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starsh1ne-va1ly · 1 year ago

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Bf with ADD

Rei furuya x Male!reader

Genre: fluff,comfort

This is made in Rei's Pov

Song that could fit to this scenario: -Cat -speed up-

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My boyfriend Loves to lie on the cold ,hard floor while reading or listening to music.Sometimes after reading a lot he even falls asleep there,and then i have to carry him back to bed before he could get sick.

I love him, i really do.But sometimes i just cant help but notice how his ADD affects his live.He could get seriously sick!

I mean... who on earth falls asleep on the floor ?! Is that even comfortable?

I wasnt able to keep watching him lay there and possibly hurting himself.

So i got him a green soft carpet.

Now he lies there happily reading and imagining things and i am happy to see him not possibly hurting his back anymore :)

#furuya rei x reader #rei furuya #amuro tooru #amuro tooru x reader #Detektiv Conan #Detektiv Conan x reader #DC #DC x reader #DCMK #DCMK x reader #Amuro tooru Lover #ADD #Anime #Manga #ADHD jokes #ADHD meme #ADD jokes #xreader

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 18 days ago

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"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED

#physical! mentally! sexually! politically!#happy and saddy and frowny and smiley!#imagine All of the Smiley Faces but with tiny biologically accurate dark circles and bloodshot eyes #that's me. that's me and that's you right now #(with disgust) you're AROUSED right now? when u could be writing letters to your governor???#(.....ok so this was a joke but writing emails to your state politicians is actually a good idea jdyk.#not advocating skipping 'Hello Kitty/Jack In The Box' personal time to implement this just. maybe add it to your To Do?#) anyway. BACK TO THE BIT #um. SERVICE top? really? in this economy????#the tip jar is 4 flies fighting over a desiccated wasabi pea #THAT'S the service economy rn

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roninkairi · 2 years ago

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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batcavescolony · 2 years ago

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THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!

#goncharov #zepotha #tiktok #💀💀💀#come to us when you get LINDA CARTER AND MARTIN SCORSESE HIMSELF in on the joke #AND AND AND #Can we talk about how zepotha was stated by a artist to sell her song? like its a meda stunt an add. Goncharov was just fun not marketing #*started

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #Cithis Ofri #Pattadol #Fleki #Lycion #Otta #Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi #But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.

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infinitelystrangemachinex · 3 months ago

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Imagining this Viktor sassing Mel. No screen on earth could have handled their power, I fear.

#arcane #melvik #mel medarda #viktor #viktor arcane #mel arcane #spoilers #arcane spoilers #arcane s2 #joking about the writers being too cowardly for them to interact used to be a joke but now i say they ARE cowards hghghghhg #there is no iteration of viktor where the two of them are not wildly interesting together god i need this so bad #opening the word doc as i speak #editing to add that we all know at the end of the day he would be so gentle talking to her and mel would be figuring out how to free him #and they'd both be couching it in banter and philosophy

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allthepandasintheworld · 1 month ago

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just gonna post like 30 doodles today apparently anyways i wonder when ill finally draw them kissing properly

#zaundads #arcane fanart #vanco #vander arcane #silco arcane #silco #silco x vander #can we also add slander as a ship name (joking)#(i think its funny)#(its not even the right spelling)#doodles #digital art

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bongcipher · 4 months ago

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last friday night

#gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #billford #sorry ive been making a lot of dumb sex jokes. no i will not stop.#i just had to get this one out of my head #halfway through coloring this i had to erase it all because i realized that would mean uncomfortably coloring shirtless men.#maybe ill edit this and add fords sweater because truly idk if this is too suggestive for a minor to make LMAO

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago

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FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,

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yudol-skorbi · 1 year ago

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i had a vision

#critical role #vox machina #sketch #vax'ildan #keyleth of the air ashari #vaxleth #cr1 #i have nothing to add #this stupid joke was sitting in my head for long enough

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kingtheghast · 2 months ago

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Ah yes. Me, my lieutenant, and the Ratsune Miku figurine that he got for ratmas and that is also a lamp.

#rendog #inthelittlewood #rats smp 2 #rats smp #squeakblr #treebark #ratsshipping #<- just in case but apparently this sleeping arrangement is canon #I think I need to add that it's so funny that as soon as that happened i saw this joke being made on like two different servers #and by at least five different people. The singular braincell is real #ghast.art

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druid-for-hire · 6 months ago

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hawkeye and trapper get fake septums

(id under the cut)

[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"

On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"

On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]