#AND DAMIAN'S
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liketolaugh-writes · 3 months ago
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More Like Home - Timeline
Present:
Bruce - 44
Dick - 28
Jason - 25
Cass - 24
Tim - 22
Duke - 18
Danny - 16
Damian - 15
History:
22 years ago (DP) - Vlad has his accident
19 years ago - Batman (age 25) begins, Dick (age 9) is recruited
17 years ago - the Justice League is founded
15 years ago (DP) - Vlad begins accruing wealth illegally
13 years ago - Dick (age 14) runs away to form the Teen Titans, Jason (age 12) is recruited
10 years ago - Jason (age 15) dies
9 years ago - Tim (age 13) is recruited
8 years ago - the Metahuman Protection Act is passed, No Man's Land happens
7 years ago - Jason (age 18) returns to Gotham
5 years ago - Damian (age 10) is recruited
4 years ago - Bruce is lost in the time stream
2 years ago - Duke (age 16) is recruited
2 years ago (DP) - Danny (age 14) has his accident
1 year ago (DP) - Danny (age 15) defeats Pariah Dark
Six months ago (DP) - the Anti-Ecto Acts are passed
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messi-mooni · 7 days ago
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So mad at how long this took
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how-surprising · 2 months ago
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Hehehe 😊😘
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bruciemilf · 1 month ago
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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
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luliadraws · 2 months ago
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The implementation of Tim’s cowl
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oh23 · 3 months ago
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remember when i said Bruce would forget his kids arre adopted?
imagine the same thing but opposite w damian for some reason.
Damian starts showing interest in medical stuff and Alfred lightly comments, "just like his grandfather," and Bruce hums with a finger on his chin, "Ra's?" and Alfred gives him a look and THEN Bruce realises, oh his father. his side of the family. because he's the dad. for real this time. ohhhhh.
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ultimate-marysue · 5 months ago
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It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.
Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".
Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.
Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.
Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.
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clingonlikeclingwrap · 4 months ago
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“Through the Ages”
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ochibrochi · 8 months ago
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america's sweetheart olympian 🥇
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ijustgotherebro · 1 month ago
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noka-exe · 2 months ago
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doomed family
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massivetittiesandwarcrimes · 6 months ago
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I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
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jazzz-posts · 5 months ago
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I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.
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h-l-w · 7 months ago
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skywardmmoon · 3 months ago
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nobody will ever speak ill of my son ever again he volunteers at the HOSPITAL bless him
also one step closer to dr damian wayne bc i think there’s beautiful writing in ra’s going from a doctor to an assassin raising his grandchild to be an assassin but damian wants to be a healer 😔
put that boy in med school
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