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automatayaoi · 2 years ago

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Absolutely shaking please for the love of god don’t do end game content if you don’t understand your class

#Listen i don’t want to be that person but if i’m in endgame and you’ve healing like you got three spells and a toothpick im kicking your ass #had The Worst healer in abyssos 8 rn #CO HEALER #CO HEALER BTW #WE WERE BOTH AST SO I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT #died like five times. ok fine maybe youre new to this raid and dont know the mechs. this i can forgive.#but i swear to fucking God they didn’t use have their goddamn actions #NOT ONCE did i see them pop earthly star. NOT ONCE did i see macrocosmos.#no celestial opposition. no horoscope.#hard heals only.#NO CARD PULLS #THE ENTIRE P O I N T OF PLAYING ASY #AND NO CARD PULLS #this is how i KNOW they dont play ast: they kept fucking up collective unconscious #they’d pop it then immediately start moving or start casting another spell #NO!!! YOU GOTTA STAY STILL FOR COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS!!!!#Losing my fucking mind. Felt like i was healing that entire raid by my own damn self #half the party wiped cuz they catgirl ass couldnt figure out heal over time #ok. ok. sorry. im done.#Actually one more thing #bitch then had the audacity. The Fucking Gall. To win almost ALL the armor pieces.#I hope your internet dies and your electricity blows out #frog croak

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notherpuppet · 5 days ago

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Sorry Mr. King of Hell, Alastor hails from the land of stubborn, violent psychopaths 😔

(what it do my fellow americans)

#minors DNI #Sometimes when I’m reading radioapple fanfic Lucifer pulls the “King” card and I always think alastor would react like this 😂#shitpost #hazbin hotel #my doods #hazbin hotel fanart #radioapple #?#alastor #lucifer hazbin

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draconym · 3 months ago

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Sometimes you live through something awful.

But you do live through it.

#and then a stranger at the club draws you a tarot card spread that pulls your heart out through your kneecaps #art #dragon #tarot #the agonies

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gach-artblog · 13 days ago

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Half of the cast for the Wonderland AU done!! 🥳🥳🥳 I had a lot of fun with these, I hope I can make it for the rest of the cast without procrastination lol

Some fun facts about these designs:

The ones who are not part of the chess or cards do not have checker patterns (except the Alices)

Despite every Alice having the same color motif, only the (current) official members of the Astral Family have a key in their design.

#honkai star rail #fan art #dan heng #stelle #caelus #march 7th #sunday hsr #sampo koski #argenti #kafka #welt yang #himeko #luocha #digital art #robin will be the white queen and jing yuan will be the red queen #yaoqing trio will belong to the cards team instead of chess pieces #at least thats what i currently have in mind idk if i can pull it off with the xianzhou characters

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jay-wasstuff · 5 months ago

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Deadpool telling Peter about Logan like

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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WAIT when did he get FANGS

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #brushie brushie #i thought i was imagining it but i have compared screenshots and it is true #they gave him a bunch of new animations and just decided to throw some fangs in there too!#unless this is an earlier thing i just missed because i don't pay attention (very possible)#anyway i decided to do one last ten-pull and THERE HE WAS #and his personal story is SO unexpectedly cute oh my gosh #at any given moment crewel is thinking about how much he misses his dog(s)#it is CANON #canon like the fangs (why) (i'm not complaining i just want to KNOW)#get you a fandom where they randomly and with no explanation give a character fangs I GUESS #anyway thank you sensei for validating the mountain of keys i threw into the void for you #i'd assumed he'd duo with grim so it is unfortunate that it turned out to be with a card i don't have and will probably never get 🙃#but it is VERY funny actually that he duos with crowley so i'll forgive him #the only funnier character would be jack #OR NO WAIT actually leona #'which character would be the funniest to --' the answer is always. ALWAYS. leona

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mellosdrawings · 2 months ago

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Duo Magic

My boi Cater is very sought after.

I somehow keep pulling for cards that Duo Magic with Cater. My problem is that my lone Cater card does not know how to Split Card itself.

I really need another Cater. Or two. Or seven. Gimme all the Cater cards pls.

#if I somehow pull Azul; Vil; and Idia cards that Duo Magic with Cater #I'll have his whole harem #I love him ok #he deserves 7 boyfriends #(it was supposed to be a 1h sketch shitpost why is it a full illu now?)#mello's drawings #twisted wonderland #twst #cater diamond #trey clover #jamil viper #kalim al asim #leona kingscholar #meme redraw #my art

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clefadrylcorner · 2 years ago

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Obsessed with lovers and piners calling the object of their affections their best friend. Like yessss blur the lines between platonic and romantic love. show how important they are to you in a multifaceted way. Cover up your feelings with another kind of love that is just as true. One type of love does not negate the other and but tragedy can rip both out from under you single handedly, and it will hurt so much more that way. Losing a friend and a lover. Gaining both and not needing any labels for what they are. Using labels but having it be so much more than a title. Were they friends before they were lovers? Or were they lovers whose friendship grew inside of their love? Unclear! Who cares!

#any time one side of the pairing pulls out the best friend card I am immediately on the floor #they can be side by side! they can be distinct! it doesn't have to be explained!#they did this in the new nimona movie and i crumpled #call me arospec and biased but holy shit this is my bread and butter #nimona #goldenheart #good omens #ineffable husbands #she ra #catradora #ace attorney #narumitsu #they ARE best friends. they are also lovers. are you listening to me.#should i tag queerplatonic here? that's definitely part of this too #clefadrylcorner talks a lot

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aroaceleovaldez · 11 months ago

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Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad''#so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and-#cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead.#a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically)#(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

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rhiangalaxy · 2 months ago

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Shen Qingqiu's guide to causing emotional damage to your martial siblings (ft. a bonus under the cut)

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. The first part depicts, from left to right, Shang Qinghua, Mu Qingfang, Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge and Qi Qingqi. SQH has his hands gripped together and looking nervously towards a system screen that has a shrugging kaomoji, a thought bubble leads from him saying "System WTF". MQF with his hands folded down in front of him looks on in surprise. YQY with his hands behind this back, looking slightly on the verge of tears says "Uh, What do you have there Shen-Shidi?". LQG looks on in angry confusion with '???' next to his face. QQQ has one hand curled towards her chest and the other on her hip looking vaguely disgusted/judgy. The next part depicts SJ!Shen Qingqiu holding a baby Plant!Yuan swaddled in his teal outer robe, and holding a closed fan in the other hand replying to YGY with a blank expression by going "... A Fan." End ID.]

[ID: A Scum Villain MSPaint Doodle. Characters in chibi style. YGY rests his chin in his hands and his elbows on a table, crying with a pitiful expression and saying "I can't believe Xiao Jiu had a baby with someone else. MQF with a hand on YQY's shoulder as if comforting him replies "Okay Shixiong lets get you to bed" with another box pointing to him that states "Knows damn well that Shen Yuan is the spitting image of YQY" End ID]

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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itakugi sillies fr the soul

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #itakugi #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk leaks #jjk manga spoilers #jjk spoilers #jjk 267 #eye horror/#cant see the haters <3 #not pictured here megumi holding the camera like ......................#also i dont know how i feel abt eyepatch yuuji but fr the sake of itakugi wearing each other's eyepatches he can have one :'>#entertained the idea of them having Matching ones but i scrapped tht pretty quickly dhsdfgfdf i like them distinct #i think yuuji might b able to pull off the larger snaparound kind bc the scars on the other side of his face maybe balance it out #but i like nobara having a smaller more traditional eyepatch personally #1 bc i think she would not want to mess up her hair but also bc i LOVE th look of her scars i want as many of them visible as possible #the eye socket itself tho is ....kinda gnarly GGHJFHFS #speaking of which ik nobara's eye kind of. exploded. but what exactly happened w yuuji's did it just ???? burn away????#idrk if yuuji shld also have a more defined eye socket tbh but fr the sake of my own enjoyment n sanity #i am pulling the fanartist I Do What I Want card #i make the rules and i want his scars to look Like This smile #anyway i love them so much i missed them so much they r so SIBLING CODED #u dont understand officer i need them being dumb n chaotic. to cope #hands and knees itkg save megumi itfskg make it out alive plspslpslplspslpslspsl

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idolomantises · 1 year ago

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I’ve said this before, but I always found stories that frame heaven as “evil” and hell as “good” (or less bad) to be genuinely boring. I like more nuanced approaches to each realm.

I understand that for a lot of people, Christianity is a religion they like to criticize and mock, but I feel like if you don’t even understand the fundamentals of the religion, why even attempt to critique it?

#txt #an Angel wouldn’t be happy with mass genocide or abuse unless they convinced themselves there was a righteous reason for it #and more importantly. forgiveness and redemption is a huge part of Christianity #like as a queer person myself I get annoyed when queer writers pull the ‘well Christian’s oppressed us so we can do what we want’ card like #alright man. if you want to criticize the religion I am completely behind you #but if you’re going to heavily mischaracterized christianity to make it a black and white ‘evil’ religion. you look dumb

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bluebeesknees · 8 months ago

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