#AND ITS ONLY TOURISTS
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Every time I see an out of state license plate on the back of the car that's causing ridiculous amounts of traffic in my town I go ballistic very quietly
#we're a pretty popular tourist town and it SUCKS#GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR SPRING BREAK#GO TO SOME OTHER BEACH IN SOME OTHER STATE#I HEAR THAT THE GULF COAST IS LOVELY#if you come here any you dont know how to drive in the rain im exploding you with my mind#if you go ridiculously slow or break with nobody in front of you or you start swerving all over the road I HATE YOU#AND ITS ONLY TOURISTS#DO YOU FORGET HOW TO DRIVE THE SECOND VACATION STARTS?? ARE YOU TAKING A BREAK FROM ROAD LAWS TOO???#GET TO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO#AND USE TURN SIGNALS#I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ALMOST GOTTEN REAR ENDED OR SLAMMED INTO BC THEY NEVER PUT ON THEIR TURN SIGNALS#and if you do an abrupt stop in the middle of the highway. for ANY reason other than that youre trying to spare some poor animal or person#from being hit. GET OFF THE ROAD. PLEASE#YHE RAGE THAT FILLS MY BODY WHEN PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY HAVE FORGOTTEN ROAD ETIQUETTE WALK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME#WHILE IM TRYING TO DRIVE TO THE GROCERY STORE
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So dark, no moon, no stars, no stars No sound, just hearts and walls of art
in which Grian goes to a small town and finds that things aren't as the seem.
#i love small mysterious mountain towns#anyways au where grian is a failed journalist who gets invited by pearl to stay in her small town as a retreat#only to end up working for a shady tourist trap owner who may or may not be also in cahoots with some shady corporation#and befriends someone who is definitely not a vampire and is just conincidentally tall pale and always drinking red juice#and maybe accidentally summon a demon (but its okay hes chill)#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft fanart#mcyt#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#grian#grian fanart#hermitcraft au#majickthart#hermits hollow au
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looking over the shots of the murder hut/the early mystery shack and noticing details like the unibear being in gift shop from the start and stan rolling out the bill carpet and later putting bill in the mystery shack sign himself
the wires/machinery/door not being changed yet but it seems like the vending machine was there since early on
#also 30 years later and the price only increased by 5 bucks#bless the no cops sign#mullet stan is going through it#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#mystery shack#stan eventually having to put up the employees only sign cos these yahoos keep walking into his living room#while normally i'd be acting like a feral dog over bill being in the mystery shack sign#i also know that bill wasn't decided on as the main villain until super late#oh meta knowledge spoiling my fun....#the carpet being on purpose tho cos its not in the storage room in the scene before#anyway now im just thinking about ford taking a crowbar to the sign soon after returning#i really wish there was an ep of ford reacting to the shack.... the moments in the journal isnt enough....#altho now im imagining that epilogue ep and tourists just arriving as usual cos time was stopped outside of town#and instead they find the place falling apart one confused old man and another one about to have a breakdown
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dreaming on red mountain.
#art#morrowind#tes morrowind#tes#nerevarine#tes fanart#i love standing in the middle of the ash desolation to rest and upon awaking there is not only an ash storm raging but 3 cliff racers above#sleeping outdoors in ash storms is good for you#its like leaving babies outside to nap in winter#many health benefits#to be fair developing the dunmer chain smoker voice might be in player characters best interests#insofar as avoiding a tourists upcharge at local vendors
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ancient roman guy who goes to faraway exoctic lands but he only wants to eat bread olives & wine and wont try any of the local cuisine
#(roman version of american tourist that orders burger/british tourist that only orders fish anc chips at restaurants in faraway locales)#torn between this is martinus vs that man would eat literally anything you put in front of him tbh. i think its the latter. in fact i think#this is actually lfc..#though lfc is just a mega picky eater generally he has like 3 things he eats
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Thinking about steddie future where they're both just average guys. No rockstars, no basketball players just two Normal men living a normal life because honestly? they deserve it. They deserve soft domesticity and happiness.
They both have jobs they like but don't love and they're happy with that. Eddie maybe becomes an electrician, working for someone else's company. His coworkers are chill, he gets to get out and work with his hands and that's more than he could have asked for. Steve is a physical therapist, or a manager in some business. He likes his team and the steady hours. He's not working for his dad which is a plus.
They buy a house together, that's not a mansion but it's not a trailer either. Steve does a lot of the dishes because Eddie hates it, hates the feeling of old food on the plates and cutlery. So Eddie will kiss Steve on the cheek and does the laundry because Steve fucking hates laundry. And sitting on the floor watching TV while he folds clothes is honestly sort of relaxing?? Love is doing the chores your partner hates.
Steve and Robin go out for brunch at least once a month, where they catch up and gossip for hours and hours and Steve comes home lighter with updates on Robin and Vickie. Eddie will have nightly phone calls with Wayne, where they talk and laugh and Eddie will eventually hand the phone over to Steve so he and Wayne can talk sports together. When he's in town Dustin will come over and stay in their spare room and they laugh and joke so much it's just like old times. They go over to Jeff's house for dinner on a semi regular basis, and it's nice having normal friends.
They adopt a very annoying cat who will climb all over them in bed and meow in their faces when they don't wake up to feed it breakfast in time. Steve will go for jogs on a Saturday morning, coming home to Eddie reading in bed. Some old western book Wayne recommended to him. There's a steaming cup of coffee waiting on their bedside tables that Eddie's prepared.
They take time off of work and go on a week long vacation because they can do that now. They do dorky touristy things and Eddie buys a mug to send to Wayne. Steve takes a lot of dorky photos of the two of them.
Idk they deserve to be normal and alive and happy with no upside down anymore <3
Oh I love this! I had actually been thinking about tradesman Eddie for a little bit I am so, so glad you’ve come up with this!
I can so completely see him learning a trade and just getting employed and put through his time by a small local employer! He has to go through his exams and that part of it worries him when he first gets the job but his team end up being really supportive and Steve stays up late with him, practicing circuits and wiring and quizzing him on currents and volts. Eddie returning the favour, letting Steve mark up his muscles and be a living anatomy dummy. Sure it gets a little sexy from time to time but more often than not it’s just them testing each other as Steve identifies bones and Eddie talks about parallel circuits.
The monthly brunches mentally and physically revive Steve after working extended hours with patients that he really does want the best for but a jobs a job and it can get pretty tiring. They joke that they rebalance each others chakras but they really do feel realigned after their meet ups. Eddie can see it to, sometimes he’ll come pick them up when it’s been a boozy brunch and delights in seeing them happy and light, clambering over each other to tell Eddie something about one of the waiters or an especially good dish they ordered. When he drops Robin home Steve sits in the front and looks at peace and Eddie feels the same way.
Their weekends are for them, sometimes that means staying home and cleaning the whole place between ordering food in and sometimes that means going on a day trip and taking Wayne around all the antique spots around the county and seeing what horrors they can uncover. Top spot currently sits with Wayne’s find of a doll whose limbs had been replaced with horse legs and had the head of a fish. Of course they bought it.
Every time they go on a holiday they make sure to send postcards to everyone, including themselves, seeing if they’ll get home before the postcard does. Steve keeps them in a photo album, each with a Polaroid of them next to it. Sometimes taken by a stranger, sometimes just a close up of their faces squashed together. It’s Eddie’s favourite thing to go through on their anniversary, or any day really, just loves being reminded that this is the life they get to have.
It’s mundane, dare say even normal, but they love it. Steve comes home every night, happy to put his scrubs in the washing machine next to Eddie’s uniform, happy to be where he feels loved.
#momo :((((( you never put a foot wrong and your words are Art#I honestly feel very lucky to receive them#cat dads is so painfully true. they buy it the best food they can afford and toys and cat nip and pander to its every need#and it just loves them so aggressively for it. they have one of those baby slings for it#I love them doing dorky tourist stuff!!! I want them messing with perspective to create funny photos like holding buildings#Steve being on the phone with Wayne for the entirety of the game so they can discuss it real time. sometimes it’s just silence and Eddie#will go to speak and both Steve and Wayne will stress shush him so he goes off to meet Jeff and the guys#sometimes the guys come over and they have a night of whatever movie has come out on tape#it’s domestic and normal and they get old and happier#they go to whatever gig eddie gets tickets for. they go on their first trip abroad. they host Christmas.#(only the once though. neither of them have recovered from that experience)#idk you are just so right they can just be normal guys in love and being happy#sorry this isn’t the best reply I’m very rusty. I just love your ideas#thank you so much I really mean it#momo#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#ask
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a handful of oc concepts
#hm i should make an original art tag#star wars#star wars oc#sw ocs#my ocs#togruta#tholothian#chagrian#tusken#ahkat mal#pelot lamin#sahnaa deven#ghaar'ak'tatoo#i. had fun with sahnaa's colors#i wasn't even gonna give her so much detail but then i thought what if she had a thing to mimic a long head tail.#and then i thought what if the thing included a veil to cover her eyes. for no reason just to look fancy. and then. there we are.#for the record her eyes are the same color as the base of her horns#also. she's the only one who is not (explicitly) a force-sensitive here..... sorry girl. you got fancy clothes as compensation.#i have been thinking about the concept of a tusken space nomad for a while which is why ghaar' is the most detailed of these#its metals are bronze because i think it looks prettier. also the blue rust goes well with the rest of its design#and it collects sands because sand art is a big tourist attraction where i live and i think it's cool and pretty#i'm filling their bedroom with bottles of sand in every color possible. i'm giving them a beautiful wall of sand. <3#pelot is. a manifestation of my love of blue accent in dark colors. and brown eyes <3#ahkat.... is just because i think togrutas look fun to draw. so i drew one#i have no idea what to do of him tbh. which is why the question mark. he looks too impulsive to stay a jedi
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i now understand the anger people describe when they see other folks just going about their lives entirely unaffected by disasters
#i'm living in a situation that many people are comparing to hurricane katrina and you're fucking talking about homestuck cosplay#i dont fucking care about over the garden wall i'm going into my third day without electricity and nowhere nearby has gas for our generator#our freezers are fridges now and its only a matter of time til we have to start throwing ungodly amounts of food out#we can't leave our house because the road even outside of our driveway has gotten progressively worse and we can barely drive across#there was another landslide about five minutes away. there's another town nearby that was completely leveled#i saw a guy stranded on the side of the road with signs taped to his car asking for a spare tire#i saw another car flipped entirely onto its back and halfway into the river which is still raging#one of the houses i'm used to driving by every single day that was huge and where we got our chickens from is gone. like it was never there#the area it was in just looks like another part of the river now. i wonder if people will play in it in the future#nobody has power or cell service. countless people haven't been able to contact their family members in four days#and yet it feels like the only people talking about it are the people who fucking live here. nobody else is looking at appalachia#except for the shithead tourists who like to go into threads meant for resource updates asking about their stupid fucking vacations#conservatives are saying we deserve it for being libs and libs are saying we deserve it for being conservatives#both of them call us hicks and use our accents whenever they do an impression of a stupid person
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Play for Today: The Flipside of Dominick Hide (BBC, 1980)
"Complacent with your mission, Dominick? Amusing, the history of transport. We've made a modicum of progress: trips are regulated to microseconds, punctuality taken for granted."
"Yes."
"Why then were you two minutes late on your double return? Machine fault?"
"No. I'm sorry."
"I accept apology. Reason?"
"It was raining. Rain slows everything. I saw an old woman knocked down and I was checking how long before help reached her. The medi-car was blocked in progress, I think she died."
"So?"
"I thought it might be interesting."
"People are not your conspectus, Dominick. If you wish to study people, watch old films."
#play for today#the flipside of dominick hide#classic tv#bbc#1980#alan gibson#jeremy paul#peter firth#caroline langrishe#pippa guard#patrick magee#trevor ray#sylvia coleridge#jean trend#timothy davies#denis lawson#bernadette shortt#tony melody#bill gavin#david griffin#karl howman#PfT is often discussed as if it only produced gritty social realism (which was perhaps its abiding impact) but the strand wasn't afraid to#dip its toes into genre waters: cue this‚ one of the most successful plays in PfT's run‚ spawning a sequel‚ a spin off series of plays#(short lived Play for Tomorrow) and ended up as probably the best received and reviewed bbc play of 1980. finally catching up to it and i#can see why it struck a chord maybe; it's a very charming piece‚ with a delightful central performance from Firth‚ and a greater emphasis#on romantic comedy than hard sci fi. but it's also a rewardingly detailed script (dialogue in all future scenes is stripped of anything#but necessary words‚ so that sentences are blunt and self contained‚ just one aspect of a streamlined future) and with oblique references#for the viewer to work out (unsettling mention of an elderly tourist breaking down at a visit to the 1936 Olympics‚ the significance lost#on Dominick and his future colleagues). the cast is stuffed with future stars in small roles (Phil Davis‚ Mark Wingett and Denis Lawson all#have small roles) but i was delighted to find Pat Magee onboard‚ having genuinely no idea he'd appeared in this. a fun time! sweet and soft
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one thing abt me is i will sign up for some difficult, unusual af thing and then regret it and be anxious abt it
#yeahh im going to the mine to spend the whole day imitating a shift of a coal miner#like how tf did i think i was even physically able to do it cgjdkdjlv#when my friend suggested this i was like sure why not but now the day before im literally all over the place#girl help im scared#i mean it will probably be fine. its a tourist attraction after all. only just a bit more extreme lmao#mine
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Certified florida moment.
#i hate it here <3#yeah man just keep pouring concrete on everything there will be no consequences just keep building yea just keep on doing that#hey @everyone did you know there are other places in the world#you can just go there. go there instead. stop moving here. do people not realize they are actively destroying this place by moving here#we do not need to cater to every boomer in 1 state#please. plesase. plseas. pls. plseas please plsea its. so .. crowded. please. drop dead already.#not going to post the full article (its not that long) but this shit was happening in secret#sometimes i wish gators were less chill. if they were like crocs at least some of the golfers would be taken as payment yknow.#if you want to cut down some of the rarest ecosystems you really do need to get deathrolled by a gator i dont make the rules#a large part of my hatred of tourists and transplants is because of things like this#they do not come here in good faith. they come here to see artificial bullshit which leads to building MORE artificial bs#or they come here for 'culture war' nonsense. importing the dumbest rich people as public service to the rest of the states.#the other part is that they are either rude or stupid almost every time#we do not need more golf courses. or malls. or water parks. or hotels. the only thing we need is affordable housing and public transport#but that will never happen because fuck you if you aren't a millionaire. thats how things work down here.#the craziest thing is- at least in the 2 (used to be 4) golf courses i pass by regularly. you rarely ever see a single person on them#they got rid of 2 of them because it was more profitable to build a shopping center on 1 and they are building a soccer stadium on the othe
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so things are not going well with my new elderly socdem friend unfortunately.
#she said this RIGHT after talking about how bad yt misinfo is... which she followed up w SO I WAS WATCHING A YT DOC ABOUT WW2 & LEARNED THIS#youtube 'historians' are literally the most fascist breed of youtuber. avoid the vast majority like the plague lmao#i asked if the video was sourcing the hollow dahmer & the black book of communism & she didnt seem to know what those are lol#to her credit i told her straight up that she was incorrect & she at least faked being curious about doing more research but i am doubting#she also 'learned' that lenin killed trotsky lol get your propaganda right lenin was dead by then STALIN icepicked him <3#anyway im making jokes bc the worst part was a different conversation where she spoke positively of israel#THAT'S gonna be the one to ruin our friendship. fuck you & your war tourist friend who fought in the 1960s landgrabs that youre now#telling me as if this is a cute story. nahhhh lmao i looked her straight in the eye & said i will NOT debate this#so she dropped it like the true enlightened centrist most socdem cowards are and i kept cleaning her house quietly#turns out You & Me We're the Only Ones Around Here Who Aren't Complete Fools was premature *kicks the poorly rendered gravel sadly*#shes otherwise a nice lady & i know i need to be more flexible in order to hopefully change ppls minds...#but also when people say awful & untrue things it makes me not want to talk to you 🤷♂️ srry 2 b a freak like that#also i know shes not transphobic but i havent sniffed her out well enough to know if shes safe to come out to#so its hours of misgendering (which isnt her fault she doesnt know) bc shes obsessed with neoliberal feminism and inappropriately brings#gender into conversations that it does not belong in#'did you know all the countries that handled covid best were ran by women?' 1) untrue 2) dont care finland still sucks#she also tried to tell me that european rich people learned to be nicer after the french rev & thats why europe is better than america...#girl shut up we learned how to be so good at racism and capitalism BECAUSE of europe. there is no such thing as a good rich person!!!#i pick my battles (genocide & anticommunist genocide revisionism) so i let her cook w that one & was not left convinced as you can imagine#ANYWAY rant about today's weird day done. gonna smoke weed & rim some skies 🥵 while listening to the Khrushchev Lied audiobook i found 😘
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ok my annoyances aside: its the time of year my city changes out all the potted plants for mini trees with decorations and string lights and (hopefully soon) wreaths with pretty big bows and lights on the light poles and the sun is setting so early so everyday i go home i see the pretty pretty lights and i just. (:
#i dont care about christmas but i do enjoy the twinkly lights everywhere#wish they were a year round feature 🥺#at least they always will be in my home c:#theres this outdoor bar omw home and every year they get like 5-7 pine trees and put them up outside the front gate and hang lights inside#ive only been there once in the summer bc its not my thing really but i do like looking at it#i cant wait for the [park] tree to go up that ones always beautiful#also theres a christmas market downtown that should be starting up soon.. i wish it wasnt so crowded w tourists bc i do love the decoration#theres something so calming about the darkness of the city this early in the day
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caught up on daryl dixon and at the part where they were fighting in the tunnels my sister was like. where are they and why are there so many skulls? and i was like idk i think they're in the catacombs. and she was like. what words are you saying to me right now? and i said. catacombs? like from history? and she was like. must've missed that lesson. so i said hamish and andy had a moment there in their euro gap year and she was like. i'm sure they did. still don't know it. then i was like well it's basically the statue liberty of paris. and she was like. melia i'm not stupid. that's the eiffel tower. and i was like. i reallsed that as i said it but i was already committed. anyway we're both stupid
#i was very tempted to be like catacombs? like from the brockhampton song? but i know she doesn't listen to bh#i did say it was like. a mass underground grave etc and she was still like. sounds vaguely familiar maybe#then i was like its fine its just a tourist destination now and she was like well obviously#anyway. have thoughts and opinions on the ending#am VERY glad codron's still alive#when he got stabbed my sister was like. oh hes gone. and i was like now lets just give him a minute!#and then when he showed up in the next scene i literally pointed to the tv like. wow looks like a man with a beating heart to me.#glad ash got to yell and say fuck#fallou finding love!!!!! hell yeah!!!!!#also daryl choking up and crying talking to laurent? stop#also daryl hallucinating isabelle. please. Please.#only thing im mad at is carol getting off the plane like. we've had the darylcarol show for like 12 yrs now. move past it. i did 9 years ago#but like. again. its called daryl dixon the book of caroI okay i cant complain if its in the name.#still though. like. please. begging for anything else
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I know it's Ryousuke but I genuinely thought it was a woman there for a hot second
#rewatching initial d now i live in gunma and lemme tell ya its an experience#very much a hey i know that! now 🤣🤣🤣#even if I'm down in Takasaki and not in Shibukawa or Maebashi#tho apparently the hospital is in takasaki which surprised me cause i misremembered that bit#was gonna go to akagi for the first time this weekend to see leaves but heard it might be better to wait still#so putting it on hold#but E is thinking doing a day at Haruna (up the ropeway which i haven't done) then Akagi#hit the two big ones#ALSO WE DROVE BY THE KANAMESHI SIGN AND I LOST MY MIND#one of those things i didn't expect to still be there but is#we were headed to karuizawa and saw some great waterfalls tho the leaves were only just starting to turn#and on the way back i noticed they did have a 86 & a sileighty under it and i tried to get a pic but my phone didn't focus in time 😭#will have to go back when i have my license#Wanted to do usui pass even if we were in E's kei car but it was closed#will have to go back obviously#anyways fuck do i love living in Gunma like genuinely perfect place for me#I honestly think I could live in Takasaki for the rest of my life which is kinda bonkers#anyways come to gunma we got great onsen beautiful nature no tourists and lots of fun roads to drive#(i actually kinda recommend avoiding the initial d ones cause some have preventive measures now and others are well....#crowded 🤣)#Anyways theyre still fun but with all our mountains we have so many more#wow long tag post
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I think about that quote about indigenous people living in a post apocalyptic world everyday here, why are there no natives here, why does this town think its still in europe, why is there a land acknowledgment before the list of original settlers that make it seem like we're extinct, why am i the only indigenous person here and the only reason im here is because im working??? why am i the only indigenous person here and the only reason i am here is because i am working.
#like everyone says this is the best base and like yeah the beach is cool and all (if we arent busy) but im noticing a lack of indigenous ppl#thank fuck for the room having access to aptn for making me feel normal again#but like rn we're able to be in town since nothings happening atm and its scary how all the people living here are white people so strongly#proud of their families coming here from europe and have european flags up and all the names of the streets and the souvineirs and none of#the people here know we were here first.#like this town THINKS its still in europe and acts like it and ive only seen one other indigenous person but theyre just here for a day trip#but hearing that auntie laugh made me feel less scared fr#everyone hates on the other bases but tbh i think its just cause those towns are wayyy more native (thank fuck) and theyre haters#anyway still getting used to being the only indigenous person here esp cause they all hate indigenous people 👍#tjis is a VERRYYYYY touristy town too and since working as an indigenous tour guide tourists fuckinh annoy me
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