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The SHADE.

The pitch black, all-consuming darkness.

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Old meme I'd made using instagram

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Losing my mind over this innocent comment. If only every comment was like this. Literally just "look,,, he play guitar :D". My guy is asking for nothing more. Simple life. No worries.

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taking the most background warrior cat and being totally normal about them

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IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW THIS MASTERPIECE EXISTS

"Let your heart deciiiiض" "A new fanطastic point of view" 👌🏽👌🏽

Just a thing I wanna add is that I'm pretty sure the title used to say "full qalqalah", which I'll ELI5…

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ELI5: there are pronounciation rules for reciting the verses from the Quran. The scripture is already in a common language, Arabic, but you can't just 'speak' it like it's part of a mundane conversation. Qalqalah is just one of many rules that 'embellish' the pronounciation of the verses. As mentioned above, it means making an 'echo', or I would describe it as exaggerating certain consonant sounds according to the qalqalah rules.

They could've implied the "yes haha arab!" joke using the names of any of the other rules, but I'm pretty sure "qalqalah" is just the shortest, the straight-to-the-point name

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I see the BoJack asexuality episode like a silly-ass collab between aces and allos, like

"bro.. is this really how you see me"

"yes :3 <3"

"OH YEAH, WELL— TAKE THIS"

"wAIT NO PLS"

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Most adorable (or annoying if you want) comment section—

filled to the brim with kids wanting to defend the [musical value of the song in a vacuum] by pointing out that "it'S tHe MosT iMPorTaNt SoNg ploT-wiSe!" "It fitS thE ChARaCter, She'S sUppOsEd tO be AnNoyiNg!" ok sweetheart don't make the god of boundless love's heart explode 🥺🫀

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"He has more flight hours than a retired Pilot"

– cloroxbleach1640

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I love triple summons ❤️

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Congrats Frost!

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Yven, Kia, June

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A. No. Ther. Dra. Ti. Ni 🤤

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Congrats Kia!!!

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Go V/I/R the magneton. Yeah I do mean ohm's law.

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One Poké with flash cannon and another Poké with hyper beam is so good 🌸

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Nothing else to do with my cryptocurrency pffffhhhahahh

Buying everything that's buyable

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Congrats June ☺️

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So I remembered that some people hate ASMR and that's okay, I just gotta share some ASMRtists, just to appreciate how they're *artists* in multiple ways, and then. some ASMR stuff is just… memery, and that's beautiful too 💅🏽

Jimち ASMR

I'm just parroting his comment sections, they're saying uhh… they're saying he's good actor (guys please I don't pay attention to these because I'm already sleeping pls). Also I appreciate his costume design, not because my sleepy ass can pay attention to the visuals, but because I read one of his vid descriptions. He explained how much he struggled with something, so now yeah he's amazing just based on that piece of text.

I must have watched 1% of his creations, go check him out yourself because this post gives 0 useful information!

Also 1) I found him in the first place because "gordon ramsay ASMR", and 2) he gets 10/10 for one "dating a demon" vid that awakened something in me tf. "haha yes babe, mortals are so silly and also I accept you unconditionally 👁️👄👁️"

Moonlight Cottage ASMR

I've watched her only a little, but I can still appreciate the detailed props, the cinematic…ness. *Parroting the comment sections again* I am bad at talking about these artists pls click on her 😭😭😭😭

VIVA ASMR

Okay her, I actually followed more closely (and stayed awake for). Literally look at every handmade prop, every adorable hand-drawn interactive piece, the sound design 🥹 Clay sculptures, paper, digital art, felt, cotton…

Maya Winky ASMR

BAGHHFHGHHHHEEH if you hate everything else about the videos, at least take any comedic value you can get 😭😭😭 I'm going to have to look at the Chica one again, idk I remember something about it being 'cute', and the DIY-ness of the costume is 👌🏽👌🏽✨

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Bought everything in the store as a F2P

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shinny boy

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Anyway here's doing an "everyone evolves at the same time" quest

Heell yeaagggh

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Congrats Kyta/Sanett/Alin!

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Go gengar her name is June (with Yven and Kelly)

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Congrats Kelly!!

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Go duck named Frost

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Finally

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In goes a baby snorlax

name her Kelly

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Next legendary recipe

Sigh… (mewtwo again) it's ok Tax, just do it for the Mew

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Congrats Torrent!!!

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Try tauros. He is named Yven.

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not another shinny

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My braincells finally activated..,,, i can check the dex to see whether I've had shinies.,,,, yeap I killed a shiny abra because i wasn't paying attention.

Pokémon company's fault for not making the difference obvious enough byeee

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I feel "lucky" with dratinis, or is it just me? it's like this game hands them out to me like candy

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Will Smith's authentic Friend Like Me supremacy

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I saw your hazbin hotel post and I gotta say good for you for turning your life around.

My forgetful ass: …is it the sir pentious one

Anyways have a nice weekend anyone who reads this 🍬

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Beat boss on autopilot

Gyarados on autopilot too!

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Omgdgffg i actually missed her turning 100 bc i was letting autopilot do stuff while i was on my laptop. Congrats Fimmie!!!

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Rotate in porygon, name it Torrent

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Congrats Bael!!!

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Rotate in tough looking exeggutor

Actually named Kyta/Sanett/Alin bc I remembered a previous post

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Can't tell for sure, I was only looking with the corner of my eye while drawing, but I might've yeeted a shiny abra. We'll never know

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Replaying these levels over and over because they have just a 3% chance of having Dragonair as the boss :< (I'm killing dragons as my quest)

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Congrats Sinaran!!!

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Aw I really don't know what it's like to grow up with the Disney classics/renaissance. I had these though:

Disney's Magic English

You Can Read (Orbis Play & Learn)

I remember Magic English wayy less than You Can Read, I'm not even going to talk about it much… still remember the songs though. Tik Tok Time, Changing Seasons and Fairyland in particular

"these are the real classic disney songs nobody talks about"

So like broo, just give me the whole YCR playlist and my brain will fukimg melt like hnnng no thoughts. just baby sensory video. wake up babe,, adult brain gone

"CLAA CLUU CLUCLUUCLAA CLUU"

"COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOO"

Narrator: "they all fucking dieded"

*ALL the songs playing in my head AT ONCE* ✈️🚗

Oh this motherfucker. This fucgin bastard that scared my baby ass. Look at the fucker in the thumbnail. It himb. Goddamnit babies get scared by the smallest things… this fucking Space episode. My adult ass will… still forever be spooked actually. The weird-ass puppet in the thumbnail, I laughed for a second and asked like "why couldn't you make something cuter". And then the Hobyahs story is :( creepy too. And after that, absolutely, the Horrible Urktar of Or. bro what were you thinkingg, making that shit for a kid's show like 😭😭

Also every episode ends with a clown or a mime lady??

The clown was okay but the mime kinda made me feel uncomfortable, maybe I felt she wasn't smiling enough 😅?? Even the background is darker. Hope they're doing well nowadays though, who knows :)

Aurgh that part in the thumbnail,, so ✨satisfying✨

TL;DR: I Can Read 😇