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Hugh gives the perfect vibe of dilf who doesn't know what to do on the internet. Like somebody take peepaw's phone cause he's both freaky and wholesome and cute at the same time.
I don't know why the fuck he posted that one shirtless pic at 8 am on a weekday with a 4 minute audio paired with it, but I ain't complaining lmao. I am glad he's at the best shape of his life, and given that he's 55, that's huge honestly because he's always been muscular and had this physique people admired. But the fact that he looks that good at that age is really making me tweak out.
I did mention to a friend that one thing I like about Hugh that comes with his age is the fact that his facial hair/beard went fully gray before his hair did. Like that's hot. I hate him. He's too fine and it pisses me off lmaoo.
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Alhaitham, the moment his roommate leaves town: Ditches his house, hangs out in shady back alleys at the port, joins the black market to make illegal purchases, picks fights with random Eremites in the cafes, brawls with the chief of police, raids a forbidden temple, overthrows the government--
Call that "Kavehless Behavior."
#genshin impact#alhaitham#kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#shitposting like always#but it is actually HILARIOUS#the difference in Alhaitham's behavior when Kaveh is in town versus when he's not#Kaveh is literally the one thing standing between#Alhaitham being quiet and professional#or a completely unhinged anarchist#thinking of it this way#makes the fact that he IMMEDIATELY makes a big deal about going home on time#after fighting Siraj so fucking funny#“Shit I forgot my bf's home”#someone should keep a record#of how many fights Alhaitham starts when his man ain't around
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Shotout to Leona and Cheka for singlehandedly getting me out of the worst artblock I've had in months, love these guys
Tbh I just wanted to draw Cheka doing that one thing kids do when they treat you like a climbing tree, I have other drawing about that but it's a work in progress, it was supposed to be animation practice but Ibis got some crunchy quality on the canvas if you don't pay so. Yeah. Also Grim is here bc why not
#twisted wonderland#twst#leona kingscholar#cheka kingscholar#twst cheka#twst leona#i love em they are so funny#also first time drawing cheka leona and grim i hope you don't mind one or two little design headcanons#i just think that he looks good with curly hair#anyways when I tell you I was struggling with Leona's arm#but ehhhh it worked out.#maybe. I hope so#if this flops I'll cry/j I spent too long on this shit#also god I fucking hate drawing details I hate em if the character has more than two colors in their fit I'm going to complain like a bitch#anyways I missed rambling on the tags can you tell#i drew something#spent too long on details that aren't even noticeable unless you zoom in ughhhh#twst fanart#alt text#i hope the alt text isn't confusing. I always try but i'm not good with words so i'm never sure if it's as clear as I think it is#twst grim#grim twst#ain't that the same tag#grim twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland fanart
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#minedai#mine yoshitaka#dojima daigo#Mine boujie enough to have a whole Christmas tree in his house i think even if it ain't common in japan#plus the whole lowkey westaboo#this aint their first christmas#otherwise i would have made a 30 page long doujinshi#anyways first of the christmas special#surprise again#also also shit english mug for Meem#I think Daigo would think it was really funny
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You know what's hilarious, if Ludinus was indeed a young man being traumatized by the end of the Calamity. Deirta Thelyss is almost certainly older than he is.
This is not relevant but I think Essek should bring this up, just to be a bitch about it.
#for the purposes of showing my work: a beacon was found by leylas kryn 1200 years ago.#she was considered enough of a cultural leader or influence to convince people to follow her ergo likely an adult of some standing.#the other umavi of the ruling dens (aka deirta and abrianna) are suggested to have been around at the time as well#ludinus would be at most 1000 years old. they're all like. at LEAST 1400 mentally if not physically.#and that's the LOW estimate#as always how long was the calamity. are the umavi actually pre-calamity. that would be SO funny to me.#(pre-calamity and pre-divergence are different for the record.)#ludinus da'leth ain't SHIT#leylas kryn escaped lolth lived through the calamity and has gone through seven rebirths. ludinus WISHES#if ANYONE deserves to have beef with lolth it's leylas kryn for the record. I mean she does. canonically. BUT HERS IS MOST VALID#anyway as always the dynasty best country <3#if there are 99 ludinus haters I'm one of them if there's one it's me if there are none I've left this earth etc etc#he's just SO fun to hate and I do not respect him in the slightest nor do I think he deserves respect or validation.#I think he should get fucking sucked into a dark star and never be heard from again xoxo :3#cr spoilers#essek thelyss
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Btw- I drew Vincent a real long time ago (like 2 weeks ago)
**runs**
Taglist :
@achios
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@astrodude-87
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@idontdomathlol
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@starlogician
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@zimix-whispers
#Vincent and Porter are battling for which mfers has the most design changes#I DID draw Porter#but I don't LIKE the way he looks so#😬#I don't love this vincent drawing but if you think I'm gonna draw him for the 5th time you're wrong#very wrong#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted vincent#redacted fanart#uh#yeah I think that's it idk#lucid does arts#lol#if I'm being real#my Porter and Vincent designs look reversed#I like the way I drew porters hair thooooo so I think I'm gonna get over it#I think it's funny this is a Vincent post and I'm talking about Porter in the tags#are they gonna get me for that#I'm mad as shit don't mind me#anyway#this drawingggg took me a few hours but if I showed you the concept art they are not even close#3 different fucking Vincent's yo#also#don't shoot me because he ain't pale#I won't do that to myself I'm sorry
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these specific type of zolu jokes? funniest shit ever
#one piece#zolu#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#way way better than the racist zoro jokes#my man's poc he ain't racist#the facts ones always make laugh they're just so fucking stupid#dumbest shit ever but it is funny sorry y'all#funny AND canon#breath if u agree#one piece meme
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I still find it crazy how I ship damn near everyone with Bonnie except the two people she was canonically with...
#it's actually both sad and funny#just constantly proving that JP & CD ain't and never will be shit#bamon#klonnie#stefonnie#bonora#tonnie#bonliv#bonbekah#bonlijah#kennett#boncel#bonnie x luka#bon bon#(#bonnie bennett#anti beremy#anti bonenzo#)#( reminder: any disrespect towards bon or inserting that middle school crush ass ship in discussions of bon's mistreatment... BLOCKED )#tvd#to#shut up kylee#fandom shiz#(ig?)#🧛♂️
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Another Actor!Frollo art!!
Claude Frollo at The Hunchback of Notre Dame Fan signing Event 💜🖤❤️
WOW FINGER POWER STRIKES AGAIN~
#actor claude will always be my therapy lmaoooo#i love how comic-y this looks!#liking my own post because i am flopping like shit#my account is flopping rn#drawing using fingers ain't funny anymore huehsrehsh#i need a tablet#frollo actor au#my art#the hunchback of notre dame#claude frollo#hunchback of notre dame#frollo#judge frollo#thond#art#artists on tumblr
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Fury looking people dead in their face, telling them he doesn't know where Carol is or how to reach her; all the while knowing he has a direct line of communication to her that he can and has used whenever he wants.
#the marvels#nick fury#carol danvers#i'm sorry but its so fucking funny#fury ain't shit#and i kinda love it#i choose to believe he did it to keep people from bugging her#big brother behavior#bestie behavior
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Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.
And Odysseus listens.
And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.
How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.
#Hi get sad with me :D#Odysseus and Menelaus are the Bros™ to me. I love them. Both simps who love their family despite being different in personalities#You cannot tell me they didn't talk about this and how this was painful for both of them :')#To make myself feel better. I like the thought of Athena kind of keeping him up to date :'D as he's her pet you know?#okay so this next bit ain't angst but imagine Hermione just coming in staring in the dark with the classic:#“Mom. Dad. I frew up🥺”#scaring the shit outta both her poor parents. Yeah I know she had nurses with her most likely but it's cute and fun!!!#I'm sorry but that's so fucking funny to me. I think every Parent has experienced that I'm pretty sure.#odysseus#menelaus#tagamemnon#greek mythology#this'll probably flop but oh well xD My homies can get sad with me >:)#odyssey#the odyssey#telemachus#hermione#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#helen of sparta#penelope#odypen
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I recently turned back to linux after getting a PC running win11 because everything was too infuriatingly stable and there were never any problems to fix
Oh noo, discord support for linux doesn't exist and extremely simple features such as having audio while screensharing aren't available? Welp. Time to jump ship, and use another client
"Bluh bluh you're breaking TOS"
Yeah motherfucker go fix support for my not-windows OS and get back to me
Always funny to me how developers want you to use their official program, but won't ever pull their fucking weight to support users
#log#i hate discord#mate it should not be this hard#also currently pissing me off:#screen recording programs bitching about how#i need to run a session using X11 to record audio#ok fuck you then#i ain't doing shit#(i will do shit)#(i will figure it out why today)#i love linux#i overslept and had nightmares#unrelated to my os but it would be very funny if it was because of that
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Tarrifs, shmariffs, what do ?
Grrrrreeeting my dear Tumblr users, it is I, random economy oriented Tumblr User that was onces convinced his blog was gonna be about ships (and not those on water).
I come to you bringing explanations on tarriffs, what they do, what they bring and what their consequences are, since they are kind of a big topic right now, what with Trump and all. "But Mr. Rando, I already know!" you say, and I believe you, and I am proud of you, but much like in my irl class, not everyone has the same knowledge base, so even if it's a bit tedious for you, we have to cover the topic so everyone is on the same page. Alright ? Swell.
So, what is a tarriff ? A tarriff is a tax levied on importations. AKA, you buy something from out-of-country and get it into the country, you pay the tarriff. Many of you will have seen the memes and viral posts, and will triumphantly point at the part where I say the importer pay the tarriffs. And you are right to do that, it's kind of very important. It's the main point, even.
Why is it the main point ? Easy : if outside stuff cost more, inside stuff better choice. Or, in non-caveman speach : the increase in cost on foreign products and resources will either increase the competitivity of domestic products and resources, or level the playing field. At least that's the idea.
"So", I hear you ask, "are you going to be the Nth user here to tell us that tarriffs are going to fuck the average US citizen over? Because we already know that."
Well, yes, but also know. Also, I'm not sure you have the nuance on the topic, and I do love me some tasty, tasty nuance. And custard. But alas, custard is not the topic of today. Economic nuance is. Now, onto the topic :
The main question to ask here is "what is getting hit by the tarriffs ?" Because the impact will vary a lot depending on what gets hit. To give a simplified framework, there's 3 types of economic goods : raw resources, transformed goods and finished products.
Raw resources are ... raw. Iron ore, lumber, clay, wheat grain, lithium ore, water, dirt, raw oil, you get the idea. Those resources tend to have razor thin profitability margins, because so much is produced.
So, what would be the goal of tarriffs on raw resources ? Well, that would be protecting or developping in-country extraction/production facilities, whether those be mines, farms, fishing fleet or lumber mills.
And that's where a tiny little factor comes into play : economic viability, AKA whether a given activity in a specific region is economically interesting.
Like I said, raw resources tend to have razor thin profitability margins, this means that overwhelmingly, raw resources are extracted in regions that allow lower costs.
Some of those costs can be reduced in costlier economies, like environmental or safety costs, with some good ol' deregulation ... up to a point. Even the notoriously protest-averse USA would face some degree of protests if all safety regulations disappeared and industrial accidents jumped 5000%. Poorer countries tend to be more lax on those regulations, and/or not really enforce them, or both.
On the other hand, there are costs that can't be reduced all that much in a given economy, like the cost of manpower. Due to the cost of living, there's a limit to how low you can go with your offered wages. For instance, offering $12 a day in the USA will yield fuck all in terms of recruitment, but $6 a day in the poorer parts of Africa will cause a flash mob of eager-to-work candidates.
And these are the two big factors of the equation : can the reducible costs be lowered enough that the irreducible costs aren't that much of an issue anymore ? And when the answer is inevitably no, can the tarriffs bridge the gap ? Well, uh ... that's gonna depend a lot. But overall, I would lean more on "no". African iron will be cheaper than US iron every day for the foreseeable future, unless you impose a fucking ungodly amount of tarriffs.
Some resources that cost more will see better results from tarriffs, but far from all. Like, tarriffs on iron, copper, tin, etc ? Bad idea. Tarriffs on helium, lithium or other rarer and costlier resources ? Could protect or help the national production indutry.
In the cases where, even with tarriffs, outside product remain more competitive, there's just going to be an increase in cost down the line, and wealth is just going to exist the country more. In the cases where the inside product becomes more-or-as competitive, then perhaps wealth can remain in the country and help the economy. But, well, we'll get to it later.
Raw resources, done. Two more to go.
Transformed goods (henceforth TG for simplicity) ! They are everywhere and they make up the bulk of international trade. Phone parts ? TGs. Flour ? TG, mostly. Tires ? Eyup, TGs. Radars ? TG. Ink? Oh you bet it's a TG.
So, what would be the aim of tarriffs on TGs? Protecting national industry, giving it room to develop or maybe even forcing multinationals to relocate/create the industry inside the country.
So, TGs are where globalization starts clashing really, really bad with tarriffs. Because you see, with globalization, there's been a global dispatching of production facilities. So you'll have part A that's produced in Italy with resources from Greece, part B that's made in Australia with Indonesian resources, part C that's made in Brazil with stuff from Zambia, etc.
the funky stuff happens when you need to combine parts A and C in a US plant, but then have to send the result over to Mexico to weld part B on top. And then you have to get it back into the US. Double tarrifs, you say? Yepperino, my dear student, double tarrifs. On this incredibly simplified exemple. Imagine what that looks like when there's 3 or 4 more parts involved.
At that point the question is : is it cheaper to pay the tarriff conga line or to just send the US parts of the production line overseas ?
"That sounds like the opposite of the stated goal" you say, with the blazé impassivity of someone that saw it coming a hundred miles away. Yes, yes it does. That's why tarriffs have to be manipulated very, very carefully, especially on transformed goods and intermediate steps of the production process, because it can stack up real fast, real bad.
Sometimes though, paying the tarriff conga line IS the better option, especially for sensitive processes that require a well-trained workforce with in-depth theoretical knowledge of very specific fields and access to training for cutting-edge machines, which is only found in the United Staaaaa ... what do you mean, Europe ?
So yeah, very sensitive, tarriff with care. And in either case, expect cost increases, which WILL be recouped with increased sale prices, leading to a domino effect.
And now, the finished products. The end of the line. The consumer targeted stuff. What you buy online and in shops.
What's the aim of tarriffs here ? Same as before, protect native industry, give it room to develop and force multinationals to relocate the production plant into the country.
At this level, you'll see similar considerations as with the TGs, with one tiny added funky detail : the costs of the two previous steps pile up here. Indeed, the tarriffs on TGs and raw ressources are liable to eat up the profit margins of the finished products, and since profit margins are sacred and must be preserved at all costs, well the simple solution is to simply increase the price of the end product in proportion to the other cost increases. And that means shit costs more for people.
"Well, that's awful" you say, and you are right. But we're getting started. It's time for another trip through early 2000s deviantart, say it with me : INFLATION !!! Except instead of your favourite character being turned into a balloon, we're talking about the content of your wallet losing value. And it's going to hit every industry that has to suffer those tarriffs. At which point the entirety of society faces a dillemma : do we increase salaries accross the board (with the associated widespread price increases) or are we chill with a global reduction in the amount of shit people can buy ?
And that's where it starts getting funky (derogatory, fear inducing), because if enough industries are hit with tarriffs, either choice is bad.
Increase salaries ? You speed up inflation and reduce confidence in your money, making exports admitedly more interesting but imports far less so, and when you are a globalized economy where there are imports everywhere at various levels, it gets spiky really fast.
Going the "tough luck fucko" route ? Well first off, rude, second off : congratulations, you are reducing the overall economic activity in your country, creating unemployment and poverty, reducing confidence in your economy and, if things go really, really poorly, starting a recession (WHOOOOO!!! Who wants to sleep under a bridge ?).
Now, is this a doomer prophecy ? No. No it's not. We have to keep in mind that systems, including economic systems, can adjust their course after starting in a new direction. It's rather unlikely that everything will consistently go bad in the worst way possible. But.
A lot of that is dependant on precision political decision-making, and the person soon-to-be in charge of these decisions in the USA has made it clear that he does not intend to listen to outside opinions or do precision. And considering his last go at it, I believe him. So I'm not optimistic. I don't think the US economy will collapse, that would be absurd, but I don't see the US having a good time either.
It's going to be very, very complicated, and it will depend a LOT on what fields are actually affected, in what proportions, etc.
And keep in mind, I haven't even talked about retaliatory tarriffs (from the people whose products you put tarriffs on). Or political tensions inside the US, that's something I don't feel qualified to talk about. Or the non-economic effects on geopolitics. Or the effects on the global economy.
If I had to make a prediction, I would guess that quite a few production lines will be reorganized to either have long stretches inside the USA or to be entirely divorced from them for as long as possible. Some products may become economically non-viable when it comes to the USA. Some US companies may find themselves no longer economically viable due to reliance on tarriff-affected outside goods and resources. It's hard to guess how large the impact will be, but there WILL be an impact, and most of it will likely be felt by the USA. Because tarriffs aren't paid on expedition, they're paid on reception.
So, as a French, all I can say is : bonne chance.
#economy#tarrifs#trump tarrifs#a little lesson in economy#USA#united states#inflation (not the kink)#not as funny as my last economy post#I'm ill so I'll blame that#also it's a bit harder to make jokes on tarriffs#my lungs feel like mince meat#what with my coughing all the time#on the plus side mince meat is less likely to be hit by tarriffs#since the USA produce a lot of meat#on the minus side#that meat is full of hormones#and other chemical shits#that ain't good for you
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I love that at random times things don't go Saiki's way HE of all ppl blame it on the dark reunion. Like bro-
And I just thought abt the episode that he made Kaido think the dark reunion got that scammer (the one that got Kaido to do hw for him) and he's like "The dark reunion is two steps behind me." Saiki: Literally.
#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki k#funny#anime and manga#shun kaidou#dark reunion#Lol Saiki does weird shit for friends#Crappy post ain't even funny
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Funny fella
I dunno how to write in cursive in English, so let it be so
Ughhhhh
Buh have it
#scp#fanart#scp fanart#dr alto clef#haha#👁️👁️ stares in your soul#funny fella ain't he?#music shit#Spotify#my art
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#this shit was like crack to 2018 me#Paul's broken a glass broken a glass Paul's broken a glass a glass a glass he's broken today#new fans gotta watch this it was really funny and had like inside jokes as well#you ain't a real beatles fan if you haven't watched any one of these#you don't even know how much i watched this shit back then#like i had lines memorised and when they'd be said and in what tone too#wonder if he posts now too the channel stopped posting for like years#beatles bloopers#the beatles#george harrison#paul mccartney#john lennon#ringo starr#beatles#memes
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