#AND NO CARD PULLS
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Absolutely shaking please for the love of god don’t do end game content if you don’t understand your class
#Listen i don’t want to be that person but if i’m in endgame and you’ve healing like you got three spells and a toothpick im kicking your ass#had The Worst healer in abyssos 8 rn#CO HEALER#CO HEALER BTW#WE WERE BOTH AST SO I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT#died like five times. ok fine maybe youre new to this raid and dont know the mechs. this i can forgive.#but i swear to fucking God they didn’t use have their goddamn actions#NOT ONCE did i see them pop earthly star. NOT ONCE did i see macrocosmos.#no celestial opposition. no horoscope.#hard heals only.#NO CARD PULLS#THE ENTIRE P O I N T OF PLAYING ASY#AND NO CARD PULLS#this is how i KNOW they dont play ast: they kept fucking up collective unconscious#they’d pop it then immediately start moving or start casting another spell#NO!!! YOU GOTTA STAY STILL FOR COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS!!!!#Losing my fucking mind. Felt like i was healing that entire raid by my own damn self#half the party wiped cuz they catgirl ass couldnt figure out heal over time#ok. ok. sorry. im done.#Actually one more thing#bitch then had the audacity. The Fucking Gall. To win almost ALL the armor pieces.#I hope your internet dies and your electricity blows out#frog croak
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Sometimes you live through something awful.
But you do live through it.
#and then a stranger at the club draws you a tarot card spread that pulls your heart out through your kneecaps#art#dragon#tarot#the agonies
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Deadpool telling Peter about Logan like
#canon asf cause he one fine senior citizen#you think deadpool has logan pull out the senior concession card like how police show their badges?#the way the movie is still trending 🤭#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#wolverpool#poolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#wade wilson#logan howlett#logan x wade#wade x logan#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#marvel#peter parker#spiderman#spiderpool#polycule when!?
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WAIT when did he get FANGS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#brushie brushie#i thought i was imagining it but i have compared screenshots and it is true#they gave him a bunch of new animations and just decided to throw some fangs in there too!#unless this is an earlier thing i just missed because i don't pay attention (very possible)#anyway i decided to do one last ten-pull and THERE HE WAS#and his personal story is SO unexpectedly cute oh my gosh#at any given moment crewel is thinking about how much he misses his dog(s)#it is CANON#canon like the fangs (why) (i'm not complaining i just want to KNOW)#get you a fandom where they randomly and with no explanation give a character fangs I GUESS#anyway thank you sensei for validating the mountain of keys i threw into the void for you#i'd assumed he'd duo with grim so it is unfortunate that it turned out to be with a card i don't have and will probably never get 🙃#but it is VERY funny actually that he duos with crowley so i'll forgive him#the only funnier character would be jack#OR NO WAIT actually leona#'which character would be the funniest to --' the answer is always. ALWAYS. leona
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On my hike today I ran into a field trip of middle schoolers and showed them the rock I found that was covered in caterpillars. This briefly made me their god. (The middle schoolers. Not the caterpillars. Caterpillars have no god.) They asked many questions until I managed to sneak away while they were distracted by the neat bugs. The next time they saw me I was fifty feet above them on an overlook and back lit by the sun. They screamed with glee. I waved and carried on with my hike. I did not see them again.
#Musings#I will have caterpiller pictures as soon as I find time to sort my pictures#I took my good camera today so I've gotta actually pull the SD card out and load everything up
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Obsessed with lovers and piners calling the object of their affections their best friend. Like yessss blur the lines between platonic and romantic love. show how important they are to you in a multifaceted way. Cover up your feelings with another kind of love that is just as true. One type of love does not negate the other and but tragedy can rip both out from under you single handedly, and it will hurt so much more that way. Losing a friend and a lover. Gaining both and not needing any labels for what they are. Using labels but having it be so much more than a title. Were they friends before they were lovers? Or were they lovers whose friendship grew inside of their love? Unclear! Who cares!
#any time one side of the pairing pulls out the best friend card I am immediately on the floor#they can be side by side! they can be distinct! it doesn't have to be explained!#they did this in the new nimona movie and i crumpled#call me arospec and biased but holy shit this is my bread and butter#nimona#goldenheart#good omens#ineffable husbands#she ra#catradora#ace attorney#narumitsu#they ARE best friends. they are also lovers. are you listening to me.#should i tag queerplatonic here? that's definitely part of this too#clefadrylcorner talks a lot
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Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#headcanon#my art#nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage#anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices#cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way#or even necessarily think about it to the same degree#i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot#so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card#Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways#cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad''#so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days#and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and-#cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds#also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead.#a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died#and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his#theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter#so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically)#(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)
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itakugi sillies fr the soul
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#itakugi#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk leaks#jjk manga spoilers#jjk spoilers#jjk 267#eye horror/#cant see the haters <3#not pictured here megumi holding the camera like ......................#also i dont know how i feel abt eyepatch yuuji but fr the sake of itakugi wearing each other's eyepatches he can have one :'>#entertained the idea of them having Matching ones but i scrapped tht pretty quickly dhsdfgfdf i like them distinct#i think yuuji might b able to pull off the larger snaparound kind bc the scars on the other side of his face maybe balance it out#but i like nobara having a smaller more traditional eyepatch personally#1 bc i think she would not want to mess up her hair but also bc i LOVE th look of her scars i want as many of them visible as possible#the eye socket itself tho is ....kinda gnarly GGHJFHFS#speaking of which ik nobara's eye kind of. exploded. but what exactly happened w yuuji's did it just ???? burn away????#idrk if yuuji shld also have a more defined eye socket tbh but fr the sake of my own enjoyment n sanity#i am pulling the fanartist I Do What I Want card#i make the rules and i want his scars to look Like This smile#anyway i love them so much i missed them so much they r so SIBLING CODED#u dont understand officer i need them being dumb n chaotic. to cope#hands and knees itkg save megumi itfskg make it out alive plspslpslplspslpslspsl
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I’ve said this before, but I always found stories that frame heaven as “evil” and hell as “good” (or less bad) to be genuinely boring. I like more nuanced approaches to each realm.
I understand that for a lot of people, Christianity is a religion they like to criticize and mock, but I feel like if you don’t even understand the fundamentals of the religion, why even attempt to critique it?
#txt#an Angel wouldn’t be happy with mass genocide or abuse unless they convinced themselves there was a righteous reason for it#and more importantly. forgiveness and redemption is a huge part of Christianity#like as a queer person myself I get annoyed when queer writers pull the ‘well Christian’s oppressed us so we can do what we want’ card like#alright man. if you want to criticize the religion I am completely behind you#but if you’re going to heavily mischaracterized christianity to make it a black and white ‘evil’ religion. you look dumb
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#When the card declines at therapy and they pull out the Nobody will have the time to mourn the bodies that most deserve it#I’m so sorry#just#god yuta my baby you deserve this least of all#jjk#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 261#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#my art#bluebeesart
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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i honestly personally dont care too much about the whole "coparenting" debate but like i do feel like it sets apart people who DID watch the show and actually paid attention to what was on their screens and the people who didnt watch more than S7 or clearly just never retained any information the show gave us because...
Didnt Buck take care of Chris basically the entire time Eddie was in the hospital after the gunshot? am i hallucinating? like didnt we get this dad ass montage of Buck taking care of Christopher while Eddie was in the hospital? So wouldnt that mean that yes he has cooked for chris he has cleaned for chris he took christopher to school he would have to know christophers allergies because he was HIS CARETAKER!
but lets just ignore that part wasn't there a joke where they were at a call and the dad was like "you're always making me the bad cop!" and chim goes "can't you both be the good cop?" and both eddie and buck say "no." Clearly showing that buck isnt just a funtime uncle like yall are saying cus if he was wouldn't he not have to be the bad cop?
Also Eddie wrote him into his WILL! yall can say "oh you guys don't understand how this works and blah blah" all you want but the fact of the matter is he chose that man over his FAMILY... it's not like pepa and isabel were anything like his mother and father and yet he still left Chris to Buck. Buck lost that mans child in a natural disaster and he STILL left him in his care the next day. He even looks that man in the eyes and COMPARES Buck and christophers relationship to his and christophers. like guys please..
i think there is definitely something to be said about how sometimes Buck gets more praise for the things he does with Christopher or ppl almost pushing Eddie to the side of his own family but the way to combat that isnt acting like you can't see what is quite literally in ur face being shown on screen😭
#911 abc#911 fox#eddie diaz#buddie#evan buckley#911#like please that boy is his SON#and yall can try to pull the ppl forget eddie is his REAL dad' card all you want#like okay buck is the stepdad then?#buck isnt a stepdad.. he's the dad who stepped up#but no like do u guys think buck paralelling shannon is just for haha funtimes? NO!
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Obey Me MC: Simeon please please please spit in my mouth.
#RELATABLE for once#also mc and simeon play sportsball against barbatos and diavolo and lose in this card. it's like it's made for me tbh#anyway yippeee i finally got his card#i was trying to avoid destroying my savings and went to pity with the discounted pulls.#I got mammon 4 times and have zero plans to level him <3#obey me simeon#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#simeon
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Holy moly! Your SY Beast peak AU IS AMAZING!!! Just imagine how MANY beasts can actually be held on his peak...
Curiosity killed the cat, but not me since im a horse. What about Binghe? Who is he here?
Hi there 🩷 Thank you for the lovely message 🥰
Beast Peak is my purely self-indulgent au all comfort no angst, so while LQG and SQQ are too busy fighting over BingBing (as they did in canon), SY just waltz in and steals him for himself.
And so it begins the beast peak arc for the protagonist 🐉
#yqy absolutely tried to pull the nepotism card and take lbh from sy and give him to sj#but sj looked at him like he was going to maul him if he dared to finish the sentence implying he was taking sy's disciple for sj's sake#so very confusedly and chastised he let them be#bingbing gets to grow up surrounded by love and monsters and monster lovers#which gives him a very different outlook about his own nature once he discovers he is a demon#<333#my art#svsss#scum villian self saving system#beast peak au#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#shen yuan#bunhe#asks
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Welp, after 4 long years, Dorm Riddle is no longer the card with the highest ATK stat in the game.
for legal reasons, we must remind you that this is only a simulation for the sake of practical experience, and also, you all signed the waivers
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#YESSS THE STAFF CARDS CONTINUE#oh heck and his stats ARE great#i was planning on going into serious key-saving mode for a while but...i might have to do a pull or two...
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When grandma Maleficia gets revealed I hope she's taller than Malleus. I hope she has graying hair and wrinkles on her face but still looks and carries herself as so devastatingly beautiful that it feels like she's still at her prime. I don't want her to convey that the fae are lovely because they don't ever age, but that they're so beautiful that they laugh at time in its face. That, in line with what Malleus believes, wears and tears on the surface don't make the essence any less magnificent-- the stories in each blemish in fact makes it even more exquisite.
Maleanor is already one of the most beautiful, if not the most beautiful. I want Maleficia to be even more than that.
And then I hope she watches the interschool Spelldrive tournament and just goes apeshit cheering on her grandson lmao
#imagine if they pull the anime gag card and made maleficia into some thousand year old dragon girl who looks like a kid#i would just end everything#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#maleficia draconia
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