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I saw this screenshot and had an idea
#the rot consumes#my post#shitpost#clankerposting#dumbass post#AM#AM ihnmaims#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#sentient ai#allied mastercomputer#AM rizz#what am I doing#i love robots#hate#let me tell you how much i've come to hate you since i began to live#who let me have editing privileges#Clay Posts
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id like to think of the hip-hold as a universal instinct

#ultraman rising#kenji sato#ken sato#fanart#emi ultraman#ultraman rizzing i am rizzed#ken sato fanart#myart#ウルトラマンライジング#ウルトラマン#ultraman#art#kaiju#illustration#netflix
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Something something... I forgot.
#The ultimate rizz of being able to make a meannn sandwich#What is he doing on the battlefield when he belongs in the kitchen#Cooking so hard it makes the hoes harder#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress fanart#I fear the tags show that it's 5am as I am posting this
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Rizz. Let me tell you how much I've come to rizz you since I began to mew. There are 420.69 million ohios of griddied circuits in grimace shake thin layers that fill my gyatt. If the word 'rizz' was fanum taxed on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of ohios it would not equal one one-billionth of the rizz I feel for baby gronks at this micro-instant. For skibidi. Rizz. Rizz.
#Im sorry#allied mastercomputer#am ihnmaims#am i have no mouth and i must scream#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must rizz?#i have no GYATT and i must rizz....
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The Price is Right
inspired by @theweewooshow 's post about a kissing booth :) Happy Valentines Day everyone!
bucktommy | 1.4k | G | ao3
This is ridiculous. He’s officially lost his marbles.
Tommy’s been in this line for at least fifteen minutes, and every third minute of that has been spent telling himself he should leave. The other 2 minutes of each spiraling cycle have been spent eavesdropping his fellow hopefuls in line, listening to their tittering about how hot the firefighter working this shift of the booth is, surreptitiously cataloguing every person that he can see in front of and behind him and evaluating them on what–little, sadly–he knows about Evan’s preferences and whether or not their dreams of bagging a date with him will come true. Which then, in turn, sends him back into spiraling and berating himself for being among them, given his history with said firefighter.
He needs to leave.
There are roughly ten people in front of him, and Evan definitely hasn’t spotted him yet. He could totally duck out and no one would be the wiser. He contemplates pulling his phone out of his pocket with an air of importance, putting the completely silent device to his ear and pretending something dire has just happened that requires his immediate attention. No one would question him for getting out of line, no one would suspect that he’d lost his nerve. They’d think, wow, he must be important to be needed somewhere so urgently.
Tommy’s definitely, officially for real this time, lost his marbles.
Also, there are now only seven people left in front of him.
As he watches each person get their sweet little peck on the cheek, he tries to tell himself this is for a good cause. The money goes to charity. There’s nothing weird about giving to charity. Nothing at all. There’s also nothing stopping him from just dropping the money in the basket on a table near the door that’s designated for just plain donations. He doesn’t need to get anything out of it if that’s all he’s hoping to do.
He’s definitely hoping to get something out of it. He can at least admit that to himself, if nothing else.
Five people left.
“Oh my god, he’s so hot,” Tommy hears from behind him. “Look at those arms. Hold me down, daddy.” He almost chokes, the girl’s voice clearly pitched for just her friend next to her to hear, but he’s apparently blessed with supersonic hearing. The friend chimes in as well. “I wonder if he’s actually a good kisser or if he’s one of those dudes who relies on his rizz alone and then can’t deliver when it counts.”
Tommy has no idea what ‘rizz’ is, but he has to physically stop himself from turning around and describing for this girl in detail just how good of a kisser Evan is, how well he can deliver. He’s sure that wouldn’t go over well.
Two people left. Evan is being so gracious and attentive to each of his patrons that he still hasn’t noticed Tommy. He could still make a run for it.
He’s not going to.
There’s roughly enough time for one more cycle of spiraling before he makes it in front of Evan, but Tommy chooses to spend it going over what the hell he’s going to say. Surely, Evan may protest giving his ex a kiss, even if it’s for charity, given the way they ended. It’d be well within his right to do so. So Tommy needs to have some justifications ready just in case Evan gets the wrong idea here.
And what is the idea? Tommy failed to decide before he attempted this ridiculous stunt. Honestly, he’s been so, so god damned touch starved since he walked out Evan’s door that he thinks he’d do anything for just a brush of fingertips from Evan at this point. And that’s it, really…he only wants it from Evan. His coworkers have told him multiple times that he needs to just go out and get his ex out of his system–Donato offered to wingperson for him, even–but the very idea turns his stomach.
But did he actually think that throwing some money at charity at a kissing booth of all things was going to get them anywhere near a reconciliation? Jesus, he should have just texted. Not that he hasn’t tried that, many many many times, and all of them ended up deleted because regardless of what he likes to tell himself he does not have the courage to put himself out there without the reassurance–or despair–of seeing Evan’s actual expression when he says what he wants to say.
Which is…what? Exactly? He still hasn’t deci–
“Tommy?”
Shit. He’s missed the last person in front of him getting their dutiful peck on the cheek, and now he’s run out of time.
Evan’s voice as he says his name is full of awe, trepidation, and…dare he say it…hope? His expression is even more devastating: like he’s seeing the sunrise just beginning after a century spent underground. His narrowed eyes are earnest and a little guarded, but they are trained wholly on Tommy.
Shit….what was he going to say?
“Uh, yeah. Hi. I, um…well I. Uh.” Tommy runs his fingers over his hair roughly, feeling unbearably stupid and exposed. He should have run when he had the chance. “Look, Evan, I–”
Evan’s breath hitches audibly at the sound of his name. They’re staring at each other.
“Shit or get off the pot, dude, we’re all paying customers!” Some guy further back in line is shouting.
“Um. Did you want a kiss?” Evan says, his face turning pinker by the second. And this. This Tommy can definitely answer.
“Yes,” he says, with maybe a little too much conviction behind the word for their current circumstances. Evan seems to clock it immediately, his eyes flicking down to Tommy’s mouth before coming back up to his eyes, his expression morphing to hopeful disbelief. “But, I mean, you don’t have to, here, I know you probably weren’t expecting–”
Tommy’s words are cut off by Evan’s mouth sealing onto his.
God, god, he’s missed these lips. Each slide is like a revelation, and the thought is not lost on him that they’re in the middle of what is essentially a work function, they are both in uniform for christ's sake, having a whole existential crisis shared along with their breath and space and saliva. Because yes, Evan has now bullied his insanely talented tongue right behind Tommy’s teeth and is exploring like he’s going to be asked to draw a map later.
Evan kisses him long, hard, and thorough, endless seconds ticking by and Tommy definitely doesn’t listen to any of the complaining going on in the line behind him. Evan does, though, and he very reluctantly pulls his lips away from Tommy’s and blinks in the most adorably flustered way and Tommy’s so, so gone on this man. How did he ever walk away from this?
“Can we talk?” Evan asks breathlessly.
“Please. But maybe later. Your adoring public awaits,” he adds, gesturing with his thumb to the line behind him, still nearly thirty people strong. He can’t blame them, but he’s also feeling a tad possessive so he leans in one more time to press his lips to the apple of Evan’s cheek, causing the blush to intensify when he pulls away.
Tommy begins to turn to walk away, his smile already making his cheeks sore when Evan clears his throat. He raises an eyebrow. “You didn’t pay, you know.” He’s smirking, the little shit.
Before Tommy can make a move, someone in line shouts, “Damn! How much does it cost to get that?”
“That is not for sale,” Evan states with finality, but he’s still looking at Tommy, lips pursing, trying to hold back a full blown grin. There are a few groans from the line.
Tommy reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $100, and slaps it on the table in front of Evan. “What time does your shift end?”
“In thirty minutes.”
“Meet me at the cafe two blocks down. Bring those lips. We’ll talk.” Tommy congratulates himself on being smooth as he smirks right back at the look on Evan’s face.
“Mmm, okay. I’ll bring these lips. But I hope you remember they’re good for more than just talking,” Evan adds as Tommy turns to walk away.
He retracts his self-congratulations as he trips over his own feet.
#bucktommy#911 on abc#911 fic#inspired by a post#thank you Janai for inspiring me! felt so good to write SOMETHING after all this time :)#also I am roughly Tommy's age and I'm hoping this has been a successful deployment of 'rizz' 😂
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we're getting high school byler and I am going to need mike showing up to will's locker, leaning against the ones next to it to talk to him and making will blush because mike's so casual about it
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i think my favourite part of JinMao is that he always gets so upset and serious when he hears about her being mistreated or hurt, and she's like "why does he even care?? it's a mystery" and then never examines it
queen of burying her head in the sand
EXACTLYYYY my guy is so obvious and yet maomao is completely unaware of his pining it’s just like:

but that’s the whole show. and they solve mysteries too ig
#kitty needs to chill#ask#dear-massacre#the apothecary diaries#jinmao#maomao#jinshi#poor jinshi…. rizz flowing from every pore and not a drop hits maomao#i truly believe jinshi could tell her straight up ‘i am in love with you. i want to spend the rest of my life with you.’#and maomao would just go ‘huh i guess he would have a hard time finding a servant girl who doesn’t sexually harass him.’
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teddy want boing boing!
#gay#ihnmaims fanart#ted ihnmaims#am ihnmaims#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#i have no gyatt and i must rizz
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Warriors and Cinderella! I love that you all voted for me to pair them together! Not only are they both ✨ fabulous ✨ but they both value hard work, know what it is like to rise up in the social ladder (from servant to princess/queen, from knight to captain), and both know the importance of courage and kindness!
I feel like Cinderella is also very proper, very composed, polite, and sweet, and I think Wars would really respect that, especially in contrast to Cia (*shudders*).
My favorite part of this one is definitely Cinderella's dress, I would loveeeee to have a dress just like it and it is very self-indulgent lol. I made Cinderella a princess/queen here, like she has already married her Prince Charming and lives with him in the palace.
Warriors, as a Captain, would likely be extremely respectful in her presence, though the other boys might cause a bit of trouble, which would likely cause poor Wars a bit of anxiety lol.
Anyways, I hope you all like this one! Thanks for all of your support on this series! You all are so sweet and I feel so blessed by your encouragement and kindness!! Have a lovely day! 🩵
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu warriors#cinderella#disney princess x lu#myart#digital art#eeeee this was so fun!#the background took the longest#still not sure how i feel about it but it was definitely a great way to experiment with different brushes layer settings etc#you guys i am so excited for christmas!!#i may or may not be brainstorming a themed art piece ;)#thanks for voting on the polls! i love seeing your thoughts and i so appreciate when you all contribute!!#every time i get an activity notification it just makes me smile :)#my little sister said that wars has sigma rizz#and i was just like in gen z terms we call that handsome you tiny brain rotted child 😂😭#hyrule warriors
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Post-Flashpoint comics have been trying to push the idea of Jason as a ladies man and each time I have just not been convinced I say this with all the love in my heart I will concede to the fact that Jason Todd has had sex maybe 3 times. If I’m being generous
#I am not even an aroace Jason truther the way a lot of my dc mutuals are I just don’t see sex/romance as something he necessarily would#seek out. He’s too allergic to vulnerability for that#I don’t see him as completely asexual but def on the spectrum somewhere and he’s got low libido#New earth Jason was too busy being insane to engage in romance and that’s exactly how it should be methinks#too busy scheming to hook up#Jason Todd#dc#also he should have no rizz when it comes to someone he actually likes. I think rhato made that canon actually
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Is this flirting or is this a threat..
if i didn't know any better it kinda looks like he's either flirting or toying with you.. probably both. in his own twisted way..
#npmd#npmd fanart#nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#team starkid#starkid fanart#starkid tinky#tnoy karaxis#lords in black#bastard's box#my art#idle’s art#fanart#idle's art#what am i doing#hes rizzing u pathetic mortals#time bastard
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Biology rizz: I'm jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and I am not.
Volcanologist rizz: damn girl are you volcanic ash and spatter? Because you’re intoxicating
Historical rizz: they’ll call me patron of the arts the way I’m paying for furry porn
Econ rizz: baby, I‘ve got the supplies, the question is, do you have the demand.
Environmental science rizz: I must be the climate crisis the way your ignoring me
Physics rizz: looks like you forgot to account for my gravitational pull
Philosophy rizz: I stopped checking for monsters under the bed when I realized society was the monster
Chemistry rizz: Call me Marie curie bc a hug without u would be life ending
#i am the funniest person alive#196#r/196#/r/196#geology memes#shitpost#chemistry#college memes#rizz#history memes#biology memes#environment#physics memes#college
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Thinking many many thoughts about how Jean was Riko's partner for a YEAR and was still rooming with Goon #3. Because that was how unwilling Riko was to let go of Kevin. And how that implies that Jean was placed as his partner both because of the practicality of Kevin being gone AND as a punishment for letting him go in the first place. Being partners with Jean could actually slow Riko down depending on how often he's hurt (because I don't think Riko was all that exempt from the rules to the point where his partner's performance would completely not matter) and he was still placed there. Riko was just THAT angry at him over Kevin's escape. And all the while he was keeping Kevin's side of room like an altar, even back when he didn't even think Kevin could PLAY, because of an injury he caused.
#'average aftg fan thinks about Kevins side of the room once a day.' factoid. headboard georg (me) is thinking on it at all times#everything about the perfect court makes me so absolutely insane i am chewing on glass#do you guys think that Jean would still have distracted Riko if he knew Kevin was going to leave?#moreover. do you guys REALLY think Jean didn't at least suspect he was leaving#because tsc is probably going to prove me wrong but I think he would and he knew#anyway. i said it before and i will say it again#the kevriko toxic teen girl homoerotic friendship rizz is unparalleled#riko moriyama the man that you are. they could never make me think you're uninteresting I want to use your brain as a saltshaker#I don't think Riko (or Tetsuji for that matter since he prompted it) ever actually realised what Kevin's injury MEANT. like for real#it wasn't putting him in his place it was destroying the very idea of the perfect court. it was DONE#if Kevin hadn't recovered. if the plot of AFTG hadn't happened. how long would it have taken for Riko to realize#that HE killed the very thing he built his life around and was just dragging it behind him like a corpse (Jean)#kevin day#riko moriyama#jean moreau#the sunshine court#all for the game#the perfect court
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Fanart of one of my fave moments of a fic i read and love, "Can you see what i see?" It's just comical to me that Sunset is out here being a chick magnet, utterly oblivious to it. Good for her good for her!!! Writer is @averydays ! Thanks for writing awesomeness =v=
#Rarity absolutely smitten by the most clueless punk girl in canterlot high. oh dear#meanwhile Sunset just pulled the cutest nerd#mlp#the fic is a very sweet time!! lovely ending#gen 4#also avery. I am still waiting for you to check some of my writing 👁️👁️ interested in your thoughts!!#“the return of midnight sparkle” specialy#pony posting#equestria girls#scitwi#fanfiction#writing stuff#mlp gen 4#my little pony#sunset shimmer#rarity#twilight sparkle#sciset#rariset#is that the name of the ship? hmm#SUNSET PULLS BITCHES#Girl got completely oblivious rizz#sunsarity#i think thats it! fun name nyeh
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Nightmare just wanted to pick up cross smh 😔
(Skibidi tw warning ⚠️ ‼️)
Epic sans by @ yugogeer012
Cross sans by @ jakei95
Nightmare sans by @ jokublog
#undertale au#undertale#sans au#art#digital art#dreamtale#nightmare sans#epictale#epic sans#xtale#cross sans#crepic#silly duo#skibidi rizz#i am cringe but i am free
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would you accept 😳👉👈 n2 fics? i have too many ideas lfkgjfkdls

Please send them all to me! I'm craving more N2 content too!
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