#ALL HAIL POPTARTS

[roylustang]

I am so fucking STRONG 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[regretevator-confessions]

PERSON WHO THINKS POPTART ISN'T DEAD IS THE BEST ANON.

My friend had this really cool headcanon that is similar to that (because they believe Unpleasant gradient used to be Pleasant gradient) which technically while Unpleasant is like a puppet or being puppeted, Pleasant and Poptart are just in this void WE NEED MORE NON-DEAD POPTART HEADCANONS PLEASE. ALL HAIL ALL HAIL sorry

If the friend sees this their immediately gonna know its me brah...sorry if u see this but i have to share knowledge to the world

(referring to this)

[poptart-boy]

i am the poptart prince

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

The Witcher Characters' Favorite Pop Tart Flavors

(Thank @all-hail-the-witcher for the inspo bc we were talking about poptarts & she dared me to make this post)

Geralt: Brown Sugar Cinnamon

Yennefer: Crisp Apple

Ciri: Cinnamon Roll

Jaskier: Hot Fudge Sundae

Triss: Strawberry Milkshake

Tissaia: Red Velvet Cupcake

Fringilla: Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel

Dara: Raspberry

Renfri: Strawberry

Eskel: Cherry

Lambert: Cookies & Creme

Aiden: Wildlicious Wild Berry

Vesemir: Unfrosted Blueberry

[wisherbysharlight]

Oh that's a really cute play on words but also. 12 years. How did you survive.

Ok STORYTIME

So ya girl got a tumblr at 13, in 8th grade. At the time it was *specifically* to follow a fan fiction author in the glee fandom named CP Coulter who wrote a whole spin off fanfic called Dalton.

Then I fell into the Who and a little bit the Lock part of Superwholock, and Avengers in the 2012 way people were into Avengers(long live the ‘they all live in the tower and eat poptarts’ fics and a few other small fandoms here and there, mostly X-men comics and cartoons and Harry Potter, loosely, but really, like most folks on this godforsaken site from 2012-2014 I was here For Tumblr, for the chaos and bloodshed

Then Winter Soldier came out my senior year of high school and for the next 6-7 years that was my LIFE. Marvel became lowkey everything to me, until eventually my passion faded like every ounce of character in the movies did.

And in quarantine, I happened to notice Thomas Sanders had made some updates to a series I hadn’t watched since sophomore year of college and I fell in *deep*.

Anyway long story short, I was here for every major tumblr event and as “cringey” as it was(yes. I did reblog the “grab your wands/tardises/watsons/lightsabers” post completely unironically. Multiple times.) it was a wild ride and I’m grateful for the gift of the ability to “same shit different day” literally everything I stumble across.

Remember kiddos-cringe culture is dead, no one is perfect(Even John Green), any tumble convention is doomed from the advent, and all hail David Karp

[polarishq]

Meet GRIFFIN THERON. They are FORTY-FIVE years old and hail from NEW YORK CITY, NY. Name embodies the constellation, SCUTUM. They use he/him pronouns. Their faceclaim is SEBASTIAN STAN.

Scutum reminds me of smoking pot at a charity gala, scuffed dress shoes, disheveled hair, v-neck tshirts, the art of the subtle fuck you, worn out paperback books, playing devil’s advocate, poptarts, a dumb, charming, shit eating grin, a knack for convincing people to play kickball wherever he goes, beer, 4am runs, breaking up bar fights, eating Chinese food in his underwear, a tangible feeling of safety. .

BIOGRAPHY

If his parents had their way, Griffin would be just two short years away from taking over the family business. He’s not, but that’s the life he was groomed for; charismatic, intelligent, confident, and naturally talented, as a kid it seemed like he was destined to follow in his father’s footsteps. Griffin was never too sure about that, but he certainly played the part as expected. Unlike his sister, Griffin’s magic manifested young, and his parents invested in lessons right away–magic, alongside an education, were of the utmost importance.

It’s no surprise to anyone that Scutum’s mark appeared on him shortly after the birth of his sister. Even though he’s twelve years older, Griffin has always felt a fierce protectiveness over Eve, even though the need for protection, at that time, started and ended with their parents. Admittedly, he’s always felt like her difficult relationship with their parents was kind of his own fault; he didn’t have control over how early his magic manifested, but that fact put higher expectations on Eve than she deserved. Because of that, Griffin always felt a duty to stand up to their parents on her behalf, something that never went well, but there was minimal kickback–after all, at the time, he was the ticket to the Theron legacy living on.

The issue was that Griffin’s heart was never in it. It was easy to fake his way through it, though he often dreamt of telling his parents to fuck off in favor of actually living a life he wanted to live. For the sake of Eve and his trust fund, Griffin went along with his destined “path” for quite some time. He attended Yale, just like he was supposed to, and ended up with a Master’s degree in International Business when he returned to New York to join the family business.

Once he was in it, it was clear to Griffin that it wasn’t a sustainable life; he was miserable, to say the least, working under his father, and even the prospect of owning the company someday made him feel like there was no light at the end of the tunnel. As he came to terms with those facts, he watched Eve grow into her role as Sagittarius and more confident in her future in the Theron business, and Griffin, feeling like he no longer needed to be an always-present buffer, knew this was his time to get out.

Of course, getting out of the Theron family business wasn’t straightforward. His family, influential and cutthroat, had the ability to stonewall him all over town, and even if they wouldn’t, Griffin didn’t have the faintest idea who he was outside of what his parents wanted him to be. And so, to his parents’ absolute horror, Griffin leaned into his role of Scutum and enlisted in the Army, far out of the reach of his parents. At the very least, it gave him a larger purpose to serve and bought him some time to figure out his next move.

In all, he served three tours–Hawaii, Kuwait, and Germany–before deciding it was time for the next stage in his life. While the army had been rewarding and had given him a lot of time to self-reflect, it hadn’t given him any insight into how he wanted to spend his life, especially now that he was on his parents’ shit list.

Considering magic’s been the one thing in his life that’s given him a sense of purpose and any kind of enjoyment, that seemed like the next natural avenue to explore. Knowing Eve is at Polaris, along with an old friend from the army, Griffin’s opted to attend at the start of the 2020 summer semester. He’s not sure what Polaris might bring him, but it’s a step in the right direction.

INCLINATION

Scutum, The Shield, is skilled in Protection Magic. Scutum has a history of sponsoring those who would lay down their lives to save others, and is built to be able to absorb a higher amount of attacks than the average witch. On the flip side, those with this inclination often fall short on offensive magic when they don’t have something or someone they’re focused on protecting, as though they can’t tap into that side of their magic without a strong purpose. As a result, those sponsored by Scutum is typically passive by nature.

CONNECTIONS

Filling Carter MacArthur’s Military Brat.

Filling Yvette Theron’s Older Brother.

Rich Kid Shit: This is someone around Griffin’s age who also came from a family of means in New York City. These two probably fucked around, caused a little bit of low stakes trouble under the radar–anything to help them maintain a little sanity as they did the song & dance of coming from high profile families.

Dueling Partner: Someone who’s skilled at offensive fighting but maybe needs more help on defensive magic. Griffin’s the opposite, a master at protective spells but unable to fight without the right combination of circumstances, so these two work together to try and teach the other their skillset.

Penned by Ashley ★

[spdersilk]

The Avengers Aesthetics

Tony Stark: freshly brewed black coffee. desks filled with miscellaneous papers strewn everywhere. harsh winters. tinkering at 2 am. records of different rock bands. a drawer filled with treasured gifts from loved ones. nibbling on fingernails. the pungent scent of alcohol. ostentatious colors of red and gold. roughed up worker boots. a mind saturated with intuitive thoughts. sarcastic quips and half smirks. tired eyes. aching bones. the feeling of being lost.

Steve Rogers: dewy mornings. bright toothy smiles. freshly baked cherry pies from Brooklyn Cafes. 40′s swing music. baby blue sweaters and light brown khakis. bruised knuckles. burtbees chapstick. a broken compass. old letters from loved ones. polaroids. melancholy. forehead kisses. notebooks and wooden pencils. fingers covered in graphite. the feeling of looking for something that cannot be found.

Natasha Romanoff: red lipstick. bubblegum. wine stains on white napkins. clint’s jackets. stilettos. hail storms. broken ballet shoes. small smirks. framed candids of the team. russian novels. rhubarb ice cream. roses with sharp thorns. goosebumps. black shiny leather. heartache. hair filled with secrets. 80s movies. the feeling of wanting to let go.

Clint Barton: ripped bandages. coffee pots brewed to the tip. cotton tee shirts. the taste of honeydew. crooked smiles. spending time with family. reading comics at night. wanting to stay in bed after waking up. loyalty. calluses. worn out bones. ripped canvases. the feeling of losing security.

Bruce Banner: yellow jumpers. classical music. sad smiles. notepads filled with theoretical discoveries. broken pencils. clean lab coats. isolation. greek mythology. wanting to be a better person. stress relief dogs. chamomile tea. learning new languages. the feeling of losing control.

Thor Odinson: belly laughs. large hands. mead. early morning walks. meeting up with friends. lumberjack boots. catching fireflies at night. braided hair. the colors of the bifrost bridge. norse poems. poptarts. a collection of different items from the nine realms. the feeling of fear when all hope is lost.

Peter Parker: frayed sweaters. bubbly laughter and shy smiles. chipped cassettes. neon city lights. greasy cheese pizza. tangled headphones. glossy eyes. spearmint gum. bed hair. torn sneakers. a notebook filled with favorite movies. earthy scents. the feeling of insecurity.

Wanda Maximoff: broken mosaics. trembling hands. timid smiles. leather gloves. ripped jeans. the scent of freshly cooked paprikash. recorded videos of loved ones. black nail polish. indie music. sci fi books. exotic candles. a bruised heart. empty glass bottles of perfume. the feeling of never being good enough.

Stephen Strange: dry wit.��record players. tailored suits. cocky smirks. scarred hands. classic literature books with uneven binding. success and ambition. ballroom dancing. the scent of aftershave. collections of antique items. red and blue drapes. late sunsets. chipped coffee mugs. a broken clock. the feeling of wanting to know more but never knowing enough.

Bucky Barnes: cheeky grins. irish coffee. the solitary feeling of being alone. quiet laughter. harsh breaths and heaving chests. golden retriever puppies. Chopin’s Nocturne Op.9 No.3. local newspapers. suave pick up lines. breakfast foods. corny jokes. the feeling of not belonging anywhere. 

T’challa Udaku: royal blues and golds. the nostalgic feeling of listening to old music. family heirlooms. feeling content after a day of being productive. sunny afternoons and picnics. smiles from loved ones. a stomach filled with butterflies. banter between siblings. the feeling of being burdened with great responsibility.

Scott Lang: childish laughter. grandma scarves. deep and unconditional love. a heart of gold. the scent of homemade cinnamon twists. longing for stability. fitted black shirts. bruised fingers. pastel colors. scattered blueprints. erratic yet intellectual thoughts. the feeling of not wanting to be another disappointment. 

[cinnaminsvga]

soft bias tag ❣️

i was tagged by my two eternal loves, @gukyi and @gukhopes!!

⇢ who’s my bias?

the most minion of gays, min yoongi

⇢ what made you notice them?

i don’t quite remember, if i’m being honest. he crawled and shimmied his way into my mind like a memory that was always meant to be there. it was like saying hello to an old friend. his voice, presence, talent––all of the things that make him what he is slowly took over my heart, like the way the sun just peeks over the horizon, its rays of light bringing warmth to all that it touches.

⇢ what’s your favourite thing about them?

his passion for his art is extraordinary. there’s something hypnotic about his fire; it crackles and burns quietly, and you never truly realize its power until it starts swallowing all that it touches. his fiery aura yearns to destroy and create, but it’s never cruel.

i could write hymns over his voice, his sleepy smiles, his intimidating stance. but inside of him lies a boy just itching to say his song, his heart bleeding and just waiting for someone to listen. luckily, i’m all ears.

⇢ who would initiate skinship more?

it would probably be me, although only by a slight margin. that’s one of the things that has always confused me about yoongi; his moods and desires for skinship change like the phases of the moon.

⇢ who would hog the blankets more?

yoongi, and only because i’ll wrap him like a burrito even before we sleep and i’ll just sleep like a starfish beside him.

⇢ who would be more clingy?

...me? we’re emotionally constipated people, so even showing the slightest bit of affection would probably one-hit K.O. the both of us. i suspect that on rainy days however, we’ll put aside our fears and hold each other.

⇢ who would say i love you first?

yoongi. yoongi, yoongi, yoongi. it takes almost all the strength in my body to even admit to myself that i am slightly attached to a person, so even the thought of saying those three words feels like a burn in my throat. but the moment he would let those words slip from his lips, i would know. 

⇢ who would easily be more flustered?

oh, definitely me. he could put the toilet seat down after peeing and i’d be over the moon. just, people being considerate? for me? we shall marry when the sun reaches the apex.

⇢ what cuddling position would you two have?

i’ve never been into spooning, so facing each other with our legs laced together is what we’d probably do. it would start out with space between our bodies, almost oceans away. then, slowly throughout the night, we’d come closer together until my head is gently cradled by his hands, my face pressed against his chest as the scent of yoongi’s body soap seeps its way into my nose. 

⇢ which colours remind you of him?

black and red. 

he is made of black, obstinate things. his irises, despite its darkness, they glow with something indescribable. it’s tempting, scary, unimaginable. it’s a color begging to be understood, to be loved.

he is made of red, fiery things. his fingers burn with a slight tinge of red from pressing piano keys and buttons for hours on end. it’s incredible, fiery, and warm. it’s a color begging to be shared. 

⇢ what season would you like to spend with them?

winter. i need him to chase away the cold with the heat that he brings, both figuratively and physically (if you know what i mean HA)

⇢ who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

if yoongi wants us both alive, then he’d better bake the cookies. he’d be complaining the entire time though, and when he starts placing batter on the parchment paper, he’ll wonder why there’s suddenly only 10 servings when he was sure he’d made enough for 20. oops, and now i have salmonella. fun times!

⇢ which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

we’d both make terrible puns. his would be more intelligent and cringey, whereas mine would be just plain cringey. i’d laugh at all his puns whereas he’ll give me a noogie every time my eyes would light up with a new, horrible joke.

⇢ who would want to adopt 50 cats and dogs?

we’d compromise and get 100 dogs instead. holly and poops (that’s my dog hehe) will produce hundreds of pups and we’ll star in a real-life version of the 101 dalmations.

⇢ which one of you would nearly burn the kitchen down trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?

yoongi to the rescue, as always. also, i am definitely craving a pop tart right now. he’ll have to carry me for months as i recover from my second-degree burns and diabetes from eating 12 poptarts in one afternoon.

⇢ who likes to lean over trail railings and who would pull them back?

neither of us; we’d be pulling back our idiot friends who would be leaning over the trail railings. or alternatively: we passively watch as those aforementioned friends fall and hit their faces. 

⇢ what would watching a horror movie be like?

yoongi would be squealing and crying the entire time, making those weird “ᵃʰʰʰʰʰ” sounds the entire time while i pray ten hail mary’s beside him. good times!

⇢ who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

we’re both cheesy flirts attempting to be smooth. we’re chunky flirts. 

⇢ who would be more competitive?

neither of us because we’d just give up on the game once we realize we have to put 1% effort to win. although, we’re not averse to using alternative methods (i.e. cheating our evil butts off)

⇢ who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, sleep, drink water, etc.)?

both of us are terrible at self-care. we’d constantly remind one another to do basic human routinely activities while simultaneously forgetting to do them ourselves. it would be a constant argument of “you’re too skinny!!” and “you’re pruning like a raisin!!” until one of our actual responsible friends will pull us by the ears until we actually go take care of ourselves. yoongi and zee: nation’s almost-dead couple. 

⇢ who sends memes and who sends cute “i miss you” texts at 3 am??

i am the meme database, his only source of meme etiquette. he accepts me as his uwu queen and we live in harmony with our established roles. also, we’d both send the “i miss you” texts, but it wouldn’t be the normal type of text. 

zee: omg this is so sad yoongi play despacito

yoongi: omg this is so sad can this text get 1000 likes and zee to come visit me in the studio? i miss her ://

i’m gonna tag these truly wonderful and talented human beings @seokkbuns​ @yminie​ @oppamansae​ @gimmesumsuga​ @gukspoc​ @guksheart​ @wagicshop​ and anyone else who wants to do this!!

[dragneel-family]

Things Said In My Household But With Fairy Tail Pt.4

*At The Mall*

Erza: Don't do anything stupid guys.

Natsu: *scoffs* How dare you accuse us of such vulgar intentions.

Gajeel: I feel offended.

Gray: We would never. What are we 5?

Wendy: Thats something i question everyday.

___

*Two Hours Later*

*in the car riding back home*

*dead silent*

Gray: Erza I know you're mad...

Erza: *staying quiet while continuing to drive*

Natsu: Pls dont hurt us.

Gajeel: It was Natsu's idea.

Natsu: WAS NOT.

*the car stops immediately and causes everyone to lurch forward*

Erza: WHO THE FUCK SWIMS IN THE MALLS FOUNTAIN?

Gray: techically we were trying to get the money.

Erza: ...

Gajeel: we're so screwed.

___

Wendy: Heys guys I kissed a boy today! :D

AllThree: *playing video games and not paying attention* uh huh, thats nice, good for you.

Wendy: ...Im going on a date now.

AllThree: right, have fun, bring back some food.

Wendy: ....

Wendy: Im pregnant

Natsu: *falls off the couch*

Gajeel: *drops controller*

Gray: *jumps up*

AllThree: IMMA KILL A FUCKER, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG, WHAT?!!

Wendy: April fools!

____

Laxus: Do you want ice cream?

Natsu: *from upstairs* YES

Gray: *outside* I WANT VANILLA.

Gajeel: GET ME CHOCOLATE. *somewhere*

Laxus: I WASNT ASKING YOU FUCKERS. so wendy ya want some?

____

Natsu: i swear to god...*looks in the cupboard* gray you better not have..

*wrapper noises in backround*

Gray: *opening poptart* What?

Natsu: OH HELL NO *jumps Gray*

*CRASH*

Erza: *runs down stairs with a bat* WHO THE F-- *sees Natsu and gray fighting* ITS TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING . *starts hitting them with the bat*

___

Gajeel: *from upstairs* NATSU HELP..

Natsu: You better not be stuck in the catbox again.

___

*In Treehouse*

Gajeel: WE ARE THE TREE KINGS

Natsu: ARGH MATEY

Both: ALL HAIL QUEEN WENDY.

Gray: Arent we getting too old for this?

Wendy: THROW HIM OVERBOARD

Natsu: RIGHT AWAY YOUR MAJESTY

Both: *pushes Gray out the tree house*

Gray: Wait I ASK FOR MERCY.

Gajeel: *holding him over edge*

Wendy: hmm..NO MERCY.

Gajeel: *drops him*

Both: ALL HAIL OUR RUTHLESS LEADER. *insert Grays screaming*

____

*When Wendy was Younger*

Wendy: *shy* um Gajeel..natsu..gray..

Gajeel: yea?

Wendy: the house...*shys away*

Natsu: what about it?

Wendy: it's...*shifts*

Gray: it's?...

Wendy: On fire.

AllThree: WHAT?!!

___

*At The Beach When they were younger*

Natsu: that was so uncool.

Gray: we worked so hard.

Wendy: *crying* Erza, Gajeel destroyed our sand castle.

Gajeel: hehehe

Erza: *throws gajeel into a trashcan*

Erza: there you go. That handles both our problems.

___

*Wendy as a toddler*

Gray: *filming Wendy and Natsu*

Natsu: Is it recording?

Gray: Yes idiot.

Natsu: okay wendy say Natsu.

Wendy: Ewza.

Gray: SAY GRAY

Wendy: Ewza

Natsu: FUCK.

___

Wendy: fwuck ewza.

Erza: what the..who..?

Wendy: Natwsu and Gwray.

Erza: ...

___

Natsu: *throws shades on*

Gray: *throws shades on*

Gajeel: *throws shades on*

Wendy: * looks at them and throws shades on upside down*

__

Gajeel: *singing in the shower upstairs*

Natsu: god who's dying

Gray: I wonder how his cat puts up with his shit.

*faint cat crying for help and scratching the bathroom door*

___

Natsu: s-shit.

Gray: *pale*

Gajeel: what's up with you both?

Gray: E-erza's been ignoring us all day.

Gajeel: *turns pale* what the hell did you guys do ..

Both: WE DONT KNOW.

___

Erza: *has earphones in*

___

*At Police Station*

Erza: *silent*

Natsu: OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

Gajeel: what a relief.

Gray: Get us out.

Erza: you're so lucky we're in the police station otherwise you three would have been murdered. AND WHO DANCES NAKED ON THE ROOF OF TARGET?!

____

Jesus.

Part 5? : )

[its8simplejulesblog]

The Get to Know Me Post

Cheers to being unoriginal and self-absorbed! 

What is your full name?- Julianna Michaelina Larock 

What does your name mean?- It means my parents are Italian and they wanted me to have a last name that was too easy to make puns out of

Are you named after anyone?-Nope! I am uniquely my own person (along with the millions of other girls with a name that is a variation of Julianna) 

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?- Lame, Rock, Line, Mile, Hail, Nail

If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?- I always liked the name Leigh, pronounced like Lee, but make it ~hipster~

Where are you from?- The most exciting state on the east coast 

Where were you born?- The most exciting state on the east coast 

Where did you grow up?- The most exciting state on the east coast 

Who did you look up to growing up?- My mom for sure. She has always been graceful in the face of adversity and taught me to do the same. She has a passion for learning and being the best version of herself while holding steadfast to her beliefs. 

What are your best characteristics?- I’d like to think that I am very empathetic and eager to become more knowledgable on any topic that interests me.

What are your favorite things about yourself?- This was not true for the longest time, but I love my eyes. They’ve always been brown and opinion kind of dull, but in the sunlight they’re beautiful so I changed my mind. Also I have a lot of hair and it’s very versatile so I like that too. 

Which of your parents are you closest to?- I don’t like this question. Both, but in different ways. My mom is my best friend, and I feel comfortable telling her anything. However, my dad has always pushed me to be the most successful (in my own terms) version of myself and I really respect that. 

Which of your parents are you more like?- Again, both. However, I’ve always said that I look more like my dad, but have the mannerisms of my mom. 

Are your grandparents still married?- My dad’s father, unfortunately, passed away a few years ago, but my mom’s parents are still together and they’re adorable. We facetime them often (yeah, they use facetime, they’re COOL grandparents) 

What relative was important to you growing up & why?- My grandmother on my mom’s side is the most caring woman I have ever met in my life. She has had a couple strokes, so she can’t keep up physically as much as she used to, but she would give her heart and time for virtually anyone. She is the kindest soul I have ever met in my entire life and honestly I almost cry every time I think about her she’s so cute. 

What is one thing that you’ve never revealed to your parents?- A boring answer, but really nothing. Everything I haven’t explicitly told them I’m sure they could easily guess on their own because of conversations we’ve had. 

What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?- Jaden 

What do you call your grandparents?- On my mom’s side: Grandmom and Poppop; on My dad’s side: Brabby 

What is your best physical feature?- I like how long my legs are. I like feeling tall without actually being ridiculously tall. 

What is your biggest accomplishment?- Flying to China alone for the STEM road trip was a huge deal. I might even write about that trip actually. 

What is your biggest fear?- Being outcasted 

What is your biggest regret?- Being a people pleaser, or at least trying to, in highschool 

What is your eye color?- Brown, and I love it now 

What inspires you?-Anyone that can be unapologetically confident in themselves 

What is the most important thing in your life?- Being content, so that I can use my skills to make others happy 

What has required the most courage of you in your life so far?-Speaking Chinese at the schools in China. I knew it was necessary for them to feel comfortable, but I also didn’t want them to laugh at me haha. 

Who is your favorite actor?-Penn Badgley 

Who is your favorite actress?- Anne Hathaway 

Who is your favorite celebrity?- Currently Hannah Ann Sluss (solely for the way she slayed Peter alive during the finale, get him girl)  

Who is your favorite musician?- Rex Orange County 

Who’s your favorite person in the world?- Me :) (it’s gotta be that way) 

What is your favorite childhood memory?- My brother and I used to put bowls on our heads and build rocket ships out of cardboard boxes. Oh! Also we had an inflatable ball pit, that was interesting. 

What is your favorite color?- Maroon 

What is your favorite cultural activity?- Well my uncle is Chinese (my aunt met him in the peace corps) so whenever we go to their house in D.C we make a lot of traditional Chinese food and anything involving eating is immediately my favorite activity

What is your favorite drink?- Non alcoholic: Lemonade Alcoholic: Whiskey Sour

What is your favorite fairytale?- I love Goldie Locks because it teaches us that sometimes being average is favorable LOL 

What is your favorite food?- A good Philly Cheesesteak <3

What is your favorite holiday destination?- Spain Spain and always Spain

What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?- Cookie Dough 

What is your favorite music genre?- I’ve been into Trap Music lately but I also like Indie which is inherently the complete opposite of trap 

What is your favorite physical activity?- Yoga 

What is your favorite quote?- “Be the change you wish to see in the world” 

What is your favorite snack?- S’mores or Brown Sugar poptarts, but only those two flavors 

What is your favorite song?- Best Friend by Rex Orange County 

What is your favorite sport?-Swimming 

What is your favorite time of the day?- Sunset/ Dusk 

What is your favorite type of clothing?- Sweatpants 

What is your favorite way to pass time?- Reading or Writing 

What is the name of your favorite restaurant?- The Melting Pot 

What is your all-time favorite town or city? Why?- A three-way tie between Philly, New York City, and D.C. I’ve probably spent equal time in each, and I have people I love in each so I simply could not choose :) 

What is your favorite candle scent?-Frosted Cranberry from Bath and Body Works 

What is your favorite social media channel?- Michelle Phan on Youtube 

Where’s your favorite place to take an out-of-town guest?-Honestly, to the mall..or the beaches 

What was your favorite subject in High School?-English or Biology 

What was your least favorite subject in High School?- Math 

What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?- When I was really little it was Teletubbies, in Middle School I liked Shake-It-Up (sorry) and I also watched a LOT of Food Network. 

What do you love about your favorite TV Show?- That it didn’t require any thought 

Are you scared of heights?- No! In fact, I love them. I love ferris wheels and zip-lining and I want to go skydiving and bungee jumping. 

Are you high maintenance?- With my parents, yes, but not with anyone else. 

Are you more inclined to “build your own empire” or unleash the potential of others?- Unleash the potential of others. We would have to work together anyway at some point. 

Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage it head-on?- It absolutely depends. There are times when conflict just makes it worse. However, it someone is directly attacking you or your character, or not holding themselves accountable then that needs to be addressed. 

Are you a dog person or cat person?- Dog

Are you a fan of any sports team?- We like the Eagles and the Steelers in this house 

Are you a good cook?- Yeah! I used to make really good chicken parmesan and I also made a lot of shrimp crostini. 

Are you an early adopter or late-adopter?- Early

If you had more courage what would you do differently in your life now?- I would just say whatever was on my mind all the time.

What is good about how you are living your life right now?-I am, for once, the epicenter of all of my priorities. 

If you could eliminate one weakness or limitation in your life, what would it be?-Literally COVID-19. 

Who has left the most impact on your life?- I mean..myself. No one else can ultimately make my decisions for me.  

What aspect of your life needs tremendous improvement?-Oh my diet is trash, I need to stop eating whatever is in sight. 

Congrats if you made it this far, there were 371 of these, but I figured I’d spare you ;) 

-Julia 

[lonely-void-flower]

Nightmaren!Chibi's hair kinda reminds me of Nights from Sonic.

N.Chibi: Ding ding ding! we got an observant one here! someone get them a Poptart for that! hahaha

N.Chibi: I hail form that Place you see! I got tired of being father’s little puppet and i managed to get out of the dreamworld! in a way im related to NiGHTS! i mean we do share the same creator and all.

[pinnnkfluffyunicorns]

ALL HAIL: The s’mores poptart kitty!!!

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #95

this one’s long, buckle up.

do you put candy canes on your christmas tree? yeah. what’s your favorite flavor of doritos? cool ranch, yum<3 have you ever seen a hippo in person? yeah. do your siblings text you? not unless they need something. who is your ex dating/talking to? i'm assuming jason's still with ashley. when growing up, did your family always eat at the dinner table together?  usually. did your parents read bedtime stories to you when you were little? mom did. has anyone in your family gotten pregnant as a teenager?  pretty sure my mom? i don't feel like doing the math... maybe she was 20... i don't remember when she had katie. do you know anyone who overshares every little detail of their life on social media? oh my god, yes. if you were a mermaid, what color would you like your fin thing to be? pink have you ever been bitten by anything venomous? no. how many bathrooms does your house have? is this enough? one, and no. how far away from your town/city is your state’s capital city? like an hour. do you think that christians (and other religions) can believe in evolution?  i suppose. your first dog?  trigger. your first cat? chance. do you prefer mint, citrus, or cinnamon toothpaste?  mint. what color hoodie did you wear last?  black w/ a pikachu design. if you wear glasses, do you have them for nearsighted/farsightedness? or what? i have trouble seeing far away. do you have a build-a-bear? somewhere. do you think emo is an overused, overrated term nowadays? no, but there are a lot of misconceptions about it. do you love listening to sad piano solos? YEAH was one of your grandpas in a war?  i don't think so... what do you like more, acoustic or electric? electric do you still consider pluto a planet?  PLUTO IS A GOSH DARN PLANET OKAY do you like to eat leftovers? not particularly. nothing tastes the same warmed up. would it bother you if you had to dissect a cat?  yes. do you watch south park or family guy? no, but i prefer family guy. do your pets come to you when you call them? bentley and cali always do, teddy almost always does unless he's being lazy. ha ha he's old, i guess it's okay. do you like belts?  studded ones that actually look cool, yeah. i always wore a belt in high school. have you ever used fake eyelashes?  no. have you ever used fake nails? no. what type of music is your favorite? heavy metal. what type of music is your least favorite?  rap do you like fall out boy?  i sure do. patrick stump is my favorite singer. who is the lead singer of your favorite band? ozzy osbourne, james hetfield, marilyn manson, otep shamaya, jeremy mckinnon, dani filth, jonathan davis, til lindemann have you ever done any hard drugs? no. do you like beer? never tried it, never will. it smells awful. have you ever drank tequila? no. who is your favorite actor? johnny depp! so talented! doughnut or twinkie? donuts have you ever called your best friend a bitch? not to her face. do you like poptarts or toaster strudels better?  toaster strudels have you ever encountered a shark while swimming in the ocean? no, thankfully. have you ever met someone who supports nazism?  no, thank christ. what’s the worst sickness you’ve ever had?  stomach virus what’s the scariest video game you’ve ever played? "scp containment breach." i can't play it lol. when was the last time you took your pet to the vet? what was wrong with it? i'm pretty sure like a year or so ago because teddy had extremely rancid urine. do you have neat writing?  i actually do. is your writing pretty small or large? smallish do you have an album of your baby pictures?  yeah. last hickey was from?  jason are there any inappropriate pictures of you anywhere? no. what is your favorite romance movie?  "the notebook" do you remember happy bunny?   lol yeah. would you like to have twins? ugh, no. would you rather give birth naturally or have a c-section? c-section. i legitimately do not believe i'd be able to give birth naturally, even with an epidural. does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it? my older sister has my initial. what make up product do you never use?
 blush how long have you been sober? like a month. do you have a friend who you think is a sex addict? maybe. do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion? yes. and she wants to get a tattoo with her child's name and i am sorry, but i have a huge fucking problem with that. yeah, tattoo the name of someone you killed on yourself. do you like the state you live in? no. well, i don't like the area i live in. how is your ex doing? don't know, don't care. have you ever held an uncommon pet before (ex: mouse, spider, snake, lizard)? i've held mice, gerbils, rats, snakes, lizards, a tarantula, and i think i held a ferret before. are you anyone’s first love?  i don't think so. i'd at least hope jason loved rachel since they've had sex. how do you want to be proposed to? i don't really care, just something cute and sincere. would you rather use a crayon, a colored pencil, or a marker to color with? colored pencil. aren't self-pitying people just annoying?  i mean it really depends. there's nothing wrong with feeling sorry for yourself, honestly. but if it's excessive, yes, it's annoying and unhealthy. do you have a fixed showerhead or is it removable? it's removable. Do you prefer paperback, hardcover, or permabound?  hardcover what's your favorite riff? probably something from metallica. maybe "king nothing," or maybe "orion." metallica has the best riffs. what was your favorite childhood nursery rhyme or tongue twister?  probably "the itsy-bitsy spider" what color is your mother's hair?  it's such a dark brown that it's essentially black what is the name of your computer?  mine's a sager, but the one i currently have to use is a toshiba if you have a world of warcraft character, what is its name? oh god, i have more than i'd like to admit lol... my main's alessandara, though. i also have avaanna, mecho, merihim, xymbya, papillon, uhhh... fuck dude i don't remember them all. fast or slow songs? fast forums or game sites? forums snowing or hailing? snowing. hail is scary. grunge or retro style? grunge when’s the next time you will consume alcohol?  i don't know. do you think people with legitimate addictions are pathetic, or do you understand them? they are in no way pathetic, but there's no way to "understand" someone with an addiction unless you've been through it yourself, which i haven't. have you ever actually felt an earthquake before? how bad was it? no. but one actually did happen back home while i was at the zoo once; we couldn't feel it there, though. literally EVERYONE at the zoo was getting phone calls about it. it was like everyone stopped at once. but anyway, it was super-duper minor; we don't get earthquakes in nc, really. like having one was a huge surprise. do you think country is all about whining about losing their truck, their dog, their wife/husband, etc.? just afuckingbout. yes, i am perfectly aware that not all songs are like that, but you can't tell me with a straight face that most aren't. do you think all pop songs are about partying, love and heartbreak? same answer as country. have you ever hallucinated?  i think i mildly did when i was coming off a certain medication. i saw moving shadows a lot in my periphery. which tv show have you seen pretty much every episode of? "meerkat manor," both iterations of "fullmetal alchemist," p much every episode of "that '70s show" i think, probably more... what's the name of the kid you babysit?  i don't actively babysit, but i watched our former neighbor's kid tapanga once. do you know how to play poker?  i used to. so, what is your house? gryffindor, hufflepuff, ravenclaw or slytherin?  i took a quiz once and it said i was like a precise mix of them all. what have you inherited from your dad’s side of the family?  pacing, maybe bipolarity. name something you’ve done that your parents don’t know about: i'd rather not. do little kids like you? apparently. they seem to. how long was your longest relationship? 3 1/2 years if someone is on your bad side what can they do to get on your good side? apologize and actually act sorry do you call anyone sir or ma'am?  i call everyone older than me sir/ma'am if a mother spends a lot of time online do you think she is neglecting her kids? i mean it depends. you can still take perfect care of your kids while spending a good amount of time online. have you ever had a ct scan? did you have to drink dye if it was on your stomach? i think... i can't remember if it was a ct scan or an mri when i had my concussion. have you ever dissected a frog or any other animal? a frog, yes. aaaand it turned out to be pregnant. me and my partner felt awful. why do people feel the need to have these huge, extravagant weddings? because it's a very exciting time, and people can celebrate it as big as they want? if you were a video game character, who would you be? probably heather mason from sh3. she reminds me a lot of myself. when I say "sexiest man alive", who do you think of? mark fischbach oboi who would you consider a very sexy woman? i don't find any woman "sexy" considering i'm straight, but the most attractive imo is hannah hart. she is sooo cute. have you ever made your communion? what about confirmation? i did both as a catholic what's one of the weirdest fears you have? whale sharks lmao what was your first word? "dada" do you have your genitals pierced? no, and i never would. do you have any tattoos that are hidden?  no. what friend of yours will read your responses to this entire survey? *shrugs* do you have any nervous habits?  i wring my hands really badly. when was the last time you had something with alcohol in it? when mom, nicole, and i went to olive garden and i had a strawberry-mango margarita. what compliment do you hear the most? "i love your hair" last funeral you attended was when? hmmm... i think miss lolita's mom... so a good few years ago. do you know anyone who hates to have their picture taken? yeah, me. what one word can piss you off instantly?  no word necessarily pisses me off alone, but there are some words i really don't like. what do you drink with breakfast? milk, usually. have you ever been hospitalized for more than a week?  yeah. do you remember the movie e.t.? i do; i used to love it. then all of a sudden the guys in the suits towards the end started to scare me lol any names your parents were thinking about that you would prefer?  no. i'm pretty sure mom was considering kathryn, but i don't really like the name. how many times have you said "i love you" to someone of the opposite sex [romantically] and meant it? to only one person about a billion times. how many times have you said it and not meant it?  none. if you won a $1,000 shopping spree to one store, what store would you want it to be?  rebel's market how old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?  i'm not sure. who taught you?  my dad. on the sex you are interested in, do you prefer muscles, average size, or scrawny bodies? average. what's the best gift you've ever received from a significant other?  uhhhh. i'm not sure. oh, probably the ring jason gave me on one of our anniversaries. do you like robin thicke? one of his songs isn't that bad. who was your last relative to pass away? my dad's mom, i think. do you have a nickname that you don’t enjoy? "twinkie" from mom ;-; do you enjoy chicken noodle soup? no. can you hula hoop? yeah. do you know someone who has lost their entire memory?  thankfully, no. i do know someone with dementia, though. have you ever been to an ocean and, if so, which one? the atlantic what’s your favorite sea creature?  dolphins, whales, seahorses which of your exes has your parents disliked? well i mean, they both liked jason, now neither of them can stand him. what’re your uncles’ names? oh god. i have a few. but the ones i remember are uhhh rob, and i think ricky. i know there's another. who’re your two closest friends?  sara, colleen what’s your favorite forest animal? deer, i suppose. do any of your friends only go by a nickname? girt, yes. i think his family calls him donald, though. have you ever been pressured to get married?  no. do you like pirates or mermaids better?  mermaids. what’s one thing you’re always reluctant to tell people?  oh god. do you like wearing your hair in braids? no. do you think your ancestors and heritage are important? not really. do you agree with traditional male and female roles? no. what’s the most amount of males you’ve lived with at one time? two. bobby lived with us for a while; he eventually went back to tennessee though because his father technically had custody of him. do you like dogs or foxes better? foxes. have you ever ran away from home?  briefly, yes. what crimes has your last or current significant other committed?  i don't know. if you were turned into a god or goddess, what would you be the god or goddess of? fangirling over youtubers and meerkats lmao do you like gargoyles?   yeah, they're cool. what show/concert do you want to attend next? i'm really really hoping mark decides to come to raleigh for he and the gang's show because ahhh i wanna go has anyone ever said they would die for you?  yeah. would you cut off your own pinky for one billion dollars? honestly, no. do you think it is awkward for people over sixteen to have sleepovers?  no? when do you plan on having kids or your next kid? never. last time you were drunk? i've never been really "drunk." closest was new year's though. voting for hillary? i didn't and i never would. i didn't vote for trump either, though. i hate them both. who's your favorite american idol judge? ahhhh who was that black guy that was in the original line-up. what pills do you take daily?  latuda, lamictal, prilosec, birth control. do you know any nurses personally?  yes, my sister, among others. do you look more like your mother or your father?  i've heard both. what sucks? a vacuum *high-fives self* at what age should a woman stop trying to conceive and why? once it's dangerous for her and the potential child what religion do you practice? creationist christianity how do you feel about war? it's very sad and entirely pointless are there some songs you can’t listen to because they remind you of something? not anymore. i used to not be able to listen to songs that reminded me of jason, but i can now. favorite south park character?  *shrugs* what provinces/states have you been in? uhhh. north carolina obviously, florida, new york, ohio, michigan, virginia, west virginia, maryland, pennslyvania, south carolina, georgia are you afraid of change? yes. is alcohol a common thing in your family? no more than the typical person in my immediate family, no. i don't know about distant relatives. who’s your favorite character from one of your favorite books?  dally in "the outsiders," and i don't really have one in "johnny got his gun" how many people do you live with? are these people related to you?  my mom and my little sister what is your favorite television show? why do you watch this show? "fullmetal alchemist," both versions. and because it's super-duper original, creative, and emotional. who is someone that you used to know, and miss?  megan, more than anyone. do you prefer black and white or color? depends. do you like wolves? yeah! how tall are you?  5'5'' do you overanalyze a lot?  only always. apples or oranges? apples. i don't like oranges. grapes or watermelon?  grapes. i also don't really like watermelon. do you have a birthmark, where? i don't think so. i've had some, but they just like. disappeared. would you call yourself a romantic person?  yes. what's the weirdest thing you ever did?  who the fuck even knows. do you own an instrument?  a flute and an electric guitar. have you ever fallen asleep in a significant other's arms? do you find that you fall asleep faster when accompanied by a significant other? yes, and no, actually. i need space. do you have any significantly older siblings? did they ever treat you as if you were their child?  half-siblings, yes. and no. do you like flea market shopping?  oh boy do i which side of the bed do you sleep on? usually to the left. ever had a funny mishap in the kitchen? please share. oh my god. one time me and jason were mock-fighting and i was storming in there to tell him off and i slipped hilariously, but he caught me, and we laughed for like ten minutes. one of my favorite memories. do you remember your dreams?  rarely. single forever with a great family or no family and your soulmate? honestly... that's really hard. i don't know. do you still have your baby blanket?  yeah. do you think pink floyd are overrated? no. i was never that big into them, though. do people say you have an accent? most of the time, no. sometimes people pick up on certain words, particularly my family in new york. what time were you born? either 11:20 or 11:30 am, i forget. if you got married and then got divorced, would you want to re-marry? maybe. do you use tumblr? what do you normally post?  my main blog is a rhett&link + markiplier trashcan, then i have a survey blog. ever seriously questioned your sanity?  multiple times. have you ever been in handcuffs? why? yes, because i was being transported to a mental hospital from the er. then when i was going to the court about my discharge date, but i was in full-body restraints then.  felt like a goddamn animal. would you consider naming your daughter penelope?  no, but i think it's a super-cute name. what do you think your mother thought when she first saw you after giving birth?  i don't know. but supposedly i saw her and immediately laughed and smiled so i'd hope something cute lol. what movie/show ‘emotionally scarred’ you as a kid? "courage the cowardly dog" lmao. who let that be a kids show? like i shit you not, king ramses terrified me. i had nightmares. i think i didn't like how he was animated differently compared to everything else. are your hobbies something you’d rather do alone or with others?  most of my hobbies i enjoy doing alone. is your favorite store spencers?  no, but i like it. where do you like to sit at the movie theater?  the middle what kind of alcohol do you tend to drink the most?  mike's hard is what i've had the most of. have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?  ew no. honestly grosses me out. is there a tv show or movie in which you’re incredibly emotionally attached to the characters? not really, but i guess if i had to pick, edward elric. oh, and dean winchester. do you have any health problems that are unusual for your age?  no. have you ever felt one of your parents were ashamed of you? yes. do you know someone who has had a stroke? probably. when do you want to get married? i don't have a particular age or whatever in mind. whenever it happens. what do you think of high school drop outs?  i personally believe everyone should finish high school, but i don't judge them. post a picture that makes you feel good about yourself.   this one.  it’s from my senior prom.  i miss being that small so, so much.

what helps you fall asleep?   daydreaming about happy shit. are you a decent singer?  no; my voice isn't steady.  the only thing i like about my singing voice is the fact i can change notes very quickly. which of your fields of interest are you a total expert on?   meerkats, "silent hill" which point in life do you think is hardest? (i.e. childhood, adulthood…)  teenage years how was life going for you, say, six months ago?   awful. can you lick your own elbow?  no. do you have moral objections to hunting?   if you're not going to use the meat, yes. can you remember the first video game you ever played?   probably the first of the "spyro the dragon" trilogy. drake or josh?   josh is bae is your dad getting bald?  no. would you ever get a tattoo on your leg?   yeah. when you're sick who takes care of you?  myself, mom sometimes. imagine your bf/gf proposes to you at a baseball stadium and they put it on national television. you don't want to get married at all. would you say yes to save him or her the embarrassment, then later break the truth to them?   honestly?  no.  that's a lie i'm not willing to tell. your friend's boyfriend is hitting on you, do you tell her?  yeah. would you ever get sleeves of tattoos?   dead-serious, i am seriously contemplating get a half-sleeve tattoo of a design that has my favorite youtubers' logos/whatever because youtubers are honestly my heroes. describe the darker side to your personality.   i can get unbelievably jealous and very hateful with one hell of a tongue if i'm pissed enough. what, without fail, makes you cry?  being yelled at. favorite spooky movie?   "blair witch project 2: book of shadows" or "the crazies" can you do math in your head well?   no.  i like physically can't. if there was a real jurassic park, would you visit it?   maybe.  i loooove dinosaurs. have you ever dressed like a goth?  yeah. do you have any friends whose first language is not english?  yes. what is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?   getting to the point that i attempted suicide. if your boy/girlfriend wanted to have a sex change, would you support them?  honestly?  no.  i don't support transgenderism. would you want a ferret as a pet?  i do, but i don't think i'd be able to handle it.  i've heard they require much maintenance. do you watch any daily vloggers on youtube? who?   trainer tips, ali-a, and lachlan, but i don't watch any actively. what’s one thing your partner must be able to accept about you?   my mental illnesses.  that's absolutely mandatory. where do/did you sit at lunch?   okay so this is like so clique-like, but the metalheads, goths, emos, scenes, or the like all sat together.  there was just a big blob of black lmao what’s the WORST show on adult swim?  ugh, "robot chicken," i think it's called.  i absolutely loathe it.  it is so remarkably immature. do you have any relatives that have shunned you, or vice versa?  my half-sister once did. how many times have you moved?   three have you ever caught a firefly?   yeah.  i used to do that all the time. do your boyfriend's friends like you?  i'm single, but i'm pretty sure my "main" ex's friends didn't like me, especially considering his best friend talked him into breaking up with me. do you cross your sevens?  yes. does your boyfriend know what you look like without make-up?   again, i'm single, but all my boyfriends have seen me without. last time slitting your wrist?  well this is an insensitive question and i really don't like it.  but whatever, it's been a long time. do you understand screamo and/or rap?  screamo, sometimes, rap, usually. highest level you have ever achieved in tetris?  oh my actual fuck, i hate tetris.  i can't do it.  i get WAY too stressed. favorite shade of green?   pastel green who is your favorite little mermaid character?   ursula do you have a favorite musician?   favorite musician in general?  ozzy osbourne. do you believe in past lives?   no. do you wear a ring on your finger?   i have a red ring with three crystals making a triangle on either side of it on my right ring finger. do you like seafood?   i like shrimp prepared in certain ways, and i had striper years ago, and i liked it. do you call your partner ‘baby’?   no, because i find it disrespectful. if you could go back in time, how far would you go?   i wouldn't go back to begin with. are you afraid of falling in love?   yes, but only because i'm afraid of getting hurt. was your last relationship a mistake?   yeah. are you insecure?   extremely. when was your last physical fight?   i've never been in a physical fight, but the closest i ever got was when the bitch i can't stand snatched my arm in high school and ended up bruising me. have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?   we've literally done so essentially all night multiple times. do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?   i mean, not completely, but i'm sure he'd accept me if i did.  girt's amazing. ever caught the stove on fire?   no, but fun fact, that's how our second house burned down.  we'd already moved out, and the dumbasses moving into it put a damn box on the stove.  the entire interior of the house was burned to a crisp. what’s the last thing you and your sibling laughed about?   who knows.  we don't exactly laugh a lot.  probably like a month ago when we were all playing mario kart. do your parents approve of your beliefs?   yeah.  well, i don't think my mom agrees with me not being catholic, because she seemed kinda upset when i altered my beliefs a bit, but w/e.  OH.  she also hates the fact that i don't believe "profanity" is really a thing. how long ago did you make your current screen name?   oh wow, it's been "ozzkat" for literally years. what “older” bands do you listen to?   i listen to a lot of '70s and '80s metal bands, so tons. do you have a friend who tends to act pessimistic?   oh god, i have an acquaintance who is the most pessimistic person i've ever met.  like i don't mind pessimism in small doses, but she's just annoying. is there anyone who hates you?   probably. would you consider adoption?   i don't want kids, but if for any reason i suddenly did, yeah.  i plan on getting my tubes tied once i'm married anyway, because i don't even want to risk kids.  i just shouldn't be a mother, even if i end up wanting children. how do you wear your makeup?   i rarely wear foundation, i always wear eyeliner, i'll usually put on black eye shadow, then i'll occasionally wear black lipstick. how many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?   if you're talking about all the people who have ever had the "boyfriend" title, four.  but the only one that was even remotely serious was jason. would you rather be buried or cremated when you die?   hmmm.  maybe buried.  well... or cremated.  i think it'd be really cool to be used as a fertilizer for a tree. what is your favorite thing to drink? alcoholic and non alcoholic?   my favorite alcoholic thing i've drunk so far are margaritas, but i don't have much experience to judge from.  non-alcoholic, mountain dew bc i'm awful. have you ever had a friend that you found extremely annoying but put up with anyway?   probably. peaches or plums?  plums.  i don't really like peaches. have you used limewire before?  years upon years ago. do you think you are paranoid?   i'm aware i am. have you ever wished someone was dead?  i have before, but i don't anymore. are hairy legs on women really overrated?  i honestly don't care if you shave your legs or not.  i personally have to because i'm too self-conscious and i feel weird if i don't, but whatever.  do it if you want to. do you think you will outlive everyone in your immediate family?   probably not.  my sisters are healthier than me in many ways. have you ever eaten wild berries?   yeah.  our old house had muscadine grapes that grew in the backyard every couple years. which of your friends has the best name?  alon. name a band you think are overrated:   twenty one pilots.  i only like one song by them, and just overall, i really don't think they're that good. shrek one or shrek two?   i actually like the second more. how similar is your current life to what you once imagined it would be at this moment (e.g., "i never imagined that i would have children at this age, but here i am!")?  i thought i'd still be jason.  i thought i'd be moved out by now.  i thought a lot of things. in any of your areas of interest, is there a certain theory, viewpoint, or scholar that you tend to disagree with, even if it is popular among others? if no fields of interest come to mind, is there a line of advice that you disagree with, but is popular with others?   meerkats: i don't agree that they make good pets.  markiplier: i firmly disagree with the theory that he's secretly bisexual or gay, as he's addressed it and said he wasn't.  rhett&link: i highly disagree with the idea that they're homophobic, considering they've had multiple lgbt crew members.  silent hill: i definitely disagree with the theory that lisa was a ghost the whole time, she was just in denial about her condition. what do you predict will happen to humanity in the future, with the imminence of global warming's destruction of the planet? e.g., there's no hope or we will leave the planet, etc. "the imminence of global warming's destruction of the planet"?   well i mean as a christian, i believe it'll be more of an apocalyptic situation versus a natural issue. do you know anyone named brianna?   my first best friend was named brianna.  i also know another one. what's your mom's maiden name?   kuhnle ("kyoon-lee") did you ever watch sailor moon?   a little bit.  my older sister loved it, though.  she legitimately had the little wand thing and used to sing and dance to the theme song lmao what was the most vicious pet you ever owned?   oh my god, hamsters.  i don't like them. have you ever seen "charlotte's web"?  yeah.  i used to love that movie. are you anyone's hero?  i doubt that. who has the biggest eyes that you know of?   this one girl that was in my band class.  i don't remember her name, but her eyes were sooo pretty. is there any song that makes you think of your dad?   "sweet child o' mine" by guns n' roses.  if i ever get married, i want that to be the father/daughter dance. brown rice or white rice?  white.  i don't like brown. are pregnant women wearing bikinis attractive to you?   well, i'm not attracted to women, so... which planet has the best name?  i think "pluto" is a cute name. have you ever picked fruit?   yeah.  true story, when i was little, my family went to a strawberry field, and instead of picking them, i legitimately ate every one i got.  my strawberry love started young lmao.  the owners were really nice though and didn't make my mom pay. did your parents give you the sex talk or did you hear it from a friend?  i learned from family life in the 5th grade. what is one pro of living where you do, and what is one con?   there aren't many pros, honestly... but i assume it's nice that we're not a target for international violence?  con, there's legitimately noooothing to do. what is your favorite episode of your favorite tv show?   "fullmetal alchemist," not sure.  but oh my god, "that '70s show," it's totally the one where donna finds panties in eric's room and it totally goes downhill.  my mom and i can't help but laugh every time at "ERIC!  YOU ARE A GOD!" if you identify with any political party, are any of your views contrary to what that party believes?   i claim myself as independent because i don't fully agree with either party. does having others watch you do things make you uncomfortable? what sorts of things make you extremely uncomfortable if you are watched while doing them? are there any things that give you confidence to do if you have an audience?  do.  fucking.  NOT.  watch me do essentially anything.  don't watch me on the computer, don't watch me writing, don't watch me draw, DON'T.  FUCKING.  WATCH ME. does someone in your house speak a different language on a regular basis?   no. what’s the shortest amount of time you think you could date someone before deciding to marry them, assuming you want to marry?   like three years. are you familiar with junie b. jones books?  YAAAAS MY CHILDHOOD when was the last time you "read" an "i spy" book?  GUUUUUUURL I LOVED THAT SHIT AS A KID.  we actually had two computer games of it and nicole and i played it ALL the time. what was your elementary school’s mascot?   a bulldog. who’s your favorite author:   probably christie golden, who wrote a lot of the wow books.  she was very descriptive. do you call your friends pet names like "hun" and "girlie"?  yes.  i'm very much for words of endearment with my friends. what's the best christmas present you've ever got?  my dog<3  mom put dog food underneath the christmas tree at the very back. do your parents give you an allowance?   no.  we can't afford that. have you ever had acne or bad spots?   my acne was pretty moderate in middle and high school. what do you think of cradle of filth?   OH MY GOOOOD A SURVEY WITH MY BABES.  i love them, they're one of my favorites!  they and otep have the best lyrics. which of your pets was the last to die?   my rats, i think. do you like action hero movies?  usually, yes. what was the most interesting animal you have seen in the wild?   just like opposums and raccoons... nothing crazy what is the weirdest obsession you’ve ever had?   meerkats, i assume.  no one really knows what they are. have you ever been a part of a threesome?   no, and i never would be. what is your boyfriend’s favorite video game?   i'm single, but i'll answer for my exes.  i know jason's is "castlevania: symphony of the night," and i'm at least pretty sure tyler's was "spyro the dragon: ripto's rage" do you know anybody who has been diagnosed with cancer?  yes.  mom (kidney), grandma (thyroid), aunt (breast), and i wouldn't be surprised if there was more. who is the most overall unpleasant person you've ever met?   rachel from high school and an old internet "friend" we called shakes. how much weight have you gained in the last 5 years?   i'd rather not even begin to imagine.  five years ago, i was around 120.  abilify destroyed me.  do not under any condition go on it. when is the next time you will see your grandma?   when she gets married.  she's getting married to a man she's known for a long time, but never actually dated.  you can only IMAGINE how i feel about that. do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?   no. what year were you born in?  1996 have you ever experienced a summer where the temperature exceeded 120'F/49'C?   i actually think so. what do you think of college, overall?  not for everyone, and WAY too fucking expensive. do you think you'll be married in ten years?  i mean it'd be nice, but i won't pitch a fit if i'm not. how many guys have felt you up?   one. do your hands shake a lot?   yeah.  i have an essential tremor.  it's gotten worlds better since i got off all those meds, though. do you want to move out of your current house any time soon and why or why not?   no.  my family just moved here, and i'm by no means ready to live on my own. when was the last time you played a board game and who did you play with?   months ago when i played scrabble with mom and girt. ever have a drug overdose? what did you od on exactly?   i don't want to talk about this. ever have an ultra-sound performed on you? what was it for?   yeah.  i had an imbalance of something in my liver, so it had to be checked.  turned out nothing was wrong. what is your go to flavor of salad dressing?   ranch. what’s one halloween candy that you would hate getting as a child?  tootsie rolls.  i still hate them. would you say you have an addictive personality?   YES.  YES.  i am very easily addicted to things.  it's partially why i avoid drugs and drinking very much. who do you take for granted?   i guess no matter how hard i try not to, i'll always at least somewhat take my mom for granted. have you ever been to the hospital for something really serious?   i'd call a suicide attempt and self-mutilation pretty serious. do you have any famous relatives?  no, unless you're talking about ancestors. have you ever been searched by the cops?   every time i've been to the er and hospital, they have to.  but not like a full-body search or anything, you just have to go through a metal scanner. where were you born?   rocky mount, nc (sharing city only because i don't live there anymore, so w/e) if you die, do you ever worry that your penpal/online/long distance friends might never find out about it?   OH MY GOD YES weight and height on your birth certificate:  pretty sure i was seven pounds; i don't know about height. most annoying thing people tell you?  "there's something on your lip" lmao favorite celebrity couple (past or present)?   M A R K  A N D  A M Y do you play pokemon go?   very, VERY rarely.  it is almost impossible to play where i live unless you want to invest money, because there usually aren't pokestops for miles because it's so rural, so you never have pokeballs. favorite game character?   pyramid head from the "silent hill" franchise and vol'jin from wow would other people consider your sense of humor inappropriate?  rarely, but sometimes. what is your phone background?   my lock screen is a kawaii as actual fuck edit of mark fischbach, and my home screen is a picture of pyramid head in the "white hunter" style. out of all the cancers, which one do you think needs to find a cure first?   brain, maybe.  but they all need to go.

[obscurelysevere]

Have you ever attempted to write a story or novel? I have a novel published through NaNoWriMo, I’m waiting to get it out there and get it professionally picked up!

What was the last thing you took a picture of? Myself, after I did my makeup for the first time in EONS.

If you have a boyfriend, what’s the biggest thing that annoys you about him? N/a

Are you a better dancer or singer? I’m not that great at either one of them, but I sure do have a hell of a lot of fun!

Could you recite the Spanish alphabet right now if someone asked? I got to H.

What kind of winter clothing articles do you wear when you go outside in the snow? Long pants, boots, a t/tank, a sweater/sweatshirt, and a winter jacket. And usually my alpaca hat.

Where is the person you like right now? I have no utter clue.

Where do your grandparents live? My dad’s side live in Ohio. My mom’s father lives in ND.

Do you need to get your hair cut? I actually just cut 4″ off a couple of weeks ago!

What was the last thing you searched on Google? The online menu and the phone number of a Chinese place that I wanted dinner from.

Do you have any homework you should be doing? Nope. I’ve got my arms full just trying to keep my head above the water since my surgery.

It’s the weekend soon! What are your plans? I want to try to get to the local Whole Foods that’s closing down and buy out all of their yummy essential oils before I have nowhere to get them anymore! And my sister needs help with her biology.

Being single is better than being in a relationship, right? It’s definitely got its pros. But it can also be incredibly lonely.

What time was it 4 hours ago? 11:45pm

Does your last name start with a ‘C’? No, but my middle one does.

Are you currently single? How do you feel about that? I am. I don’t know if I have enough wits about me to try and make a relationship work on top of everything else that’s going on in my life right now.

Some song on Nashville.

Who was your 5th grade teacher? Pam (we called our teachers by first names at the elementary and middle school I grew up in).

Have you ever soaped someone’s car? My own, when I very first got a car.

Which is closer right now: your birthday or Christmas? My birthday.

How many gallons of milk would you say are currently in your fridge? A little less than 1/2 of a gallon.

Favorite flavor of poptart? Strawberry & Wildberry.

Who were the last non-relatives you hung out with? It’s honestly been so long, that I’m not even sure. Maybe @anoddityofsorts

Do you share your last name with anyone famous? It’s a pretty popular last name, so yeah.

What was your name supposed to be if you were born the opposite sex? Either way, I would be Jessie.

Have you eaten any fresh fruit today? Had a banana this morning for my low bg.

Do you live with anyone who smokes? No, and I never will.

Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? Nope.

What do you generally wear to bed? In the winter: an oversized sweatshirt; In the summer: nada.

Think back to 6 months ago, were you single or taken? Single af.

When was the last time you had a haircut? A couple weeks ago.

Do you own a Bible? Hail no.

What was the last sit-down restaurant you went to? BJs.

Have you ever had a pet snake? Not yeeeeet. <3 #boop the snoot

Is there anyone you wish you could see right now? I’m too exhausted; I’m about ready for bed.

Have you ever been to the Statue of Liberty? The St. Louis Arch? The Golden Gate Bridge? The Bridge, once.

Do you know anyone with a pierced eyebrow? My cousin, a few friends.

Are you related to anyone with the name Andrew? No.

When was the last time your wore a skirt (girls) or a tie (boys)? Well THAT’S been a hot minute!

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? Not in any foreseeable future.

Who last texted you? @anoddityofsorts

Are you texting anyone right now? Nah, I think she fell asleep.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past four days? Yes.

Who makes you the happiest? My family. And @anoddityofsorts, but she’s basically family anyway.

Have you ever let someone be your everything? In the beginning.

How is your day going so far? Loooooong and lonely.

What are you doing tomorrow? Going to Whole Foods, going to see my therapist. And that’s about it. Probably complete some more of my dot-to-dots.

Once a cheater, always a cheater? Not always.

What kind of mood are you in? So tired.

Do you have someone you can talk to anything about & it won’t be awkward? @anoddityofsorts, and my mom.

First thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Toy around on my phone until I’m alert enough to get up.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? I have no freaking idea. It was a rough night.

What color shirt are you wearing? Purple.

What are you saving your money up for right now? Taking my sister on a girls day trip into the city.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now? It’s how i’ve looked all day, might as well.

Do you have any jewelery on? My nose ring.

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? She was a fun experiment, growing up. That would be so weird now, though.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? Definitely not.

Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? It usually throws me off guard..

Are you missing someone? My grandma. And Taj.

What does your last text say? "I was going to take a special pill that just puts you to sleep.”

In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a guy? No one outside of my family.

Where do you wish you were right now? I don’t know. Here, but not here.

Do you think high school relationships can last? Ehhhhh... Rare occasions.

Do you like to be called babe or baby more? The former.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes. (:

Do you hate being the first person to start a conversation? I don’t mind. It’s when the other person doesn’t bother to try to keep the conversation afloat that I start to get agitated.

Do you have alcohol in your house? My old roommate left it here.

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week? I want to say yes? But like... who?

Last place you fell asleep other then your bed? My couch.

Are you nice to everyone? I try so hard to be.

Did you ever lose a best friend? We ‘took’ a break for a few months. In the end, the distant wasn’t worth a damn thing. It was miserable without her.

Are you feeling guilty about anything right now? Kind of. I wish I could stop all this medical drama. Move over Grey’s Anatomy! Jessie’s Anatomy will now be hosted on ABC every Monday night. You’ll be hooked from the start.

No, but seriously, go check out my vlog, Sweet N Salty on YT. I make sure to post every Monday!

[milk--lizard]

All hail King Poptarts #poptarts #cat #catsofinstagram #periphery

[warlockwriter]

All hail Poptart!

I now own a 3D printing pen.

I made a cat.

Possibly a squirrel…

Will slim him down with some heat and sanding tomorrow and find out.

Either way his name is Poptart and I love him.