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witchlingcirce · 1 month

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Shout out too @heronsthornx on TikTok because this is the most accurate representation I’ve seen of there friendship.

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castielsprostate · 5 months

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hey americans, please fucking vote this year! thanks!

signed,

the rest of the world

#if you do not fucking vote we will ALL FUCKING DIE #like i am NOT kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we will fucking die #i don't care if you don't agree with biden shut the fuck up and keep that orange clown piece of shit out of office #ukraine will fall. isreal will be funded to continue the genocide.#like are you fucking serious? genocide joe against trump's rain of terror? if you do not vote blue you will not have fucking rights lmao #he will try to change the constitution “oh it won't actually go through”. are you fucking insane???? ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE?????#unfortunately your stupid fucking president has the power to destroy everything. we ALL don't want that but! unfortunately! it's true!#so shut the fuck up and fucking vote blue or choose to fucking die #this goes so much further than the vapid americans think. this impacts literally all of us. ALL. OF. US.#*reign #like y'all actually think not voting will help.. anything? except give power to the already alt right govts?#this is literally what they want

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d4ydream-girl · 3 months

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comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!

ft. mythical, thomas sanders, and www.chess.com?? lol

#courtney miller #shayne topp #smosh #shourtney wedding #shourtney #smoshblr #if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight #thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT #theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank #real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this #the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO #this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke #tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing #even if im dying for answers #head vs heart ykwim #“guys its literally april fools” vs “guys theyre literally married now”#now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #amanda lehan canto #anthony padilla #damien haas #sarah whittle #arasha lalani #noah grossman #olivia sui #trevor evarts #tommy bowe #ian hecox #spencer agnew

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sofiaruelle · 1 year

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#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley sam #sdv sam #just a regular workday at joja #i have this headcanon where sam is rocking the air guitar in between the aisle of joja mart #and like morris will be walking by on the way to the office or something #but like he sees sam at the corner of his eye and is about to scream at our ray of sunshine #but jokes on him sam is casually doing his job properly #moris stops mid yell and grumpily walks away #this happens all the time it makes morris paranoid #he tried getting security cams in but like joja doesnt care and just sends those round mirror things #shane installs them but warns sam where the blind spots are #and sam just rocks on #also shane and sam share music during their breaks #infact shane gives sam his old tapes and walkman #sam teaches shane how to use spotify #lmao

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nelkcats · 1 year

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Scamming the scammer

John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.

And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.

To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?

Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.

That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.

This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #ghost king danny #john constantine #Danny obviously made his presence lighter #And John was to drunk to care about it #or check if it was true #No one said he take good decisions while drunk #justice league dark #Of course Danny is going to explain the situation later #but for now he wanted the hellbazer suffering the same as him for all the problem #all the contracts in the locked office were Constantine's contracts lmao #Danny got bored of the 80 visits per day from greater demons to claim the soul of some idiot #He's really just being petty right now #John considered if the power to get drunk everywhere was a good idea for a few seconds #he shrugged and decided that it was worth it #Danny had fun dressing up as a minor demon #The Justice League won't be as amused as him with the current situation #justice league #Danny will leave John locked up all weekend #although he is obviously going to feed him #he is not a monster #just a tired teenager #Read your contracts don't be like Constantine

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robert-deniro · 7 months

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PARKER POSEY

in Clockwatchers (1997), dir. Jill Sprecher

#filmedit #filmgifs #moviegifs #fyeahmovies #dailyflicks #parkerposeyedit #clockwatchers #parker posey #userrobin #sakshi does a thing #she's so cool in this film.....like in all of her films....but this one.....#also her aside the film's really good as well lmao office jobs do be like that

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kozukenbsf · 2 years

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NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu kozume #nekoma #they look all so good #i love them #kenma looks so cute #look at kageyama's face lmao #and tsukishima laughing #hinata is adorable as always #oikawa and iwazumi are so hot #bokuto and akaashi are perfect as always #kagehina #bokuaka #kuroken #offical art

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sergle · 2 days

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yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason

side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.

and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.

#I had a longer post w more bullshit in it but ukw nobody's even gonna read THIS one. so.#dumb ass cunts seriously LMAO just the individualism of it all....#we're all just selectively forgetting that most people join the military straight out of high school / after failing to kickstart #their lives so they don't know shit yet and they are categorically not educated and don't have money #you NEED money and have been groomed by recruiters ALREADY into believing this is #The Best and Only to make a survivable amount of money without a college education-- bc they can't afford college btw #and they don't want to take on student debt either bc everyone already knows what a big fuckeroo that is #recruiters WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO JOIN. they will KEEP CALLING YOU. they'll answer your questions #to make it sound like this is going to be a GREAT life decision. you can get all KINDS of jobs (true)#they love to say the thing about how only about 15% of the military will actually see combat in any way #they love to list all the jobs where you will literally just be working at an office or a pharmacy or in tech etc etc etc #the recruiters are offering housing healthcare steady pay and BONUSES if you sign on for longer.#so you let your guard down because you were so scared of the actual fighting. BECAUSE YOU'RE 18 IN THIS SCENARIO BTW.#you cunts will not meet anyone who hates the military as much as people who are NOW DONE working in the military #you don't know enough when they get you and then either you stay placated by the benefits or you scramble away as fast as possible #the number one military haters are people who know what goes on bc they already did it #source: I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE LMAO PEOPLE HATE IT HERE!! they are NORMAL PEOPLE #I need you to get it into your head that the people committing atrocities in war were NORMAL when they joined #and that for every person in the military who's actively shedding blood there's 20 who do PAPERWORK #and they both are being put in the same category by you!! and they are BOTH being controlled by the same system!!#sergle.txt #I hate yall I really do.

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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 days

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pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

#fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #riz gukgak #baron from the baronies #class swap babeyy! bard!riz that's whats goin on!#I really need tags for these now I think lmao #ask to tag #I feel like this should be tagged something. but I dont know what #in my brain after the initial kidnapping class swap baron's thing is every time riz keeps his story abt them up in front of his friends #they get a little bit closer. they send him pictures of where they supposedly are n stuff #theres a scene in my brain only of kristen and riz on top of the van and kristen is like everything kinda sucks rn can u tell me abt baron #cause what you guys have is so nice and beautiful. and riz almost doesn't but he ultimately can't deny kristen a little peace #lmao I feel like dipping into baron stuff with the class swap is like showing my whole ass online again I just. I'm a #horror person before all else... I cant stop myself. canon baron is Great and Cool but that is kind of the thing. for a horror thing theyre #Too Cool. I think cool is kind of the neutralizer of scary. when a monster is a certain amount of cool it overrides the scary #and now u just have a Cool Monster #its so fucked for bard!riz this year bc he doesn't have an office (he's mooching off the school wifi from the AV club room lol)#so there's no buffer between adventure and home life. so baron just shows up in the strongtower apartment lmao #sophomore year bard!riz looks like a slasher protag so I just leaned into it I guess. he gets a mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon kennedy #well. its worse actually. they can show up where he is at any moment theyve proven this. but they dont #they choose to punish him slowly as he lies to his friends instead. baron is mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon and also a bitch #I think its gonna pop up if class swap baron ever speaks in a comic I do but their voice comes from like. inside their hollow face #it sounds like it's a lot deeper in there than that skull should be #tbh what I have rn is kinda like a bag of loose pieces that Can fit together into something great but I dont have the energy to #really sit down with them yet lol. Im doing this inbetween other things #it comes or it doesn't! it's fine. funny how today's bad comic day also. I wont say this is for bad comic day bc all my comics are #flawless and beautiful and perfect and awesome and beautiful and the best #but u should. if u havent drawn a comic today or at all ever u should draw a comic #and discover that every comic is the best comic ever. u should do it Im so serious actually

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amelia-yap · 6 months

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AUEGH

#ruby rose #rwby #obligatory tiny distressed ruby #my art #HELLO I HAVE OFFICALLY FINISHED YET AGAIN ANOTHER ONE OF MY SEMESTERS #and holy shit it was the most awful by far #i felt like absolute shit the entire sem and was behind in literally all of my classes #it was so shit that i actually skipped a class because of the stress of being behind on work. which i had never done before.#i am a criminal now lmao i feel so bad #also a little mad at myself because i know i could've done better. i've been doing the bare minimum and cutting corners #which was very noticeable lol #im gonna actually split my upcoming semester this time my ass and health cannot do this anymore #BUT ANYWAY I FINISHED MY SEMESTER RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #COUGHS OUT BLOOD AND SINKS BACK INTO EARTH'S CORE AND EVAPORATES #IM DONE!!!#also my eyes are really red now for some reason #probably from the lack of sleep or the long hours staring at my bloody laptop idk #probably both #yeah i should go sleep now lol bye #ranting in the tags because i don't know how to talk like a normal person lmao #sorry if you read all this nonsense jkdhkfsdhfkhd #but i should be more active around here again!

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meamiiikiii · 4 months

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a mock zoom call for a very very self-indulgent modern office au lmao

two important facts about this AU that exist in my head:

The King is the equivalent of 55-year old Betty from Finance, mortal enemy to the 24-year old office worker from a different department, like that one post. Except it's everyone. He has collective beef with everyone.

Loop exists in this AU as they are. They got reverse isekai'ed(?) in since it'd be Funny :)

#in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #to err on the side of caution #uhh actually don't think i'm gonna tag everyone asfsada #its basically everyone #this one is for all my office workers out there #also side tangent the only reason i decided to color this is because of the shawl on The Head Housemaiden #i shouldve taken the L on drawing it cuz i was already slightly altering outfits for modern fits but oh well LMAO #okay tag talk over asfadada #reverse entry au #isat modern office au

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seiwas · 4 months

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atsumu’s pr team the type to put him into every possible thing—sports ads, energy drink endorsements, hair care commercials, tiktok trends, the whole thing.

at some point the miya twins try to start a podcast but it’s 30 minutes of them bickering, so it ends after 5 episodes. a youtube channel doesn’t do any better.

but it’s in his mid-late twenties that a movie is pitched to him and his pr team is all over it, marketing him as the up-and-coming romcom heartthrob of the next decade.

atsumu has never acted a day in his life, and sure, he’s hot, has a charmer of a smile and the physique of a god. but the moment he speaks, all of that gets thrown out the window immediately.

#my love language for atsumu is bullying him lovingly 😔#they book him the role bc sales think he has enough pull to break the box office 🥲#(he does) (but osamu never lets him live it down)#when he has to do a kissing scene with the opposite lead his lips won’t stop quivering #and they have to do 10 takes to get the shot right LMAO #you are his trusty assistant through all this #and you’re hiding your laugh behind your hand as he fumbles his lines for the nth time #bc he’s practiced this with you TWENTY times 🥲#atsumu doesn’t believe for a second that he’s cut out for this but his pr manager is insistent #and has somehow managed to convince him that he’s at the peak of his youth AND his career—that he should grab every opportunity ahead of hi #thank GOD he just has you by his side through all of it #shotorus.bubble #atsumu

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buffyspeak · 1 year

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everlark + glances

#thgedit #everlark #everlarkedit #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #gifs #* mine #they have a Lot of eye contact in the form of soulful gazing but that's not waht this was about #i very specifically looked for like. the casual intimacy of fleeting glances #looking at someone like you're jim and they're the camera on the office #lmao #not super happy with all of them but i simply cannot do anymore

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llumimoon · 1 year

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Hehehe this was a great way to draw some characters I don’t draw as often! <3

#dndads #dungeons and daddies season 2 #dndads s2 #dungeons and daddies #cal draws #normal oak #hero oak #lincoln li wilson #stud stampler #terry jr stampler #DOES HE HAVE AN OFFICAL LAST NAME?#nicky freeman #nicholas foster #SPECIFCIALLY i was asked for Narcolas lmao #BTW I WROTE UP ALL MY FUCKIN TAGS AND THEN THEY ALL GOT DELETED FSHGJKLHDILBD #so here i am rewriting them to best my memory </3 #sorry to the person who asked for poison ivy #i couldn’t tell if u were asking for poison ivy Hermie or just the character #OTHERWISE i just took the first 6 requests genuinely! :D #this includes asks as well as the comments left of the post #Hero being from an anon ask that told me to draw one of my favorite characters #BTW. WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THAT !!!! I KNOW IT WAS A MUTUAL PRE DATING MY DNDADS ERA #I LOVE YOU BTW MWAH HOPE UR DOING WELL WHICH EVER ONE OF YOU THAT WAS #this is me getting back into drawing digitally in my free time <3 hehehe

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quantumghosts · 1 month

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brennan: gonna kill that dog

the bad kids: gonna kill that faculty member

#rewatching ep14 where they're all crowded outside bobby dawn's office lmao #d20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy

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bardicious · 23 days

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Im just thinking, there's a really good chance we will see a protective Spock (over Jim) in SNW. Considering the first episode of TOS, where we can see Spock ready to shoot Gary the fuck down for being a threat to Jim.

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