#ALL HAIL POPTARTS

[roylustang]

I am so fucking STRONG 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[regretevator-confessions]

PERSON WHO THINKS POPTART ISN'T DEAD IS THE BEST ANON.

My friend had this really cool headcanon that is similar to that (because they believe Unpleasant gradient used to be Pleasant gradient) which technically while Unpleasant is like a puppet or being puppeted, Pleasant and Poptart are just in this void WE NEED MORE NON-DEAD POPTART HEADCANONS PLEASE. ALL HAIL ALL HAIL sorry

If the friend sees this their immediately gonna know its me brah...sorry if u see this but i have to share knowledge to the world

(referring to this)

[poptart-boy]

i am the poptart prince

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

The Witcher Characters' Favorite Pop Tart Flavors

(Thank @all-hail-the-witcher for the inspo bc we were talking about poptarts & she dared me to make this post)

Geralt: Brown Sugar Cinnamon

Yennefer: Crisp Apple

Ciri: Cinnamon Roll

Jaskier: Hot Fudge Sundae

Triss: Strawberry Milkshake

Tissaia: Red Velvet Cupcake

Fringilla: Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel

Dara: Raspberry

Renfri: Strawberry

Eskel: Cherry

Lambert: Cookies & Creme

Aiden: Wildlicious Wild Berry

Vesemir: Unfrosted Blueberry

[wisherbysharlight]

Oh that's a really cute play on words but also. 12 years. How did you survive.

Ok STORYTIME

So ya girl got a tumblr at 13, in 8th grade. At the time it was *specifically* to follow a fan fiction author in the glee fandom named CP Coulter who wrote a whole spin off fanfic called Dalton.

Then I fell into the Who and a little bit the Lock part of Superwholock, and Avengers in the 2012 way people were into Avengers(long live the ‘they all live in the tower and eat poptarts’ fics and a few other small fandoms here and there, mostly X-men comics and cartoons and Harry Potter, loosely, but really, like most folks on this godforsaken site from 2012-2014 I was here For Tumblr, for the chaos and bloodshed

Then Winter Soldier came out my senior year of high school and for the next 6-7 years that was my LIFE. Marvel became lowkey everything to me, until eventually my passion faded like every ounce of character in the movies did.

And in quarantine, I happened to notice Thomas Sanders had made some updates to a series I hadn’t watched since sophomore year of college and I fell in *deep*.

Anyway long story short, I was here for every major tumblr event and as “cringey” as it was(yes. I did reblog the “grab your wands/tardises/watsons/lightsabers” post completely unironically. Multiple times.) it was a wild ride and I’m grateful for the gift of the ability to “same shit different day” literally everything I stumble across.

Remember kiddos-cringe culture is dead, no one is perfect(Even John Green), any tumble convention is doomed from the advent, and all hail David Karp

[polarishq]

Meet GRIFFIN THERON. They are FORTY-FIVE years old and hail from NEW YORK CITY, NY. Name embodies the constellation, SCUTUM. They use he/him pronouns. Their faceclaim is SEBASTIAN STAN.

Scutum reminds me of smoking pot at a charity gala, scuffed dress shoes, disheveled hair, v-neck tshirts, the art of the subtle fuck you, worn out paperback books, playing devil’s advocate, poptarts, a dumb, charming, shit eating grin, a knack for convincing people to play kickball wherever he goes, beer, 4am runs, breaking up bar fights, eating Chinese food in his underwear, a tangible feeling of safety. .

BIOGRAPHY

If his parents had their way, Griffin would be just two short years away from taking over the family business. He’s not, but that’s the life he was groomed for; charismatic, intelligent, confident, and naturally talented, as a kid it seemed like he was destined to follow in his father’s footsteps. Griffin was never too sure about that, but he certainly played the part as expected. Unlike his sister, Griffin’s magic manifested young, and his parents invested in lessons right away–magic, alongside an education, were of the utmost importance.

It’s no surprise to anyone that Scutum’s mark appeared on him shortly after the birth of his sister. Even though he’s twelve years older, Griffin has always felt a fierce protectiveness over Eve, even though the need for protection, at that time, started and ended with their parents. Admittedly, he’s always felt like her difficult relationship with their parents was kind of his own fault; he didn’t have control over how early his magic manifested, but that fact put higher expectations on Eve than she deserved. Because of that, Griffin always felt a duty to stand up to their parents on her behalf, something that never went well, but there was minimal kickback–after all, at the time, he was the ticket to the Theron legacy living on.

The issue was that Griffin’s heart was never in it. It was easy to fake his way through it, though he often dreamt of telling his parents to fuck off in favor of actually living a life he wanted to live. For the sake of Eve and his trust fund, Griffin went along with his destined “path” for quite some time. He attended Yale, just like he was supposed to, and ended up with a Master’s degree in International Business when he returned to New York to join the family business.

Once he was in it, it was clear to Griffin that it wasn’t a sustainable life; he was miserable, to say the least, working under his father, and even the prospect of owning the company someday made him feel like there was no light at the end of the tunnel. As he came to terms with those facts, he watched Eve grow into her role as Sagittarius and more confident in her future in the Theron business, and Griffin, feeling like he no longer needed to be an always-present buffer, knew this was his time to get out.

Of course, getting out of the Theron family business wasn’t straightforward. His family, influential and cutthroat, had the ability to stonewall him all over town, and even if they wouldn’t, Griffin didn’t have the faintest idea who he was outside of what his parents wanted him to be. And so, to his parents’ absolute horror, Griffin leaned into his role of Scutum and enlisted in the Army, far out of the reach of his parents. At the very least, it gave him a larger purpose to serve and bought him some time to figure out his next move.

In all, he served three tours–Hawaii, Kuwait, and Germany–before deciding it was time for the next stage in his life. While the army had been rewarding and had given him a lot of time to self-reflect, it hadn’t given him any insight into how he wanted to spend his life, especially now that he was on his parents’ shit list.

Considering magic’s been the one thing in his life that’s given him a sense of purpose and any kind of enjoyment, that seemed like the next natural avenue to explore. Knowing Eve is at Polaris, along with an old friend from the army, Griffin’s opted to attend at the start of the 2020 summer semester. He’s not sure what Polaris might bring him, but it’s a step in the right direction.

INCLINATION

Scutum, The Shield, is skilled in Protection Magic. Scutum has a history of sponsoring those who would lay down their lives to save others, and is built to be able to absorb a higher amount of attacks than the average witch. On the flip side, those with this inclination often fall short on offensive magic when they don’t have something or someone they’re focused on protecting, as though they can’t tap into that side of their magic without a strong purpose. As a result, those sponsored by Scutum is typically passive by nature.

CONNECTIONS

Filling Carter MacArthur’s Military Brat.

Filling Yvette Theron’s Older Brother.

Rich Kid Shit: This is someone around Griffin’s age who also came from a family of means in New York City. These two probably fucked around, caused a little bit of low stakes trouble under the radar–anything to help them maintain a little sanity as they did the song & dance of coming from high profile families.

Dueling Partner: Someone who’s skilled at offensive fighting but maybe needs more help on defensive magic. Griffin’s the opposite, a master at protective spells but unable to fight without the right combination of circumstances, so these two work together to try and teach the other their skillset.

Penned by Ashley ★

[spdersilk]

The Avengers Aesthetics

Tony Stark: freshly brewed black coffee. desks filled with miscellaneous papers strewn everywhere. harsh winters. tinkering at 2 am. records of different rock bands. a drawer filled with treasured gifts from loved ones. nibbling on fingernails. the pungent scent of alcohol. ostentatious colors of red and gold. roughed up worker boots. a mind saturated with intuitive thoughts. sarcastic quips and half smirks. tired eyes. aching bones. the feeling of being lost.

Steve Rogers: dewy mornings. bright toothy smiles. freshly baked cherry pies from Brooklyn Cafes. 40′s swing music. baby blue sweaters and light brown khakis. bruised knuckles. burtbees chapstick. a broken compass. old letters from loved ones. polaroids. melancholy. forehead kisses. notebooks and wooden pencils. fingers covered in graphite. the feeling of looking for something that cannot be found.

Natasha Romanoff: red lipstick. bubblegum. wine stains on white napkins. clint’s jackets. stilettos. hail storms. broken ballet shoes. small smirks. framed candids of the team. russian novels. rhubarb ice cream. roses with sharp thorns. goosebumps. black shiny leather. heartache. hair filled with secrets. 80s movies. the feeling of wanting to let go.

Clint Barton: ripped bandages. coffee pots brewed to the tip. cotton tee shirts. the taste of honeydew. crooked smiles. spending time with family. reading comics at night. wanting to stay in bed after waking up. loyalty. calluses. worn out bones. ripped canvases. the feeling of losing security.

Bruce Banner: yellow jumpers. classical music. sad smiles. notepads filled with theoretical discoveries. broken pencils. clean lab coats. isolation. greek mythology. wanting to be a better person. stress relief dogs. chamomile tea. learning new languages. the feeling of losing control.

Thor Odinson: belly laughs. large hands. mead. early morning walks. meeting up with friends. lumberjack boots. catching fireflies at night. braided hair. the colors of the bifrost bridge. norse poems. poptarts. a collection of different items from the nine realms. the feeling of fear when all hope is lost.

Peter Parker: frayed sweaters. bubbly laughter and shy smiles. chipped cassettes. neon city lights. greasy cheese pizza. tangled headphones. glossy eyes. spearmint gum. bed hair. torn sneakers. a notebook filled with favorite movies. earthy scents. the feeling of insecurity.

Wanda Maximoff: broken mosaics. trembling hands. timid smiles. leather gloves. ripped jeans. the scent of freshly cooked paprikash. recorded videos of loved ones. black nail polish. indie music. sci fi books. exotic candles. a bruised heart. empty glass bottles of perfume. the feeling of never being good enough.

Stephen Strange: dry wit. record players. tailored suits. cocky smirks. scarred hands. classic literature books with uneven binding. success and ambition. ballroom dancing. the scent of aftershave. collections of antique items. red and blue drapes. late sunsets. chipped coffee mugs. a broken clock. the feeling of wanting to know more but never knowing enough.

Bucky Barnes: cheeky grins. irish coffee. the solitary feeling of being alone. quiet laughter. harsh breaths and heaving chests. golden retriever puppies. Chopin’s Nocturne Op.9 No.3. local newspapers. suave pick up lines. breakfast foods. corny jokes. the feeling of not belonging anywhere. 

T’challa Udaku: royal blues and golds. the nostalgic feeling of listening to old music. family heirlooms. feeling content after a day of being productive. sunny afternoons and picnics. smiles from loved ones. a stomach filled with butterflies. banter between siblings. the feeling of being burdened with great responsibility.

Scott Lang: childish laughter. grandma scarves. deep and unconditional love. a heart of gold. the scent of homemade cinnamon twists. longing for stability. fitted black shirts. bruised fingers. pastel colors. scattered blueprints. erratic yet intellectual thoughts. the feeling of not wanting to be another disappointment. 

[cinnaminsvga]

soft bias tag ❣️

i was tagged by my two eternal loves, @gukyi and @gukhopes!!

⇢ who’s my bias?

the most minion of gays, min yoongi

⇢ what made you notice them?

i don’t quite remember, if i’m being honest. he crawled and shimmied his way into my mind like a memory that was always meant to be there. it was like saying hello to an old friend. his voice, presence, talent––all of the things that make him what he is slowly took over my heart, like the way the sun just peeks over the horizon, its rays of light bringing warmth to all that it touches.

⇢ what’s your favourite thing about them?

his passion for his art is extraordinary. there’s something hypnotic about his fire; it crackles and burns quietly, and you never truly realize its power until it starts swallowing all that it touches. his fiery aura yearns to destroy and create, but it’s never cruel.

i could write hymns over his voice, his sleepy smiles, his intimidating stance. but inside of him lies a boy just itching to say his song, his heart bleeding and just waiting for someone to listen. luckily, i’m all ears.

⇢ who would initiate skinship more?

it would probably be me, although only by a slight margin. that’s one of the things that has always confused me about yoongi; his moods and desires for skinship change like the phases of the moon.

⇢ who would hog the blankets more?

yoongi, and only because i’ll wrap him like a burrito even before we sleep and i’ll just sleep like a starfish beside him.

⇢ who would be more clingy?

...me? we’re emotionally constipated people, so even showing the slightest bit of affection would probably one-hit K.O. the both of us. i suspect that on rainy days however, we’ll put aside our fears and hold each other.

⇢ who would say i love you first?

yoongi. yoongi, yoongi, yoongi. it takes almost all the strength in my body to even admit to myself that i am slightly attached to a person, so even the thought of saying those three words feels like a burn in my throat. but the moment he would let those words slip from his lips, i would know. 

⇢ who would easily be more flustered?

oh, definitely me. he could put the toilet seat down after peeing and i’d be over the moon. just, people being considerate? for me? we shall marry when the sun reaches the apex.

⇢ what cuddling position would you two have?

i’ve never been into spooning, so facing each other with our legs laced together is what we’d probably do. it would start out with space between our bodies, almost oceans away. then, slowly throughout the night, we’d come closer together until my head is gently cradled by his hands, my face pressed against his chest as the scent of yoongi’s body soap seeps its way into my nose. 

⇢ which colours remind you of him?

black and red. 

he is made of black, obstinate things. his irises, despite its darkness, they glow with something indescribable. it’s tempting, scary, unimaginable. it’s a color begging to be understood, to be loved.

he is made of red, fiery things. his fingers burn with a slight tinge of red from pressing piano keys and buttons for hours on end. it’s incredible, fiery, and warm. it’s a color begging to be shared. 

⇢ what season would you like to spend with them?

winter. i need him to chase away the cold with the heat that he brings, both figuratively and physically (if you know what i mean HA)

⇢ who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

if yoongi wants us both alive, then he’d better bake the cookies. he’d be complaining the entire time though, and when he starts placing batter on the parchment paper, he’ll wonder why there’s suddenly only 10 servings when he was sure he’d made enough for 20. oops, and now i have salmonella. fun times!

⇢ which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

we’d both make terrible puns. his would be more intelligent and cringey, whereas mine would be just plain cringey. i’d laugh at all his puns whereas he’ll give me a noogie every time my eyes would light up with a new, horrible joke.

⇢ who would want to adopt 50 cats and dogs?

we’d compromise and get 100 dogs instead. holly and poops (that’s my dog hehe) will produce hundreds of pups and we’ll star in a real-life version of the 101 dalmations.

⇢ which one of you would nearly burn the kitchen down trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?

yoongi to the rescue, as always. also, i am definitely craving a pop tart right now. he’ll have to carry me for months as i recover from my second-degree burns and diabetes from eating 12 poptarts in one afternoon.

⇢ who likes to lean over trail railings and who would pull them back?

neither of us; we’d be pulling back our idiot friends who would be leaning over the trail railings. or alternatively: we passively watch as those aforementioned friends fall and hit their faces. 

⇢ what would watching a horror movie be like?

yoongi would be squealing and crying the entire time, making those weird “ᵃʰʰʰʰʰ” sounds the entire time while i pray ten hail mary’s beside him. good times!

⇢ who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

we’re both cheesy flirts attempting to be smooth. we’re chunky flirts. 

⇢ who would be more competitive?

neither of us because we’d just give up on the game once we realize we have to put 1% effort to win. although, we’re not averse to using alternative methods (i.e. cheating our evil butts off)

⇢ who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, sleep, drink water, etc.)?

both of us are terrible at self-care. we’d constantly remind one another to do basic human routinely activities while simultaneously forgetting to do them ourselves. it would be a constant argument of “you’re too skinny!!” and “you’re pruning like a raisin!!” until one of our actual responsible friends will pull us by the ears until we actually go take care of ourselves. yoongi and zee: nation’s almost-dead couple. 

⇢ who sends memes and who sends cute “i miss you” texts at 3 am??

i am the meme database, his only source of meme etiquette. he accepts me as his uwu queen and we live in harmony with our established roles. also, we’d both send the “i miss you” texts, but it wouldn’t be the normal type of text. 

zee: omg this is so sad yoongi play despacito

yoongi: omg this is so sad can this text get 1000 likes and zee to come visit me in the studio? i miss her ://

i’m gonna tag these truly wonderful and talented human beings @seokkbuns​ @yminie​ @oppamansae​ @gimmesumsuga​ @gukspoc​ @guksheart​ @wagicshop​ and anyone else who wants to do this!!

[dragneel-family]

Things Said In My Household But With Fairy Tail Pt.4

*At The Mall*

Erza: Don't do anything stupid guys.

Natsu: *scoffs* How dare you accuse us of such vulgar intentions.

Gajeel: I feel offended.

Gray: We would never. What are we 5?

Wendy: Thats something i question everyday.

___

*Two Hours Later*

*in the car riding back home*

*dead silent*

Gray: Erza I know you're mad...

Erza: *staying quiet while continuing to drive*

Natsu: Pls dont hurt us.

Gajeel: It was Natsu's idea.

Natsu: WAS NOT.

*the car stops immediately and causes everyone to lurch forward*

Erza: WHO THE FUCK SWIMS IN THE MALLS FOUNTAIN?

Gray: techically we were trying to get the money.

Erza: ...

Gajeel: we're so screwed.

___

Wendy: Heys guys I kissed a boy today! :D

AllThree: *playing video games and not paying attention* uh huh, thats nice, good for you.

Wendy: ...Im going on a date now.

AllThree: right, have fun, bring back some food.

Wendy: ....

Wendy: Im pregnant

Natsu: *falls off the couch*

Gajeel: *drops controller*

Gray: *jumps up*

AllThree: IMMA KILL A FUCKER, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG, WHAT?!!

Wendy: April fools!

____

Laxus: Do you want ice cream?

Natsu: *from upstairs* YES

Gray: *outside* I WANT VANILLA.

Gajeel: GET ME CHOCOLATE. *somewhere*

Laxus: I WASNT ASKING YOU FUCKERS. so wendy ya want some?

____

Natsu: i swear to god...*looks in the cupboard* gray you better not have..

*wrapper noises in backround*

Gray: *opening poptart* What?

Natsu: OH HELL NO *jumps Gray*

*CRASH*

Erza: *runs down stairs with a bat* WHO THE F-- *sees Natsu and gray fighting* ITS TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING . *starts hitting them with the bat*

___

Gajeel: *from upstairs* NATSU HELP..

Natsu: You better not be stuck in the catbox again.

___

*In Treehouse*

Gajeel: WE ARE THE TREE KINGS

Natsu: ARGH MATEY

Both: ALL HAIL QUEEN WENDY.

Gray: Arent we getting too old for this?

Wendy: THROW HIM OVERBOARD

Natsu: RIGHT AWAY YOUR MAJESTY

Both: *pushes Gray out the tree house*

Gray: Wait I ASK FOR MERCY.

Gajeel: *holding him over edge*

Wendy: hmm..NO MERCY.

Gajeel: *drops him*

Both: ALL HAIL OUR RUTHLESS LEADER. *insert Grays screaming*

____

*When Wendy was Younger*

Wendy: *shy* um Gajeel..natsu..gray..

Gajeel: yea?

Wendy: the house...*shys away*

Natsu: what about it?

Wendy: it's...*shifts*

Gray: it's?...

Wendy: On fire.

AllThree: WHAT?!!

___

*At The Beach When they were younger*

Natsu: that was so uncool.

Gray: we worked so hard.

Wendy: *crying* Erza, Gajeel destroyed our sand castle.

Gajeel: hehehe

Erza: *throws gajeel into a trashcan*

Erza: there you go. That handles both our problems.

___

*Wendy as a toddler*

Gray: *filming Wendy and Natsu*

Natsu: Is it recording?

Gray: Yes idiot.

Natsu: okay wendy say Natsu.

Wendy: Ewza.

Gray: SAY GRAY

Wendy: Ewza

Natsu: FUCK.

___

Wendy: fwuck ewza.

Erza: what the..who..?

Wendy: Natwsu and Gwray.

Erza: ...

___

Natsu: *throws shades on*

Gray: *throws shades on*

Gajeel: *throws shades on*

Wendy: * looks at them and throws shades on upside down*

__

Gajeel: *singing in the shower upstairs*

Natsu: god who's dying

Gray: I wonder how his cat puts up with his shit.

*faint cat crying for help and scratching the bathroom door*

___

Natsu: s-shit.

Gray: *pale*

Gajeel: what's up with you both?

Gray: E-erza's been ignoring us all day.

Gajeel: *turns pale* what the hell did you guys do ..

Both: WE DONT KNOW.

___

Erza: *has earphones in*

___

*At Police Station*

Erza: *silent*

Natsu: OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

Gajeel: what a relief.

Gray: Get us out.

Erza: you're so lucky we're in the police station otherwise you three would have been murdered. AND WHO DANCES NAKED ON THE ROOF OF TARGET?!

____

Jesus.

Part 5? : )

[its8simplejulesblog]

The Get to Know Me Post

Cheers to being unoriginal and self-absorbed! 

What is your full name?- Julianna Michaelina Larock 

What does your name mean?- It means my parents are Italian and they wanted me to have a last name that was too easy to make puns out of

Are you named after anyone?-Nope! I am uniquely my own person (along with the millions of other girls with a name that is a variation of Julianna) 

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?- Lame, Rock, Line, Mile, Hail, Nail

If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?- I always liked the name Leigh, pronounced like Lee, but make it ~hipster~

Where are you from?- The most exciting state on the east coast 

Where were you born?- The most exciting state on the east coast 

Where did you grow up?- The most exciting state on the east coast 

Who did you look up to growing up?- My mom for sure. She has always been graceful in the face of adversity and taught me to do the same. She has a passion for learning and being the best version of herself while holding steadfast to her beliefs. 

What are your best characteristics?- I’d like to think that I am very empathetic and eager to become more knowledgable on any topic that interests me.

What are your favorite things about yourself?- This was not true for the longest time, but I love my eyes. They’ve always been brown and opinion kind of dull, but in the sunlight they’re beautiful so I changed my mind. Also I have a lot of hair and it’s very versatile so I like that too. 

Which of your parents are you closest to?- I don’t like this question. Both, but in different ways. My mom is my best friend, and I feel comfortable telling her anything. However, my dad has always pushed me to be the most successful (in my own terms) version of myself and I really respect that. 

Which of your parents are you more like?- Again, both. However, I’ve always said that I look more like my dad, but have the mannerisms of my mom. 

Are your grandparents still married?- My dad’s father, unfortunately, passed away a few years ago, but my mom’s parents are still together and they’re adorable. We facetime them often (yeah, they use facetime, they’re COOL grandparents) 

What relative was important to you growing up & why?- My grandmother on my mom’s side is the most caring woman I have ever met in my life. She has had a couple strokes, so she can’t keep up physically as much as she used to, but she would give her heart and time for virtually anyone. She is the kindest soul I have ever met in my entire life and honestly I almost cry every time I think about her she’s so cute. 

What is one thing that you’ve never revealed to your parents?- A boring answer, but really nothing. Everything I haven’t explicitly told them I’m sure they could easily guess on their own because of conversations we’ve had. 

What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?- Jaden 

What do you call your grandparents?- On my mom’s side: Grandmom and Poppop; on My dad’s side: Brabby 

What is your best physical feature?- I like how long my legs are. I like feeling tall without actually being ridiculously tall. 

What is your biggest accomplishment?- Flying to China alone for the STEM road trip was a huge deal. I might even write about that trip actually. 

What is your biggest fear?- Being outcasted 

What is your biggest regret?- Being a people pleaser, or at least trying to, in highschool 

What is your eye color?- Brown, and I love it now 

What inspires you?-Anyone that can be unapologetically confident in themselves 

What is the most important thing in your life?- Being content, so that I can use my skills to make others happy 

What has required the most courage of you in your life so far?-Speaking Chinese at the schools in China. I knew it was necessary for them to feel comfortable, but I also didn’t want them to laugh at me haha. 

Who is your favorite actor?-Penn Badgley 

Who is your favorite actress?- Anne Hathaway 

Who is your favorite celebrity?- Currently Hannah Ann Sluss (solely for the way she slayed Peter alive during the finale, get him girl)  

Who is your favorite musician?- Rex Orange County 

Who’s your favorite person in the world?- Me :) (it’s gotta be that way) 

What is your favorite childhood memory?- My brother and I used to put bowls on our heads and build rocket ships out of cardboard boxes. Oh! Also we had an inflatable ball pit, that was interesting. 

What is your favorite color?- Maroon 

What is your favorite cultural activity?- Well my uncle is Chinese (my aunt met him in the peace corps) so whenever we go to their house in D.C we make a lot of traditional Chinese food and anything involving eating is immediately my favorite activity

What is your favorite drink?- Non alcoholic: Lemonade Alcoholic: Whiskey Sour

What is your favorite fairytale?- I love Goldie Locks because it teaches us that sometimes being average is favorable LOL 

What is your favorite food?- A good Philly Cheesesteak <3

What is your favorite holiday destination?- Spain Spain and always Spain

What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?- Cookie Dough 

What is your favorite music genre?- I’ve been into Trap Music lately but I also like Indie which is inherently the complete opposite of trap 

What is your favorite physical activity?- Yoga 

What is your favorite quote?- “Be the change you wish to see in the world” 

What is your favorite snack?- S’mores or Brown Sugar poptarts, but only those two flavors 

What is your favorite song?- Best Friend by Rex Orange County 

What is your favorite sport?-Swimming 

What is your favorite time of the day?- Sunset/ Dusk 

What is your favorite type of clothing?- Sweatpants 

What is your favorite way to pass time?- Reading or Writing 

What is the name of your favorite restaurant?- The Melting Pot 

What is your all-time favorite town or city? Why?- A three-way tie between Philly, New York City, and D.C. I’ve probably spent equal time in each, and I have people I love in each so I simply could not choose :) 

What is your favorite candle scent?-Frosted Cranberry from Bath and Body Works 

What is your favorite social media channel?- Michelle Phan on Youtube 

Where’s your favorite place to take an out-of-town guest?-Honestly, to the mall..or the beaches 

What was your favorite subject in High School?-English or Biology 

What was your least favorite subject in High School?- Math 

What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?- When I was really little it was Teletubbies, in Middle School I liked Shake-It-Up (sorry) and I also watched a LOT of Food Network. 

What do you love about your favorite TV Show?- That it didn’t require any thought 

Are you scared of heights?- No! In fact, I love them. I love ferris wheels and zip-lining and I want to go skydiving and bungee jumping. 

Are you high maintenance?- With my parents, yes, but not with anyone else. 

Are you more inclined to “build your own empire” or unleash the potential of others?- Unleash the potential of others. We would have to work together anyway at some point. 

Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage it head-on?- It absolutely depends. There are times when conflict just makes it worse. However, it someone is directly attacking you or your character, or not holding themselves accountable then that needs to be addressed. 

Are you a dog person or cat person?- Dog

Are you a fan of any sports team?- We like the Eagles and the Steelers in this house 

Are you a good cook?- Yeah! I used to make really good chicken parmesan and I also made a lot of shrimp crostini. 

Are you an early adopter or late-adopter?- Early

If you had more courage what would you do differently in your life now?- I would just say whatever was on my mind all the time.

What is good about how you are living your life right now?-I am, for once, the epicenter of all of my priorities. 

If you could eliminate one weakness or limitation in your life, what would it be?-Literally COVID-19. 

Who has left the most impact on your life?- I mean..myself. No one else can ultimately make my decisions for me.  

What aspect of your life needs tremendous improvement?-Oh my diet is trash, I need to stop eating whatever is in sight. 

Congrats if you made it this far, there were 371 of these, but I figured I’d spare you ;) 

-Julia 

[forestpipspast]

IT IS A SMORES POPTART. ALL HAIL.

[obscurelysevere]

Have you ever attempted to write a story or novel? I have a novel published through NaNoWriMo, I’m waiting to get it out there and get it professionally picked up!

What was the last thing you took a picture of? Myself, after I did my makeup for the first time in EONS.

If you have a boyfriend, what’s the biggest thing that annoys you about him? N/a

Are you a better dancer or singer? I’m not that great at either one of them, but I sure do have a hell of a lot of fun!

Could you recite the Spanish alphabet right now if someone asked? I got to H.

What kind of winter clothing articles do you wear when you go outside in the snow? Long pants, boots, a t/tank, a sweater/sweatshirt, and a winter jacket. And usually my alpaca hat.

Where is the person you like right now? I have no utter clue.

Where do your grandparents live? My dad’s side live in Ohio. My mom’s father lives in ND.

Do you need to get your hair cut? I actually just cut 4″ off a couple of weeks ago!

What was the last thing you searched on Google? The online menu and the phone number of a Chinese place that I wanted dinner from.

Do you have any homework you should be doing? Nope. I’ve got my arms full just trying to keep my head above the water since my surgery.

It’s the weekend soon! What are your plans? I want to try to get to the local Whole Foods that’s closing down and buy out all of their yummy essential oils before I have nowhere to get them anymore! And my sister needs help with her biology.

Being single is better than being in a relationship, right? It’s definitely got its pros. But it can also be incredibly lonely.

What time was it 4 hours ago? 11:45pm

Does your last name start with a ‘C’? No, but my middle one does.

Are you currently single? How do you feel about that? I am. I don’t know if I have enough wits about me to try and make a relationship work on top of everything else that’s going on in my life right now.

Some song on Nashville.

Who was your 5th grade teacher? Pam (we called our teachers by first names at the elementary and middle school I grew up in).

Have you ever soaped someone’s car? My own, when I very first got a car.

Which is closer right now: your birthday or Christmas? My birthday.

How many gallons of milk would you say are currently in your fridge? A little less than 1/2 of a gallon.

Favorite flavor of poptart? Strawberry & Wildberry.

Who were the last non-relatives you hung out with? It’s honestly been so long, that I’m not even sure. Maybe @anoddityofsorts

Do you share your last name with anyone famous? It’s a pretty popular last name, so yeah.

What was your name supposed to be if you were born the opposite sex? Either way, I would be Jessie.

Have you eaten any fresh fruit today? Had a banana this morning for my low bg.

Do you live with anyone who smokes? No, and I never will.

Do you know anyone who works at Walmart? Nope.

What do you generally wear to bed? In the winter: an oversized sweatshirt; In the summer: nada.

Think back to 6 months ago, were you single or taken? Single af.

When was the last time you had a haircut? A couple weeks ago.

Do you own a Bible? Hail no.

What was the last sit-down restaurant you went to? BJs.

Have you ever had a pet snake? Not yeeeeet. <3 #boop the snoot

Is there anyone you wish you could see right now? I’m too exhausted; I’m about ready for bed.

Have you ever been to the Statue of Liberty? The St. Louis Arch? The Golden Gate Bridge? The Bridge, once.

Do you know anyone with a pierced eyebrow? My cousin, a few friends.

Are you related to anyone with the name Andrew? No.

When was the last time your wore a skirt (girls) or a tie (boys)? Well THAT’S been a hot minute!

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months? Not in any foreseeable future.

Who last texted you? @anoddityofsorts

Are you texting anyone right now? Nah, I think she fell asleep.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past four days? Yes.

Who makes you the happiest? My family. And @anoddityofsorts, but she’s basically family anyway.

Have you ever let someone be your everything? In the beginning.

How is your day going so far? Loooooong and lonely.

What are you doing tomorrow? Going to Whole Foods, going to see my therapist. And that’s about it. Probably complete some more of my dot-to-dots.

Once a cheater, always a cheater? Not always.

What kind of mood are you in? So tired.

Do you have someone you can talk to anything about & it won’t be awkward? @anoddityofsorts, and my mom.

First thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Toy around on my phone until I’m alert enough to get up.

How many hours of sleep did you get last night? I have no freaking idea. It was a rough night.

What color shirt are you wearing? Purple.

What are you saving your money up for right now? Taking my sister on a girls day trip into the city.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now? It’s how i’ve looked all day, might as well.

Do you have any jewelery on? My nose ring.

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? She was a fun experiment, growing up. That would be so weird now, though.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? Definitely not.

Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? It usually throws me off guard..

Are you missing someone? My grandma. And Taj.

What does your last text say? "I was going to take a special pill that just puts you to sleep.”

In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a guy? No one outside of my family.

Where do you wish you were right now? I don’t know. Here, but not here.

Do you think high school relationships can last? Ehhhhh... Rare occasions.

Do you like to be called babe or baby more? The former.

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes. (:

Do you hate being the first person to start a conversation? I don’t mind. It’s when the other person doesn’t bother to try to keep the conversation afloat that I start to get agitated.

Do you have alcohol in your house? My old roommate left it here.

Has someone smacked your butt in the past week? I want to say yes? But like... who?

Last place you fell asleep other then your bed? My couch.

Are you nice to everyone? I try so hard to be.

Did you ever lose a best friend? We ‘took’ a break for a few months. In the end, the distant wasn’t worth a damn thing. It was miserable without her.

Are you feeling guilty about anything right now? Kind of. I wish I could stop all this medical drama. Move over Grey’s Anatomy! Jessie’s Anatomy will now be hosted on ABC every Monday night. You’ll be hooked from the start.

No, but seriously, go check out my vlog, Sweet N Salty on YT. I make sure to post every Monday!

[milk--lizard]

All hail King Poptarts #poptarts #cat #catsofinstagram #periphery

[warlockwriter]

All hail Poptart!

I now own a 3D printing pen.

I made a cat.

Possibly a squirrel…

Will slim him down with some heat and sanding tomorrow and find out.

Either way his name is Poptart and I love him.

[xoneyedqueen]

Things Said In My Household But With Fairy Tail Pt.4

*At The Mall*

Erza: Don't do anything stupid guys.

Natsu: *scoffs* How dare you accuse us of such vulgar intentions.

Gajeel: I feel offended.

Gray: We would never. What are we 5?

Wendy: Thats something i question everyday.

___

*Two Hours Later*

*in the car riding back home*

*dead silent*

Gray: Erza I know you're mad...

Erza: *staying quiet while continuing to drive*

Natsu: Pls dont hurt us.

Gajeel: It was Natsu's idea.

Natsu: WAS NOT.

*the car stops immediately and causes everyone to lurch forward*

Erza: WHO THE FUCK SWIMS IN THE MALLS FOUNTAIN?

Gray: techically we were trying to get the money.

Erza: ...

Gajeel: we're so screwed.

___

Wendy: Heys guys I kissed a boy today! :D

AllThree: *playing video games and not paying attention* uh huh, thats nice, good for you.

Wendy: ...Im going on a date now.

AllThree: right, have fun, bring back some food.

Wendy: ....

Wendy: Im pregnant

Natsu: *falls off the couch*

Gajeel: *drops controller*

Gray: *jumps up*

AllThree: IMMA KILL A FUCKER, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG, WHAT?!!

Wendy: April fools!

____

Laxus: Do you want ice cream?

Natsu: *from upstairs* YES

Gray: *outside* I WANT VANILLA.

Gajeel: GET ME CHOCOLATE. *somewhere*

Laxus: I WASNT ASKING YOU FUCKERS. so wendy ya want some?

____

Natsu: i swear to god...*looks in the cupboard* gray you better not have..

*wrapper noises in backround*

Gray: *opening poptart* What?

Natsu: OH HELL NO *jumps Gray*

*CRASH*

Erza: *runs down stairs with a bat* WHO THE F-- *sees Natsu and gray fighting* ITS TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING . *starts hitting them with the bat*

___

Gajeel: *from upstairs* NATSU HELP..

Natsu: You better not be stuck in the catbox again.

___

*In Treehouse*

Gajeel: WE ARE THE TREE KINGS

Natsu: ARGH MATEY

Both: ALL HAIL QUEEN WENDY.

Gray: Arent we getting too old for this?

Wendy: THROW HIM OVERBOARD

Natsu: RIGHT AWAY YOUR MAJESTY

Both: *pushes Gray out the tree house*

Gray: Wait I ASK FOR MERCY.

Gajeel: *holding him over edge*

Wendy: hmm..NO MERCY.

Gajeel: *drops him*

Both: ALL HAIL OUR RUTHLESS LEADER. *insert Grays screaming*

____

*When Wendy was Younger*

Wendy: *shy* um Gajeel..natsu..gray..

Gajeel: yea?

Wendy: the house...*shys away*

Natsu: what about it?

Wendy: it's...*shifts*

Gray: it's?...

Wendy: On fire.

AllThree: WHAT?!!

___

*At The Beach When they were younger*

Natsu: that was so uncool.

Gray: we worked so hard.

Wendy: *crying* Erza, Gajeel destroyed our sand castle.

Gajeel: hehehe

Erza: *throws gajeel into a trashcan*

Erza: there you go. That handles both our problems.

___

*Wendy as a toddler*

Gray: *filming Wendy and Natsu*

Natsu: Is it recording?

Gray: Yes idiot.

Natsu: okay wendy say Natsu.

Wendy: Ewza.

Gray: SAY GRAY

Wendy: Ewza

Natsu: FUCK.

___

Wendy: fwuck ewza.

Erza: what the..who..?

Wendy: Natwsu and Gwray.

Erza: ...

___

Natsu: *throws shades on*

Gray: *throws shades on*

Gajeel: *throws shades on*

Wendy: * looks at them and throws shades on upside down*

__

Gajeel: *singing in the shower upstairs*

Natsu: god who's dying

Gray: I wonder how his cat puts up with his shit.

*faint cat crying for help and scratching the bathroom door*

___

Natsu: s-shit.

Gray: *pale*

Gajeel: what's up with you both?

Gray: E-erza's been ignoring us all day.

Gajeel: *turns pale* what the hell did you guys do ..

Both: WE DONT KNOW.

___

Erza: *has earphones in*

___

*At Police Station*

Erza: *silent*

Natsu: OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

Gajeel: what a relief.

Gray: Get us out.

Erza: you're so lucky we're in the police station otherwise you three would have been murdered. AND WHO DANCES NAKED ON THE ROOF OF TARGET?!

____

Jesus.

Part 5? : )

[liannetoile]

Things Said In My Household But With Fairy Tail Pt.4

*At The Mall*

Erza: Don't do anything stupid guys.

Natsu: *scoffs* How dare you accuse us of such vulgar intentions.

Gajeel: I feel offended.

Gray: We would never. What are we 5?

Wendy: Thats something i question everyday.

___

*Two Hours Later*

*in the car riding back home*

*dead silent*

Gray: Erza I know you're mad...

Erza: *staying quiet while continuing to drive*

Natsu: Pls dont hurt us.

Gajeel: It was Natsu's idea.

Natsu: WAS NOT.

*the car stops immediately and causes everyone to lurch forward*

Erza: WHO THE FUCK SWIMS IN THE MALLS FOUNTAIN?

Gray: techically we were trying to get the money.

Erza: ...

Gajeel: we're so screwed.

___

Wendy: Heys guys I kissed a boy today! :D

AllThree: *playing video games and not paying attention* uh huh, thats nice, good for you.

Wendy: ...Im going on a date now.

AllThree: right, have fun, bring back some food.

Wendy: ....

Wendy: Im pregnant

Natsu: *falls off the couch*

Gajeel: *drops controller*

Gray: *jumps up*

AllThree: IMMA KILL A FUCKER, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG, WHAT?!!

Wendy: April fools!

____

Laxus: Do you want ice cream?

Natsu: *from upstairs* YES

Gray: *outside* I WANT VANILLA.

Gajeel: GET ME CHOCOLATE. *somewhere*

Laxus: I WASNT ASKING YOU FUCKERS. so wendy ya want some?

____

Natsu: i swear to god...*looks in the cupboard* gray you better not have..

*wrapper noises in backround*

Gray: *opening poptart* What?

Natsu: OH HELL NO *jumps Gray*

*CRASH*

Erza: *runs down stairs with a bat* WHO THE F-- *sees Natsu and gray fighting* ITS TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING . *starts hitting them with the bat*

___

Gajeel: *from upstairs* NATSU HELP..

Natsu: You better not be stuck in the catbox again.

___

*In Treehouse*

Gajeel: WE ARE THE TREE KINGS

Natsu: ARGH MATEY

Both: ALL HAIL QUEEN WENDY.

Gray: Arent we getting too old for this?

Wendy: THROW HIM OVERBOARD

Natsu: RIGHT AWAY YOUR MAJESTY

Both: *pushes Gray out the tree house*

Gray: Wait I ASK FOR MERCY.

Gajeel: *holding him over edge*

Wendy: hmm..NO MERCY.

Gajeel: *drops him*

Both: ALL HAIL OUR RUTHLESS LEADER. *insert Grays screaming*

____

*When Wendy was Younger*

Wendy: *shy* um Gajeel..natsu..gray..

Gajeel: yea?

Wendy: the house...*shys away*

Natsu: what about it?

Wendy: it's...*shifts*

Gray: it's?...

Wendy: On fire.

AllThree: WHAT?!!

___

*At The Beach When they were younger*

Natsu: that was so uncool.

Gray: we worked so hard.

Wendy: *crying* Erza, Gajeel destroyed our sand castle.

Gajeel: hehehe

Erza: *throws gajeel into a trashcan*

Erza: there you go. That handles both our problems.

___

*Wendy as a toddler*

Gray: *filming Wendy and Natsu*

Natsu: Is it recording?

Gray: Yes idiot.

Natsu: okay wendy say Natsu.

Wendy: Ewza.

Gray: SAY GRAY

Wendy: Ewza

Natsu: FUCK.

___

Wendy: fwuck ewza.

Erza: what the..who..?

Wendy: Natwsu and Gwray.

Erza: ...

___

Natsu: *throws shades on*

Gray: *throws shades on*

Gajeel: *throws shades on*

Wendy: * looks at them and throws shades on upside down*

__

Gajeel: *singing in the shower upstairs*

Natsu: god who's dying

Gray: I wonder how his cat puts up with his shit.

*faint cat crying for help and scratching the bathroom door*

___

Natsu: s-shit.

Gray: *pale*

Gajeel: what's up with you both?

Gray: E-erza's been ignoring us all day.

Gajeel: *turns pale* what the hell did you guys do ..

Both: WE DONT KNOW.

___

Erza: *has earphones in*

___

*At Police Station*

Erza: *silent*

Natsu: OH THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

Gajeel: what a relief.

Gray: Get us out.

Erza: you're so lucky we're in the police station otherwise you three would have been murdered. AND WHO DANCES NAKED ON THE ROOF OF TARGET?!

____

Jesus.

Part 5? : )