#AM I STRAIGHT FOR GIRLS??
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I just remembered Ryan Ross exists oh shit oh fuck.
#wait a fucking moment. is that gay.#am i gay for boys now#AM I STRAIGHT FOR GIRLS??#WAIT WHAT WHAT WAFHJK WHAT THE FUCK HOLD ON#im a boy#even though im still using any pronouns im fairly certain that im a boy#okay. cool#hey guyssss#[insert cool original post tag]
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Jeff Satur | The Paradise of Thorns (วิมานหนาม)
#okay!!!!!! let's go girls#jeff satur#the paradise of thorns#thai drama#userdramas#tuserashinlae#uservik#lextag#tusermona#thaidramas#userpharawee#uservid#rinblr#asiandramasource#lgbtedit#darcey.gif#darcey.txt#darcey.main#i was avoiding this cause i thought jeff and engfa’s characters were gonna get together#and i am profoundly uninterested in straight shit or M/F#but it looks like the gays won on this day fjsjsjs 💪#love wins!!#well. love also loses by the looks of things lmao
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is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals
#AAAAA I AM SO PROUD OF THIS#for reference i NEVER draw backgrounds#i just whipped this straight outta my ass#and it was SUPER FUN#also i colour theoried the hell out of this one#and i did it all fast and loose so it was not stressful i just had a great time#thats just the power of percabeth i think#anyway ive been thinking abt them a lot#especially annabeth....#to this day i really cant think of any other characters that are booksmart with 2 canon learning disabilities#that really meant the world to me when i was first reading this series!!!#also shes just the bestest ever#one of my main gripes with the show was just that i felt annabeth lost a lot of that dimensionality#leah sava jeffries girl u ate that up but im sorry they didnt give u enough to eat#idk maybe thats just me bc i have such an attachment to annabeth#shes really cool guys#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#pjo#pjo fanart#percabeth fanart#art by cricket
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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v tired of coming out to ppl who are familiar and accepting of the aroace term, who then still turn around and say "yeah but you might still one day meet someone, right?" like I promise you most aspec ppl are aware it's an option, but it's still rude
I get you're trying to be supportive, but it still comes off as "don't worry, perhaps you're not really aroace/broken"
#work colleague: 'well i didnt find love until i was in my 30s'#okay but you still felt attraction??? you still knew you liked boys and girls from a young age??#ace#asexual#aro#aromantic#aroace#aspec#maybe one day i will meet someone!#but there's a good chance any 'romantic' relationship i get into will be more a qpp#you wouldnt go up to a straight girl and go 'perhaps you havent met the right girl yet'#why is it okay to backseat diagnose an aspec's identity?#i am. tired
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Saturday Night - 2024
October 11th 1975
Gilda: "You get to be the hot one." Laraine: "Jane's the hot one." Jane: "I'm the mom... The still fuckable mom."
#Saturday Night#Saturday Night 2024#Spoilers#Saturday Night Spoilers#The Not Ready for Prime Time Players#dan aykroyd#chevy chase#Jane Curtin#garrett morris#Laraine Newman#Gilda Radner#Cory Michael Smith#Ella Hunt#Dylan O'Brien#Emily Fairn#Lamorne Morris#Kim Matula#my gifs#movie edits#Movies : Biopic#Movies : Saturday Night#I like it very much they did a great job and not just the not ready for prime time players#everyone was great I am so excited to watch it again hopefully soon#Also as a Jane fan I am SOOO glad the let her be fun and playful#I think Jane gets a wrap for being very strict and straight when really she's just discipline and hard working#but she is also insanely quick witted and funny and playful and the movie portrayed that which I love#I also loved that the movie wasn't about the not ready for prime time players it was about Loren and trying to pull the show together#but the cast was still there and they each had a moment#I also loved that the girls were almost always together playing around in the background#SNL 50
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ngl i love how we all looked at chloe charming and collectively went: yup thats a lesbian
#its so hilarious to me#little to no one is debating her being straight or bi#just saw those baby blue curls and her sword and went#ho thats a girl kisser#chloe charming#d:ror#descendants the rise of red#descendants rise of red#glassheart#charminghearts#edit: just wanted to add that i too am a lesbian#i’m also a fencer therefore also a sword lesbian#i saw chloe and went ah thats so me but was very surprised when other people saw it too
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breaking the sign in two by how hard im tapping it
#im putting the word queerbait in a very tall box on a very tall shelf and none of you get it back until you actually learn the definition#sjonnies edits#queerbait#queer media#queer#queer issues#there are real queerbaits! a lot of them! but i am SO sick and tired of everything that's not explicitly stated be called queerbait#or when the focus in an action movie is not the full romance#would the hero and the girl have kissed in a straight action movie? sure. but even now more often than not that doesn't happen or the focus#is different entirely#the world doesn't change overnight. but you know what helps changing it? watching the media that's implying it! NORMALISING THAT MEDIA!#showing the studios that it isn't popularity suicide. encouraging actors to diversify and give them the respect they need without turning#every conversation an actor playing a queer character into what their sexuality is!#venom#deadpool and wolverine#loki#911#<- which. btw. fucking INSANE thing to say#also queer characters CANNOT be used for queerbait#QUEER CHARACTERS CANNOT BE USED FOR QUEERBAIT#they can be buried! but they CANNOT be used for queerbait because they. are. queer.
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"Do we have a deal?"
#billford#I had this idea at like 6pm bro. its fuckin 12:30 am rn. It was just a little idea now its fuckin 2 PAGES#sat and spent like 5 hours straight on this. i haven't been able to focus on ANYTHING for that long since before i stopped adderall bro 😭#toxic old man yaoi has me in a fucking chokehold girl i am NOT ok tf#gravity falls au#if you could call it an AU lol. the ''what if ford pulled a beauty and the beast'' AU#my art#art blog#gravity falls#bill cipher#bill x ford#bill x stanford#book of bill#stanford x bill#the book of bill#stanford#stanford pines#stan x bill#standford pines#gravity falls stanford#ford x bill#toxic old man yaoi#toxic yaoi#toxic old men yaoi#old man yaoi#billford fanart#billford au#billford comic#billford art#comic
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loving chappell roan's music and vibe and also having a positive association bc her music was shown to me by my favorite person in the world but slowly developing a chappell roan intolerance over time bc people keep telling me i Look Like Her Except Fat
#fattell roannnnnn fattelll roan#i am getting more and more annoyed LMAO I GET IT all gay icons are skinny can we move on#would yall even like her if she Wasn't stick thin?#girl i'm not a fatter chappell roan she's a skinny sergle#sergle.txt#i so badly need more fat musicians to have cult followings. adele is gone#and people aren't interested in lizzo anymore#and they're straight anyways#i swear to god yall are going to make me dye my hair black or something#I Prefer Being Told I Look Like Weird Al!
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“im a hater at heart” and its biphobia
#was forced to see bg3 shit takes and now i am capital p Pissed#also misogyny ‘straight girls romancing astarion/modding/etc’ like#did they kill ur grandma?? or are you using ‘straight’ to justify being misogynistic to women because you dont make the same choices#and ‘this character is def gay!! no way theyr bi’ and their ‘proof’ is homophobic stereotypes#be normal
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fortiche studios please make her a canon dyke please and thank u
Men DNI
#seeing her shipped with men disgusts me on another level#sorry not sorry this is a DYKE#first. eughhhh#saw her w s*lco#ew#and then someone was talking sbout viktor#EUWGH#get those scrawny rats away from her#the straights have mels mom#sevika is for the girls#‘but it’s harmless!! let people have fun!!’#no❤️#I am mentally unwell about this woman!! it DOES harm me seeing her w a man 👎#im gonna manifest#🕯🕯🕯🕯👩❤️💋👩Lesbian Sevika👩❤️💋👩🕯🕯🕯🕯#and before any whiny bitches get defensive#no i do not see her as a lesbian because she’s muscular#i see her as a lesbian because i really really love her and i like to self project onto my fav characters#sorry to rant but christ ik someone out there feels the same 😭#sevika#arcane#I need shimmer sev so bad omfg like#just look at her#meowwwwwwwww#meowmeowmeow
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happy pride month to the sci-fi yuri trifecta that is Bioman, Changeman, and Flashman
#tokupmg#bioman#changeman#flashman#they really started off two-girl teams with a bang i'll tell you what#bioman - scifi yuri robot flavoured#changeman - scifi yuri soldier flavoured#flashman - scifi yuri alien flavoured#jun saves hikaru from situations - hikaru saves jun from spiders#sayaka is who you go to when someone needs s stern talking to - mai is who you go to when you need someone beat up#sara 'fall makes me feel romantic' - lou 'fall makes me feel hungry'#thank you for listening#these sets of suits are some of my favourites in the franchise ngl#love the skirtless girls love the round helmet shapes love the straight across visors#white base suits >>>>>> black base suits#(i'm scared to keep watching maskman on account of i am trans masc and dont want to have my feelings hurt)#(someone tell me if those girls continue the yuri or not)
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i think one reason some lgbt people are very intense with their identities online is because they don't get to express themselves in a sufficient way irl or at all due to lgbtphobic environment, lack of queer friends, self-repression, guilt, etc etc. so for that reason if you wanna make being gay a personality on your blog then idgaf go ahead the world is cruel enough to you, this is your space and you can do whatever you want
#at least this is the case for me#i need to larp a straight girl 24/7 and wear things i dont like for my safety irl so if u see me enacting down bad dykery online thats just#the repression breaking out.#mochats#lesbian#queer talk at 3 am#we need to stop scrambling for material or philosophical value to anything we do. some people just go on here to have fun in ways they-#-couldnt irl#be the horrible repulsive passionate lesbian you want to see in the world#and i mean it with my heart#even if ur not repressed irl u still get to be free btw
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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT
#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience#compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened#OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM#she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute#im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL#im never gonna forget this EVER#breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you#SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG#what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above#SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane
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comic diary 05/25/24
#furry#furry art#comic#dog furry#fursona#diary comic#dog girl#artists on tumblr#i love mouse and seal dearly but it's honestly very funny and clear that they are both very straight and i am very not in the last panel#my skillful depiction of seal's all lulu lemon wardrobe (affectionate)
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