#AND on top of that i feel like im getting sick????

[bitethecollar]

nsfw curly headcanons

whaddup mouthwash nation i don't normally make posts but i was sick in bed thinking abt curly all day n i got inspired by other ppl's hc posts on here ☺️ so im throwing my hat in the pile.. these are kinda disorganized but the first part is curly x long-distance reader (reader doesn't work on the tulpar), second half is more general stuff.

this post features; afab reader, cunnilingus, masturbation, various other things

when he's single it's pretty easy to get in his pants but it's embarrassingly easy for him to catch feelings for ppl he sleeps w. nd once that happens it's OVER he can't even Look at anybody else bro he is Dedicated

during hauls when he can't be with u it's rlly hard for him to get u out of his mind, esp when he's working bc there's no immediate outlet .. under normal circumstances he doesn't rlly masturbate that often, but when hes away from u it's a lot more common^^; just whenever he can get some privacy alone tbh. he prob does smth rlly lame like look at a picture of u while he does it LMFAOOOOAOA

he gets rlly pent up in the week or so before he gets home especially... once he finally gets home to u he can keep himself in check in public + around others, but once u two are alone at home he's all over u for basically the rest of the night DJFKG hope u dont have work the next day

100% service top no question. nothing turns him on more than your pleasure. he's fine w piv sex if that's what u want but honestly i think he rlly prefers to give oral/handjobs/etc. he'll make sure u cum at Least once before he gets any, especially!! when he's just got back from a haul. he likes to put off his own satisfaction as long as possible bc he tends to fall asleep after he cums but he doesnt want the night to end so quickly^^;

after hes finished getting u off he likes to hold u for awhile while u calm down.. n then he'll let u do whatever u like to him^^ i think he likes when u touch him the most, but really as long as you're enjoying it he's not too picky abt how u get him off

honestly he prob cums pretty fast bc he stays turned on for so long w/o stimulation, but he likes it when u edge him a little bit (not too much tho!)

i honestly don't think he's that much of a talker, esp while receiving. he gets too into it to form coherent words. u can try dirty talking him but u won't get much more than an enthusiastic nod or a whispered "yes" .. oh but he does love saying yes to you::3

THIS MAN WHIMPERS BTW. esp if u pull his hair while he's eating u out, it drives him crazy😭

very much an oral fixation kinda guy, he likes putting your fingers in his mouth, kissing, biting, licking, marking, anywhere he can get to but mainly ur neck/chest

SAYS I LOVE YOU DURING SEX IDC‼️ he melts if u say it too..

reaaaally really likes it when u take charge n tell him what to do, he'll follow ur every word

also into body worship, both receiving and giving. he works hard on his physique! tell him he's beautiful!! (he also thinks your body is perfect and will appreciate it at any opportunity ofc)

he is addictedddd to your voice n it's a big reason why he's so into pleasing you over himself, he lives to hear you whimper n gasp and moan for him. doesn't matter if ur loud or quiet, he loves ur voice bc it's yours

he also really likes to watch your expressions to see how he's doing, and because he thinks you look beautiful writhing under him, but!!!! he'd understand if u were a shy type who gets embarrassed easily, n he'd hide his face in ur neck or vice versa so he cant see u^^ he'd prob just verbally check on u a liiiiitle more often::3

[thedisablednaturalist]

We need an overhaul of how our government works. Our government will never serve the interests of its citizens if people go into politics for power and wealth. I'm not saying politicians should be destitute, but no politician should have a mansion while their constituents are homeless and hungry. Politicians should also be held to the same strictness as disabled people currently are when it comes to income, to prevent corruption and bribery. I'm sick of our representatives being made up of lazy, self serving trust fund babies who only care about themselves. The needs of the people should come first. The goal should be to help the communities and protect those most vulnerable, and put the environment first, for the future, health, and happiness of the people. Think of the progress we could make if our representatives weren't constantly bickering, if resources were given to infrastructure and new technologies that clean the air and water, cure diseases, make transportation easier and cleaner, etc. Make our country safe for refugees and welcome them into our communities. Make schools the envy of the world and places where kids feel safe and free to grow into the people they truly were always meant to be. We wouldn't just survive, we would thrive, and it wouldn't be every man for himself anymore. Put money back into the hands of workers by investing in employee owned business rather than a few people at the top. Put caps on student loans, rent, and increase in essential goods like food, diapers, etc. Free healthcare and basic housing. Community centered, walkable and accessible towns/cities through public transportation. People would be free to support the arts and recreation, without fear of going hungry or not being able to get medical care. Families would have community support, not isolated into a nuclear unit. Everyone would be free to practice their religion, as long as they didn't harm the rights of others.

Im just rambling at this point, but imagine if those in charge actually gave a fuck about us? about our futures, families, and happiness? instead of whats in our pants or what god (if any) we pray to, or what the color of our skin is. If you want to represent people, you need to actually care about their concerns. But it would be a two way street, we need to care about what is happening in our local and national government. We need to speak at council meetings, organize, advocate, help those most vulnerable in our direct communities. I feel like a big change needs to happen in this country, we need to be united in love for each other. You don't have to like your neighbors, but you have to be willing to fight for them and vice versa. We need a big change, an overhaul, but it will have to start small, at the local level, as any successful movement does. We tried following their rules, now we must make them ourselves.

[pup-pee]

jokes @ night r not funny in the morning,,,

originally the blue was green but then i decided 2 b pan

[chronicowboy]

actually so low on morale.

[soupmanspeaks]

you ever wonder if the Glamrocks's face tracking acts up when they look at Glamrock-Freddy, like they'll look at his face, and the recognition will register as Freddy, but their systems for whatever reason or another think that there is a face overlapped on Freddy's do you think they see two small squares next to him, at his side, roughly child sized, but no one is physically there.... right...?

[thedrotter]

look i know this month has been crazy already in what has been going on for me BUT IT GETS CRAZIER... I got to finally have my constant pain I've had for two years diagnosed... I have fibromyalgia lol i have a chronic illness??😭😭

tbf it doesn't change anything i was already coping with these pains because I've been sitting with em for 2 years i just have anti depressants now but you know what has changed... my character lore GOT SICK AS FUCK!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅 (lighthearted)

[dreamwinged]

goodmorning :<

i have fallen quite ill + currently hoping i dont have to do anything today because i am very sick ! i felt too weak pretty much all day yesterday to get out of bed this sucks so baddddd

[bunnihearted]

why do all girls around me have girl friends?????????????? why dont i get to have that??????????

[kosmogrl]

not feeling my best today, my nose is runny, my throat is so sore and I don't have a fever but my temperature isn't normal and I barely want to move....

[bloodanddiscoballs]

I have a cold

[pink-lemonadefairy]

🌻 ₊˚⊹ ࿔ 🌳

[tony-andonuts]

God I wish I didnt get ostrasised by all but like 4 of my peers because holyfucking shit am I overworked and need a hug

[clowningcrows]

i fear i cannot mentally or emotionally handle being conscious much longer so im gonna take a melatonin and hope to god it works enough to make me pass out by 8:30 tbh

[thanes-krios]

apparently being slightly too neutral with Gale about the crown of karsus in sorcerer's sundries and giving a slightly cautious piece of advice about Mystra before he goes to talk with her means that no matter how many times you successfully convince him not to use the crown for himself and ascend to godhood, at the very end when you convince him one last time with a DC 30 check, he's confused why you're telling him no when you've been pushing him to yes this whole time, and then he fucking breaks up with you to ascend anyway.

[missgenoard]

*deep nauseated sigh*

[princessmyriad]

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