#AIN'T SHIT FUNNY

[ovaryacted]

Hugh jackmans Instagram>>>>>

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Hugh gives the perfect vibe of dilf who doesn't know what to do on the internet. Like somebody take peepaw's phone cause he's both freaky and wholesome and cute at the same time.

I don't know why the fuck he posted that one shirtless pic at 8 am on a weekday with a 4 minute audio paired with it, but I ain't complaining lmao. I am glad he's at the best shape of his life, and given that he's 55, that's huge honestly because he's always been muscular and had this physique people admired. But the fact that he looks that good at that age is really making me tweak out.

I did mention to a friend that one thing I like about Hugh that comes with his age is the fact that his facial hair/beard went fully gray before his hair did. Like that's hot. I hate him. He's too fine and it pisses me off lmaoo.

[starcurtain]

Alhaitham, the moment his roommate leaves town: Ditches his house, hangs out in shady back alleys at the port, joins the black market to make illegal purchases, picks fights with random Eremites in the cafes, brawls with the chief of police, raids a forbidden temple, overthrows the government--

Call that "Kavehless Behavior."

[bonicedemandarina]

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Shotout to Leona and Cheka for singlehandedly getting me out of the worst artblock I've had in months, love these guys

Tbh I just wanted to draw Cheka doing that one thing kids do when they treat you like a climbing tree, I have other drawing about that but it's a work in progress, it was supposed to be animation practice but Ibis got some crunchy quality on the canvas if you don't pay so. Yeah. Also Grim is here bc why not

[tojosuggestionbox]

[essektheylyss]

You know what's hilarious, if Ludinus was indeed a young man being traumatized by the end of the Calamity. Deirta Thelyss is almost certainly older than he is.

This is not relevant but I think Essek should bring this up, just to be a bitch about it.

[alevens]

these specific type of zolu jokes? funniest shit ever

[binkywinky]

Fury looking people dead in their face, telling them he doesn't know where Carol is or how to reach her; all the while knowing he has a direct line of communication to her that he can and has used whenever he wants.

[dootznbootz]

Menelaus rambles a lot about not only Helen, but also Hermione. About how she used to say Olive like "Olifs". How she lost her first tooth running too fast and running into a low branch while out with Helen. How he'd sometimes wake up to Hermione leaning over him and poking his face to say, "Dad, can we go see the horses?" even though it was barely daylight. How she was much nicer waking Helen and how he thinks Hermione did that on purpose because she found "dad's face funny". How her favorite color was every color.

And Odysseus listens.

And he thinks about how his son only had a few teeth coming in when he left, teething on everything. How he could only say one syllable with his babbles. How his son needed balance to stand but Odysseus was so proud that Telemachus was very good at rolling over. How his son loved pulling at his and Penelope's hair.

How his son would be talking, walking, maybe even lost his first tooth by now. And he doesn't even know if he'll ever know his son's favorite color.

[strainedgeek]

I recently turned back to linux after getting a PC running win11 because everything was too infuriatingly stable and there were never any problems to fix

Oh noo, discord support for linux doesn't exist and extremely simple features such as having audio while screensharing aren't available? Welp. Time to jump ship, and use another client

"Bluh bluh you're breaking TOS"

Yeah motherfucker go fix support for my not-windows OS and get back to me

Always funny to me how developers want you to use their official program, but won't ever pull their fucking weight to support users

[ghostlyjadee]

I love that at random times things don't go Saiki's way HE of all ppl blame it on the dark reunion. Like bro-

And I just thought abt the episode that he made Kaido think the dark reunion got that scammer (the one that got Kaido to do hw for him) and he's like "The dark reunion is two steps behind me." Saiki: Literally.

[blobee]

Funny fella

I dunno how to write in cursive in English, so let it be so

Ughhhhh

Buh have it

[ringosmistress]

[arachnicas]

I want to read a fanfic where Miles just straight-up leaves Miguel's lab after Miguel throws that heavy trashcan at his head. A grown-ass adult threw a heavy object at him, a fifteen-year-old kid, and Miles is expected to just stick around and put up with the abuse? No. I want Miles to put his mask back on, turn invisible, and leave because an adult acting like this is wild. Maybe he gives Peter something to consider by telling him that an adult acting out like this shouldn't be running an organization.

"You're telling me that his bark is worse than his bite after he just threw a trashcan at my head like an overgrown toddler?"

"C'mon, kid, Miguel is just--"

"Just what? A bigger baby than May Day? Can't handle his big feelings, so he just throws things at people? Naw, I don't feel safe around him. See ya', Peter."

[smellypire]

chuuya: there's no need to keep shooting a dead body 🙄

also chuuya: pew pew pew pew pew

[franciya]

how many takes the creator probably made them do for this one

[lesbianonsteroids]

I've been teasing you all day, haven't I? Told you everything I want you to do to me. Every place I want you to touch me.

Every one of my texts drove you crazy didn't they? Every image I sent? I'm finally all yours, at your mercy, always.