#ADVANCED SWEATING

[lizzybeeee]

Eluvians, Pre-DATV ->

A mystical relic of the past, inaccessible unless if you have the 'key' to it - knowledge or power. A device that allows you to enter the Crossroads, a place between the Fade and the physical world, allowing you to travel between these spaces that breadth the length of the ancient elven empire. So few people actually knowing it's name or purpose. The few working mirrors surviving in the most desolate locations of Thedas, the Deep Roads or Ancient Elven Ruins, long since claimed by the ravages of time and cut off from present day Thedas.

Merrill, spending a near decade pushing her knowledge of her people's craftsmanship and magic to the brink - seeking out the aid of a powerful demon, Audacity, bound to the Sundermount, to help her cleanse and reforge her small part of history. Giving up her home and position within her clan in the hopes of restoring some small part of their past. Turning to magic perceived as 'forbidden', earning the scorn of her own clan and the rest of the world, being branded as a 'monster' by the people she loved so dearly. Assembling the shattered shards and forging them together, using her clans Arulin'Holm that has been passed through the ages and guarded by them.

Eluvians in DATV ->

Two for one sale - in working condition - some minor scratching on the frame.

Come down to your local dock / semi-abandoned forest / emo underpass / temu crestwood / BEACH / fight club / assassins creed 2 hidden level for more information.

Our handy Veil Jumpers can fix your faulty eluvians in 30 minutes or less.

[brofightiscancelled]

the anan movie Q&As are really interesting to me, so i wanted to attempt my own translations! 🙇‍♂️

[tswwwit]

Re-reading your cult au is so funny from Dippers POV cause its just Bill pulling every high school pick up trick imaginable and Dipper missing every single one

One of my favorite things is Bill Failing at Something, and I am glad it delights others as well! Rest assured my mission to Uncool this dude will never cease.

[haruu-luv]

𝙱𝚂𝙳 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

(aus mixed)

dividers by cafe kitsune

𝙰𝙳𝙰 (@asktheada)

Yukichi Fukuzawa: @thedickpeoplewagewarsfor @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency

Ranpo Edogawa: @askranpo @fem-ranpo @ultradeduction @protectingidiots @ramuneranpo

Osamu Dazai: @never-gets-sick @doublesuicidelover @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog @catzai-osameow @royalbandages @the-biggest-odasaku-man-fan @suicidol-dz @corrupted-bandages @dazai-asks @femzaimybeloved @bandagesandblood @drowninginbeauty @disgracedprodigy @thesourceofsin @sweet-belladonna @osamudazaiisawoman @diamondzai @swimminginyokohamasrivers @kitsune-dazai @suizai

Atsushi Nakajima: @moonovermountain @beast-beneath-the-moon @weretigeratsu @panthera-tigristigris @chazukemylove @chazukelover5105 @atsushima

Akiko Yosano: @thou-shaltnot-die @dreaming-of-butterflies

Tanizaki Junichiro: @junichiros-light-snow @tanizakisiblings

Doppo Kunikida: @thematchlesspoet @manofhisideals @notamathematician

Kenji Miyazawa: @cows12345 @be-not-defeated-by-the-rain @undefeated-by-the-storm

Izumi Kyouka: @kyoukacat @flower-in-the-darkness @crepes-is-life @bunnykyoka

Katai Tayama: @sleepyykatai

[nukacourier]

Arcade picking flowers he finds in the desert and giving them to james before they're dating and he tries to brush it off like "oh I learned about these recently because of my research...here's the scientific name and the use of them in medicine" but to anyone else it's very obvious hes just giving the guy hes crushing on flowers because his hands start to shake when he hands him the flowers and his face gets bright red every time he does

[bonnieisaway]

i love how there's a solid 10 seconds where you can see the fear in her eyes he just broke seven's sword as he is telling her how valuable it is and that she'd have to get it fixed

[oscurl]

Leclerc to Piastri after today's race:

[hearts-hunger]

some heavy sad stuff under the cut

if you guys are religious at all, would you mind praying for my friends mary susan and her family? she died very suddenly and traumatically today. i teach her grandchildren, samuel, margaret, and ridley, and know her, knew her, i guess, to be a kind and loving grandmother who was active and supportive in our community. it's affecting me very deeply — i'm very sad for her grandchildren, who i enjoy so much as bright and special little humans, and i know this must be terribly hard for them. i just saw them together yesterday at our school's final assembly, and she was full of youth and vigor and a wonderful christian spirit. if you would pray for the repose of her soul, and comfort for her family and those who knew and loved her — i would greatly appreciate your kindness in that.

[via-val]

i want,,, magnus and alex bookstore dates!!! them just browsing the shelves, criticizing books that are clearly biased, alex reading excerpts of random books out loud to magnus and doing the voices, magnus showing some of his favourite comic issues to alex and (attempting) to do the voices. of course they have to make it competitive at some point so there's also a hidden quest: alex has to find a new comic for magnus to read and magnus has to find a book for alex that she'll like. it turns caothic very fast. sometimes magnus ends up with comics about fart jokes sometimes he gets really good ones. alex almost always ends up with some random novel because magnus is too afraid of giving her something in the romance section and fantasy as a genre is banned on the basis that "we deal with all that on the daily, provide me some good escapism, chase". they go for falafels and coffee after<3

[claudemblems]

OH MAN AM I GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MY FUTURE THERAPIST THAT I WRITE FANFIC???????

[iersei]

I'm actually screaming-

FOR POSTERITY'S SAKE I NEED TO DOCUMENT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE SCREAMING IN MY INBOX AT HOW CLOSE (heh) THIS WAS BECAUSE TODAY WAS A ROLLER COASTER AND WE HAD TO FIGHT FOR OUR LIVES UNTIL THE LITERAL LAST MINUTE

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE IMAGINE HOW SICK I FELT WHEN IT WAS TYING WITH THAT MUCH TIME LEFT -

BUT WE WON. GLENN CLOSE FUCKERS STAY WINNING.

[dorkousloris]

waddles in and just.

hi, ive been playing SDV and. uh. mortujulita farming au like-

[flamagenitus]

I just watched S1E2 of house and I would like everyone to know that PCR analysis is actually relatively cheap now. They did a PCR analysis on my entire first year bio class just to prove we all did or did not have earlobe attachment or not. Essentially for fun! Most of us did not. It took like 3 hours and they did it genuinely for our entertainment. It isn't a big deal

[americanrecord]

hey Kelsey!! I’m just catching up on the Californian motel series that u sent over and I’m currently reading the chapter “feel the void”

wow. what a heavy chapter,, i read the words ‘call izzy’ and SOBBED this is the last thing i was expecting but as always your writing is so beautiful and so respectful - hope your okay and cannot wait for when you release your book!

[a-flaming-triple-a]

I just realized that neopronouns are so cool because you can take they/them/their as a blueprint and then just replace the first sound with any letter and it sounds legit. You can mix and match and make your own and it's pretty easy for people to learn once they have they/them/their down.

Zey zem zeir. Bey bem bear. Ray ram rare. Fey fem fair. Gay gem gayer.

I rest my case.

[coloursofaparadox]

diy'ing a fatigue flareup by getting both the flu shot and the covid booster at the same time