#Me and my horrible ass backgrounds 😭😭

[taruruchi]

𝐃𝐚𝐲 4: 𝐏𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲𝐨

Inspired by this post by @h0neybane !!

Random note I just wanna mention: Evelyn's drawing didn't have a veil and the crown/tiara (what's the difference) but I was looking at Ariel's wedding dress and wanted to reference those parts of the fit HSBDJNSFN

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[ch6rm]

♱ ࣪˖ date night — chris sturniolo

. . . you're caught up in a terrible date, and a rescue from chris turns into something more than just a friendly favor.

˖ warnings. smut (fingering, no actual p in v, implied sex), confessing feelings kinda(?)

˖ soph's note. first one shot, and whoever requested this im so sorry it took forever 😭

the restaurant was a cozy italian place, tucked in a quiet corner of the city. candlelit tables, soft music playing in the background, and a warm basket of breadsticks in front of you—it was exactly what came to your mind when you thought of a perfect date. tonight was anything but that. it would’ve been perfect, if only the person sitting across from you wasn’t so insufferable. you felt like you were being held hostage, forced to listen to him talk about himself and nothing else. your friend was a horrible match maker.

within five minutes of sitting down, he’d managed to interrupt you twice. you sat across from him, trying to force a polite smile as he launched into yet another story about himself. here we go again….

“oh, and i’m super into traveling,” he continued, leaning back in his chair with a smug grin. “but only first-class, you know? i work too hard to settle for anything less.” how had we even gotten to the topic of traveling?

“oh…” you nod absentmindedly. gosh, this guy was a jerk. you glanced around the restaurant as he spoke, hoping the waiter would interrupt with the check.

he obviously didn’t notice your lack of enthusiasm as he dove into yet another story, leaning forward in his chair enthusiastically. how many stories was this guy pulling out of his ass? you fought the urge to roll your eyes. you’d been here for over an hour and he’s barely asked you a single question all night.

“anyway,” he said, waving a hand, “enough about me. what do you think about my watch?”

you blinked, staring at the obnoxiously large gold watch on his wrist. “it’s… nice?”

“right?” he grinned, clearly fishing for compliments. “cost me a fortune, but hey, i deserve it. gotta treat yourself, right?”

you tried to stay optimistic, but as the evening dragged on, you could feel yourself mentally checking out. when he started boasting about how many instagram followers he had, you knew you were done. you needed an escape.

forcing another smile, you reached for your phone under the table, sending a text to chris, hoping he could save you from this nightmare of a date. you: can u please pick me up? this date is a total disaster

you press send, fingers anxiously tapping on the table as you await chris’ response, the man in front of you too caught up in his life story to notice your anxious glances around the restaurant. finally, your phone buzzed.

chris: wya?

you sent him the address, feeling a rush of relief knowing you were gonna be out of here soon. there was so much precious time wasted on this stupid date, and you mentally cursed yourself for even giving this guy a chance.

ten minutes later, you spotted chris’ car through the window. you began to speak, cutting the guy off mid-sentence as you stood abruptly, grabbing your purse. “im really sorry, i’ve got to go,”

“what? why?” he looked genuinely confused, furrowing his brows as he saw you getting ready to leave so sudden.

“something came up,” you lied, giving him a sympathetic look, already heading for the door before he could say another word. chris was leaning against his car, arms crossed, his expression one of amusement as you both got in the car.

“rough night?” he asked as you approached.

“you have no idea,” you groaned, slipping into the passenger seat. chris climbed in after you, pulling away from the curb. almost immediately, you launched into a rant, frustration bubbling over as you spoke about everything that went wrong. chris listened, feeding into your frustration as he let out a sarcastic remark every now and then.

eventually, your complaints died down, and with nowhere else to head, chris pulled into an vacant parking lot as the car was engulfed with a comfortable silence.

“thanks for coming to get me,” you say, glancing over at him. “i couldn’t handle another second there. he was driving me insane.”

chris chuckled, his fingers drumming lightly on the steering wheel. “‘s no big deal, really.”

you give him a soft smile, glancing around the empty parking lot. the only light came from the dim glow of a nearby streetlamp. for a moment, neither of you spoke. you shifted in your seat, looking over to chris as his fingers stilled against the wheel. you couldn’t help but notice the way the light hit his face, accentuating his cheekbones and jawline. you stared for a second longer before your voice broke the silence.

“but seriously,” you begin, “you’re always there for me. i really appreciate that, chris.”

chris turns to you fully, his expression softening at your words. “of course,” he says, his voice quiet, “i’ll always be there for you. ‘s cause i care about you. you know that, right?” he looks over at you, and the sincerity in his voice made your chest tighten.

“i know,” you nod, looking away from his gaze, “i care about you, too.” you feel a rush of heat rise up to your cheeks as you speak. why were you getting so flustered?

something shifted in his expression as you said that, his playful demeanor no where to be found as your eyes met his again. “you’re not just saying that?” he asked, leaning in slightly, his hand resting on the steering wheel.

“no,” you murmured, the word catching in your throat. you watch as his gaze dropped to your lips for a split second before darting back up to your eyes, and you found your pulse beginning to quicken.

“okay, cause i mean it. i care do about you—a lot." his voice lingered on the last word, and the way he said it made you feel a way you couldn’t quite explain.

you swallowed hard, unsure of what to say. his eyes were locked on yours, and you felt unable to look away. it felt like he could see straight through you, past all your nervousness and hesitation, and straight to the way your heart was pounding.

“chris…" you started, but his name barely left your lips as he leaned in, his hand slipped from the wheel. you felt his fingertips brush lightly against your arm, sending a shiver down your spine.

"tell me to stop," he murmured, his voice low and his breath warm against your cheek. his eyes flickered to your lips again, lingering this time. but you didn’t tell him to stop.

his lips met yours, tentative at first, like he wanted to make sure this was real. but when you responded, your hand moving to cup the side of his face, his hesitation disappeared. the kiss deepened, and you soon felt yourself being pulled onto his lap, now straddling him. warmth flooded through you as he gripped your waist, fingers digging into your hips. you felt the kiss becoming needier, his hands moving to pull you closer, deepening the kiss. your hands find their way to his hair, softly tugging at the strands as he lets out a quiet groan into your mouth. his hands moved to your thighs, rubbing up and down before they slipped under your jean skirt to tease around the soft lace of your underwear. chris pulls away, beginning to pepper kisses down your jawline and to your neck as his fingers inched closer to your clothed core.

his middle finger delicately brushed over your cunt, feeling the wetness seep through your panties as you let out a gasp, your hold on him tightening.

“you want me to stop?” he murmurs into your neck, beginning to add more pressure with his fingers. you quickly shake your head, mumbling out a desperate ‘no’ before you feel him slip two of his fingers into your panties, groaning at the feeling of your wetness. you let out a moan as he teases your entrance, slipping his two fingers inside you effortlessly.

“fuck,” you breathe out, and chris begins to pump his fingers into and out of you, curling his fingers as he elicits another moan from you, your grip on his hair tightening.

chris leaves hot and opened mouth kisses on your neck—the pace of his fingers quickening. he continued to bite and suck at your neck in response to your whimpers, his free hand coming up to squeeze at your tits as you bucked your hips into his hand, the knot in your stomach threatening to snap.

“i’m gonna cum, chris,” you whine, your head falling against his shoulder before you felt him remove his fingers, bringing them to his mouth as he tasted your arousal, leaving you whiney and needy for more.

chris patted your hip, urging you to get up as he spoke, “backseat, now.”

© ch6rm

[milesandcorysupermacy]

All jokes, mami

42!Miles Morales x Hothead!Black!Reader

Genre: Angst to fluff

Warnings: First time writing but I think it's pretty good 🤷🏾‍♀️, use of n word, cursing, Miles crying, mentions of trust issues, that's it I think

Word Bank: Hija: daughter Bien: Good Muy Bien: Very Good. Ay Dios mio: oh my God Tia: Aunt

Summary: You're having a great time with Miles, Talking about drama and laughing your ass off! But, when you go in the bathroom you find some press on nails that DAMN sure aint yours, and are WAY too dramatic to be his mom's. What do you do?

You're sitting in Miles' room. 'Neon Guts' by Lil Uzi Vert and Pharell playing in the background. You guys are doing what yall usually do, gossip about things that go on at Visions.

"Nah, that nigga was trippin', ma. In what world is it EVER ok to crease another man's forces? I'm not the issue."

Miles said in his own blissfully ignorant (hilarious) way. Talking about yet, another incident he's had within the past two weeks with the same guy, Bryson. He hates this man with everything in him. You try to get them to stick together since they're 2 of the handful of students that are minorities. But, as I said earlier, he's ignorant.

"Bae, I get that, I do. The forces were clean. Fresh out the box." You say, trailing off. Playing with your faux locs, thinking of what to say next. Trying to tread carefully because you know Bryson is a sensitive topic. He's your ex, and yall are still cool. But, Miles just NEEDS to be throwing blows with him all the time.

"But that doesn't mean you punch him in the face! A simple 'Ay watch where you goin' bro' would've worked perfectly, but now he look like a busted, lightskin, balloon." You say doing a horrible impression of Miles and his suave brooklyn accent.

Miles chuckles at your description of Bryson, deciding to add onto it.

"Nah, he don't look like no balloon. His ass look like a clown. Matter a fact, a whole ass circus, and he the star. That nigga a bitch anyway. He really think he look like Drake?Nah, bro. Yo ass look like French Montana, stop playin'. Like, Drake? Nah nigga more like Brake, because he needa pump the brakes and slow down before Plankton come and steal the secret formula for that big ass forehead! Cartoon looking ass." Miles said breaking you two out into a fit of laughter. Silent laughter. The worst kind of laughter.

The laughter where you two are just rocking back and forth on his bed, slapping each other's arms and legs, wheezing slightly, and barely gasping for air. You two calm down and you think of a joke. You gasp from realization.

"Nah, because why do he for real laugh like Mr. Krabbs?" You say laughing again. Miles starts laughing too. Snorting this time, which only adds to the excitement.

"I love how funny I made you, Mami. I'm rubbing off on you, bien. Muy Bien." Miles says in a slightly creepy way.

"Damn, I can't even get credit for being funny, Morales?" You say pretending to be offended.

"No, it's better like this." He says before giving you a peck on the cheek and putting his hand around your waist.

After like 5 mins of talking about more drama at Visions (with no laughing fits). You and Miles settle down and start cuddling. With 'Good Days' By Sza in the background. You wrap your arms around his back, with your legs on the outside of his. Miles, just laying on his back and wrapping his arms around your waist. (I hope this makes sense 😭) Cuddling in a bear hug kind of position. You guys stayed like this for about an hour, and just as you're about to doze off, unlike Miles who fell asleep 20 minutes ago. You have to pee.

You slip your hands from around his back, and try to subtly move his hands from your waist, but he woke up. Damn, getting to the bathroom is not gonna be easy with his clingy ass.

"Where ya goin', mamas?" Miles mumbles half asleep, with a raspy voice. Your heart flutters from the nickname.

'How tf does he have this affect on me, and he's half asleep?' You thought.

"Baby, I gotta pee. I'll be right back, ok?" You say trying to dumb it down since only half of his brain works at the moment.

"No, you're gonna take too long. Just stay with me, we'll get you a pamper or sum." He says gripping your waist even tighter. You usually would've given up because of how sweet he was being, but you deadass were gonna pee on yourself.

"Miles." You say sternly. He lets your waist go with a dramatic sigh, and you walk into the bathroom.

You do your business, flush the toilet, and walk over to the sink, starting to wash your hands. But- oh, what's this?

You pick up a pack of orange, rhinestone, one inch, press on nails. You don't wear press on nails. Shit, Miles would know because he pays for you to get your nails done. You feel the anger boiling inside of you. Maybe they're his mom's? No, she hates orange. It reminds her of Halloween. "The devil's holiday". You remember that's what she calls it and you start to smirk. No! You're supposed to be mad right now. You finish wiping your hands on a paper towel and throw it away. Grabbing the nails and marching into Miles' room.

You see miles on his phone, he must've been waiting for you to come back. Or texting his other ho-

"Hey, Ma-"

"Whose nails are these?" You say throwing the box at his face.

He groans and inspects the box, tilting his head in confusion. "I dunno, these seem a little too... crazy to be yours, why?" He says completely oblivious.

"Nigga" You chuckle from anger, pacing around the room. "Stop playing dumb. Miles you're not stupid, you've never been stupid. So I know you understand what pisses me off, and one of those things is lying. Imma ask you one more time, Miles Gonzalo Morales. Who's fucking nails are these?" You spat gritting your teeth during the last sentence. Miles shot up out of the bed, knowing what you were getting at. Trying to convince you with all his heart he'd never do that. This poor boy has lost enough, and he's not about to lose you to a pair of ugly ass nails.

"Mami, I promise I don't know who's nails those are, It's wild that you're even accusing me of this right now. You came over every day this week!" Miles expresses, desperately trying to give you enough evidence.

"Yea, and I always come over after school, maybe your hoes have a scheduled time for after I leave. Who is this bitch? Hm, Miles? Is it that Mexican girl on the 2nd floor, she seems like she's our age." You scream at him, sure that Rio had woken up from her post-work nap.

"Mami, I don't love anyone but you, I promise, ok? Even if I did, with all the money I spend on yo shit. You really think I have enough to buy another girl some nails?" He shouts back. Pointing to the Gucci Mini-Purse he got you for Christmas, he had saved up all year to buy it ever since he saw you eyeing it at the mall. But he could have it back now and give it to his other hoe.

"You know what? You can have this back since my only purpose is being a charity case, fuck nigga." You say taking out your keys, phone, headphones, Lip Gloss, and card out of the purse, shoving it in your pockets. Throwing the purse at him.

"Mami, you serious right now? Sit yo hot-headed ass down and listen to me, you actin' crazy!" Miles grimaced realizing what he just said already knowing your reaction.

"CRAZY?!?!?! I WILL SHOW YO ASS CRA-"

"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? Dios mio¡ It sounds like the real housewives in here. Hija, what did he do this time?" Rio asked.

"Mama Rio, who's nails are these?" You ask her. (She gave you permission to call her that after the 6th dinner together, don't worry)

"¡Ay! I was looking for those, they're Miles' Tia's. She came over yesterday, and was showing me them. She took them from Miles' cousin because that little mama is only 12 and does not need those." She said grabbing the nails and walking out the room to call his Tia. Leaving you and Miles in the most awkward silence. You slowly turn around to see Miles standing there. You thought he would have some sassy remark but no. His lip was starting to quiver and you knew what was next. He starts letting tears fall which surprised you.

"Papa, why are you crying?" You say walking over to hug him. Feeling the worst guilt ever.

"I....I thought you we're gonna leave me, Mami. I would *hiccup* never do something like that to you. Honestly if the roles were reversed I'd forgive you. I don't think I can even see my life without you. I'm so sorry." He says.

"Miles..." You whisper.

"It's not your fault I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. You've done nothing to prove that you're untrustworthy. I have trust issues and that's something I need to work on. Not you. I'm so sorry, baby" You say sitting down on the bed for one of the most needed cuddle sessions yall have ever had. And after a few minutes of comfortable silence, Miles breaks the ice.

"What if I just made my mom cover for me, and I am cheating on you?" He asks with a shit eating grin.

"Miles..." You warn

"All jokes, mami"

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FIRST FIC! what'd yall think? I'll accept constructive criticism. If you have a request or a way for me to make my writing better, just send a ask!

[tkdrawz]

Some of the TMNT fandom (and, frankly, society) really ain't shit.🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[From left to right: Princess Fiona (Ogress Form) (Shrek) Eep (The Croods) Gloria (Madagascar) Dijonay Jones (The Proud Family) Luisa Madrigal (Encanto) April O'Neil (TMNT Mutant Mayhem)]

These ladies are female protagonists in their respective franchises. All of them have different body types that contrast from the default thin, petite body type that we're used to seeing. And all of them are BEAUTIFUL! 💖

Three of these ladies became love interests that ended up in healthy relationships with partners who love them for who they are. Also, four of them are women of color. (idk if Fiona counts. While she is green, she started off white so... 50/50? 🤷🏾‍♀️) That part is especially relevant to this post because Twitter got me EFFED UP. I'M ON ONE, ON TWO, ON THREE TODAY!

So the concept art of Mutant Mayhem's April O'Neil was revealed by James A. Castillo, an artist who worked on the movie.

And people are DRAGGING HIM LEFT AND RIGHT! Being disrespectful to both him and April's design. I can tell you right now not even a third of those quotes aren't positive! There is a vast difference between criticism and insults:

💛"I do not like this design. Besides the color yellow and her red/ginger hair, she simply doesn't read as April O'Neil." That's criticism. This expresses disproval of the design without any vulgarities.

💔"Rethink your entire career. "Artist" my ass! This shit is garbage! She looks like she sleeps in a van and smokes so much weed she reeks of it. You failed." That's disrespect. And I don't think I need to tell you why.

Normally, I tend not to discuss such sensitive topics on my blog (religion, politics, discrimination of ANY kind, etc.) for my sanity and out of respect for others with opposing views. But today, I will make an exception.

I would love to include Luisa, who alongside April was mocked and disrespected heavily for her appearance, but I wanted to speak on this matter from the perspective of a plus-sized African American woman. Luisa comes from an completely different background whose culture and standards I am not entirely familiar with. I can't speak on what I don't know. Respectfully.💜

In the black community, women are faced with colorism, texturism, constant comparison, and body image negativity on a daily basis. And a good amount of it comes from our own community! Our shade, our 4C hair, our weight, our attractiveness, our lifestyle! It's brutal out here!😭😭😭

However, in terms of media a plus-sized black girl is seen as ghetto, loud, and undesirable with a side of attitude. The best example I can think of is Dijonay from The Proud Family.

This is the show I grew up on! The theme song, the characters, the Suga Mama, ICONIC! I love Dijonay to pieces, but as I grew up I realize that she was, in some aspects, a negative portrayal. She was always chasing instead of being "the chase". She was a horrible friend to Penny. And she sucumbed to a lot of negative stereotypes with barely any redeeming qualities. And this was very disheartening considering that she was the darkest one in the group. And the heaviest. And as a little chubby wubby in the 2000s with THIS as my representation? I have to give the writers a bit of the side eye. Was she any better in The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder? To that I would say.... meh. I love her in the reboot, but they could do so much more with her in my opinion. I still haven't seen them address the issue of colorism. 👀

While she is not a human, Gloria is voiced by a black woman (Jada Pinkett Smith) and imitates the sass of a black woman so... yeah. She's included. Gloria was persued by two men. One was the suave, flexing hippo Motto Motto. And the other was her friend/neighbor from her childhood Melman. She chose the latter for good reason of course. Now in Madagascar, Gloria wasn't mocked or criticized for her weight. In fact, hippos are known for their weight. However, she was seemingly fetishized for it. By Motto Motto to be exact. And being fetishized is NOT better than being ridiculed.

Unlike Dijonay, April was the chase, a love interest for Leonardo. I admit, I was SHOCKED that she was gonna be persued. Let alone that the writers wanted to try another Turtle/April pairing considering how April and Donnie went...😬. Now her backlash was on a completely different level. One that I wasn't even prepared for....

While Gloria and Dijonay are original characters, Mutant Mayhem's April O'Neil is a different interpretation of the character that has existed since the 80's. The same can be said for the Turtles, Splinter, literally everybody else! Every show and movie for that matter! And with every story, she changes. Design, motivation, relationships/dynamics, even race as of lately. All of it changes. And change isn't bad. In my opinion, it keeps things fresh and interesting instead of spoon feeding us the same story and concepts over and over again. Change challenges us. Change motivates us. However, some people don't like change nor want to accept it and adjust. And that's life. That's just the way it is. But change is necessary in order to progress.

She wasn't bad in the movie AT ALL. I absolutely adored her! And the dynamic between her and Leo wasn't akward or uncomfortable at all. It was handled really well. Ayo Ediberi did an incredible job bringing her to life! (GOD, I loved her in The Bear! Shameless plug lol)

That being said, I understand some of the sensitivity that fans have when a character changes so drastically you can barely recongnize them anymore beyond the bare minimun. (See also Sonic Boom's Knuckles) But the blatant discrimination, rude comments, and the boldness, THE AUDACITY, that some of these nasty Twitter fingers with their dirty fingernails have to type such disrespect to the artist that I can't repeat up here was wild af. Like, I can't believe we have to share a planet with some of them! Uggh!😷(But that's Twitter 24/7 so what's new?) Her and Rise April don't deserve the hate they get. You don't have to like them. Art is subjective. But to insult and harrass the artists and the people who look like the characters, then mask it under the umbrella of "tHaTs mY oPiNiOn" is 🐱. I said what I said. And I will say that shit again.

Also, just because she's black doesn't mean we can't have another white April O'Neil ever again. We know goodness well they could make another iteration of TMNT and make her white if they wanted to. Heck, I encourage them to explore other races and cultures too! New York is full of them! And it's not like all the other versions of April up and vanished. You can watch them anytime on Hulu, Netflix, Paramount Plus, etc.

One more point I'd like to make is that I am an African American woman who is currently on a weight loss journey. As a plus-sized girl, I had incredibly low self-esteem and picked up toxic, unhealthy eating habits from starving myself to overeating BECAUSE I starved myself. Also, I have experienced both sides from being disrespected and made fun of to being complimented and persued. I was at my biggest weight 2 years ago and I have made incredible progress to lose weight since then. People can lose weight. It is achievable! I went to school with some people who were way bigger than me that lost the weight by senior year! Just because she's big in this movie doesn't mean she can't lose weight by the sequel. Like I've said before, it's not wrong to encourage health and fitness!💪🏾 In life, they call this a glow up. A "remember how you treated them in high school" type of comeback. People can, and are allowed to, change. And it's not wrong to embrace your body and the skin you're in. It's all relative!💖

This post isn't to convince you to change your mind. And it won't make the bullies go away. I can't change the world overnight, nor am I trying to. At the end of the day, you're the consumer. It's your choice. Your prefrence. I can't tell you how to think.

I just wanted to spread a bit of awareness that plus sized people exist. And they will always exist. Everyone is deserving of representation in media in all facets. No matter their shape, size, shade, or sexuality. There are so many people from different walks of life who deserve to be seen and on screen. And the amount of visibility for black girls this year alone is amazing! And I want the same for other women of color, too!

Don't let this trash ass society and the people in it who prefer AI/robots over human beings, fake over real, and bad over good tell you otherwise. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. YES I AM TALKING TO YOU. YOU ARE AMAZING! YOU DESERVE ALL THE GOOD THINGS IN LIFE AND MORE. YOUR STORY CAN CHANGE LIVES. BEING A GOOD, HARD WORKING PERSON DOES PAY OFF IN THE LONG RUN! YOU ABSOLUTELY MATTER IN THIS LIFE AND THE NEXT. WE SEE YOU. I SEE YOU. AND I ADORE YOU. RAISE YOUR SELF ESTEEM, ADJUST YOUR CROWN, WEAR IT PROUD, AND DO YOUR BEST!

Be good to one another. Take care.

💙 -TK

[panjakes]

You could write with Jaehyun and her girlfriend her and black is overweight and her hair is red pulled to curly or curly orange they are in the living room late at night talking random things while drinking wine and after 1 am he puts Debarge - I Like It to play in the labil and asks her to dance in the middle of the room with him, when she goes to kiss him, he smiles if he wants to continue with a smut, okay 😅 I just have no creativity for this census

Warnings: Cussing, unprotected sex(wrap the Willy) I do apologize if it’s horrible😭

“But no it honestly gives me the ick!”

“A lot of things give you the ick sweetheart” Jaehyun says smiling

“They do not!” Yn says giving her boyfriend a small shove

“They do” he says nodding

“They don’t” Yn says sternly

Jaehyun sits up from the couch putting his wine glass on the table before crossing his legs and rolling his eyes

“Babe! That’s so annoying it literally gave me the ick! Jaehyun! Babe! That was annoying it gave me the ick!” Jaehyun says trying to put on a girly voice

“I do not sound like that!” Yn says rolling her eyes

“You do that’s why your sipping on your wine ever so quietly” Jaehyun says chuckling

Yn glares up at him looking him up and down

“Shut up you don’t know me” Yn say’s jokingly causing the couple to laugh

“Ya know I like this color on you” Jaehyun says going to put his hands in the girls curly hair only for her to slap his hand away

“Thank you, and I liked blond on you” Yn says sitting her glass down

“But I’m not blind right now?” Jaehyun says

“Oh I know” Yn says making Jaehyun glare at her

“You don’t like me with black hair?” He asks

“I like you with all hair colors”

“That’s not what I asked you”

“And I never said that” Yn shoots back

“Yeah whatever” Jaehyun says shaking his head

Soon I like it to play in the labil started to play softly in the background causing Jaehyun to put his glass down

“Mm! Babe get up!” He says standing up

“Stand up? Why?” Yn asks

“Let’s dance! Dance with me!” Jaehyun says with a goofy smile

“Jaeeeee no I’m tipsy!” Yn says with a whine

“It’s okay I got you” Jaehyun says pulling the girl from off the couch

Placing his hand on her lower back and then the other in Yn’s hand.

“I swear if you let my drunk ass fall” Yn says making Jaehyun throw his head back in laughter

“Your not drunk, at least not yet, we haven’t even finished the bottle” Jaehyun says as they both begin to sway to the music

“Are we going to finish it?” Yn asks

“Nah, don’t want your drunk ass to fall” Jaehyun says making the girl smack her lips but her boyfriends laugh was contagious and it made her laugh as well

Jaehyun stared down at his girlfriend who laid her head on his chest.

“Babe”

Yn looks up at Jaehyun with her big brown eyes

“Yes?”

Jaehyun says nothing as he leans down to kiss her glossy plush lips. The sweet kiss soon turned into a steamy hot lustful kiss.

Jaehyun’s hands run down her curves giving them a little squeeze here and there. The two pull away from the kiss out of breath

“That wine got too you huh?” Yn asks with a raised brow

“Yeah, you too apparently” Jaehyun says smirking

Yn smirks pulling away from Jaehyun’s arms slowly walking towards the back. Jaehyun gives her a confused look raising his brow

“Well? Aren’t you coming?” Yn asks

“And where are we going?” Jaehyun asks with a smirk slowly walking over too her

“To the bedroom, it’s up to you if your going to follow me or not” she says turning around slowly pulling the straps of her dress down off her shoulders

Jaehyun smirks with a nod

“I think I’m going to join you” he says walking closer to her grabbing her by the waist

“Well hurry, I’m very impatient” Yn says returning the smirk

Jaehyun chuckles before pushing her into the room and then onto the bed. She was in for a long night.

(Pov change)

Jaehyun watched as you slowly strip yourself from your dress. Watching as your breast fell from the stretchy fabric. Once the dressed pooled onto the floor at your feet, you climbed onto the bed telling Jaehyun to come to you with a wave of your finger.

Jaehyun wastes no time climbing onto the bed to rest between your legs. His eyes scanning your face and your body. His mouth watered at the sight of your bare chest. He starts to place small wet kisses on your neck. He kisses your lips then he kisses all the way down to your chest latching his lips around your brown areoles.

“Mm, Jae”

With a hum, Jaehyun’s fingers dance around the band of your panties soon slipping slipping his fingers inside of your panties rubbing at your bud.

“Take these off” he says pulling at the fabric

“You take them off” you shoot back smartly

“I will” he says placing a flat hand smack onto your thigh making you whine

Very slowly and teasingly, Jaehyun takes your panties off throwing them behind him in the room somewhere. Soon his clothes were of and he Takes his previous spot, Jaehyun’s hands immediately go to your thighs squishing the fat flesh in his hands enjoying the way it spilt out of his hands.

“ I love you so much” Jaehyun whispers

“I love you too” you whisper back

Taking both of calf’s into his hands, Jaehyun lines himself up with entrance and slowly push through causing the two of you to moan. He groans throwing his head back. Looking down at you, he sees you already staring up at him with hooded eyes and your lips are slightly parted from the moans that left your mouth.

“So pretty” Jaehyun mumbles leaning down to kiss your now smudged gloss lips.

“Jaeee” you moan against his lips. He takes your legs wrapping them around his waist. His thrust going deeper and faster.

Wrapping his arms around your body he flips the both of you around catching you by surprise

“Jaehyun!” You shout

“Shh. Shut up and ride me” he says placing both hands on your waist. Before you could say anything else he places a smack to your thighs causing you to shut your mouth

Groaning Jaehyun bucks his hips up into yours. You put your hands on his chest to steady yourself as he thrust her rougher

“Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum” you let out a whimper

“Me too, cum with me” Jaehyun says in a questionable tone. Jaehyun’s arms reaches between your sweaty bodys allowing his finger to find their way to your clit. Rubbing fast circles on your throbbing bud almost making you reach your climax instantly and with him not far behind.

You climb off him laying down next to him on the bed. The room was hot and filled with both of your pants

“So, wanna finish that bottle of wine?” Jaehyun asks making you giggle

“I think it’s time to put the wine up and join me for a bath” you say making him nod

“I like you idea a whole lot better” he says going to put the wine in the fridge and soon meeting you in the bathroom

[goldenbloodytears]

Do u think Danny would be okay with having his SO be his partner in crime. I feel like it really depends but I think he would be open to it as long as like he was still the one calling the shots you get me? Been thinking about this one all day 😭

An ask in my ask box! Oh boy! Thanks Anon :) So this is actually a concept I've been toying with for a while in relation to the magnum opus fanfic I've had brewing in my head for five years. Gonna put a read more since this got long thanks to my rambling; warning for brief mention of partner murder.

Edit: changed some wording for clarity.

I don't think he would react well to an SO knowing his secret in a regular situation unless he was dead certain this person isn't going to betray him. So, obviously, becoming his partner in crime is going to involve blackmail. If his SO accidentally or purposefully kills somebody? Does some other crime or horrible thing they don't want revealed? That's going to be used. I think there's also just the inherent threat of personal harm... But I don't see him doing that unless pushed into the situation--I think if something did result in the death of the SO he would be sad about it... like very angry sad. Look what you made me do kinda. Like somebody just took a toy away from him. I don't really subscribe to yandere style headcanons for him personally, but I definitely think he is possessive.

Anyways back to my point... I think Danny would enjoy having somebody know. I think it must be lonely and a little isolating the way he lives... and humans are social creatures.

I think when it comes to his SO acting as a partner in crime, doing murders... my personal headcanon on the matter is he's... rather into it? I don't think he would go out of his way to influence somebody into murder/violence (what is he? his old man? lol) but I think there's a kind of... appreciation for a display of strength like that. Even if it was an accident. He's gonna clean the blood of them and it's the most sensual experience he's ever had--his head is gonna SPIN! I actually think he would be completely caught by surprise, like discovering a kink you didn't know you had (I mean that's exactly what it is, let's be real) He's been formed into this person to be okay with violence and it's not something he really gets to share/experience with people. He's not a veteran so he can't share "war stories" of his experiences, the closest he would get to this kind of thing for the average person is maybe hunting... but there's a keen difference in hunting a human than, say, a deer? I think having an SO as a partner in crime would be... like toxic good for him... I'm assuming the SO is a willing partner in crime. I can see him really enjoying somebody gassing up his ego (totally tempted to make a Harley/Joker comparison here). HOWEVER, I do think he would be an absolute pain in the ass about his works, his stories... I don't see him sharing Ghost Face with somebody, so it would be convincing him to either change gears to something else, or putting up with that.

One change I could see happening is having the SO, if they have writing chops or come from a journalism background, taking over the paper-writing/reporting aspect. The original background in-game (not the tome) mentions that some of the articles he's kept were not written by him, so as much as I feel like this is still an imperative part of his modus operandi, it's clear he still takes a nice fat dopamine hit for the sake of his ego from other people writing about him too... and therefore I could see him being flexible with it, because if the SO is his partner in crime, he can still influence what they write--he just doesn't have to work double shifts anymore LOL

Is it too cracked up to make a joke about Danny and his partner-in-crime SO getting a house in some random town and posing as a totally normal man and his spouse by day but then murdering people by night? IDK you decide. I'm kinda just picturing that one song by the Mountain Goats.

[delyauniverse]

my thoughts on:

Young, Famous and African

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

binged this in 1 day. this season was better than s2, but regulars like Khanyi and Andile were sorely missed, and the series felt off-balance. good watch if you’re getting chores done. got a poll for you guys to answer-its the most important question of all this season!

EP1 thoughts

Annie dearest, you have main character syndrome - not “energy” but syndrome. i.e it’s a disease sis

like Annie there is a time and place fr

so Fantana and Diamond is a thing then?? mkay

aht! Annie is the worst type of auntie. do you not have decorum?

Diamond lying ass

ooh where is Khanyi?

ooh i like that last quote - “you warned me about these people, but you didnt warn me about yourself” 🫰🏾🫰🏾🫰🏾

EP2 Thoughts

Kefi shouldnt have walked across the wedding like that tbh

Fantana is just salty that Luis is finding the “newest member” attractive, over her-weirdo behaviour

not “name 3 songs” 💀💀💀

Fantana can dish it out, but she can’t take it jeez

ahhh, Diamond has just confessed to being a liar 🤥

Fantana you like compliments about your appearance because you are insecure 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

these kids are funny as hell 🤣 yeahh call out your parents!

Annie (as usual) cannot take the heat or accountability

Zari loved the drama tho

EP3

side eyeing Annie a bit - i used to have a friend just like her

i HATE Zari’s rollerskating outfit

no actual resolve just straight to “lets forget about all of it”

at least they’re all happy this episode (for the most part)

EP4

Diamond face annoys me, its like someone squashed it while he was coming out of the womb

Fantana is a birddddd

Nadia and Kayleigh might be the only normal ones there *

EP5

ah, now Naked why would you say that in front of your girlfriend? 💀

so Fantana were you playing along when you were still defending Diamond and your situation last season too? i feel like she wishes she was pregnant so she can hold onto Diamond

Naked (with his previous marriages) obviously doesnt want to rush into another marriage, but bro the way he’s phrasing it is just so rude to poor Kayleigh 😭

why did Zari bring up Annie in this convo?

Diamond is not a serious person. AT ALL

I wonder if those flowers also came straight from Tanzania

EP6

Annie are you okay? Annie are you okay? are you okay Annie?

“I was looking to penetrate “ 🤮🤮🤮

Diamond looks like a little boy in this tennis scene, being reprimanded by all his father figures

i think that the biggest star in this show is that damn “voice note” 🤣🤣🤣

Swanky going to therapy has really helped him, because he is definitely better this season - he was sooo jarring last season

i actually really understand Nadia’s POV - just because you’ve had it hard, doesnt mean you can be a horrible person

Annie is one of those people that has to get other people to defend her, she will never do it for herself

its the servers in the background for me tho 😬

EP7

Kayleigh, pls lean into that self love, you wont regret it

plsssssss Naked’s face when Zari/Ini say she looks good “considering” 🤣

Naked is so damn dense. Plus his head too big 🙄

Luis and his obsession with surrogacy issss ??? because why cant you just find someone and settle down? i mean Kayleigh is right there 👀

EP8

Kayleigh, you deserve so much better sis

And Khanyi - you’ve been missed! her and Andile would have really helped to balance out all of that energy this season

okayy so Diamond has actually CLAIMED Fantana, interesting - i wonder if its compulsory for them to have a r/ship

Diamond sir - you never had a chance with Kefi!

Zari, why you stirring shit up?

i really hope that Naked is being genuine in his proposal, and that its not just for the cameras🥺

Conclusion

Kayleigh - unproblematic queen, but she deserves so much more than Naked and could EASILY do better

Nadia - the most relatable person for me this season. She spike facts about Annie.

Annie - unhinged behaviour. Needs to seek psychiatric help, not even a joke. Girl, this show is not for you. You’re jot even young.

Diamond - an African man to his core. A narcissist, not much else to say. Clearly because of his “star power” the r/ship with Fantana is very much forced/fabricated for the show.

Fantana - ca-caw, ca-caw! You’re a whole ass bird! And for a man who is ugly as shit as well, ew.

Swanky - much more quiet and reserved this season. He just showed up in his fits and served.

Luis - pls end this surrogate conversation. either do it privately, or shut up about it. also this show is not for you, exit to stage left pls and thank you.

Zari - instigator. You could be a grandma now and you’re still doing this weird alpha-woman shit, focus on your own life pls.

Shakib - he dont know what he got himself into. bless his heart.

Naked - commitment phobe. but funny as hell. my favourite scene this season is easily the “name 3 songs”.

*Not commenting on Kefilwe and Ini Edo as they werent so much main characters/joined late*

leave a comment and let me know what you thought of this season!

[havange]

If you are, I'd love to see more of you two interacting! There was this old group Seph was in on here and they kinda split up and I've been missing seeing them interact with people on here! Do you know anyone else on here? Seph is close to @moonlightdancer26 ! I think the three of you would be hilarious! Sorry for the long ask :>

Na ur good I don’t mind long asks at all💖

Ian gone sit here and lie to you I don’t plan on being active on here like that😭 Only time I am is when Seph mentions me or theres a topic of something that’s going down on here that comes up in our convos so I come to scope the scene out and maybe mess with them a lil LMAO

Background info: Seph has been my bestie beloved going on 5 years in counting. We met each other on the second day of math class and for anyone wondering IIIIIIII was the one that made the first move and initiated our friendship and their first impression of me was that I was a bitch (which is absolutely hilarious) but it wasn’t because of the way I acted it’s just I have a natural Rbf(Resting bitch face) and I chose a horrible seat next to some actual bitches.

ANYWHO we were both quiet kids to an extent with Seph being a little more talkative in our math class but other than that our friendship came SOOOOO natural like i’m talking first day we were cackling and i’m pretty sure we were told by our teacher we had that we were going to be separated (to which Seph death stared at him and threatened to make his life hell if he actually did it, safe to say we were never separated😭😭) Along the way we also bonded over the various and I mean VARIOUS things we have going on, great example: Adhd (It’s very very VERY strong too)

BACK TO THE STORY we had plenty other classes and even lunch together so I told them to sit with me in our next class we had RIGHT after our math class and obviously we were still trouble in there💀 and from then on our friendship flourished and now I cannot be separated from them for shit not just because I love them… but also because they know absolutely every detail of every dark ass secret I have☺️

But ya besides Seph of course, I mean I know of people on here but not enough to where i’d consider us to be friends but ya I just be chillin OH SHIT but content wise we have thought about releasing snippets of just us being deranged😭😭😭so maybe y’all will see that sometime soon

@halfblood-princes-crown may or may not agree with the way I told the story but hell ITS THE TRUTH!!! from my pov anyways🤭

(I’m the driver!)

[loveislandthegame]

thoughts on today's volume! first off, let me say i really, realllllly hope that the next season doesn't have horrible couples acting like children at the finale 😭 hazel & hari were ruining the vibe . i gave FB props for not making her a villain, but i'm rescinding that now because they made both her and hari look absolutely ridiculous. it's astounding how much they manage to ruin their own characters. now let's get into the rest of it

FB you better be joking ! i've lost count of how many times they've used this box. at this point the feather is crusty, the silk is shattering, the massage lotion got bacteria in it, the whipped cream can is squirting out straight up nitrous oxide, etc.

i don't know what's more horrendous , the glitched massage oil overlay or this dress . what in the penny, nickel, dime is this ??

when i picked castle ruins for the final date i was envisioning like, a cute grassy hill with rocks scattered around, overlooking the sea . cute romantic vibes ... only for that shit to end up being a brick wall 😭 it's still a cute background though, and the date was nice

FB, where's my damn suit ! (i know i'm probably the only person that wants one but like, even the queen herself, s2 MC, had a suit option at prom) i ended up going with the black dress, which was a good shout because it actually looks really good with claudia . we're giving sun and moon 🌚🌞 <3

of course we won, but with the way this season's been going i wouldn't have been surprised if we somehow had a tie with sienna (i know it's not possible though because she gets dumped if you aren't wlw. if you're wondering about the ranking it was 4th: hazel/hari 3rd: sienna/kyle 2nd: bea/theo)

before going outside MC had a conversation with claudia's mother, and i loved this. minus the land part, this is the kinda shit i'd want as gifts IRL

when i tell you i groaned out loud when i saw who the VIP guest was. also, during the recap of our villa journey i have no clue why he was acting like i chose to be with jin in the recoupling prior the final one, did FB forget it was boy's choice ? (the AI is AI-ing girl...)

spin the block...? You can’t be talking like that White Baby

FB really screwed over the people who were romancing finn, i'm actually gagged . granted i think you're a bit delulu if you picked love instead of money with anybody besides lulu , but finn actually was an LI option. this is worse than hamish getting with ivy, i genuinely wanna know wtf were they thinking

the diamond scene with finn was the least robotic conversation this whole season, perhaps the misogynistic creeps that wrote season 5 came back to write that pile of bullshit. don't bother buying it. if you really wanna know: finn got back with kat, they tried to have an open relationship and it flopped

is he an option to run away with or what? i don't know because i slammed the tf out of the "i'm in a relationship" option 👹

love or money time, and i picked love of course ! i would say we walked off into the sunset but it's already night time

next week's volume is gonna be a reunion and ... ugh 😐 respectfully, they should've just pulled the plug here . at this point the only other islanders i care about are bea & theo, but after the final recoupling they pretty much became nonexistent (and knowing FB, this reunion is probably gonna be dedicated to helping one of these wack ass couples fix their relationship drama ...)

[royilyoily]

Do you have any general Oscar X Reader Headcanons? (You don't hav to answer if u don't Want to) :3

YES. I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED I H AVE A 25 PAGE LONG DOCUMENT OF HEADCANONS ITS PRIVATE THO

some of them might be ooc but

he definitely cannot take a relationship seriously, anytime he tries to do something romantic he either messes up badly or he starts giggling ruining the whole moment

he’s very impulsive and definitely has at least once accidentally hurt you before (he starts freaking out because he feels bad)

(ooc) he’s also really dramatic (at least he tries to be with that stupid monotone voice) and can dilate his pupil as a horrible attempt to make u feel bad if he’s done something wrong

sometimes he watches so you sleep he has no intent in malice he just thinks it’s funny

he’s HORRIBLE at cooking (as seen in my ao3 fic)

despite having that giant ass eye he’s actually really clumsy and runs into walls a lot

his music taste is diabolical in which there actually is 2 videos featuring spamtopian music if you haven’t seen that it’s just the song that plays in the background of some scenes and i like to think that is literally his music taste it’s so bad 😭

he loves hugging you and sometimes accidentally strangles you although his tactile sensory is really bad and he doesn’t really realize if you poke him or touch him in any way until you have to fuckkinv PUNCH HIM

as a way of getting flustered or blushing his skin glows. not kidding he just glows a rainbow light it’s so funny i think i’ve drawn it i just can’t find it

his hearing is also below average sometimes if u talk to him he’ll stare at you for a second and go “WHAT”

doesn’t realize if hes going too far with roughhousing or teasing until you have to verbally tell him (this would be hell for me ngl)

okay that’s all i got ask me for more if u want

[snowandwolves]

yooyoyo it's the lengthy ask anon (i nearly typed "ass anon" and that should give you a clue as to how crazy this week has been jfc) back again with some qs because the lighthouse au will forever be in my heart 💕

is there anything you learned about Ava through writing this fic, particularly being in her pov?

uh do you think they ever revisited that conversation about public acts?

is there any particular places you see them visiting together? places Ava visits by herself?

what made you pick "Somebody to Love" as the heartbreak of the century?

did they ever play with the ouija board or the um other things they found in the everything shed?

how did you come up with the idea of Suzanne restoring the truck?

do you think Bea ever gets good enough at cooking that she has dishes she confidently makes for Ava?

which martial arts does Bea have proficiency in?

do you have an idea as to what distracted Bea to leave the rations storage door open?

also after that, when Ava went into town and showed Mary, Cam, and Lilith that "proof of life" pic, just how much shit did they give Bea?

as always, pick and choose or ignore, i totally don't mind - i hope your week has been good and if not, that the weekend gives you some respite! (or at the minimum some yummy veggies? lol'd hard at your tags about broccoli bc i couldn't help but think about Ava making that comment about her asshole in chapter two lololol)

hard relate on the crazy week because that has been me this past week and this is genuinely the first day i feel like i have room to breathe lmao i hope you’ve been having a gentler, slower time this week though! 🥺 right, ok, on to the questions 😂

1. just like,,, how complex of a character she is. in the show, you know she loves life, you know that she’s a glutton for experiences, you know that she wants to live more than anyone else. but when you really get down to how much she’s had to survive to get to that point—all the pain and suffering and grief—you can’t help but love her more. especially, when i had to ask myself how she must’ve felt. that… was an experience lmao

2. yes. ava had to shop for underwear at some point…?

3. GRANDPOP OLIVER! i was genuinely so sad i couldn’t find a way to get him into the story, but in my head, he’s alive and kicking and prone to bursting into tears in the presence of his pseudo-granddaughter. ugh, i wanted to write that reunion 😭

4. this is gonna sound nerdy, but with ava’s age and her mom’s, i figured it was the song that would make the most sense considering what music was like at the time. I Will by The Beatles was also a contender though.

5. ouija board is a horrible idea in a huge ass compound where there’s no other person for miles and miles 😂 as for the uh other things, i’d say they’d have a conversation about it but bea would prolly be like “who knows whose bodily fluids that leather has soaked up”

6. genuinely have no idea 💀 i was like “oh they prolly need a car but also no one to do maintenance here so,,, maybe suzanne knows how” and just went with it 😂

7. yes!!! ava would teach her how and they have fun with it while they google recipes and the cultural background of each dish together. i’m thinking bea would make her waffles from scratch and ava cries into it because she used to have it with her mom 🥹

8. aikido is one. i remember doing research for that for sixth to the ninth hour lmao as for the others, imma say she’s prolly a jack of all trades type (though this is more because i don’t know which to pick. she seems like she could do it all)

9. actually i did think about this 😂 bea definitely didn’t mean to. it’s just the door gave up being a door and it didn’t close properly. she didn’t think to check because she didn’t expect the door to… not door 💀

10. a hell of a lot. so much so that bea put her phone on do not disturb as soon as ava got back with the groceries 😂

ok but what are your thoughts on celery 😭 jk, thank you again for this anon!!! 💙

[dankovskaya]

Ok ill read more my thots as a courtesy

But God okay I already saw shit abt the copaganda + its kind of obvious given Miles' dad and the conventions of the superhero genre in general but yeah it was a lot I'm honestly sick to death of Gwen and her stupid ugly cop dad and those too took up wayyyy too much screen time in a movie that is supposed to belong to Miles. Using rest in power in reference to a cop was incredibly disrespectful and honestly everything at the end regarding the almost Comically Horrible universe with no Spiderman where the whole city was literally on fire after the whole movie kept intentionally drawing parallels between the Spider people and cops just absolutely reeked of thin blue line shit like honestly it kind of pissed me off. Very brave of them by the way to completely straight up cut the movie off at a cliffhanger with absolutely no resolution or even like. A Breather. Just BAM and it's over wait for the next one. I hear someone else in the theatre go "ARE U KIDDING ME?" when the credits started 😭😭😭 I really didn't think it was going to end that abruptly it kind of sucks.

But ultimately obviously the movie is more of an animation showcase than anything and holy shit that was honestly the most stunning piece of visual art I have ever experienced it was just GORGEOUSSS all the way thru I can't get over it. The bright and flashing lights were definitely overkill especially at the very beginning? Like I don't see the reason for it to be that abrasive and without even having any particular photosensitivity I still had a headache throughout basically the entire film 😭. BUT OH MY FUCKING GODDDD HOBIE WAS SO COOOOL I knew he was going to be and I was more excited for him than basically anyone else but it's CRAZY.... So hard not to just stare at him basically the entire time he's on screen and also couldn't help but notice him serving cunt in the background on the regular. Runway model indeed. No really tho I'm obsessed. Honestly did not catch what the fuck he was saying half the time but it's fine cause he's the baddest bitch on the block regardless

And Miles he is my baby for real I swear he almost made me cry 😭😭😭 THE WAY THAT HE WON AND GOT AWAY.... HE KNOWS HOW STRONG HE IS NOW... LOVED HIS PARENTS HARD ENOUGH 2 TAKE ON AND OUTSMART THE WHOLE ASS SPIDERVERSE...... FUCK MIGUEL O'HARA FR 😫😫😫😫😫���💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[h3rmitsunited]

Tag Game: Eight Shows to Get to Know Me

Tagged by @agent-p-94 Thanks for the tag! 🥰🥰

agent-p-94's post here

In order of nothing with added details no one asked for because I can't do anything without rambling on forever and I could talk about all these shows for literal hours (ask me to please, I'd love to):

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: My chaotic comfort show. Been watching for years and years and its always good for some stupid laughs at crazy insane horrible people doing the most whack ass shit imaginable. And like so many episodes so like endless watchability.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency: Watched for the first time in Aug 2020 and while it isn't currently as severe a hyperfixation and obsession as it was when I first watched it, its leveled out to a more stable and steady love and appreciation and like come on, the fandom is great. Ya'll are the best.

In the Flesh: This show is beautiful and heartbreaking and has a permanent place in my heart. I end up rewatching it basically every year just because I just have to. It always makes me cry.

Dead Like Me/Pushing Daisies/Hannibal: I'm just going to combine all three of these Bryan Fuller masterpieces that were all cancelled too soon to be fair. All of them are special in their own way and I adore the unique comedy, the snappy and intelligent dialogue, the irreverent and unique takes on death, and the eccentric and wild characters. (I never finished Wonderfalls, the other main Bryan Fuller show, so its not on the list sorry lol).

The Good Place: Such a good show. I went into it the first watched through (back when it was just the first season out) and had no idea what to expect and it just... I mean if you've seen it you know what the first season puts you through... and what looks like a silly dumb show about dumb bad people in the afterlife becomes this wonderful show about humans learning and growing and changing even after their lives are over. It's about our duty to be kind and understanding to other people, about finding ways to live with the gray parts of morality. A comedy show that talks about ethics and moral philosophy throughout the whole show without it feeling like a big boring slog. And ends in such a beautiful way that makes my heart ache and makes me cry just remembering it.

Community: This show is great. It's hilarious. I love the characters. I love the like theme episodes and dumb comedy and the catch phrases and wacky nonsense. It's just fun and great.

Schitt's Creek: This is a show that's just fun to stick on in the background now that I've rewatched like multiple times and know the whole story. I love seeing the characters grow and learn and get closer to each other. The way that they love each other as a family and end up spreading that love to the town, how they find their places and its just a beautiful, silly, and heartwarming show. (Will never be over the loss of Ted and Alexis. They were so special together.)

Tied for the final place: Parks and Recreation, Merlin, Doctor Who: These are shows that had a major impact on me, but I haven't actually rewatched in a few years. I used to do so many watches of Parks and Rec and I still have a love for the show and Benslie is a true OTP. Merlin is great and I'll rewatch episodes here and there but it can be a bit of a slog getting through entire seasons especially knowing how it all ends (😭). And Doctor Who, I'll say probably was the show that made me end up here (on tumblr). I watched in 2012, freshman year of college not really knowing anything about fandoms or like forum places like this, ended up on Instagram to check out more Doctor Who pics and memes and saw a ton of screenshots of tumblr and then finally gave in to make my own account in 2013. And now it's 10 years later and I'm a disaster. So thanks a lot Doctor Who...

Tagging... uhhhhhhh.... idk @hbdttg @trash-mammall @mowi0205 @definesupposedtobe @lavinialost (but like no pressure just ignore this if you dont wanna) plus anyone else that wants to do it!

[hibiscera]

Everything in the symbols section for your Jonathan Crane! :D

YIPPIEEEEE JOHNNY TIME!!!!!

🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?

As a southern boy you KNOW his ass is listening to country. Ok? Also sorry but he definitely seems like a new wave kind of guy to me. He is definitely listening to Oingo Boingo. Come on. Maybe it’s stereotypical to say about the weird evil science guy but… Come On.

I don’t think he listens to music extremely often though? In the car yeah, I imagine he probably has CDs he’ll pop in too, but not so much at home. To me he seems more like a have the tv on low as background noise kind of guy.

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

I am sorry but my brain is so empty right now… I can’t think of three random facts. Except that he’s silly.

💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?

I think Jon is like... I wouldn't say a light sleeper so much as an alert sleeper. Even in his sleep he's very aware of his surroundings... If there's a concerning noise, it WILL wake him up.

He's just someone who's very on guard most of the time, so I imagine that would extend to his sleeping habits. ESPECIALLY his sleeping habits tbh, given that's when he's most vulnerable!

🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming?

He can swim, but he's not really a fan of it. Which a lot of it boils down to... he doesn't like people seeing his body. It makes him horribly uncomfortable, so that’s a huge factor.

If he was totally alone though… it’s something he could maybe find a little relaxation in.

🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?

Gun. His best friend gun. His favorite plan b to every time his plans start going south. Just pull out a gun!

Besides that, he definitely knows his way around a scythe. He’s someone who relies more on fear and fear toxin rather than weapons, so his repertoire isn’t Too big, but those are his go-tos just in case.

🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise?

Hmm, you know I would think he knows cpr?? Just because to me I feel like it’s something he would have learned anyways on his medical journey before the malpractice.

And then of course there’s the medical expertise! He’s a genius chemist and has a degree in psychology and the like. Which of course resulted in… fear toxin. But of course he also knows basic first aid, anyone would have to learn it in this line of work (costumed villainy). I do think that would go back to childhood though, having to care for himself when he got hurt… he didn’t have anyone else looking out for him, always being scolded or ridiculed.

🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

Yeah, smokes cigarettes often and drinks often enough.

Also self-medicates by injecting himself with fear toxin. 😭😭 He’s experimented on himself with it so much, he’s pretty much immune to the fear part of it and it’s mostly just… numbing.

[sortagaysortahigh]

I have every raging thought and I’m so glad to have someone to SCREAM with

What the actual fuck was the editing? The twilight blue tint was appalling, and I swear the whole season looked like something I coulda shot and edited on my iPhone??

and the plot and dialogue??????? I wanna die it was so bad. Character annihilation, plot holes so wide I could drop a mf shrimping boat inside… and somehow the boat would still make it out since apparently they expect me to believe THAT boat took them to Morocco ??? 😂

JJ’s storyline was the most out of pocket thing like what do you MEAN luke abused him all those years while his real dad pretended he didn’t exist??? what do you MEAN he had all this character growth just to be made into the most annoyingly irresponsible person just so they could get rid of him later anyway??

WHY ALL THE DADDY ISSUES BRO

EVERYTHING YOU AAID IA RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SCREAM IT FROM THE GOD DAMN ROOFTOPS!!!!!!

THE EDITING WAS HORRIBLE HORRIBLEEE!!!

Im ngl the plot was so lackluster i was zoning out snd doing other shit while the show played as background noise 😭😭😭 i was there for rafe cameron atp!!!! Idek what his plotlime was, sum about being betrayed by his gf or some shit idk it was lame as hell!!!

Jombee and Sarahs weird ass pregnancy storyline?? Very wattpad circa 2015!

Pope??? WHY CANT MY BABY BE HAPPY AND GO TO FUCKING COLLEGE!! STOP DRAGGING HIM DOWN YOU LOSERS!!!!!!

Cleo??? Love her down but shes had lile ZERO character development since she was first introduced. I feel like they threw her in just to be another fully black character so fans (like me 😩) would stop bitching ab the lack of actual diversity on screen. Like all my girl does is be a criminal, like pope (valid), and get caught up in the same situations over and over again. Like DO BETTER!!!!

JJ??? Girl a MESS! THEY RUINED HIS CHARACTER!!! Like i get whats his face wanted yo leave the show but idk send that man to prison or something, dont half ass kill him off!!!!! Or idk GIVE HIM A REAL REDEMPTION ARC INSTESD OF HAVING HIM BE WRECKLESS AND DIE!!!!!!!!

Also once again?? Rafe cameronis so fine!

[magnetengineer]

Aw I really don't know what it's like to grow up with the Disney classics/renaissance. I had these though:

Disney's Magic English

You Can Read (Orbis Play & Learn)

I remember Magic English wayy less than You Can Read, I'm not even going to talk about it much… still remember the songs though. Tik Tok Time, Changing Seasons and Fairyland in particular

"these are the real classic disney songs nobody talks about"

So like broo, just give me the whole YCR playlist and my brain will fukimg melt like hnnng no thoughts. just baby sensory video. wake up babe,, adult brain gone

"CLAA CLUU CLUCLUUCLAA CLUU"

"COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO"

Narrator: "they all fucking dieded"

*ALL the songs playing in my head AT ONCE* ✈️🚗

Oh this motherfucker. This fucgin bastard that scared my baby ass. Look at the fucker in the thumbnail. It himb. Goddamnit babies get scared by the smallest things… this fucking Space episode. My adult ass will… still forever be spooked actually. The weird-ass puppet in the thumbnail, I laughed for a second and asked like "why couldn't you make something cuter". And then the Hobyahs story is :( creepy too. And after that, absolutely, the Horrible Urktar of Or. bro what were you thinkingg, making that shit for a kid's show like 😭😭

Also every episode ends with a clown or a mime lady??

The clown was okay but the mime kinda made me feel uncomfortable, maybe I felt she wasn't smiling enough 😅?? Even the background is darker. Hope they're doing well nowadays though, who knows :)

Aurgh that part in the thumbnail,, so ✨satisfying✨

TL;DR: I Can Read 😇