The Rise & Fall of a Midwest Deadpool
Hey peeps!
So… uh… saw Deadpool… I love this scrimblo of a man so much it’s… a bit of a problem?
No but like this man has altered my brain chemistry it’s not even funny
To illustrate: I stayed up until 5 AM after watching Deadpool & Wolverine in theaters making a 35 Hour long Deadpool playlist and it’s all I’ve been listening to since then, I’ve filled up three separate sketch pages of just Deadpool, two for Wolverine, which is CRAZY RIGHT NOW, and I’ve reblogged literally hundreds of Deadpool related posts onto my reblog account, so much so that I can’t scroll anymore
BUT HOLY SHIT I FEEL GREAT
All this to say - Wade would be the biggest Chappell fan and I won’t even die on this hill. It’s just canon. There is no hill to stand on because he broke the fourth wall and told me personally that he’s a Pink Pony Girl and he dances at the club oh mama aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Yuu creates a crime scene with the Grimace shake to freak out the First Years, who were coming over for a sleepover. They get Grim and the ghosts in on it, too.
⚠️Another attempt at writing conventional horror, be warned!
So, when the First Years walk in, they see that the lobby is “destroyed” with Yuu hanging by the foot upside down, their mouth dripping with some sort of purple liquid. (Keep in mind, it’s late at night, so the First Years can’t see well.
Within the kitchen, is Grim “drowning” in the sink filled with purple liquid. It’s overflowing. Everything is bathed in this weird purple liquid.
Ace kneels down to taste it.
Epel: What the FUCK is wrong with you?! You’re gonna die!
Jack: Holy shit. Holy shit, oh my Sevens, what the fuck, Ace.
Deuce, panicking: So, what is it?!
Ace: It’s…it tastes like a milkshake? This stuff tastes good, actually.
Sebek: …Ace, walk towards us very slowly.
Ace: ???
Like a dumbass, Ace turns around.
There’s this large purple blob behind him, dripping in that “liquid”.
Epel: RUN!!!!
The First years starts running, completely unaware that Yuu is missing from the lobby. They’re forced to run upstairs, as the purple blob stops chasing them once they come to the second floor.
It’s worse, actually. The entire hallway was covered in the purple shake. There was only one door open, with a dim light leaking from the crack.
Jack: We should go back.
Ace: NO? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Sebek: And run into the monster?! Do you have a DEATH WISH?!
Deuce: I just want to get out of here…what happened here??
Epel: Fuck it, it’s either the room or the monster downstairs. I’m taking my chances.
They walk in. The room is lit with candles. There’s Yuu, purple drag marks. They’re laid on the center of the room, a cirlce of candles around them.
The words, “Happy Birthday Grimace” is written on the walls.
Jack hesitantly steps forward, calling Yuu’s name. Suddenly, Yuu jerks up, causing Ace to scream. They open their mouth, the purple shake spilling from their mouth. All they say is a bunch of garbled nonsense, more of the shake spilling from their mouth.
Someone faints, and it’s a wonder who does. Then, the lights turn on and the Ramshackle residents laughing their asses off at the First Years.
Epel: *Starts beating the shit out of Yuu* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Sebek: Stupid human!!! Did you know how worried we were!?
Jack: Where did you even get this idea?!
Grim: My henchman had this trend about some monster thing-
Yuu: Taste bud!
Grim: Whatever, but people were trying it and then “died”.
Deuce: All of this for a sick joke?! That’s messed up!
Ace:
Ace: Can we prank Heartslybul next?
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And the seas were filled to the brim drop by drop
And grains of sand formed the stones
Eternity is probably so long
I only wish to contribute a tiny bit
In my short life to weave
At least one thin thread of silk
Flëur - Шелкопряд (Silkworm)
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Just me again thinking about the clones whom Prime made feel so small and insignificant and replaceable, who had no choice but to accept their roles and who were greatful to be given a chance at life at all, a chance to be a part of their god's grand journey, even if only for a moment
And yet, deep down they probably still wanted to prove themselves special and needed, still hoped to leave something important behind and be aknowledged and remembered by their brother... I'm still so emo about them T-T
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