#AND YOU KILLED HIM
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One thing to know about me is that I also have an annotated copy of the illiad. It’s an abridged version from my childhood and every time Hector’s name is mentioned it’s surrounded by glitter-gel pen hearts bc he was my first crush as a child.
#When I hit my ankle in a scooter and my dad came over he was like oh you hit your Achilles tendon! And I was like my What. And he was like#Achilles tendon! And I was like don’t say that to me.#The scene where hectors is dragged around by Achilles was super fucked up because that was my BOYFRIEND#AND YOU KILLED HIM
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im still fucking pissed about the plant monster
#HE WAS NOT DOING ANYTHING#HE WAS CHILLIN#HE WAS JUST A LIL BABEY SCARED OF THE DARK#I FUCKING LOVED HIM#AND YOU KILLED HIM#YOU BASTARDS#YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS#w359#w359 spoilers#wolf 359#wolf 359 spoilers#wolf359#wolf359 spoilers#w359 plant monster#wolf 359 plant monster#wolf359 plant monster
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I wanna see Capcom remake code Veronica bc I wanna see Steve Burnside as a more fleshed out teenager, not whatever the hell he was, tho he was funny and tragic.
but I wanna see a 17 year old (one of the younger characters), who laughs and jokes to probably cover the trauma. Whose father works for umbrella, who later turns into a zombie and he has to kill to save this nice lady in a red biker jacket. A 17 year old realizing they’re never going to make it to 18 because they got injected with a virus and is now transforming into a disfigured monster. A teenager being forced to end his life to protect someone so caring and nice, all because he got dealt shitty cards.
Capcom is usually good at making characters more delved out, so please do not make him randomly fire off an automatic gun just cause….
Also you should definitely make sherry and Steve friends… bc :)
#resident evil#code veronica#claire redfield#steve burnside#He was a fucking teenager#And you killed him#Capcom#you make good games#But you kill the good characters#First Luis#Then Piers#Then Ethan#And you fucked over a teenager….#I should probably shut up
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Once again feeling VERY normal about Malevolent 26
#I feel into a hole editing the wiki#and got to the part on Parkers page where Harlan info dumped about them meeting#and Im not okay#He knew not to push#and you killed him#SOBBING#malevolent podcast#malevolent 26
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Thinking ab Sid Arkale rlly got me bricked up and crying at the same time
#bakugan#bakugan battle brawlers#gundalian invaders#bakugan gundalian invaders#sid arkale#he’s so fine#@ spinmaster#you killed him#he gave us all our gay awakenings#and you killed him#nsft kinda
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dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic
#gravity falls#Dipper Pines#Mabel Pines#''Mabel cost him a big opportunity with Ford-" i am killing you with hammers
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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Found myself strangely obsessed with Skizz and Lizzie… there are apparently brain chemicals in there
#trafficblr#life series#traffic smp#wild life smp#ldshadowlady#skizzleman#fanart#idk like she’s only lost lives to Skizz killing her#and she does not intend to endear herself to him but it happens accidentally#idk Skizz is pathetic and is sitting there like noooooo- your so nice I’d do anything you ask now fuckkkk#Lizzie Ldshadowlady is so cool
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Very proud of Joel and what he has achieved but also we’ve got to give some major props to Gem for doing what no one else has been able to do and keeping that man away from his own self-destructive tendencies and his propensity towards insanity
#and also Lizzie for telling him to not try and kill Scott cause that always goes terribly for him#thank you gem for keeping him calm and watching him speed bridge once a week for two months#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#geminitay#mcyt
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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.
Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.
#I know Bludhaven’s not a country don’t come at me#i wanted him in Nightwing colours#this was a compromise#plus look how pretty he looks#you can’t blame me#he looks good in blue and black what can I say#so good#someone help me I’m so bisexual#acrobat dick grayson#dick grayson fanart#dick grayson#nightwing fanart#nightwing#dc robin#olympics#olympics 2024#dc x Olympics#because we all know Dick would kill it at the Olympics if he wanted to#how many jobs has that man had#gold medal at the Olympics is just one more on the list
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headcanon that percy stays ready to clock the minotaur. this man would pause his lunch break to give this bull it's horn a third time. this man would dehydrate for two days if it meant he could murk this bull at the end of it. this man's beef with this walking beef is so grandeur. it was the first monster he killed the moment the battle of mamhattan began. this is one of percy's consistent bloodlust moments and no one will ever fault him for it.
#“oh my gods it's the minotaur what are we gonna do—IS THAT PERCY STABBING THE MINOTAUR WITH ITS OWN HORN?”#deadass nobody would fault percy for this life long mission to kill the minotaur#percy is essentially the grim repear for this monster#annabeth may not want to him to forego all morals in battle#but she will not stop fault him for having it out for that bull#i'm telling you#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#percy jackson headcanon#percy jackson bloodlust#you cant change my mind
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#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life#what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam?#rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :))))#jimmy carter#rosalynn carter#henry kissinger#us politics#world politics
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this isn't the first time @cerbykerby had an idea that i've impulsively drawn... rest of the comic under the cut!
#mdzs#i just Love the way social media kills the quality of comics#a comic from Me?#in the year of our lord 2024?#less likely than you think#my art#fanart#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#full disclosure ik lwj isn't dumb enough to call out wwx's name in a perilous situation that'd get him killed#again#but i just wanted to draw the sillies#don't ask me why i drew a cloth over wwx's bun#i had a whim & i went with it
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truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.
during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.
he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.
the peak lords think he's cursed.
maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.
it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.
maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.
of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.
this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!
even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.
they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!
maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.
luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.
for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.
shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.
#i like the idea of sqq sort of disassociating every time he talks with the system#like his eyes go unfocused and he goes quiet and doesnt seem to hear what others are saying#and the others always thought that was odd but hey. whatever. until some strange *thing* started showing up#i do also like the idea of the system slowly allowing sqq more liberties#bc its decided it likes this storyline#liu qingge comes to cleanse sqqs meridians and gets red with anger when the system pops up in sqqs eyes#but then sqq reaches out to him and says ''no. it... likes you.''#the system doesnt (cant) really like anyone. but its gifting him friendship points when liu qingge visits him and that's positive?#liu qingge doesnt see it as positive and gets even more mad because what do you MEAN this monster enitity ''likes him''????#liu qingge is going to kill it the first chance he has!!#yue qingyuan talks about a mission looking for volunteers and you can *see* his face fall when the blue box appears#''it wants you to go. doesn't it?'' ''this shidi would like to join this mission.'' ''i understand.''#sometimes the blue box appears and sqq looks *stricken*. like he just saw something really awful#but he just cant talk about it#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#mu qingfang#system svsss#svsss au#reveal au
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I get that it's entirely dependent on the iteration but I think its a little funny when Megatron and Starscream are portrayed as having this 100% abuser/victim dynamic because it just looks like this to me
And also this happens afterward every time
#well you have to forgive him for killing you 1000 million times. for he is only a little guy you see#moths art#transformers#megatron#starscream#megastar#← a little. teehee
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Thinking about Laura scolding her dads for smoking. They're both on the couch, Logan with his cigar, Wade with a fucking menthol.
Laura: You're gonna get cancer!
Wade: I already have cancer
Logan: I can't get cancer
Wade: *glares* Lucky bastard
#this post is a reminder that wades entire body is made up of cancerous cells and he is forever burdened with life because of it#the cancer is quite literally keeping him alive#and killing him 24/7#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#laura kinney#laura x23#x23#don't smoke kids#you are not deadpool OR wolverine#you do not have regeneration powers
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