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me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years
#tumblr is the internet's cockroach#i fully believe this piece of shit website could survive all the underwater internet cables getting nuked
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DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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“this character should kill their abuser” i agree. unfortunately they wouldn’t do that.
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i mean this in the gentlest possible way but if 75% of what you're posting for a given fandom is fuming rage spirals then maybe just maybe it's time to take a step back and consider whether or not you're actually having any fun with this optional thing you do for fun
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tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel
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discussion about right wing radicalisation focuses near-exclusively on men becoming white nationalists but i wonder how it might manifest elsewhere. like, imagine a heavily online subculture of mostly women and they're dedicated to rooting out degeneracy, maintaining a rigid social order, refusing to acknowledge scientific consensus, being violently paranoid of a dehumanised other, adhering to exclusively eurocentric standards of beauty and politically dedicated to exterminating a minority group (possibly one that was already historically targeted for genocide). that'd be fuckin crazy lol
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Chrome sweating for his life up there
#my pet theory is that by stone world standards chrome is a maths prodigy#like. hes never had any formalised education and has no knowledge of stuff we take for granted#like pythagoras theorum or negative numbers or standard deviation#yet he still independently creates mathematically complex designs like waterwheels or drills#im pretty sure he mentions at some point in his introduction that hes the best at math in ishigami village#and i believe it!#i think chrome is actually. like. REALLY good at math okay#he just doesnt have the same educational/cultural foundation as sai or senku#dr. stone
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katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop
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why don't they just turn tumblr over to us, the users, i'm sure there's enough passionate people and coders milling about to take care of it, maybe even nurse it back to health... just ignore the possibility that we, the users, could accidentally (or on purpose) drive it even further into the ground. it really just depends doesn't it
#if they did this theyd bring back editing other ppls posts lets be real#which wouldnt be good but itd sure be funny
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file this one next to "socratian poetry" under "tumblr users trying to sound smart by using specific language and revealing they don't know what they're talking about"
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unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

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literally playing against one of the best footballers in the world and he's STILL thinking about reo i can't stand his gay ass
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No cis girl is that obsessed with gay men
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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over
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whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own
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