#ALL THE CHARACTERS KNOW WHAT TO DO IS PISS ME OFF

[pinksugarberries]

Random se-mi hcs (no game au)

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　⸝⸝　　◦　　tags: regular gay se-mi glaze, facial piercings, smutty parts, hair pulling, mentions of smoking, fictional death, reader and se-mi are switches during freaky time, female reader intended, brat tamer

　⸝⸝　　◦　　a/n: hey chat i don’t really know what people out here uhhhhh im gay ok yeah let’s get start

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SFW

she likes listening to chase alantic to give her a ego boost after something really embarrassing happens or she breaks up with someone

she owns over 30 hoodies and justifies it as “i just run cold…! why are you judging me?”

she owns a nintendo and plays animal crossing (her favorite character is coco or wolfgang) i feel like she has a toxic relationship with fortnite (im NOT projecting..) like she hates it but she just continues to go back. “one more game”

if she’d ever play stardew valley, she would marry abigail (IFYKYK)

she likes plants and flowers and her favorite flower is a hyacinth

whenever some makes her mad secretly, in the middle of the night will boot up sims, make a sim that looks like the person and kill them. (she prefers drowning BUT lighting fires is also a good choice)

she HATES the people who uses the strawberry poundcake body mist excessively. it makes her get a headache and her nose gets all tingly

she likes cooking but she’s impatient and bluntly sucks at it. if she’s cooking at someone’s house they would probably say “what is burning?”

romantic but sucks at being romantic, please help this girl :(

gets her nails painted, or she does them herself. she really likes burgundy and black so she would do those colors :-)

she owns over 10 chokers that look the same but are for different occasions

ok the time you FREAKS have been waiting for

smokes, but only when she’s stressed

NSFW

definitely talks you through it, but more degrading words than anything.

remember that tongue piercing that i said he has in my last blog? yeah, she uses that to arouse you even more whine she’s EATING you out.

slurps ever single drop of cum after she’s done

adores your tits, and also convinced you to get pierced, now they are even more sensitive for her to play and fondle with while you’re fucking her brains out, or the opposite, while she has her strap on, she loves to see them bounce around, usually letting you get on top of her.

when she’s doming, she is mostly gentle, but she will continue to get rougher and rougher. if she hasn’t made you a crying, whimpering, and shaking mess than she hasn’t done her job correctly.

her favorite position is definitely doggystyle or missionary while she’s doming you

she LOVES shower sex. like completely adores it.

she definitely owns a 8 inch black strap and dicks you DOWNNNNN with it. can’t prove me other wise…

now while your doming HER, she could be a blushing, squirming mess,

you’re even more of a brat while your doming her and it pisses her off SO much…

you grab her choker while your rubbing your clit against hers

while you’re eating your DELICIOUS meal (her punani) you occasionally stick a few fingers in, 4 max and it makes her go INSANE. makes her cum instantly all over your face

when she’s giving you the MEANEST most DEEP backshots, she likes to pull your hair and smack your ass. a little too much but it’s ok because it’s se-mi :-)

[suzukiblu]

okay I SLIGHTLY dragged my ass writing/getting this up, it's been kind of A Day(tm), BUT: first day of the first February weekly WIP behind the cut; "the puzzle trap sex-room". content warnings: past grooming, past sexual abuse, past statutory rape, past dubious consent, CURRENT unhealthy coping mechanisms, immediate fallout of sex pollen/death trap-induced sexual coercion, and a POV character who does not understand what the problem with any of that is, he's FINE, Jesus, lay off already and let him live his life. So uh, you know, just Kon's . . . entire pre-YJ dating history, pretty much? Pretty much that, yeah. (( chrono || non-chrono ))

“Is the possibility of having given Robin an STI the only reason you can think of to be concerned about the events of the night?” Batman asks, perfectly neutral like another fucking trap–like he thinks Superboy’s the stupidest thing alive and gonna fucking fall for that again–and Superboy actually almost does disassemble this whole stupid cave. Or at least that huge-ass computer Batman’s got taking up half a wall over there or maybe some of those fancy Batsuits and all their utility belts full of souped-up gear, anyway. 

He’s real fuckin’ tempted to disassemble the Batmobile. 

Besides, if anyone gave–gave anyone a fucking STI, it was obviously the fucking prick who lied about not having fucking condoms on him. 

“I saved your fucking sidekick’s fucking life, asshole,” Superboy bites off roughly, gritting his teeth and clenching his fists. The muscles that try to tense under Superman’s grip can’t–not as much as normal, anyway. Superman’s grip is just–it’s not something Superboy can do anything about, and that is pissing him the fuck off right now. “You could at least pretend to be, I dunno, fuckin’ grateful instead of just being a dick about my goddamn personal life.” 

“You haven’t described your personal life,” Batman says in that same bullshit neutral tone. “Or your dating history, or anything similar. You’ve described predatory adult women taking advantage of their age and experience to manipulate and take advantage of you.” 

“Let the fuck go of me or I’m gonna fucking make somebody sorry about it,” Superboy says to Superman, his voice flatter than the goddamn floor. Like–very literally flatter, since some of the floor’s clearly kinda just hacked out of the rock. 

He is actually about to go fucking nuclear on this bullshit non-conversation where no one’s fucking listening to him. 

Getting fucking lectured is not, in fact, any kind of a conversation. 

And he’s not–like, what the fuck is this bullshit, where they’re pretending like they’re asking him things and all they’re actually doing is making fucking assumptions and twisting everything he does say and not even fucking listening to him! 

“Kid, we just–” Superman starts in that bullshit voice like he’s trying to sound concerned instead of ever fucking listening to him or, you know, letting him the fuck go, and well–Superboy fucking warned him, didn’t he. 

So he grabs every single piece of the Batmobile down to the absolute last, and then he rips it all apart all at once and drops it. 

Though once he’s done that, he just to rip apart a whole lot more. 

The Batmobile collapses every which way and all its parts and pieces hit the floor in a massive cacophony of clattering and crashing and Robin jerks in alarm, whipping his head towards the pieces of it as they scatter across the floor. Superman startles a little too, and Superboy’s still not done being fucking pissed, actually, so he just–he still wants to rip apart this whole fucking cave and everything in it and just–just rip it apart, just–just–

“Let me go, you fucking prick,” he hisses up at Superman. “You have literally never cared before and I don’t give a fuck about your opinion about who I’m fucking anyway!” 

“Superboy,” Robin interjects carefully as he glances back towards them–fucking carefully, like he thinks Superboy’s somebody who needs handled carefully, who can’t handle his own shit, the patronizing piece of–“You did describe crimes. Legally, like . . . at least a couple of those situations are crimes.” 

Of course that’s what the asshole decides to fucking speak up about, Superboy thinks as a spike of fury stabs into his gut. 

[lukeynewtssimp]

About Luke’s character getting questioned…

Okay, it seems I am going to be taking on the role of Luke and Nic’s defender this week because people are seriously pissing me off!

I am seeing a lot of people questioning Luke’s character and say that they feel deceived by Nic and everybody who ever said that this man was a kind gentleman who respects women. Why? Because they cannot reconcile this image of him with what they know now which is that he’s had a girlfriend for the past year that he only now was comfortable publicly claiming.

First of all, we have seen her around him for over a year now. He never hid her existence but he did keep his relationship status with her private. We do not know them, for all we know, their relationship could have been casual up until recent months and he only now felt comfortable being public with her. It is not up to you to tell somebody that you don’t even know when they should feel ready to come out and publicly claim their relationships. Especially not after he went through a very public breakup with his ex-girlfriend, he may have felt now that he needed to really make sure the relationship is solid before making it public and official.

Second of all, you do not have any idea how the hate and scrutiny they both faced during the summer has affected their relationship and maybe they needed to protect that for a while and work through it before they were both ready to make it public. It was very clear in that video of them arriving to the event last night that they were both nervous, especially Antonia, she straight up looked terrified and who can blame her after all the hate she received?

Third of all, Nic also was with Jake in some capacity since May or even April and only made it public in recent months. Neither her or Luke deserve any hate for protecting their relationships until they felt ready for the public.

[ectonurites]

Do you think the use of Ariana was made to prop up timber in the valentine's day special.

And on another note what do you think of the lack off explicit callbacks to tim/steph but callbacks with ariana.

i mean like you have a valentine's day story with tim and stephanie shows up and you mention tim having many gf's in the past but choosing callbakcs and explicit references to ariana but not steph when she shows up.

really hope they don't start doing where any callbacks to tim's romances are his past minor gf's and not steph and pretend they are just friends with no romantic history

"Do you think the use of Ariana was made to prop up timber in the valentine's day special."

I think Ariana was definitely used as a prop to tell this story with little consideration given to her as an individual—the author uses Ariana's family's deli restaurant as a setting and uses her past relationship to Tim as a way to connect things but doesn't actually have her do anything else in the story. Except, well, mention Tim & Bernard's relationship.

Now, to be fair, there really are times in stories (especially short ones as part of an anthology like this) where you just need a throwaway character to do something for a moment for the sake of moving the plot along. Acting like every single character who shows up in a story needs to be Super Important And Fleshed Out In That Specific Story is unrealistic and frankly ridiculous.

But but but but... a character who was once a prominent love interest & supporting character for one of the leads you are writing about isn't the same as a nameless throwaway, you know? Especially when you're mentioning that connection specifically—of her being Tim's first girlfriend (rather than it just being a wordless cameo or something) in a story that’s premise hinges on Tim having dating experience.

Ariana is a character who hasn't appeared since like 1999, so pulling her out of the woodwork to be used for one panel while also... needing to make a huge logic leap with her to make it even work—something the writer felt fine with just explaining as having happened off-panel—is really frustrating and annoying. I'm talking, of course, about Ari just suddenly knowing Tim's identity as Robin. You know, the root of most challenges that they faced in their relationship because he couldn't be honest with her about it. Yeah that's just no big deal now, apparently.

That's what pisses me off about this the most—bringing her back only to brush off the sources of conflict between her and Tim and make everything all okie dokie in a completely unearned way. Now to be clear: I don't think it's a bad thing for Ariana to be like, nice about Tim & Bernard being together now—especially because in her last speaking appearance before this that I'm aware of [Robin #66], the two of them had cleared some air on still wanting to be friends even though they're no longer dating. But I do think using her one speech bubble of dialogue to mention how she 'owes' him and Bernard a dinner feels off.

If there were like... an actual conversation between Ari & Tim and during that she said something nice about Tim & Bernard/something about being happy for him, then I don't think it'd feel so weird. And I will say, this is a short story so I get there not being the page space to resolve Tim & Ari's history in a story that's not about that, I really do. But this is the first time she's shown up in about 25 years! Using her in a story and having a big reveal like Tim's identity and not touching on any of that but making sure you do use her single dialogue bubble to mention her ‘owing’ Tim & to mention the relationship btwn Tim & his current love interest??? That just feels weeeird!!!!!!

It feels like her purpose in this story was largely to show a lack of conflict in Tim's current life and that everyone around him is super enthusiastically pro Tim being with Bernard, without actually considering much about her as a character. Which… again, this story isn’t about her, it’s about Tim & Damian… but… it’s still just frustrating when this isn’t a character we can just go read some other book published in the last two decades to see her actually get used well in, this is a character we very well may not see for another 25 years after this.

"And on another note what do you think of the lack off explicit callbacks to tim/steph but callbacks with ariana. i mean like you have a valentine's day story with tim and stephanie shows up and you mention tim having many gf's in the past but choosing callbakcs and explicit references to ariana but not steph when she shows up. really hope they don't start doing where any callbacks to tim's romances are his past minor gf's and not steph and pretend they are just friends with no romantic history"

Yeah I think that also felt a little weird too. This definitely would have been a time that made sense to bring up their history—but also this story was just weird in regards to Steph overall (with Damian's 'Stephanie is too female' line as to why he couldn't ask her for girl advice...?) so I dunno if it's something to think of as a larger trend or if this was more just that particular writer being weird.

Considering the writer also (in the post I already linked earlier) said this about Tim's past love interests—"I figure Tim probably carried some guilt re: his relationship with Ariana, but less with his other love interests?"—I really feel like he just doesn't have a great grasp on Tim's previous relationships at all. Tim is like the fucking poster child for 'feels guilty about everything he's done ever'.

To act like he's not wracked with near-equal levels of guilt about how pretty much all of his past relationships (esp with civilians) went is nuts. Ariana is not the one I would single out from that bunch as somehow him feeling more guilty about than the rest (the only real justification for that I could think of is if you were to explore his guilt over him starting to have feelings for Steph while he & Ari were still together but from the way the rest of that writer's interaction is talking solely about Robin-identity related stuff, I don't think that's what he had in mind?). What about Zo who he ashamedly broke up with over the phone, feeling as if he'd already let her down too many times? What about Tam who he let think her father was dead for days because even though she knew he was a superhero he still couldn’t fully let her in which caused the slow building relationship between them to explode? Tim and Ari actually had a civil face-to-face break up at school and talked in a friendly way afterwards! Not to say he shouldn't feel guilt there with her because there are reasons he should, but acting like it's somehow a higher level of guilt than he’d have with the others is just odd.

Anyway that's getting a bit off topic. But yes, while I'm very much so not opposed to the idea of Tim's previous girlfriends getting to be referenced/come back in some fashion, I do also hope that it doesn't mean Tim & Steph's history will get thrown to the side. And I'd hope that if they do get to come back, they'd actually get to be... characters, who have dynamics with other characters, rather than just cardboard cutouts there to say one nice thing and then fade back into comic limbo for the rest of eternity.

[bobbyseyesmile]

enemies

Summary: just a little fun with the person you hated most

Characters: fav bias x reader | enemies to ? 😌

Warnings: sexual content as in dry humping, cumming with clothes on, 18+

🔞 MINORS DNI below cut! 🔞

“You’re kidding, right?” the shock in your eyes was visible to all your friends, especially the one who owned the car.

“Listen, Y/N, I’m so sorry… I brought the car with seven seats-“

“But we are eight!” your voice was embarrassingly high, it happened whenever you were stressed or angry. A trait you definitely hated…

“I know, I’m sorry! I miscalculated… You can sit on ___’s lap, it’s only a 30 minute drive anyway.”

You turned to face your biggest pain in the ass and he raised his eyebrow. “Why him?” “Yeah, why me?”

“Because it’s the last seat and not suspicious if we have an extra person in a seven-seater. I’ll make it up to you, I promise! I’ll buy dinner for you.” your friend gave you an apologetic smile and you shook your head. “I get the logic that I’ll sit in the last seat but not why it should be on ___’s lap?!”

“Guys, please, we are already super late, there will be no more parking spaces. Let’s go!” You faced your other close friend and rolled your eyes. “Don’t be a baby-“ he responded “It’s a short drive and ___ doesn’t bite. Go get over your dislike of each other for the sake of the group.”

To say that you were pissed and uncomfortable was an understatement but you decided to just bear it for the short drive. As soon as you sat on his lap and the car moved it pushed you closer to his torso; you tried to scoot away but his hands rested on your hips and you threw him an annoyed look. “Calm down, you got no seatbelt I just try to keep you from killing yourself.”

You huffed but soon the awkward touch from his hands melted into the background and you relaxed a bit. After ten minutes or so your leg slowly went numb and you tried to shift your weight to find a more comfortable position. The grip on your hips got stronger and you turned your head to ask what the hell he thought he was doing but his eyes were closed. Maybe he dozed off?

You decided to let it go, shrugged your shoulders and scooted a bit to the side when he pulled you to his chest, grip strong and his jaw clenched. “Sit still, dammit.” he groaned and you rolled your eyes, trying to free yourself from his hands. “Y/N! Stop moving!” his voice was deeper now, almost a low growl.

“What is your probl-“ you spat but then you felt it. Right there. His bulge pushed against your sex and you immediately went still. “Thanks.” he whispered, cheeks flushed and eyes closed once again. You swallowed and tried your best but the position you were currently in proved to be a strain on your back. If you could just move a little bit forwards… The moment you moved his fingers dug into your skin and both of you released a quiet moan. “Shit, Y/N…” he whispered and you tried to turn around but regretted it the moment you met his eyes; filled with lust and shame. You felt exactly the same.

“S-sorry…” you muttered, trying to concentrate on anything other than the aching between your legs. You could feel the wetness pooling inside your panties- shit, you needed this, it had been too long since your last orgasm.

___ noticed your heavy breathing. “Well…” he whispered and licked his lips. “Finish what you started.” Those were the magic words and you carefully began to rock your hips against his hard member.

“Everything okay back there? You’re so quiet, I thought you would have killed each other by now.”

“We’re fine.” ___ answered nonchalantly and you were glad as your voice would have definitely gave you away. “Faster, baby.” His forehead pressed against your back, hands guiding your rocking hips. “You’re gonna make me cum in my pants, fuck.”

You almost moaned out loud but bit your lips to restrain yourself. Your pussy was drenched by now, the hard cock underneath you hitting the right spot over and over and you felt your high approaching.

“I’m close…” you muttered quietly and felt his hum against your back, sending a wave of goosebumps over your body. “Come on, baby… make yourself cum.” ___ flexed his thigh and it brought you right over the edge, fingers clenching around his knee and his hips pushed against you one last time before he released a quiet moan into your sweater, cock twitching and you felt it even through both of your pants. You closed your eyes, reminiscing in the bliss of the best orgasm you ever had while your abused cunt swollen and pulsing in your pants.

“Fuuuuck…” he hummed “That was the hottest shit ever.” all you could do was nod, unable to speak.

“Okay, we’re here. You did it without killing each other. Good job.” Your shared friend laughed after parking the car, meeting your eyes in the rearview mirror. “Yeah-“ you answered shakily, quickly exiting the car to get some fresh air. ___ sat still for a few more moments, making sure his boner wasn’t visible anymore. His eyes met yours and an unspoken truth lied between you;

After that there usually would be no way you could ever be in the same room again. But you also knew that both wanted more.

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

...aaaand the game's dead.

...

Did you know there was a planned Pinky and the Brain stage?

*disappointed sigh*

Might as well get a final rant out of the way.

When Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl was first announced, it got me thinking about what the Warners in a fighting game would be like, but I didn't genuinely expect either Cartoon Network of Warner Bros to make a fighting game anytime soon.

Not long later, MultiVersus gets leaked, then announced, and I was SO hyped!

Over three years later, and...

No Warners, Pinky and the Brain or ANY Animaniacs characters.

Oh, but they can tease the characters repeatedly no problem! Not just via in-game cameos or a stage, but in official advertising for the game:

(The above screenshot was the opening shot of the launch trailer btw. The very first thing you see after the logos.)

Like...why do that? They didn't have to do that (ngl that part is what pisses me off the most).

I don't understand why they weren't added sooner. They are literally the Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister). If not on the base roster, then why not alongside their stage? Why add a stage based on a franchise, but not any characters from said franchise? And if they were gonna be added, why at a different time than their stage?

Brick and Boomer are in the game, they couldn't have gotten Rob Paulsen to do an announcer pack as Yakko and/or Pinky or something? They hastily made one for Foghorn because of a meme.

It's not just the lack of Animaniacs characters I'm disappointed about. Why wasn't Daffy Duck on the base roster?

Why does Looney Tunes only have three characters?

(Well, four if you count Lola...yeah they're adding Lola and not Daffy. Yeah sure, do that I guess. Not like he's the second most popular character in his franchise or anything. Not like he has a movie coming out soon that could've used the advertising.)

Nicole Watterson would've been cool too (be honest, she would've been a better pick than Gumball). More CN characters in general would've been great. I'm glad the Powerpuff Girls were added, but did Adventure Time really need four reps so soon? Why is there a Dexter stage, yet no Dexter?

I won't lie, I'm not much of a gamer. I don't care about the game's apparent flaws like the slow gameplay or awful character balancing. I haven't played a Smash clone since I was a kid. The main reason I was invested in this game was because of the possibility of it adding the Warners as playable characters. I wanted to hear their voice lines, see their movesets, victory animations, alternate costumes, stage(s), and interactions with characters they'll probably never have the chance to interact with again, like Bugs or the PPG. I wanted to see their CG cinematic trailer, see what they'd do in the story mode.

Years of waiting for...nothing. Just Animaniacs-themed set dressing. AFAIK, they weren't even found in the files.

There goes what was probably our last chance to get official Animaniacs video game content (or possibly official Animaniacs content in general) for the foreseeable future.

What a waste.

OK I usually don't like being cynical (well, not on Tumblr at least lol) but uh...

Yeah at this point there is no way the Warners (or any Animaniacs characters for that matter) are being added to Multiversus. The game is 100% gonna shut down before they can be added. It's reported to be a financial flop, and bad decision after bad decision has led to the active player base consistently staying pretty low for months.

Even if they were added, it's unlikely I'd ever get to play as them anyway given how the game handles unlocking characters (long story short if you don't plan on paying up, or making playing the game your second third job, you ain't getting the new characters of the latest season).

The game ain't making it past 2026, calling it (and believe me, saying 2026 instead of 2025 is being generous).

Which means the most Animaniacs content we'll likely ever be getting from this game is this stage:

Where the main characters of the franchise exist only as background cameos:

Or "character" I should say because I swear only Yakko is there?

Great 😒

[deathshallbethelastenemy]

Breaking my silence ... sjm SUCKS I just wasted my time reading acotar (read the tags if you want a rant)

[wishchip106]

i’m looking at those certain tiktok xmen fans

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

‘the black bastard of the wall’ moniker is the exact opposite of the ‘white wolf’ moniker and this perfectly highlights the irreconcilable differences between book Jon and show Jon

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

[aliusfrater]

everything ************* posts pisses me off istg

[the-way-astray]

i am not ready to get pissed off today but can we not ruin people’s positive fandom experiences. can we not. if someone makes a post saying “i love sophie foster!!!!” can we not go to that post and immediately comment “well i don’t like her”. if someone shares a headcanon and it clashes with yours can we not go to that post and reply “well that headcanon is WRONG because HERE’S WHAT CANON SAYS”. if someone talks about a ship can we not go on that post and start ripping it to shreds. can we not. you are aware that just scrolling past without engaging is an option, right? you know you can tamp down the urge to express your negative opinion where inappropriate, right? make your own damn post!!!! can we not ruin positivity posts for the people that like/made them. can we please not. please.

[lala-blahblah]

I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.

[emmavakarian-theirin]

i knew it was only a matter of time before it happened but to actually see beardless lucanis and on my dash?? BEGONE

[sickfreaksirkay]

my friends and i have started a dnd campaign which is really fun except for the fact that there's one guy in it who hates me and who i hate and he keeps forcing my character and his to interact purely so i have to endure one on one conversations with him. i would be really annoyed about this if it wasnt kind of next level genius hater behaviour

[hotchology]

another day another zombie movie god i love zombies