#ANGELICA WITH A COMMA AFTER DEAREST

[lilmissnatcat24]

i know this is barely even canon and it's from a mod that restores emails from a me3 promotional app but every time i think about the fact that garrus signs his emails love, g i curl into a little ball and rock back and forth

[veiled-luminosity]

punctuation matters chat !!

no one mourns the wicked - there is nobody on the face of the planet that mourns the wicked

no, one mourns the wicked - there is one person out of all the people in the world that mourns the wicked

no, one mourns, the wicked - there is one person that mourns, and they are the wicked one

[vincentaureliuslin]

au edit :33 this is slightly satire

do you see what i had to go through to post this what the HELL

[freakystrashdump]

I'm re-reading your fanfic and noticed an amazing detail! In the third chapter, as soon as Belos hears the name of Selena, he begins looking for something. BECAUSE HE FINALLY FOUND HER AFTER LONG CENTURIES OF SEARCHING! I think that when Selena travels back in time, she will mistakenly tell Phillip her real name.

OH HO HO

IS THAT SO?

I get it. I finally get it. I get that exhilarating writer feeling when people start picking up on what I am slowly cooking!!!

Wonder what it could mean if Selena gave her actual name instead of going incognito like her traveling compatriots. Maybe she wasn't with them when they came up with fake names? Who knows, who knows.

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

MY DEARESR ANGELICAAAAA WITH A COMMA AFTER DEAREST

This is me promoting my new series of poems and I might post on here if people actually end up wanting it

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

it changed the meaning, did you intend this?

one stroke and you've consumed my waking days,

it says:

"I miss my lover, man"

with a comma after "lover"

...

you've written "I miss.. my lover, man"

[hyperkinetic-rabbity-thing]

Sadly no comma after dearest 😔

Its not that serious, "My dearest" is just an old fashioned way of saying bro

[s-y-s-y]

In a letter I recieved from you two weeks ago

I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase

It changed the meaning, did you intend this

One stroke and you have consumed my waking days

[starlightshadowsworld]

Two things that give me the same energy.

In Hamilton where Angelica is all “with a comma after dearest you’ve written ‘my dearest, Angelica’ it changed the meaning did you intend this?”

And the Sk8 the infinity dub where Langa goes “Reki my love…of skateboarding.”

[wandasaura]

my dearest angelica,

with a comma after dearest. you’ve written

my dearest, angelica

[hansooyoungswifey]

COMMA AFTER DEAREST‼️⁉️ I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

To My Dearests, Ladies of the Village and beloved Angie DID YOU SEE THAT I PUT A COMMA AFTER DEAREST???? :3333

I do hope you all received my last message and gifts, if not then I blame the accursed way this site delivers.

Anyways onto what I wish to write and send to each of you <3

To my loveliest Lady Beneviento and her well loved companion Lady Angie, a pesto and chicken linguini meal with red iced tea that I made, 3 butterfly knives with an intricate design for Angie, and a stuffed rabbit I made myself. I have a feeling that Angie will win the elections this year, the rabbit is good luck.

To the illustrious Lady Dimitrescu, a bottle of cherry wine I saw in a very expensive and elite looking liquor store and a wheel of cabernet to go with it.

To beautiful Lady Bela, passionate Lady Cassandra, and romantic Lady Daniela. I present to the three of you a hardbound book of Machiavelli's The Prince. I sincerely apologize Lady Bela for I am unsure of what you like but I hope to know you better ^^. A guitar set for Lady Cassandra to shred at her heart's content. And a Harana courting song to Lady Daniela with flirting intentions :DD.

with my whole heart and hate for studying politics,

pasta anon <33

Donna Beneviento: *Turns away, once sure no one is there Donna cuddles the stuffed rabbit*

Alcina Dimitrescu: *She wretches violently* Cherry wine?! Truly?! My black god... get that repellant concoction away from me! Cassandra! My dear Cassandra I need your assistance! *Stops for a minute as if she forgot her phone in the proverbial car* Also you must know that cabernet does not come in wheels? *With even more elegant condescension* It's a type of wine grape, not a cheese. Cheese comes in wheels, not wine, you may also be interested in knowing the cow goes "moo", the pig goes "oink".

Bela Dimitrescu: Thanks, I've been meaning to read the Prince, I read the Art of War decades ago so it's only been a logical next step.

Cassandra Dimitrescu: *Starts a guitar solo, suddenly stops* Mother needs me for something! *Runs off/flies off at full speed*

Daniela Dimitrescu: Bela has been trying to make me read that book forever... or maybe that was something else. I can't keep track of the amount of books she has tried and failed to convince me to read.

[sol-consort]

"Dearest,"

Call me Angelica Schuyler the way I'm losing it over the goddamn comma after dearest. A COMMA. Not "dearest human" Not "dearest Ryder."

But "Dearest," comma, stop.

The most dear to his heart, oh my god. I can't take it. THE MOST?

Jaal what were you thinking? How could you do this to me? My poor heart can only take so much. What do you mean dearest?? What do you mean fond?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DEAREST!

"I enjoy you"

:"C

If you don't come over and get me pregnant right fucking now I'm filing an attempted murder report.

Please just...what do you want, huh? My money? My body? My soul? You can have it. You can have it all!

"Lay my feelings at your feet"

What if this was my last straw and a heart attack took me out? Then what? What are you going to tell the medic and police when they arrive?

Does he understand the sheer devotion associated with that phrase, or is he just saying it willy nilly. Does Jaal comprehend how for an emotionally constipated species like humans, how much vulnerability this simple phrase holds, and to show it so early into the talking stage? Like we're not even dating yet, and you're this enamoured? I didn't even have to put out once?

Love is war, Jaal! You can't just... you can't just surrender. You can't do this to me. I'm as equally confused as I am astonished and smitten. It feels like I'm losing, like he took me out with one hit KO. What is this strategy? How is him being vulnerable, clear with his desires, and open with his emotions makes me feel incredibly weak.

I AM MAD I WANTED TO ROMANCE VETRA BUT NOW THERE IS NO FUCKINH CHANCE.

[pinkpastels113]

IN A LETTER I RECEIVED FROM YOU TWO WEEKS AGO, I NOTICED A COMMA IN THE MIDDLE OF A PHRASE-

IT CHANGED THE MEANING, DID YOU INTEND THIS-

ONE STROKE AND YOU’VE CONSUMED MY WAKING DAYS, IT SAYS-

my dearest angelica

WITH A COMMA AFTER DEAREST, YOU’VE WRITTEN-

my Dearest, angelicaaaa

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

(Musical song but romantic nonetheless and I figured someone like Alastor who seems very punctual would appreciate how subtle grammar changes the meaning of words)

In a letter I received from you two weeks ago

I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase

It changed the meaning, did you intend this?

One stroke and you've consumed my waking days

It says

"My dearest, Angelica"

With a comma after dearest

You've written

"My dearest, Angelica"

- Take a Break from Hamilton by Lin-Manuel Miranda

•Romantic Lyrics Anon

"Grammer is important!"

[saturnisaroace]

I don’t get the part in ‘Take A Break’ where Angelica & Hamilton talk about the comma after “dearest”

I’ve been trying to figure this out forever please explain😭🙏

Comma’s used to mean a lot.

So just ‘Dearest Laurens’ is like ‘hai ur cute but I can’t make that obvious

While ‘My Dearest, *NAME*’ is like haii ur hot 😍😍😍

(The comma never truly happened tho)

[stawpny]

phoebe bridgers “waiting room” is killing me

The difference between:

“I know it’s for the better”

“Know it’s for the better”

“Know, it’s for the better”

and “No, it’s for the better”

how one comma can change the WHOLE MEANING WHAHENNEHSH

like that one line from hamilton

“My dearest, Angelica, with a comma after, “dearest”… It changed the meaning, did you intend this?… you’ve consumed my waking days…”

NWHAHSMWMSYY