#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK THESE PEOPLE

[breadti]

lonely. in a very spiritual / emotional kind of way. thinking about how i've only ever met one person like me. thinking about how i'm the only person i know who does the things i do. thinking about how the people around me lose interest in me. thinking about how someone i consider very close to me saw an image of a cartoon character covered in trash and filth and said "that reminds me of you" why? i'm not dirty or unkept. i'm a clean person. why would they think of me as a gross person like that. and if they think of me like that why would they keep talking to me? thinking about how the people who push themselves close to me are also the ones who dip out the instant they realize i'm actually mentally ill and it's not just a joke thinking about how the people i consider insanely close to me do not feel the same thinking about a lot today

[thesherrinfordfacility]

please note that this is a pre-s2 masterpost; new one can be found here.

contrary to popular belief i am actually capable of writing up genuine theories about s2, but they are still wonderfully feral and unhinged in both tone and nature, so voila welcome to ✨rhi's crackpot speculation/meta masterpost✨ featuring some very special guests that are way more insightful and clever than me

note: contains spoilers

d-day edit: lmao let's sort this shitpit out🍲

old post-s2/s3-relevant metas etc but they didn't make it to the final cut of the new masterpost:

BIT NERVOUS about this being linked but fuck it, i didn't like the first two eps INITIALLY but in my defence i learnt the error of my ways and consider it to have been prime's fault

thoughts on s3 in the immediate aftermath

i heard you calling from across the ether for some whump material so i wrote some

also i meta-girlbossed a bit too close to the sun with recontextualising the lion/adam/eve parallels in s1e1 now that we know what we know about aziraphale and crowley pre-fall

someone shared their opinion about the playlists with me then i blacked out and when i came to there was meta

i got big feelings™ about the argument clip in that aziraphale is honestly just a nice man doing his fucking best (not a prediction but just a wee rant)

s2 live commentaries bc im sorry reading these back is GOLD:

episode 1/2 (lumped together bc i went to a screening) (also neil liked this and i feel exposed the poor guy had to read this??? over all the other somewhat intelligent stuff on my blog??? this is what he went for???? man's WILD ✨)

episode 3

episode 4

episode 5

episode 6 (lmao)

and then basically anything else, mostly all pre-s2 so have a read and laugh at me, it's ok honest

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this one made me tear up a bit because i live on a diet of bagels and aziraphale/crowley biblical whump material LMAO AM I APOLLO????

(as amended) the one where my entire theory on aziraphale and crowley's angst for s2 is predicted based on the length of his ridiculous (see: delicious) sideburns

an earlier musing on the plot of like the first three episodes (fuck it let's be real i'm just blueprinting a fanfic in this post)

by all accounts crowley is not, in fact, james bond

the second coming gets fucked up bc gabriel is a pussy ass bitch

✨✨SDCC/NYC✨✨ people pls read this and talk to me about it bc I'm losing it everyone else just shh and read silently for a minute ill get to you in a sec okay id still love to know what happened at the sdcc screening but i went to my own one in the uk and what i saw has done nothing to dissuade me from this theory im sorry

lol haven't updated this post in a hot minute but this is the SMOOCHY prediction

i told y'all crowley was getting hit by the cozzy livs and now my boy has to work in a pub, liz truss i hope ur happy

if i must suffer then you must suffer also thems the rules

✨✨live feed of my breakdown over the episode titles✨✨

a wee romantic shitpost about ep5 but im adding it in here for posterity bc if this does happen im going to simply decease

this was birthed from the above but with ep2(?) spoiler context

IS GOOB JESUS?????

i have a sinking feeling that crowley may be a double agent and honestly that's not very james bond of him

segue from the above, someone really cleverly came up with the thought after the wanted posters that crowley is involved in hell descending on the bookshop to get gabriel and was rewarded with duke of hell (hence the art of him on a throne) and i latched on like a fucking barnacle

I cry

(also as amended lmao) my rhetoric on how unequipped aziraphale is to handle intense gay panic god bless this mess this lil funky dude

i have now done so many speculation posts about the 40s that it feels like groundhog day but if prime insist on feeding me 40s content then that's their own damn fault (but this one is the most recent and where I'm currently at so read this one first)

(older) a tinfoil hat inspection of anything related to ww2!husbands, magician aziraphale, and the Dinner of '41

(older again) extended-Dinner of '41 analysis in the context of s1e3

once upon a time aziraphale and crowley fucked up the ineffable plan by not getting together in 1941 and god wasn't happy about it and everything went tits up, the end

a simple humble commentary on how the trailer was put together and a warning to not trust a single thing prime tells us

okay it's not s2 related but i had a bit of wine and a small heartbreak over their first meeting in the beginning and now any other method of therapy is redundant

and last but certainly not least (not for the moment anyway, there's a few more feet to descend before we truly scrape the bottom of the unholy barrel that is my psyche) we encounter the deranged, manic, unbalanced and frankly disturbed commentary i birthed in response to The Spoiler

enjoy, my boos ✨

[lilithloves-you]

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME TRANSPHOBIC FOR NOT USING THEY/THEM FOR ZOOBLE!!!!! PEOPLE USE SHE/HER FOR ZOOBLE!!!!! AND YOU HAVE CONTROL OVER THAT!!!!!! SHAME ON YOU BITCH!!!!! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE "your transphobic" TO EVERYONE YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!! THAT'S NOT COOL OF YOU TO DO THAT!!!! DELETE YOUR DAMN ACCOUNT AND CREATE A TWITTER ACCOUNT AND STAY OFF OF TUMBLR FOREVER AND GO TO TWITTER INSTEAD YOU FUCKING MORON DOUCHE BAG IDIOT JACKASS BITCH IDIOT DORK JERK!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

GET READY TO BE SENT TO THE JUNKBOX WITH JAX!!!!!!!

GUESS WHAT KID NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU EITHER. GET YOUR ASS OF YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR STUPID ASS PATHETIC LIFE. IM NOT DELETING MY ACCOUNT FOR SOME KID WHO CAN’T DO BASIC MOTHER FUCKING GRAMMAR.

YOUR GRAMMAR PUTS A 2 YEAR OLD TO SHAME.

[lapzoli]

I hate when I’m doing a task and people try to stop me and get me to another task or talk to me. No. Shut the fuck up and leave me alone before I start screaming, I have to do one task at a time or I’ll fucking have a meltdown

“Can you help me with this” CAN YOU NOT SEE IM DOING SOMETHING ELSE RIGHT NOW I’m not going to drop everything and help someone if I’m doing something else first god damn

“Can you help me???” I’m on the phone open your fucking eyes

Or when people get in my space and I have to step back because you’re a fucking stranger, I’m not your friend don’t put your fucking hands on me or call me nicknames like you know me

I just. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[outtoshatter]

A totally definitely anonymous mischief Monday that you couldn't POSSIBLY know who it's from lol

You got me in my demon-story feels so uh. HERE YOU GO.

Before Devin could ask what the fuck that was supposed to mean, Six murmured something, voice far too soft to catch, and reached towards Devin’s chest. The touch was featherlight, but the impact hit like someone had just kicked him right in the sternum. He slumped over, gasping for a whole new reason as the tiny bit of air he had managed to recover was driven right out of his lungs by the sudden shock. Deep, piercing cold slammed down across his chest, down his arms, around his neck. He could see it on his wrists, the distinctive thick black bands of a Summoner’s Bond searing into his skin. “You-” he croaked out, staring down at the marks. “How-?” He was almost positive that shouldn’t be possible. Summoner’s Bonds took multiple people, a whole ritual, a ritual done by humans to take control of a demon. It shouldn’t go the other direction. Should it? Did this mean he was under Six’s control? Or worse, was it the other way around? “Sorry,” Six said, its rough, crackling voice as gentle as it could make it. “No time.” It crouched down in front of him, tail curling into a broad loop as a counterbalance, and reached forward to cup Devin’s face and tilt it up to look at it. Its delicate fingers felt almost scalding hot against the combined chill of the weather and the Bond and Devin shivered. He shuddered for an entirely different reason seeing the thick black mark circling Six’s previously unmarked neck and disappearing under the collar of its shirt. “You need to give me an order,” Six said, still gentle but implacably firm. “What?! No!” Devin tried to jerk backwards but Six tightened its hold just enough to hold him in place. “Trust me,” Six said. “Listen.”

(Oops I wrote way too much but here's a triple drabble chunk of it. XD)

:O!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is a VERY GOOD MISCHIEF

[softpine]

i’m about to put “bad at answering dms” in my bio because at this point i’m just disappointed in myself

[musingsofadisastergay]

I'm sad

[allgremlinart]

i lowkey started out in ghostbat due to the bi batman allegations and your blog but IMMMMMM??? dqfiaskn LIKE OMG WHAT THE HELL HOLY SHIT scREAMING CRYING THROWING UP IKE KISS ALREADT MY GOD HE BI THeRES NO DENYING IT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Eheheheheheh >:)

So good to know I am corrupting people and indoctrinating them into the Ghostbat agenda.

And yeah like GIVE BATMAN A BF HE DESERVES IT!!!

Bruce gives off the same vibes as those guys who are like "oh yeah I made out with a guy in college what about it?" like Khoa is clearly his bicurious college exploration ex. They've fucked. I already know that. If DC weren't cowards they'd just give us like 10 panels of explicit gay sex but the world isnt ready ig 😔

[ssa-steverogers]

TFAWTS FINALE SPOILERS BELOW

AHHHHGGHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHOMFGAHGGHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHOMFGOMGFGGAGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHOMCOMGOMGOMAGAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOMFOMGOMGOMFN I CANT VELEIVE IT THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK I CANT BELIEVE IT I WONT BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN

OKAY HOLD YOUR HORSES EVERYONE LET ME JUST- SHARON. FUCKING SHARON I KNEW IT. AGATHA SHARON ALL ALONG. GUYS SAME TYPE BEAT ALRIGHT. I WAS ALSO LIKE OMFG ISNT THAT KIND OF OUT OF CHARCTER KNOWING HER ROLD IN CA:TWS BUT I MEAN SHIELD IS GONE THE WORLD IS DIFFERENT NOW AND SHES OBVIOUSLY BEEN THRU A BUNCH AND OMFGGGG I KNEW IT. BUT OH GOD IM ALSO IN SHOCKKKK THE CARTER FAMILY NAME 😭😭😭 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEGGY GORL WHAT HAS SHARON DONE TO YOUR LEGACY BABY

ALSO BUCKY 😭😭😭😭 WHAT THE FRICK. HIS FACE WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO YURI OMFG OMFG “i didn’t have a choice” AND OMFF HIS WORDING WAS ACTUALLY SO IMPORTANT HERE. HE’S SAD AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY WHICH IS WHY HIS WORDS SOUND ‘IRREGULAR’ FROM REGULAR VOCABULARY AND THANK MOTHERFUCKIN JESUS MARVEL MADE SURE TO APLIFY THAT SCENE BUT OMFG I WISH WE GOT MORE OF BUCKY IN THAT PART WITH HIS REAL EMOTIONS BECAUSE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY HIS TRANSITION TO LETTING GO OF WHAT THE WINTER SOLDIER ORIGINAL STOOD FOR AND MOVING ONTO A NEW IDENTITY AND FINDING HIMSELF SO I JUST WISH THERE WAS MORE OF THE SIDE OF THE PAIN HE REALLY HAD TO FACE BUT WE DID GET A GOOD HANDFUL. BUT HES OBVIOUSLY FOUND A HOME WITH SAM NOW 🥺 HES LETTING THE KIDS PLAY WITH HIS ARM WHICH MEANS HES NOT AFRAID OF HURTING ANYONE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE WINTER SOLDIER 🥺🥺🥺 SOLID FUCKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. AND WHEN THE SENATOR THANKS BUCKY FOR SAVING THEM HES JUST IN SHOCK FOR A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HES NOT USED TO PEOPLE THANKING HIM FOR DOING WHAT HE DOES AND MY HEART JUST DIED FOR S MOMENT SENATE CAN STILL KISS MY ASS THO AND OMFG WHEN HE WALKS THRU THE METAL DETECTOR 😭😭😭 SEBBYS INTERVIEW FLASHBACKS AHHHHHHH. ALSO GUYS OMFG WHEN HES ON THE MOTORCYCLE WHY HE SO HOTTTTTT LIKE FOR WHATTTTT WHO LET YOU DO THISSSS SEXY MOTHER TRUCKER AND I JUST KNOW THAT BUCKY IS SO FUCKING PROUD OF SAM BEING CAP. ITS ALL HE’S KIND OF WANTED ALL ALONF 🥺🥺🥺

THE FALCON CAPTAIN AMERICA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG I AM SHOOK. DID I SEE THAT COMING? YES. WAS I PREPARED? NO. OH GOD. I WONT RECOVER. HIS SPEECH???? OH GOD. IT DID FEEL LIKE A TINY BIT FORCED BUT I LOVED HOW THEY CHOSE TO ADRESS THAT WHILE ALSO SPEAKING ON RACE AND REALLY CONNECTING IT TO RECENT EVENTS IRL. HE WAS SO SPOT ON IT WAS SO POWERFUL. HE MENTIONS HOW THE GOVERNMENT WERE CALLING PEOPLE ‘THUGS’ AND ‘TERRORISTS’ WHEN REALLY THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR THEIR PLACE/LIVES BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY AND HOW WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE A LABEL, THEY WILL BECOME THE LABEL. I WAS LITERALLY BAWLING WHEN I SAW SAM IN HIS CAP SUIT. AND OMFG WHEN BUCKY CALLS HIM CAP??????????1!1?1??1?1? I AM DEAD. DECEASED. AND THE SCENE WITH ISAIAH?????? OH GOD I WAS CRYING. SCREAMING. OMFG AND WHEN SAM IS FIGHTING BATROC AND HE SAYS ON VA VOIR!1!1!1!!1?1!1!!1!1! I WAS CRYING. CA:TWS FLASHBACK WERE SO VIVID BABY IM DEAD. AND WHEN HE FIRMLY STATES ‘I’M CAPTAIN AMERICA’ OH GOD HOW MUCH OF A RELIEF THAT FELT TO ME???? OH GODDDDD

BUT I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS I CANT WAIT. ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE A SEASON 2????? WHILE THERE BE A MOVIE????? WHO IS VAL REALLY???? WHAT WILL US AGENT DO???? HOW WILL SHARON PLAY INTO THE FUTURE OF THE MCU????? WHAT HAPPENED TO ZEMO???????? ANYWAYS OMG ZEMO ALSO LIKE IF AYO AND THE DORA MILAJE TOOK ZEMO AWAY WHY DID HE END UP AT THE RAFT???? I FIGURED WAKANDA WOULDVE KEPT HIM BUT I GUESS NOT!!1!1!1!1!

OMG THE RAGE IN KARLI IN THIS LAST EPISODE OMFG I AM DEAD. I CALLED IT. I MENTIONED IT BEFORE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN SHES YOUNG AND WAS BOUND TO BECOME RECKLESS. WHEN SHES FIGHTING SAM AND HES NOT FIGHTING BACK SHE KEEPS ON URGING HIM TO DO SO. BUT SAM ISNT LIKE THAT. HE UNDERSTAND KARLI BUT KARLI THINKS HES TRYNA MANIPULATE HER (ALMOST LIKE A PARENT/CHILD RELATIONSHIP BUT NOT REALLY BUT ALSO KIND OF?????). I HAD ALSO MENTIONED BEFORE THE QUESTION OF WHEN SAM WILL REALIZE THAT ZEMO WAS ‘RIGHT’ ABOUT KARLI BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED. UNTIL THE VERY END, SAM BELIEVED THAT THERE WAS A WAY OUT FOR KARLI WHICH IS WHY I BELIEVE THAT SAM IS MORE THAN A TRILLION PERCENT PERFECT TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA. BECAUSE, LIKE HE SAYS, HES NOT BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES; HE JUST BELIEVES THAT WE CAN DO BETTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE PROBABLY HATE HIM AND EVEN ISAIAH DOUBTED HIM BUT HIS MORALS STABD STRONG AND IF THERE’S ONE THING THAT IS TRUE ABOUT SAM IS THAT HE STANDS FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN, JUST LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA SHOULD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!1!1?1!1!!1!

I JUST HAVE SO MANY THINFS I HAVE TO RANT ABOUT BUT I’M LITERALLY SO EXHAUSTED FROM THE ADRENALINE RUSH I THINK I’M GOING TO PASS OUT GUYS SO GOOD NIGHT BUT OHHHHH OMFG AND THE MUSIC AND THE END 😭😭😭 SO BEAUTIFUL AND WALKER WITH THE FAKE SHIELD REALLY GOT ME HE REALLY JUST NEEDED AN OBJECT TO GET BEHIND BUT FOR SAM: SHIELD OR NO SHIELD HE WAS A GOOD PERSON EITHER WAY AND A PERFECT CAP 😩😭😭 GOODNIGHT GUYS. AHHHHHHHHHHHSNWKSKSPDKOSNSJWJNDIDINFSOSJDNIDJSSJSIAIDNODOSJSOWUWJEKDOJDSHHEKFOEJFXKILOVEBUCKYGUYSKEOSJSINDMXOXIDJFOXISNFNOCOEIFSAMISMYCAPNSKZJOSJDKCODIMISSZEMONSKSJSKDKOSKDWHAT

[eerna]

Maybe I’m an outlier but I really really enjoyed Netflix SaB. I knew it was going to be a completely different story from the get-go when they cast the Crows. Did they include them bc the showrunners knew more people had read SoC than SaB? Probably. Does it change basically everything? Absolutely. But I liked the mashup. It’s the “what if they knew each other??” AU fic I didn’t know I wanted. (Love your takes btw)

That’s even better!!! I too am happy with it bc I consider it an AU, but like, I am also sad bc it could have been such a good thing. And thank youu~~

After reading your reactions to the show i realize i agree with a lot u said AND I DIDNT NOTICE WHILE SEEING THE SHOW like what happens with the dregs in season 2 now? Also that kanej...... but its ok i mean i think now a part of me is pretending this is a new story with new characters that i like but not As Much as the books?? Or a universe where Soft Kaz is a thing?? But they took away the fuckboy disease from Mal, made Malina really good and Alina super relatable and cool so i say is a win for us

IT IS A WIN!!! Maybe the Crows got wrecked, but they gave me a TGT plotline I enjoy, and a show I really like, so. Def one of better book-to-screen adaptations I’d seen, even if MY fave parts were omitted.

I have finished the whole season and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH there are so many moments that made me want to scream (the good kind of screams)

The crows are still not completely our crows but theyre getting there

I was never a darklina or a malina fan but the show made me love malina, the mal actor has done a terrific job

All of them have actually made an incredible job and i want a second season right now

YAS I truly hope they get that shiny s2. Please. Please

I do agree that the kanej we are seeing is not the kanej from the books but i think that so far its okay? From the way i see it this kaz is still very much in the inej is an investment fase and we are seeing the beginning of the crows, of the start of their trust in each other. They might fuck it up later and i live in fear of that but so far its not terrible.

However i really hope they enforce a bit more on the whole kaz aversion to touching people, i feel like they didnt explore it much but since the crows weren't the focus right now i can kind of excuse it.

I have some complaints about the way they handled the mixing of the storylines but overall its not the worst thing they could have done.

Kaz is def not in the investment stage during this show, he is very vocal about Inej’s importance and humanity jdskbabcjk. But yes, the touch thing didn’t come in focus a lot, but I liked that moment in ep 1 when the guy was holding him down with a naked hand and you could SEE how much it pained him! New watchers wouldn’t notice, but once they learn the truth, they would get it. Hhuhu. And yeah it could have been worse...

[katberk]

Lying

Tommyinnit x reader

Genre: Angst

In-game au

It’s over. The war for the discs, for L’Manburg, and the little sanity left of Dream. He’s locked up and everything else is going back to normal... that was my thought.

Until the egg.

The egg was growing before any of else knew. People either being effected two ways, or immune... Tommy thought that I was immune just like him, oh how wrong he was.

“Tommy, after the incident with Tubbo crying and Sam being held captive down there, I don’t know if I want to go.” I said a little uneasy with the way he was pulling me to the cause of all the blood vines and blocks.

“You’ll be fine Y/N! If I’m immune then you have to be as well! You just gotta! Plus, you have to see how weird it is.” Tommy replied back not processing the worry in my voice.

I rolled my eyes at the stupid answer. “That’s not a convincing answer Tommy, I don’t want this ‘egg’ to make me processed or something like that!” We were already climbing down the ladder. “Plus, if I’m not immune then what would we do?” I was starting to panic, I could hear... something.

“We’re almost there!” Tommy yelled back ignoring the previous question and turning around to see me trying to catch up.

I didn’t answer... I couldn’t with the loud voices ringing in my ear.

'This world is mine. It belongs to me' It got louder.

'I will give you your heart's desire. I will give you what you want' and louder, I started to close my eyes.

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' My eyes snapped open, Kill Tommy?! No... I can’t kill Tomm-

“Wow! Don’t walk into lava you dummy!” Tommy snapped me out of my thoughts by placing a hand in front of me.

“S-sorry, I’m just nervous...” I lied with a sheepish smile. ‘I felt great.’

“So? How are you feeling?!”

I turned my head to the side and touched the surface with the tips of my figure. 'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' I retracted my hand and forced a bigger smile. “Great... I don’t feel or hear anything!” Again, I lied. ‘Yes, I’ll do it...’

“See, I was right! You are immune. I mean like, I’m always right so...” Tommy started to back away to the exit. “Oh, I totally forgot that Tubbo asked me to help him with something, I’ll be back!” Before I could respond he was already gone.

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘no’

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘yes’

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘no’

My hands were clasped on my ears. My eyes were darting back and forth and my body was shaking violently. “No... yes... no! YES!” I was screaming, I can’t kill Tommy. He’s too dear to me... I can’t take his life, but part of me WANTS to.

“So the eggs has found someone new.” That voice, that person...

“Bad... what do you want from me?!” I stilled and put my hands down to my side.

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘yes’

“It’s not what I want, it’s what the egg wants... and by the way you were acting I can already tell you know.” His eyes were dull, they weren’t bright and filled with life anymore.

“You’ve changed Bad... What even happened to you?!” I said my shaking turning into light trembles.

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘no’

“Just doing my job Y/N... Now do what the egg says! I’ll come back in a few days to see the corpse... Good luck.” His voice held venom. He then hopped off the egg and disappeared.

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘YES’

~A couple of days later~

My mind was blanking more and more. I was just outside in the fields all day trying to get rid of my task.

Speak of the devil...

“Y/N! There you are, I was looking everywhere for you! How are you doing today?” Tommy said with a little frown.

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘no’

“I’m doing alright... just tired, that’s all!” I hate lying... I hate pretending.

“Well that’s good. Oh, Tubbo wanted to know if you had any diamonds on you!”

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘yes’

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘no’

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘yes’

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘no’

'Kill the boy. Tommy must die' ‘yEs’

“Can’t... take this... ANYMORE!” I yelled stumbling to get my balance.

“Y/N, what’s gotten into you? Slow dow-”

Blood... it started to drip onto the dew covered grass, staining it with dots of crimson.

I slashed his cheek.

He placed his figures on the cut. “Y/N you...”

“I did! I attacked you! I hurt you! I’m JUST OBEYING!” I lifted my head, twitches and shakes. Resting on the tip of the blade, it started to dig into my cheek.

“fIgHt Me TomMy, FiGhT mE aNd DIE”

And our swords dtarted to duel.

🌸*Inhales* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🌸What the fuck did I just write?! Anyways this is a little collab idea I’m doing with @tubb-box​ so if you want a part two then go to his blog and FOLLOW HIM RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS JUST HAVE TOO! (Part 2 will probably be fluff! Cleanse those eye(s))

🌸Side note~ I get my ideas for fanfics (That aren’t requested) by ideas and events I would do if I was ever invited to join the Dream SMP UwU (Just a little fun fact)

🌸Hope you enjoyed UwU (I’m tired... kinda, not really)

[barebitchinbodkin]

Hey so wait wait wAIT

I'm never gonna fucking recover from this episode. I am SO SOFT and SO IN AWE of the writing. Kabert never misses.

Juno narration. :,) I've missed him.

But also

Also

Also

"The RADICAL"??????

WHAT FUCKING "RADICAL" IS SASHA TALKING ABOUT. ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT AN OBJECT LIKE THE CURE MOTHER OR DO THEY KNOW WHO PETER IS?????

Maybe "radical" is in reference to his infiltration and defect from DM???

Why 5 rooms for CB???? Is it because Dark Matters is taking one of them hostage off ship or is it because...they only see 5 people when they board??

After the violin stops, we don't hear a single sound Peter makes and no one mentions him for the rest of the episode. Did Peter straight up disappear at the sight of Dark Matters?

If he disappeared, he's probably chilling in the vents like the spidery weirdo that he is lmao

Awfully convenient that he gave Juno that book the same day. Or maybe it's just a coincidence because Juno didn't get to finish it anyway and whatever Peter wanted to tell him, he didn't get the chance.

Did he know this was coming? Did he expect to have more time?? Does he have a plan???

WHAT THE FUCK IS SASHA DOING HERE????

WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL JANUARY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[luminescentauthor]

okay so i read jujutsu kaisen 137 earlier today and

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*spoiler warning*

at first i was just like YAY YUUTA’S HERE and then i hit the inumaki part and hOLY SHIT HE LOST HIS ARM??? and tHEN I HIT “KILL HIM MYSELF” and tHEN THE LIST OF PROCLAMATIONS BY THE ELDERS AND I DSAJFASUYFDUSF

anyway uhhhhhhhh

my only comments are

yuuta no.

maki and panda and probably inumaki too may need to stop yuuta from Doing A Stupid Ass Thing

yuuta was smiling an abnormal amount in his first scene and i am Severely Unnerved

R I K A??????

i can’t imagine yuuta is just 100% chill with gojou being stuck in a prison cube for the rest of eternity because That’s His Whole Teacher and also gojou is the only reason yuuta wasn’t executed at the beginning of vol. 0. like i can’t imagine yuuta would 100% buy into the fact that gojou is Evil because He Owes Gojou His Life

oddly smiley yuuta + return of rika is giving me Off Vibes. fake yuuta??? spelled yuuta??? ??????

maybe todo and yuuta fight??? because “Thats My Brother Okkotsu Fuck You” and man that would be an epic battle.

sooner or later someone who knows about yuuta’s story and sukuna’s (probably one of the second years or megumi???) is going to put the pieces together and go “YOU DO REALIZE YOU’RE BOTH HOSTS TO CURSED SPIRITS THAT HURT PEOPLE AND WERE SENTENCED TO EXECUTION BY THE HIGHER UPS BEFORE GOJOU SAVED YOU????” and yuuta might have a “huh” moment

at least i hope he does

yuuta Please Do Not, Thanks

[atimefordragons]

SO BABY NOW YOU FEEL LIKE NUMBER ONE SHINING BRIGHT FOR EVERYONE LIVIN' OUT YOUR FANTASY THE BRIGHTEST STAR THERE'S EVER BEEN

☾♔; Jan 19, 2022 ☾♔; 3:37pm ☾♔; sotd: NUMBER ONE - SHIRO SAGISU FT HAZEL FERNANDEZ ☾♔; cotd: KUROSAKI ICHIGO ☾♔; THINKIN' TOO MANY THOTS ☾♔; High Fashion Layout (I Guess)

𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞: lyrics from number one

alt title, brain buzzing. ik, the set is a mess, but I'm having too many thoughts all at once and can't sort, so trying, like, I'm crying about stuff and mad about other stuff, and excited as FUCCCK about some other and like, my heart can't keep up, it's also been damaged by covid, probably just temperorarily, lol. the chest is almost completely gone now, but god it's taking too long. ik, ik, it can take 2 weeks for mild covid to pass, but still. I'm too tired to do anything and now that I don't have the energy, I have like 6000 things I wanna do. ///sighh/// ANYWAY!!!!

me watching ichigo and hitsugaya in the new trailer: my boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble.

I am still 12 and still in love with them. and bitter that we didn't adult hitsugaya, let my man age with me, god. also, also, hit with the realization that hitsugaya and xiao are very similar and concerned that me and my cousin have the same taste. hitsugaya is also her favourite from when she watched bleach, and like, that's fine, but what about when the older man thing hits, it hasn't yet, but she too much like me, and I'm ace and also had enough sense to be aware it would be really, REALLY bad if the "affection" was reversed or returned, but she ain't me, she's too trusting of people.

OFF TOPIC again, lmao. what was I talking to myself about again? OH right! sorting the thots! ignore this, I'm just self talking and trying to like untangle the mess. ___________________________________________________________________________

STELLARIS PHANTASM I totally forgot everything about this, okay, wait, genshin, and the 88 constellations plus corresponding nations, fallen gods, ummm, something

BOURGEOISIE ACADEMIA

UNTITLED (LET'S CALL IT GETSUGA TENSHOU FOR NOW, LOL) too messy, can't clear. Godai plus bleach plus zero plus the shoujos, the eva one and the inori one, cause they both cute and it funny, what even was the plot? fuck.

SHIZURI + DAISUKE

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't remember anything else, I slept it away. fuck.

VOGEL IM KAFIG

FUCK FORGET ABOUT THAT, WHAT EVEN WOULD BE THE PLOT? I THINK I HAD SOMETHING WITH JJK ELEMENTS OR TK IN MIND BUT IDR! DAMN IT BRAIN

[meirasthing]

Just finished watching Shadow and Bone season one, and I honestly didn’t think I could simp even harder on the show than I did with the books, but oh boi is the Darkling valid af. They sure did Mal WAY more likeable in the show, but damn, they also did the same with the Darkling, having that flashback to the moment he created the fold? Absolutely delicious.

I must say that it kinda pissed me off how nice Mal is now, tho. It makes sense I guess, otherwise I think most people would be pretty pissed off if they went with the books ending for the show if Mal stayed as the little bitch that he is in the books. But damn, they just made him way too ideal now. He is just so understanding of Alina’s struggles, so willing to help without any of his bitching, like, genuinely being there as a support for her and all that. And honestly? It kinda feels like he is a different character now lmao, because all the negative traits that he has on the books are, so far, non existent on the show. We shall see where it goes on season 2 tho.

But in all honesty, THE CROWS BRO, THE CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS. AHHHHHH, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, MY BABIES. Every time that Kaz was on screen I was screaming, and Inej and Jasper god, I love them so fucking much, and it was so fucking amazing to see them interact with Mal and Alina like goooood 😭😭😭😭Matthias too, and Nina, I just love the cast for them so fucking much I can’t express it honestly, and their acting was so INCREDIBLY spot on, like for real, it really did feel like they came to live straight from the books and I am 100% here for it. The way they altered the plot to fit them in was so flawlessly done that I am way too excited to see what will happen on season 2, and god, now that Nina is in the ship with them ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can’t wait 😭😭😭

Now I have to just stay here and wait for season 2, wondering where the fuck it will go.

[mrpenguinpants]

Alright, I finally read Reincarnation no Kaben

AFTER MONTHS (it’s probably been a month? My mind doesn’t keep track of the days) I FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO RNK. Ty to Okita anon for the recommendation (*￣3￣)╭💕💕💕 I absolutely loved it. 

After this I’ll start on the other recommendation you gave me. I kept a bit of a log of my reading journey under the read more tag. 

Major spoilers for literally everything in RNK up to ch 53 “Withdrawal”. 

Oh, and I’ll finish answering all my leftover asks and I SHOULD have a fic done by tomorrow. I was so ready to write and then I got up. Now I’m back to bed. 

I’m just gonna write this as a log since I read super super slow and I’m only on ch 7 at the start of writing this but I’m really liking it already. Though to be fair. I love everything okita anon recommends haha. I remember you saying you were simping over Kouu and I haven’t gotten to the part where he appears but I wanted to quickly google what he looked like to prepare myself and I see this:

Well. That’s reassuring. 

I was actually kinda surprised by how many western figures were in the manga since I know there are only like 7? Around 7 western figures that pop up in any anime/manga but seeing people like Albert Fish was kinda surprising but I really liked it. Also, at the end of certain chapters they write little bio’s on them so you get to know more about them was such a nice touch.  I also love that the tradition of making males -> females still stays strong even outside the fate universe hehe.

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Literally, the next chapter I see him. AHHHHHHHHH. Well maybe not him but his eyeballs. 

This guy lowkey reminds me of the MC’s brother but it’s 99% because he has the same long ponytail. I wouldn’t be surprised if the brother was apart of the the Greats. Honestly, Ein reminds me of those really hard headed girls that are actually really kind on the inside but aren’t good at expressing themselves (maybe because that’s pretty much her character). I also like that Ein doesn’t like males but she’s hiding behind this guy. At least, I’m..99% sure this is Ein. 

I FUCKING KNEW IT. AS SOON AS I SAW HE GOT A THEIF TALENT I COULD FEEL THE SOLO LEVELING VIBES IN ME. HE CAN STEAL TALENTS I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! I’m surprised that Neumann didn’t say anything and  Haito seems to be aware of it.  

Edit: Ah okay, I understand a bit now but it almost seems like Haito is the only one aware of Toya’s second talent.

Edit 2: Okay, as much as I love power hungry MC’s I’m really glad they didn’t make Toya into that. I am such a softie for sympathetic and kind MC’s like these even though it’s been done so many times. I’m really glad this didn’t feel like a rehash. I mean, some points some of the stuff Toya says it does but it’s fine, I don’t mind that. I actually gave a crap about him since I usually prefer the side characters (I UNDERSTAND ANON, I CARE ABOUT KOUU SO MUCH AHHHHH) but HAITO?? AHHHHH. 

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I like that Izo always has the same hat in every adaptation he’s in lol. Istg, cats are always op. Schrodinger seems so strong and the parallel universes are my absolute shit. Sometimes I think, in one universe I did this and in this universe I’m not. Would I rather stay in this universe or be in the one where I am actually productive. Usually I pick the productive universe and actually work but sometimes I’m a bit of a slacker haha. I think this is my approach to a lot of things in life. But I digress, I don’t wanna get too deep into my life. 

I can sorta sympathize with the sinners. At least the ripper guy to say the least. I love love love unhinged characters that just want to basically destroy the world or at least have fun. But then you find out- wait they are actually sympathetic oh no. That’s how I felt about Djoser in “im the great priest imhotep” (please...i beg...someone read this...I’m so starved). 

As much as character development and rooting for the hero is cool and all, I just want to simp for the crazy “let’s burn the world to the ground” kinda character. I’m also so glad Toya doesn’t automatically become evil and try and steal everyone’s talents because he does seem like a good person and I really don’t see him suddenly switching fields so when he saved (I don’t remember names I’m sorry), the undead solider it was really nice. Proves that he still has his humanity and isn’t strictly relying on the branch of sin. 

It makes sense that he wants to steal talents since he never had one (and it was kinda out of left field when he killed Vlad and we just never addressed that ever again haha) but to see him actually consider his actions and if he actually want’s to steal his teammates talents feels right to me. Poor guy doesn’t seem to have a lot of friends so this is the first time he’s ever seemed to have companionship, aside from Haito, so I really hope he doesn’t attempt to steal their talents. I think I’m thinking of the slime? That time I got reincarnated as a slime manga/anime. Where he’s the pokemon catcher of skills. I thought that was where it was going. 

But I do kinda like how selfish Haito and Toya’s talent stealing relationship is (I mean, later it develops but my first draft of writing this I wasn’t there yet). I’m not sure if selfish or like self-gratitude/pride is the right word but it’s kind of a breath of fresh air. Rather than Haito trying to contain or “help” Toya’s inferiority she’s actually encouraging it and using her own talent for her own...acknowledgement? Er, yeah let’s go with that. 

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This. This interaction. I love this. Like, genuinely love this. We need more of this. Two people from opposite sides finding some common ground and their fight to the death is less about morals or whose on whose side but for themselves. I love that. This is actually some wholesome stuff. 

Edit: AHHHHH CATCH MY UGLY CRYING IN THE BACK BECAUSE ALL THE “SINNERS” ARE ACTUALLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. IM DEAD. YOU’VE KILLED ME. 

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I KNEW IT! YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THESE KIND OF PEOPLE!! I’m going to slap the whiteboard on this but if I see any “goofy” character I’m immediately sus of them. 

As much as I hate that Hitler is getting drawn as a small child I really like this. I know the whole, oh I killed your friends but I’m letting you go because you express humanity but I’m gonna finish my death with a sympathetic line, can be annoying to people but idk I really liked this. 

Honestly this and the undead soldiers death hit me hard ngl. This manga might not have my favourite art style during some points compared to like main stream manga but it has some really beautiful scenes. 

BOOM CALLED IT, though it’s pretty obvious lol. 

THE PONY TAIL NEVER LIES AND HES DA VINCI IT MAKES SENSE NOW

He looks so cute lol. I like that Seiya has the talent of being talented in everything while Toya has the talent to steal other talents. Seiya can probably only cap his power by his own physical/mental abilities with Toya can pull a solo leveling and go further beyond. Thinking of it like jack of trades vs master of none type deals. Though, I might be thinking too hard on this. I like that this man is actually humble but I really wish there was a tiny bit more to him since we only get this one interaction/backstory but the manga isn’t completed yet. I really hope we get to know about Seiya more;; like how he became da vinci or etc. 

Everytime I see Neumann I look at that comic sans type and it kills me on the inside. But I love that her eyes are 01 just, mwah perfection. These little details that aren’t that big but it’s soooo nice. I also ahem, unhinged character heart be still. It’s really nice reading manga in bursts because you can see the art progression and damn does she look good. 

tiny fang appreciation post. 

ngl i’M HARD SIMPING FOR THIS MAN. It’s the pony tail, I have such a thing for guys with long hair (and this is why genshin broke me) but man the art really picked up here. 

I didn’t get into it but OKITA ANON I GET IT. KOUU??? AHHHH. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE??? As much as his whole “war” was a bit questionable in the beginning and tbh I still don’t really get it I like that he knows he’s not the same as the other Greats but still tries to help the other “sinners” in a way only he knows. That’s why Seiya was so important;; I get that he wanted them to have a fun death and to be understood but idk, the whole war idea and having them kill each other (especially the Hitler fights because I understand the others since they reached some kind of acknowledgement) but nonetheless, what a great guy.

Nightingale gives me mad masaki vibes from chainsawman. I hate them and I can’t wait for you to fail, but the inner part of my is cheering for you because unhinged characters are my shit. I feel really bad for Neumann, I had suspicions she wasn’t actually like that since it’s sooo out of left field but I’m really glad the manga seems to know what it’s doing. I really wish we got more Kouu interactions with everyone tho. 

NOW THIS. THIS IS SOME WHOLESOME STUFF. I WANT THIS. I REALLY WANT SPIN-OFF OF REALLY SAD ANIME/MANGA/STORIES WHERE ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE HANG OUT. That’s how I’m feeling about JJK and the scroll segments or BSD WAN that just came out. IT’S SO WHOLESOME TO SEE EVERYONE NOT TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER. 

UGLY SOBBING IN THE CLUBBB AND KOUU AND CHARLOTTE AHHHH. I hate how this is phrased but the respect I have for Hitler?? YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THAT IS TO TYPE?? Kitazuka is cool tho, I really like him. Some god given talent. I’m hard simping over him but I really hope we get to know more about him later. 

Getting smug mona vibes, I love this. 

AHHH IVE NEVER FELT THIS UPSET OVER AN APPLEEEE. I’M ACTUALLY UPSET. IF HE DIES IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY MY HEART OUT. 

THE FAMOUS SLAP 

I’M SORRY WHA- SLENDERMAN?

Oh..wow. Okay, be still my heart. When I first saw her I thought she was really pretty but now I’m absolutely smitten. God damn, can I please have some more crumbs on these characters before they die;; 

AHHH SAME GIRL FUCKING SAME????? I adore these small panels and translator notes. It’s a real breather after the sad 3am hours talk these characters go through. 

Yagyuu. Jesus christ. WHY ARE ALL THE DEATH SCENES IN THIS MANGA ACTUALLY SO PRETTY AND STABS ME IN THE HEART??? that’s it. goodbye. im fucking out. im actually so upset rn. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? 

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In conclusion, and I should probably re-read what the characters say and not go off on memory because I’m about to get really deep. I really like how they phrased why they wanted to stop the branch of sin. That there are people just like Toya and Haito who, if they never found the branch of sin, could still probably lead respectable and okay lives. That there was a “them” in another universe that didn’t go down that road and that they want to be in the same universe as “them”. I know this sounds really confusing if you haven’t read the manga but going back to what I said about the parallel universe stuff. 

There was a universe where Toya and Haito didn’t rely on the branch of sin, that even without their talents from becoming a returner, they could still live a happy life given their own personalities and attitudes. It was kinda moving since in the beginning, Toya wanted a talent so badly and now that he has one. He’s realizing that wait, I don’t need a past life talent in order to live. Honestly, I hard relate to that because I totally agree with him. If you have a talent you can probably live a very happy and comfortable life that other factors wouldn’t matter if you just have that incredible talent. Thinking of it as a painter or artist, if you had actual god-given talent you wouldn’t need to worry about other factors since people would naturally seek that talent. So you end up comparing yourself to others and setting that limit on yourself. 

But that’s okay, it’s completely natural and I’m not saying it’s horrible if you do this. Fuck, I do this all the time. I’m not saying the manga is changing my life but it’s kind of refreshing that it get’s talked about since other adaptations of this just make the character super OP. I understand wanting to have that incredible talent, fuck who doesn’t? but you don’t need it in order to live earnestly in the bigger picture sense. Not everything you do has to be productive and honestly, learning to be okay with having fun is nice. Just being okay with who you are right now, even if it isn’t perfect in your eyes, you still have time to build upon yourself and your own talents but doing it for yourself. 

But I probably missed the point and I’m going way to deep haha. But I really enjoyed reading this and thank you once again to okita anon for the recommendation^^ I always love everything you send me and I’ll start reading the next one. If anyone else has any recommendations let me know!