#AND I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE GYNO

[jessiesjaded]

can I please catch a break right now? just one little break??

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

[disgustinggf]

i always get my birth control from this sweet old pharmacist and this man sells it to me without checking my prescription but today there was another person working and turns out my prescription ran out four months ago lmfao

[weirdlittlefish]

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[h0neywheat]

PMS creates a little demon in my brain that tries to convince me im the ugliest creature on the planet and should shrivel up and die

[nightowlfury]

complaining⬇️

i feel so fucking trapped and i dont know what to do i cant stand living here because my mom drives me nuts and i cant Function around her and i cant get a job because i dont have a car and i also cant get a job because i cant fucking stand the thought of engaging in capitalism in any way and i dont think im even CAPABLE of much and i cant figure out what i want to do nothing is interesting enough to me to make employment worth it. i cant stand being in this country either bc it feels like its trying to kill me and it literally feels like hell but i dont know what to do i want OUT but every time i think of something when i look into it practically its like i cant fucking do this what the fuck am i thinking and im fucking stuck like this!!!! and i hate it it feels like im not built to fucking exist in this world and i just want to be happy but everything is difficult and im too afraid of discomfort and misery to try anything new but i cant fucking stay here!!!! its gonna drive me insane but i dont know what to fucking do!!!!!!!!! and like the only option seems to be applying to masters programs but i still dont fucking know what i want to do because anything that im remotely interested in is basically just a pipeline into academia and i fucking HATE academia i cant fucking stand this world. literally anything that interests me has some huge caveat like oh i like animals but i cant do animalcare because cleaning up after them makes me want to vomit. i like filmmaking but the hours in that kind of job are atrocious and also most of that stuff is based in america nd i DONT want to stay here. plus i have 0 experience so that wouldnt happen anyway. i like ethnomusicology but pretty much the only thing you can do with that is be a professor and i dont want to do that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! it feels like theres no fucking way forward and im fucking sick of it

[kittykatinabag]

Apparently there's a primary care physician shortage?

I guess it's time to wade into the world of trying to book a specialist (aka a psychiatrist) without a referral from a PCP 💀

[snekdood]

man i wish i did have all this privilege everyone acts like I have for being a trans guy, my life would be way more chill. I wouldnt hafta worry about shit really

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi! im 15 with awfully heavy periods and my parents + doctors (gyno, therapist, etc) think its necessary for me to get a marina (hormone implants in your vagina i think, im too scared to look it up if im being honest.) the problem is that im really opposed to it because i dont want anyone touching me downstairs, and my auntie said it would really hurt.

do you think i should get it, probably be really distressed for a few weeks but be fine with my period for the next handful of years, or keep looking for less invasive options that might be more expensive and less effective?

thanks!

hello there! thank you for your question!

so, first off, I'm just going to say that your body is yours and you get to make the decisions about what happens with it. if you don't want a Mirena implant, that's your decision and you have every right to make that choice, end of.

I do think it's valuable to have a full sense of what exactly you're saying no to, so if it's okay I would like to do a little walkthrough of the information about the IUD that you've been avoiding looking into. I'm gonna do my best to make it unscary, I promise.

Mirena IUDs are placed in the uterus, hence the name; "IUD" stands for intrauterine device.

there it will decrease chances of pregnancy by releasing small amounts of levonorgestrel. this will cause thickening of the mucus in your cervix (the space between your vagina and uterus) to make it harder for sperm to ever reach and egg and thinning of the lining of your uterus to make it harder for any fertilized eggs to attach there and grow into a pregnancy.

menstruation happens when your body rids itself of unused uterine lining, which is why many people find their periods are lighter when they have an IUD - less lining ideally equals less blood, less cramping, and less pain overall.

usually, this decrease in period intensity happens after 3 months of having an IUD in place. some people with IUDs - about 20%, certainly not a majority but not an insignificant number - stop having a period entirely after a year or more.

once an IUD is put in place, it's good for up to eight years, although it can be taken out any time earlier than that if you want it removed sooner.

common side effects experienced by people with IUDs are similar to what many people experience on their periods: headaches, acne, sore breasts, cramping, and emotional irregularities. bleeding for the first few months is also common; many find that their bleeding will be worse before it gets better.

it's also uncommon, but not impossible, for your IUD to slip out of place. there are several risk factors that make this more likely, including youth (under the age of 20), having long and difficult periods, and if you've been pregnant.

in regards to your worry about pain during implantation, it's not unreasonable. very few people that I know of would describe the process as particularly comfortable, and it's very painful for some. while the trade off of brief discomfort for 8 years of instant birth control can certainly be worth it for some, it's ultimately a personal decision and up to you to weigh the pros and cons to decide what's best for you.

if you're interested in seeking out other forms of medical intervention for your periods, there are plenty of other forms of hormonal birth control to look at. a similar method worth comparing would be the hormonal implant that goes in your arm and lasts for three years; it's obviously not as long-lasting but can provide similar benefits without requiring anyone to touch your genitalia.

I hope this helps.

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

@marcsnuffy i have ALL the thoughts about girl kaiser

still has the eyeliner, hair dye, tattoo, and fuckass haircut

gets bigass royal blue acrylic nails with like, diamond studs or w/e during the off season

i think she would shave/wax her body hair not specifically bc she wants to appeal to men or anything but because shes very invested in coming across as beautiful and put-together, and society tells women that not having body hair is necessary for that

absolutely insane pre-menstrual symptoms, like girl PLEASE go see your gyno about this bc im afair you might kill yourself and/or someone else

even though she'd obviously be highly athletic i dont think she'd present masc in any way? kaiser as a character feels like someone whos very invested in his own appearance and percieved beauty, and i think that'd still hold true if he were a girl

(and theres hella shit to unpack societally that like being invested in your appearance = feminine and not gaf = masculine, but thats a separate post)

kainess would be at least 60% more toxic and insane, they would be THAT batshit dyke drama on-again-off-again horrendous jealousy teen homoerotic best friendship lesbian couple

one of those girls who uses tampons and makes other girls feel bad/childish about using pads

her being a successful female athlete, one in football specifically, would play very interestingly with the whole 'doing the impossible' theme

absolutely complicated feelings vis a vi internalised misogyny that she probably should be talking to a therapist about, along with all her other issues, but definitely isnt

tall girl, we're not sure how tall kaiser is rn but i feel that girl kaiser would be p much the same height

michael/mihail broadly means 'one who is like god' or 'gifted from god' so i guess michaela/mihaila works as a fem version of kaiser's name, but i also like angela, to mean 'god's messenger', or maybe elisabeth, meaning 'god is my/an oath'

[toxicanonymity]

kinda naive neglected housewife!reader going to a new gyno to get a second opinion on why youre struggling to conceive and when sorta dark highkey manipulative dr miller examines you he finds theres nothing wrong with you so its clearly a problem with your partner but if you really really really want that baby he has no problem helping you out a bit ;) and that theres no need to be worried because its all a part of your special treatment. (insisting you need routine checkups but its just an excuse to fuck you crazy and then see if he knocked you up yet)

like at some point it occurs to you that joel is a fuckass creep but its hotter to you than it should be and you find that you really dont give a shit as long as he keeps fucking you the way he has been

Oooh, hot. I've heard great things about @swiftispunk's (not dark) gyno joel: part one, part two.

I know I have other medical thots in my inbox too. I haven't gotten in the mood for a doctor (could be I hate doctors lmao), but I'm hoping to do a Dark Nurse Joel this month and can revisit medical thots to see what might fit.

[checkitoutmikey]

TLB challenge: messed up kinks edition

tlb fandom! i have a challenge for you! let’s giggle together like a bunch of schoolgirls and tell each other about what kinks the boys have

and by that I mean the most disgusting barely-sex-related stuff your our dirty little minds can come up with.. the stuff not even the lost boys would think about practising in real life, or confessing to other boys

dont be shy. im gonna go first kay?

Warning: NSFW

David

Medical play: 

We all know David loves control. Physically restraining, bondage, dom/sub good time and all that stuff. But sometimes he thinks about taking that to whole another level. David really likes the idea of actually controlling someone‘s body. A person strapped to gyno chair, their legs spread wide with no chance of getting out of the binds, now that’s a scene he could get into. Giving the person pleasure and pain.

Literally controlling their body’s fuctions. Putting them to sleep with drugs. Using urethral sounds and catheter to stop them from emptying their bladder or making them pee when he decides.

And when a person really misbehaves? Nothing like severing some tendons to teach them a lesson.

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Dwayne

Maiesiophilia (yes, it has a name):

We all know Dwayne has breeding kink. But really deep deep inside his mind this kink turns into something much darker.

He enjoyes when a person is close to the end of pregnancy. The discomfort that comes with it. The joint pain, muscle pain, difficulty with sleeping, false contractions.

He gets off on the idea that the person who wishes to have a child needs to go through all that hell. Including the birth itself. Seeing a person going through a worst pain imaginable because they wanted their little baby more than they feared the whole process is doing something to him.

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Marko

Cannibalism:

Yep. Just straight up cannibalism.

He’s a beast in man’s body. It’s normal for all lost boys to take a sip when they are fucking some rando but with Marko it can be so much more horrifying. Because let’s be honest, he’s the most sadistic out of the entire pack and if the rest of them didn’t hold him back, there would be many more corpses killed in much more gruesome manner.

But sometimes he thinks about it. With someone who is really hot and they have amazing sex, but it doesn’t seem to scratch the itch. He doesn’t want to just fuck them, or taste them. He wants to posses them. Take them apart and keep them with him forever. Devouring parts of their bodies is a nice compromise.

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Paul

Dollification:

He just wants a doll, that’s it.

Just a pretty little thing to keep in his nest. Cute and quite. Something that doesn’t talk much. No need for it to move either. In fact, if it behaves like a proper doll, he might even take care of it. Keep it alive for a while.

He would use drugs and his mind powers to achieve this. Just scoop some poor soul from the boardwalk, put it in a nice dress and keep it. Sometimes to just look at it’s pretty face. Or cuddle it. Feed it.

He would get rid off it before it died. Suprisingly he doesn’t like the stench of rotting flesh.

and i’m tagging these brave souls, let’s see how messed up we can get here: @luv4fandoms, @misslavenderlady, @ghoulgeousimmaculate, @maskofmirrors, @prettywhenibleed, @6lostgirl6, @auntvamp, @sadlostgirl

[malscare]

i dont want to go to the gyno tomorrow what if i have chobits pussy and they erase all my memories by accident

[spiderlegeyelashes]

might be tmi but well my blog anyway ive been meaning to go to a gyno and ask if i have vaginismus bc well it hurts and its very difficult and my mom vaguely warned me before of something like this that she has (?) but afaik its not genetic so maybe its not that.. really i just dont want to make the appointment and pay... i envy anyone that doesnt have this issue

[transenbyconfessions]

honestly this is kinda a mind dump

so right now im looking at colleges to go back to school probably next fall ish time, and i told myself i can wait until then to look into things about transitioning (will only go to school in a state w gender affirming care) because i really dont feel comfortable doing it at home. my mother and brother are as supportive as they can be but my relationship with my father is VERY rocky, we had a physical altercation because of a disagreement over trash so one could imagine that i dont want to confront him about my identity in any capacity since i know he will not support me. i felt i was okay with waiting, i realized i was trans earlier this year so i feel like a baby to my own identity and i tell myself people have waited much longer than i have so i can bare. yet today i had a gyno appointment and i was mentally prepared for just simple questions, turns out it was me getting my IUD removed which caused me to have MAJOR gender dysphoria and break down crying multiple time, my mother even asked if pain was the problem (i have endo) but i told her it was gender dysphoria and i could tell she was lost on what to do. I dont want to push back my transition because of those around me yet at the same time those around me i dont feel supported enough to even want to transition “where they can see” does this make sense? this account is a lifesaver and of you read this far i love you and we will get through this

Submitted May 24, 2023

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey sex witch! i think there is something going wrong hormonally with me. i am afab, not taking any hormones, and as far as i am aware i am not intersex. i am 21 and since the summer my body has begun to do strange things. i am suddenly having a lot more acne, i get sweaty a lot more and i smell a lot worse a lot quicker, my face and body have been growing more hair, my already irregular periods have been even more irregular. in august i saw a gynecologist because i had a period for a month and a half. she gave me something that would 'organize my tissue' that stopped the month long period for a few days and then gave me a normal one a few days later. she did some bloodwork and didn't see anything weird and pretty much went 'idk try birth control'. i did not try birth control because i kind of forgot but regardless i have not had a period since then. in short unless elves have been sneaking me T in the middle of the night which would explain away at least eighty percent of this i think something has gone wrong with my hormones for no visible reason and its kind of freaking me out. i know i should go to the doctor but the whole 'idk try birth control' thing was... kind of discouraging. she didnt even do any other kind of typical gyno checkup stuff like checking for lumps or a pap smear. i dont want to go back and just get a shrug again but i dont know what to do

hi anon,

you may want to look into polycystic ovarian syndrome and see if it sounds like what you're experiencing. in addition to causing menstrual irregularities PCOS can also cause many of the things you're experiencing, including oily skin and acne and excess hair growth. this is because PCOS is caused by an overproduction of androgen in the ovaries - essentially, elves sneaking you T in the middle of the night!

obviously I'm not a doctor, but seems like it could be a good match and worth looking into for you.