#AHEM. ANYWAYS.
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where do you think you’re going?
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monster X monster hunter
#baldur’s gate#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#astarion#wyll#I AM SOOOOOO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THESE TWO#IMAGINE BEING PERFECT FOILS OF EACH OTHER#BOTH TURNED INTO MONSTERS AGAINST THEIR WILL#imagining young wyll trying to court astarion and just being so genuine about it#as one of his first loves he wants to do everything right but is still overall (fairly) new to the whole thing#vs astarion who is much more cynical after 200 years of seducing victims#he knows how to play someone’s heartstrings like anlite and is overall very detached from the whole thing only#doing it to make aure wyll wont murder him or something#but then selune forbid it he starts to develoP FEELINGS FOR HIM KSDBBSJAJA#and then just as astarion starts to fall into love wyll almost falls out of it as he realizes astarion was LYING to his face the whole time#about liking him#and then there is DRAMA and a secret slow burn underneath what you THOUGHT was a fast burn#AHEM. anyways.#im gonna draw more of these two cause wyll is soooo slept on#pictured this as early in their meeting/relationship which is why wyll doesnt have horns yet#also *anlite i meant to type *a lute but shaky fingers#rip no tag editing
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surely they cant all die first...
#SEABLINGS ARE BACK LETS GOOOOO#ahem. anyways.#art with sand in it#wild life smp#life series#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#ldshadowlady#jimmy solidarity#gtwscar#gtws fanart#ldshadowlady fanart#solidarity fanart
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visiting nobles/lords/royals quickly notice that merlin has arthur’s ear and that arthur values merlin’s opinion above all others. when they’re having trouble convincing arthur to go along w their plan or sign their Important Document, they go to merlin to try and convince him to convince arthur. merlin knows what they’re doing. merlin does not want to push arthur one way or another, he wants arthur to make his own choices and lead his people as he sees fit. merlin satisfies both of their needs by seeming apologetic that he can’t convince arthur of this but maybe they can and gives them “tips and tricks” on how to soften arthur up to agreeing to the plan.
its all bullshit.
so far he’s convinced a princess (looking for marriage) that arthur loves frogs and pranks so she filled his chambers with a bunch of toads (arthur is terrified of frogs), a lord (was “wronged” by another lord and wanted a portion of his land) that arthur is a fan of the arts, particularly music, and he ended up breaking into song and dance in front of everyone, and a nobleman (arguing against the repealed magic ban and hoping to bring back uther’s laws) that arthur LOVES potatoes and to just give him one throughout the day whenever he seems him so arthur will associate the nobleman with the joy of receiving his favorite food so he’ll be more inclined to the nobleman’s request (arthur despises potatoes).
#arthur knows what merlin is doing but cant tell his visitors otherwise merlin might get in trouble with them#so arthur plays along#he laughs at the toads#he watches the performance with a kind smile#he takes every potato with a thin smile before tossing it in the pig pens outside#and in the end waits for them to leave before turning to merlin and attempting to admonish him but merlin is too busy laughing his ass off#arthur gives up#besides. its a little funny.#and entertaining when before negotiations and petitions and meetings were so goddamn boring#(and merlin is just absolutely gorgeous when hes laughing at his plans coming to completion. the way his cheeks flush and his eyes twinkle#the way his laugh eventually goes breathless. how sometimes he has to grab onto arthur for support so he doesnt fall down. the way the su-)#ahem. anyways.#bbc merlin#merthur#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon
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Pin-up turtle, made in Magma!!
Heres the sketch and slightly rendered version(?) <3
#text#kurseds art stuff#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt leo#rottmnt future leonardo#rottmnt future leo#GAHHH I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST MY ART#AHEM. ANYWAYS.#hiii this is an old doodle from a server magma sesh :3#i really liked this one in particular my anatomy wasnt that bad here actually
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Hi! 😊 Just wanted to ask, how many more requests are in line for the House of the Dragon fandom? Could we get any teasing crumbs for those? 🥺🥺🥺
I'm going to be honest... Half of the recent HOTD I've pulled out of thin air 😭
In honor of S2 I've decided to make a list of characters to write for but I've realized I don't care for half of the men in the show 💀 it feels a lil odd writing for Luke cause he's so smol
#bumbleanswers#luke looks 13 max#i do not care for daemon#might give aegon and aemond a try#let me know which characters y'all want to see!#i kinda realized there arent many outside of rhaenyras fam and Alicents fam. everyone else are side or background characters#which is understandable the dance is about team black vs team green and the fall of dragons#i am. side eyeing some changes theyve made from the book#like youve got a whole BOOK ABOUT IT and you're making drastic changes that mess with it??#syrax isnt the mother of Danys eggs dreamfyre is and those eggs were stolen years prior to the events of the show#ahem. anyways.
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Top 5 characters you'd beat the shit out of because I love to be a 😈🔥 HATER 🔥😈
1. professor turo. u r a fucking loser and you suck. explode into one billion pieces.
2. lusamine. she did NOT deserve to get off so easy. she should have been put in JAIL!
3. leopold von bergliez. why are you ugly and a shitty father. pick one stupid ass.
4. RUFUS THIERRY BLAIDDYD!!!!!!! FUCK THAT GUY SO MUCH. DIMITRI DESERVED BETTER!!!!!!
5. arundel. evil ass man. edelgard did not deserve that shit.
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wizarro. seeing like, kindness and care out herw is bizarre
Oh!
Well, I couldn’t tell you that. As far as I know she’s been an optimist since day one, aka back in Combat Arena X. One of the only people who kept a smile on their face and treated the thing like a game.
It was cute, I’ll tell you that.
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I do not guarantee I will stick to all this but if anyone has any bloomic/bg3/IF/actium sketchy requests drop a reply 🙏 the point of this is to loosen up to hopefully they will be sloppy and quick before I hop into my days work
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Woke up thinking about Fulke x nun!reader or just, very devote christian AGAIN and I'm just annoyed I can't find a solid premise
#me and my corruption ki–#ahem. anyways.#yea like being introduced to her. being intrigued. all the nuns talk about her. shes so mysterious. odd. but she has a pull...#maybe since you're real devoted. ypu help her during her stay. she notices how you eye her documents. how you pray and pray but#it feels more like a souless mantra#you're devoted without any loyalty. a soldier without a cause#so she ofc decides you're perfect to morph into her little apprentice
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i too would leave important life decisions up to a magic 8-ball
#paddy.art#ahem anyways#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#stan pines#stanley pines#book of bill#gravity falls fanart#artists on tumblr
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#ophelia sings#I MISSED BEIDOU???? screaming crying sobbing throwing up how could i let this happen#BDOSJDKAODJAPAPSJLSPWQJDLSP BEIDOU WAHSJDNISDOWKNDODIJELQPQJDKXAP#GRRR GRRR GRRR#BARK BARK BARK#I WOULD LET HER MURDER ME AND EAT MY ORGANS THEN I WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE AND THANK HER FOR THE OPPORTUNITY#ahem. anyways.
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I’m very normal about Elias Bouchard, head of the Magnus Institute, London.
#AUGHHHAHGHHHHGHHHGHH#ARGHGHHHJGHHHGJJFJKG#don:t look at me. don’t even look at me#I’m actually very normal I’m actually very normal. My Name Is Cishet Joe I Love Women.andboobs.#GRGAHSHEHRJJRJJWNNSNSMSMMSKAJ#ARRKKSKSKKDKFKFKKF#I need elias bouchard in problematic wa ys.someone make him real NOWWWW!!!#i Don’t care about Awful Impact On The World I’ll fix it#I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal (said while rocking back and forth room covered in scrawlings)#i need to have morally dubious crazy gay affair with that man#it’s terrible it’s awful. he’s evil. and he’s even british#good lord.#AHEHFHFHJ. ARGH. AUGH.ANWJEMDD#<- sounds of me taking damage over time.I feel poisoned. I’m taking poison damage#poison is green……you know what else involves Colour Green…….#no… i shan’t say……#ahem. anyways.#seraph's ravings
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primeval texture my beloved
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I’m okay… I’m okay… I’m not okay. Nope. Nope. Nope.
More higunana ✨
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the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...
early access + nsfw on patreon
#i continue to spend too much brainpower thinking about biker/mechanic au#also first pic of johnny is shamelessly referenced off of a still from the transformers movie#where megan fox works on a motorbike in /that/ pose#and#ahem#well. anyway <3#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#giragi art#cod mw2
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