#ALEXI ASKS

[melitheduck]

MELI ON THE FEED !! MELI ON MY FEED !!!

ALEXI IN MY INBOX!! HEHE HI LEX!!

[earthtooz]

earth do you have any spare alhaitham thoughts 🥺 thinking ab him a little extra hard tonight 😵

nothing but fluff, reader and al-haitham are engaged, so much banter.

"What do you think about inviting Nahida to our wedding?"

Al-Haitham looks at you incredulously, blinking slowly to register your question. You know a lengthy discussion is imminent when he uncrosses his leg, a habit of his whenever he needs to prepare for a conversation that requires most of his attention.

"You don't mean Lesser Lord Kusanali, do you?" He asks and you nod, as if it is typical to invite a god to one's wedding. "Dear, do you understand what you are asking right now?"

"I do," you sit down beside him, Zaytun peach in one hand and a small knife in the other, cutting up slices that you feed him.

"Then do you realise how ludicrous your question is?"

"I think you are overcomplicating it."

His book snaps shut. "Am I? Or is it appropriate because you just suggested inviting an archon to our very ordinary wedding?"

"You still think you're ordinary after overthrowing a corrupt government and being promoted by said archon?"

"You're crazy," Al-Haitham murmurs, shaking his head with an affectionate smile, one that he always likes to conceal by pressing a kiss to your cheek.

You poke his side gently. "Then we are cut from the same cloth."

"That does not diminish your madness."

Still, you persist. "Well, you haven't said anything in response to my suggestion."

"I called you crazy."

"You haven't said anything I want to hear."

Once again, he sighs, but the noise is too airy to hold any true malice. "Even if I reject your idea, you would personally go to the Sanctuary of Surasthana and deliver the invite yourself."

Instead of answering, you merely feed him another slice of the Zaytun peach, smile growing more and more mischievous.

There is a reason Al-Haitham wants to spend the rest of his life with you. The bouts of delightful juvenility paints endless blotches of colour on his plain canvas, carving a certain feeling of warmth and admiration in his chest that no one else has managed to recreate.

No one compares to you, and he's certain no one ever will because even after all these years of knowing and loving you, every moment he spends with you is as priceless as divine knowledge. Even when you ask ridiculous questions that perplex him greatly.

"How do you even deliver messages to the Sanctuary of Surasthana?" You wonder.

A kiss to your temple halts your thinking. "Let's find out another time. How did this idea of inviting Nahida spring about?"

You shrug. "I was merely thinking back. She's always been so thoughtful and kind to her subjects, even when the Akademiya hid her from us. Then the idea of inviting her made itself quite at home."

"I see," he hums. "Ever so thoughtful."

"Maybe it's a good omen for our partnership to invite an archon. She won't have to bring a present, her presence alone is enough."

Al-Haitham huffs. "My faith in our relationship exceeds that of a good omen, but I agree."

"Aww, you love me that much?"

"Do you still doubt me?"

"Still?" You parrot. "Darling, I've never doubted you."

"I'd like to contest that. Remember when you were vehemently against me resigning as the Acting Grand Sage?"

You feed him another slice. "It gave me bragging rights! Who else could claim that their hot boyfriend-now-fiancé was the Grand Sage?"

"So you prefer when I'm away at the Akademiya working tirelessly from dawn to dusk?"

"Well, no," you set the knife and pit of the peach down before throwing your arms around his neck, pressing yourself close to him. "I prefer having you all to myself."

Al-Haitham huffs triumphantly and you stay pressed close to him for a while, watching as he returns to his novel. He flips back to his exact page despite the lack of a bookmark.

"I'll be sure to send the invite to Nahida tomorrow."

"Alright."

Two days later, you wake to a message written in beautifully precise handwriting on Al-Haitham's blackboard.

'Can Wanderer be invited too? - Nahida'

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[zsocca55]

I finished the second page! Yay! 😃 I loved working on this.

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[c7arisse]

Erm hi i am a huge Ness fan so if u can Pls draw him!!! I havent seen you draw him yet so id like to see him in ur style thx :D (j’adore ton style artistique!! )

Lend me your power, Shimesekt Patroller!

[spookybeandoodle]

Because I’m trash, one of my own head canons I have is that Alexis was one of the “friends” Treasure had and was at the club that night and when Porter says “You’re friends suck” it was a double meaning. Also imagine Alexis listening and being in the corner of the bar like-

And Porter just being like

Anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk

[verysium]

I’ve been seeing some discourse around twitter about the blue lock boys and whether they’d be a loyal bf or not 😭 Curious to know who do you think would be more inclined to cheat or who just wouldn’t at all!!!

I saw someone say sae would 100% cheat like whattt I feel like he wouldn’t even bother looking at anyone else if he already has someone (Cuz I mean dating him would likely mean you actually mean something to him) but I digress

ok anon you had me pulling up a whole argumentative essay here cus WHO TF SAID SAE WOULD 100% CHEAT??? 😔 that mischaracterization is so painfully inaccurate. twitter really took the whole emotionally unavailable itoshi archetype and ran with it. let me just clear the air here because my man deserves some explanation.

sae itoshi would not cheat. as in capital N and capital O. he took nearly an entire decade off his life just to work on his own issues and finally form a functional and healthy relationship with another human being. and you're telling me he's just going to let all that wash down the drain for someone else? 😒 twitter logic really be showing its illogical side here. apparently a man can be loyal to a professional sports career for eighteen years, but he can't be loyal to his significant other.

i think this misunderstanding probably happened cus of shidou. people read the manga and saw that sae dropped rin for a bug-eyed freak and automatically assumed he was disloyal. 😑 let me just say two things here:

(1) sae and shidou's relationship is strictly professional. imagine being stuck in an god awful corporate office with coworkers who bore you with their weaponized incompetence and a boss who annoys the living shit out of you. and then one day, the company hires a new recruit who is probably the most unhinged and debauched creature known to man. you're probably left wondering how he even got hired in the first place. but then you find out...he's useful. he takes risks and gets a high return on what he invests. it's impulsive and stupid, really. but at least it's unconventional and outside-the-box. he has your interest piqued. that's basically sae and shidou in a nutshell.

(2) just because sae gave shidou his number after the u-20 game does NOT mean he would do the same to any other person who would try to encroach on your relationship. and let's be real here. sae would get one text from shidou and block his contact.

anyways, here is my analysis on the bllk boys in general. introducing the anti-cheating to pro-cheating spectrum:

(A) cannot cheat under any circumstance (as in they already hate the fact that they live on a planet with 8.1 billion other people who are not you):

itoshi brothers (atp they don't even have the physical or mental capacity to entertain a third party), ness, reo

(B) cannot cheat due to physical incapability (literally cannot pull anyone within a five-meter radius to cheat with):

ego, igarashi, raichi, bachira (not that he's in any way unattractive...it's just...i feel like he would purposefully act weird to drive off people who aren't you)

(C) could not cheat (basically option A and B but less problematic version)

yukimiya, barou, kunigami, noa, loki, gagamaru, chigiri, niko, hiori, karasu (baby boy literally felt inferior cus his crush was the cutest in his class), kurona (head empty, just you)

(D) would not cheat (on you but everyone else is not included)

isagi (unintentionally a homewrecker to others but would never let anyone homewreck his relationship with you), leonardo (idk why but i just don't trust him entirely)

(E) could cheat (depends on what they get out of it):

kaiser, shidou (honestly what did you expect when you willingly dated a blonde man...)

(F) would cheat (either proven by canon or they accidentally fucked up somehow):

otoya, oliver, nagi

[galaxynajma]

In some point in time Ness had the balls to call Kaiser a idiot

[uselessalexis165]

When stolas and blitz are not going to be with each other anymore

Me and everyone else:

We are in the midst of the slowest of slow burns

[ramu-ego]

Which bllk boys have a breeding kink😼

(nsfw) BREEDING KINK :: xfemdom!Reader

right to the pussy with this one, breeding kink go brr ♡ - requests open cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, aged up, breeding kink (going both ways), baby fever, sexual themes, unedited word count: sloppy headcanons character(s): multiple

DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs

WANTS TO FUCK LIKE RABBITS :: cock throbbing, full blown baby fever and begging for you to let them play house with you complete with a baby of course! Use them like you're own personal breeding stock, milk them dry with your cunt and overstim them until they're sobbing into your chest through gasping tears. They need you to empty every last drop of cum from them but they don't want to waste it in something as shameful as a condom! Dutiful little house husbands in the making, they want to dote on you from beginning to end just to have a few babies with you. Baby fever hits them hard and the second you say yes they're between your legs slurping up your juices making you cum, pestering you like a dog in heat and mounting you like pathetic little things just begging to be used if you give them a cute little baby

ISAGI, Bachira, Kunigami, REO, Kenyu, RIN

FILL THEM UP :: with every ounce of fake cum you have. The biggest, wettest strap is exactly what they want to whore themselves out on until they're gasping for breath. Riding you like they intend to get pregnant. Silly boys with their tummies distended with a big load that you plugged in them. Squeezing their legs together and squirming with the fullness. Fucked out of their mind with the sensation of being full of cum, even if it's fake, wiggling their hips and neglecting their throbbing cock for the sensation of being bred. They're begging you to use them like a cum dump. No amount of reality affects these sluts when they spread their legs pleading with you to give them a baby. Adorably cute when they're laying there fucked out and oozing like your own personal cum sleeve

Kuon, Chigiri, KUNIGAMI, Niko, Otoya, KARASU, Hiori, NESS

[sipthegossip-if]

I’ll bite the bullet, RO’s kinks? 👀 are they dom, sub or switch??

"Whatever you want, baby" gang : Arlo, shay, Alexis, kai

Dom : River, Vic

[sharkcutie13]

*casually drowns alexis in shark plushies*

“MMMMMMMPH!” Alexis screams out as she tries to get out of the pile of blahaj plushies.

[brainjvice]

https://www.tumblr.com/pomeness/754095899427438592?source=share

Kainess for this please 🙏🏻

Nski sex will never happen but if it did it would be bad

[femaleboysblog]

when is my beautiful wife alexis ness coming back from war............

[darling-solaire]

i am asking about solaire's transport choices

Solaire vehicle HCs:

Vincent:

I’m not sure if the fandom made this or Erik confirmed that Vincent has 4 cars but uses one more than the others because it’s like a newer version of his car pre turning but I really wanna build off of that because it’s such a clear presentation of his character to me

William gave that boy everything he could’ve wanted after his turning maybe it’s guilt maybe it’s a genuine love for someone he’s seen grow but despite it all all Vincent wants is the humanity he cannot have

Him having all the options in the world and him clinging onto something from his past that isn’t the same but the closest he can get really shows how despite everything he has still not come to terms with the fact that he is a vampire and is no longer the boy he was before

Alexis:

Alexis is truly daddy’s little princess and while she isn’t the favourite she’s never left wanting for much

She seems like someone who knows what she wants and doesn’t waver from her preferences often which why I think she would go for a more vintage car

Probably a 50s convertible in like a coke bottle red because she knows her standing as a princess and wishes to be seen wherever she goes

Sam:

I think after Sam’s turning and all the turmoil that happened within the house William offered to buy Sam whatever he’d like anything to compensate for his tremendous loss and it came to a point where he offered to replace the car Sam broke in the crash

But I don’t think Sam would ever want a gift like that to buy his silence almost especially so close to the turning and especially not a replacement because it would simply remind him of the incident over and over

That’s not to say sam would let the old man off the hook. He took the money a stored it away until he was good and ready to purchase something of his choosing and after hard deliberation he decided he didn’t need anything fancy anything that tied him to the others he wanted something humble something that was his alone and that’s how he got his truck

Porter:

Porter has a car it’s brand new and he’s never really used it much.

With his line of work a car would only draw more attention to him so he opts for a motorcycle because I bike would allow him to slip into areas much easier than a larger vehicle ever could.

He works on it meticulously making sure it’s always at top condition because he can’t risk it breaking down on him but a smaller part of him takes pride in working on it it gives him an opportunity to work on something without any outside input an almost therapeutic ritual for him

[floofyfungi]

ok i had this idea pop into my head but what if when the autobots did find Alexis but it was in the middle of starscream grooming her or something? Like startscream is either trying to get her to settle down or ready for bed and is being all so gentle with this tiny human, would kinda freak the autobots out a little lol.

That would be hilarious! I've written out a little scene of this possible scenario. Hope you enjoy!

The Autobots have finally located Starscream's base. It was in Vos, after all this time. They send in Mirage, because of his outlier ability he's one of the few dragons who might make it out alive.

His footsteps are soft as he scopes out Starscream's fortress. It's been here for a while. Centuries at least, likely built during one of Starscream's earlier banishments

Mirage is not looking for anything in particular, just checking the defences and seeing if there are any weaknesses he can exploit. The Autobots will have to launch a raid on this place eventually. Leaving a guy like Starscream to his own devices was a receipe for disaster.

Mirage sneaks past hordes of dangerous seekers, all while keeping in contact with Autobot HQ through his coms. Managing to stay alive only becausd he was invisible. The seeker guards were relaxed. They didn't suspect anything this deep in the toxic lands of Cybertron. Mirage felt a point of pride as he walked right past Thrust and Ramjet, he was the only one who could do this.

Eventually the small drake made his way deeper into the mountain fortress. If the Autobots were ever going to launch a successful assault, they need to know the full layout.

And then a human ran around the corner.

Mirage nearly glitches right then and there. He shimmered for a moment before returning invisible. The human stopped and stared with sharp little green eyes.

It was so small. All humans were. But the looming decepticon architecture made her seem even more so.

Did she see him? What was a human even doing in this base? In the middle of Cybertron in a decepticon fortress. Was it a prisoner? But then why was it just walking around and-

Mirage's thoughts are interrupted when the ground shook ever so slightly beneath his claws.

The human smirked.

And pit-spawned Starscream himself prowled around the corner. Mirage had forgotten how big the seeker was. Deadly blue claws clacked against the marble floor, supporting giant red wings that could swallow an organic army in their shadow.

Mirage flattened himself against the wall as the white dragon glared down at the human.

"Alexis! This resistance is futile!"

"I'm not tired!"

"I don't care. Come here!" He pointed to the ground with his claw.

"Make me." Mirage's optics nearly popped out of his head.

Starscream smiled. The human bolted. But Starscream was on Alexis in seconds and pinned her to the ground. Mirage cursed himself for not acting sooner. He had been so stunned. But now that poor human was a goner and...

She was laughing?

There was no crunch of bone or blood staining Starscream's servo. The human was clutching the claws and laughing as they gently curled around her and lifted her up to Starscream's face. She hugged those serrated edges like they were pillows, and rested her cheek against the tip of one claw, "but I'm not tired."

"You've to be up early tomorrow, you'll thank me later," Starscream's voice was strange, the rasp low and soft. Not the screeching enraged pitch Mirage was used to. One claw gently stroked Alexis's back. Mirage had seen those claws cave in Autobot helms.

"I don't want to."

"Too bad."

"You're being mean," the human grumbled as Starscream began walking away. In a stunned daze Mirage followed. He had to see this.

"Oh? What took you so long?"

"What if I just stay up all night?"

"That would not be wise."

Alexis yawned, "I'm totally going to do it. Unless... you make sleep worth my while."

Starscream stopped and started down at her. She smiled.

"What do you want you little vermin?" Mirage didn't know Starscream could sound fond.

"We've run out of strawberries. If tomorrow there was some, I could perhaps be persuaded to fall asleep."

"You made me chase you halfway across this fortress for fruit!?"

"It's not my fault you're slow."

Starscream tossed her in the air. Mirage held his breath. Starscream caught her between his teeth and kept walking.

"So is that a yes?"

"I'll think about it."

"So yes?"

"Perhaps."

The human cheered, nestled between giant teeth that could rip her to shreds in an instant. Starscream vanished around the corner. Gradually the tremors faded and Mirage was alone.

He raised his shaking claws to his helm and activated his comms, "Jazz, we've got a problem."

[blue-thief]

kaiser and ness. thoughts?

if you blend them i think they would make decent smoothies