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Should be illegal to have to get out of bed at this temperature
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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
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topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know
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I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for
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girl who can only make comparisons to birds: so when you think about it, it’s kind of like a big duck.
girl who really really really wants to hit: i never thought about a car in that way before
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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world
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an interview with the mayor of LA was aired where a journalist asks “do you owe citizens an apology for being absent whilst their homes were burning? do you regret cutting the fire department's budget?”
and someone is enraged the mayor is being asked this question they’re like “omg how dare you ask this!! this woman is clearly shaken up!! give her time!!” like… that’s what happens when you’re in a political position of power and you make fuck ass decisions like that and it’s perfectly normal and acceptable to ask this shit especially when you cut the LAFD budget to give more money to cops
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i fumbled 3 baddies in less than 2 months. should i just kms or become a monk or something? :/
You need to lock in and develop a gambling addiction
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Just in case twitter implodes I need to document one of my favorite tweets
#this is literally exactly what i looked like when i was 13#dark hair dyed red on top#oversized black vaguely emo t shirts#blue jeans and a chubby face#and yes im a trans man and like karkat too much
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this is hands down the funniest review like. ever
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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AU where Isao found Gen right after Hikari's death and took him under his wing until he was old enough to join the defense force
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