#AND I MEAN THIS FOR MY F/O TAGS....

[lovinglin]

Hm, I kinda wanna change my ta—

Also me, holding me in a chokehold: Do. Fucking. NOT.

[scarycranegame]

anyone else do this?

antis dni, what you have there is an unwarranted sense of self-righteousness, not anything of real value

proship/comship/pro-fiction safe!

[imagine-your-nonhuman-fo]

You know how lots of birds are notorious human fuckers? That got me thinking about Avian f/o that rather than be put off by your lack of beak and feathers is just fucking enchanted by you, just over the moon about how gorgeous you are.

[pastelaspirations]

I’ll never forget you babes 😭💔😔🥺

I finally come back to tumblr and t h i s is what I see. That's it, I'm done, I'm uninstalling tumblr. Bye everyone, it's Honey's fault-

[fl0ralsxgar]

Hi hello (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

Ill talk more in the tags to keep the post short; hope yall have/are having a good day !

[us-angels-together]

Imagine going to the store on your anniversary and grabbing a box of chocolate to give your f/o. You've been together a while and going on strong, you have an amazing gift you know they will love and some delicious chocolates for the two of you to split. You're very excited to go home and see your f/o.

Divider by @cafekitsune

[thornheartfelt]

Some shorter f/o things:

Cuddling them in your lap

Imagine them wearing one of your shirts that's potentially oversized on them

Become the ultimate big spoon, practically curl up around them

Look at how well their hand could fit in yours

Just compare the size of your hands overall actually

If they can't reach then you get to be creative in kissing them in ways such as you leaning down, them tugging you down by your clothing or standing on something

[turntechanomaly]

I wish selfship positivity wasn't so. Monogamy focused. It's always "they're yours" "they only love you" "they'd choose you over their canon love interest". Idk I get that a lot of people in this community are monogamous but it feels like that's treated as the default and possessiveness/jealousy already tends to make me really uncomfortable so I just! Don't like it!

[bizarrescribblez]

💜 birds of a feather we should stick together 💜

so uhhhhhh… i saw a super cute pinterest pose and was like uhhh what if i drew this with all my d/an s/tevens f/os… i know ive got so many I CANT HELP IT (joey was a last min edition hes a tsum tsum 🥹)

[fitzselfships]

I will never understand the hate for nonsharing self shippers. We are literally just sitting here

[brutally-loving]

Frog blink

Should I try to remake the idea of a self insert for my fandoms. If so should I start with elder scrolls, borderlands?? I need to make jjba and db ones but that's so much effort right now. As in they take more time and energy dhdhdhdgd. Okay let me know gang if you have any ideas PLEASEEEE give them to me good god- for any of my fandoms actually.

[cadaver-moss]

Goddamn the last OCxCanon thing I drew was in August of last year?! Holy fuck.

Anyways I know I’m really flattering myself here but I thought this meme fit Enna and Grimaldo to a T

[kissingarthurclaus]

Today's been pretty shit at work like usual and I found myself thinking about Stan...about how despite the way he looks and how his diet is crap, he DOES do a lot of manual, physical labor especially hauling shit around to get the portal built....he's probably got. Pretty strong arms. And pretty good stamina.

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

"Together, we're a super-sized combo meal of happiness!" 🍔🧃🍟 i promised myself i'd redraw this one, and FINALLY I have! Behold: the Big 3 before everything went to complete shit <3

(Bonus edited ver under the cut. CW for repetition, potential eyestrain and general implications of traumatic events.)

If you hated me from the start, Why did you lie to me?

[pastelpousay]

HIHI AGAIN GUYS GUESS WHOS HERE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NO ONE ASKED ABOUT 😻

Also I kinda kinda really wanna give like a little mini spoiler for the plot of my book but like…the plot is kinda 😭💀 erm questionable BUT ITS FOR THE PLOT GUYS I HAVE TO DO IT NOTHING ELSE IS WORKING FOR ME AND NOTHING ELSE WILL MAKE SENSE. Also my pookie told me too so I have to obey 🐺🎀🥳So uhm ig I’m gonna spoil it ig 😻 right here rn Uhhh tw for death ig ‼️‼️ So uhhh, say you met someone in the woods, you really like them you think think they’re pretty good looking, and then you have to leave and you’ll probably never see them again until you’re dead, a couple days later they’ve completely taken over your brain and you cannot shut up about them. So uhhh obviously you wanna be with them so bad so…Uhh you just kinda 😵

YALL PLEASE I LITERALLY HAD NOT OTHER WAY OF HAVING THEM INTERACT ANY FURTHER LIKE OTHERWISE THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE BEEN BORING ASS HELL LIKE 💀😭😭😭 I HAD TO PLUS ITLL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO ADD IN MORE ANGST 😋💗 ALR SORYY I HAD TO PUT YALL THROUGH MY BS YET AGAIN I PROMISE IM SAFE PERSON I JUST NEEDED IT FOR THE PLOT 😭

[lovelessbachelor]

9, 11 and 15 for the ask game mwah mwah meah /plat <333

Mwah Mwah Mwah! Okay, I admit I had a lot of fun with this one. So. Long read ahead X'D

a radio fizzles to life, crackling with energy. The broadcast begins, illuminating sharp, tinny voices.

Oh, why, would you look at that! We got our first questions, O joy!

there's the sound of shuffling papers, and someone's throat is cleared.

Okay, these come from blog name cinnamon-phrog. Prynhawn da, Caru! Or, I suppose it is nos, now. I hope you're doing well.

Let's get crack into these queries! Dear, you've been quiet… These questions ARE to you, you know…

A second voice cuts through the static, curling the air, the accent seems unfamiliar.

Ey, yeah, yeah, I know. Ya neva lemme come in ere when ya on air.

Well, I'm also not on air very often. Since when do you keep count?

I don't, but, ey, maybe ya do instead. Ya seem the real bees knees at this thing.

there's a slight pause, a chair creaks.

Aha. Trying to stall? What, you don't think you have the voice for radio?

a splutter can be heard through the static, or it's a spike of interference.

Nah! As if, brah! Your voice was made for radio, anyway, ya can't say nuffin, muffin.

EW, don't call me that. And you'll be fine, we have a script.

Das not a-

there's the sound of frantically shuffling pages getting picked up by the microphone.

Shhhh, stalling!!!

Right, first question :

the host clears his throat, and a beat on the table gets picked up, from the wafery sound of a page being flipped, you can surmise on what it was.

Fresh, whats my beige flag?

…Ya what now? Ya don't even like beige, n'less is like a light brown.

No, no, not like that. I'll be entirely transparent and admit I don't quite know what it is, either. Perhaps the middle of a red flag, and a green flag?

Ohhh, ya, alrigh. I geddit.

Do ya, Fresh? Do ya?

AAAH, shuddup. Oh, ya, I got one.

there's another swell of static smearing the sound, picking up suddenly.

He keeps on tryna-

No I don't!

Yeah, ya do! Ya aaaalways like hey for no particular reason can I measure ya a minute and I ask why and ya like-

the broadcast fuzzes, it spikes like laughter.

-an I walk in on 'im with a roll a that paper and a thing on the floor-

It's PATTERN paper and a BOOK OF PATTERNS!

Ah, I caught ya!

Lies!

it cuts out again, fading in and out before settling in stronger.

Even so, I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to make you a doublet!

Yeah dere is! What am I a blood sucking, door-not-entering vampire?

it's hard to hear, but the host squeaks in amusement

No, you misunderstand! I think that you in a doublet with a peascod belly would be SO-

the connection is abruptly cut off, filling the room with angry static. When it comes back, you can make out a high whistle.

Woahhh, can ya even say dat on radio?

I'm not sure, let's just hope it didn't pick up.

And if it did?

Nnnnext question!

Fresh, what would you consider MY colour, and what would you consider yours?

Are dey seriously askin ME ya favourite colour?

Uhm, yes? Maybe. Not entirely, actually, it's more like what you'd consider MY colour. Like what you'd associate with me most, what I wear the most or something.

Pft. C'mon, homes, dat ones easy. Have ya even met dis guy? Is pretty glarin'.

Now what the [FUNK] is that supposed to mean- are you seriously still doing the censoring thing?!

EY, don't rag on me, whaddif deres kidz listening!

I suppose that's a good point. How nice of you.

Bleeehhh.

a pause, then…

! Whad was dat for!

The sweet taste of revange…

a megamind reference doesn't seem thematically appropriate, but the host will include it anyways. It's MY show, dammit!

Regardless, you still didn't answer the second half. (even if you didn't really answer the first half, either…)

Whad was dat?

Nothing.

'Key, well, I dunno. I dun have A colour, das pretty crystal.

Maybe your colour is the inclusion of all of it?

Beeep, eeeerk, big word aleeeert! Neeerd!

None of those were big words…

What's the most useless fact he knows about me…

Ya said dat out loud, sweet.

Oh, dear, did I? I was just wondering about it.

Why's dat?

Not sure. I can't predict what you could possibly say here. Not that I do anyway, but you understand what I mean.

Nah, I don't, actually.

Also, ya always start walkin on ya left foot first, and finish on da right.

Wait wha-

the sound of wood scraping against a floor can be distantly heard from the broadcast, and there is silence for a long few moments

…Oh my stars, I do. Well, it might be biased, now…

Hah!

That's crazy. Hold on… You could remember THAT and not my favourite colour?!

Dere was nuthin about dat!

Well sure. But you couldn't even answer straight about what my colour was, so I'm more than a bit suspicious.

Aw, c'mon! Ya favourite colour is… Uh… Uuuuh…

See? Viewers, it's green and purple, for the books.

Ya can't blame me, ya have two!

Yes, and your colours consist of the entire colour wheel.

Das cus I don't look bad in nuthin, baybeyyyy!

Oh, like a pair of breeches?

Nah, ya reaching.

Breeching, actually. It was and is the practice of giving a young boy his first set of trousers or, well, breeches. This is usually done around the age of 6-8 ish, so the very beginning of childhood and the end of infancy. Before this age, a child was practically-

Wait, why do I need ta know dis?

Ugh, you're no fun!

I just noticed, we got through all the questions.

What'd we get, three?

Yes, three. Now those are done we'll sign off for now til we get more questions.

Jus like dat?

Yup! Be sure to tune in!