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Ya es tarde, pero te extraño.

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Elaine: *sneezes*

Ban: Don't die

Elaine: I'll die all I want don't tell me what to do

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ER TUMBLR YOU AIN’T GONNA SEE ME CUZ I’M DEAD

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Ban: Let's bang.

Ban: I mean hang.

Elaine:

Ban: Wait no I don't.

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Me: look at all these otps, which should I choose

Me: I know let's go with the angstiest ones ever or a rare pair! *topples over from angst*

Me: work through the pain

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Me: *Sees OTP*

Me: *internal scream*

Me: AW THEY'RE JUST SUCH PERFECTION HOW DIVINE THIS IS WHAT I SOLD MY SOUL FOR THEY'RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER OMG I SHIP THEM SO MUCH I LOVE THEM

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• Betty • Jughead • Bug • Head • Bughead

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Jackie: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands

Hyde: That's impos-

Jackie: *cups Hyde's face*

Hyde: *blushing* I have a reputation

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otp: both have a severe case of abandonment issues that they don't discuss and use anger or jokes to avoid talking about them.

me: yes...

otp: hate and annoy each other at every turn and have an overtly antagonistic relationship yet have more in common than they think.

me: niceeeeeee

otp: form a begrudging friendship that they deny to other people while still obviously caring about each other.

me: incredible

otp: fall in mutually beneficial love where they subconsciously help each other become better people just by being together.

me: I WILL FLIP THIS TABLE RIGHT NOW!

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Sakura: Is Shikadai awake yet?

Temari: It's still nap time. He'll be up soon.

Sakura: Where's Shikamaru?

Temari: I said, it's still nap time.

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Kankuro: He looks like his father.

Temari: Well, he has a hint of the devil in his eyes. That's all me.

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Disney’s Pencil Test for Tarzan (1999)

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Eric: Unbelievable! Why is your family so far away?

Donna: Why is your family so Laurie?

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Jackie: You got to stop sending me these mixed signals.

Hyde: ‘I don’t like you’ and 'go away’ are not mixed signals.

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Sasuke: I wasn't that drunk last night.

Naruto: You were flirting with Sakura.

Sasuke: So? She's my wife.

Naruto: You asked her if she was single.

Naruto: And cried when she said she wasn't.