#why I play the following
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I am motivated by one thing and one thing only in video games and that is romance. If I cannot woo the most (in any combination of the following) uptight, mysterious, theatrical, and/or tragic fictional love interest in the game, then what is the point of me playing? If I cannot shower them with affection and love and give them all the soft things they deserve, then what is the point???
#astarion best be on his toes#because I'm comin for him#he was my sole motivation to buy the game#and also it looked fun#but mostly romance#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion baldurs gate#also#why I play the following#stardew valley#fire emblem#the arcana#my brother tricked me into playing dark souls 3#because he said you could get married in it#and when I found out what kind of wedding it was I was so sad#but that game is my favorite game of all time so it’s okay#that’s a whole other story#i just want to love and be loved#and be soft with them#and also spoil them and snuggle them and tell them everything is going to be okay#astarion deserves all the love and affection and soft things 💖
639 notes
·
View notes
Text
Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...
#cotl#cult of the lamb#shamura cotl#cotl shamura#cotl ratau#ratau cotl#fan art#digital art#my art#I think of the idea that Ratau went into Silkcradle and tried to battle Shamura and lost.#I think like ''take out their leader so they are all helpless''#it didn't work#lost an eye#was constantly chased by the other bishop's followers for attempting to#and now years later in his extended lifespan#a certain spider walks into his hut#mind not quite there#quite lost#and they play a game#and maybe they recognize him maybe not#maybe the anxiety of having a ex-god-now-demigod is overreacted and overthought#but for now he'll just roll his dice#and see why they were once called the god of wisdom and war
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA
TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun
#also both of them have matching swellows that they dont use in their team...its my pokemon AU equivalent of their matching swallow patronus#& i didnt end up drawing this but when theyre older they also discover Unown in some ancient ruin/catacomb#and so it just kinda ends up following them/they keep it after they discover it#also anon... u said u had notes on ur phone for why sylveon is perfect for clora PLS SEND THOSE...or reply to this...im curious#god im so jealous of clora in that last pic of her being coddled by arcanine and charizard tho (and i guess by seb too😒)#oh to be snuggled by a bunch of pokemon...that should be MEEE!!!! im a cat person irl but god i love arcanine SO MUCH#i always have one in my team when i play and i always name him cheeto🧡#also i only gave seb a gengar bc i like him matching with clora and her having a clefairy BAHAHA..had to get my love of opposites in#gengar does suit him tho i mean just look at that face and that damn smile#same with togepi and corviknight...love the idea of the bird protecting the egg hehe. and ice type alolan vulpix with fire type arcanine#i also almost gave seb a ceruledge or amouredge bc they look like knights bahaha#i also originally gave clora an alcremie instead of lunatone bc i love alcremie...but the shiny lunatone is too perfect for her#a pale crescent moon with blue eyes like HELLO and its psychic..i had to...ravenclaw as hell#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#hogwarts legacy sebastian#clora clemons#choccyart
663 notes
·
View notes
Text
Everytime I go into the Zosopp tag, I just see people SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING about the lack of posts IN the Zosopp tag. THE ZOSOPP ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES
#one piece#op fanart#zosopp#roronoa zoro#usopp#this was also just an excuse to play dress up with zoro and usopp XD#oh why is usopp wearing a detective outfit???#well im so glad you asked!!!#The gang stopped at this town on an island and there seemed to be some mysterIOUS shenanigans going on#robin and usopp formed a watson and sherlock holmes duo!!! but only usopp dressed for the part LOL#cue usopp getting super into his role and interviewing whoever he can while robin solves the whole mystery with just a few clues#she likes watching usopp have his fun tho wahah so she follows him around and nudges him in the wrong direction for funsies#the ultimate reveal ... usopp: MS BAKER IS THE ONE WHO STOLE THE COOKI- Robin: yeah they're all trading addictive drugs#Ms baker: DRATS and i wuda gotten away with it too if it werent for u two meddling kids!!!#am i talking about usopp and robin on my zosopp post? yeauh#anyways usopp is like wauwah ROBIN!!!!!! UUUU >:((((!!!!!#then he trots off to zoro because he hasnt seen him all day and he wants to tell him about the fun adventure he just had XD
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#the fact that people think scum villain#-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction-#is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me#especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater#heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series#he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters#(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy)#I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters#like example off the top of my head-#the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx#I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes#side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me#i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation#but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years#like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right?#being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain#the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too#+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu#as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing)#bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people#another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does#also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be#he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students#and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing#+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this#but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy
982 notes
·
View notes
Text
Well someone has to give it its driver updates, Gabriel
#driver design and development ft. gabriel#why do i keep making gabriel look like a tech nerd?#idk don't ask me#but come on they're robots they don't need just blood right???#ramble time#i don't know what i am doing about that rendering and that's all i'm gonna say about this topic#i don't really play ultrakill anymore#apex + d2 take most of my playing time i simply don't play any other games#their idea list was never empty tho#i like their contrast i guess#they can have a lot of argument#that tends to make coming up dialogues easy#yeah#i don't know why i ramble this much#maybe just because i don't really have the chance per se#but i really seldom do ultrakill stuff now#ultrakill followers best time to unfollow starts now#ultrakill#ultrakill v1#ultrakill gabriel#my art
621 notes
·
View notes
Text
look i understand if people just don't like the idea of billford, i think we have a different internal concept of what shipping means (they're not good for each other at all but i need to dissect their dynamic like a bug. you understand. it's fun) but it's fine to avoid things you don't like, good for you genuinely
however people saying they like. don't see it. like. i'm not saying there's no platonic way to read it, i'm aroace spec myself i'm all for reading things in different ways. but i do think saying they weren't partners in any queer sense at all is trying too hard to go against what the narrative is trying to say, or missing it. somehow
anyway media literacy time if a character makes a joke like this
and the previous context of that joke within the show is that it's about an ex wife. what connection do you think the text is trying to get you to make.
and that's just from a writing point of view. not even noting that from an in universe perspective ford likely knows the joke from the same source as stan. and is therefore. placing himself in that role of the joke are you seeing where i'm coming from
(not to mention bill's side of this text which is. extremely manipulative but also does not read very platonic. again, it can technically be read as platonic! bill literally can manipulate ford's feelings. but the specific wording used is very much meant to look like possessive ex partner wording whether the character means it that way or not. it's coding. look again i'm not saying it was good for them i'm just saying there was something there.)
and then there's also the divorce/break up/rock bottom input on the website. like. how else is that supposed to be read. and the corresponding page in the book itself.
the language being used here. like yes he's saying it in a joking way but then there's the other side that isn't joking which is him crying at the bar. it's the both sides (the very coded language on top of the very genuine emotions and dynamic beneath)
i know most of us are on the same page with this i've just seen a couple people saying they don't see it when this is some of the most clear cut coding i've ever seen. and these are just the things that explicitly reference a relationship off the top of my head i'm not even including the general vibes of Everything
tl;dr it's barely even subtext anymore it's all but straight up text. what's not clicking have we forgotten what coding is (lighthearted i just enjoy the phrase what's not clicking. what's not clicking)
#also i fully think they can be aroace spec about it if that's the issue. i have nonspecific aroace spec headcanons for ford i understand#i do personally think there was some form of attraction there even if not in the most typical way. but the specifics are there to play with#i don't think they ever necessarily labelled it as a relationship either#but yeah. like. yes it can technically be read platonically. sure. i would say most things can be#there are no rules to it have fun#but from a writing perspective. why would it include some of these things if it didn't want you to see them as exes in some sense#i'm sorry but this is just. text i don't know why i'm trying to convince the like three people who don't already see this i should sleep#billford#too scared to main tag other than that#gravity falls#changed my mind i have like 3 followers i'll be fine#the people who would explode me the most probably already have the billford tag blocked or something#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#this is not a website dot com#does the tag have spaces or not. i'm not checking. it's 11:30 pm here
159 notes
·
View notes
Note
will theo ever be happy
Maybe in another life.
#theo#jack#confusing and alienating everyone who only followed me after i started drawing furries by referencing my old nonfurry character dynamics#but this got me thinking about theo's only happy endings and how they all involve jack...#who i'm not drawing right now. oops. sorry fella#oh theo... see what happens when you're separated from your emotional support tramp#you start committing crimes against nature and people get worried about you#real answer: probably not in amaranthine but who knows WE'RE NO WHERE NEAR FIGURING OUT AN ENDING HAHA#i could ramble for another thousand paragraphs about why he probably won't be happy in amaranthine but to summarize:#1. trying to do crimes against nature for insane reasons#2. only “positive” relationship is an evil parasite who is using and manipulating him#3. only person he talks to about his problems is a dead body#4. no jack to keep him stable... so far. i want to add him to the story but that's a long way off#but if you want to make A version of theo happy you can play our game Wishbone (once it's done...). he's in it because of course he is.#my draws#asks
132 notes
·
View notes
Text
“They were once again standing on either side of the elegant stone pensieve, white-knuckled hands gripping its edges as they stared, wide-eyed, at each other. Their faces were so close together that the air Eloise breathed out was inhaled by Sebastian.
They stayed like that for seconds, minutes, hours, unable - unwilling - to break the spell.”
From chapter 11 of my fic 😇
#now KISS 😇😇#jajajajajajaj not for like 10 more chapters I LOVE a slow burn🥹#tbh as soon as I played the restricted section quest I basically stopped playing the game bc I got the idea for this fic 😆#I changed that whole quest completely and now my story doesn’t follow the game AT ALL jajajajajajajaj#let’s just say…the memory Eloise sees in the restricted section is NOT like in the game AT ALL🙏#anyways driving my neighbors crazy bc I’m listening to the same two songs on repeat😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇#wait what the heck I’ll just reblog with the songs!! they are so Seb/eloise in my mind#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#sebastian sallow#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc#ARGH AUTOCORRECT THIS IS WHY I SHOILD JUST COPY AND PASTE !!!!#I hate my Spanish keyboard fr!!!!!
163 notes
·
View notes
Text
half life fans are so annoying about the hecu. waa waa the poor soldiers were probably so confused and scared 😢 my favourite part is when the soldier boys get burned up into a crisp by the big alien and also blasting them with a shotgun at point range yay!!
#half life#thoughts#are we playing different games. they were killing CIVILIANS#why are there so many people who write about the poor wittle soldiers <- knows exactly why#'they were following orders.' are we not done with this we already did this. it means nothing#a reason why i dislike opposing force but i WONT get into it byeee
91 notes
·
View notes
Text
You can see under the cut him without the Jojo Siwa makeup 🤣😹🤧
#Should i post here too?#I dont Really know anymore#Most of you follow me ig i guess#But if you dont my ig is :momeless_boiii#I think i will post art more frequently there#joost klein#clowncore#clown art#Art#artist on tumblr#Please still dont tag eurovision in these kind of posts#Still so mad...#europapa#Also why nobody talking about whe never get the chance to see the 100%%% version of his performance???#Im so curious#Jessie J who's laughing now playing in the distance
148 notes
·
View notes
Text
some leons for practice
#took a short little break from social media... if you follow me on twitter youll know why already so i wont put it here too...#its serious stuff so yeah#anyways. leon🥺🥺🥺🥺#been playing re4r whenever i have free time and i am just. seeing him comforts me immensely i love him (rips my shirt off)#resident evil#leon s kennedy#allyart
886 notes
·
View notes
Text
gonna draw them being lovely for a bit
#witch hat tag#orufrey#sorry that these are all like the same kiss . i didnt just sit there and draw 4 oru-smoonch-from-the-left at once#but perhaps no-one minds#the 2nd one was a theme of breakfast-lunch-dinner-dessert. oh i do treasure the pudding era of it all#i have MORE modern au follow-ups to do but my hand hurts..and my back..i keep having to drop everything and lie down#hand hurty even just playing baldy gate for a break..GAHHH!! Why did i say the other day that i dont have drawing pain any more
123 notes
·
View notes
Text
fun fact: in the room before the second hornet fight, the game doesn't unload her sprite after she runs off screen, so she just keeps running in the direction she left out of bounds, forever!
#blossom.txt#blossom plays hollow knight#hollow knight#randorando#anyway this is why silksong is delayed in case anyone was wondering#second but slightly less fun fact: there are several hazards out of bounds in this room that you can pogo and take damage to for no reason#they are very high above the oob geometry of this room and you will not be able to get to them without float of some kind#i refuse to believe this game is real#edit: also just want to note that the video didn't end because she ran off screen. it ended because i got bored of following#as far as i can tell she will in fact keep running indefinitely#what were they cooking
257 notes
·
View notes
Text
at the start of book 4 the MC has four options:
#dang it felt like homecoming#jaw on the floor playing A route#N and M routes felt so sweet but F stole the show for me#F running to the MC and then everything that followed!!!#stunning dazzling brilliant#what an opener too - so excited to see the villain#twc#the wayhaven chronicles#book 4 demo#spoilers#book 4 spoilers#twc book 4 spoilers#also i dont care to draw cars thats why it looks so smashed up haha
110 notes
·
View notes
Text
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS
#BURNINGSPICE. BURNING SPICE#BURNING SPICE#HELLOOOOO MAMA#IM SO EXCITEDDDD AWAKENED GOLDEN CHEESE MAYBE??!! PLEASE??!!!!??!#SHES ABT TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN HELPP#THEIR YURI SHALL BE BEAUTIFUL#ALSO SMOKED CHEESE IS THIS BITCH VOICED BY ALEJANDRO SAAB#I DONT PLAY W THE VOICES ON DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS VOICE HIM#HELLOOO WHY DOES HE FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE#not art#txt
71 notes
·
View notes