#ACTUALLY NO

[irlactualhuman]

Okay. I usually stay out of discourse, but not today. I gotta speak out on something that's been bothering me for far too long. It's disgusting and upsetting.

I'm gonna just come down hard against people that say 'methinks' in casual conversation. Fully turns me off to the conversation. Like you're not even human at that point anymore to me. You might as well have called me m'lady outside of a hardcore queen and stable hand bedroom roleplay scene.

There. I said it. You can hate me if you want, but you can go right to hell with your pretensions and kitsch arcane language.

[kan-be]

and there’s a special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring

it’s blorbo’s birthday yay 🥳 🥳🥳

[autismwithoutpremium]

And that shit hurts man

[wasyago]

something incredibly self indulgent

[cabesswtaer]

twinyards are 38. TWINYARDS. ARE 38.

[birdifulhuman]

beach day! They're having a good time I promise! John's just embarrassed because he's next to two pretty people and his mom's taking the photo :P

[solqau]

he goes through life as if he's the narrator of a national geographic episode. but he's really the narratee

[smolbean-17]

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!

[maxdibert]

The most surreal thing about the Harry Potter universe is that J.K. Rowling said that Beauxbatons was the magical school where wizards from not only France but also Spain and Portugal attended. So, Spanish kids going to a school in France where the classes are in French???? HAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BREATHE

Honestly, I think there’d be an uprising in the Spanish magical congress with banners like “You won’t turn us into GABACHOS” before they’d agree to send all the kids to learn French in the Pyrenees. I mean, literally no normal spanish would ever, under any circumstances, go along with that. Zero cultural knowledge, Joanne, sorry.

[solazu1]

something something I turned them into creatures because I saw a few other people do it. I might make Alex and Brian later but I actually have more planned for Jessica and Amy. I guess this counts as an Au...? My brother helped me with Jays design so that was cool, shoutout to @rorystr 🫡

Scratches head, ig like the most I've got for this au is that most mythical creatures live amongst humans, disguised as them, and completely unaware of other creatures living amongst them. (which is too few anyway, they are mythical creatures after all not common creatures) It just turns out that by some insane coincidence, almost all of the cast of marble hornets are secretly dudes in disguise (loud vine-booms). Also the operator sickness is still a thing and the operator is still the same old entity of malice just more fantastical yk? Alright enough of my blabbering I'm sleepy… I want to rant sm about how I think angels and other types function in this au but not rn 💥💥

[lendiel]

*After the first kinslaying in Alqualonde*

Feanor: Am I going too far?

Finarfin: No, no, no. You went too far 7 hours ago. Now you‘re going to prison.

[lordandladywhistledown]

can't believe we went from

"i'm to escort miss featherington to the floor"

to

"for god's sake, penelope featherington, are you going to marry me or not?" 🥹🥹🥹

[autismwithoutpremium]

"Why are you bringing your backpack?"

Me: "Idk just in case"

"We're just going to the mall for a short bit, you don't need it"

"Well I'll bring it just in case"

"Just leave it here"

"NO BECAUSE I NEED MY BAG WITH MY COMFORT ITEMS JUST IN CASE AND I FEEL NAKED WITHOUT MY TURTLE SHELL ON MY BACK ALRIGHT?!"

Thanks for listening to my rant

[rozzsum]

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes / Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

[thebeardlyben]

Behold! My lazy pie-loving tabaxi rogue bordering on the very edge of copyright infringement.

Playing him for a one-shot this weekend :P