#AND I'M LOOKING AT YOU ASTARION
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OC Insight / What kind of love are you?
Rules: take this uquiz as your OC and share the result.
Thank you to @sniickerdoodles for giving me an excuse to yell about my girl Diana! I don't know how this quiz is so accurate, but here we are.
Love as a Threshold
Your love does not ask for much. Your love does not take. Your love is free, and unquestioned, and here for wherever needs it. When you fall in love, it is as gentle as a breath in the night. It is quiet, and it is effortless. It is tender. If your love was a house, it would readily welcome all who come through. If your love was a hearth, it would warm the hands of whoever stopped by, whether for a day, a month, a year, or forever. When you fall for someone, it is without strings, without conditions, without need. You love for the sake of loving, for the sake of caring for those who need it. You love with a giver’s heart and a giver’s hands and are made so much stronger for it. Being loved by you is to always feel at home. Your love may not always be well-received by those unprepared to linger, but it is unforgettable all the same.
Anyway, I cry. Tagging @aevallare, @brain-rot-central, @nyx-knox, @locallegume, and anyone else who'd like to play!
#amy rambles#sniickerdoodles#tag! you're it!#oc what kind of love are you#oc: diana#baldur's gate 3#bg3#WPWHFUNDOA#when you're mean to diana this is who you're being mean to#AND I'M LOOKING AT YOU ASTARION#(he's very mean to her in the beginning)
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#wyll#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#minsc#jaheira#durge#oc: noon#anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case#spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3#tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL#i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy#also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh
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it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it
#he's so mean 2 me#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#bg3 tav#these files were titled 'asstarion' on my computer#that'll show him#managed to redress my finger so i can draw#but seeing as this is my first time drawing asstarion i'm not gonna go full lineart and colour#it was fun though he's got a great face#hate drawing his hair though#sorry you don't want to fuck me astarion#sorry you don't have good taste 😤#also i gave my tav pure black eyes and now every time he frowns it looks like he's got these big puppydog eyes i love him so much
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Happy Fangs-giving! 🦇
#look i've had this stupid pun stuck in my head for two weeks#and now i'm cursing you all with it#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#astarion bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion gif#astarion gifset#spawn astarion#ascended astarion#my gifs#khy gifs bg3#⭐
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両片思い
#baldur's gate 3#bg3 tav#astarion#tav x astarion#bg3 oc#oc: lorame#caption in jpn bc 'mutual pining' doesn't hit as hard and 'mutual one-sided love' makes no sense#ryoukataomoi just hits different ok#edit: oh wow a lot of you found this huh ;w; thanks for all the notes !!#i'm happy you're looking at my silly son and son in law#.....man this post was rly popular with y'all huh. thanks for 5k!
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Comprehensive Dead Three Timeline
Outdated! I've made a new timeline!
Obviously there's varying amounts of speculation here, but I believe this is as close to a reasonable order of events as can be achieved with current, in-game information
1460s
Enver Flymm sold to Raphael by his parents, renamed Gortash
Gortash learns about the Crown of Karsus while a prisoner of Raphael
1470s
Gortash escapes the House of Hope
Gortash gets involved with black market arms dealing
Durge begins their serial killing spree in Baldur’s Gate
The Emperor dominates Duke Stelmane
1480s
Gortash establishes a cult of Bane in Baldur’s Gate
Gortash approaches Durge about an alliance
Hall of Wonders test mission - Durge gets Bhaalist memorabilia - Gortash gets a bunch of Gondian designs - Durge & Gortash get companionship
Gortash trades Karlach to Zariel for infernal machinery & iron
Baldur’s Gate’s Beloved Ranger statue goes missing
Gortash recruits Franc Peartree to distribute infernal iron weapons
Gortash moves against the Zhentarim & Knights of the Shield
Wyll Ravengard enters pact with Mizora, leaves Baldur’s Gate
1490s
Dead Three made aware of the Crown of Karsus (most likely informed by Gortash) - Gortash becomes Bane’s Chosen - Durge becomes Bhaal’s chosen - Gortash & Durge are instructed to recruit Ketheric
Gortash tells Durge about the Crown of Karsus
They visit Ketheric and learn of the illithid colony under Moonrise
Gortash & Durge visit the House of Hope (for intel on Mephistar?)
Gortash & Durge raid Mephistar - They get the Crown of Karsus - They get the book on the accelerated grand design
Gortash captures the Emperor
Gortash & Durge return to Moonrise - Their identities are kept secret from Ketheric’s people - Durge impresses the Moonrise Gnolls, but not Steelclaw - Ketheric yells at Durge in the throne room for unknown reason
Durge proposes their plan to the Elder Brain who accepts
Raid on the illithid colony - Durge puts the Crown on the Elder Brain - Orin gets Durge alone during the raid & stabs them in the head - Orin tadpoles Durge, making them the first True Soul - Orin leaves Durge in an illithid pod - Orin tells the Chosen she now speaks for the Temple of Bhaal - Orin likely told Gortash, Ketheric, and Balthazar something vague about Durge’s disappearance being related to Durge’s religious crisis and let their imaginations do the rest
1492
Durge breaks out of their pod & is found by Kressa Bonedaughter
Gortash gets weird and intense with unethical experiments - Some futzing to get the tadpoles to consistently remain in stasis - This is when the name ‘True Souls’ gets coined - Extremely questionable fun with brains - Getting the Absolute’s voice sorted out - Tadpoling his parents - Poorly conceived experiments on children & their parents
Isobel is resurrected by the Dead Three
Minsc captured by Absolutists at recruitment rally in the Undercity
Minthara Baenre is recruited by Orin and Ketheric
Gortash has the Iron Throne converted to hold hostages
Gortash presents prototype Steel Watcher to the city council
Jaheira tracks cult to shadow-cursed land, meets Isobel
Elturel falls into Avernus
The brain sends the Chosen dreams about the Astral Prism
Gortash researches the Prism, finds out that Vlaakith has it
Gortash tells Ketheric to send a team to get the Prism - A nautiloid piloted by the Emperor and other illithid is sent - Kressa’s husband arranged for Durge to be on the nautiloid
Gortash deploys Steel Watch in Lower/Outer City
At this point Elturel is no longer in Avernus
Nautiloid picks up Shadowheart & the Prism from Astral Plane
Nautiloid picks up Lae’zel (?)
Nautiloid picks up Gale (?) & Astarion in Baldur's Gate
Nautiloid picks up Karlach & Wyll in Avernus
Nautiloid crashes, game begins
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 timeline#The Dead Three#Lord Enver Gortash#Ketheric Thorm#Orin the Red#The Dark Urge#The Emperor#Shadowheart#Lae'zel of K'liir#Gale of Waterdeep#Gale Dekarios#Astarion Ancunin#Karlach Cliffgate#Wyll Ravengard#The Blade of Frontiers#High Harper Jaheira#Minsc of Rashemen#If you want older Gortash you can have him sold in the 50s and escape in the 60s#but I don't think he's older than 40 based on I'm 41 and his parents look younger than my parents#I tried not to editorialize#but I failed#Durge killing spree began in 1477#Duke Stelmane became the Emperor's thrall in 1479#Karlach was sold in 1482#Beloved Ranger statue disappeared in 1482#Wyll pacted to Mizora in 1485#Nautiloid crashed 20 Eleasias 1492
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Astarion having such a high lockpicking proficiency is so funny to me, like. What's he doing? Picking locks on the houses he can't enter without an invitation?
#pops the door open#hello#i'm here to seduce you#could you please invite me in#why not#look how sexy i am#ugh there is no taste in this city#bg 3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#bg3
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Unexpected reunion
#part 1 of possibly 3?#we'll see how it goes this took me forever and I'm still upset that the lineart ended up looking bad#but hey its him! The myth the legend its Halsin!#and Jyothika is thinking about kicking his ass but she won't#she will yell at him though and be pissed at him till Act 3#but yeah he got pressured into proposing to her by her parents and him not realizing that he could say no and it would be okay#At the same time? No one had ever told Jyothika no except for her mom and her mom was totally on the I love Halsin you should marry him#train but yeah#Jyothika is also quite young and inexperienced with love#Halsin is basically her first love#and technically her major love before Bhavan so#bg3 tav#c:jyothika#baldur's gate 3#bg3#tav#baldurs gate tav#halsin#halsin silverbough#Astarion#shadowheart#dark urge#baldurs gate durge#bg3 dark urge#c:bhavan#bg3 durge#baldurs gate dark urge#durge
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There's this face Astarion makes sometimes and I'm not entirely sure what emotion he's trying to convey but he fails at it regardless. ID in alt text
#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 astarion#for context this screenshot was taken by me after you first meet gandrel#so this specific instance is ''i'm trying not to look like a vampire and i'm about to say something racist''#but he makes this face multiple times. each time more confusing than the last#this is what not having a reflection for 200 years does to a man.
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I'm still chasing the high of these bg3 sketches I drew like... summer/fall last year. They're pretty much the only drawings from last year I legitimately like and had fun doing.
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#shadowheart#sure let's put these in the tags why not#do i even have a tag for my art? i haven't posted art in years I don't remember ajkdngf#basically everything I draw nowadays is messy low effort stuff like this. Like... I can't post that stuff lmao#but I don't have the energy/willpower to make anything polished anymore so here we are#posting these mostly for myself bc my brain keeps thinking: 'boo you didn't draw anything last year'. But that isn't true!! Look!!#like they're nothing special but at least I drew something!#anyway I'm just rambling now. art is hard etc etc don't mind me
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Why fight people when your time can be better spent bantering?
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#karlach#astarion#art#illustration#baldur's gate art#baldur's gate fanart#bg3 art#bg3 fanart#my art#fanart#karlach cliffgate#astarion ancunin#hellspawn#karlach x astarion#astarion x karlach#(not that this is specifically romantic. totally can be platonic or queerplatonic if you want it to be. for me it is all three at once)#haven't made art for myself for a while (or non-vector art for that matter) so i thought i'd do that. just a nice lil' afternoon sketch ses#and of course i had to draw these two. my beloveds.#i've been constantly doodling them in my sketchbook so this art honestly was inevitable#i'm still trying to improve my anatomy beyond faces but i think i did rather good :)#karlach having the everburn blade is inspired by my current karlach origin playthrough where she has it. and is of course courting astarion#i couldn't think of any dialogue for them but know that they're giving each other compliments#i ended up really loving how the lineart looked by itself so you get both that version and the colour one
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Why does everyone forget that Astarion is a stupid little dum dum when it comes to his ascended version? I mean, are you really falling for his "I'M A BIG AND STRONG VAMPIRE ASCENDED™ AND NOW IF I CAN DOMINATE IN BED, I CAN DOMINATE IN EVERYTHING ELSE TOO"? Just listen to what he says; it's all fantasies about how badass he will be and some kink ideas involving throne sex. Look at him—he has no idea how he’s actually going to achieve any of it. I wish we could ask him about his plans. How does he intend to make his grand scheme for world domination a reality? I imagine it would be an extremely hilarious dialogue.
Tav/Durge: So, what’s our plan for taking control of Baldur's Gate? You sounded so confident; you must have a plan, right?
Astarion: Of course I have a plan, darling. I'm a vampire ascended; there’s nothing I can’t do. We will manipulate, puppet, dominate, and show them all how powerful we are. And voilà, we rule the city! 😁
Tav/Durge: ...Um, okay, but could you share more details about this whole 'manipulation and domination' thing? How exactly are you going to pull this off?
Astarion: Little love , there’s nothing I would like more than to paint our splendid future together. Listen closely now:
Step 1: We acquire new, fancy, and elegant clothes; we will look so fabulous in silk, diamonds, and gold! 💅
Step 2: We stand before all the patriarchs of the city in all our glory, and they will weep and cry because they’ll never be as beautiful, powerful, and fabulous as we are! 😁
Step 3: We talk to them, and they will all enthusiastically agree to do whatever we, the most perfect, intelligent, and competent people in the world, tell them to do. 😃
Step 4: We rule the city from the shadows like mastermind puppeteers we are😎
Tav/Durge: ...I really doubt it will be that easy...
Astarion: Why would you doubt that, my treasure? I am VAMPIRE ASCENDED™ and you are MY DARK CONSORT™. There’s nothing we can’t do together! 🥰
Tav/Durge: *realizing that even the sacrifice of 7,000 souls wouldn't be enough to give this man even one brain cell*
#ascended astarion#astarion#astarion x durge#bg3 durge#durgestarion#astarion x tav#baldurs gate tav#baldur's gate 3#dark urge#like really tav/durge will do all the hard work while astarion will just stand there and flex#“I'm not a plan person”#stupid dummy astarion#becoming a yandere won't make you smarter than you are already.“#You all really think Astarion will be the one negotiating with dukes and lords and doing all the paperwork?#nah it's all on tav/durge#he will just stand nearby looking beautiful#and making some arrogant salty comments about how pathetic and miserable everyone is compared to him and his DARK CONSORT™
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astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#thoughts about media#astarion#*kisses his forehead* my awful little bastard man... i love you and your big sad watery eyes.#IT'S SO FUCKING QUIET THOUGH IF YOU YOURSELF ARE PLAYING HIM GOOD LORD#I'M SO USE TO HIM COMPLAINING TO MY TAV!!!!#OR BANTERING WITH HIM OR KARLACH OR WYLL!!!#I MISS HIS THEATRICS!!!!!!!#not that it's ENTIRELY quiet. until i found karlach i was travelling with shadowheart lae'zel and gale.#and let me tell you. gale and lae'zel do NOT shut the fuck up if they are together.#they were literally having an entire tinder date while we were trecking through the woods to go get karlach.#i NEVER knew they talk so much because while i've travelled with them individually in past saves...#...i've NEVER had them in my party at the same time!#gale is actually pretty nice to lae'zel! he asks a lot of questions but doesn't condescend her as he does others sometimes.#that's probably because he's afraid of her though. I would be too were I nothing more than a wizard with 8 strength.#I do like how you can look at pretty much any two companions and get a well written and generally enjoyable dynamic!#It feels like they considered that a lot of people would want to maybe pair off the companions they didn't romance with each other!#and wanted it to be easy for really any pairing to work... if a person just paid attention to their shared interactions.
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Did Astarion ever confess his original plan to Khael? How was his reaction to Astarion needing to abstain from sex because of the feelings it brought up for him?
(I absolutely love Khael. He is adorable and I would like to give him many hugs if that’s ok ❤️)
maybe the dark urge was the asexuality we realized along the way. but jokes aside, Khael is cool as a cucumber about it, of course! that's like the most natural thing to him - after all he never actually initiated sex with astarion at any point (even in the game! it was so fun when I noticed!) and waiting for him to feel comfortable in that kind of intimacy again was no issue at all (also, fun that they both feel comfortable doing it again in a graveyard, very romantic of them lmao). (also I like to imagine this is the moment both of them went "maybe I don't experience sexual attraction like the rest of the people around me" and just - rolled with it.)
(heres my personal headcanons for both of them - khael is demi and astarion is grey-asexual)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#khael tav#disegna e bevi#otp: warding bond#as an ace peep acespec astarion is so dear to my heart#also it's fun tinking about the “OH.” moment Khael has when he's in love with astarion and the demi part of his aceness kicks in#“astarion when I look at you I feel all tingly and I blush and Im so wiggly and-” “you're horny”#“what” “I'm flattered dear and the feelings mutual”#anyway they're both silly and I love them a totally normal amount#bg3 spoilers
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I am motivated by one thing and one thing only in video games and that is romance. If I cannot woo the most (in any combination of the following) uptight, mysterious, theatrical, and/or tragic fictional love interest in the game, then what is the point of me playing? If I cannot shower them with affection and love and give them all the soft things they deserve, then what is the point???
#astarion best be on his toes#because I'm comin for him#he was my sole motivation to buy the game#and also it looked fun#but mostly romance#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion baldurs gate#also#why I play the following#stardew valley#fire emblem#the arcana#my brother tricked me into playing dark souls 3#because he said you could get married in it#and when I found out what kind of wedding it was I was so sad#but that game is my favorite game of all time so it’s okay#that’s a whole other story#i just want to love and be loved#and be soft with them#and also spoil them and snuggle them and tell them everything is going to be okay#astarion deserves all the love and affection and soft things 💖
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redditor with an ast*rion icon and flair talking about how she never recruits sera because of her elf comments. did larian just.... patch out ast*rion's gnome and gur comments or are we uhh. ignoring those? are we also ignoring his whole-ass ascended ending
this is not even intended to be ast*rion critical and i'm not saying her comments are fair. but you're reeeaally going to weigh that particular man's centuries worth of heinous crimes against ?? a young orphan struggling with internalized racism after being adopted by a human and rejected by dalish and city elves alike for being a flat ear??? LMAO say psych
#sometimes a take is so bad you have to sit there in silence with it. make peace not with it but with its existence#and move on#i'm tagging this as#fandom critical#astarion critical#<- it's not really. it's the hypocrisy that gets me every time#like look AROUND ma'am you cannot be throwing boulders in that glass house
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