#AND IN DENIAL

[starwarsbutmakeitgay]

“Obi Wan and Satine hate fuck”

Obi Wan and Satine make passionate slow love to each other and call it hate fucking

[lnkedmyheart]

Just read "an in-character Dazai would never let Chuuya top". Ya'll, Dazai likes to call himself a princess and nearly get cities nuked just to have Chuuya be his prince and come rescue him. What's not clicking??

[gaiussleechtank]

The amount of lip staring between Merlin and Arthur is absolutely necessary to their characters and relationship.

No I won't explain why.

[chronicbeans]

Okay y'all , since I mentioned Baxter, I have a little idea (not calling this a headcanon, specifically because he hasn't had a big appearance in the show, yet. I'll decide if I headcanon or trash this based on his later appearances). Of course, this is all assuming that Viv intentionally made his appearance based on a female anglerfish, and didn't just not know what a male looked like or decided to do so because female anglers are more identifiable.

So I have two main ideas: Baxter might be trans, but only realized it after dying, or Baxter is trans, but in denial about it. Then a small third is based on the idea that their forms take more after things they hate.

So the first idea: Viv said that the appearance of sinners is based on their life, I think. So if that's true, I wouldn't really expect there to be a very identifiable sign that he was AFAB if he lived the end of his life as masculine. Like, maybe the lure would be more hidden, or would only appear in his demonic form or when using magic, but I'd expect him to be able to hide it in some way. HOWEVER, if he only realized he was trans after dying, he'd probably take on a more feminine form in Hell, as his life wouldn't have been impacted by it. So, his lure would be harder, or maybe too uncomfortable to hide, due to it being linked to the fact that he lived his entire life identifying as female.

Idea two: He's actually transfem, AMAB, but in denial. His lure is there because he knew he was trans feminine, be it identifying as a transgender woman, or somewhere on the more feminine side of the trans spectrum, but he's in denial of it. So, in Hell, it's lingering over him the entire time, reminding him that he isn't a cis man, but he's trying to ignore it.

Mini third option: Regardless of whether he's trans feminine, trans masculine, or enby, that lure is there because he doesn't like the fact he's trans. It is a big part of who he is, but it caused problems during life, so he feels uncomfortable about it.

[xomoosexo]

i just remembered how xqc’s audience was briefly convinced that dream was trying to seduce him and manipulate him into being gay. fav insane dream rumor by far

i like that people think he has that power.?.. liek things the Internet thinks he is: evil, manipulative, problematic.... trying to seduce your favorite #normal #gamerbro to become bisexual via party invites

[igotsnothing]

The BOLD THE FACTS tag- Part 2

The Rules are simple! Tag people and name a character you want to know more about! If you want to let the person you tagged decide who to showcase, then don’t name a character and they can pick somebody. Easy! The person who is tagged will then bold the remarks below which apply to their character &, if they want to, include a picture with their reply!

This time I was tagged by one of my original moots who brightens my dashboard anytime they're in town: @silentsundown! <---is writing a novel!!!

Thank you! 💕

I chose to do this for my sweet boy Julian Keats from my story Bite Me!

[ PERSONAL ]

$ Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty (He's grad student poor- lotsa Cup o Noodles at the end of the month.)

✚ Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable (Grad student on the crappy mandatory campus health plan. Often has digestive issues. See "Cup o Noodles" above.)

✪ Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other (Grad student- its own special hell)

✔ Education: qualified / unqualified / studying / other (Grad- ok, I'll stop)

✖ Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet / yes, but charges were dismissed

[ FAMILY ]

◒ Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

◑ Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔ Affiliation: orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / not applicable

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES ]

♦ extroverted / introverted / in between

♦ disorganized / organized / in between (He is tidy but as is the case with many academics, his workspace is chaos)

♦ close minded / open-minded / in between

♦ calm / anxious / in between

♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between

♦ cautious / reckless / in between

♦ patient / impatient / in between (He's very calm and composed until he isn't.)

♦ outspoken / reserved / in between

♦ leader / follower / in between (Can take charge when necessary- happy to delegate to someone who knows what they're doing. Not Jairo.)

♦ empathetic / vicious bastard / in between

♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between

♦ traditional / modern / in between (Is modern but can appreciate the past and old-timey stuff, which is, frankly, good news for Lawrence...)

♦ hard-working / lazy / in between

♦ cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown

♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown

♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

[ BELIEFS ]

★ Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic

☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✮ Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✯ Belief in Reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

❃ Belief in Aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✧ Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

❀ Philosophical: yes / no

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ]

❤ Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

❥ Sex: sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / naive and clueless / romance suspicious

❣ Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

(He's been in committed relationships before, but it's not that he's worldly in the love and sexytimes department- he's more like, constant, dedicated, and very giving.)

⚧ Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧ Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all (He's in denial regarding his interest in Lawrence.)

[ ABILITIES ]

☠ Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

≡ Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✍ Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂ Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none (As evidenced here...)

[ HABITS ]

☕ Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / Alcoholic

☁ Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / Chain-smoker

✿ Recreational Drugs: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

✌ Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

☻ Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / binge eater (I'M NOT SAYING IT BUT YOU KNOW. Rhymes with Cup O Zoodle)

$ Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

♣ Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gambler

I am tagging @agena87 and @izayoichan, @thebramblewood and @magicofsimplestories because they have interesting characters and stories that I always want to know more about.

And if you want to do this, copy and tag me! I get self conscious and end up not tagging everyone I'd like to tag, so if you are itching to do this, do eeet! ❤️

[bluemoonpurpledragon]

“For the mission”. Twilight, you fool, your mission is not that demanding.

[ilsaafaust]

ilsa faust & ethan hunt || villains

[randxmthxughts]

there was literally no reason for me to get a tiktok on my fyp called “small details during neteyam’s death you may have not noticed” ????

[nothawkmothofficial]

Father son bonding I see

It is far stupider than that and you know it

[sugdenlovesdingle]

Lucy: You need a hobby, relax and have fun!

Tim: *Takes her paintballing*

also Tim: I'M DEFINITELY NOT HAVING FUN BOOT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

[gooseontheinternet]

some color studies/i just like strawberry and tangerine art with my OCs Callum and Wolfe

[bybyefromurgirlodam]

obsessing over the lavender haze mv to pretend body better did not come out thank you very much

[dummy-daisy]

“accidental” anal. i'm laying on my stomach and you're over me, pinning me down with your weight. your cock is pounding into my willing, wet pussy hole when it slips. there is no prep, just brute force, your hard cock, still wet from my other hole, pressing against the tight muscle, pain, then it gives in and you sink your length into my ass. you've planned this all along. you love the way my thightest hole grips your cock. how i tense and scream underneath you and you just hold me down and make me take it. you whisper your apologies into my ear as you force your cock in again and again. it just feels so good for you. you can't stop. it was just an accident, but i'm doing so well taking it. fuck, you're going to cum. you fuck me harder. accidentally.

[conditioned-to-obey]

"wow, you actually like this shit?" as I scroll through her disgusting horny Tumblr likes with one hand. Rubbing lazy circles on her swollen little clit with the other. Degrading her for being such a gross little girl while she mindlessly moans and humps my hand each time I send a filthy disapproving glance her way.

[chaoticpuppie]

Cockwarming while watching a movie :3

You sit on their lap, they’re holding you so tightly as you feel them twitch just a tinyyyy bit in you. Watching your favourite ever film , they start thrusting into you out of nowhere, holding your face in place to watch the screen “shh, it’s your favorite movie is it not? Pay attention” as they keep fucking you :3!!