF US LOOKIN ASS ZOMBIES
yeah you're pulling a gun on the wrong people HAHAHA
my tv parents said “um yeah i don’t think so BITCH”
“i’m peeing” LMAO I WOULD TOO IF I SAW RICK GRIMES
“us against the world” period.
GABRIEL WTF U DOING??? EW JADIS FUCK OFF GOODBYE
oh shit gabriel thinks rick’s dead and jadis is lying like the snake she is.
anne jadis whatever the fuck your name is — WAIT WHAT JADIS STOKES???? YOU NEVER MARRIED GABRIEL GOODBYE BITCH
AWWW RICK WANTING TO MARRY MICHONNE
gabriel is so wholesome i love him.
THIS EPISODE HAS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST LOL
omfg not this cunt again. jadis just die please just give up.
jadis you done failed once again. how does it feel to be a LOSER?
gabriel wtf why you kissing her… rosita did not die for that shit.
WHAT? WHAT??????? DID SHE KILL GABRIEL???
“i will die for the cause” ok good. bye!
no one gives a fuck about the echelon briefing ya dumb cunt (no one = me, btw)
her logic literally makes no sense. killing people to save humanity? that TOTALLY makes sense
NO MICHONNE STOP. NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GO HOME :(
i will kms i swear. i can’t do this.
“you’ve looked better” LMAO
i hate jadis i hate jadis i hate jadis
YES SHE DYING HEHEHHE YAY
ok cool gabriel isn’t dead 👍
“the crm is not the answer and they must end” PERIOD.
AWWW THE RING wait okay i kinda like her now
rick made his promise. he killed her. good job baby <3
AWWW STOP IT MY HEART. “it’s a broken world and you’re the only thing that puts it back together” IM CRYING PLEASE OMFG THEY GOT OFFICIALLY MARRIED YIPPIEEEE
awww poor gabriel :(
well holy goddamn. that was a rollercoaster. so glad richonne is stronger than ever <3
hope everyone enjoyed this episode as much as i did (episode four is still my favorite tho)
#the ones who live#towl spoilers#twd towl#the ones who live ep5#rick grimes#richonne#michonne grimes#goblin speaks#michonne#rick and michonne#andrew lincoln#danai gurira#andy and danai
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The way he used my face 😍
Hello, my name is Mary Anne and I am in my late 20s, have a 36 C bust, light brown medium hair, and a very nice fuckable juicy round ass! I was once like a lot of the other ladies of the world and just had to both embrace and come to a liking for cum. I mean, biologically we are on a clock and we need it and after some time I came to embrace that fact and it grew to more of a hunger and a fetish for what comes out of a man’s scrotum.
Some of the guys I have been with are just not enough for me in the bedroom. I am by no means a strict size queen but I do come with my own kinks. I personally DO NOT CARE about whatever reputation I get from both men and women! Am I a proud whore for the simple fact that I sometimes enjoy the feeling of multiple partners at the same time?
But at the same time a man can have five women at once and he is placed on a pedestal for some obscure reason!? I am human too and like what I like. But to make a long story short, I am going to cut a few relationships and get to where I finally met the ONE !
I was hosting another gangbang bukkake party out of town at a hotel. You know, placed an ad for a group of guys to come rough me up and COVER ME! This was going as usual, you know, all the dicks a girl could want filling every hole...until those first couple of loads. I cannot understand how men have NO PROBLEM sticking their cock in whatever hole I allow them to...unless it has another man’s semen on it or in it.
I mean WTF!? It’s okay to degrade me, although I love a good gangbang, but your small male ego/pride or sense of masculinity gets hurt/questioned if you stick that dick in another man’s cum 🤣🙄.
It was at the tail end of this get together that there was a man whom while my face had at least 7 other’s loads thick on my face, he looked me in the eyes, used his stiff cock to mop up a little on the tip of him and began fucking my mouth. OMGF YES😍! For the first time ever in one of these, I could only focus on one cock and it was his!
I have in recent memory given so much effort for a load that this sheer act of him being man enough to just not give a shit and own my mouth hole had me squirting! As his moans of pleasure began to take its turn toward orgasm, I took one hand as I was on all fours doggy and gripped his ass, nonverbally cueing him to just erupt in my throat! OMFG when I could feel them first few dribbles, I opened my throat and happily accepted his seed all the way into my belly.
The last couple of guys finished over my ass and the gangbang was officially done. 11 men were here for my pleasure this evening but only 1 gave me the stimulation I have been craving. We have been dating for almost a year now, and I must say that I have been and am still impressed with him being able to keep up with my sexual drive and also that he shares a cum fetish as well. His balls are never full 😏.
#smut#smut writing#smut fic#smut post#smut scenarios#smut smut smut#smut writer#kinktober#c*m#female reader#smut x reader#hornyposting#hornyasf#hornyyy#blowjov#smut oneshot#smut story#smut warning#smut tag#sexy story#sexy stories
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just finished watching the off broadway musical adaptation of anastasia and im so sorry to any fans of it but i could not take this musical seriously omg
things i liked: the costuming was really cool, and the dresses were awesome to see. i watched it with a bootleg in 360p but they looked very high quality and well done from what i could tell. the sets were immersive! the cast and their singing were obvs good too. of the songs, once upon a december was the biggest standout.
lastly, i liked the change of main antagonist from evil sorcerer rasputin (???????) to the soviet officer gleb (in theory). honestly i haven't watched the 1997 movie since i was like, baby, so i have no attachment to that movie's main villain, and a plot that's more sensical for the specific locations and characters it's supposed to be based around are welcome imo.
things i disliked/didn't care for: everything else lmao. every five minutes i swear i was rolling my eyes (mostly for its royalty/bourgeois ass-kissing but lots of other smaller things too).
right off the bat smth i thought was rly funny was how in one (only one but still) of the songs they consistently pronounce paris the native way, but with anastasia they just use the english pronunciation the whole time. anastasia, dammit, not ann uh stay ja >:/
more seriously, i could not stand the pretentious sucking up to aristocracy and monarchy throughout literally every line in this musical omfg. no lily i can not give less of a fuck abt you missing being part of the monarchy in russia when you are lamenting this in your expensive ass dress surrounded by french aristocrats. the way they vaguely mention russian people disliking the tsarist rule and completely brush that off, with every other portrayal of the common people being abt how much they obsess over the romanovs and how poor they are (bc they were.... less poor during the monarchy????? ??? ????) was funny in a "wow these writers are NOT self aware" way. maria in particular is so much less sympathetic to me when she also has to spend her on-stage time waxing poetry about how lame the ussr is lol. fitting i guess tho considering broadway's monetary gatekeeping
other big thing is the amnesia just being a very obvious plot device, with her remembering events from her past seemingly at random. i guess i don't have a big criticism for this but it was another thing i really couldn't take as seriously as the musical probably wanted me to.
the ending is probably the only part where i have actually constructive criticism -- it felt like they were going back and forth on whether anya cared about being royalty or not. the ending speech about anastasia being a fairy tale would suggest that she's been able to move on from her whole quest and that anastasia (the royal princess who was purported to have died with her family) could rest for good while anya could marry dmitri... but that monologue is narrated over her marrying him in her aristocratic red dress, like a few minutes after she asserted herself as grand duchess anastasia romanov to him, sooo?????
i think they were going for a "anastasia is reclaiming the childhood she was robbed of her memories of by cOmMuNiSm and now she can live out her prestige in paris" theme but then why include that ending monologue other than to be an obvious "this story is fictional" disclaimer that no one needed in the first place? idk, i would've preferred if she just let that title and name rest with the music box left to maria, and married him as is or smth. probably would've gone better with her amnesia that's basically almost totally forgotten about after act 1, having a new identity as anya that she can actually realistically live out now that the tsar has been abolished in the ussr. but then i guess she'd have to go back to the ussr to complete that theme, which we can't have bc cOmMuNiSm or smth, so she just has to stay in paris.
i'd be more fine w the above stuff if the music was like, showstopping, but idk it was fine i guess. besides once upon a december, they all felt like very standard songs to have in a musical to move the plot forward. i know there are some songs they added in the broadway version, but mehhhh i don't rly care enough to check them out. im sure they're ok. anddd afternoon spent ✅
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omfg, don't even get me started . . . . . .
OK, I started.
I'll give you the abbreviated version.
Believe me, this is the abbreviated version.
Background: I'm a professional writer and playwright who once worked with a Huge-Ass Musical Theater Producer on a project that he killed before it lived (typical theater shit), and I know a lot of actors, directors, and techies who regularly work on Broadway and the West End. None of them worked on the BJ musical, but they worked beside it, knew the cast, knew what was going on, etc., because Thea-Tah is fucking incestuous.
Back when the BJ musical was in workshop -- y'know, when Abed was going to play Adam (look it up) -- a Broadway friend leaked me a copy of the script because he knew I was a Beetlebabe. The script was such shit, having nothing to do with the movie, that I thought he was pranking me.
When the show moved to the Winter Garden in D.C. he sent me the newest version of the script. I was fucking livid.
The musical's creators intentionally wanted to kill off Beetlebabes. They hated it. They hated Beej's horndog heterosexuality. So they made him gay. When the show opened on Broadway, my gay male actor friends told me that everyone called it FlammerJuice or F@ggotJuice.
Here's my point (I do have one): from the beginning Alex Brightman said he was reinventing Beetlejuice to the way he should be. He acted as if HE had created the character. Even so, in Playbill he knew enough to nod his head to Michael Keaton.
Brightman describes taking on the role as “a mix of exciting and terrifying” and really wants Michael Keaton, who starred as the titular demon in the film, to come see the musical.
“I really really want him to come see the show because I think he'll be excited to see the thing we've done without having compromised anything he did or anyone did in that movie. It's iconic with a capital ’I’. I want to see him there because I want to thank him for giving me such insane shoes that I try to fill eight times a week,” he said.
"I think he'll be excited to see the thing we've done without having compromised anything he did or anyone did in that movie." What absolute bullshit.
On Late Night with Seth Myers Brightman literally begged Keaton to see the show.
Michael Keaton refused. He won't even talk about it.
Insane fans started hounding Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso, who originally played Lydia (who fled). Brightman, like the musical's creators, decided to show which side he was on concerning the Ship.
He knew Beetlebabes were being attacked online. He heard it from the frothing-at-the-mouth fans who came to the Stage Door and left him letters, notes, and sent him Tweets and DMs and emails. Brightman could have said, "Wait, everyone has a right to see this as they want to. You all need to stop harassing those you disagree with, you have no right."
But he didn't say that. He publicly said the shit above instead, and in person told many a Stage Door fan that he was against the Ship (he'll deny it if asked).
This was because, once he got his first Tony nomination for the role, Alex considered himself to be Beetlejuice.
I've been told, but don't quote me, that Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is in part Burton's direct answer to the musical, to make canon that the musical is NOT canon (Tim Burton had nothing to do with it; Warner Brothers, who owns the rights, went for the musical).
Alex Brightman wanted the Ship to Go Away.
Instead, the musical on Broadway and Alex Brightman went away. I'm told it may never open in the West End, and the tour may not survive past this year, especially now that the movie opened. Who wants to see FlammerJuice when you can see Keaton?
Anyway, long rant. Let's stop the "Brightman wasn't bad" crap. He was. He was an anti enabler. And he got bit on the ass, as he deserved.
Tim Burton, Winona Ryder, and Michael Keaton are making this quite clear.
alex brightman wasnt even shitting on babes he said "its not my cup of tea" and thats it. why are you acting like it was an attack?
Because at the time, his fans were sending me and other babes death threats, telling me I deserve rape and murder and that they knew where I lived and would send me dead animals in the mail. Cruelly mocked the death of my dog. They were vicious little assholes and still are. Alex was well aware of this. He knew all of this was happening. He chose to cater to the murderous brats anyway. Context matters. Fuck him. He owes Winona and me an apology.
Edit: don't minimize his message. He condemned the creation of fiction, saying "even if it's fake" it's weird and not okay. If you think this quote and the existence of our beautiful shippy ass sequel aren't connected? You're fucking stupid and I can't help you.
#Beetlejuice Beetlejuice#antis#Michael Keaton#Tim Burton#alex brightman#anti shenanigans#discourse#beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2
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Fake social media | HARRYS BIRTHDAY !! <33
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A/N: Not proofread! As usual please send some feedback💌 so i know u liked it!! Also, you cannot take my work and put it in another platform, thanks <3
As It’s Harrys birthday i wanted to make something but i didn’t come up with any cool thing so i just guessed a bit of fake social media wouldn’t do any bad, i don’t know if i like it or not but i’ll still post it for H’s birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY H 👹
Face claim: Natasha Liu Bordizzo
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@yourinstagram: Happy Birthday to the boy who stole my heart, and the love of my life, I love you so much H.
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@harryfan1: AWWW HOW CUTE
@harrystyles: I love you so much <3
@yourinstagram: I love you more H <3
@y/nfan1: these two are everything 😩
@gemmachan: MY FAV COUPLE!!🙌🙌
@tchalamet: YOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN
@harrystyles: thanks mate !!
@harryfan4: i never expected this in a million years
@harryfan3: I think it’s because timmy met them both last year and they got pretty close, seems like timmy wants to brag about knowing harry 😭
@y/nfan7: pls timmy is so random
@gemmastyles: 🙌🙌🙌
@mileycyrus: hell yeah!🤘
@y/n&harryfan2: THE PIC OF THEM ALMOST KISSING OMFG
@harryfan5: I KNOW RIGHT
@harryfan8: all of us are literally shaking right now 😭
@y/nfan6: fr 💀
@1dfan8: liam liked this!! <33
@harryfan9:HE DID OMG
@harryfan8: HARRY LOOKS SO HOT JESUS CHRIST
@yourinstagram: ikr 😩
@harryfan7: even y/n is with us in this 😭😭
@harryfan7: AWWW WHEN Y/N WAS WITH FETUSRRY💔😩
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harryupdates: Harry spotted today with y/n at a secluded area, seems like they were celebrating Harrys birthday. The person who took this picture says that Anne, Gemma and other people close to Harry were near by, sunbathing while Harry and y/n were swimming.
@harryfan6: PLS THATS WHOLEAWESOME
@y/nfan6: i hope the people that took the pic left them alone and didn’t bother Harry on his birthday.
@harryfan8: Heyy, I’m the person who took this pic and i assure you me and my friends didn’t, we just shouted at him happy birthday and we left, he seemed pretty happy by that, they both waved at us and kept swimming
@y/nfan8: aww thats so nice of them
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yourinstagram: suddenly H is great at taking pics of me, I have a new photographer 👹
@sydney_sweeney: QUEEN
@harryfan5: PURR HARRY
@y/nfan: she looks stunning 😩
@harrystyles: I never agreed to be your photographer, you obliged me :( it’s too hard anyways, I had to be there for half an hour until you picked a pic, in the end you chose the first one I took.
@yourinstagram: photography is a hard thing harold, you don’t get to complain because i had to sit through three hours until you picked an outfit for your first show at live on tour, you picked the first fit 💀🏃♀️
@y/nfan7: PLS SHES SO RUTHLESS
@harryfan7: THREE HOURS? HARRY WHAT THE HELL
@harryfan8: harry is me 😭
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@harrystyles: i love you darling, thank you for everything you’ve done for me, i can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you. xx H
@yourinstagram: i can’t wait to start this journey with you H. I love you.
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@harryfan6: no fucking way 😀
@harryfan8: HOLY SHIT THEYRE ENGAGED
@gemmastyles: Congratulations you two!! ❤️
@tomholland123: AYOO CONGRATS!!
@annetwist: Congratulations my dears!! Love you both so much, im so happy for you! 💞
@y/nfan8: I CANNOT BELIVE THIS OMG
@harryfan5: im sorry but im so jealous right now.
@harryfan9: oh to be yn 💔💔
@y/nfan8: OUR GIRL IS ENGAGED OH LORD
@taylorswift: Congratulations guys!!! I love you both so much!! so happy for you both 💗💗💗
Lmao lmk if you guys want part two including how they got engaged and how they got their first FIANCÉ SEGGS 😩😩
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wait omfg follow up to the drunken messages how would the aot girls nd hanji look after u when ur like black out alcohol poisoning ass shattering level drunk
AOT GIRLS (+HANGE) DRUNK HEADCANONS
includes; mikasa, annie, pieck, hange, hitch,
cw; alcohol, drinking, drunk reader, alcohol poisoning.
𓏲·˚ ͙ mikasa
- oh god she knows what was coming when Annie and armin invited the two of you out on a double date at a fancy restaurant. Constantly would explain to your half drunken self that your drinking to much and need to slow down. “I told you love, that’s more than enough,” she’d say, taking away the bottle of wine from you. But god when you do get drunk, you make a fool out of yourself. You’d do stupid things like ask the waiter for a rock while mikasa would just shake her head in disappointment, or yell random words out when the music in the restaurant goes low. She’d have to beg the waiter to no give you any more drinks because she wouldn’t know how to handle you if you went over 10.
- Mikasa honestly just has not a clue what to do with you. Like I mean- here you are drunk ass hell, in a family restaurant, moaning loudly along with Annie (who I mind you is also DRUNK AS HELL-) while her and armin are basically on their knees BEGGING you two to pipe it down and to act more mature. It was funny as hell tho- that’s something she’d tease you with for the rest of your life. She’d also reject your horny kisses, pushing you away and raising a finger in rejection.
- She’d basically have to drag you to the car as you’d be to drunk to stand properly. This woman would help you with everything, she’d carry you upstairs in her arms and would help you with basic tasks that you couldn’t handle on your own. Mikasa would take off your socks and shoes and place you in bed, tucking you in. In the middle of the night when you’d wake up and have the sudden urge to puke, she’d be right there, holding your hair back for you, rubbing your back for comfort. When you woke up with the biggest hangover of your life, she’s there for you, medication in her hand and a day full of comfort and cuddles.
𓏲·˚ ͙ annie
- you know- I think Annie’s a lightweight. She gets tipsy after about two or three drinks, nothing major though. Gosh she hates having to deal with your drunken self, especially when your around connie, jean and sasha. Drinking with Reiner too is the worst because he’s fucking emotional when he drinks- homie tells his whole life story and then has to deal with your bitch ass getting emotional about reiners goldfish that died when he was 7 😤.
- too be honest, she won’t keep on you about drinking too much. It’s one warning, and that is “you get drunk, do something stupid, I’m not helping you,” (which she always does help you in the end) Trying to kiss her is like a death wish, she’s always so mean too :( “don’t try to kiss me weirdo, god..” she’d tsk in annoyance. Like Mikasa, anything sexual is off the list, hell she’ll lock you in a closet if you can’t stop being needy.
- Getting home is a nightmare. Your over here too wasted to even remember your own name while she’s got the rest of the squad yelling and screaming in the taxi drive home. Literally if there was a time annie wanted to end it- it was now. She tells you to go get ready for bed, and to rest when you both walk in. Dealing with your 3AM throw ups- annie would stay away from it. Afterwards when you were done she of course would ask you if you were alright and if you needed anything. And in the morning, Anne would help you with little things you needed.
𓏲·˚ ͙ pieck
- the whole train was filled with chaos lead by drunk Marleyan soilders, just chanting Gabi’s name in victory. Pieck, of course, would celebrate her lil sis’s victory (not actually but she’s like a big sis) by taking a glass of wine herself. You’d be blacked out drunk with colt, screaming and chanting Gabi’s name like it was the only word you knew.
-You did stuff you NEVER knew you could do- like sing in front of a whole group of people and start dancing. Pieck told you afterwards it was hard to watch LMFAO. She wants you to have fun- but when you’re over here pouring liquor on the floor saying that it was a slip and slide- she just can’t put up with that. “Y/n! Don’t you dare!” You said, scolding you. “Why not mamas? Come on let’s all go for a swimm!!” You exclaimed, speech slurred. She sighed as she grabbed you and pulled you away from the mess. “PIKKIIII,” you whined, “NO!” she said sternly, in a upset like behavior. “Be good y/n!”
- she’d always tell you, “I told you two glasses was you’re limit!” And yet you’d somehow still get fucked face drunk. Maybe you were a lightweight- or- maybe you just sneak sips of hers while she isn’t looking. Getting you off the train was the hardest part. Especially when she was greeting her dad after not seeing him for a while and you told him how hot she is in titan form and how she’s pretty on all fours, in human form too. He just kind of chuckled nervously. When you guys got home she was so mad but kept her cool bc she knew you had no idea what you said. She’d give you kisses and go on her little rant about how too much drinking is bad.
𓏲·˚ ͙ hange
- as a celebration for taking back wall Maria, you all drank and had fun. Especially you, connie, and jean, who were fucked out drunk playing games and climbing up walls. “Damn idiots, why the hell did you give them wine?” Levi said, looking at hange. “What’s the worst they could do? Yell, Levi?” They chuckled a bit before taking a sip of wine themselves. “LOOK I CAN RUN UP THE WALL WATCH ME-“ you said, as you prepared yourself to do a backflip off the wall of the cafeteria.
- Your partner snapped her fingers to get you’re attention, “Y/n, NO.” They said sharply. “YOU CANT STOP ME,” you said, blowing raspberries. “Y/n,” she said, her face coming all serious and stern. “You are not,” “yes I am” “no you’re not” “yes I am” the two of you went back and fourth. “I swear if you do it, you’ll clean the whole damn base with a toothbrush,” You groaned as you ticked your tounge at her, rolling your eyes.
- They literally wish they were dead when the party was over and they had to sleep in the same bed as you. But of course she’d take good care of you before you both slept, brushing your hatted hair and putting out your pajamas with a puke bag next to the bed just in case. Giving you a small kiss as you giggled a bit, half asleep, half drunk. “Goodnight my loved one,”
𓏲·˚ ͙ hitch
- take this girl out to a party and she’s not returning until 6AM with an extra plate and a purse filled with wine. Yeah- no just wine in the purse, not even in a bottle- just like the liquid IN THE PURSE. Partying with you would be so much fun tho. She likes it when you let lose a bit. And this time it was more than a bit-
- When you’d try crazy ass stunts- there hitch would be telling you you’re a complete dumbass for even thinking of it. She’d have to pull you off of a random guy who accidentally stepped on your shoe as you’re cussing him out. She’d apologize so much after that LOL. hitch would have to watch you like a hawk.
- Going home is semi easy- all she has to do is listen to you blasting Miley circus and Taylor swift on the radio while singing your heart out. Of course she’d sing along- but when your basically screaming it kills the vibe for her 😭. She’d put you to bed- make you something to eat and try to get you out of your bubbly giggly mood and into a more calmer one.
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Hey I saw your tags on that reblog about the Armand casting and you said that you were upset after hearing a talk by Anne. As a fellow AR hater, do you mind me asking what she said? I'm just curious, no pressure tho
Hey! oh yeah I could give you the run down. She didn't specifically say anything about Armand but...yeah, it just wasn't a pleasant experience. I'm so sorry I feel like this is going to be a whole long rant full of run on sentences--
It was awhile ago so I don't remember it all completely and totally but I do remember being disappointed that she hardly talked about the Vampire Chronicles.
She actually didn't speak all that much (maybe 20mins out of the hour or so). Her publisher (or editor? Someone from the publishing house) spoke a lot on their relationship as collaborators and Anne played into it but basically implied that she did all the hard work and only took notes when she thought it was important to. And the editor laughed and said that she stopped giving Anne notes because she knew Anne wouldn't take them.
Mostly she went off on tangents about her jesus series which didn't make a whole lot of sense to me as this was a Prince Lestat event and I personally had no interest in any of her other series except VC. And she threw quite a bit of shade at people who didn't enjoy any of her other works.
If I recall correctly this was the release day event- meaning nobody in the audience had read the book yet. We were all expecting a sort of return to normalcy in the books (not TotBT/Memnoch type plots) and she talked about how in all her previous books she was closing doors on characters and she was shutting down good things from happening, so with PL and the following books she wanted to open things up again. Which I was all for!
However, it was at this point that I think I cracked open PL just to skim for Louis (I needed to see if this poor man had at least a footnote) and I remember coming across Lestat attacking David in a forest or something? Something about it didn't sit right with me. (Totally understand that this bit was personal and had nothing to do with Anne herself or her interview but it just set the tone for the rest of the evening, I think.)
One part I have hammered into my brain is when she said how she has a separate computer screen in her office with all of the characters summaries, names, etc. SPECIFICALLY SAYING that she keeps it open to spell the characters' names correctly. Someone call my boy Daniel MOLLOY because I think he has a bone to pick.
The movie was discussed and she said that Tom was horrible but also amazing and he was fantastic but he also wasn't Lestat and didn't look enough like him but also that he had a deep respect for the material and transformed into Lestat....like. Pick a side, did you like it or nah.
OH- the more I'm writing the more I'm remembering omfg
Her editor said that she asked Anne to cut gay sex scenes because it wasn't right for the 'age' they were in. I interpreted this to mean the AIDS crisis-obviously implying that gay sex was to be avoided in literature. I understand this because at the time it was groundbreaking and could have stopped the book from getting published at all, but the fact that Anne nor her publisher would even say HIV/AIDS in the year 2014 gave me the ick. They skirted around the issue when I thought it could have been a really interesting conversation discussing publishing a 'controversial' novel. In short, they laughed off a serious issue that fundamentally changed the books and her vampire lore.
So. Her talkback alone wasn't TOO bad. Mostly boring, if I'm being honest. I just figured she had a bit of an ego and was an out of touch older woman. (This was before I had done any research on her. This was my first exposure to Anne. Oh god if I only knew what I know now lmao)
But what really made me an AR hater was how she interacted with people at the meet and greet.
I remember walking into the room and still being on line so I could watch her talk to people and take photos. Everyone there was lovely. The whole crowd was buzzing.
What charm Anne had on stage at the interview was completely gone. She was cold and really seemed like she didn't want to be there now that she had her say up on stage.
She was cold to me, but I got my signed copy and photo. I told her that the books meant a lot to me and that Lestat taught me that it's okay to be unapologetically myself at a time when I was still learning who exactly I was. No response. Ouch.
What really floored me was when my friend (who was next in line) told her how the books had been a safe haven for him and ultimately inspired him to come out. She gave a half hearted laugh and said 'as if I haven't heard that before'
I'm just happy Armand wasn't brought up because I think that would have been.....yep. And Louis's name was not mentioned- not even ONCE the entire evening.
Anywayyyy, my signed copy of Prince Lestat sits on my bookshelf still unread, collecting dust, because she put such a bad taste in my mouth.
#aaaand that's it#sorry for the ramble#it all just kinda came out in word vomit#vc#asks#maybe it wasn't THAT bad#like shes said worse for SURE#but ouch. i think the meet and greet just hurt
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OMFG!! What a shit show!!! 🤮🤮 I‘m just coming back from the show and what can I say? There was once again a huge section of people of the front pit and closer to the stunting family more interested in cockburn and co than in Harry! They literally sang „Olivia“ (1D song) and looked right to her to see her reaction 🤮🤦🏻♀️ EMBARRASSING!!! and so pathetic! There’s a reason why Harry got rid of it from the pre show playlist! I haven’t watched anything yet but did she seriously ditch her kids once again in HER week, but brought her own mother to stunt and play „happy fam“ with Anne and Gemma?! What a fucking cunt!! Of course she had to upstage the MP trailer! 🤮🤮 she knows she’s fucked with her shitty excuse of a „movie“ and also knows as soon as the stunt is over she won’t have anything to get attention anymore so she’s milking the shit out if it! And Anne and Gemma gladly participate because that way they get attention as well! Don’t you love such leech’s as family?! They literally came out around 6.30pm already just to make sure people would see them all there. How fucked up is that?! Harry wasn’t on till 8.45pm.
When harry sang Mathilda you could literally see that this song is about himself, he was so vulnerable and seemed also done with his „family“. He of course mentioned that his family was there but that seemed more obligatory because it’s his homeshow and because everyone knows that they’re there anyway but he didn’t look happy at all when mentioning them. He was energetic and all but he was definitely a bit off at times. He also avoided looking at the stunting section for the most part!
I agree with the part about Matilda. BUT I absolutely disagree with what is above, except for MP. No one sang the song "Olivia" and Harry's family didn't do it either, moreover, this song wasn't even played there. And there was no leech there either, she was sitting at home because she was forbidden
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Thoughts on the ep?
Longish Answer so I put it under a read more x
I think it was really good! Obviously it was similar to Blood and Fire (3x12), but I think there was enough differences and it was of a different magnitude for it to be its own episode.
When I first started watching it I was crying at the recap of Allies life already so I really didn't think I was going to be able to cope. Then Allie digging her fingers into her scar just desperately trying to feel anything? Crying again.
Also Lou is so deranged. Like forget Ferguson and Marie, Lou is the real supervillain of Wentworth. (I mean ofc Marie being a pimp is worse but that was all off-screen so idk I feel like what Lou did was worse in the sense its actually shown during the show.) But like how she seemed to have genuine feelings for Marie beyond sex from all their conversations, and yet she was able to fucking murder her with no emotion and leave her to bleed out alone? How she tried to kill a few people who really had nothing to do with the death of Reb and was willing to let hundreds of innocent women die as collateral? Just fucking unhinged behavior. I liked that Rita stopped Lou from escaping, it felt like she was honoring Marie's sacrifice. And though Lou is funny, I've always really disliked her.
The goldfish reference killed me. And the horrible fake fainting like Allie in s6, what a queen. I will admit I loved Ferguson in the episode. I'm not the biggest Joan / Vera fan but I think they should have kissed. All that buildup over 8 seasons and not a single kiss??? Borderline homophobic. (I'm joking but like the fact Joan never got to kiss anyone on screen is kind of sad.)
I'm glad Judy died. Its what she deserved for what she did to Allie. And how she killed people in terror attacks it seems fitting she dies in one, getting what she deserved. I can't believe Ann tried to kill Vera like omfg. And Ferguson snapping her neck was really satisfying to me. Ann was just annoying and somewhat insane.
I cried when I though Allie died, since I was just expecting her death so much when the roof came down I though she was done for. I'm really happy how they decided to end it on such a hopeful note for the H1 crew. Allie risking her life to get that phone and save Ruby from 20 years behind bars and giving her another chance at a future really goes to show how much she puts others before herself. Idk imo she's the 'hero' of Wentworth, even if no one recognizes it about her. But the scene where they're pulling the bodies out and you're expecting Allie to be one of them but it reveals she's alive and she shows them the phone... omfg I loved that so much. And Allie saying 'Its going to be okay' and looking genuinely happy, like you can tell she actually wants to live now. Through most of 9 it really looked like she had no future and was going to kill or sacrifice herself, but it doesn't seem that way anymore. There was just so much hope and I adored it. I'm happy with how it ended, and impressed with the choice they made.
#ask#wentworth#Sorry this is very badly put together#But thank you for asking#I'm going to send you the same ask lol
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I too was excited to see why Ryuji is trending and... ;_;
People are comparing him to a sexual abuser, like Kamoshida? I mean, yeah he shouldn't have looked down Ann's shirt. That wasn't cool. And some of his comments about Ann's Panther costume when she first got it, were not in good taste. But is Twitter seriously saying that puts him on the same level as Kamoshida? KAMOSHIDA???????????? omfg... I just can't anymore, you guys...I just can't anymore... x_x
Just this past week, I watched an Anituber video essayist mention the ubiquitous female objectification in anime as "because you know anime is going to anime", and I felt so validated about sensing that the amount of female objectification in Japanese media has become pretty much expected, normalized, even in the most unnecessary, tiniest ways. I'm so tired of being gaslit about this. Yes, Japanese media in general has a problem with making sure to have close ups of girls' bodies being ogled and women being reduced to (romantic) prizes to be coveted. That beach scene in Persona 5 did panning close-up shots of the girls' swimsuits; not the guys'. All the dating options in Persona 5 are from the pool of female Confidants; not the guys. Because "guys as romantic prizes to be won? Feh, what a *riDIcUlOuS* concept!" I understand that sex sells, that traditionally female sexualization sells to a traditionally cishet male audience which is still presumed to be the largest demographic, and that the anime industry (and presumably other Japanese pop culture creation) is actually financially high risk with low financial rewards for most studios, so they have to desperately scrape for any advantage. (Though recently, the Japanese pop culture industries, like anime and videogames, have begun to realize that there is a cishet female market, large enough to cater to as well, by mainstreaming series like Touken Ranbu. And they've also even recently begun to recognize that catering to fujoshi is worth investing into mainstreaming the BL genre, even a little bit. Thus, we're starting to get more mainstream BL fanservice, through series like Free Iwatobi Swim Club, Yuri on Ice, and Classmates.) So it's kind of our fault, for incentivizing studios to mandate and ensure each thing they make contains female objectification. The audience's spending habits and the industries' presumptions of our wants/demographics, have made cheesecake fanservice and waifu bait the most reliable bet for most studios. We spend the most money on collecting waifu bait merch and gacha cards of waifu. We argue the most about who is the "best waifu" and show our allegiances by buying their merch. We have turned waifu and cheesecake fanservice of such waifu, into the most reliable financial returns on investment for studios. And with studios so constantly, precariously on the precipice of bankruptcy, we the audience, have incentivized the mandate of cheesecake fanservice (of women/girls), even at the cost of cohesive storytelling/characterization. I understand all that. Studios are desperate, and they need to stay afloat. They need to cling and scrape towards any advantage they can get. That's why I'm so tired of people saying we're just imagining things. Anime and videogames are mandating to insert female cheesecake fanservice for cishet males, even at the cost of cohesive characterization, story themes, and good writing.
This includes Persona 5 shoehorning Ryuji into being the horny audience surrogate, no matter how awkward, nonsensible, and misaligned it would skew his characterization and previous writing. This is why fans of Ryuji often say his more "perverted" actions in canon, simply feel like a case of bad writing. Those actions don't feel like him. They feel more like fulfilling the Japanese pop media "obligation" to objectify women, than aligned with his character, as set up so far. Because anime/games just *have* to provide a POV audience surrogate character for everyone to ogle the girls through. Or at least reinforce the types of reactions they want from their audience, after showing us all these T&A shots. It felt more like fulfilling anime tropes than further building upon Ryu's established character of defending people, including women, against perverts like Kamoshida. I mean, this is the guy who was chasing down Kamoshida's car because he knew that pervert might do something. This is the guy who ran straight to the faculty office to punch out Kamoshida for torturing Shiho to her tipping point. The guy who jumped in front of a moving cab to rescue Makoto. The guy who survived watching himself and his mom get abused by his dad. And you want us to believe he wouldn't think twice about looking down Ann's shirt on the way to Futaba's Palace? Or up Ann's skirt, when she laid down from a food coma, after they Yusuke's welcome-to-the-Phantom-Thieves meal? Or so eagerly coerce Ann into posing nude? o_O? Atlus wanted us to believe this was consistent characterization??? To the Atlus writers' credit, they did write Ryuji feeling too guilty about going through Project Maid-Watch and they wrote him ditching it at the last minute. But they also wrote AkiRen to look down Ann's shirt without any hesitations and they wrote morgana to also look up Ann's skirt when she laid down from food coma. The Atlus writers---and most Japanese pop culture---just seem to have an unwavering determination towards these female objectification scenes, and they just saddled Ryuji with it, because he's the "silly, rambunctious, comedy relief" character "that you won't have to feel bad when he inevitably gets hit with *slapstick* retribution". Nevermind, it's counter to the story's theme and his characterization, that they've driven pretty hard as being something to take seriously. So some Ryuji fans will just call-out his inconsistent characterization into being creepy towards girls, as "bad writing".
On the other hand, it's wholly possible and realistic for a guy to exist who is against all the sexual abuse, that scum like Kamoshida do, while still being a dumb horny teenager who will do dumb horny teenage boy stuff. (I'm sorry for all the toxic heteronormative presumptions. But that's kind of the archetype that Atlus has been trying to slot Ryuji into...unfortunately.) They grow out of it. Gradually learning to curb dumb horny inclinations, is _not_ the same level as a sexual abuser! Why are people conflating that today?! o~O????????
And from what I've seen of Ryuji in Persona 5 Scramble/Strikers so far, he has been growing out of it. There's a whole lot less creepy ogling coming from him (AKA the writers), even during scenes which any other anime would have. He didn't get creepy about the girls' yukata, he didn't strain to listen to the girls on the other side of the Sapporo onsen, he didn't make grabby hands at the girls' swimsuits again, etc. Any other anime---hell, even in the previous chronological episode of their story, in the original Persona 5---Ryuji and the camera would have been creepy about the girls' yukata, he would have shut up the other guys so he could listen to the girls compare boobs in the onsen, he would have tried to sneak a peek at the girls' onsen, and there would have been a repeat of that close up scene of the girls swimsuits, with Ryuji providing the expected lecherous audience reaction. But none of that happened in P5S. Heck, even if you choose the option to say onsen are great, as if to imply that overhearing the girls talk about their boobs is great, Ryuji gets embarrassed about the topic and immediately tries to change the subject. Watch any anime from the 2000s or earlier, and the goofy, masculine archetype, like Ryuji, would have not only agreed, but would have suggested sneaking a peek at the girls' onsen. I'm actually really surprised that the Kyoto onsen scene didn't result in fanservice, because that's usually what happens. Even in anime where the boys know to escape fast instead of sneaking a peep, there's usually a screw up where they'll Rube-Goldberg-trip into girls' boobs or trip into full-view of the girls without their towels. Any other anime or Japanese media would have done that. It's typical, expected. "Anime is gonna anime." And yet, none of that normalized perversion happened in that scene. Persona 5 Scramble/Strikers, including Ryuji, did a whole lot less "dumb horny teenage boy stuff", suggesting Ryuji was growing out of that with time. Because even if Ryuji can be a little bit of a "dumb horny teen", he still knows better than that, is curbing such inclinations, and is a much better person than to increasingly act on or nurture such inclinations.
Ryuji is a good boy. Please don't conflate him with Kamoshitty.
9:53 AM 9/17/2021 Ok. I found the original Tweet that started this shitstorm. https://twitter.com/HerielP48/status/1438677678400409607
But this Tweet isn't actually saying that Ryuji is the same as Kamoshida. I thought this Tweet was saying that the overall writing, using Ryuji as a mechanic for "pervert comedy" was a bad decision from Atlus's writers, especially since it contradicted the themes of the Kamoshida Palace story arc. I actually agree with that.
9:56 AM 9/17/2021 Oh, wait. There's a previous Tweet to that one: https://twitter.com/HerielP48/status/1438677262145101824
I see that you tried to save the first sentence, with your second sentence---which I agree with: I agree that the writing made an awful decision in having Ryuji or any character sexualize their female friends, after the sexual abuse they suffered. But your first sentence was still very strongly implying that Ryuji as a character is a problem, more than the writing injecting out-of-characterization into the character that they had already established with Ryuji thus far. That wording was just kindling waiting to start a firestorm. ~_~;
10:29 AM 9/17/2021
Well, the one good thing I'll say about Ryuji trending because of dumb, offensive reasons, is seeing the sheer avalanche of people jump to defend him. This wasn't something Ryuji got, early in the fandom! ;o; Remember when he was the most hated character in the fandom??? And now, everyone is overwhelmingly loving on Ryuji today! ;u;!!! Thank you guys. ;u; He is a good boy. ;U;
#toxic fandom#ryuji is a good boy#actually a happy ending#character analysis#out of character#writing#soooooantishuh#twitter is a hellsite#trending tags#trending#ryuji sakamoto#popular characters#popular#popularity#canon characterization#female representation#OOC#processing thoughts#rambling#tw#trigger warning
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Mini Fanfic #776: Text Before Graduation (Persona 5)
Futuba: Ladies!!
Futuba: Gents!
Futuba: You will NOT believe what just happened today!!
Ren: I'm not gonna do the big speech after all?
Makoto: Ren.
Ryuji: Dude.
Ann: Don't even start
Haru: That's not the news Futuba is talking about at all.....
Ren: I know.
Ren: Just trying be hopeful is all.
Futuba: 'Kay. We'll DEFINITELY talk about all that later. But first, some exciting news are ahead!
Morgana: GUESS WHO'S FINALLY HUMAN FOR A DAY!?
Morgana: Real Human Boy!.jpg
Ann: \(◎o◎)/\(◎o◎)/\(◎o◎)/
Ren: Oh my god.....
Ryuji: HOLY FUCKING SHIT, DUDE!!!
Haru: RYUJI!!
Haru: What did I say about texting out cuss words in group chat with children present!?
Ryuji: Sorry. Sorry. I was just surprised is all.
Ryuji: But seriously tho, is ALL OF THIS FOR REAL, DUDE!?
Morgana: Yes, Ryuji. It's for real.
Morgana: I'm a human now! :D
Morgana: For the day at least lol.
Ann: OMFG MONA YOU'RE SO CUTE I JUST..... CAN'T!!!!! (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦) (≧▽≦)
Makoto: I agree. You look wonderful, Mona.
Lavenza: And very handsome too.
Morgana: Thanks, Lavenza ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Lavenza: (✿^‿^)
Yusuke: Did your wish of being one has finally been answered?
Morgana: Not exactly. I asked Ludwig to make me a potion to make me human for day so I can be able to see you guys graduation tonight.
Ren: Neat. We're happy for you, kiddo.
Ryuji: Yeah. Being a human makes you feel alive now, doesn't it?
Morgana: You know it!
Morgana: This maybe a one time opportunity, but I'm still gonna enjoy every moment of it!
Futuba: We're gonna be with ya no matter what! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Morgana: Never doubted that for a second, Futuba. Thanks.
Makoto: Speaking of which, Haru, where are you guys right now?
Haru: We're just leaving out beauty salon and finding ourselves something to eat.
Lavenza: Ms. Haru wanted to receive a "Graduation Makeover" before the ceremony begins in the next couple of hours.
Ann: Cool. Shiho and I are getting ready ourselves. Looking our best and whatnot.
Makoto: Sis is helping me get ready too. Which reminds me.....
Makoto: Ren, have you been able to write down your speech yet?
Ren: I did.
Ren: Still not sure it's gonna be good tho....
Futuba: What kinda speech you gotta do, Ren-Ren?
Ren: A Graduation Speech. I was nominated to do at some point during the ceremony.....
Makoto: You'll do just fine out there, Ren-Ren. Trust us.
Ryuji: Makoto's right, man.
Ryuji: Remember that speech you did on your birthday?
Ryuji: You totally nailed that one mo problem!
Ren: Yeah. But only because you guys and everyone else in the mansion were there to see it.
Ren: Meanwhile, there's gonna be a crap ton of people in the ceremony. Sone of which I don't even know, some that might have high expectations of me, and with the exception of you guys, Shiho, Mishima, Eiko, and even Kawakami Sensei, I'm pretty sure everyone else in school still doesn't like me.
Ann: I'm sure most of the people in school has already warmed up to you as of late.
Ann: And even then, u shouldn't have to worry about them or anyone else in the audience think. Just have the same confidence u been having ever since you first came to Shiyuba and you'll be just fine.
Ren: That's almost easier said then done really....
Ren: What if I randomly mess up?
Yusuke: Then you simply keep going and never look back. It'll be less stressful that way.
Haru: You've endured so much since when we first met you. Your false accusations, the mementos, even the Smash Tournament.
Morgana: And against all odds, you were still able to pull through in the end.
Futuba: Which is all the more reason why you shouldn't back this one out.
Futuba: We believe you, bro. Always.
Lavenza: I wholeheartedly agree with everyone on this, Joker. You must gain more confidence in yourself.
Lavenza: You are the chosen one after all. (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Ren: You guys really believed in me that much, do you?
Ryuji: We've always believe in you, man. And so does the boss and almost everyone in Smash Family.
Makoto: We love you so much, Ren. And we'll always be there for you no what anyone else says.
Ren: I knew I see you all as my real family for a reason......
Ren: I love all of you too.
Ren: And it might not be important to tell you all this, but... I'm already in tears lol.
Ren: The Crying Joker.jpg
Makoto: Oh honey~ I'll be sure to give you lots of love once my sister and I get to the café
Ryuji: Already on my way right now. Ain't no way I letting my bro cry us on now lol!
Ann: Neither am I!
Yusuke: Nor me as well.
Haru: We are also on our way to to café too, Ren-Ren!
Haru: You better prepare yourself for the bestest group hug of your life!~
Futuba: YEAH!
Ren: Sure thing, guys lol.
Ren: By the way, Morgana, you're having a good time being a human so far?
Morgana: Oh definitely. The salon was great and the burger we ate was pretty good.
Futuba: He even get to hold hands with a certain velvet girl every time we take scroll~
Morgana: NO I HAVEN'T!!!
Futuba: You so did! Haru and I were there to witness it.
Lavenza: I can conjure on saying that what Futuba is stating is true. Mona-Chan and I have been holding hands since we left the mansion.
Lavenza: It makes me happy to see that he cares about me ever so much. ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Futuba: Holding Hands!.jpg
Ren: Now that's adorable.
Makoto: I agree. It's so cute!~
Haru: I knooooow!~ I couldn't stop gushing about earlier!~
Ann: I just told Shiho about and we're already gushing about it RIGHT. NOOOOOOW!!!~ (≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)(≧▽≦)
Ryuji: Oh I am SO gonna tease you about this, cat! >:)
Yusuke: Maybe I should create a reincarnation of this in my paintings....
Morgana: ALRIGHT, LISTEN!
Morgana: I only hold her just to make sure that neither of us get close to the road. THAT'S. ALL.
Morgana: Nothing more! Nothing less.
Haru: It's okay, sweetie. We believe you.
Haru: Isn't that right, you guys?
Ren: Yeah.
Ryuji: Whatevs.
Makoto: Of course.
Yusuke: If you say so.
Ann: Whatever you say~
Futuba: I still ship it.
Morgana: CAN WE NOT, FUTUBA!?
Lavenza: What does "Ship it" means, Mona-Chan?
........................................................
Morgana facepalms himself as he continues texting.
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Morgana: I tell you about it, later, Lavenza.......
Kazooie Joins the Chat......
Kazooie: Hey. I don't wanna alarm u guys or anything, but we saw some blue haired kid earlier ago in the mansion that sounds EXACTLY like Mona!
Morgana: That's because that blue haired kid was me, Kazooie.
Morgana: I'm a human now!
Futuba: Human Morgana!.jpg
Kazooie: Huh.
Kazooie: Well, I'll be damned......
Kazooie: Not bad. I'm happy for ya, squirt.
Morgana: Thanks!
Kazooie: Also I've just seen the messages you posted just now and I agree.
Kazooie: You and the white haired girl look cute together.
Futuba: RIGHT!?
Morgana: KNOCK IT OFFFFF!!!!
@keyenuta
@caleb13frede
@princekirijo
@26shann
@cyber-wildcat
@albion-93
@ma-lemons
#persona 5#ren amimaya#makoto nijima#ryuji sakamoto#ann takamaki#futuba sakura#yusuke kitagawa#haru okumaru#morgana#lavenza#kazooie#shiho (mentioned)#groupchat#lots and lots of fluff here#pure friendship#friends as family#shumako#morgana's human for a day#morgana has a crush on lavenza confirmed
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Thoughts on the musketeers season 2 episode 1:
Aw crap isn't this dude Rochefort the villain of this season.
The boys attacking the mob with their coats 😂
Annnnnddd the bastard killed a man and stole one of their horses
Yassssss!!! Omfg. *Athos decks Rochefort in the face* *rochenfyck asks what that was for* Athos: "To see how it would feel" *turns to his friends and smiles* "it felt good"
Athos seems so much happier this season already and I love it
Louis being all happy about his son is pretty cute
O.O somethings going on there with Treville
I don't trust this guy
Ooooookkkaaaaayyyyy
I love Anne so much holy shit. Her shutting down Constance's husband is beautiful.
The boys leading constance's husband away while asking him random questions about cloth to give Constance and d'Artaganan time to talk is lovely
Athos seems more quietly resigned and a bit pittying about the whole Aramis Queen Baby situation than last season when he was Angry.
I think its more personal than that. Typically when you list off people by name you want dead, there's a personal reason for it.
Jfc why does this show keep killing people of the clergy and members of faith??? (Several Fathers, priests, and a nun. And the cardinal ofc)
I really hate this guy.
I hope Athos is on high alert now. I doubt he'll have believed "didn't have clear line of sight" when the trees are young pines lower than eye line.
Okay, the holding the breath thing while he struggles with the bar is very dramatic but when he comes up for air you can see that he could have done that on the other side, he wasn't in danger of drowning if he didn't get through the bars immediately
D'Artaganan dragging that guy to a secluded spot and taking his clothes gave me serious hit man vibes 🤣
Omfg. "Oh no, he's unconscious"
I hope this girl is genuine (she seems to be)
Thats sketchy.
:( shit I don't think Athos is onto him at all anymore
NO.
Nah, Constance is right here. "I am a woman in a world built for men"
Oh honey, slap him for that one. The audacity.
"I should have nailed down the coffin lid myself" 🤣 Porthos has some amazing one liners
Oh :(
Bitch what. What.
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a really really long post about Vicki’s final show (seriously its so long)
It’s like everything that I can remember from the performance - not really focused on vicki btw but she is in there a lot dw
In megasix Danielle winked at the audience and I don't think I've ever been so suddenly attracted to someone
Also Danielle!Parr walks like a fucking gazelle she puts so much grace and power into every step I am ASTOUNDED
Also if the whole cast would please stop smirking like that at the audience throughout the whole of Ex wives thatd be great cos I would like to leave the theatre with some of my being in tact
They kept giving eachother cute little eye contact and doing cute little things with Vicki (mostly Vicki + Collette)
Ngl I could not look away from Collette the whole time she plays Aragon like that one popular girl at school who knows they’re better than you and you agree - she is SUCH a queen bee. Like she doesn't smile she smirks at you. her eyebrow just flicks UP and my heart explodes
Also genuinely just seems more relaxed in that role compared to the first time I saw her
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT DURING NO WAY SHE WENT "MEOW" AT THE AUDIENCE I AM SO FUCKIN GAY idk how to explain which bit was at but basically at 1:17 in the recorded version when Renée says like "woo!" Collette does the meow instead and oof
After every song the audience literally would not stop clapping for like a solid 10-15 seconds
Courtney omfg she is so perfect as Boleyn she has this little shit grin on her face throughout like she just roasted the fuck outta you and I love it she sells it sO well
"he must have really liked my head...." aND THEN SHE DOES THE THING WITH THE MICROPHONE IT WAS SO FUNNY
Not exactly feral but has so much energy like idk how she does it in that costume with those lights on she must get so fuckin hot like I was hot and I was wearing a crop top (yes I know it's cold out but I'm hardcore so it's fine)
Also I don’t remember when it was but I think Boleyn said something sassy about getting her head chopped off again and she and vicki did a little fistbump in the back it was c u t e. I think court and vic really try to remind everyone boleyn and howard were actually cousins
Hana Seymour is Adorable
Like she just seems like a young version of Natalie's Seymour, which is appropriate cos she is one of the younger queen's . When she said "really, really old school" she dragged out the laughter after and looked so proud of herself
When giving her speech about how she had it easy, Nat!Seymour seems genuinely hurt by what the queen's say about her. Like she constantly has the pain of it on her mind. Whilst Hana!Seymour seems to just laugh a long a bit, rolling her eyes and stuff like it doesn't really affect her that much. Maybe her version is just more at peace with it.
Anyway we've decided to Stan because her heart of stone was so fuckin perfect like she kept looking like she was going to break down and start crying I genuinely thought she was going to but then she sang the next line with such ferocity and it totally went with the theme of the song
As always Haus of Holbein was chaotic as shit. At one point one of them started doing the Criss cross thing with their knees and then literally all of them started doing it it was great. also Danielle does fingerguns as she goes across the stage and then leaps like a ballet dance its fuckin great.
Cherelle was actually so frickin good as well!!! I didn't really know what to expect from her but I she actually puts so much thought into her performance. She has so many little mannerisms that are so funny
Can't think of many but she keeps going back to the same person on the right side of the stage "oh. You again."
Actually made me realise how little speaking lines Cleves has outside of her song I think
ALSO when Parr and Aragon are pretending to be dudes in a club going up to Cleves tHEY HAVE A HAND SHAKE AND COLLETTE HAD HER TONGUE IN HER CHEEK AND IM LIKE WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO THAT WTF
Vicki's Howard is was literally so perfect. I wasn't sure what to expect cos I've only ever seen her as Boleyn so I've seen her at peak chaos. But omg she literally made me forget she was Vicki she just seemed so SmOl. But she was also definitely a Brat Kat.
When Parr pushed her forward the audience cheered she was like "aw thanks" and flicked her hair over her shoulder.
I think I might even do a separate post of just her performance cos omf I have a lot to say
OKAY SO THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE BIt
Idk if it's cos Vicki had just done AYWD for the last time or cos it was so close to the end or what but idk the chaos energy just seemed to be AMPed
When they're prompting Parr to start and theyre all posed with their arms outstretched they held that for SO long and it was so awkward and hilarious omfg cos Danielle went to sing and then didn't and it was great
And then she was like "nah I'm good" and then everyone just kind of deflated and then band kinda tapered off and it was ALSO long
And then Aragon was like ".... :D" and tries to rehold the position even though no one else is and Howard comes forward and is like "n..no" and puts her arms down it was so fuckin funny
Then Anne was just like "wot"
When Vicki said "oh I'm Catherine Parr I draw lines in arbitrary places" she mimicked Danielle's voice and made it really deep and breathy LMAO
And then when they were all in the group arguing on stage about Parr not singing and Danielle's just there looking at the audience like :/ Howard just yelled "I SANG FOR 7 MINUTES"
And then Aragon turned round and was like "I'm so sorry about this" to the audience
And Danielle really made it seem like Parr was fully just going off randomly and it wasn't planned like she was thinking about what to say before she said anything like "um... Okay... Uh... Okay well - bit of context - I've actually had my fair share of marriages"
Also DANIELLE STEERS' SINGING VOICE IS THE SEXIEST THING
It's so breathy and deep and I oop
Like damn she just seems like the softest parr
Idk how to explain it but she was soft and wholesome but also had so much power like ma'am..... her parr just seems like the chillest person
Anyway they just were having so much fucking FUN by the end they were just fully going for it it was great to watch
And then Danielle gave a really great speech and called Vicki a firecracker and Collette was like "if you ever wanna see her silly little face again catch her on tour" and I :)))
And then they gave her flowers and started doing the megasix and the fucking POWER CUT OUT AND EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE ...
And Courtney literally started pissing herself and started singing the song like a rugby lad and everyone joined in it was peak culture
Anyway yea that was that
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Anne with an E 3x09 reaction (comments and thoughts)
This was written along with the episode so it's more like my reactions really. Hope you guys can relate.
•Poor Ka'kwet being through what she's been. Years of therapy. But those were the XIX. I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPYY IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH??????
• Oh. Anne oh Anne... I feel you girl. I love him too and I wasn't expecting he would come and ask stuff just like that out if nowhere
• MARILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME JUMP ON THAT 'IT'S NOT TOO LATE' WAGON WITH YOU, THANKS
• GO, ANNE, GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
• Mathew not quite understanding but always supporting (my fav of them all)
•Why is Gil at Diana's??????????????? HE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE HOME WHEN ANNE ARRIVES OH NO (I'm putting the wig down from the shelf)
• Now that I released all my freak I think it was about the apples...
• Mrs. Lacroix being baffled at anne... now what's new under the sun? Hahaha
• Why do I have a feeling that the note is gonna go missing or unnoticed????? (getting the make up set ready)
• Ooohhhh Bis Gil. I like that.
• "You'll make a fine addition to the family of your bothered"
I suddenly can't function anymore
• MINNIE MAY I WAS ON YOUR SIDE HOW VERY DARE YOU ?????
omgommgomgongongomgomgongomgom
• Pls, leave ka'kwet alone plsplsplslslpslpsl PLEASE
• O.O I can't believe the cruelt. they actually went all the way to the there to take her back AND THEN DID THAT WHEN SHE REFUSED OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
• IT CANT BE omg why why whY PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS WHY THEY WERE SO NICE SO PEACEFUL BUT NOOOOOOOO ACCEPTING DIFFERENCES IS TOO MUCH.. (and to think that those things and even worse happens for real it breaks my heart, I'm not okay guys that scene ripped me apart and it was so fast)
• Oh boy Bash is right Mrs. Lacroix is to strict she can relax now, but I know old habits die hard
• Ooohhh Bash and Miss Stacy .... alone... again... by the river ... *raise eyebrows suggestively *
• The are rebuilding the school already YAY
• Gilbert drinking water longingly
• MOODY YOURE NOT HELPING.. and then Billy comes oh boy *sights*
• MINNIE MAY SRSLY
• OMG HE'S ALIVEEEEEEEEE but hurt and they are mOVING OMG
• Oh gee I really hope they can do something about ka'kwet.
• How Ka'kwet's mother speaks to Marilla even tho is not English.. I felt that in my entire body
• Oh boy I'm crying. Ugly crying ahead.
• TWO DAYS TIME??? THAT MEANS THAT ANNE WONT BE THERE WHEN GILBERT... OMG
• I KNEW SOMETHING WOULD HAPPENED TO THAT FUCKING NOTE DAAAAAMN IT
• Oh Diana.. you tried I know
• What is Gilbert doing at Anne's old club... hmmmmmmm
• Gilbert looking into the horizon longingly
• Gilbert sneaking into his own house????
•AAAAAAHHHHH THE.NOTE.IS.SOAKED.ON.THE.MUD ON.THE.FUCKING.GROUND.OUT.SIDE.THE.HOUSE.
GODDAMNIT
• That's a beautiful and very suitable name for Anne
• Oh please let them take her back. Let things be right. I don't care if it's fan service.. SERVE ME WHAT A FAN WANTS AND THIS FAN WANTS KA'KWET AND ALL THE OTHERS FREEEEEEEEEEE
• WHATHAFUCK THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE
• "this is a school not a prison!!" you tell them Anne!!!
• Come at it again? You don't have authorization to release her?????????? SHE HASNT DONE ANYTHING. SHE'S FUCKING FREEEEEE JUST LET HER GOOOO UOU MONSTERS
• I'm Anne. Really two weeks that's insane!!! We can't abandon them in their time of need!!
•"All will be well" I DON'T SEE HOOOOWW IT JUST SEEMS TO BE GETTING WORSE
• That's right Matthew there's something else!! WORDS!!! LET THE PEOPLE KNOW I just really hope they care enough to do something or to at least think of this situation as unacceptable
• That's OUTRAGEOUS how come it's the fucking law?????? AAARGGG IT JUST REVOLTS ME TO THINK THERE ARE POEPLE OUT THERE THAT THINK THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT BECAUSE OF SO SAID POWER. MY ASS!!!!!!
• Those brave people... my heart is with them (T.T)
•Gilbert getting ready with a very mournful soundtrack. .. getting ready to propose... with so said soundtrack???
•NOOOO ANNE HE DIDNT READ THE NOTE HE DIDNT EVEN RECEIVE THE GODDAMN NOTE!!!!! oh poor thing
• "This is ridiculous. Why am I doing this to myself? I can't see into his mind. You know what I can do? Ask! Even if his words are hurtful I'll have facts and I will recover" --
• HELL YEAAHHH QUEEN ANNE. back at it again with being absolutely brilliant. You're quite right. I wish I could've thought like that when I was younger you know.. And be this brave.. " --
• "There are plenty worse things than hurt feelings, believe me" (thinks of ka'kwet and her parents. Sobs)
• Oh my.. the way Mrs. Lacroix thinks.. it hurts so bad to think that poeple grew used to feeling like that.. to thinking like that based on colours
Oh Anne...
The misshapenings and ironies of life...
• Anne looking to the horizon longingly
• Gilbert sighting like his going to his death but he believes in heaven when Winifred opens the door
• Ka'kwet staring at the outside through a window
My heart is the equivalent of Anne's note. I need a hug
#awae#awae s3#awae spoilers#awae season 3#awae liveblog#spoilers#anne with an e#anne with an e spoiler#anne with an e season 3#anne with an e spoilers#comments#thought#thoughts#episode reaction#just me really freaking out all the time#cuz this episode ripped my heart apart
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